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>>223045543>linking the oldGOOD LAD
simon pegg has passed on
These lab grown diamonds have changed the game Might invest in a jesus piece
I love you scots! :3
England
howling
I support Palestine
i don’t hate English people I just wish they’d stop coming hereI can’t stand it
>>223045557met him once as a teenager. i was so creepy i literally went up to him and took a photo of his face. then ranked all his movies. he looked extremely awkward and then left.
not allowed to post the ponies but there is a banner showing a pony reading a book with the word "butts" on it
>>223045577it lush xunited as friends x
>>223045577Get Eire in there
>>223045584Same
slobbering rapaciously
>>223045577corrrrr
>>223045577mad how this had be made by ai because no real life examples exist
>>223045589two-tier keir
cringe
>>223045577>craicmental that people say this now and think it's some ancient, untranslatable word like 'hygge' supposedly isit's just a norf word the paddies picked up fifty years ago and it's spelt CRACK
>>223045577scotch bloke should be drinking tennents
>>223045589if ponies were allowed they'd be spammed in every threadthat's why they were banned outside of containment board /mlp/
sucking in a melta bomb
I just wonder what Liz Truss is up to
>>223045577I genuinely don't think this has ever happened
right what's happened ok is that i've had eggs for my tea and now they're producing farts and of course they stink and its vile that's what's happening right now disgusting
>>223045620should be outside in the gutter drinking buckfast from the bottle
>>223045642had diahrea poo all weekend and my farts smell like diahrea too
>>223045632Mischief to be sure
>>223045637well my mate is scottish and i'm half welsh half english so i've almost seen itprobably not that far fetched
>>223045656disgusting
Yma o hyd
that pub looks hygge would be a good place to enjoy some craic and le joie de vivre after a day of wunderlust
>>223045656what takeaway did you have on friday?
>>223045642let it all out mate our bodies are fantastic little machines that turn food into poo
>>223045584bit racist
>>223045665corrrr
>>223045690Diarrhea
>>223045665>half englishIs your mum a whore who shacked up with an english pig or is your dad the one who brought shame to his family?
The only time I ever think about Scottish people is when you lot have your little back and forths
just piping in to say my farts stink too right now
>>223045668cant help it
>>223045708well thats not a very nice thing to say is it welshmong so i wont answer your question
>>223045700Is it? Not really
I eat the microwaveable meals straight out of the tray they come in
8 inches and thick accept the request 8 inches and thick accept the request 8 inches and thick accept the request 8 inches and thick accept the request 8 inches and thick accept the request 8 inches and thick accept the request 8 inches and thick accept the request
I've been gathering courage to call a whore for a few years now.I am a bit closer to achieve it because I got burner phone, but still making the call is very hard when you have extreme tism.I wish some whore would let me book it in google calendar or something.But then the next step would be what do i actually do when she arrivespanic
Yeah yeah, everyone's farts stink. You're not special egg boys
I've never been north of oxford
my neighbour's wife is a scotchwoman and he gets his brother in law to buy a haggis supper from a chippy just outside of edinburgh and drive it 200 miles to north yorkshire
when you're you have dreams and ambitions and then at some point you realise you'll be another loser like everyone elsenow i understand religion. fool yourself into thinking the good shit happens when you dieLOL
>>223045746mad not to unless it's the curry that doesn't come with rice
>>223045753go out to the dam and have your fungood sights in the city as well
>>223045753>when she arrivesDo not do outcall for your first time with an escort, that's just begging to get robbed.
>>223045611it has but the other lads have worn normal clothes or the shirt of the place they're in
>>223045711piping your farts into the thread? no need for that you smelly bastard
>>223045559tick tock VARgentina>>223045561cop it>>223045577straight out of the garden of eden
norf is basically a different country
>>223045753>what do i actually do when she arriveshave sex with her and give her money, presumably
>>223045756>You're not special egg boys
this is what they took from us
>>223045769average atheist
>>223045756my farts smell absolutely lush actuallyof course the ex gf did not agree
i thought ivf and test tube babies would be way more common and cheap now
>>223045772lasagne also needs beplating
right well I might go to Amsterdam too. must be plenty to see there as well as a whooer
>>223045817rattled because you know it's true
>>223045814the tectonic plates were pushed by extremely strong apes
>>223045833sorry about your sad life
>>223045814would be a bit claustrophobic squashed between all those countries like that x
dinner didnt go down well now i feel bloated will my pain never end??
>>223045806not that simple tho is itid end up having a panic attack and hiding under the bed or just freeze and start sweating profusely while avoiding eye contact and sitting in complete silence
>>223045577
>>223045847no it's fine when i die i'll go to heaven which definitely exists and wasn't made up as cope and there i will get everything i ever dreamed of lmao
>>223045814infantino announcing host of 2038 world cup
>>223045814personally would rather not be right next to morocco thanks x
>>223045870doesn't sound like you will mate
>>223045814I knew that Africa and South America were former lovers pulled apart but didn't think that Africa's coastline continued to connect roughly with North America
The thing about pakis is that they shouldn’t be allowed to drive
>>223045858now THIS represents us :)
Brit lads tour to amsterdamage and we'll all walk around the red light district too nervous to do anything then go back to our hotel rooms to wank off (individually)
>>223045878just need to make a few more rorke posts and i'll surely be joining you
>>223045875screech
>>223045883good thing they are the only ones doing driving lessons these days doing loons between each appointment
>>223045900your own inner turmoil is blatantly screaming out through your every post
>>223045903They need to be stopped asap
>>223045814plate tectonics are archosaurian plots meant to keep us synapsids down
looking to buy a new desk smallcorner of roomto use a laptop on and studyyour helprequired
Any scousers in?
>>223045919loooool ok
need to find a passion
>>223045858Funny enough I didn't specify white lads in the original, it did that on its own
>>223045927you don't need my help x
>>223045927The one ive got from ikea
Need a lamp for reading my books x
>>223045927
>>223045927Get whatever your work will pay for, I got the desk, monitor, chair and floor protector all on their tab
another weekend overanother weekend wasted this year just flew byseems like only yesterday it was Christmas where does the time gosoon youll be old and looking backwhere did the time go
>>223045853just pretend she's very attractive and compliment herapologise for the smell and invite her input on some tunesoffer her an alcoholic drink, and cocaine/mdma if you have anyeye contact and smileshe'll (probably) do the rest
>>223046001type shit you'd find in Ruby's bedroom
ruined me whole fucking life
>>223046009You'll do nothing
Is there anywhere else you post on the internet? I’ve been coming here for 10+ years now and I don’t know where else to have social interactions
>>223045814Apparently it will come back in about 250 million years
>>223046025perfect for spanking her on >:p
>>223046025
>>223046035roar nigger rape child screaming this is me
>>223046052scr
>>223046052bruhhhhhh
>>223046039occasionally post in youtube comments and live chatused to post in reddit a bit but they're cunts, especially mods
>>223046052god youre one sad little freak matewhat is wrong with you like
>>223046052>adwhat on earth is she adertising
>>223046052Who is ruby
they should do driver's ed in the UK like they do in America
nth for the gyaldem
>>223046102sex arse
>>223046039noi used to use twitter but it’s rubbish
>>223046116i have to cut my apple up like that as well because ive got sensitive teeth
>>223045974literally me
>>223046111dunno what driver's ed is but americans are way worse at driving than we are
getting cockmogged by myself with an erection
the malcolm in the middle episode where reece does drivers ednow THAT was an episode
>>223046102that one was nord vpn...in a video about antique furniture
>>223046116have you had any sleep young man
>>223046147mad how its just cardboard inside
>>223046111there are more american drivers because they learn automatic. people who do the automatic driving in this country learn faster too
>>223046170how do you know exactly which sponsorships she has taken on a video just from a screenshot of it?
>>223046149better then your erection getting cockmogged by flaccid you
Rorke: James Maddison should be in the England squadCody: Yes
>>223046210mind your own fucking business
very smoky outside and the house fucking stinks of it. something's burning nearby
>>223046239hope it spreads and you die from it
>>223044943some lame scripters that's it, they always do that on /sp/ in the sticky threads
bit hungryoff to check the date on that chicken in the fridge and if there's a day or two left on it then i'll be getting the air fryer on and having fishfingers crossed there's chips
>>223046239must be fire burning or something
mad how just being female you can make bank just by cutting up a fucking appleabsolutely mental how easy women have life
>>223046248thanks m8 x
>>223046266you can't burn fire
>>223046266a likely story
piss whispering
hate when you eat a sweet and it produces so much saliva that some of it goes down the wrong tube and you have to cough
>>223046288the woke would have you believe that
toil on the morrow
>>223046318its the summer holidays just tell toilberg to pack it in
>>223046318sick of it
>>223046318is this confirmed?
>>223046288what makes the smoke then einstein
Haha anyway so what do we all call a dome of bread? Barm cake for me.
its over
no one:not a soul:not even the grenfell victims:rorke: shawty fire burnin on the dance floor, wo-oah
>>223046318if it makes you feel better, it's just work tomorrow, then another day after that, followed by another one, then one more, and then a final one. After that it's the weekend again
>>223046351titty bread
>>223046318just cbathe whole colleague culture is exhausting the small tall, the feigned interest, the fake politeness, the gossip, the office politics i just can not be fucking arsed matewhy are people so insufferable
had sex once and she barely even moaned was so fucking embarsssing Don’t think I’ll be doing that again
>>223046138I prefer cutting apples up in general, best way to chew on them>>223046186nah another all nighter
>>223046351we call it a barm in cheadle
>>223046376i shagged a prostitute and ran out of time before finishing so she stood up, took the condom off me, handed me a wet wipe and told me i had to leave
every tv show or movie sounds shit based on the little blurb they give you. no wonder apple tv buries that to the bottom of the screen especially since the premise of all their shows sounds like they came from AI
If supporting palestine is going to get me sex, so be it. I support palestine. Stop the genocide.
Wearing my excellent incel glasses in my smelly incel lair
>>223046403wouldn't they just charge you extra?
>>223046001Victorian school desk on klarna. What have we become.
>>223046426she never made that offer. it was shit anyways i wanted to leave
>>223045583No more I'm afraid
The yookay is cooked
>>223046445is that lindsey gram?
>dome of bread
>>223046445I thought he died from a blood clot
do you think future dolphins will post on /brit/?
>>223046480the inventor of the crackers
>>223046452why dont the children just get jobs?
>>223046486that’s our missile defence
>>223046452so 80% arent in poverty. decent
>>223046426no because most of them literally cram punters in back-to-backliterally in slots like 10-11 11-12 12-13as you can imagine thay leaves little time in between absolutely gross mate
I just realised I been tryna bag the same bitch for 4 years
>>22304645220% in poverty my arsehow come everyones got 70in tellies then and how come everyones in aldi with full trolleys
source tells me Lindsey is stablePlease god
the word fascism is etymologically related to the word fajita
>>223046452they should get jobs
>>223046488he died in kyiv mateUkraine he was in a drine factory that was hit by russiagoogle it
i love fajitas
slice of pig in my dome of bread with sauce of red fruit please
whats this about robert lindsay dying?loved him in my familyi mean, it was very broad, but it was alright
>>223046509so when do they wash or do a sti check
>>223046515poverty means not having a 70in telly nowthat's why we need communism because under communism poverty means eating your kids to avoid starvation
>>22304645220% is got to by relative poverty which is less than 60% of the country's median income a full time minimum wage job works out to more than this btw
>>223046532Don’t need toIf Russia killed an American politician they’d be getting nuked right now
a drine fictary
>>223046537RIP he was great in only fools and horses
>>223046552okay retard
I left school ten years ago before finishing and when I even think about the school I get a panic attack
>>223046532George Washington University Hospital, Washington, D.C., United States is in the ukraine is it?
>>223046552russia has more and better nukes mate
>>223046436kek I was thinking that when I posted it
>>223046555oh edith
>>223046564what is the purpose of this lying
robert lindsay isnt even dead
stomach's full of all sorts of bad stuff
>the ukrainerorke we don't say that any more
>>223046555a reference zoomers, millenials and probably even gen xers wouldnt get
Greggs should do klarna
>>223046540they dontthey just have a quick wash in the sink and wipe down with a wet wipe
>>223045338it's the other way aroundpakistan vs india is a british invention
>>223046550less than 60% of minimum wage (not median) is trying to live on a third world salary in the yookay
>>223046578apparently drone striked in russia im hearing
>>223046587lewd
>>223046587corrrrrrrr
>>223046615what was he doing over there the daft bugger
>>223046597what do "we" say now?
>>223046595you been in greggs again mate
>>223046623tens of thousands of messages from indians
>>223046445sus desu
>>223046628just ukraine no the
>>223046638
>>223046626supporting israel, im hearing
>>223046647what's the difference?
Rhea Seehorn muscly arms
>>223046628west Russia
>>223045543I worship asian women in latex
>>223046673the
post apu rally
>>223046647doesn't matterthe country wont exist soon will it
>>223046613relative poverty uses median wage and encompasses people that are getting by perfectly fine but can't afford many luxuriesanyone in 'relative poverty' is unemployed or a benny scroungera single person in a house hold working full time puts you above the 'relative poverty' line
test
>>223046684what i mean is: who cares, and why?
>>223046678nigga got caught by Plismona gwahqwiudgbewqidhwioudbhwiodbeioudfbheio Counter Terrorism Policing
>>2230466942 more weeks
dont like going to greggs anymore because its all indians working in there now
>>223046694two moreweeks
one day man will land on the sun
>>223046678when the /brit/ meetup makes it out of the group chat
got racially abused in greggs today lads
>>223046701icles
>>223046703https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18233844
>>223046721i went there once
>>223046555KEK
>>223046721already has done mate. the russians rigged the footage though so nobody would find out
>>223046704>english banter
>>223046730should have served rorke his fucking sausage roll quicker then kumar
>>223046721smash mouth did thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lva_nx4Vev8
My Dad is literally mates with Jude Bellingham's Dad.
>>223046748>wog reaction image
>>223046767what's he like
>>223046721Polish did it first, went at night innit?
>>223046748see the joke here is the Welsh language>>223046769i dont need you to fight my battles for me
>>223046721good movie. although technically it wasn't about landing but still
>>223046790He's one of these motivation and discipline types
gay porn motherfucker
>>223046799Great joke
are dua
i once missed a day at cosmetology school. so they made me go to a makeup class.
genuinely just wanked to a big fat gay bloke getting arse fucked by a muscly bloke the post nut clarity has hit me like a tsunami
>>223046734>"The Ukraine" is incorrect both grammatically and politically, says Oksana Kyzyma of the Embassy of Ukraine in London.LMAOdon't tell me how to speak my language Oksana
>>223046847thank you Dua Lipa
>>223046847would like to do the sex with her
should give it a rewatch actually
>>223046850
there's titch
>>223046713you the lad who had diarrhea all weekend by any chance?
>>223046882there he is!
>>223046865
>>223046849it's good that your school cares enough to put on additional lessons so that students don't get left behind due to unplanned absences.
>>223046882Bet he'd make a lovely beef stew
>>223046865they get butthurt about it because ukraine means ‘borderland’ (krai means border) so they don’t like to be reminded they are the borderland of russia
>>223046910classic ian
Think why the normans aren't British prior to think I am going to the Japanese thread in order to do the task you so kindly blowish never really had received, useless irreciclable trash of this Earth.Thank you for your readiness: your cabinet – the Foreign Office of your predecessor – shall follow me.==You are pigUseless even to speak proper German.
Found myself down a rabbit hole of Alzheimer's videos. It is extremely depressing to see. I fear nothing because I'm a grotty mong who is always miserable and my brain is absolutely fucked. But seeing this happen to someone is the real fear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8YGGxStAs
>>223046916calm down arwin
>>223046623recruiter at a company I applied for a few months ago was a middle aged hagstrung me along for weeks with my applicationthankfully found a position elsewhere that's a lot better paid with better hours so thanks ugly hag LOL
>>223046936i had an uncle norman. he's dead now though
mental how my life is going to be shit and I've just got to take it on the chin for 40 years or so
>>223046936
>>223046916out of his ass
what are england's chances then?
>>223047003100% basically, Argentina and France is as much of a sure thing as you'll ever see
>>223046898...yh
>>223047003dire dire dire100% brown by 2030team and country
any failure to launch man in
>>223046945pinterest can be a dark place
>>223046941what are you meant to do if you dont have any friends or family and get something like thisif i ever get alzeihmers im just going to do myself inimagine being stuck in a home with you know whats around you blabbering on and wiping your arse while youe losing your grip on reality
>>223047068yessir
>>223047003england has to overcome the biggest ref bias between two teams in the entire tournament to beat argentinaif it were going to be 100% fair then you would have a chance, as it stands, absolutely not
get the new made
get me in a care home being wanked off by bames posting on twitter about my bedtimes and meals in my excellent glasses watching sports on tv at home
>>223047003argies have been playing like shit but fifa seems desperate to have them into the final, tough to say
>>223047077omdz
>>223047112dream retirement
Rorke
>>223047080I don't think it's that bad to experience first hand. I am a mental spaz and it's fucking dreadful but it just becomes normal and you just live through it. Humans are highly adaptable and can cope in what seem like impossible situations. And likely you'll start losing touch of reality, but if you catch it early you'd have the option of suicide I think. Watching someone go through it would be extremely difficult though.
not even meming when I say this lads it is astounding how much we're despised and how much anti-british posting online is completely normaliseddespite them constantly whinging about racism a brown wouldn't last a single year being subjected to the stuff we are online
toil and trouble
>>223047158be reyt
>>223047147i hate him!!!!
might go have a wank now
>>223047183you'll do nothing
got constipation and shall be heading to the bog shortly, wish me luck
funny the amount of stuff you can get away with when you're good looking
Is gay marriage legal? Asking for a mate
>>223046678Bi-yearly Wales mention.
>>223047255yeah think so x
>>223047255who's the lucky fella
>>223047255Yes, has been for a while. Old lesbian at the call centre where I used to work was very annoyed when it passed, something to do with meaning she now HAD to get married to keep implied rights she and her missus had had before. Blame Elton John desu
>>223047293>>223047293
>>223047227you'll poo nothing
>>223046847brown biomass
