captain sensible edition
First for a breadly walsh
we're all in here
glad we don't have to see that cringe rowing thing anymore
continental wog megamelty
who will dive harder, argentina or england, find out next wednesday
you shouldn't wash breadunless with egg
>>223025831do you mean switzerland
Scots on suicide watch
>>223025832Gave your mum an egg wash
feeling dysphoric
>>223025842seems unlikely
Might kill myself over a game of football
>>223025759I looked it up and it's some American breed of goat which has this condition where they stiffen up when excited or scared for up to twenty seconds. I wonder why they don't breed it out of the goats with imported goats
might kill myself because i'm an ugly bloke and will never be a woman
can i get an english gf if we win
Might suck myself off over a football match
Sir Jude Praiser
managed to lick the tip once but it took a lot of stretchingtwice a day for a couple of weeks
>>223025877*when you win
>>223025887wow, i thought this dude died.
>>223025843goodyoull always be a fat ugly bloke
any tunes going
yes when there is an ai video of ray burns and dave vanian making out I definitely will be watching that
>>223024830Sir Poo Barmer
Ok now the normdrones have tired themselves out over kickball, can we discuss something more intellectually stimulating??
>>223025909what kind
>>223025893I used to be able to do it no problem, but it feels more like sucking cock than getting my cock sucked, so I couldn’t be arsed
>>223025906not actually fat in fact far from it
>Ok now the normdrones have tired themselves out over kickball, can we discuss something more intellectually stimulating??
>>223024830Don't see the appeal of this
>>223025923Watched any good gay porn recently?
Time continues to accelerate.
>>223025922He's got a lob on
>>223025925intense and euphoric
How difficult would it be to move to the UK and turn into one of these happy fellows?
GAY SEX!
>>223025909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_4K2sbeyA4
>>223025887this looks pathetic if thats real
>>223025935>it feels more like sucking cock than getting my cock suckedcorr
>>223025949Go on a diet and you're half way there
(8) be yourselflove yourselfexpress yourselfagain! (8)
>>223025941fuck you im literally eating a curry
>>223025945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH9PKIZEoqUorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLSyLt4VtV0
Smonking a gay fag
>>223025800corr the damned not badfew decent songs here there
>>223025967Look at it a little more and you can eat it again
The creps
just been bummed to death outside bradford petrol station
it's kinda ridiculous isn't itbut who am I talking to
>>223025984Halifax* honey.
>>223025982Those must add a good three inch to your height lad
i was a sad sad song before we met
>>223025988clearly bounced off a cable there anyway
>>223025988Maybe Haaland shouldn't commit an obvious foul next time
>>223025988>grown ass man cant stand up while someone touches himguess we're gonna play refball
down black hill lane
>>223025996Yeah round aboutI'm quite tall anyway
>>223026004Was never a foul
>>223025984>>223025995>>223025982>>223025996discord
>>223025958eliminated that mutt
>>223025995um
>>223026015Clearly a foul
de halifax BLAST
>>223025972yes
>>223026017You could
>>223025988haaland lost them that match
>>223026043you could never post again
>ewhore makes money selling pictures of her asshole>go to her livestream and tell her she has a nice asshole>get banned????????????
>>223026051Too many people like my posts unfortunately for you.
>you could never post again
>>223025982tranny
>>223026061who nigga
>>223026074you
>>223026083
>>223026060She's an asshole
>>223026086UM! x
I share my food with birds
Sir gay sex with enormously well endowed black nigger men
Some celebrity just fucking ceased to be
genuinely the world would be a better place without you in it
I share my blood with birds because the mosquitoes bite me and then the birds eat them
>>223026109he'll shoot nothing
Must be hot in Switzerland
>>223025800based, snakes and ladders is my favouritest song
>>223026116hell shoot thick ropes on your mums back
Would you say they have their priorities right, lads? I think they're doing a reasonable job. It's tough out there.
>>223026108I love you, even if you dislike me
>>223026109
Just found out his dad is fully black Jamaican and his mother Swedish, but through some weird genetic lottery he came out white passing, to the extent he's played white nationalist skinheads on TV
take the piss
staffordshire mentioned
I'm in your walls
Sir Dan Burn!
very common pattern of abuse to love bomb someone then turn violent when they reject you
one of my criteria for downloading images is thinking the south african might like them
>>223026153how does a swedish woman end up in a poor part of liverpool
>>223026164Wonder what she's thinking
>>223026153Still a fucking weird looking cunt
>>223026164think i wanked to this one when i was about 11all seems very innocent in hindsight doesnt it
You told me to kill myself over and over again. I'm at peace with you.
>>223026191Same, must have been a very early wankCracking set on her to be fair
>>223026182marrying a jamaican immigrant
>>223026192
>>223026121yes very good choice
>>223026153The Wikipedia article’s wording is a little ambiguous, but he’s only a quarter black; his father was half-Jamaican and half-Swedish, while his mother was English
>>223026202bit of a downgrade for her. it would have been grim back then too
don't think i did
we watching the football?
>>223026210maybe he had a big dick
>>223026177daddy did this to me :(
Listen I really do love you a lotI don't want to have any animosity between usI know you'll ignore this but I'm just going to put you back in the filter but I really do care about you
>>223026164when my best friend and I were 12 and 13 we both had boobs like this and we did do lesbian things it's true but I was very straight
>>223026229what the fuck are you talking about
if you love someone don't wish them deadnow fuck off and never talk to me again
>>223026229She doesn't love you
>>223026207re-read it
nonsensical schizo ramblingsmust be that rotting mouse freak
the swiss lads have got great tans
>>223026232he`s having `schizo` ok
be nice to mousey
tuesday then yeah?
>>223026240You re-read it
you can have it back tuesday
ladsnot a football guyany reason why Beckham wasn't playing today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FfnxFDr1rESpeed is wearing an argentina jersey to jinx us.
haha
>>223026258cant im dizzy tired and my vision is failing on the account of prolonged sleep deprivation
>>223026182the 1958 notting hill race riots started because a swedish woman was being knocked around by her jamaican boyfriend and some teddy boys stepped in to defend her
>>223026265testicle injury
>>223026277christ they've been at it a while the swedes haven't theymust be the contrast they like
>>223026288leftypol when the troon poster is around
eat the gummy vitamins to stop from going insaneeat eat eat
>>223026288
testicle section ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>223026234I'm sorry I was really mean
>>223026310sc
>>223026340>troaf
Was downstairs eating cheese
right well I think I'm off to bed now :) see you tomorrow brit
>>223026353
do you know what a tragedy time is
>>223026364
Pretty girls poop too.
>>223026375no they don't you idiot
>>223026364goodnight, ill stay up for a few more hours in case you need anything.
>>223026397:3 <3
>>223026361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c
buppy
>>223026409Yeah that's me but no American muck. Red Leicester all the way
>>223026409
>>223026017Howling at the moon
>>223026430based
they/them peter
winnie the pooh when I was seven years old winnie the pooh when I was ten years old winnie the pooh when I was sixteen years old winnie the pooh when I was eighteen years old <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5oBBziEl8E
>>223026443enby barista
>>223025933
>>223026459https://hitomi.la/reader/1308406.html#1
nth for the gyaldem
Defo clicking that
New to football, what are the most Leftypol and Rorkeish teams?According to google AI: Leftypol:>Celtic>St Pauli>Liverpool>Barcelona>Rayo Vallecano>Red Star (Paris, France)>Livorno>Boca Juniors>AEK Athens>Omonia Nicosia / PAC Omonia 29M>Clapton CFCRorke:>Rangers>Hansa>Hamburger SV>Millwall>Chelsea>Real Madrid>Espanyol>Inter Milan>Red Star (Belgrade, Serbia)>River Plate>Beitar Jerusalem>APOELThat sound about right? How serious is the beef?
Positive Cynicism – I’m not dumb enough to enjoy Family Guy
>>223026507it's this something bad? I won't look at it
>>223026514glaring ommission of lazio from team rorke
>>223026523Lacks the body part that I desire.
aff tae bed
transitionalism is boring
blood keeps gushing out from my fanny
>>223026538
Sick to bastard death of this heat wave.
we watching the UFC?
Dundee has the highest drug death rate per capita of any city in europeThat said, Russia has a couple siberian shitholes with more drug deaths total
may have invented a brand new way to poo
>>223026565The...Chase .. around... the World ..... canyou believe ... ... it!!
my tummy is yellow chakra of the sun and the will... the solar plexus is the seat of the will... my tummy belongs to me (and my animus)
only got 6 hours sleep and its left me so tired ive been in a zombie state running on fumes all day barely aware of what im doing worse than being drunk and now im seeing bugs that arent realoddly enough ive been fine after pulling all nighters having too little sleep seems to be worse than having no sleep at all
I think it's funny how people can believe the future will be Good I don't have any hope
can you see this little hawk man? he's eating something dead
2 girls 1 cup
>>223026599we're already there it's fine :)everything is fine
>>223026586Bradley and paul sinha.. the sinahman.. are going .. worldwide ...It`s music to my Ears !!Gay sex Arse !!
the gear
>>223026232reddit flag discord drama
>>223026623I made peace I am not attending college anymore my life is already over anyway I am gonna just be a degenerate and probably die alone
>>223026646Lush
>>223026646how do i know that's not just chalk or flour hmmm
>>223026660Neeks like you wouldn't know the difference
The beetles, the birds, and the Ficus trees are simply mirroring the incredible strength of the yellow sun vibrating inside your tummy.
>>223026613hes not eating anyfing
Mikayla is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen in Smythesdale on 29 June.
Need to put a collar on someone and lead them around like a dog
the kittingtonshireas it were
>>223026686he washe was pulling something's flesh apart just a moment ago
>>223026687She's in my basement having a grand old time
my dad is a derby county fan, made me attend most of their games growing up, bought me the full kits and everythingnever had the spine to tell him i think theyre pretty shite nor to break his heart by supporting someone elselots lads at school just picked a random premier league team (since there were none remotely local) and stuck with it for their loyalty, but i never had that choicewonder how many other victims of fate are in a similar position, supporting shit teams just because of "the history" or because their dads would disown them otherwise...
Have you seen Kim?The 14-year-old was last seen in Ardeer on 19 June.
>>223026688contact jim osterberg (iggy squiggly)
>>223026705Millwall me
>>223026711Gave her some money and a ticket back to china, she's fine!
>>223026676trying to bait me into admitting to drug use on the internet but i shant fall for it mr. glowoid
The World Cup is a nightmarehttps://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/1uu0509/the_world_cup_is_a_nightmare/I live on a busy road in London (not by choice) and ever since the world cup started no amount of noise cancelling headphones, ear plugs, white noise or closing windows can help.Multiple motorcycles are revving, cars are honking repeatedly for hours, people are screaming and chanting, using fireworks on the street that come up to my window and startle me and my cat, they make the entire flat vibrate, and we’ve even had a riot days ago where a police officer got sent to the hospital and other officers were chased and hurt by objects being thrown at them, all because a football team lost a match.These things happen in the evening or late at night, it’s currently 1 am and it’s happening again. We maybe get a one to three day break in between, sometimes it happens multiple days in a row though. There is a heatwave here right now so my room sits at about 29-31 degrees at night with the windows open so closing them isn’t even an option.Why do I have to suffer, have meltdowns multiple times a week, and be sleep deprived because of this popular sport? I don’t understand how it is so normalised in so many countries to behave like this and get away with it. “But they’re just expressing joy/rage”, there are other ways to express your emotions that don’t impact people’s health and quality of life. At least do it for 10 minutes and call it a day. One time they did it for FOUR hours straight. Literally had to take anti anxiety medication so much lately because of this.
So here we are then, the lads. https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783740897367827.mp4
>Footballer Jayden Adams has died at age 25 after playing in three World Cup games last month for South Africa, the country's football players union confirmed Saturday.Vaxxed you can bet your life on it.
>>223026723M8
>>223026734I wish the vax would kill me already I hate my life I also wish a bus would hit me
>>223026743Imagine you had a vaxx stroke in the middle of the road then got skelped by a bus LOL
>>223026743cheer up mate , we at /brit/ love you:)
>>223026743>I hate mySo do bus drivers
>>223026762>>223026743FOY
>>223026757>>223026772I hope they get a nice mental health break
I regret picking up that frog bitch she's more annoying than the resident evil drow companion
he's got that same look in him as neil megson I'd say
>>223026793They get a permanent one when their suffering ends
>>223026804I thought about ending it a couple times my last job made me wanna do it because I realized how useless and retarded I am. I am shocked I didn't just stuck my head out on a train
Born English but I am an Irish Republican at heart If a black man can come here in a dinghy and become English, why can't a little white boy from the 'shires become a taig?
doing some grunting like my hero seasidemark
>>223026815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjP79vSqnE
>>223026814Well at least you've got plenty to live for
gn
>>223026838Not really my girlfriend left a while ago and she was the only reason I even bothered to wrestle with life but now I will probably die soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU7D4SVea9A
>>223026846What was her name?
tiocfaidh ar laup the raim 100% english not an irish bone in my body btw
going to look at pictures of my animus now
binface is such a wankeri hope someone steals his stupid fucking bin hat
>>223026646Grim
Off to my bed for a wank and some shut eye
>>223026871Like they stole yours?
Born English but I am a faggot at heart
>>223026853Lee
I was born in the soul of miseryAnd I never had me a nameThey just give me a number when I was young
right so the live action moana remake was a disastrous flop for disneywhen will they learn?we want more original IPs, not sequels and live action adaptations!
>>223026872shut it cunt
>>223026893Don't think she'd want you to stick your head on a train
>>223026896how does it work? left wink for left click and right wink for right click?
>>223026902make one then
>>223026896How I shitpost on /brit/
>>223026911She left me I don't think she cares what happens to me sadly life is just painful so I am gonna accept death honestly
>>223026914make a multi million dollar animated childrens movie?
>>223026896the twatrix
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/saied/country/jp/type/op
>>223026925Then stop thinking about her
free free kernow!!!!!from the river (tamar) to the (irish) sea, cornwall will be free!
>>223026931it's called family entertainment
>>223026943Its not her it's the idea that no matter what I do I will always fail most people are better off and better than me my life is probably less than even dog shit
>>223026959this is just your ego talking
>>223026959That's what Lee thinks
>>223026978>>223026970My life has been nothing but a slow torture I will never have a will to live but drinking myself to death sounds pleasurable
>>223026913you literally just think itno mechanical input needed just brain signals
>>223026989Time to move on
>Upon the death of Charles XII, Queen Ulrika Eleonora ennobled Swedenborg and his siblings. It was common in Sweden during the 17th and 18th centuries for the children of bishops to receive that honour, as a recognition of the services of their father. The family name was changed from Swedberg to Swedenborg.ohmy animus' great grandfather was an anglican/episcopalian bishop did you know
never seen a luxemburgish flag post on /brit/im beginning to notice things they dont want me to...
>>223026998I am not even the saddest about my ex I am just done with life and I hate it God made me the most useless retard on earth with zero redeeming qualities. I wish I was never born so everyone's who ever interacted with me would be better off
doing a little wiggly dance to celebrate
>>223027006>im beginning to notice things they dont want me to...Maybe you'll notice a set of scales you fat fuck
why do boomers on 4chan always hopelessly misuse greentextyou'll see it all the time on other boards, they don't understand that it's for quotation and just think it's to emphasise a sentence or something
>>223027014you're taking everything a bit too seriously
>>223027021:(
>>223027028weird way to spell redditor
>>223027014Lad you're young, at your age you aren't going to magically be an expert at everything you do and be a millionaireMoney, confidence, relationships etc etc are built over the next decades of your life, takes a lot of persistence but it will all come in time
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>greentexting a poo
>>223027014ktim
>>223027042>>223027030Your acting like I am younger than I am if I told you my actual age you would understand why I wanna give up
>>223027014>I am not even the saddest about my exThen what are you actually sad about
why should i support england in the world cup when the people and government of "my" country hate me and want me dead?
>>223027056true
>>223027046get on the kratom
>>223027050Go on thenIf you're 40 and posting this stuff I would understand, even then you'd have hope of building a decent life for yourself
total aryan victory, thoughts?
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>>223027078Two black men kissing
>>223027074I turned 23 this year jackass
>>223027056Irony of this post is that it could equally be written by a ethnonationalist chud or a commie tranny
>>223027082fact
>>223027056they're out there playing the game to bring the trophy home, dont you want that?
>>223027014get on pip lad
>>223027055I failed 2 blue collar jobs and failed college so I should die
pip install gay porn
>>223027103you should explore the worldi would recommend somewhere like taiwan
Been doing some absolutely rank farts today
they hate me but they cannot stop me
>>223027103>failed collegeWhat happened?
my arsehole is blown out from all these farts ive been doing
sudo pacman -Rns rorke
>>223027111I was just there in January nice country the food is the best honestly
make like a tree and leave pal
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>>223027086Your life hasn't even started yetStop worrying about where you are now and ask what you want to be in 5-10 years from now, and how you're going to make it happen
>>223027130ever thought about going to new zealand
>>223027058leftist memes living up to the reputation of being woefully unfunny with 1000 words
>>223027136>>223027136>>223027136
>>223027120My family stopped supporting me and I couldn't support myself and go to college at the same time also everyone in my family offered me help but a single woman actually gave a shit
