Isabeau Isabeautifulgirlandweloveher edition
poo
>>223011442
are tim on grindr
haaland has been diagnosed with finnish heritage disease
yeah well that's not alysa is it go away
Ok I will use it!!
>>223011431fantastic thread x
would do anything to smell alysas sweaty pits
lady sliding into timmy's DM's
>>223011461
>>223011485even becoming a professional olympic athlete?
i see a lot of myself in tokita ohma with that cold detachment and the way he just moves like a ghost through the world
male ice skating fans have been confirmed as bbc posters
>>223011494
any word from plumberlad?
>>223011511That's a man
I wonder if harry kane will instinctively bend over and present his anus to Haaland when he sees him charging towards him as his ancestors didAfter all, better to suffer a little bit of ass rape than die right?
just realised that some of you live vicariously via that mental case Timfucking hell. pond life
>>223011494she can save him
>>223011456>pretend beerwasn't he drinking henry westons yesterday?
>>223011511phwoar
looking for breakfast
what did he mean by this
alyssa liu facialabuse
I'm going to use ai to identify all of you, you're all marked for death now
>>223011541He's mental. He didn't mean anything.
Timmy responded to this webm saying Birmingham is his home town and things have changed mental how even as a schizophrenic willing to show the world his penis he's still afraid to speak openly about what happen to bham
>>223011550good
bloke (26 White Male) they arrested in the Widdecombe investigation has been released and they're looking for a new suspectsp00kyhe could be posting here right now
interesting how rorke mongs can only survive in very sheltered mong online communities.any experience with the real world will turn the working man into a man of the left.
tell me about yourself anon
>>223011549
>>223011573i like to pick things out of my bum sometimesand i shout at my neighbours for looking at me
>>223011573That's a cow
>>223011573uhhhh tits
>>223011570let's see your bluesky account
Dermot Murnaghan's dead now as wellwhat on earth is happening
… trying to get my passport renewed but it’s a nightmare … wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream and Running Man on MacBook in home ...
>>223011494wonder if hes had any offers of a live in carer so he can get back to his flat
just nonced myself
anne hathaway's 43 year old pregnancy tits
>>223011550there is a german here?
get the tunes onhttps://youtu.be/Tp3b7Jg1vu0
peckham terminator
>>223011617
making dinner. tuna pasta bake.
>>223011573spoaler thabt hroug
>>223011570It is funny how everyone you meet when travelling is a full on leftist. The most adventurous and open people, travelling the world, even visiting, as Rorke calls them, "dangerous shithole" countries, all inevitably come to the same conclusion about how a country, and the world, should be governed.
>>223011649pecknaam
>>223011653get yourself up you lazy prick
>>223011656hope elton sneaks in as soon as it is done and leaves a special surprise on top for you
>>223011676imagine being bed bound before 60it's weird because he walked every day but something happened in the last 5 years and now he's basically a vegetable
might start pissing into a jug to measure the total volume of piss I produce each day
>>223011670LOOK WHAT THE CUNT'S DONE TO THE BUS
right then
im going to go take a shower.
>>223011689definitely upped my piss game with all the water i've been drinking
>>223011704me on the left
leftpol with a triumphant gut biome able to withstand water from the ganges as a result of years of kefir consumption.roke pooed to death on his hotel bathroom floor after eating an old el paso mild fajita meal pack
>>223011704Aryan Beastess
can't understand misogyny women are cute and sexy and i love them so much it's unreal
Why is Air conditioning not standard with all properties? The UK is a fucking shithole and I can’t wait until it’s destroyed by Muslims and Africans
>>223011720ktwbm
>>223011735its funny because muslims and africans will install AC and bidets everywhere
People in my family will gladly eat or drink something that’s out of dateI suspect they’re all mental.
>>223011733women are cruel and evil and only love chads
cherish women but also destroy them
>>223011733agree desumy problem is loving women too muchwhich makes me hate (while still lvoing em) em when they dont liek me haha
>>223011735We'll never get to Net Zero if we start installing air conditioners in new builds
>>223011759guess i'm a chad then
kill all women
>>223011733they're just holes at the end of the day
>>223011775Anarcho-Monarchist
>>223011733not many people actually hate womenfeminists think that saying that women shouldn't have the right to vote is a woman-hating statement which is wrong
girlfriend is doing my head in actually start to hate her if I spend too long apart from her
>>223011775I'm a Neoliberal Plutocrat
>>223011769Name on diego
so this is the new... I know I'm quite late but still this is the new
>>223011784the least itneresting part about any woman is her "hole"
>>223011801
>>223011494It’s actually insaneI’m 6 foot 4, tattooed m, mildly attractive and in my 20s and I can’t get a bird like that on tinder yet fucking Tim who looks like a real life monster in a care home pulls a hippy milfFuck away off
>>223011799not friday is itDIKHED
Not that hot today. Obviously they will make it scorching again when I'm at work.
>>223011817have personality, take a shower, be kind ;)
>>223011817Maybe you're a boring mong
What should I do if my catberg is ill but I can't / won't pay vet billsShould I just leave him somewhere
What would you do if your gf farted on you during sex
>>223011775social democracy
changing my computer's old PSU for a new one now. mad how I bought a 650w PSU originally. no wonder my computer keeps rebooting itself, it can't handle the workload
>>223011817you're obviously not mildly attractivein factr to struggle with women at 6'4 you must be proper munted lmao
>>223011855feed him to the horses, it's for the best
biggest regret is getting into tranny porn... actually let me rewind, it's posting in this fucking thread, which led me to tranny porn, which led me to 2 hour daily goon sessions of nasty fucking tranny porn that i feel ashamed about all the time
>>223011775National Socialism
Borderline obsessed with women in the first week or so until we shag then instantly hate them From existence
>>223011817I can't fucking fathom the mindset of tattooed people. why do you mention it like it's a plus?
>women only like height LOL!
nth for the gyaldem
>>223011880>223011880fUCktHEbLOGoFFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>223011864bruh you fell for a meme lmao. got thermal paste?
>>223011872This but small penis humiliation
>>223011664exactly. the difference in intelligence and openness is palpable. but rorke doesn't travel, of course. or read. all he can do is seethe.
oh are the right wing chuds talking about women?wanting what they'll never have
the 'lysadem
>>223011894girth is everything
This is my actual Political Compass result I get and I'm NS
>>223011573thought I noticed a cross but it was a key, maybe I can sort you out down the line x
>>223011570>>223011664>>223011907The ol' leftypol double act at it again"They" have been going for hours at this point kek
>>223011896/brit/ is a failed normie general fuck off back to r9k if you don't like it
>>223011907They are dangerous shithole countries, lefties are just more willing to let some Indonesian bully them for £100 for a photo or have their shit stealer by Africans in Rome or Barcelona
can't get a shag, country's gone to the dogs
why do women respond to height. tall heights I mean. surely they should only require you to be 1 inch taller than them
no luck catching them killers then
for me the central decision is whether everyone is retarded or everyone has some good points that must synthesise
>>223011733>>223011759both true
>>223011872for me it's beastiality. i couldn't look at my cat in the same way again but luckily i'm slowly recovering
>coffee>hot peppers>cured meatwell, there's stomachberg done in then, acid reflux toil is a go-go
>>223011937get on AW
>>223011941>t.
>>223011929They'll make a seethepost now about how rorke finds it outrageous that two people disagree with him
Got one of them scam calls where a man with a thick indian accent says they're "Ben from sky tv and broadband services"
>>223011920You're a boring red wall little englander larping le based edgy fascisto
On The Sopranos they're always eating eggs and peppers lol
i will be back later when you learn to make better posts
>>223011990let me guess, you need more?
>>223011939every woman is harbouring freudian autopaedophilic fantasies tall men remind them of their fathers when they were young
>>223011968not giving my id am i
>>223011541Literally does a reddit face when moaning about racism lmfao
is there a voice channel where i can speak einstead of type cus i really cba typing and it gonna get harder and harder as i drink
>>223011999Gonna be a while then
remember when Will Smith slapped the comedian,.
gravy's good tonight
>>223012010why not? shagging escorts is legal
>>223012023Will Smith's full name is Willard Carroll Smith II
It's lovely in Cooper's
>>223012016yeh the suicide hotline #done
I have learned in life having a good kitchen is the most important thing in the property you have Having a large freezer to store meat, fish and all the veg or fruit you’ll ever need so you can have variety in your meals and save money in bulk, a large prep area so clean up is easy and gives you more room to be creative, and good quality and varied cooking appliances and essentials Will change your life
>>223011431She is italian
/brit/ is alright at the moment isn’t it
>>223011939tall = big penis
>>223012063She says it 'eye-tie' btw
>>223012063MAMMA MIA!
>>223012063????
>>223012023chris tucker?
>>223012049Surely he is wearing the shirt with the flames on it ironically?
Imagine being a 4chan janitor
>>223012056would go to pub but i am steaming would get kicked out in about 90 secs
>>223012023i remember when everyone thought he was cool and then his bald wife was cucking him for years and he's also a gay
>>223012093He's just sat there rubbing his chin surveying the clunge I don't think he knows what irony is
>>223012103Imagine being jealous that we can actually do things on here other than leave comments
hello everyone I'm drunk btw I'm drunk I have been drinking look at me
>>223012089Isabeau is more attractive than the raccoon there I said it
>>223012130big um bro
staggering into the church during rorkes funeral service and stumbling down the aisle like chris farley with piss stains on my pants and white powder round my nostrils
Rorke eating fridge raidersLeftypol eating succulent roast chicken
i remember there was a british camgirl i liked called isabeau. this was years ago.
>>223012137kateem! sorry senpai but im pre drinking for the game think i started a bit too early!!!!
might watch some old BOTW episodes
>>223012089of course simpoids latched onto the ugliest one lmao
>>223012170you mean the winner with a unique personality
>>223012153>chris farleyDo you remember when you were in The Beatles lolWhat's what he said on Saturday Night Live in a sketch talking to Paul McCartney formerly of The Beatles
Rorke eating a sausageLeftypol eating beans or some other woke shite
>>223012165*insanely high-pitched Rich laugh that goes on for 12 minutes*
>>223012163dead now of course
>>223012165Yeah join the rest of us in doing that >why did I ever find this shit funny?
>>223012170they claim it's because she seems "obtainable" when in reality she wouldn't give them the time of day
i am 35 years old, i am thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the river
>>223012183lol lmao even
leftypol gasping and focusing on relaxing his walls when rorke slips it in for the first time
first can opened
>>223012204inshallah
if a girl suggests a second date at her house am i supposed to initiate sex? she doesn't know im a virge and it feels like im being put out my comfort zone, should i just tell her before hand or will instinct kick in and i can blag it in the moment
>>223012215i like her because she's pretty and energetic i think you might just be a gynecologically challenged individual
>>223012229ktim except me with rorke (no consent)
>>223012231still 5.5 hours until the footy match
fat big tiddy zoomer goth stinky feet gf sex arse>>223012231me this morning at 10am
>>223012247don't knowit's pure dumb luck i managed to have sex
>>223012247just pull your pants down as soon as you get through the door innit
>>223012247You seem autistic. Is that right?
>>223012215Yeah this really is the sad part, they latch on to the ugly one who is still vastly out of their social league. Isn't even about looks but the fact she steps foot outdoors and isn't, say, indoors using AI to make images of incels in police uniforms.
>>223012247Just have a chat and then eventually kiss her and feel her tits and then finger her fanny
Do British girls also like to read manga?
we're alive to experience the end of liberalismpretty cool
if i woke up in the pokemon universe lets just say things would get scary fast
>>223012089she's so hideous it's mental
>>223012215>>223012292double act
>>223012112umm
>>223012269that's why just cans for now :)>>223012271good lad
>>223012292>she steps foot outdoors and isn't, say, indoors using AI to make images of incels in police uniformsyou don't KNOW that
>>223012292see >>223012254
>>223012298No, we don't.
kino
>>223012298Isn't that BL
1930s nibbas be like>>223012306
>>223012334She won't shag you EVER
>>223012278i would much prefer a woman to just do it all for me so i can be spared the awkward first time spergoid moment>>223012280...yh>>223012293i kissed her a bunch of times on the first date even had a cheeky feel of her tits and arse, but thats the limit of my experience any further is unstepped territory for a man like me
>>223012231
>>223012247>second dateslow down, sonny
>>223012170astroturfed mudblood gook will always have 5 trillion indians simping for it
>>223012336mr krabs
>>223012347you don't know that. She might
rorke
>>223012259yummies!!
Thoughts on Anne Hagaway?
>>223012156autist at work is always eating them
>>223012355thought this was a 3d testicle diagram
>>223012385milk truck has arrived
still ages until kick off
>>223012385COYG and grats on the baby x
>>223012348>i kissed her a bunch of times on the first date even had a cheeky feel of her tits and arse, but thats the limit of my experience any further is unstepped territory for a man like meOkayBit unusual for a 2nd date at her house, did she give any other details? Suspect she's very keen on shagging
>>223012385>Anne Hagawayher from The Chase?
out of booze so mixing this with fanta
>>223011431what percentage of British women look like thisI'm coming to you country next year and my goal is to meet a lovely British woman I can marry to obtain UK citizenship
>>223012414just get some mouthwash like the injuns
drinking every thursday, friday and saturday now
too much pasta again
>>223012418Are you bisexual?
>>223012418Ice cream
>>223012335>>223012338A drink, snus and manga. What more could you need on holiday??
>>223012435no such thing
>>223012385lmao look at that Chinaman's hat
>>223012449loooooool
>>223012429berg
>>223012414You will die
>>223012423only got the woke edition
getting a big hot in my incelcave
rorke showing up to family christmas with a bbl
>>223012449scream
>>223012442Ice cream
>>223012442Reading yaoi, bit gay that
>>223012435No I'm straight.>>223012437>>223012483What about a cold drink instead?
i only use the tomorrow skin. otherwise the site is too bright for my eyes.
>>223012496you're one step closer to her pussy with this really really funny image pal
>>223012470a big hot what?
>>223012505bum
>>223012449SCR
>>223012495Ice cream (soft serve) and an extra large iced Americano (decaff)
>>223012504is a silly little image really that serious
how much money do football players get from the transfer like when ronaldo got transffered for 8 gorillians how much did he get?
>>223012385
>>223012528He gets his wage, which will be like £200k a week for the length if the contract.The transfer fees are between clubs
>>223012528NothingAgent gets a slice and he would've negotiated a high wage for the player
in the american dub of the simpsons grounskeeper willy is called groundskeeper cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRDmyRJsPwM
>>223012531wish that frog was me haha
>>223012578well you don't leave your bedroom and have no job so that's a great start
>>223012578Were* meHypothetical, subjunctive
>>223012449>>223012481poo shitting
>>223012598where is this anger coming from
so long mel, have a good trip
Why you all disparage Orientals
we're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQsznpmNcn8
>>223012621something to do with violencea long way back, and wrong rewards and arrogant eternity
>>223012627thank you i will
you all placed your bets?
any BWC man in?
me as a massive autistic my first sexual experience was with an older (mid 30s) woman when I was 19went in a work night out (which i didn't want to go on) and this colleague sat next to me and couldn't stop touching me all night, then offered to give me a lift home (to her home)the experience was very awkward but she was basically a very open and confident person and i basically got groomed and molested still, don't know how else i would have lost my virginity this woman was well known amongst colleagues for liking younger lads and would do the same thing to all the new lads
>>223012648
>>223012652you got nonced
>>223012652>when I was 19FONT
Too late to put a bet on England winning the World Cup? Feel like it's going to be our year. Might put £100 or so on it
>>223012652acceptable when women do itmen never complain about getting nonced do they
>>223012652get government mandated predatory milf colleagues in every workplace by 2030 and britain will have moon bases by 2040
>>223012723have you not been keeping up with those teacher news stories? they always tell
>>223012698slop
>>223011446ktim
>>2230126485.75 inch BWC here
always thought simon's mum from the inbetweeners was kinda attractivenot will's mum tier mind
>>223012712i put £50 on them @ 9.00 before the tournament
cheeky throwback tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUBAFPIHETA
rorke posting on his facebook, ca 2012:real eyes realise real lies…
slapping my nan up the wall
>>223012741you could say it even solves the incel crisisim all for government funded sexual predatory females in the officefund itwouldn't have that sad case that spends his entire life posting those sad sloptoks of ewhores here all day
confession: all the posts about gf, wives, sex... were all mei am a compulsive liar
rorke is wondering why women say they want a nice guy but when one comes along they reject him - feeling angry
>>223012821my missus too? you lied about her?
rorke playing this and thinking it's about staying home on the weekendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEVLXu3NXs
need to make a twink scream again soon
>>223012852gonna put on a scary film?
>>223012834>women say they want a nice guywomen never say this lmao
I dont want to be bald
>>223012846how times haven't changed
just seen two tasty tarts walking past
>>223012870yeah attack of the mutant Cock
rorke buying history books off of facebook marketplace only to not read them
>>223012834you're not nice though. you're an angry chud who pretends to be nice for pussy
>>223012416answer me you useless angloid pieces of shit
sometimes i think about getting a job in tesco or a gym just to eyefuck all those slags that walk about with shorts stuck up their arseholes
are you rorke, are these the things you do?
>>223012905depends where you go but yeah that's a common phenotype here
>>223012914please stay in hyderabad
>>223012919melfi to tony shortly before he starts tearing up and sniffling
>game in 5 hourshow tf am i supposed to stay up been drinking since the morn i alreayd feel tired
>>223012901>pretends to be nice for pussythis never works though women can tellits creepy and weird
>>223012941started too early you mong
>>223012933When I posted this weeks ago I got one reply from an Aussie who said it was fineSo /brit/ has decided ok
new thread, new me
new one>>223012986>>223012986>>223012986>>223012986
start at 5pmcomatose by 10fall asleep on the living room floor covered in piss and vomitmiss the game entirely classic
