pigeon edish
prostitutes should pay ME
>>223016092Yeah? fuck you gon' do
lots of fit cuties wearing fuck all today
Waiting for three hours to spend two hours watching a boring game
dapping up my 693 year old nan
will win £30k if my bet comes through tonight this would be great for me really really great
bit mad
Bloody hell. Bad crash. 20 dead apparently
>>223016115Don't like to see them as it's too depressing Muslims have the right idea
>>223016114mutter under my breath and storm off maybe get a 4chan post going
Back from the shops
>>223016060i guarantee that bint was walking in the cycle path
>>223016144gp
>>223016141mikey you are such an oaf
>>223016154Gillian Jacobs?
>>223016159she was walking on the pavement
>>223016141hmm this video seems a bit odd
>>223016081Remember the times on here where you’d open a video like that and that thing would either be smashed to bit or shoved up the man’s arse. Times is changed.
So about what time are we all starting on the cans then
there's a brown foid who works at the bakery at my local tesco and she always looks insanely miserable wish i could fuck her pussy!!!
>>223016141h i michael
curbstomping myself
>>223016060>I should have told him to open his eyesYeah well you didn't. You were a coward as you always are, seething on 4chan.org instead of doing anything remotely productive.
>>223016158poor choice of oat milk and cashewsasds do much better cashews than these
>>223016174was it green under her feet? yeah that bitch was in the wrong
>>223016182Might get 4 660ml bockles from co-op in a bit
>>223016182i don't drink x
>>223016158those pro milks are yummybeen having them for breakfast recently
>>223016172need me bollocks in there
>>223016202Good lad>>223016204Well that's okay x
>>223016191chat her up. brighten her day with your smile.
you like that cracker cock? yeah? you fucking nigger bitch?
looking after my niece and nephew, got them watching classic tom and jerrys rather than that mrbeast shite
>>223016195sorry ok. sorry x
>>223016224y-yes
>>223016182Got a zesty old mout cider - pineapple and raspberry on the go.
>>223016172Need her gripping my bollocks like that
>>223016191>foid>>>/r9k/ go away
off to brizzer on september 4th if anyone wants a pint
i'm not well
>>223016229why cant cats look after themselves
>>223016172she's completely beat. looks like a 40 year old stressed out office worker who had a rough upbringingshe should get married and have kids before it's too late
can't walk there luv
>>223016229*pulls out ball peen hammer*nowt that can be done here
>>223016229why would yanyone adopt it when it behaves like that? imagine it scratching the glass on its cage all day like that
>>223016242silence roastie
>>223016224rorke on the first date
>>223016141Mikey they told me you was dead!!!!
>>223016229i would kill millions for you Apple
>>223016200no it wasnt green under her feet as she was on the pavement
>>223016231Bit racist that mate
>>223016264
Don't like going to buy booze from co-op now because it's always the same people on the tills and feel like they're silently judging me even though I only drink once a week maybe twice sometimes
>>223016229Hello Apple you are lovely
>>223016231get the pingu and morph on
going on a hunger strike until google permanently removes "rorke bubble butt jiggle" from my search history archive
the south east is a barren wasteland
reckon gordon could make a good femboy
what did cats do before getting adopted by humans? yeah thats what I thought. pets are unethical
>>223016242sorry*rasheedette
>>223016311VGHHHHH PENGLAND
>>223016315
>>223016311why'd the brits cut down all their trees
190's slagging you lot off in /box/ saying about, how England will lose to Norway and that.
>>223016285>>223016302<3
>>223016302he made those signs himself
Would love a little catberg but I live in a rented hovel you see
>>223016172Needs an oversized olive skinned med phallus in her gob ASAP
>>223016344English did it Robbing us of our resources
>>223016320same thing they do nowsleep all day and go out eating mice and that
cats are a truly shit animal let alone shit pet
>>223016350he dont got internet
i love cats they make me happy :) <3
>>223016344Got to make room for the BAMEs
keep sneezingdefinite cold incoming
we're all in herechaturbate dot com forward slash lady_ni
>>223016345and wales? howd they get up to?
lot of people dont know but there used to be a dinosaur that got energy from the sun like plants so all day he'd sleep in the sun and charge up and at night he was a fierce predator
>>223016416Yeah? Against karate?
doing incel pushups in my incel cage
I wish I had a magic willard that made birds cum instantly... Genie, grant me this!
>>223016396lol
its too hot now theres diahrea coming out of my arse ive got heat stroke i cant see straight
>>223016229corrr i'd give her a go
>>223016311Lloegr
Rorke’s maw playing Brackish by Kittie far too loud in the kitchen as she does her make up and downs a bottle of cava before heading to town in hopes of a shagging
>>223016421could be
>>223016416i knew about that dinosaur x
>>223016441:/
>>223016416dead now of course
>>223016352You can really tellHe has an artistic flare
>>223016438bit gay
'eat 'troking my knob
>>223016416if it was solar powered why would it need to hunt at night?
>>223016172Need Ruby to aggressively tug away at my bollocks until they bruise
>>223016438*stares at you*yeah, cant see straight either
>>223016344Cut during the iron age to make room for settlements x
Im Volke geboren, erstand uns ein Führer
>>223016362most of the woodland of britain was stripped before the english existed
>>223016484How about you just masturbate over the woman you think is obtainable due to her ugly face (she isn't) and then fuck off to bed loser
big costco sized 10 gallon buckets of smegma
>>223016480He was sluggish while charging
eating sawdust
>>223016172big sad eyes
85% humidity tonight
get the teutons fed and housed
>>223016499Learn some history buddy
this aircon isn't worth the fucking hasslebetween the sun and the exaust the glue holding the window seal on is melting off
getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux
killer whales aren't actually whales why call it one then
>>223016477>>223016495ive got muck all on my cocks and ballsq im lying in sick im ve got heatstoke
>>223016548not killers either
>>223016498dead now of course
>>223016548same reason they [racist anecdote]
you ever watch a livestream and the streamer responds to a completely normal question with anger or sarcasm and then the whole chatroom joins in on shitting on the guy asking a question? i don't like that
>>223016548look like whales
nth for the milfdem
>>223016587nope
>>223016587no i dont watch live streams
https://vocaroo.com/1lDX1bOc4miw
>>223016544Mine came with a fixture for the window but I was afraid of fucking it up so I just poke the pipe out the small window and stuff towels in the gaps
>>223016573unless you're a fat seal nigga
Was contemplating a wankaroo but it's hot and I feel like pooing
>>223016587>you ever watch a livestreamstopped reading there
Bunch of spics here for the world cup using the house next to ours as a vrbo. They're shooting off fireworks and being loud and obnoxious and im a bit miffed as a result.
>>223016587yes, i have watched northernlion before
>>223016593She's got a massive wart on her foreheadAnd that's sexy is it
cats from the cat home are bad cats. it's a form of jail for delinquents
Know literally nothing about the Ann Widdecombe thing other than that it was a WHITE MALE HE'S A WHITE MALE RORKE
Kandice Kavelli tan line sex arse
>>223016610getting a taste of their own medicine
>>223016587only livestreams I've ever watched are the ones for video game events n that
raping myself to death
>>223016587you aren't wanted here
https://vocaroo.com/1lL0AMVENHUj
>>223016587>>223016617BLATANTLY the same posterGo away cunt we don't care
>>223016640seals don't eat penguins do they? maybe sea LIONS do
>>223016622i would literally prohibit toilet paper if she lives with me. she would have to call me every morning to clear her arse
toby... no... we were making progress....
>>223016587Watched a lass hanging out in a bar in Bangkok, some fella tried to come on to her and she just laughed at him and like 800 people joined in, grim really
Do any of you have a family member that’s a complete embarrassment?
>>223016654
>>223016532woodland cover by the roman period in britain was 10%, it’s actually slightly higher now. think you need to look into this mate
i love all the cute little kittens and kittys
>>223016679yeah me
>>223016666waste of quadsfucking shit eater
>>223016679yeah it's me haha
Instead of samefagging just go away and learn from your experience.
>>223016654done yourself because im not samefagging
>>223016665leopard seals love a penguin
>>223016652of course he sounds like sacked trannycan see his receding chin and balding hairline form here
>>223016679Yeah, me
>>223016587watching streamers must be destructive to your braincan you imagine sitting around for hours watching a woman play video games with a fake voice and giving her moneywe should probably just round up everyone who has ever donated to a streamer and put them to work in a prison camp
>>223016608how is that working for you? i barely get 3 degrees cooling with half a seal, idk how you're getting anything from it without
>>223016685Nerd
>>223016685naaaat true baby
>>223016640rorke
>>223016686even the big ones are nice
>>223016652please kill yourself
dont like that picture
rorke
>>223016587one time deso responded to two (2) of my comments in the same stream
pork mince tastes just like beef mince and it's cheaper AND it doesn't come in woke packaging when you buy it in the Co-op
penguins are very cutemad how they live in a desolate hellscape where everything tries to kill them
>>223016709there's male livestreamers too and you dont have to give them money
>>223016754how does it compare to quorn mince?
For me it's covid era panel shows where they're all sat five feet apart with plastic screens between them
>quorn mince
>>223016771yeah so do I, dont see any documentaries about me do you?
>>223016718Working well. Living room is lovely and cool. You got the doors closed? Those mobile ones will only do one room and it can't be bigger than the unit is rated for
gay porn mince
get ready for tons of spam of KAAANE tonight
>>223016780the new normal as it were
doing a celtic black magic ceremony to bring misfortune on harry kane and jude bellingham
>>223016773why would i watch a nigga play a video game when i can just play one myself?despised having to watch my siblings hog the xbox when i was a kid
on "sub ways" in america there are spanish women with babies who walk around begging you to buy their out of date melting chocolate bars and chewing gum
The lads
>>223016771i knew from a very young age that being a penguin was difficult due to this book
delicious, scrumptious, mouth watering chicken nuggets? go on ahead, ill have the mould paste
>>223016587for me it's when that very same question is posed by some sad cunt who paid real money to send their message and the streamer has to pretend like it's a really good comment because there's a £1 transaction involved
>>223016621Nobody's perfect.
>>223016814that's good that you learned something about penguins from the book
https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW>>223016746>)its AI you idiot
>>223016807>begging you to buy their out of date melting chocolate barsyour mum when i ask if she's dtf
>>223016587have never watched a streamer in my life a bit too modern for a nearly 34 year old unc like me
today's menu
>>223016808I tried Darkest Hour but just can't enjoy it because of the interface from the 90s
been on the La Chouffe IPAs all day didn't know they were fucking 9.0%
https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW>>2 (Dead)23016746 (embed)
>>223016797
>>223016794yes, door is closed fucks sakeneed to revisit this whole idea, new window sealmight even be worth me putting it in the bathroom with the smaller window and having it cool upstairs that way
Went to buy a bag of Maris Piper spuds in Tescos thismorning and they're all from Israel! They're usually from Norfolk, needless to say I didn't buy them.
>>223016860it's from 2011 thoughever
pinching my winky with pliers
>>223016883jewish taters
older birds are just better arent they they dont mind if you get a bit nervous and take a minute to find the hole they just love the stamina
the lads
rape rorke
british people are ratarded. i literally just closed the windows and blinds this morning and my entire flat is 23 degrees. why would i need ac?
>>223016807no there are aggressive black kids who try to sell you water bottles. they only take venmo or cashapp and occasionally they will scam the unsuspecting by sending themselves $100 instead of $1 and running awaythey also shoot each other
brits are always screamingyou must be a scaredy bunch
sir gen z stare
have the polis been alerted to this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783794838265813.mp4
ive stoll got diahea im sucking diying lads what the hell am i meant ot o
>>223016922fat fuck
>>223016922is that King Pumba?
>>223016828what is she monitoring on the wall
>>223016923faustian
Please stop using the term camwhores when referring to women who get naked during livestreams.
>>223016923yes i came across teh so called blacks when i was in NYCincluding dancing blacks who insisted on doing it in front of my face on the " sub way "never been back to that place since, horrible city
>>223016922Think about what to eat next? bloody porker
screaming at the top of my voice
>>223016938you have five hours to live
really really don't like limmy
>>223016936make sure you drink water so you don't get dehydrated
>>223016981hes a cautionary tale
wonder how he's doing
thats tea sorted
>>223016964yeah?
>>223016989as are you you numpty
>>223017003he has been banned by the Doctor Who /brit/ community so he's probably miserable
I have started feeling paternal towards 20 year old women getting their chebs out for money
>>223017011aldi meal deal
picky bits for tea
I ain't gonna make it till the England game tonight lads
>>223017013cwltshc
>>223017011think we were both served this 35-like blue tick tweet at the same timealgos fucked
i wish i was a woman
>>223016966pretty much all of our major cities are shitholes. that's why people move to the suburbs and drive everywhere instead. but now the suburbs are filling up with indians and asians so whites are moving even further into rural areas.
>>223017038the bergs
>>223017058why they bleed from their no no zone
>>223017052do a nap now
>>223017052me neither lad farted star too earliery
>>223016986yeah don't tell me what to do
off to the shop before the match startsanyone want owt
>>223017046thats a good reply>>223017055this is a shit reply
>>223017055maybe youre my twin x
How did Limmy go from winning awards to... that lol
sticking a lollie up my arse
>>223017046looool
>>223017038Too many kittykattenbergblatowitzes under one roof
crawling up my nans womb
>>223017070didnt think about that actually. thanks dysphroia cured.
sticking a loli up my arse
Live near a council estate now and all of these chavvy women make me so horny
>>223017038why would you take your shoes off in the cat cafe
Mousey just so you know the parasite is piehead
>>223017122yes... YES
>>223017122corr
>>223017122cor the working class
>>223017122Earmarked for BAMEpole unfortunately
>>223017141i love women
>>223017087>>223017138
what does this do
call the working class "lower class", me
you lot ever had one of these?got one from the 'ki shop and it's quite yummytastes like yoghurt
joe joyce is boxing tonight
homer from family guy
A working class lass with a big fat ass and a whole lot of sass who will take me to task, is that so much to ask?
>>223017196yeah theyre nice
>>223017196>gout fresh
>>223017204yes
>>223017196
>>223017166auto hides the quick reply box when you mouse off it and shows it when you mouse back over it
Why don't catbergs and dogbergs get along?
>>223017215they're shagging each other in heaven now x
>>223017238theyre friends
>>223017203pack it in you little jizz farmer
What if catbergs barked and dogbergs meowedHow crazy would that be ?
>>223017274look to the sky and enjoy the life
my life a gay porn
glass of milk for me
>>223017228not seen this man in yonksprobably dead now
>>223017302ridiculous post
>>223017317sucking a fizzy water
haven't seen the word yonks in yonks
My kingdom for a gay porn
>>223017281>hahaha>ahahit's over
rate my nigaway
(8) Who goes there? It's the ghost of OctoberSummer's over, now I'm goin' nowhere (8)
And what of the incels? what will you be doing instead of watching the sportsball
kyon-kun, denwa
>>223017274reckon catberg seems a bit cheesed off
when will it end
>>223017351they'll be here making "man kicked the ball" posts
>>223017351i'll be here making man kicked the ball posts
>>223017349
>>223017366and telling people to fuck off to /sp/
switzerland v norwaybillionaire championship
>>223017353still have haruhi dreams sometimes
>>223017357no they like it
>>223017349need her on facial abuse
>>223017318he looks ftm now
>>223017379
>>223017386oh yeah hes happy
umm yeah that's a sex
nice slampig on blankety blank
>>223017387um!
dog sitting gay
>>223017438>>223017438>>223017438
>>223017411Looks like the guy who did that stag do video
Sunberg doing me in
haha x
Not pleased with itNot one bit
do we have
>>223017471Rorke when he sees a non-white person walk past his house
