300 miles edish
>>223057028based
Please refrain from making unhelpful and distressing posts.
love takes miles subedish
haha alright lads*grabs aerosol of what I assume is Silly String*hsssssss*it's actually my trusty can of Carbon Monoxide. I spray it until the can is finished, killing many people.*whoops sorry lads haha
>>223057048oh no you bastard i am dying !!
the game subsubedishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KroSTwEmaiM
women shouldn't have to work but they don't deserve not to
>Henry Novak’s final words to his killer were “I’m not a racist” according to new court documents
can you search desuarchive for specific one word posts like i want to see all posts containing the word rorke and nothing else
im going to speculate all over this threadspunk my speculation all over it
>>223057079I can't no
I'm the White-British lad that was accused of being a Pajeet in the previous thread. Yes, I think about class sometimes. I'm envious of upper middle class Londoners. I think it's because they live much more interesting lives on average with seemingly little effort. Effort is something I struggle with these days. Whenever I put effort into something as a younger man I was met with constant failure. I'm quite cowardly too. I'm not really cut out for life as an Englishman in 2026.
right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles
sir xi jinping
>>223057079rorkes after googling his own name
need to do all my washing up but it's so difficult doing things
mad how desuarchive completely fucked their search by adding the "file type" field
>>223057111just remembered that post he made a few days ago wondering if the carebames were prostitutes
last shower was wednesday
rorke staring directly at the sun to improve his spiritual connection to the earth and fix his circadian rhythm
>>223057028why did he do it?
every knee shall bend to rorke, mashaich ben david
i watched the two hour documentary on timmy last night
start drooling whenever I see a picture of mcdonald's that's how I know they've got me
protestants out marching
absolutely BASED
>>223057143he woke up at midnight due to somebody's tv being too loudstarted screaming at them to turn it offthe carebames told him to knock it off
>>223057175imagine following this shite
im da based alpha
>>223057143>>223057183
>*mogs you*
>>223057202>jerk off nurseUM
>>223057175starting to understand why rorke wants to go back so badly
>>223057212ktim except we use microsoft planner instead
going to wait for my tablet to charge then drink a bottle of wine in bed watching a filummight wank too
>>223057212/brit/ should hold a hackaton :3
>>223057211
/brit/ should run a train on deegz
>>223057270Tim is a handsome gentleman tbf
>>223057143No one knows why this white British man travelled half-way across the country to murder a high-profile politician but whatever the reason was it was 100% not politically motivated and any claim it was is disrespectful and distressing to the family and you should be ashamed for saying that.
>>223057239Could you imagine what would happen if all you runts were locked in a room together? Murder, rape, sodomy, cannibalism. It would be like one of those fucked up Vault experiments in Fallout.
>>223057293true
>>223057270roar
I just found out captain Morgan the drink is actually a Welsh guy
>>223057328Always knew there was something funny about him desu
>>223057323culo
>>223057351have some respect
Yeah nice sleeping mate
>>223057328you didn’t know Morgan was a welsh name?
don’t want to live in pax americana anymore, it’s shite
i was hoping for 10/10
>>223057371private elliot page, reporting for duty, sir
>>223057380U a doctor
chatgpt unable to say anything negative
>>223057385Actually its Pax Judeaica
>>223057328Another fun fact is that it's shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW2UTLoBW2kmaks you think doesnt it
>>223057380Why are giving some corp your sleep schedule for free?
>>223057425shut up i hate you
oh no his sleep schedule!
>>223057380if you tried to track a dead person would it be like well done you slept really well
>>223057428Makes 5 billion a year profit can’t be that shit
Dont like spiced rum or anyother rum, not even rum cake desu
>>223057444much to ponder
>>223057461pennies to a guy like me
Always take my Garmin off when I'm having a wank. Don't want them to know my wanking schedule.
>>223057323ok i will fuck it!!
everywhere getting recommended videos of american streamers "reacting" to world cup stuff like nibba i don't give a fuck what some dumb yank zoomer thinks about a foul in a game they've never seen before
>>223057482more like penis to a guy like you
>>223057498skinned me alive you have
>>223057495Just hit "Not Interested" and the algo with adjust, obviously you do watch them because the algo is based around your history, so youre lying.
>>223057495my algo is flooded with europeans are amazed by america or whateververy annoying
>>223057062200 bars was better
>the algo is based around your history
>>223057520they are not differentiating between legit football content and cringe zoomer shite. it's all filed under world cup.
should i go the shops?
>>223057385reckon china being the global leader would suck in many different ways but atleast it wont be nearly as schizophrenic and confusing
>>223057483used to have to take off my smartwatch during the ol speedwank days because it would consistently ping for abnormally high heart rate while 'at rest' and I was worried it would initiate an emergency call
>>223057560Are you a girl? Only a women would ask this.
>>223057520I'm trans btw. Forgot to mention that.
Sam Neill news is the only celebrity death that has upset my nan
>>223057564hard to imagine china ever doing global military interventions the way we do, i think they just want to prosper economically and be reft arone
>>223057560dangerous and downright stupid idea
>>223057560if dubs buy something to go up your arse
i was away during this whole ann widdecombe thing. what does /brit/ think about it?also rip sam neil
hungry what's for brunch then?
never got really upset about celebrity deaths. don't have parasocial relationships you see, they are just strangers to me
>>223057597They economically enslaving Africa right now, while waging full spectrum hidden war on us.
>>223057597America came up in the same way, isolationist in its core philosophy and became the global police out of so-called necessity
>>223057603we concluded she's not actually dead
>>223057603heathermong had a 3 day melty
>>223057028>the regime is covering political assassinationsIm afraid this will happen here too, give it 10 more years
>>223057622>>223057627well asia is a sort of world of its own, i could see them making a stir with their neighbors but overseas operations? more trouble than its worth
>>223057617
don't feel anything when celebrities diesobbed when the queen diedwill probably shed a tear when rorke dies
any little gay creatures in?
Every reddit thread about Ann Widdecombe is just packed with deleted posts from trannies writing murder fantasies.
>>223057637Can't say that mate. Police say it wasn't politically motivated so that's that. This isn't like the Jo Cox murder so please don't spread dangerous and upsetting misinformation.
>>223057648rorke is dead
>>223057648>sobbed when the queen diedfawning lickspittle
>>223057649...................yh
>>223057646you sound like someone who has a "waifu" and thinks celebrities give a fuck about your existence
>>223057653what were you hoping for instead? We won't really know anything until it goes to court.
>>223057684you sound like gay mong
>>223057669soulless automaton
>>223057694raped that freak
>>223057691I just think it's funny that they seem to think autistic brutal murders are the right way to deal with someone who doesn't share their extremely specific world views.
>>223057701Genuinely can't take monarchists seriously at all, mental children. Grow up.If you felt any emotion towards the royal family your soul is as deep as a puddle.
rorke rorkeing his rorkeing rorke offleftypol lefting his lefty pol leftypollingly
rorke installing his RAM in slots 0 and 1 by mistake so now they're running in single channel mode
>>223057726You are nothing
they cry over dead famous people because they have no one else in their lives
Everyones trying to switch to organic foods, and I'm over here preservativemaxxing.
might give up on life
>>223057738pol rorking
if you were born before 1995 you should be an internet millionaire no excuses
>>223057768already done that aha x
>>223057756alri dan woottonhello magazine is your scripture
leftypol drinking waterrorke drinking squash
get rorke raped
Fun fact: Majority of famous Australian actors aren't actually Australian.Russel Crowe-New zealandSam Neill-New ZealandHugo Weaving-RhodesianNaomi Watts-EnglishNicole Kidman-American
i took half a day when steve jobs died
>>223057782dont know how though
>>223057752sounds like a confession
Normal people have sex. I have never had sex therefore I am not normal.
lovely thick knobs
>>223057807opportunity's been missed now of course
>>223057803all English
>>223057811
God I wish this was me
turning my little willy inside out
>>223057811right well ktim
Rorke will happily denigrate and desecrate the memory of a trans person and mercilessly bully trans people, but say anything remotely spicy about one of their sadistic heroes and suddenly they all turn into snivelling little snowflakes.
never cared about celebrities or streamers except the jap women ones
my dad died a few days after the queen and I still laugh remembering my dad going 'oh for fuck's sake!' in his bed after about the 50th time he heard the muzak they played instead of adverts
>>223057808have never done that as i've always used 4 sticks
>>223057835no you don't, shut up
might go to chile
>>223057878you'll do nothing other than sit in your smeggy childhood bedroom wanking to anime
>>223057894um, you actually wank to hentaibet you feel like a baka now, huh?
need need NEED a 100% jesus headband
>>223057028Why waste a good assassination on some old ghoul like this? Could've just waited acouple days innit?
>>223057894don't like anime
>>223057811rene desincel
hello I am roke
>>223057811she looks french
The man was a recluse. Neighbours confirm this. Frankly I think we can all agree it's high time police start going door to door locking up ALL reclusive men because they are evidently a danger to society. No one in ITT could conceivably object to this since we're all well adjusted members of society who frequently leave our homes to socialise and partake in other normal activities.
deluded egyptian king in his bath be like im in de nile
>>223057948Hello Rorke
>>223057963shut up
Four Chans
>>223057843Trannies aren't human
ANN WIDDECOMBE EEUUUGGHHH
going to have my dinner then a little break for it to digest then go to the gym then go to the shops to get milk and maybe some other stuff then come home and cook my tea in advance so i don't have to do it tonight when im tired and lazy and then finish work and then watch tv then fall asleep
>>223057975lol
I owe it to that period that I grew hard and am still capable of being hard. And even more, I exalt it for tearing me away from the hollowness of comfortable life; for drawing the mother's darling out of his soft downy bed and giving him 'Dame Care' for a new mother; for hurling me, despite all resistance, into a world of misery and poverty, thus making me acquainted with those for whom I was later to fight.
>>223057976>Trannies aren't [...]manthey is though
being in a city makes me feel strange because people don't ever interact with you and no one says hello or anything
Limmy would be a chud if his contrarian Scot brain didn't force him to hate English brexiteers.
>>223057953Thread theme: https://youtu.be/tLopP8OTt6M?si=3pYyIYww4twGXlhV
>>223057975scr
>>223057967hello ian
burnhams NEET task force gathering intel via this thread. it's gonna be like that ww2 film where they throw the jew in a wheelchair off the balcony
I deserve love and happiness
>>223058006gathering incel lol
>>223058000god i wish she would spit in my mouth
>>223058012I don't even. Proper despicable, unpleasant worm me.
>>223057987This a Hitler quote?
nigga rorke playing fighting games and pretending to be white on discord
>>223058000Shes an angel
Most people just play a computer game or have a wank when they're bored.
relax everybody. she's fine.
I call leftypol "Lefty" for short.
>>223057843almost like everyone is biased and you do the same with the roles reversed or something
>>223058052typical Scouser desperate for attention at all times
>>223058055
had cheese and onion pie for lunch and now im farting my little bum off
>>223058036Dunno but it sounds like it
i like limmy because he's a strange scottish man and i am also a strange scottish man
why dont english fans sing songs like argentina. just stay quite quiet for whole match and sometimes go dundun dundundun dundundundun england
elle fanning prone on her bed, naked, scrolling on her phone with her feet in the air, her pale bare bottom farting
Swipin' cards and stackin' chips, I saw you sinkin' shipsLeft me standin' in the pourin' rain, now I bought a heavy diamond chain (bling, blaow, blaow)My pocket's gettin' thicker, the watch is movin' quicker (quicker, quicker)Money talk is much louder now
prone boning your first gf
indians love they polo shirts
i'm nigga rorke, lefty!
>>223058065except the far right are claiming they act with nothing but compassion when a person on the left dies. lol.
i turned myself into a nigga, i'm nigga roooorke
another one to add to my list of symptomsstomach hurts and i'm very farty but i'm constipated and can't poo
>>223058119She got married recentlyDidnt invite me Bitchhhh
>>223058082grow up you disgusting freak
>>223058119We did lots of missionary and straddling so we could kiss and look into eachothers eyes and breath and moan into eachother deeply intoxicated by eachothers lust actually.
>>223058137aaayo daaaayodaylight come and me wan go hooome
japanese roadmen be likewag1 senpai hand over your yen yeah
job applications are humiliation rituals
baby rorke du du du du
>>223058119i fantasised about this for like 15 years and when i finally got to have sex we only did missionary because i came immediately
Lorke and Reftypol
>>223058143why would you want to attend such a thing anyway
>>223058122They think it makes them look good and respectable but it makes them looks like nerd jamboys.
why have you all had sex you horrid normal people
>>223058035kek this is ktim
disgruntled incellious runtish vile slug of an aryan beast man in
>>223058181I have been known to shag but I turned high IQ volcel over a decade ago
had not one not two but THREE calls from numbers I don’t recognise this morningVery very scary for young man like myself
Um hi
rorke trying not to seem excited when he sees hstikkytokky in public
>>223058210scr
oppa rorkey style
I used to wonder why greek stores close from 2 to 5 but its because its unlivable outside>>223058173I dont but want the invite, she fucked me over and i was still good to her and forgsve her
>>223058181Me? Ima shagger aye
>>223058149was he big?
>>223058200*does a wotanic roar in acknowledgement*
im scareim so scare
>>223058208if its important they leave a messageotherwise its indians and you missed the chance to racially abuse them
got dark sheetsgreat for sleeping with the bum out so you dont see stains if youve been a sweaty boyunfortunately they make cum much more visible
keep your hair done, nails done like JENNIE
>'I went for an eye test and was told I had cancer'>Jez Bridges and his wife Kate said that had he not gone for an eye test, they would probably not even know he had terminal cancer>When Jez Bridges visited his optician for a routine eye test, he never expected it would lead to a terminal cancer diagnosis - and a fight to raise £200,000 for private medical treatment.>The 59-year-old father of four from Kinver, Staffordshire, has uveal melanoma, a rare cancer of the eye, external, which has spread to his liver and is now incurable.right well that's fucking terrifying
roarke :3
>>223058227It was a green eyed girl and we were both 15 actually and virgins.
>>223058181haven't had sex in over 30 days
>>223058238swings and roundaboutsthe yin and the yang
the more I look at it the more I like it
still howling at heatherfungus announcing that he was "letting out a wotanic roar" and then proceeding to post gay poo porn
>>223058255Oh the horror
Rorke due to economic circumstances has failed in his category and become sub-Rorke.
Um hi hello is anybody there
Rorke shagging the couch cushions
>>223058260me when i repeatedly see webms of trannies with little penises
>>223058278um hi*waves*
>>223058252Poor man
>>223058262HahahImagining him howling like a retard irl after posting that and his mum telling him off
>>223058283actually made me laugh
>>223058283did this as a teenager coomer with a homemade fleshlight wedged up there
Letting out a botanic roar
My uncle has been completely taken over by the youtube algo3 hour videos about jewish bolshevism
anyone else get shagged by male family members when they were young
>>223058326yeah think that happens to everyone doesn't it?
walking out a wotanic door
>>223058265it's worse when you know what youre missing
>>223058326Cant say that I have
>>223058326trip on sacked tranny
LEMONY FRESH!!
>>223058252>200k for private treatmentfuck that gimme 200k for hookers and blow, I'm going out on my own terms, fuck the wife too.
finishing up my wotanic chores
heathernord is aryan as fuck
yer maw's a wotanic whore
>>223058326i was molested by my cousin (female) when i was 11
I've always found sex to be a genuine logical disappointment
>>223058325good lad
>>223058367lucky bastard
this thread is a wotanic bore
your mother is a wotanic whore
letting out a wotanic spore
>>223058252Wouldn't happen to meI don't have eye tests, you see
waiting until everyone's done their little "wotanic" joke and we can get on with it
>>223058394i made this joke last night please don't give him any (You)s
>>223058367ever wank to the memory?
rorke falling on his wee arse after skipping stairs
my ancestor died on the wotanic
>>223058394scr>>223058405its not nice to lie
>>223058394SCREAMING AND ROARING AND HOOTING AND HOLLERING
it's a wotanic panic
I no longer laugh at anything -- totally numb
>>223058421check the 'chive
>>223058422okay so she needs my young cock asap
scrubbing the wotanic floor
wotan idiotic conversation
Jesus didn't exist
>>223058422look at the size of those wotanics
Had an ancestor that died on the Sommehe was a soup boyJerries caught him without his ladle
hey nigga im jesus
unemployed no mates live at home £300 savings £100k+ student debt no degree
off to the wotanic store
>>223058422sploiler thrat howg
mad how ziedy can spam his race baiting noncense and it's up hours later but some nice boobies get deleted instntly
>>223058454ktistm(kek this is similar to me)
would be a relief to be told I have terminal cancer
I just wanna feel real love in the world that I live in... Cause I got so much Love... Running through my veins... Going to Waste.
>>223058454how do you have that much student debt with no degree dont get it
can't even go for a piss without my phone I need constant mental stimulation
>>223058454arsed it all up haven't you
>>223058454ahh yes, the incel statsheet
>>223058476ktim
>>223058472just realised robbie williams is pure doggerel
>>223058354Fr bro especially at 60 too u already lived your life
my dad is one of those boomers who thinks its impolite not to respond to every post that appears in his facebook feed
>>223058473did not graduate
>>223058495based blacks fucking up statistics for whitey by identifying as white
>>223058500ok
baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
>>223058491that's why he's advertising cat food these days
>>223058518hurt my feelings with this reply
>>223058476KEK THIS IS ME NIGGA
feeling very sleepy
loving angels instead lads
>>223058542>>223058542>>223058542
listening to that one kingdom hearts song never played a kingdom hearts game but the music good
>>223058545she won't forsake you
