England's Brave Jude Bellingham edition
Rorke on the ropes
Only 2 more sleeps until the Argentina game
>>223059765didnt care the first time
>>223059771clearly a ship not a boat
sir cesc fabregas
ok I need to learn how to socialise otherwise I will never ever ever ever ever earn money
>>223059780you did actually
>>223059793well that lad is clearly going to develop a sister shagging fetish when older
>>223059771a ship that size would benefit very little from some men rowinga smart man just wouldn't row
>>223059811get off the computer
state of spineless portugal managers
rorke never recovered from this
>>223059793>Spain>White
>>223059817Also someone's taken the side off it so it would actually just sink
do you think you would feel the nicotine if you put a Zyn in your bum?
>>223059793do you think it feels weird if you have a daughter and she's fit
>>223059849your anus has the same mucus membrane as your mouth so yes, perhaps even more so.
>>223059793
>>223059793his wife looks like this slaghttps://www.instagram.com/itmilaa/
right stop that
i am ' umnigga '
>>223059863
>>223059777not looking forward to the spam from argensimians about "las malvinas" after we get raped. shouldve used the war as an excuse to invade the whole country and obliterate all of their football infrastructure while we had the chance
>>223059851would be upsetting to know she's either going to have miles of cock inside her, or be chased by men her entire life
>>223059827If eating meat makes me a murderer then why aren't I in prison?
… scored an early wank in my excellent incel bedroom …
just looked in the mirror and there were cartoon stink lines coming off me
sovl
i am turning into a gargoyle
rorke's mum crying softly and quietly in her room as she hears her son giggling and typing furiously at his keyboard in his bedroom, when he should be working and starting a family like a normal man in his early 30s
>>223059889Imagine a young Messi's face as he's doing keepy uppies in his back garden and a British squaddie appears and grabs the ball and bursts it with a knife
>>223059927bit specific this
>>223059949speaking from experience seems like
maybe youd have a group of friends and a gf/bf if you werent such a meat eating murdering PoS:)
>>223059827Darren and Karen eh
Neil "Nigga" Harris
im not a normal man, i'm a bizarre man
>>223059927meanwhile leftypol doesn't care about abritrary traditions invented to keep peasants obedient and happily wanks to fart porn and remains childless by choice (why would you bring a child into this late capitalist hellscape?)
>>223059968do you wish you had a large group of friends like they do?
>>223059950husband needs to pull his finger out and get her on the bbc asap
ive eaten far too much poo recently
>>223059968Counterpoint
>>223059968veganism is cringe because it's just weak people projecting their own weakness onto weak animals and then pitying themselves vicariously but it's nice to see a bunch of people eating a meal and enjoying each other's company
just threw out the love of my dreams
>>223059968>the only normal looking person in that image is sitting at a different table
>>223059922incel recommendations
>>223059765weird skull shape
>>223059927when i was in my early teens mumberg had a melty one weekend and wouldn't let me go on the computer and said I had to go out because I was wasting my life. no friends obviously and not even a smartphone back then to occupy my time so I just went on a long walk. my first incelwalk
>just got back from long weekend break in italy>the mrs already looking at flights to creteshe's gonna bankrupt me ffs
>>223060029do you still fill her with despair?
>>223060029I became slim thanks to my daily incelwalks
>>223060021why did you greentext this?
>>223059927rorke's mum having not one ounce of introspection as to why her son turned out that way
>>223060046get her ditched
ああああああああああああ
>>223060046crete is a boring barren rock
>>223060046sell her organs
might walk around aimlessly outside for 2-3 hours shortly
>>223060073it 4x lush do lods
>>223060068yeah mate but its hot mate cant beat that son mate
>>223060047no that was 20 years ago I have a job and house (still no friends)
>>223060046>cretewhy
>>223060073all the grass is brown and so are the people
Rorke got embarrassed in the last thread
>>223060080Pick us up 40 Benson blue while you're out cheers nice one
>>223060046cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons
>>223060059what do you mean
>counter terrorism police are now leading the investigation into Anne Widdecombes murder as new information and evidence have come to lightStill not saying anything though
get me a dr pepper and winston light
not even hot today. 26 degrees. might put a jumper on
>>223060089is everything in your house grey?
>>223060121try reading it again dummy
only took me for about 3 years but i can finally bench 2 plate lmao
just can't maintain mateshad really good mates from school and uni but they all get gfs and new mates and eventually realise how weird i am and don't want to spend time with me
I should probably stop drinking Stellas at a rate of 4 cans an hour if Tesco are coming at 9. I know from experience that drinking... Hang on let me get the calculator out... 28 cans of Stella will make me too drunk to receive the delivery. I'll have to formulate a more sensible plan.
>>223059737I wish I could get a girl like this to like me but I am sadly depressed and hate myself
Had a lovely weekend up in Northumberland avoiding the biomass Ok in the touristy bits there was a bit of biomass but they behaved
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
some of you are actual freaks aren't you
under section 6.1 of the Tesco Charter you are too drunk to receive these groceries, I'll have to take them back to the depot
when i was in primary school we were doing a play about henry the 8th, for which my teacher suggested that i play henry because i was fat. my classmates then shot the idea down because no one liked me and they didnt want me to be the main character, so i ended up not having any role at all
60 year old man talking about his dead childhood friend farming for sympathy from online strangers
Salad for lunch
>>223060226oh wow is that a screenshot of some random bloke i dont care about
>>22306022644k per video is a very decent wedge if he's pulling that on every upload.
>>223060225this but a job at work
The Wotanic Panic of Early to Mid Twentieth Century Europe
>>223060098All the plebs are brownAnd the sky is greyI've been incel walkingOn a summer's dayI'd be safe and warm If I was in CheadleBiomass Dreamin'On such a summer's day
>>223060226gaydar going absolutely fucking bonkers
>>223060162good job anon
I don't think British girls would be interested in me because I am depressed and do drugs to cope with how bad life is also I am kind of a sub so I wanna be stepped on
>>223060225ktimfor our leaver's play my teacher wanted me to be joseph and the technicolour dream coat hoping it'd give me some confidence before I went to secondary school and everyone said I couldn't be joseph because joseph was the favourite son and I was nobody's favourite I ended up pressing play on the stereo instead
>>223060222What's mad is I've got deliveries before when black out drunk. I don't remember getting the delivery at any stage of the process. But apparently it went without a hitch. I've had friends tell me I act almost completely normal in that state, and then I have vague memories of doing utterly outrageous shit so who knows?
>>223060290British girls are miserable mingers I’m not sure why you would want one in the first place
Apologise.
>>223060321for what
>>223060162How did you do itI can still only bench 1pl8 after several years. Just can't get my bum in the gym enough times a week and eat enough protein to save my life
>>223060268gp
>>223060225year 6 leavers play i was one of the people dressed in all black who just rearranged the props between scenes and my teacher hated me because during rehearsals she would shout at me for doing nothing when there was nothing for me to dowe spent about three months at the end of year six just rehearsing and doing play stuff, was that normal or just my school?
>>223060306I made out with a British girl in a bar while she was visiting Boston she was from New Castle. She smelled of cigarettes and pain
>It is now a criminal offence under the new National Security Act to express support for the primary military force of the regime in Tehran
Malaponte in?
>>223060345The usual
>>223060321corr they probably shagged the life out of her
how heavy is a plate?
>>223060321I've met a bunch of lads who were in the Falklands, I wonder if any are in that pic. Middle bottom with the moustache look a bit like one of them.
Why does watermelon have so much water? Just be water, why waste your time being a watermelon
had two flapjacks for lunch
>>223060356Should I go to New Castle for it?
>>223060380alri karl
>>223060380dunno but it tastes a bit like sweet cucumberi like it
who actually finds ai slop entertaining
doing a geowizard style fiver-in-my-pocket adventurethe plan is to walk into the ocean with nothing but rocks in my pocket
>>223060380They got the name right to be fair
ugly betty is peng ngl
>>223060424cretins
@grok initiate sex mode
>>223060424those videos of the cat playing instruments and getting told off are cute
>>223060424it's a disgrace lad, waste of resources. they actually rioted against it in china recently
>>223060346not sure why you'd ever want to.
I hate being a attractive autistic man because women lose interest after they start talking but they always wanna talk
after a very busy few months i now no longer have any commitments for the rest of the summer. not sure what to do
quentin scrobie workshopping rorke jokes with chatgpt all day long just to get told to commit suicide when he finally posts them
>>223060424The lower class with low IQ as usual. I can't upgrade my PC because of these cunts.Need the lower class ground down into paste
>>223060331>Just can't get my bum in the gym enough times a weekprobably that explains it. i bench twice a week (once 3x5, the other 3x8). no need to overdo it on the protein, it's mostly a meme and it's rarely the reason you're not progressing.
>>223060424me
>BREAKING: James Bond's casting director has said Bond should remain WHITE and MALE>"Ian Fleming wrote a character, and that's the character that stays"We are so back.
>>223060378How were they? I'm a lefty but met some falklands vets and they were a good laugh
>>223060488Spastic
>>223060424I like it. I like the open-ended invitation to use your imagination to create whatever you can think of, or ask it any question. Obviously there are still limits but I quite like that as well. I get why people don't like it though. It's very processed, like a copy of a copy of a copy. Like a Rustlers cheeseburger. Sometimes I like a rustlers though.
>>223060476no work?honestly I'm ten years into toiling now post-uni and I have no idea how I'm supposed to do this for another 30/35 at leastthis isn't life
>>223060498hunter schafer in the running
>>223060520i meant social commitments
>>223060511Can't even begin to comprehend how easy life is being a fit girl
>The UK parliament debate on Mass Deportations will take place today at 4:30pm
>>223060498leftypol incandescent with rage. he wanted a black disabled muslim tranny
>>223060498get the ginger from band of brothers in there
>>223060424fellas of the brown persuasion
getting arse raped
Nigel Farage is finished lmoa
>>223060511corr would love to sniff their arseholes
>>223060520same lad im starting to find my job very dull after just over 10 years can see myself having a mental breakdown before I reach retirement age
just sneeezed and coughed at the same time
>>223060542They'll all agree that the status quo is working perfectly and no changes need to be made
whats a sexy name for a gf and whats a cute name for a gf and whats a pretty name gf
>>223060499First one was my mum's boyfriend after my dad died and he was a bit of an angry alkie cunt. I was about 6-7 years old. Reckon I might've got my drinking habit from him. I think he saw some bad shit over there. Heard him shouting at and hitting my mum in another room but he never touched me or my bro.The other two were when I was a lot older and they were mates of my uncle. Pretty sound iirc but I was drunk both times. One was blatantly the hardest cunt I've ever met, not even close, and he didn't have to say it or show off or anything. I think he stayed on after the war and was a high ranking marine now or something.
Weird trans niggas pretending to be anime girls actually making me nauseated
anyone actually managed to organise a meetup with their mates to watch the argentina game?
>>223060555knocked off work early for today has he
eating oats, wishing i could be a kid again
>>223060600mamichiquitamamacita
>>223060609The worst part is that they genuinely wholeheartedly believe they are female and no different to actual womenEven more so when a woman meekly suggests that biological females should have their own spaces and they get death threats
>>22306062090% of /brit/
Who is Rorke
Black Hill Lane…
anyone can come shit on me at black hill lane
>>223060620*checks the clock*err
>>223060642we are rorke, we carry the flame
Prancing about my bedroom shouting moe moe kyun flashing my shitty boxers at the camera
if you ask me, all sex is gay sex
>>223059737
>>223060305i think us alchies can maintain normality for like 50 seconds before like we short curcuitso for instance i have never understood how i keep getting served at bars when utterly blacked out (and friends will be like you're a mess) i think for brief moments we can just do the rehearsed actions but if they interact with us for like 5 minutes it's clear we're not there
>>223060620it not right x
>>223060706how many times you gonna repost this before realising no one gives a fuck?
>>223060706bart is such a rascal
car playing olly murs really loudly has stopped outside my house
>>223060706Anyone remember the Simpsons incest comics posted on /b/?
Can't remember the last time I saw a South African post of any value in this thread. Might just slip them into the filter.
>>223060511Since this clip went viral online hundreds of thousands of euros were deposited to their bank accountNeither will work another day in their life
>>223060490How much do you eat per day? How often do you go to the gym anyway?I tried going 4 times a week but I can't do it. Now I'm down to 3 times, and alternating between doing upper or lower twice a week and the other once
right well south africa is deporting foreigners without any regard for whether their values align with south africas. this is unacceptable behaviour, and i will be asking zack "david paulden" polanski to intervene
currently texting an indian goth gril I met at a concert and she is peng and I mean peng
>>223060757black south africans hate other black africans more than rorke doeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWl7nLo3VBQ
>>223060772an indian goth girl?i don't believe this not for one second
>>223060772you are pretending to be in social situations you obviously cant handle on 4chan
>>223060772indians arent allowed to be gothcultural appropriation
>>223060642There are multiple types of people who refer to "rorke," and they use the term differently:One is political, a lefty, and uses "rorke" as a right wing strawman to score points. This rorke is generally flummoxed at news that contradicts his white working class racist reform voting character.Another type of rorke poster is just memeing. To him, rorke's a bog standard /brit/ character, just doing funny or silly things. Going up stairs on all fours.
gym smelled like women's fartsdon't start CORRRRRing. Women's farts have a weird smell to them that makes them worse than men's farts
>>223060806corrrrrrrrr
We're all agreed German Shepherds are the most kino and Aryan dog yeah?
>>223060806no mate that is absolutely CORRRRR
north koreans currently celebrating winning the world cup
>>223060823they're alright
>>223060822>>223060830they stink rotten. poisonous even.
>>223060844corrrrrrr and I mean CORRRRRRRRR
>>223060427Can you walk in a straight line in front of a moving train? Give it a few goes
Fuck benzos are nice aren't they
>>223060823For me it's Dobermans or Border Collies. Or that Rhodesian one that's mega agile and used by cops. Begins with M. Mala something?
>>223060806had a roided out lass doing hip thrusts on the smith machine next to mine and i nearly threw up. every pore on her body was releasing zyklon b
>>223060803>Going up stairs on all fours.ktir
>>223059847screm
women being in the gym is vile, sorrymakes them into brutes
running upstairs on all fours, screeching
>>223060865vile muckyou'll seize up when you quit them
>>223060791>>223060801>>223060802rorke's brain melting at the prospect
>>223059737Hey jude
>>223060896i was fishing for a picture, or some evidence that such a thing could ever existi notice you still have yet to provide any
>>223060832LOL
>>223060894Just took em once at hospital
>>223060772how do you meet herhow did you get her number wernet u busy dancinghow hav eyou bene following it up to get her to reply
You guys wear cologne?
dont drink or smoke or do drugs and wear sun cream every time i go outreckon i will age gracefully
>>223060926i used to be addicted to them vile bastarding muck and should be banned
>>223060957Issey miyake pour homme for me
Average and skinny weight rich people / celebrities get ozempic But genuinely fat poor people get a NHS body positivity lesson held in a disused school sports hallMake it make sense
bingo bango bongo i don’t wanna leave the congo
haven't worn sunscream since I was a childDon't go out in the sun as I'm sensitive to it you see
>>2230607523 or 4 times works equally well depending on the split. I go 4 now just because I prefer doing upper-lower but i was going 3 times before doing full body. eating around 120g a day just eating normal foods, don't bother with shakes or bars or anything.
>>223060978Yeah can completely understand, but once in hospital is ok I reckon
>>223060990Ozempic is actually poison though
is the british empire considered lost media
>every pore on her body was releasing zyklon bfucking CORRRRR!!!
>>223060498drum up loads of marketing from teasing he might be brown, then double it by confirmed he’s whitegenius stuff and the goycattle will eat it up
told mum i applied for a m&s job she applied for as well when i didnt and she got rejected and she keeps asking if i did but if i forge the email to show her she will know its fake and i didnt apply
>>223061045that's ok
>>223061014So is alcohol, botox and a million other chemicals you consumeThe dose makes the poison it's a medication when it's used appropriately
calling rorke's nan lost media at her funeral
>>223061045oh what a tangled web we weave
>>223060987Based turt
going on pixiv to look at some images
>>223061045what a life
>>223061032yes
>>223061058>The dose makes the poisonBased Paracelsus knower
>>223061058>So is alcohol, botox and a million other chemicals you consumeI don't consume them xanyone who loses weight on Ozempic looks like a popped balloon
when does fallout 4 get interesting?would it help if i did sex mods from the start?
Mental how 1/3rd of all the men on the Pitcairn islands were incestuous paedophile rapists but got let off with basically no punishment because given the tiny population if they were in prison the island would collapse
I'm on Ozempic it made my knob fall off
what did george harrison mean with all that krishna krishna beeboo gaga lala pradesh poopoo shit
Frasier
>>223061096We don't need a blog of you playing Fallout 4, I noticed your dull and ignored post earlier saying you were installing it. Stop being a boring bastard all of your pathetic life.
>>223061058Botox is a good idea tbf
>>223060987Same. Got it for my dad as well.
spiteful and angry aren't we today, /brit/
>>223061113scr
women have no problem....>getting tattoos>injecting botox>doing bbl surgery>bleaching their hair>bleaching their arsehole>getting breast implants...but will say anal is too painful!
>>223061067>>223061078how do i get out of it
>>223061136how about you let Mousey shag your arse and see if you say the same
don't like gordon ramsay
>>223061100Aren't they descendants of The Bounty mutineers? Should get Bligh's descendants down there for a reunion and maybe a surprise hanging
>>223061136It is disgusting the arsehole is not a sexual organ it’s only purpose is for shitting and you want to stick your cock up it fucking grim
>>2230611441. tell her you lied2. admit you arent trying hard enough3. live with the mistakethats how, you cant keep trying to go through life cheating
>>223061110
I thought Sarah Connor and Ripley from Aliens were both UGLY there I fucking finally said it
>>223061014you have no evidence to back this up other than chud fee fees and appeals to nature
>>223061161anal sex is mentioned in the bible ok hence 'sodomy'
is this true bros
I should be on a yacht right now in the Bahamas instead I’m unemployed living in my stepdads house who fucking hates me. There is no god
>>223061162i am applying for other jobs by myself but she keeps sending me worthless shit like this and i tell her im applying just get her off my back
>>223061149ive been watching clips of him from the 90s when he owned a fancy london restaurant and he was very mild mannered and pleasant then he suddenly became a weird angry coke-head for some reason
all my chud son wants to do is sit on his computer and play pokeman
>>223061187yeah and it's considered one of the worst things you can do mongboy
>>223061152Yep they're the bounty mutineers plus some women they picked up in Tahiti although they look very brown to say they're generically half British and half Polynesian
>>223061149He was fine until he did media training
>>223061188dunno the only time i went to Devon was driving through it to get to Cornwall
>>223061188just more normgroid babblethere are entire continenta where people actually literally bathe is sewagr but it becomes racist when you point that out
>>223061235hs?
>>223061194Nowt worse than living in a hostile environment. Find any way you can to move out. Imagine having your own place or at least living with like-minded lads you get on with. It'll be heaven mate do it.
>>223061188love devon the southwest is the only place in this country that isnt a shithole id love to move from the southeast
>>223061185silence fatoid
>>223061261true
>you could move in with me... we could curl up on the couch together... it'll be heaven mate...
>>223061261waht about gdo where does he fit in lol
>>223061251'oid' as a suffix is used to refet to something that resembles something but isn't actually that thing, so you're saying I'm not actually fat but look fat, which is an odd insult and not one I imagine you intended considering your cognitive limitations
>>223061188West Country puss extra freaky
millennials simply cannot help adding "lol" at end of every thing they write
ok found m&s rejection emails on reddit i shall shop my name onto those and forward to my mother
Diego cracks me up
>>223061280Devon isn't 'West Country' you utter fucking mong
>>223061289pathetic
Dance. Dance.
>money itself holds no intrinsic value and is just a token to represent things we actually valueI know it's obvious but it's still pretty mad when you think about it
swindon puss got me putting flowers in the incel flat and shit
>>223061302yes it is you fucking spacker
>>223061310Then when you actually engage your brain it loops back to making sense and you keep such opinions to yourself
>>223061313fucking roafing
Nottingham has 2 professional football teams whose stadiums are just 300 yards apart Dundee has 2 professional football teams whose stadiums are just 100 yards apartWhat is the purpose of such chicanery? Why not just have one team??
R1b
94 job applications I did last week 94!!!!
>>223061277"Have every single aspiration beaten out of them", that is the main purpose of religion afterall lol.
>>223061276Nobody's moving in with me I'm a massive loner. Not a drive 300 miles to bash ann widdecombe in with a stick kind of liner just a harmless leave me alone kind of loner.
>>223061320Thick cunt of the day award goes to youAnd we've had Diego and Mousey in here
>>223061288we have to let people know when we're joking
>>223061329corrr you're going to busy with them interviews lad
nigga said chicanery
>>223061288The internet is the problem. Can't convey humor properly without facial expressions and tone of voice
>>223061320it is south west not west country ok it is different
>>223061302This has to be a troll post surely
>>223061310what's even weirder is that a company's value is based on what people believe their stock is worth and not on profit or revenue
>>223061329Atlantic... Clap.
>>223061005Nice that's good to know. I'm getting really sick of chicken breast lolHow much do you weigh?
heathernonce opening up wotanic tor
>>223061306why
>>223061344You need help spaino
>>223061344>virilethink you mean virulent
Sup.
>>223061310Money used to have value when it was backed by the gold standard Now it's just meaningless numbers with no value beyond the fact that under capitalism we require a currency system for shit to function
>>223061347It just isn't West country and it's fine you keep trying to save face, 4chan is your life, but you're wrong end of
>>223061333Devon is very much in the West Country you know nothing incel
rorke singing ill make a man out of you to mock leftypol, leftypol taking it as an invitation to shag rorkes arse
R1b...
>>223061340I will be lucky if I get 1 interview
Time to hand this thread it's p45
West Country is Cornwall, Devon, Somerset, Bristol and - depending on who you ask - arguably also Dorset
>>223061391>>223061391>>223061391
>>22306135785kg if you're stalling on benches try doing 3 sets of 3 or 4 reps just to get the weight up then go back to doing more reps. it's also important to make small jumps if you're stuck like 75kg -> 77.5kg if they have smaller plates use them
>>223060331eat more and do weighted pushups and ohp the pushups are great because they're volume without much fatigue and ohp keeps your shoulders healthy day 1 ohp day 2 pushups day 3 heavy bench the days would be for example monday/wed/friday repeati did that routine roughly for nearly 3pl8 at sub 200lb bodyweight
