peng edition
my belly is gyrating for England
>>223018808facefuck
>>223018808what are arabian peninsula girls like?
>>223018808who's this ruby girl you guys are talking about?
>>223018808>>223018940Imagine passing your thick veiny cock soaked in her spit all over her innocent cute young face and continue facefucking her until you shoot thick ropes of cum all over that face, destroying any dignity she might have and humilliating her forever
>>223020116why would that be humiliating she consented to it
luv rosie me
>>223018808BWC
lads i'm going to the pub but only for the kickoffreality is i prefer /brit/ than the pub for football games
Did a song for the football tonight teamhttps://voca.ro/17VageNkvZsp
rorke going outside, seeing all the happy couples and friends hanging out then storming back into his incelflat in utter tears
>Body in suitcase found by families on a teddy bear hunt
the spirit of Breivik is with Norway tonight
nth for the holodem
>>223020167do english people not have a telly to watch the footy on? why do they all go to the pub?
>>223020186Must’ve been unbearable for them
been a few months of actively trying to make friendsfriend count: zero
>>223020213poo bellowing
nth for the transdem
>>223018964
>>223020185stop making these posts about me and pretending they're about rorke
>>223020230god i would eat her arse like the last meal on earth
>>223020167same i said id go with mates but i hate it its a fucking rigamarole i just want to drink half a bottle of whiskey on the sofa and post here not get up and dress and walk into town and queue and drink £6 pints and have to piss and have to talk to cunts and then have to walk home
>>223020254Aryan Beast
ops old thread>>223020032she used to do streaming with her then bf just stroking his dick while she was talking to chat, she did eventually blow/fuck him and he came on her face
rorke licking a fanny and going "yucky"leftypol smelling a willy and going "pee yew!"
>>223020234why does she sleep in a victorian mental hospital bed
/norgetraden/ is slagging you lot off, saying you're all rubbish an' that
>>223020149I find placing a woman on her knees and slapping my cock all over her face and covering it in cum to be humilliating, placing her at her lowest, her most submissive, that if any of her family or friends saw her like that would be incredibly embarrassing, and I'm seeing her like that, it has nothing to do with consent. It just turns me on the submissiviness and humilliation of the act.
>>223020264was this a worthwhile thing to post?how old are you? some 30 year old making such a pathetic post
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>223020230honestly fuming that stella's xitter got suspended
>>223020289*sniffs your post*pee yew!
>>223020277Tell your case worker, not us
You're in a fucking car, and can't get away from a forest fire. Holy fuck this is some Darwin award shit right here
>>223020291was thinking about this recently
>>223020202
>>223020234she looks like tim there
>>223020309WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUuuMkIBVN8
>>223020296Done him
people in the queue behind me so i panicked and bought malibu instead of bacardi
>>223020316
>>223020310ZAMN
>>223020295>>223020230typa girl you eat her shit
>>223020317
>>223020316that's a penis!!!!
>>223020316Is this from Dune?
>>223020116how the fuck would that be 'humiliating'
>>223020344
stop posting weird things
>>223020363It Like Game Of Thrones.......
>>223018808
>>223020297You asked Callum you yellow teeth fucker, please HAALAND SCORE 3 GOALS NOW
>>223020390hell yeah
>>223020230longest legs in the west
England!EN-GER-LUND
Pre match wanktoil complete. Pizza on at half time. UFC after the footy.
is anthony gordon leng
pengness means nothing to me.... I want a woman with a soul.
>>223020410ain't carrying no derringer either
INGURLANDINGURLAND
>>223020353speaking of dune, florence pugh looked amazing in it, looking to see how dune 3 will handle messiah and how they will handle the irulan drugging chani and paul losing his sight and prescience
I think I found my dream job ladsIT TECH SUPPORT
>>223020372in the mind of a degenerate jew anything is normal nowadays
>>223020423SC
>>223020404Didn’t ask anything and I’m from Dumfries so I don’t care
>>223020426I want a woman who's goofy and laughs a lot
>>223020276Talk shit, come on you piece of dirt, talk shit, i hate England, England is stupid and goofy and ain't got no cute little girls
>>223020423First time I've laughed at a bradley walsh edit in a while
>>223020423poo scream
>>223020423scream
I love when people tell you their general address as an intimidation method
>>223020445enjoy the game tonight, what a run your nation has had so far!
>>223020422leng and peng
>>223020344>>223020374love distorted bradleys
I won the euromillions
wits he dain
>>223020426same
Need to remember when the match starts that I've got a coke can in the freezer or it'll probably stay there overnight
twerking my fat arse to the Countdown music
>>223020457Do you? Meet me in the big Tesco car park in Henley and well how much you love it
>>223020480lmao
>>223020470Never should've come here
>>223020423poo roar
>>223020480Git yer ain patter
>>223020305are you being provocative or genuinely don't get how that could happen?
chudfacing and doing my little incel jig on my own in my dreary hovel
>>223020344is that dermot murnaghan
i just opened a can of ale
>>223020486Is countdown the one with the blonde milf spinning the wheel
Got a few bets on Norway
>>223020473
>>223020511yes
Off to The Rum Shack, Pollokshaws Road, Glasgow
>>223020305https://youtu.be/hRDM3ir3l5Mhttps://youtu.be/SIHIsSJ2Txk
not that funny though is it
>mfw I hear a russian accent
not seeing no Dan Burn
I sang a song for you and nobody even replied
>>223020514Based traitor
Bradley Walsh Meets....... acclaimed actor and tennis fan Timothy James Byrne
Bradley's face was edited into the meme several days after it went stale and it's so amazing
I GET DISCHARGEDTHEN I FALL DOWN AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUTI GET DISCHARGEDTHEN I FALL DOWN AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUTHe has a squash refillHe has a tea refillHe drinks an orange drinkHe drinks a lemon drink I GET DISCHARGEDTHEN I FALL DOWN AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUTI GET DISCHARGEDTHEN I FALL DOWN AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT
>>223020507no but he died a few days ago, rip him and are tony morris
>>223020550Hide the scissors before the big man has another episode
>>223020563cryptic image
Starting to agree that lyric posting is sheer autism
>>223020563good post
>>223020563Would like to inform you that this post made me laugh heartily.
>>223020563https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2075959186496581896/photo/1
>>223020538https://youtu.be/AU8vL1ckXwc
>>223020498wtf i hate scholasticism now
I even sang a song for you but you must not have openedMust be a problem with the post count or something
>>223020584just too many words for it to be funny
ooooooh timmy boy, timmy boy, timmy boooy!!
>>223020599eccied hrose LOL !
My knob's decidedly numb
Chumbawamba's best song was actually the delightful 'I Wish That They'd Sack Me'
>>223020601games in 15 erling, stop screwing about
>>223020601
Your parodies need to be quick and to the point. Just change something to willy or darkie or poo and leave it at that, eh?
sweet caroline is a song that bothers me a lot
We at /brit/ have been called upon by outer-/int/ to answer: Are (white-seeming) Jews white?
>>223020625Dark willy looks like poo
>>223020631yh
>>223020625big fan of the works of stanley poobricka clockwork darkie2001: a space willyetc
IIIIIIIIIII have become comfortably bum
>>223020619If Haaland was posting he would be under a US flag
>>223020631........yes....
Sweet Caroline,FUCK THE POPE
Bet all in on norway. No hedging. All on norge.
why can't they release the cctv footage of the ann widecombe suspect
there is a house in poo orleansits called the rising bum
thoughts on the starting 11 lads?
people - especially children - spend too much time in front of screens these days
white girls' pink soles
>>223020650full metal nigger
>>223020662Good times never seemed so good
cum together right now over me
Got £1.00 on Norway to win
>>223020678wasnt aware maguire was playing, nice lad.
>>223020678wheres the ... erm....
>>223020692Howl
>>223020678GORDON :3
>>223020671I think farting bum would have been better
Predictions lads?
>>223020695I don't like that song too muchThe rest of Abbey Road is better
I sent the Bames back to Africa
in japan and taiwan, children are taught to do rapid mathematical calculation by imagining a physical abacus in their minddon't see that in the west
>>223020678vgh, so pvre
SCREAMING- Woke up early and started watching some documentary about prostitution - I wonder if some of the nurses here are prostitutes for the extra income - it’s a very confusing world- I hope someone gets me up soonhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2075431319710900307
>>2230207132-0 to Norwich and I'm a lass not a lad
>>223020713Engerland 2-1 in extra time
>>223020149why do you think consent eliminates humilationare you retarded
>>223020725we have calculators
>>223020713england will lose 2-1, the last goal will be scored in stoppage time
>>223020733Funnier than the post above it despite being posted by an unfunny poofter
>>223020702what do you think about gordon
dont like betting adverts. want them banned
>>223020713i just hope both teams have funx
>>223020678>five paddies and a dago
I have a confession to make.I'm in Austria, but I'm not Austrian
>>223020751dunno whats more grim, betting shops or vape shops taking over the high street
>>223020678>Livramentois that a cornish name
>>223020725can't do this I don't have a mind's eye
can smell my bollocks even though i've got trousers on
>>223020768Alri Brandon Flowers
would you have sex with Aella?
>>223020723It's far from the worst song ok>>223020778Why
>>223020768hungarian?haha
>>223020678right well there appears to be some sort of mediterranean wop type hidden here
>>223020678wonderful, a full English
cmon norway save us scots from these cringe cunts
>>223020751lose all your fucking money be gamble aware dot com
Alright fellas. Got some Robinson's peach squash in my lovely flask gifted to be by my mother. >>223020725Japs call it anzan, tried learning it once but it's quite difficult to change the way you do mental mathematics
I’ve got toil but I’m not a toilet
Am Scotch and want England to win
>>223020806Norway are far more cringeYou seen that rowing thing? Bloody hell
>>223020751the adverts are always shite they should show someone on slots dropping in 2 bonus symbols and the final reel slowly spins and drops in
>>223020806Norway are just as cringe tbf
drinking this rn
>>223020620That's what i thought, England has gone down hill since Emma Watson grew boobs, God she was so much gotter in the first movies
>>223020781Haha>>223020797I'm a yankGoodnight
>>223020787dunno missing a bit of my brain maybe
i'm hot and i have a cold
>>223020806They'll put in an extra effort for you if you just polish their cocks a bit more
England are judeo-kalergi mutts
>>223020786the bitch from skyrimimagine she smells like wet dogs
>>223020827actually screamed at this
Jap curry is genuinely just chippy curry sauce and it's your duty to bully weebs over this. It sends them mental.
>>223020834the should show the final reel not hitting and then the gambler tying his belt around his neck
remember the woman on the right was the hilarious fat woman in a mainstream comedy film in the early 00's
>>223020832>>223020837the rowing is lovely, i will not hear otherwise.
noreng? boreng.
>>223020832>>223020837small nations can get away with it big nations cant
what happened to the iplayer stream
>>223020874Martine McCutcheonAlso had a number 1 single ok
>>223020885Iceland did their thing back in 2016, Norways is just forced
theory: they put it in miami just to justify the hydration break, actually genuinely the only thing that makes sense
>>223020865then when he finishes his auterotic wank he has a line, a shot and hits the jackpot
where would you watch footy if you dont have telly tely
>>223018808looks like duo lipa
Yay England!Score a goal!Don't let the other team score a goal!
Fans having a bit of fun and enjoying their time away at the Word Cup.Rorke is SEETHING about this for some reason. For the third or forth time as well
pooway
>>223020934Bring it home for her
Tilde has a point. Norway are listed first so they're technically at home. Huge advantage
>>223020900ye but fewer people means we dont need to put up with it that much. but there's 50 million of you cunts. everyone of you cringe as the next
>>223020938Rorke is at the pub with his mates actually
tea sorted
where do you buy those big flags they've got on the ground? where do you even start to look?
>>223020962Is that what he told you?
>>223020934wonder what she smells like
Can't escape Brand Beckham!!!
We need a new national anthem that's more inclusive and represents our diverse history.
>>223020985big flag shop
speed of sound is so slow jesus
sky just bought itv ladsnever watched either haha
>>223018808I still smell like coca butter and have lip gloss on my shirt I did not realize how aggressive careeibean women are
>>223020938who are you talking to
>>223020969bit of me that
>>223020985China probably but don't let the rorkes know
>>223020151>>223020151
THE CHASE AROUND THE WORLD
woahhh
The Chase Around the World ok
>>223020864>It sends them mental.Haven't a clue why, Japs are very thankful to us for introducing curry to them.
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
It's coming home eh chaps?
明渠止水
If neighbours ruin it for me again dog shit is going to be posted around the neighbourhood
I'm bulletpoo, nothing to poo
>>223020985Terrace flags dot com and various others
>>223021027way too early
loving the poses lol
Rorke supporting the Hiberno-African teamLeftypol supporting the massive all-white Nordic XI
The yellow card rule is stupid I'm sorry!!!!
minutes silence for our anne
Don't care about the dead souf african player.
jayden adamspreston davey gone too soon
>>223021001nah there isn't one, we looked and most you can get is about 5m>>223021059>>223021025interesting, maybe the Chinese are ok sometimes
>>223021047明鏡止水?
pooooooooooooo
Hold on, why are the Ghanaian team wearing England shirts? Wee joke for my pal, Rorke
Made sure to speak during the minute of silence. Don't care.
In the sewer all alone
give me juice in my vape keep me vaping
Limmy is laughing at us....
Popped my top off drinking an excellent coors light watching live Norway vs England on my tv via sky tv in home …
>>223021129same if you were in england we could hang out together and be mates
Which one's the African team?
put 5k on england
>>223021118scr
the camera's the wrong angle
What a cross, was Kane in the stands or something
>>223021115やっちゃったな
nice cross noni mate keep that up
>>223021146The commonwealth one
>>223021146https://youtu.be/hpuDsFSd8YA
think that goes IN the net not 9 miles above it
Leftypol wanting England to lose because he hates being white Rorke wanting England to lose because the team’s full of black guys
Why does Jordan Pickford look like HelperLad?
ernie carling is going to score a hatrick
>>223021138whats the appeal of his streams? is he funny? i tried watching him but switched off after 15 minutes or so.
>>223021192ian supporting england because he’s from there
never understand why players who breeze past the defence can be so bad at hitting the cross. its so bad it looks deliberate . match fixing wankers
>>223021179oh my days
Right well that's not the Norway vs England match
At the pub wil post a pic next
right seen enough call it 3-1 norway
>>223021230mad that he turned off the tranny larp for court
>>223020234the channel or name
at the living room i'll spare u the details
Remember watching an illegal stream on Justin TV and at halftime the lad switched over to the Danish or whatever version of Babestation. Some lad.
humid tonight
dont get a living room in my flat cause i dont have a life...
that was offside I think
>>223021278i remember watching wrestlemania 25 on there
>>223021265Does he speak can you hear it? Trannies have this similar accent they do it's like how gays have their own accent, I wonder if he didn't do that one either
whats going on, why arent they diving, this is some weird football.
Bellingham and Kane are paedophiles
mongueke
>>223021314this your idea of a joke is it?
farts still smell like diahrea so theres something not right
>>223021302Good times
>>223021314?
>>223020481she started twitch streams but imo shes very boring and plays bad games
>>223021330had sausage and beans last night and my room was stinking
im not watching the men kicking the balldont care for it at all, you see
>>223021328>>223021337They're not allowed near Great Almond Street Hospital
how long until hydration break im gagging for a drink
>>223021337It’s called attention seeking
that madueke guy is shite
insane noggin on that man
ref's being a proper french cunt isn't he
>Great Almond StreetOh my DAYS
>>223021348has sausage and beans for lunch on friday as wellcould well be remnants of that
Mandueke is fucking awful
>>223018802>>223018802
>>223021390>>223021371somehow still better than saka tbf
>>223021382he does it on purpose
Got invited to a barbecue to watch the England game but have decided I’d rather sit in the sweltering heat in my living room with a couple tins of blood orange thatchers and a fan I brought from the British Heart Foundation pointed directly at my exposed genitalia
>>22302142410pm barbecue?
that's a cornercrouch is good in corners coz he's massive
praying for a neoliberal victory
