Neoliberal edition
Sucking on a Jude Bellingham Lucozade
>>223032863Yeah like Jude Bellingham's dad you woke incel
gonna just start Gengismaxxing and cumming inside Asian girls without even asking desu
brits live in sovlful idealistic enid blyton double story brick terraced houses and have the nerve to whinge about it NIGGA i live in a paper mache BUNGALOW
jude smellingham mbrappe
>>223032886Those are the sort of dumb shoes I would wear if I was a girl t.b.h.
>>223032892Dan Burn
>>223032885Yeah he's a revolting catholic freak
>>2230328924/10
*rem voice*that's gay in the porner
>>223032886Okay buddy why don’t you just focus on losing your virginity first yeah?
>>223032889yeah well what if i want to live in a bungalow, eh?
>>223032862his dad is a white police. moist likkle yute
My mate asked me last night if Wonderwall will finally get to number one if England win the World Cup. I said maybe
brapzil is a cool name though, dunno why people use it as an insult farting is cool especially when women do it, ESPECIALLY big bunda brazilian ones
nice ball loz
row row row your boat, gently up the fjord
>>223032912Im a shagger, I lost that long ago.
>>223032934virg
>>223032934brazilian braps stink
>>223032934get off the computer
>>223032947booba
>>223032951
>>223032947I think sportswomen should celebrate like normal women do with clapping and hopping up and down and doing little screamsShall write a letter to my MP on this matter
>>223032947>Height 6 ft 0 in (1.83 mAryan Beast
never watched inbetweenersshould i or is it cringemy favourite shows are famly guy and ted btw
>>223032919feel bad for him desu
>>223032979it's fab
this heat is fucking RELENTLESS
yeah don’t bother watching backroomsFucking boring shite
The Belgians did it better.
Odd how Haaland is the only "viking" looking bloke on the whole Norwegian team
>>223033013precurecute
>>223033004he looks like a black guy with white skin
>>223033004Most of the good vikings left and settled in England, France, Mediterranean, etc.
something so disgustingly runty about asda compared to all the other supermarkets
no running water today... what do i even do? no idea who to call. worst fucking day for this to happen, need to shower desperately and wash the dishes
>>223032947need her seeing to my stump
>>223033040idgi
>>223033040h-hot
>>223033047there's always the creek
>>223033047Call the water company
>>223032911scr
>>223033047call a plumber
now i get why chuds love the idea of a family
>>223033040
>>223033047fire department
>>223032947Wish she'd wear me like socks
>>223033040relatable
>>223033047Call the navy.
entire conor fightsaved you £60
>>223032947you'd like to bowl that onestraight through the gate
just cant be arsed with it
>>223033076does he think like that about palestinian nuclear families too?
>>223033095Immediately fucked his knee ffs
>>223033095obviously wasnt going to watch it anywaydidnt even make it through the webm
>>223033095another easy pay day
charlie and the chocolate factory blueberry scene gave me a lifelong fetish i wish i could get rid of
>>223033095was he drunk or what
>>223033105What is "it"?
>>223033095looks like he stumbled out to the fight drunk like a good irishman
>>223033095WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GUY
>>223033117this but the augustus gloop scene
>>223033120broke his knee on his first landyou can see it snap
>>223033047gym, hotel if there's a cheap one and you want to pay
>>223033076Women are mentally ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1XUaXk92KAforgot about this song
>>223033117This but the scene with the grandparents at the start.
>>223033121it all
>>223033117this but the vore scene in men in black I mean what
>>223033130>professional athlete>breaks his knee from a little fallmental
>>223033117>>223033150got autism?
bedroom door keeps flying open from the wind
>>223033151Yeah
outrageous how fat i am even after not drinking for a month
woke up with a headache again
>>223033170drinking last night?
obamna
corr
Anyone wanna ERP?
the lads
>>223033156yh why
>>223033170dogs barking were they?
>>223033182bit mad to think there are just genuinely malicious souls walking the earth
>>223033156probably
>>223033186it's always the same
Malaponte in?
>>223033213we had undersdoogs last time
is this a boy
>>223033040what a weird whoop ad but i guess they know their target audience.
weeverfish have been spotted on my local beach going to have to buy a pair of crocs just to walk in the fucking sea
>>223033213Well not really
>>223033162Unfortunately we are getting jeeted harder than any other nation on this planet right now. So its more likely we'll just be India by 2030 because they have captured all of our telecoms industry, hotels, gas stations, immigration social work and now even the federal reserve. Our entire middle class and any upward social mobility is literally in the hands of Indians and they just keep coming in. Next in line JD Vance also has half jeet kids and a jeeta wife. Its pretty much over.
>>223033189i'm kinda fascinated by the connection between weirdo deviantart fetishes and autism is it just that the obsessive special interest part of your mind has some overlap with the sexual parts? how does a person end up finding looney tunes stuff willy wonka inflation porn hot (genuinely curious not trying to be a cunt)
>>223033186first time since 1990 that all the wc semi finalists have been previous winners
>>223033230Yes shoulders too broad and forearms, wrists and hands and clavicle are all masculine.
>>223033229big tits
>>223033229Walled
i deserve sex.
>>223033236get these
>>223033266>>223033269>>>/r9k/
just sneezed all over my laptop
>>223033243Indians are the perfect goyslaves
>>223033275is that where the sex is happening?
>>223033279natural screen cleaner
>>223033243based
>>223033243this is how the world ends btw like the flood in halo
>>223033275will i find an e-girl gf there
>>223033275Roastie
>>223033256i find the blueberry inflation hot because of the humiliation of it and i already have a fat fetish for similar reasons so it goes hand in hand really
>>223033182
>>223033269>>223033184
so this is Sweetie Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000
Cody said "let's crack open some brewskis"Rorke thought he was talking about the Polish family that lives next door
>>223033288jeff mate you know full well 99.99% of indian women don't look anything close to this
>>223033313
>>223033313um x
>>223033304do you want to be the blueberry or do you just like seeing women getting blueberry'd
The other day someone here was talking about how they were buying spuds and it said they came from israelI checked the ones in my pantry and they also come from israelWhy are we importing spuds from israel when we have an entire country full of fields that can grow potatoes?
mad how if you halve something you actually double it
>>223033326>>223033313little gay elephants
>>223033335it stays the same actually
looking at pictures of norafawn's bum
>>223033332they're all earmarked for new build estates to house migrants
>>223033330see the women getting blueberried
>>223033332Because they're cheaper presumably
>>223033332antisemitic post
>>223033335except it's not actually like that at all
>>223033332throw the zogtatos in the fucking bin and buy food from your local market or green grocer
>>223033332trade agreements
>>223033326cutey
A concerning amount of qt girls are talking about some astrology shit and CERN shutdown and straight up /x/-tier schizo shit like timeline shifting unironically recently...
>>223033229i deserve to be breastfed
havent had a shower since wednesdayalso been wearing/sleeping in the same pair of boxers since then
Welshmong in?
>>223033371corr x
toil tomorrow
>>223033374
willy keeps beeping
got Jury Service next month ladsanyone here done it?
>>223033380just not true is it
started drinking at midday yesterday and didn't stop until after the game. fuck me i must have had like 50 units. and of course i'm drinking now to cure the hangover.
might play some audiosurf
>>223033404vote not guilty
>>223033404yeah
can’t deal with these fucking tourists they’re ruining my life
>>223033404In America you can just say "I'm racist" and they let you off.
>>223033404yeah voted guilty because he was black even though i dont think he actually done it lol
>>223033404DEATH PENALTY!!
... uh huh - wearing my excellent glasses watching live Wimbledon seniors doubles on iPlayer my tv via sky stream in home …
ENGLANDhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783854979551450.mp4EN-GER-LUND
wacky tobacconists need to be arrested
Everyone active Jingle but instead it's Every Poo Active and the advert is a bunch of poos with Bradleys face on doing bench press and squats
OBJECTS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
>>223033332stop asking questions goy
>>223033437corrrrr LAV IT
>>223033422here if you say you're racist against white pypo you're automatically called up for jury service
>>223033437true patriotism
>>223033447it’s my bloody bruceposter’s post history
>>223033429basado
>>223033440this nigga high af
>>223033412what songs are you planning to choose?
>>223033440poor berg. weedmongs are the absolute worst
>>223033404Yeah got noncing and rape cases
got the empire of the sun on
why england team and not britain team???why not britain in world cup with scotland and wales?????why american but not new york and carlifornia HUH????
>>223033437made my teeth rattle
>>223033404i went in for the first day and it was about 9 hours of induction. this was in 2020 so we all had to sit 2 metres apart on these isolated little chairs and just play on our phones. Then i went home and had to ring a number to see if i'd been selected and they said i wasn't needed so i never had to go in againvery boring, very lucky i didn't have to go back
>>223033445Lol what a wacky post from /brit/
>>223033447just remembered that picture from the other day of the woman with a knife up her shitpipe
>>223033482he'll be dead within a year
>>223033496if USA is basically the size of Europe, why not a Europe team???
>>223033482he's in a bad place brother HH
>>223033482cant wait for this demented rapist leprechaun to drop dead from cardiac arrest soon
>>223033482I legit believe he injured it in the ring, on that first kick. I see nothing in the 'taking his shoes off' video.
>>223033474yh
>>223033411ktimphoned an adultwork slag for a wank after the game too and must have just been slurring down the phone to her while i pulled the lad off myself and fingered my arse
worst type of 'berg? disqualifying pitbulls and bullies because we already know they are awfuli vote for greyhounds they look bizarre and have a malicious aura
Is it illegal to sell your gfs used socks online without her knowing?
>>223033436did he watch the footie?
>>223033501keksaved that one actually
>>223033538theyre silly i like them plus bart has one
>>223033531never done a phone escortwas it a "silent caller" thing or were you talking too? and how much does it cost?
goodness knows how many units i consumed but ‘twas most likely far above the recommended amount i assure you
>>223033538all of them are shite
rorke on jury service and instantly thinking 'guilty' when the suspect is brown
got far too drunk last night and started getting gayffsalways happens
>>223033548Never seen Tim post about footy, seems to be a Tennis/F1 man only
i consumed zero units last night and i probably feel worse than all of you
>>223033538Greyhounds are nice
gfberg is of italian descent and sometimes i say "andiamo" and "forza" when shagging from behind
>>223033552about 2 quid a minute but it variesi'm pretty sure i was speaking muck at her but god knows if she understood a word of it
>>223033550barf is not real>>223033557sir muse slime
are birds reptiles?
>>223033567i feel rough as i up gooning
>>223033411>>223033531>>223033559reckon some of you should seriously consider weed addiction instead of alcoholism
>>223033558ktimAlthough the recorded call of him threatening to murder the woman rather helped sway the others too
Need a racist pint gf with a Chelsea cut tbqh laddios
>>223033582weed also makes me gay
>>223033569she likes racing games that much?
>>223033538Greyhounds don't have a maliciois aura at all, they're very timid dogs
did a poo this morning and it was covered in blood from all the booze i've been drinking latelyi coughed just now and my arse stung like a bitch
>>223033568no theyre ugly and creep me out
>>223033569do you dine on her lady cake and go "bellismo"?
>>223033555Bottom two = The Shining, older than the top two
Sir Nadine Dorris
>>223033601whats her onlyfans
>>223033597mostly baldur's gate i think
me on the left
>>223033538chiuahuastiny brains so know nothing than yapping all day and agression at anything that movesjust exist so women can call them cute and put them in handbags
>>223033569possibly the fakest + gayest post i've ever read
gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks
whippets are good lads
>>223033616never understood how you can get to that sizei eat like shit, pizza, kebabs, sweets and stuff myself all the time and i'd look skinny next to themthey must spend every waking hour shovelling food into their mouths
Rorke finally getting a shag and shouting "GET IN" and "BACK OF THE NET" during doggystyle
>>223033627my uncle has a whippet with three legs
>>223033634apparently it’s all the soda
>>223033617They're actually highly intelligent dogs
>>223033644screaming
>>223033634they consume pure unfiltered burgerslop. we'll never be blessed enough to experience it
>>223033627my nan had a whippet scrawny weird thing, wasn't a fanloved her dog though haha
rorke saluting mid-blowjob
women can just buy a packet of 5 panties for £10, wear them for a day, and sell them for £25 each. women are literally a walking cash machine
>>223033656is that garrett
>>223033482what does a head gasket mean in this case? i assume hes not talking about cars
swear people say every animal is very intelligentwhat even is the standard
>>223033676yh
>>223033639rorke shouting "ref" when she falls off the bed
gucci flip flop suck a nigga dick thru a sock
>>223033698raped r0ar
Her name is NoelleSeeing her makes me shiverShe rings my bellI wanna make Aryan babies with herOh, how she rocksGreen eyes and blonde locksBut she doesn't know the FourteenAnd she doesn't like to be seen around me'CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABYYEAH, I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABYLISTEN TO LINCOLN ROCKWELL, MAYBE WITH MEOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH And boyfriend's a cuckRuns a lolbert Facebook groupAnd he once called the copsOn my ass 'cause I named the JewHe's a proud normalfagAnd he thinks he's a ChadHe knows he doesn't have my respectAnd he doesn't like how she acts around me'CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABYYEAH, I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABYLISTEN TO JOSEPH GOEBBELS, MAYBE WITH MEOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>223033692My accountant is a chihuahua
>>223033671could do this as a guy, not the wearing panties bit but maybe just sticking a fish in there to trick them
Rorke putting a plaster on his face like Nelly
Bonnie Tyler, Ann Widdecombe, Steven Murghagan, Lindsey Graham. Wtf is going on, feels like a purge
>>223033692They're being compared to the biomass
>>223033671yeah well so can you if you spray your cock with womens perfume. get on the grind lad
didn't realise croatia was a popular holiday destinationwhat happens there?
How do you get back to normal after eating like 4000 calories everyday for 2-3 weeks
>>223033713just not true is it
>>223033727join the dots sheeple.....
>>223033712You ever find it a bit sad that you'll never have children?
>>223033712cringed hard at this how have you managed to end up stuck in 2015 /pol/ mentally
rorke spraying a full can of lynx chocolate on himself then walking with a swagger waiting for the ladies to swarm him
>>223033685Basically it's over. It's run its course. Blowing a head gasket usually destroys a lot of the engine. He's saying he's broken beyond repair.
>>223033744It's on the med innit, Germans and others can just drive there too
>>223033744Spanish and Portuguese showing no imagination
>>223033747Yes it is, his name's Richard Mandair, think he's a sikh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1AIwe3JcLQwould you like a gf with crooked eyes?
Is the UK media/gov talking about UFO disclosure shit too or is that just ours?
>>223033755>2015 /pol/ mentallythe 2015-2017 alt-right was a golden ageit took years to recover after Charlottesville
>>223033781no i think that's just you lads
might get back into alcoholism. got a new life and new bridges that need destroyed.
>>223033764>Germans and others can just drive there tooWell yeah that applies to all of the other countries too
>>223033781there was one clip on the bbc news frontpage but no one gives a shit
>>223033744they've got that park with a waterfall in it which is well pretty like
Just pass to Haaland, how hard can it be?
>>223033744french niggas like "oi let's go france in the summer"
>>223033744Noticed a lot of people I know are going to Turkey this summerDunno why
>>223033744being french must be so luckyget to live in the rich north then go down to the south for a holiday and its still your language and people
>>223033809They're extremely insular. It's illegal for too much English language to be shown on TV because they're scared of their language dying out.
>>223033797people say this shit and then just don’t reply to their mum’s texts for a few and are a bit rude to their gfthat’s it that’s their life in flames apparently
>>223033712i have to give you credit for doing quite a good job with an awkward metre
>>223033808Why record shit when you're at the game already? It's getting recorded by 100s of professional cameras anyway.. we're sick as a society
business idea: melt the ice caps so winters are less cold
>>223033808So what was that rorke was saying about homogeneity and racial unity?
>>223033798just not true is it
>>223033822meanwhile we can go anywhere as everyone speaks English
rorke spray painting his willy black
>>223033781just you
>>223033825more like they have a variety of destinations. if you're in paris you can go to nice. why would you bother with italy or spain?
>>223032862El Ilustrísimo Señor Don Júdez Bellingán de Todos los Santos y de la Eterna Corona, El Batón Celestial
>>223033808he wanted to score in the world cup
yookay
don't need no forrin 'olidays simple as
For me? A trip to Prague to bang all the birds
neighbour and his fucking dog are back
>>223033875hello Belgian what did you think of the game last night?
>>223033808Poor attitude from Haaland desu, should have been ready to get in there for a fumble or a deflection
costco sushi platter gave me bum worms
England is the white man's destination of choice.
>>223033893another brilliant display of athleticism from sir jude bellingham
Argies will be violent
>>223033825probably true. played with a lot of them in ffxiv and half of them refuse to speak english
going lativa to shag all the birds
>>223033907
how does anderson see it and start moving to it before it hit the ''wire''? did he predict it was going to hit the wire? what a genius
>>223033918dont know why theyre so arrogant bizarre country of bizarre people
>>223033744got a beautiful coast and some nice cities i hear
>>223033921aye and they'll probably all be grateful for it
>>223033886reminds me of the kumars at number 42. anyone remember that?
incels really think they can just go on holiday and have sex like really nibba you're a virgin at 30 and think somehow it's gonna be different abroad?
lativa
>>223033888went to the seaside 2 years ago and it reeked of sewagewon't be going again until they clean the sea
>>223033926>no chinabollocks
>>223033825unspeakably based
>>223033940>>223033940>>223033940
>>223033313Do they like tunnels
>>223033921someone I know did this and got a latvian wife
>>223033928the wire is real Rorke. FIFA planted it there knowing that this play would result in an England goal
>>223033926How many of these are London airport transfers or Irish border crossings
>>223033095I fucking love Gooby. he just robbed the UFC and stole everyone's time lmfaoroflmao
