>>223044209>morocco = subsaharan africa
>>223044209Yes.
>>223044209we had a program where they took blood from people, they never got the results back, yeah, we basically rule DNA studies
Imagining a world where wypipo genes are strong and only 25% wyte genes makes a wypipo same way a quadroon looks black in this world
>>223044209>nunca pardo, papai
my mother did one and she was basically something like 99% Finnish with some random Native American DNA in it (albeit I told her that its most likely either some weird Sami mixup or just imperfect data)my dad is probably the same and hence I am pretty much pureblooded Finn
>>223044332>I am pretty much pureblooded Finnking
>>223044332native americans show up because of ANE, it was all across North Eurasia
>>223044209These ancestry tests are bullshit you know that right
>>223044332>Native Americanyou might have meant mongolian.
>>223044209No point, my family has records going back a few generations and it's all just germans
>>223044410me thinks its most likely just the same thing why some random Polish person gets African ancestrythis thing of having random 1-2% percentage of some random brown race for every person that takes the test is way too usual for it to be a real thing
>MUH GENES>MUH ANCESTRY>MUH ARBITRARY SHIT THAT I CAN BE PROUD BECAUSE I'VE NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
>>223044467does the family record say proudly that you passed the nuremberg laws shit test
>>223044491>why some random Polish person gets African ancestryrandom polish don't get any african ancestry>>223044435no, native americans is confused for siberian, because native north americans from northern canada and iceland like the inuits are recent siberians, much more recent than native americans from the US and south/central americans
>>223044491My Aunt did one and the brownest it got was some Italian
>>223044209i look like this but i have green eyes and red hair. am i portugese or afrikan too? wheres my hecking bbc?
>>223044606>random polish don't get any african ancestrythey do this is why they did a south park episode about thisits some statistical error because these tests are really based on imperfect data and they improve from more samples
>>223044644>they do this is why they did a south park episode about thisthey don't, they genuinely don't, that was probably a joke>its some statistical error because these tests are really based on imperfect data and they improve from more samplespoles don't get any sub saharan ancestrythe reason why finns get "native american" ancestry is because in these tests all native americans are grouped together, even tho native alaskan/north canadians/greenlanders like the inuit or eskimo are much more recent migrants more related to siberians than to navajos apaches or mayans
>>223045133the joke came from real life experienceswe are not related or have anything to do with any of those groups
>>223044209lol is this real?
>>223045133>the reason why finns get "native american" ancestryFinns descended from battle-axe corded ware from Eesti (I mean SW-Fiinland), the north was Lapland.
>>223044209How did you get my DNA?
>>223044209nah
Brazilian racial tribunals would deny this Black man his civil service/public university quota just because he's lackin' on melanin
>>223044288I think the data is only given out to researchers, there are a ton of genetic studies that use data from the Estonian biobank
>>223046928So, do you mean albinos don't get quota? He's literally an albino.
I did and idk why people get so butthurt about it. It's literally just for fun
>>223047036https://archive.is/CxRtYI dont think so, albinoes lack the spice pureblood black people have according to the racial tribunals
>>223047276so this is the true power of being mutt.....I kneel.
I’m too paranoid to give my DNA to these companies
>>223044209Hol up...
>>223044263>29% scottish>"white"
>>223047585what evil thing do you think they'll do with it?
>>223047691The T man is Scottish, so you're saying he's not white?
>>223044504Nah bro i just want to find out that im not related to my family, someone switched the babies at the hospital, and my life is the matilda movie but without a happy ending. It would be cathartic.
>>223044491>me thinks its most likely just the same thing why some random Polish person gets African ancestryI wonder if this might be mislabeled western european markers that are also common in Africa.
>>223044491>>223048013/int/ neets thinking they know better than specialized companies is peak comedyYou are 2% nigger, accept it
>>223044288what, you mean genebank? that shit takes like 2 years to get result because they map your entire genome
>>223047746NTA but they clone you then they replace you with a perfect clone that is loyal to the world elites
>>223050081i think a quickly grown clone would be less loyal
>>223044209No DNA tests terrify me
>>223044209Knew the flag before clicking the thread
>>223044263>CyprusLiterally Asian
>>223044209Yes and it made me want to kill myself>great great great great great grandma got blacked in the summer of 1870Fucking grim
>>223044504Rootless kalergi mongrel copeKeep consooming goyslop and pay taxes to Shitrael, don't believe in anything, don't own anything (all lease), don't find pride in anything
>>223044209Slipchimpa é provavelmente mais pra indio do que pra preto
>>223051087How do you know it was a grandma
>>223051087You are not white
>>223047929I don't know who that is. is he from one of your jungle folk tales?
>>223051326you can't say his name on /int/
>>223051087Kek, they might be doing this on purpose just to fuck with people at this point.
>>223051087One drop rule, you're a black american.
>>223044209Those are some strong portugese genetics
they literally changed mine. my family has been telling ourselves we are german for generations. but since october 2025 i am now english. also>lets through in 1% of north africa because fuck you thats why
>>223044209Whitest man in Brazil
>>223051714You're not white
>>223044504>t. Jew mind-raped consoomer no concept of family or nation. I unironocally pity you.
>>223051752wait until 2027 when my DNA updates. then i'll be white again
>>223047585samei really want to know where some of my great uncles are from, all i know is they could be either german, polish, or dutch
If I were to get genetic testing, I wouldn't do it through these popular companies. Mapping my family tree through stories of my grandparents is enough for me.
>>223051756he said all that?
>>223044307>>223044307>>223051714YWNB a German
>>223051714To be fair it literally says Southeastern England and Northeastern Europe. That could easily be German.
>>223047585Good choice, they are developing bespoke bioweapons for the fools who give their dna.
>>223044209He doesn't look very African
>>223044209you should get a haircut pal
>>223044606>>223045133Haplogroup R exists in small amounts in sub-saharan Africa from some weird remigration back to Africa so it's entirely possible for a Pole to get a small amount of "African" ancestry.
>>223044209No, police has access to these databases now. Plus I know my ancestors to the 17th century
>>223047746there are several dystopian movies around this topic
>>223047276>0.2% bengali & northeast indianGood morning saar
>>223044247Moroccans are descendants of niggers
>>223052576He’s projecting
>>223044209I got 97% Finnish and 3% Swedish
>>223044504>>MUH GENES>>MUH ANCESTRY>>MUH ARBITRARY SHIT THAT I CAN BE PROUD BECAUSE I'VE NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
>>223044209I have 2% bri'ish ancestry therefore i am an honorary american