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taking this threads virginity
>>223042580Shalom.
BILLY! GET BACK TO THE DOOR, THERES A FUCKIN 539 IN HERE
>>223042532i have that same exact dress frfr
it was my way of meeting lindsey graham
>>223042532Too much ass
>>223042532gay as fuck edition
Didn't end well
>>223042595hi
I wanna live next to a sorority house
>>223042532permanently low testosterone men always prefer tits over ass.
>>223042721fastest path to inceldom
>>223042609I read catcher in the rye that makes me more american that most americans, just sayin
>>223042752Fuck you talking about?
>>223042721are you a human trafficker
>>223042774fafo
HURRY UP BILLY, HES TRYIN TO TALK TO PEOPLE GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
>>223042728What about men who prefer feet
>>223042728ass is more arousing while you're in the act of having sex, tits are the flashing signpost that attract your attention in the first place.
just discovered there are people who like to cut their partner and then suck their blood during sex
>>223042798ay sally let me get half a pounda gabagool sliced thin
>>223042826trvke
Sometimes people choose to do the right things for the wrong reasons
>>223042828Sounds like a woman-coded fetish
I support porn and degeneracy as a moral good. I pray to a xvideos shrine every night with my dick
graham dying is a net benefit to the country
How easy is it to travel to Israel and have sex with the girls there?
>>223042532Why is it filled in a random parking garage? Makes the vid seem super thirdie desu
>>223042887yeah it mostly is
>>223042925porn addicts are thirdies
>>223042897A lot of transvestite prostitutes just lost a client, show some respect
>>223042828dracula scrape n lick blblblbblbllb
that makes me wonder if ikea would lose a valuable customer once vance passes away
>>223042925Speaking of parking garages.. >>>/gif/30899974
Went on a 10 mile kayak trip. Then a 1 mile walk. It was kind of a waste of time.
>>223042998Explain
It be like that
The worldview of the unitedstatian is neither american (as in amerindian) or european. He is repulsed by nuance, divine mystery, philosophy, reflection: it is all antithetical to him. Rather he is attracted to legalism, fanaticism, impulsive puritanism and political jargain.His mind, contrary to his race, has more in common with the jew or arab than any other race, even beyond religion, his worldview is profoundly semitic, he is fascinated by judaism and his more profound analogies never go to classical greece or christian europe but instead the old testament and mesopotamia. How the gringo became this, so unnatural to the european and american influence that surrounded him, remains a mistery
my item has left the USPS facility in Fairburn, Georgia
If a youtuber uses a gas stove for a recipe tutorial, I shan't be watching. You just know the recipe won't be practical.
>>223043153>t. cooklet
>>223043087he humps couchesor so ive heardplease no sue me mr vice president im not the lawyer kind of jew
>>223043114bunch of made up gobbledygook. europoors are also capitalist and indians are simple minded heya hoya cavemen
you ever just hate someone for no reason
>>223043114Your country literally allows violent men to murder children in the street without justice. It's a satanic nation
I like Xi Jingping.
his hands looked like guns
>>223043263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AymeRq6vs
>>223043140on my way to intercept.
superstitious retardation :\ superstitious retardation, brow people :O
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>>223043236Not exactly, but I do if they look or act like someone I hate.
high on weed
>>223043236I hate YouTubers who say "i'm sure you all know that I etc etc". no you idiot, this is the first time i'm watching one of your videos and now i'm gonna X it out.
>>223043114>he is attracted to legalism, fanaticism, impulsive puritanism and political jargain.The eternal anglo
back from costco
>>223043190Neither of those have the autistic rule obsession shared by WASPs and semites. Either something inexplicably shared between the hadith writers and John Harvey Kellogg smited them with this autism or theres some divine will emerging in them to fall into these behaviors. Im not merely speaking about "semitic greed" but the foundational worldview of that greed, that god is like a machine or scientific proccess that makes you wealthy for not eating pork, that sort of insanity
>>223043185>he humps couchesLol what, why? Sounds made up.
You ever get high on weed..... ON WEED???
>>223043314you think they care?
>>223043322What was the damage?
no soccer for 3 days
>>223043327Mormoids are based and the only people with real culture in the western hemisphere
What's blud babbling about?
>>223043284Getting in touch with my indigenous spirit animal ancestors hermano
>>223043383$7
live your myth in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Anyone else a slick vagabond that grew up on the mean city streets
>>223043429What about Kamloops,BC?
>>223043364go on and defend the big guy over the little guy, you have the right flag for it.
ABCDEFG I got a gal innnnnn
>>223043429grand rapids is better
>>223043429I know someone from there
Bong wrestling fans be like >My favorite wrestler is Triple HEYYYYCH
smoking weed was probably cool until millennials got their hands on it
>>223043486Did you come up with that yourself
>>223043520No, your mom helped.
I spent about 3 hours yesterday in Elden Ring on a brand new character getting not only Eleanora's Poleblade but also the Godskin Peeler to get OP early. I cheesed Eleanora so she yeeted herself off the cliff in Altus and I fought the Godskin Apostle in Windmill village at like level 30 with the Wolf Summons and fucking destroyed him easily. Then I killed the Wyvern in Caelid several times no level up my Vig, Endurance and Arcane and breezed through Limgrave and Weeping and basically raped Morgott and Godrick the Gooner. Now I'm tearing up Liurnia and Rennala is shaking in her boots cuz I killed the Glintstone dragon and got the Academy key.
might just uh get nude
>>223043456Nice scenery, not many jobs
>>223043314As one of these creatures once said himself:"youtubers are experts on making the most amount of money using the least amount of time and effort. In a fair society these would be the people toiling in the coal mines and dying of black lung"
what should i do now?
im da king
I'm naked right now
1 ton = 2000 pounds1 short ton = 2000 pounds 1 metric ton = 2205 pounds
>>223043327nobody believes that shit. kellogg is remembered as a quack
>>223043580get naked
my meme folder is getting too big and it's hard to find pics
My country has been ruined by the CIA o algo and I'm getting the blame for it
>>223043617Here’s a new one
>>223043614i want to watch a movie
>>223043617use an AI software to tag your images
>>223043512we made it the coolest it ever was, Gen X were trying to cordone it off as some weirdo skater habit but based Millennial gods brought it back in the mainstream. we're the reason why you have your little electric carts, because we turned weed into a phenomenon.
>>223043327Mormonism is a Masonic heresy of Christianity, and Masons are Judaizers
i hope she fucked off to college. she'll realized what she's missing
>>223043662Millennials are a cancer upon the lungs of American society
anything you can say to her you can say to me
>>223043580Kill your family
I actually had that problem till I started renaming the pics in number groups. Frog pics all start with 002Laughing reaction pics all start with 003Sad reactions 004, cat pics 005, anti country pics 006, etc
when i was born the doctor slapped my mother
>>223043636Watch Mr Baseball
>>223043692All me
>>223043692please explain
My mother was swapped at birth
>>223043731those are pings from tagged great white sharks
>>223043715i want to watch a horror movie
Oh! That's a baseball!
>>223043678yup, we also invented the time machine and went back to create Marlboro's ad campaigns.
>>223043692We have to close the beaches!>>223043743The Thing
>>223043743watch the tenant
>>223043770already watched
My mother is a fitness trainer but I'm an obese slob and she looks at me with thinly veiled disgust.
>>223043743the exorcist
>>223043692Holy shit I live there
>>223043770Das Ding
>>223043777not available on tubi>>223043794watched that as well
>>223043779Reanimator
>>223043742oh. i thought it was a cod run
the ninth gate with johnny depp is pretty good
>TubiLook at this pauper
Canadian niggas be sayin shit like "cod run".
>>223043810Have you checked Boobi or Poupou
the mackerel are running
well then you better go catch it!
>>223043886He could be Greek
Excuse me, do you have Prince Albert in a can?
>>223043871no. thoughts on this one?
>>223043943yes we do
America has a duty to have open borders to help poor people
>he could be Greek>>223043968Well you bette
>>223043972rip anon died mid sentence
>>223043743Why didn't you just say that from the start?
>>223043968Well you better let him out!Fucked that up, mixed up 2 posts on that last one
>>223043949I’m not the same leaf as the one who suggested The Thing and I don’t really watch movies
I have to buy groceries in a few days and I'm dreading it
Connor McGregor and The Bottle Of Oxycodone
fuck me harder you pathetic fucking loser
9 out of 10 top employers in Boulder, Colorado are public or NGOs that obviously produce nothing, how is this profitable
>>223043790Hot femdom scenario
>>223043838it's good until his Euro girlfriend starts floating around and using supernatural powers, completely killing the vibe of a slow paced investigation thriller.
I watched Obsession yesterday
okay ill watch this
Ate for the first time jambalaya.
>>223043838the cowgirl scene at the end was too much
>>223044059sybau
reading about the flint hills
jambalaya my lord
Finally decided to give dating apps a whirl, /cum/buds. I'm confident that I won't get as much as a single match despite my genuine best efforts, but at least I'll have tried I guess,t. dysgenic 34 year old virgin freak
>>223044105I've heard there was a secret chordThat David played and it pleased the LordBut you don't really care for music, do ya?It goes like this, the fourth, the fifthThe minor fall, the major liftThe baffled king composing Jambalaya
>>223044116bottom right is me
>>223044130YWNBAW
>>223044130i don't think women had penises back then
>>223044116I hope the girl got punished for creating that dangerous situation
>>223044185They still don't, Playboy
Sad and angry
I actually like Indian posters. They say funny ironic things a lot
https://youtube.com/shorts/fD5oMPcufAc
>>223044240
>>223044284How niggas named Sukdeep head game
>>223044284If you acted the way around women in the Philippines like they do in India you would be shot
why haven't the retards at youtube made it so you can embed youtube shorts? or is it a 4chan problem?
>>223044318
There’s no reason to watch new movies. There are enough confirmed really good movies that have stood the test of times released in the last 90 years that we don’t need any new ones.
Catberg. Stop licking me.Stop pushing me. Put your claws away.Stop slapping me with your tail.And stop purring so loudly.
>>223044379some goes for music, vidya, and books
>>223044371no one wants to see that vertically shot garbage in a forum setting.
>>223044421This is very true. We don’t need new media. There’s enough high quality media to last more than a persons lifetime out there
oh and stop standing on top of me
I sentence you to work at a Amazon warehouse!!!
>>223044474What's my name, smart guy
>>223044543Who cares
>>223044543Sukdeep
>>223044543>What's my nameGay R. Faggot IV
>>223044428then just have it formatted as a regular video then. It wouldn't be hard
>>223044560you don't know
>>223044543Timothy MacJohnson Jr
Had a dream last night that Lindsey Graham died
American jeets are so cringe
I was scared of eating strawberries as a kid because I thought the seeds would sprout inside my stomach.
Called his Bluff
What would you do, /cum/?
>>223044672Same but watermelon
im shleepy
Here's a million dollar idea! Start a podcast about how Lindsey Graham was assassinated because he was about to turn against Israel. Maybe throw the City of London in there too.Just make it as sensationalist as possible, and you'll be raking in a fortune in no time.
>>223044703I'd probably just end it 2bh, it's over at that point
>>223044738Why not just write a book?
>>223044672Did you know you can eat the strawberries whole including leaves? They actually have more polyphenols than the fruit itself. Just wash them really well and eat them whole next time
>>223044657you best start believing in nightmares. You're in one!
>>223044738Do you suck my cock in the end?
I can't believe we killed that South African football player
sold a steam background for $7#moneymakinsundays
>>223044738>Just make it as sensationalist as possiblepeople will tell if you're just being retarded and you won't get an audience
>>223044774keksimus maximus
>>223044667>brown guys pull you over>blame whitey infrastructuretale as old as thyme.
Are cast iron waffle makers worth buying?
>>223044703What form of mental illness causes this
>>223044793my game sold like 24 copies during the summer sale, but valve don't pay amounts less than $100 so i won't get paid.
The eastern seaboard is better than the upper Midwest
Gonna take 10mg of oxycodone before bed tonight
>>223044838idk never had one
I recently learned Twilek>Musha passa rana ko seenee rateesi ay kashee
>>223044838Only if you have a gas stove
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every baby born today was born perfect
>>223044845I see the Zero Covid Community people as analogous to what are called the Old Believers in Russia. In 1666 in Russia, there was a bit reform to the Russian Orthodox Church, and a certain subset of Orthodox Russians decided “Fuck this, we’re not following these reforms,” and stuck to the old version of the faith; they still exist as a religious minority. Around 2022 or 2023, society started to get rid of all the Covid restrictions, but a bunch of people said “fuck this!” and wanted to keep doing the old Covid doctrine, even if it was no longer being mandated by the state
>>223044935thought the dude in blue was a woman at first
>>223044975>there was a bit reform*big reform
This guy's whole rant made me want to beat him with a baseball bat https://youtu.be/75XsBnOGQq4
White Asshole
I was born yesterday
>>223044975t. Super spreader killing immunocompromised folxSo tired of uneducated chuds not taking this shit seriously
>>223045071Given that the vaccine made you more susceptible to contracting and spreading Covid versus the control, you can thank me for my service in not getting vaxxed and not being a superspreader as a result
Vacuum cleaner not working right. Having a melty
T-minus two weeks until i leave Kansas City for Chicago
First time going nearly 48 hours without porn since I was a teenager. I don’t know if I can make it much longer. Literally all I can think about is how good it would feel to goon right now.
do you see what i seeeee
I'm going to goon right now. Jealous?
>>223045197No, my balls are already like dried up little raisins
i aint gooning no mo
>>223045197May I, Master?
>Zoomers have been watching porn since they were 8 and are now addicted to itSo glad I grew up jacking off to the women's underwear section of the Sears catalog
my dick is mid (7 inches) but my balls are huge. yep, you guessed it: i’m irish-american
>>223045232>So glad I grew up jacking off to the women's underwear section of the Sears catalogAGP moment
Thanks, this is the best entertainment I've had in weeks
>>223045232Jerk off to my bussy
>>223045244>Jacking off to women in their underwear is somehow agpFilename like a mitherfucker
trans niggas can sing
>>223045249Or... OR... and stay with me here, you can kill yourt. Huh? Great idea, right? You should get to it
>>223045245LOL
I feel like if you have a stove you should just get an airfryer instead of a microwave because those are better than microwaves as far as uses go. But a microwave is good if you don't have either of those and could only choose one thing
>>223045283Never heard of castratos?
>>223045291J’aime le yaourt
I've got a suicide to get to
i like eating my own cum but like not in a weird gay way
>>223044867go on csrin and get russians to buy it with stolen cards
>REDDIT SCREENSHITSGrim
Gilbert Gottfried
>>223045232I know you’re referring to my post, and I was 12. I didn’t even jerk off to softcore stuff first, I went straight into hardcore fucking porn. I don’t think there’s been a single day where I haven’t watched porn since I started jerking off.
Bomboclaat
>>223045355he did?? i thought he died more painlessly
we can all goon to sara jay
>>223045350I went to Sonic once and it really pissed me off
>>223045389Thread Jamaican theme https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc
On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country to obey the scout law to help other people at all times to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight
>>223045413I think I went to one once and I didn't know what to get
making a movie about jews
>>223045326a girl i used to date a while back would eat her own vag juice off my hands after i fingered her, but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.
>>223045473A gorillion oscars incoming
It's weird to think about but porn stars are probably among the most famous people in the world. Some porn stars would have more name recognition with men than the vast majority of female actors or music artists.
>>223045517Diamond Jackson
Kek gghttps://youtube.com/shorts/g7ry5Xp8gTY
the most kino part of north america to me is the wild animal attacks. love hearing about a cougar or a bison mauling somebody.
>>223045555They’re doing this to me tomorrow
>>223045510One of them is a tr00n and I bet you chuds can't tell which one
>>223045574Fagin the Jewish Fence
>>223045555I'm gonna just shoot it.
>>223045555My neighborhood in northern California has mountain lions just walking around on the street
>>223045555fricking sovl
>>223045608just give it a good kick and send it on its merry way
see you later space cowboy
liquor store cashier did NOT like my shirt
Sky looks mad asf rn >>223045599It's the one that height mogs them
finna bout to pop the vr headset on and game immensely and immersively
>>223045652let's go outside and meet each other half way
>>223045631That thing will shred your fucking face off
>>223045701it looks friendly
>>223045555*RECORD SCRATCH**FREEZE FRAME*
>>223045712youre shameless
>>223044934realizing that animal was a dog instead of a pig really changed the vibe of this image
but i CANT give my brain to the monster!
just coomed
my credit score starts with a 5
>>223045761mine’s 670 and i have two loans i defaulted on bro wtf are you doing
>>223045761mine was 463 last time I checked.
>>223045761what doesthe last four of your social start with?the last three of your social start with?the last two of you social start with?and the last number of your social start with?
>>223045761It ain't free money papi
>>223045761just got my credit card put on a debt relief program because I couldn't make normal payments and then I missed my first halved payment because I couldn't make it
It's time for the sunday night news with goshcel
bunch of broke bum niggas in heremy credit score is 770 and i haven’t even finished paying off my student loans yet. wtf are you guys doing?
I’M HIV NEGATIVE
I can't stop listening to Phoebe Bridgers and crying
>>223045899some people don't have parents or family to rely onother people just don't know how to use money
>>223045928Who calls buffalo '''''bison?''''''
>>223045941i have neither of those things thoughbeit (my parents are boomers who don’t share money and i make $60k annual)
>>223045928so fvcking emasculatinggetting bitched by a yuge animal is one of my biggest fears because there's simply nothing you can do without a gun
my gramaw used to say if you afraid of the hammer you might be the nail
>>223045955That IS a business, esl
>>223045928should've caught the bison with an rko on the way down
>>223045761Are you black?
>>223045972by process of elimination there is one other answer remaining there
>>223045899my job is part of a franchise and we had to add like 40 people to our store roster after their poorly managed shithole closed down. so I got demoted and couldn't afford to pay my credit card loans anymore.
>>223045955why wouldn't I?
got a lock of freckles on my arms this summerbeit
>>223045979yeah well my pawpaw went to the Philippines and married a 25 year old after my jewish grandma died
gilbert gottfried is the funniest man ever
>That thing can casually toss a grown man 8 feet into the air with a nonchalant swing of it's neck
>>223045973i could outsmart and outmaneuver it easily
new>>223046019
>>223045917are you that bald pornstar who was in all the brazzers vids with the hot women twenty years ago but now only fucks bogged transexuals? based if so
>>223045995no but i am half polynesian
>>223046027Early
>>223046006im really fucked upthats not a typo thats a whole other word
