autistic asian gf edition
post the cute/funny/interesting animal webms then
>>223050047
>>223050021Gross. Post cute white girls instead
Fighting in a gruesome battle along side a small group of lads, your lives at stake, bullets flying over your head. The desperation and intensity of the battle would be the rawest form of human experience one could ever feel. All these young mongs that get rich young and feel like they're living must not know a slither of what it means to be alive. Having adrenaline flow through your blood like a burst dam. Life repeatedly flashing before your eyes. This is what it means to be alive. This is what sentient lifeforms are built to experience. And yet we're cooped up in towns and cities pecking away at keyboards in suits like lemmings.
>>223050082*bends you over the table and gives your bum a right seeing to*
why doesn't this war autist join up with audrey poster and go to ukraine
>>223050068If humanity was matriarchal this would be where 40% of the GDP is spent. Useless maternal shite like building cat ladders on every tree in the nation. We need as many wars as possible at any given time. 20% of males should be in an active warzone.
>>223050047monke
>>223050082>Fighting in a gruesome battle along side a small group of lads, your lives at stake, bullets flying over your head. The desperation and intensity of the battle would be the rawest form of human experience one could ever feel.so an argument on /brit/ yeah?
>>223050101wars are pretty expensive
>>223050064ummy
>>223050088About time we retake the colonies. How I would love to brutalise the australians.
>>223050082think most people who experience that actually go fucking mental which suggests actually we're not supposed to do itnow, notice how I didn't say which thing it was that makes them go mental...?
>>223050021had a light skin black gf once who had cuckquean fantasies. she talked about wanting to see me fuck a darkskinned girl. I was too much of a bitch to ever ask how serious she was about it though.
>>223050113Then produce more shit, seize more lands and extort more nations. That simple. War eventually pays for itself. If we conquered china the ROI would be enormous. Let's get back to afghan. They've got rare metal reserves.
>>223050134posted it over and over again award
Paddy Pimblett to beat Argentina singlehandedly in WC final
>>223050082>Life repeatedly flashing before your eyesWell, there's the issue of the panic attacks not letting you enjoy the moment.
wishing to fight in the soviet afghan war because you think its kino but then refusing to join the current war available to foreigners that is the biggest european war since ww2 because you would rather post on /brit/
>>223050137until you lose
>>223050150Sent him flying
>>223050143Goodnight, my little Englishman. May you dream of fish and chips and tea.
>had a light skin black gf once who had cuckquean fantasies. she talked about wanting to see me fuck a darkskinned girl.
>>223050135one day this will be me
>>223050101you’ll get your wish but bear in mind you’ll be fighting so satanic globohomo paedophiles can own super-yachts and rape children
>>223050149>enjoy the momentYeah? You reckon? Going to have a little wank and pizza in the middle of battle? The suffering is what you enjoy. It's not a night out to the cinema. Soft cunts like you clearly do not understand suffering is a wank for many actual men.
>Yeah? You reckon? Going to have a little wank and pizza in the middle of battle? The suffering is what you enjoy. It's not a night out to the cinema. Soft cunts like you clearly do not understand suffering is a wank for many actual men.
mumsnet told me to kick your ass
>>223050082>BRO WHAT IF WE GOT LIFELONG DISABILITIES AND WENT BLIND AND HAD OUR LIMBS AMPUTATED>THAT'S LE BASED
>defeated slavery>defeated Napoleon>defeated Hitler>soon to defeat the (((goat)))Are we the main characters?
hate seeing people who don't watch football talk about football during the world cup
Definitely won't be joining the /brit/ regiment because it would seem you're a bunch of soft cuntshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNtOryEVc0
gangraping my own arse
>>223050201>people who don't watch football talk about football during the world cupktim
>>223050202>>223050150
>>223050198>Are we the main characters?Yes. The world is British. The world uses our inventions. The world is shaped by our colonialism and disputes. Rival powers were quashed at the hands of the eternal British Empire. People pretend it is not the case. But it is. The world is British.
>>223050219you're a failure in your personal and professional life LOL!
a desire for war is implanted in you by fascist ideologuesit is a false transcendencerorke will never be free until he seeks compassion instead of dominationa rhetoric of peace instead of waryour warmed over pseudo-darwinian quasi-nietzscheanism is no less fantastical than any other religion
>>223050230Evening leftypol. Your nan still getting fucked by BBC's?
so nazimong is back to being commiemong again now?
burger
If you're ever feeling sad just remember that some mongs here and on brit/pol/ genuinely think that rorkeposting is a genuine attempt by government agencies to belittle right wing idealogies
>>223050234no but your grandsons will
>>223050238i eat those
>>223050232I'm not pro-war but compassion is bringing about the end of western civilization so I dunno about that
fungusfungus meltdown
heatherfreak charging into war and getting blown up by a mortar
>>223050232Every man needs to be involved in war. It is a coming of age. We'll all have that choice when war comes to Britain in the coming years. Bitch boys like you will be staying indoors reading books about war whilst the rest of us defeat the ((())) influence on our great nation.
>>223050243I disagree, the lack of it is
>>223050232war comes in seasons. it's a feature not a bug.
>>223050240Le epic own by leftypol; no youTruly original and totally not mentally retarded
>>223050251join the army thenyou'll do nothing however
leftypol dying due to suicidal empathy
>>223050259the die is cast and there is nothing you can do. posting wont make it better
my friends hamster exploaded
/brit/ fondling their anime figurines whilst I'm shooting RPG's and kalashnikov's at talibans in the soviet afghan war
i want to be the drummer boy in a war
>>223050267>doubles down on unoriginal le ownLeftymongs are a parody of themselves. True human waste.
>>223050253from who? no one has closed their borders yet or adopted any openly racial politics
this is getting a bit heavy
>>223050284you have bbc on the mind. moseley wouldnt like that
britain only ended slavery because it became economically outmoded for the emerging industrial economy and then they didn’t want anyone else doing it to virtue signal
Leftypol wishing for the death of his nation and replacement of his people so he can win an ideological debate against his enemy rorke
Dressing up as a sultry vampire for Halloween and acting all dark woke in a university accommodation halloween party and pulling five leftypol women from it>>223050286Cause they lack compassion and don't care about it, the less compassion people have the more a society looks like Somalia where people don't want to be pro-social
george costanza sexy
ice cream so good
he's right you know
>>223050295>caring about slaveryNo one cares + there were fuck all british slaves anyway.
>>223050253the 3rd worlders and the joos who control the west have no compassion. the average european citizen has too much compassion for outsiders. having more woman-brained retards like you as the average citizen will not solve anything
blah blah blah blah blehhhhhhhlabkalblanla
played a chinky game with a really sexy english man in it and now hes the only thing i wank to
wimbledon sex arse
>>223050068i wish i was there participating to this wonderful happy memoryi'm tired of paying my council tax and the standing charge of my electric meter btw
>>223050295material conditions mong loves his material conditions
>>223050322They don't have compassion for outsiders nor for insiders it's fake
>>223050329is he cute? it's he a cartoon?
consuming a linda mcartney vegan country pie whilst I cruise grindr for a late night gay hookup
>>223050309chunky monkey
my animus is not a cartoon but he is cutehe is influenced by cartoons thoughever
>>223050334how much on your electric bill now?
>>223050162Lmao
>>223050317britain was the largest carrier of slaves and the second largest owner of slaves during the trans-atlantic slave trade
was losing weight but i've regressed a bit
reading about how the electric chair was invented
>>223050346chubby hubby is better
I am a failure in all aspects of my life :)
>>223050369An electric chair but for the entire country of England
Watchyall up to at this hour
>>223050361Do not care. Would do it all over again. Stack them high and throw the dead ones overboard. It's a rorke world buddy. Cry more.
>>223050346
>>223050301>his nation>his people80%+ chance that's a brown teenager you're talking about
>>223050377don't give putler any ideas
>>223050378cant sleepwant die
>>223050384survivable
>>223050361they were also the first to end slavery. slavery was common throughout all eras until they stopped it. retarded faggots like you blame the british for stopping what every civilization in history did before it.
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine. i am not coward or idiot like him!
>>223050384Leftypol's fate
Seeing System of a Down in London tomorrowJust found out QOTSA will also be performing :Dbuzzing lads ^-^
breasts
>>223050384they did this to me last week
>>223050234rorke bringing up interracial sex out of nowhere again
rorkeleftypolrorkeypolleftyrorke
should start setting up the wow classic+ guild
>>223050313thank you 6 ft 5 millionaire athlete :)
>>223050429it's unironically good advice
>>223050418>leftyrorkethis is me
Leftypol killing himself in a twisted protest against global warming but it doesn't even break local news
>>223050340yh...
>>223050350>how much on your electric bill now?i live alone so it's not much, but i'm just annoyed to rent the metermy standing charge is 3.19£/weekthen i have a dual rate35.28p/kWh the day11.34p/kWh for 7h at nighti just got myself an anker c1000 power station so i can charge it at night rate and use my computer all day long with iti'm in a rental so i can't do much
>>223050408tell that drunk bitch to stop flicking his son's penis
yes nigga i'm swedish
scientists still don't know the mechanism behind erections
>>223050440not it isn't, be quiet
they're making a film about to catch a predator and casting robert pattinson as chris hansen
>>223050467t. leftyrorke
>>223050401Shut up idiot yank. They didn't stop it because of benevolence, they stopped it because capitalism was ripe enough, that the wage had to be introduced as the central labour condition.
the qualia of an erection
rorke get off the computer and go outsidenever tried that have you?
>>223050466i get one when i see big boobies
whats the gayest thing you've ever done
>>223050466yes they do
>>223050502shagged a bloke
>>223050478t. rorkeypol
>>223050502read your gay post
>>223050504nope
>>223050502forced bi which is a femdom category
>>223050502wanked a willy
>>223050479>actually, them stopping slavery was a bad thing!wont be engaging besides calling you a retarded faggot. keep crying about how awful the relatviely tiny european slave trade was when there are slaves right now in the world
>>223050521
only know you've been high when your'e feeling low...only miss the sunwhen it starts to snow...
My youtube account itself is literally over 18 years old but of course google wants me to hand over ID just to watch age restricted videos nowfor fuck's sake
>>223050532bit gay
>>223050541pseudo scientific nonsense
>>223050541your hallucinating text generator means nothing
>>223050548hate this
>>223050541>Erections can happen at any age, including in babies and childrenfucking nonce robot
>>223050533>actually, them stopping slavery was a bad thing!It's not what I said though, was it, you cornsyrup brain?
Got the pegboards going up in my roomIn my next house I’m gonna have a full closet of pegboards for all my guns in a locked closet full of Jil Sander and Prada runway clothing
you're telling me this board pegs you
>>223050541doesn't mention anything about some boners being much bigger than others
women don't care about the way you look they care about personality
https://ww1.goojara.to/mKvMGk
>>223050579gland
>>223050541its usual soft state
>>223050569unironically hope a darkie breaks in and takes it and thanks you on the way out for hanging it up openly on the wall for him to take
wonder what is it was like in the 50swith elvis and that
>>223050609>implying I don’t have a safe for everything elseI mean yeah sure it’s not the smartest to just have them out but I have security systems out the wazoo on my house
>>223050502once posted in cum by accident, thinking it was brit
they actually killed him in ep.1
>>223050644i look like this
>>223050626im just kidding despite saying "unironically" i would never wish another person to get robbed and be thanked by the robber on the way out
nigga watching south park in chronological order
they've only gone and turned a giraffe into a womanwhen will it end
>>223050659Rorke's gf
my life a south park episode
RIP Oliver Tree
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783824289309357.webm
>>223050720:/
>>223050720black hill lane vibes <3
>>223050719What phenotype is this
>>223050747scouse
lads i just got xbox game pass ultimate. What should I play?
https://vocaroo.com/133fUOLTEI0E
>>223050761halo mcc
>>223050763
jog and swim at sunrise
>>223050659hot as hell
>>223050429>millionaire literally makes a million in 2.5 weeks excluding sponsorships/endorsements
>>223050659>>223050801why is she so long
>>223050720i know for a fact this is going to cut to something horrible so i won't watch the whole thing x
remember old town road
>>223050778not sure i fancy a shooter atm x
help
>>223050902no
late night gay vegan watch xhttps://youtube.com/shorts/5Kq_msF43D0
>>223050918why do you keep posting gay foodtubers?
>>223050929he has mould poisoning
Next door's child has been screaming and crying for her mum for literally an hour and a half with almost no breaksThis is psychological warfareCall the fucking UN
listening to bladee again aren't I
>>223050954Yeah? what song.
>>223050814looks like a filter
I work for a Norwegian company so I was really cheering for Norway but I guess I gotta go for England now because Spain and France are gay as fuckYou better not ruin this Angloids
>>223050918do you still yam quorn?
wish i were a young anime boy
>>223050997we're not going to win sorry
Source tells me Tartan Army is stable. Please God.
Sup crodie u goodBellingham showering x
>>223051038why did you stop posting pure satire?
so heathernonce went from posting about william luther pierce and cosmic aryan imperium to gay vegan youtubers?absolutely crippling mental illness
>>223051058of course you're not *winks*
>heatherladsays literally nobody so it must be heatherfungi
>>223051092sup cordy
the fungus is among us
playing deadlock
>>223050959lovenote x
>>223051113What are the Indian servers like this time of night?
They are showering x
>[Deleted]
Report the parasite. He has no right to post here.
>>223051126Cronem still active doe x
fungus still active doe x
just sit back and appreciate how deranged it is that he's sitting at his computer at half 2 in the morning posting about black men showeringand this is supposed to be 'owning' is in some way
>>223051147it's pure satire you wouldn't get itpure satire
>>223051144>>223051147Nun u cud do xCronem still administering vexbaton x
>>223051144dat fungus mek im brainstem snappy
>>223051159scream
>>223051160really don't give a monkey's 2bh mate
helen of detroyt
>>223051180coal i'm afraid
>>223051160>It clearly is a modern national construct to deny Russia more land/people.yes those are called borders
>>223051160thoughts on eating mould?
>>223051180yet you didn't care when greek spartans were depicted as celtic scots in 300 rorkevery selective outrage rorke
>>223051180she's got a nice arse
seriously though what is it that causes unsuspecting autists on 4chan to become completely obsessed with black penis
he just likes to watch gay couples eat foodyou're all hating for no reason
>>223051186it's not selectivei hate blacks
>>223051192they genuinely bombard each other with cuckold porn / cuckold porn ideas on purposejust look at /gif/
on yhe peng gay porn
>>223051187>>223051206
i was a white race championer until i realised that there are millions and millions of full blooded europeans in south america and even germans in places like brazil and yet they are still massive shitholesi am starting to realise that creating society out of nothing is an anglo magic they do not possess and i should only support english superiority (though some places like india and nigeria even we could not save)
>>223051192porn addiction and the increase in intettacial pornthe taboo given extra potency by subverting their own racial politicsthere is a reason the left never bbcposts
a midnight vegan snack down black hill lane
>>223051192they spend every second of the day thinking about black people and racemixing and over time this turns into a sexual obsession
Right well then team I've completed all the Xehanort reports and stickers for Terra. Almost finished with Ventus and then I just have Aqua's play through to go and then I should unlock the final episode and the secret episode and that's lush.Goodnight team
>>223051232Goodnight mate glad you had fun with your video game
might flagellate my testicles with a solid object
>>223051232don't know what this post means but happy you're enjoying yourself xnight night
it's pure mentalityit's pure mentality
>>223051232how sweaty is your cock and balls in this heat
>>223051245Thanks mate>>223051256I'm playing through Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep>>223051267Not particularly sweaty
we are the /brit/ team
my basset hound just did a honker of a fart
>>223051256I forgot to say good night. Good night >>223051282Yes we are. You're never truly alone on the /Brit/ team
her cock pong
Was so angry about *ngland winning last night that I did a whole bag of coke then shoved a buttplug up my arse without lube whilst sucking on a big (white) dildo
feminine cock pong
>>223051183what have borders given us?
>>223051295good night
>>223051300happens
>>223051300right well
shenis
>>223050137sup mouldie
I look like a young Tommy Tiernan
would love to scran ew’s ballscorr
<< That's what V2 is for. >>
if its satire when he posts about cronem batonwhat is he satirising?
>>223050801shouldnt be legal for this woman to be free and not my sex slave
>>223050068ABSOLUT WHOLESOM
if the minions were invented in the 50s there would have been a film where they worked for hitler
>>223051159pnr
her cock
>>223051358we haven't discovered the answer yet
He supports Ukraines war of independence but believes Wales/Scotland and Northern Ireland are clearly part of Britian and could never be independent
bet EW's cock smells like perfume
>>223051404give your island back to the natives you freak
they call me the scunthorpe beast
>>223051192the end stage of porn addiction is humiliation fetishfor the average 4chan poster already obsessed with race the most humiliating thing they can imagine is interracial cuckoldrythis then becomes the focus of all their sexual fantasiesthey often cope with this by telling themselves theyre radicalising people against blacks, not just sexually gratifying themselves
>>223051429just saying this down the bookies
>>223051429madjust mad
18 naked cronem in di shower at gherkinBig hard throbbing batonGherkin really rocks x
it was the quorn that set up the blacked subscription your honour
wish i was artistic
>>223051438its almost 3am bookies are closed
>>223050062He's on a mad one.
this fucking nigger missed three turns in a row I'm never taking him into my party again
>>223051461s
jake gyllenhaal is a dickheadlove donnie darko thoughever
Keep seeing TikToks of some bloke playing a dinosaur game and he tells his mate to call the Pachys and goes on long tangents about how Pachys must dieWhole time he pronounces it as PakisAmusing.
>>223051494how's the gasoline situation?
>alarm in 6 hours and 7 minutes
>>223051510bit racialist
>>223050130Most of them go home and live their lives, you just don't hear about them because they're not out being homeless or in a mental hospital
>>223051494hate this niggafucked his devil slave owner though
should I go to walmart or target to purchase water /brit/ decide for me
keep waking up at 3am leds ffs
>>223051536target sounds cooler to mei hear walmart and imagine 500lb creaturas in mobility scooters
>toil>toilet
>>223051536if you're brown -> walmartif white -> target
>>223051539wonder how long it took rich to lose his v card
Got an idea
gf has her shenis out
2015 was 30 years ago
off to walmart, y'all want anything?
>>223051536you know it comes out the tap for free right
>>223050021CUTE
>>223051564I’m listening…
seriously going to off myself if I can't lock in an asian gf this year
>>223051578don't have one at the momentand anyway the tap water here is rubbishalso lads I need to piss in the parking lot btwwater in water out
>>223051564Won’t somebody please think of the children!
*does the worm*
>>223050313He's not because he dodges the core issue: only unbearable people who make sure to have no morals and want to spend all of their time around furry faggots want to "get it and socialize" anymore. This issue is not contained to the west or the first world. The only remaining extroverts are actual psychopaths.
>>223051547they both have their strengths and weaknesses
>>223051618I’m listening…
mi ded
>>223051634good post
new >>223051650>>223051650>>223051650
have rheumatoid arthritis that mostly affects my ankles and knees meaning walking too much can leave me occasionally bed boundwell, have been doing wheelchair aerobics and dumbell weights for the past month and I haven't felt this good in years lads
>>223051628
>>223051410We are.
Getting back into being a proud anglophone as I shape myself in the image of a good Anglican gentleman.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid