Really is ridiculous how much a jewish hellhole we live in
Literally the worst period in human history. The Kali Yuga.

>>223035078
was recently on a work trip and two of the girls soiled themselves quite badly and seemed to be able to laugh it off as a regular occurrence, as someone who doesn't drink very often and never to excess, it's not something I've come across before. I just wondered if it was normal.

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GIRUGAMESH

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>>223035172

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… lunchtime (check out the fruit salad) wearing my excellent glasses watching live Wimpleton invitational doubles on iPlayer on my tv via sky stream in home …

my dad shot jfk

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>>223035175
>THEY SAILED THEY DIODNT ROW AND THEY DIDNT WEAR HORNED HELMETS!

sup mouldie

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What does sex with the kinds of girls who wear shit like this feel like
Good pussy?

Speaking of the Scotch
>the modern kilt was created in Lancashire

>>223035212
I know this meme

>>223035175
British wives live another day

>>223035215
lee harvey asmongold

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where to find tomboy gf

>>223035241
thank you Sir Jude Bellingham for saving our wives x

>>223035217
wheres her willy

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>>223035228
Its good stuff but you realize that they are crazy, not like cute crazy but cut your dick off and run off into the night with it crazy.
t.Went to AnimeExpo for 5 years straight.

>greentext

>>223035241
Nah we batter them regardless

>>223035214
when is that milf going to save him?

I wonder what 190cm master race would've said about the England result

Probably would have some hip new street lingo for us to enjoy

Yh

He was great

>>223035257
They're the kind of girls who would have been picked on in school for being autistic weirdos. I have no frame of reference for the type of craziness they exhibit

I like the first 2 seasons of the US Office. It makes me happy seeing love blossom, but then I remember it will never happen to me and I sink even further into despair and become even more of an odious little incel rodent posted up in my evil little incel lair, plotting TND TKD TF(oid)D

>>223035280
ack

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>>223035270
Yep. He loved his urban slang

>>223035280
and americans want one of these tucked in their waistband absolute madness if you ask me

need to go to the shops, out of milk and niccy pouches

>>223035280
kek

>>223035315
raw milk?

Wonder what Rorke thinks about last nights display of Black British excellence

how can I convince my retarded boomer parents to stop buying semi-skimmed milk and buy whole milk instead?

>>223035360
Grow up

>>223035360
praps buy some yourself

>>223035360
buy your own

>>223035360
why are you still living with your parents you worthless runtish leech

>>223035350
will positively piss myself if england argentina goes to penalties and your darkies miss every shot like the euros

>>223035360
green = woke

it's just not on

Blacks on the football pitch, Asians in the laboratory, Jews in the banking halls, Whites in the pubs
That's what makes Britain Brilliant

>>223035404
me when the telly remote doesn't work

>>223035383
I've got my own fridge you twat

three mice on a shirt
ghoul remains still scheming

>>223035280
pls b reel

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>>223035409

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1 english man vs 3 argentinian bitches

>100 games
>It's just the best four teams playing each other anyway
Ah yes great use of my time there

>>223035419
try getting your own house you pip spastic

reading a Jude Bellingham x Erling Haaland fanfic :)

might roll my bollocks into a pasta machine

>>223035344
illegal due to the woke, so i get full fat instead

>>223035383
Because housing is unaffordable

predictably the scotch are in /lat/ sucking the argies off and calling the Falklands by its dead name

>>223035465
Yeah the 100 games is how they work out the best 4 teams you fucking mong

>>223035449
if you look like that why would you start a fight with a guy that looks like that

>>223035211
dont know anything about girls and their bodies but dont they do weird stuff like wet themselves if they laugh too hard?

thinking violent thoughts

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>>223033940
HBO's Rome was awesome but having watched some interviews with the Jewish showrunners I'm really fucking glad it got canceled and they were forced to wrap up more or less neatly in two series instead of the original five.

They were planning to wrap up the same rise of Augustus story in three series anyway and focus the rest on showing the Jews chafing under Roman rule in Judea and a made up Celtic / Scottish rebellion led by Caesarion (Cleopatra's kid adopted by Pullo) that they invented as a stand-in for Augustus' wars in Germania (Teutoburg Forest and all) on the grounds of the showrunners not liking Germany and not wanting them to look good alongside the Jews.

They came THIS close to ruining a good thing.

>ello love
>pet
>coqk
>pint gf is default
Brits can't fucking suffer

>>223035487
weird aren't they, the scots
we didn't even really invade them or anything really, they've just invented this bizarre narrative of oppression and formed their entire national identity around it

that styledbytiggy lass on reels is cute

>>223035503
My sister farts if she laughs too hard which is always funny

anne hathaway's milk engorged breasts

full fat to make the fatty full
*slaps belly*

Feeding a yard cat beef sausages

toooo be honest spraying arseholeberg with my bidet after a big poo is quite nice

>>223035512
why the fuck would anyone watch a show about swarthoids portrayed by whitoids?

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Who lives in a smelly bedroom like this? David? It's over to you...

*teleports back to the summer of 2003*

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I still don't get why people are having to pay out for this when the government royally fucked up. It can't make the rules, change them and then say sorry mate, you need to cough up. Especially when the costs are the same as the price of the house. Wtf?

Playing Minecraft

chinky motors are melting in the sun

>>223035542
Shits his pants

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>*MOGS all of /brit/*

>>223035545
>It can't make the rules, change them and then say sorry mate, you need to cough up.
it bloody well can

>>223035471
we have one

blud is asking a token predictor robot how attractive he is

>>223035175
Can't decide what's more entertaining, England getting kicked out early in WCs, or getting just far enough to become hopeful before inevitably getting kicked out.
I think the latter, honestly. It tends to produce the best coping and seething.

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imagine waking up rorke's bed

>>223035570
.. he said, copingly

Having a shared bathroom is so embarrassing because I’ll do a heinous shit and then my flatmate who already kinda doesn’t like me is forced to shower and brush his teeth in the smell of my poo

>>223035570
t. round of 32

time traveler from a month ago:
>>223035570

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Her name is Noelle
Seeing her makes me shiver
She rings my bell
I wanna make Aryan babies with her
Oh, how she rocks
Green eyes and blonde locks
But she doesn't know the Fourteen
And she doesn't like to be seen around me

'CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABY
YEAH, I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABY
LISTEN TO LINCOLN ROCKWELL, MAYBE WITH ME
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

And boyfriend's a cuck
Runs a lolbert Facebook group
And he once called the cops
On my ass 'cause I named the Jew
He's a proud normalfag
And he thinks he's a Chad
He knows he doesn't have my respect
And he doesn't like how she acts around me

'CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABY
YEAH, I AM A TEENAGE NAZI, BABY
LISTEN TO JOSEPH GOEBBELS, MAYBE WITH ME
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

AW YEAAAAHHH
NAZI
I THINK SHE'S STARTING TO SENSE WHAT SHE'S MISSING
AW YEAAAAHHH
NAZI
I THINK DEEP DOWN SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S MISSING

Germany doing well this world cup

>>223035570
i think what’s funnier is that germany used to be good at football once upon a time

>>223035497
Argentinians think a ref is gonna blow the whistle and let them take a free punch to the face.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4lhHgL-Uek

fat andy has you sorted

>>223035512
Hinds and Purefoy were the best in this, what's the point if both characters are dead?

>>223035579
based super pochaco chad

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>>223035542
>visits the Jason Borne Europe before it gets fucked in 10 years.

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>>223035542
GWOT era

sports banter is so cringe

"It is necessary that I should die for my people, but my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know that I was right." - Ann Widdecombe

did an IQ test and got 87 which isnt far off a perfect score

>>223035579
It's her room

>>223035556
>>223035597
I’m just making it obvious for those who don’t notice this sort of thing but this is the parasite

Rorke fantasising about starting a resistance movement called the Widdecombites

>>223035645
first one is but second isnt

>>223035542
reckon it would have been surreal to be one of the first adopters of the 'chon later that year

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>>223035603
sacrificed on the altar of multicultralism

>>223035629
HW

wearing a 100% polyester t shirt thats got creases in it
hows that happened

>>223035668
It was all about anime and weeb shite back then

>>223035512
link to interview?

>>223035579
chin like jay leno

>>223035629
14823

>>223035665
it’s obviously the parasite
it was obsessed with ai and even did this routine before
it was also obsessed with nazi germany
though i assume you are the parasite on a vpn

>>223035683
Good lad. We at /brit/ love polyester

Is cricket worth getting into

been stuck in psych ward for three fucking years

sweating like a dog in a chinese

>>223035686
lush x

>>223035579
so basically you can be a weirdo and still get a fat girl to have sex with you

>>223035688
he ate to much
we all done it

been wanking to Aussie lesbian porn and honestly their accents are really working for me, very sultry that.

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>>223035217
puffy minto

Mousey's pattern recognition is second only to everyone else on the planet earh

I
HATE
the Parasite !!!

saw mousey running about chasing horses in a field near east kilbride yesterday

Every /sp/ match thread has cp posted in it without fail
Of course the thirdie flags love this and reply to it saying based etc
But what I didn’t expect to see was gyaldempaedo saying that

pretty girl in the flat opposite mine saw be prancing about like a right lunatic through the window while i was listening to alien ant farm while cooking

We beat the Vikings in 1066, and again last night. Now, the Bayeaux Tapestry has finally returned to England.

Is this a sign... is it truly coming home?

parasite hates referring to the planet by its real name
this is a thing he picked up from ai

>>223035777
Oh really? When's the next match, Tuesday?
I'll make sure to avoid /sp/ for that one aha

>>223035668
mental to think 4chan was around that long ago tbqh
Iraq War, Blair, Bush, Space Shuttle Columbia, Boxing Day tsunami etc
feels like a different century

>>223035777
stickies are shite I post in the comfy threads

>>223035710
heatherfreak doesnt have the brain capacity to come up with more than 2 whole ryhymes

>>223035788
founds like a sign that france is about to fuck our shit up

need to go and take a picture of a goron so they can put it up in the stable

>>223035668
>>223035694
I was on 4chan late 2003 when moot rangebanned Japan (not sure when that got lifted), deleted the /g/ - Guro board but kept /l/ - Lolicon for a few weeks longer before caving and deleting that too. Pretty sure he restored it for a bit in 2004, the nonce.

>>223035781
annie are you walking

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>>223035754

>>223035788
Plus Alfred the Great's remains are believed to have been found under a car park in Winchester

I am literally a "nigga man"

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>>223035781
She knows you mean business, what did you cook

I wake up in Rorke's bed every morning

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nth for the gyaldem

>>223035807
yes which os why he didn’t make the song parody (he posted the odysee link to it last night)

>>223035781
wank her off

>>223035838
those are synonyms
nigga is just black for bloke

burger king foot lettuce

reading threads from 2015 and it's funny seeing innocent young men actually discuss their cultures and posting light hearted memes

now this place is the worst aspects of /r9k/ and /pol/ combined with an international theme

Mousey while you're here pal who have you got for England vs. Argentina?

>>223035867
feel free to leave

>>223035847
It’s fucking disgusting that you weren’t rangebanned for saying corrrr to that cp that was posted in the sticky last night
Kys

>>223035870
that on my patreon

>>223035852
t. the etymology "nigga"

>>223035821
Strange how he's ended up in a car park, like with Richard III. Wasn't Alfred one of the most important Kings of pre-conquest Britain? You'd think theyd look after his remains a bit better

>>223035874
been trying

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anons ITT unironically have no clue that britchan existed until 2009 when the foreign IP restrictions were lifted and we got raided and DDOSed to shit by Russians so hard YubYub decided to pull the plug on the whole site, with refugees moving first to krautchan and then to 4chan's newly created /int/ board where we made a /brit/ general

we're a raped people without a past oh my days I feel old

>>223035813
what was the chon like back then

Finishing off these beers then garn in the pool then garn theme park

SCOTLAND GET BATTETERED EVERYWHERE THEY FUCKING GO

>>223035888
Paedo's paradise

noncing myself to death

>>223035888
Asylum for the mentally ill
Nothing has changed

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>>223035245
west yorkshire

>>223035888
Cringe and full of weebs (like me).

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>posted a thread on /tv/ and got 284 replies

get the cuties posted

Can't believe lady gaga died

>>223035888
epic sauce to teh MAX XD XD XD!!!!!!1111one!!!!

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>>223035877
nonceschizo

>>223035941
lolzorz epic 4tw!!!

>>223035923
she's so perfect

>>223035886
I was 3 in 2009 old man

>‘MICHAEL’ has become the first biopic in history to pass $1 BILLION worldwide.
ok!

4chan will almost certainly be banned worldwide in the next few years with all these online censorship acts coming out
mental how some people will have been on here for 23 years

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>>223035888
Memes were just silly pictures with Impact font and we called them image macros.

>>223035960
is it about him raping kids?

where are we gonna go when uk bans 4chan?

we can't use vpns here...

demi lardner thighs

ugly betty is peng ngl

>>223035979
mumsnet

ham sando with dijonaise scranned
chicken straws and mini scotch eggs devoured
red wine in the crosshairs
the aussie wine industry supported

>>223035888
there weren't any women
no, not even transwomen

>>223035979
just stare at the walls in our smelly bedrooms

>>223035960
How? Did some current hot young popstar go out and tell their fans to go see it?

The parasite has now moved on to 2016mong
Do your civic duty

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>>223035948
MAMBO

>>223035957
ong

>>223035990
already lurk there to understand the female psyche and use it to my advantage

BLOOOOOKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE

dont know what fanny feels or smells like

31 KHHV me

Do you guys say "peng" irl or is that a /brit/ thing?

time to watch project hail mary for some goose redditkino

>>223036025
ktimmy in 2 years

in the 90’s you could have a decently attractive gf and a white collar job and be still be considered a ‘loser’ because you’re a bit awkward. most of gen z and gen a meanwhile don’t shag or work at all

THERE ARE NO LESSONS TO BE LEARNED. NO CATCH.

I AM FUCKING SPAIN
I AM FUCKING ENGLAND

>>223036025
ktim 3 years ago

need a middle aged woman to bounce on my knob

>>223036025
It unironically smells like male gooch or idk if you guys call it "taint" or something idk. The area between the balls and ass, anyway it smells the same.
And fannys taste like iron, and not pleasantly, even if washed.
T.shagger

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>>223035960
>canned by reviewers still rakes in cash
based r kait will be please by another MJ W

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>>223036025
i'm almost 33 but i don't care at this point. women are evil

>>223036025
Smells peng
Nice and sweaty

Ktim

Shamone mudderfudda

>>223036067
gooch here. taint is american

>>223036027
it's MLE(Multicultural London English) basically the dialect of black caribbean londoners but it's vernacular and slang has spread round the country. yh I use peng in real life

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>>223036004
By royal decree.

helpernonce is the parasite in disguise, get him tobes!

>>223036027
it’s black slang but i don’t think they actually say it anymore

just now learning that on the apps when a lass' profile says "tell my your favourite number" they want you to tell them your phone number and not send them a message about how you love the number 4

i am quite literally a swedish nigga man

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so this is rorke

been in a relationship for 8 years and really want to know what it's like using tinder, who i'd match, whether i'd get dates easily...
shall never know however

>>223036136
My favourite number is 7 but I feel like that's everyone's favourite number :S

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>>223036142
big dawg

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thawlds?

>>223036161
Can't argue the design is peng

mental how much 4chan has shaped the internet
literally all the discourse online is downstream of 2000s /b/ and 2010s /pol/

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better to have a friend who’s an ass, than to have a friend in the ass

>>223036216
i am not so sure that is true

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At bar me x

I take over x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?is=eirwSF2tJK-UXI_F

>>223036213
Mad how I wasn't involved with zero contribution

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>>223036197

>>223036213
it’s irrelevant now though
twitter is where it happens now

>>223036216
if ive learned literally anything from gay porn, and trust me I have, its that this couldnt be any further from the truth

>>223036213
it's big J.E's yard we just post in it

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can't run in this heat, it too much

women will be like "I have GOT to get behind the decks at a DJ's show this summer" or "I have GOT to get on a yacht this summer"

they're so evil it's insane

>>223036249
listening to this right now, stop copping my playlist

>>223036232
>>223036273
did you not see the wise chinese cartoon man?

Hello. Lots to think about on this fine Sunday afternoon.

Need to milk JK Rowling like the ornery heifer she is

is the baddiedem poster actually a nonce? helperlad too?

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rorke, 3 seconds after saying that today's the day he finally does it

>>223036307
Good afternoon, Ian. I trust the day finds you well.

>>223036294
evil for.... getting out and doing stuff?
yeah for sure rorkeychops

>>223036314
yes

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ai has done me there

>>223036314
of course they are

>>223036307
piss off

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>>223036213
there was an anon compared 4chan with black anglos scale of influence via internet vs popular culture. the fringe coming into the fore

>>223036294
Idk why they think essentially being trafficked and date raped is the pinnacle of high society but they do and its extremely sad. Like youre literally putting yourself in a situation that you can fall off the face of the Earth from.

>>223036320
Thank you for your kind words Anonymous poster.
>>223036335
Ok. My apologies.

>>223036307
nigga ian always talmbout sum hello

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twenty years ago TO THE DAY the pool was closed due to aids

>>223036330
noticing a lack of a "yes" or "no" in this mealy mouthed response

>>223036314
no

>>223036326
>>223036333
proof?

>>223036352
bobba

>>223036352
mad and mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ62mQukdic

My posts are alri

Rorke doing a shite

>>223036352
thankfully wasnt a wrongun so we busy playing the 'scape while this went on

>>223036352
I blame my cousin for getting me into habbo hotel

my pipeline was basically habbo > runescape > world of warcraft and now I'm a 29 year old virgin

>>223036266
twitter still gets all of its ideas from here

>>223036360
>proof?
intuition, common sense

>>223036314
gyaldemchad no helperlad yes

>>223036379
based

>>223035744
I certainly hope so!

>>223036352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGQYx84iPM

>>223036392
non sequitur

sucking a covfefe

>>223036383
remember being a wee lad and seeing one of my then friends play wow and i thought it was the coolest fucking thing

>>223036352
wasnt there but i did do some of the shit "anniversary" raids a few years later even though they changed the rules of the game by that point

looked up some faerun lore and I don't get how anyone can fear death in this universe. you're basically guaranteed to go to actual real heaven for as little as going to a church weekly. then again I aksed ai about it so maybe I'm missing some nuance but still.

>>223036352
It was later in the day, probably past midnight on the 13th actually UK time. Just a few days after Italy beat France in the world cup final. And I was there, wearing a suit and an afro.

Scottish people are funny to laugh at ok

>>223036444
Ok

>>223036382
ai shite

>>223036384
not really
all the oc comes from twitter too

>>223036004
>Cracky-chan (aka Sky Queen, ScareCrowMaiden) was the first camgirl to be posted on 4chan's /b/ board way back in 2005.

dont watch football is england going to beat argentina or nah

>>223036472
could happen

Sick of liberal bourgeois zionist upper middle class petty bourgeois landlord small business owner labour aristocracy kautskyite social democratic Labour Party politicians pretending to be on the left

>>223036379
>>223036383
I was playing Tibia in the library of my Polish primary school. Mumberg would convince Dadberg to move to the UK the following year.

Can't wait for Pessi's hat trick lads

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>>223036402
to think I think even dapped the sweede, if I was in the endz I'd have been forced to crash out pooh shiesty style

>>223036460
based

having an imaginary argument with the managers at work in my head and obviously all my points are salient and correct and everyone else watches on and later congratulates me and thinks I'm cool and smart for pushing back on foolish workplace procedures

Just found out Gordon Ramsay was a part of the Rangers youth squad and training to be a professional footballer for them when he swapped careers to cooking

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well they're not coming up with gemeralds like this on twitter

>>223036486
indecipherable nonsense i'm afraid

>>223036526
You're like a well trained dog begging for treats

muscle memory is crazy

i haven't touched a football in 20 years but decided to go to the 40+ five-a-side and it was like i had never stopped playing

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>>223036551

Is there anything more emasculating than being a male netball player?

>>223036560
i'm 39 but they let me play

hello guys it me

>>223036566
You ever touched a kangaroo?

the duality of woman

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1783863447988873.jpg

>>223036563
Maybe getting your cock chopped off?

>>223036578
yes