Sir David Beckham edition
>>223061406he is the head deano
Not one fold on his forehead
filtered flag vpn edition
>>223061406If I were a woman I think this would make me wet
struggling to folow this
>>223062676Translation: I am a bloke and this made my willy feel yummyAlso ffs the thread is split JANNY SORT IT
>>223063875
Praying to the spirit of William Luther Pierce
>>223062479
>>223063970Madly mental how Musk was actually a trillionaire for a bit
>>223063831>>223063875tim before he picks up a mushroom :p
>>223062694well, for a start its wrong and the man at top was the only one in parlament who was against abolition of slavery and kept his+all his friends where he lived kept theirs
reminds me of northern ireland
sweating like a dog in a chinese
>>223064002sup wotey
foreigners are having a meltdown that kane golfed with trump 18 months ago and are now calling kane an evil paedo and saying they've always hated having to pretend to like him and that they hope england is destroyed
>Thomas Tuchel has confirmed select players have chosen not to partake in taking the knee for Anne Widdecombe prior to the start of Tuesday's clash with Argentina.
>>223063999she will have a shit on her chest before the end of the day
Sick and tired of bourgeois democracy, what will it take for the proletariat to rise up in a class war?
wonder how many of the girls in s club 7 had the black lads bbc hanging out the back of them at one point
>>223064063>Sick and tired of bourgeois democracySame
>>223064045i mean it is getting ridiculous now. Really makes you wonder what's going on in the minds of people who think this up Ann knee? Are you okay?
>>223064063Maybe worry first about prepping for uni in September young man
>>223064020This is weird because the status quo opinion in Argentina is that Kelpers are all naturally born Argentine citizens and can apply for an Argentine passport anytime (some divorced Falkland dads fleeing to Argentina did so a few times). This actually undermines Argentina's claim and maybe that's the goal.
right well i'm not sure what that is
Lmao fucking English mong won’t be doing that again
>>223064079kys
The Iranian school was blown up as a Moloch sacrificeI have suspicion that 7th October was allowed to occur as a sacrifice as wel
don't care what the foreigners are doing actually that's why I only visit /brit/
>>223064063That will never happen as that isnt how that sort of thing works
>>223064103
rorke forgetting to run FNIS and build in bodyslide
trying to remember if summers were like this 20 years ago. usually there would be two or three sunny days and then 18C and rain for weeks
>>223064111im foreign
>>223064059Is that a male part or a female part
>>223063783saw this too also ftms respond exactly the same as normal women except on sexual stuff where theyre completely hypersexual, and non binaries also responded the same as their respective genders
>>223061406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up1pZ8pVuN8
i am obelisk the tormentor
>>223064138mental how obviously excited she is
>>223062694Basically it's saying that xitterinos and reddits0ys stan based wholso chungus wytbois when they act against racial self interest to defend le heckin brownerinos, but when chuddy groyper natsoc nazi brown spicbros advocate for filthy huewhite colonisers, that is bad because it's le heckin wyatt soupremacy
>>223064138....
nth for the baddiedem
>>223064133https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_European_heatwave#In_the_United_KingdomJun/Jul 2006 was scorching
tom scott being a bit of a bellend in his latest video
>>223064162You aren't
>>223064100Literally no evidence he's EnglishEven says right there that the town has a tradition of bridge jumping
>>223064162And how's your day going, obelisk the tormentor?
>>>/gif/30900252monke
>>223064138i… i… holy fuck…
a lot of tranny experts in today
>>223064162They call my schlong slipher the sky dragon
>Searching for posts that contain ‘wotanic’ and posts after 2026-07-13. 46 results found.
>>223064138ghettogaggers
janny rhymes with tranny? coincidence?
>>223064171He always gave off massive smug leftie bellend vibes, I've never been able to watch his videos.
>>223064200We'll have you cured in no time
Mad that if Tuchel brings it home there have been at least 2 German managers winning major international tournaments with foreign teams.
And I am Grimblefloop, the friendly neighbourhood gnome!
>>223064138id put my fingers up her nose and start wiggling them around instead of slapping her then start pulling on her ears outwardly and going up and down on each side to mess with her equilibrium
>>223064215also rimes with fanny
>>223064211he needs help
>>223064182It’s not a local tradition it’s a tourist tradition. Every single summer without fail hundreds of fucking English chavs lining up to jump off the bridge despite being told time and time again not to do it
>>223064216along with the fact he's a nonce
we should be treating australia like the penal colony it is. lets send all of our nons over there and watch them genocide bruce and co the same way they did to the abos
and the baddiedem, you have them dressed up like toddlers quite often, can you explain?*goes back to writing down on my notepad*
>>223064138Wow is that a fat nigger!? My white boy clitty is standing up!
>>223064211It's not taking but sometimes all you can do is let these lads tucker themselves out.
>>223064216he's a sensible centrist. supports his trans mate matt, loves engerlund. loves billionaires. simple as
>>223064164>>223064138They really like the whole raceplay angle too. Never done it, too easy, also like 40% of them have some manner of STD so its basically a coinflip. Shant.
do you think those weird freaks like heathermong will kill themselves if 4chan is shut down or move on and become normal
>>223064138GIWIWH
marcus carter’s big brother said he’d fingered her up the duck pond
>>223064254Is that true? I'd like that to be true because I want my dislike of him to be backed up.
>>223064269I'm liable to kill myself even with 4chan still up tbf.
>we should be treating australia like the penal colony it is. lets send all of our nons over there and watch them genocide bruce and co the same way they did to the abos
What exactly makes something Wotanic I wonder, what is the definition of that adjective
Oh noo, wah I am being sent to Australia, a richer cooler and more developed version of Britain. Please, keep me in England I am begging you.
doing a beige wee
>>223064269he'd put his lips on the black mold in his house and take one last huff
>>223064304starmer walsh
Heatwaves in my lifetime ranking1. 2026 2. 20183. 20223. 2003
>>223064248>despite being told time and time again not to do itIt's a wotanic thing, limp-wristed celtic faggots wouldn't understand
Sir Fanny Starmer
>>223064317stay hydrated please
>>223064035The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep
https://nitter.net/kevlondon4/status/2076610726140031199#mDer Biomass
Do you think you could make it if you were a vampire and needed to drink say, 12 pints worth of human blood per year to survive?Or would you get caught and imprisoned/ dissected at a government black site? Or just shrivel up and die?
ummbunnies?
borderline nsfw that is
>>223064359Poo Harvey
>>223064304useless fucking post
>>223064367If I have vampire powers surely i could manage
swear to God I just saw poo jordan
>>223064359pov: you're a dubai oil prince
>>223064359Weird how there's no cum on her faceOnly point in shitting on her belly would be if you were also wanking on her at the same time surely
>>223064258Asks for "proof?"and none is provided award
>>223064359Mental she managed to persuade then courts it's illegal for the press to mention this incident or for the photo of it to be shared
>>223064367I'd just drink my own
>>223064367Reckon it's pretty easy pulling a Hannibal, becoming a doctor and just steal from the bloodbank if you are immortal and have ample time.
>>223064367You can just order animal blood online and live off that. You could scram the local tramps but you'd probably get hepatitis.
hand of god vs cable of god
>>223064412>You can just order animal blood online and live off thatalri Angel
Hello heatherfungus, this is your phone, your two most used apps this month were BLACKED and Stormfront, you used your phone 500% moreHere is a list of apps you don't use the save space: Contacts
Why would you poo on someoneIs it just a humiliation thing?
it has to be th blood of a virgin
Frantically googling how much blood is discharged during the average period.
>>223064438banter
so I missed a girl being pooed on did I? Oh well, I prefer the other way around anyway.
post idea: black silhouette of poo jordan akin to air jordan logo on sneakers with text "poo jordan"
>>223064334> limp-wristedDoesn’t really work when we’re talking about a grown man who died jumping 6 meters into some water LOL
*pulls flute length piece of fat from my navel and starts playing it like a flute*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhAX3E3D8N4
>theres some bizarro timeline where fit Paki birds are going around and piling English lads with drugs and alcohol and forcing them to get them pregnant
>>223064428cable of god never happened
>>223064438Power thing for the pooer, humiliation for the pooee.
>>223064438it's good shit, pal
im a gay nigga and i take that sausage
A pint of blood a month works out as only ~18ml a day which is fuck all. If you worked in a hospital lab you could easily get away with drinking a few samples a day. You'd need to mind the car parking situation though lest you die in the sun getting to and from work.
in terms of a percentage how far up your cock do your pubes encroach? i have some stragglers hitting the half way mark
Wouldn't mind getting tired up, slapped, spanked, verbally humiliated, etc but poo is just grim I would never have anything to do with it
>>223064438Maybe he was desperate in the act
put salt in my smoothie for some reason and it tastes horrible. not sure why i did that
>>223064523If your body craves salt then youre dehydrated
>>223064367Could just find sadistic HIV homos and pay for their blood
>>223064532did i ask?
>>223064523If your body craves salt then you're gay because you crave cum
>>223064540Then you'd have AIDs. I don't think being the AIDs vampire would be particularly popular.
>>223064519Got odd hairs all the way up pretty much
>>223064389Swear to Wotan?>>223064484Cable of Wotan>>223064549Wotanic symbolWotanic post by me.
>>223064567stfu you arent funny
just got home from toil and that's the bum out
Gay rape AIDs
theresa june
>>223064556Vampires are immortal, they won't die from HIV/AIDS
>>223064523You most likely thought it would add depth to the taste, like how it can improve caramel or chocolate. It was a good thought, no need to be hard on yourself x
>>223063999
im a lone wolf
monkeypox
>>223064138
Ann Widdecombe is alive and well
once put robinsons orange juice in the top of a filter coffee machine and it was absolutely horrible
>>223064632please God
salt is good on erm tomatoes or something
>>223064601ok thank you x
>>223063999how to die
just put salt in my smoothie dunno why i did it coz it was disgusting
video games
Can't keep living this way
Just shat in this fellas smoothie
licked my arse juice off a dildo before and it mixed with lube still tasted better than the hellmans buffalo ranch i just had
>>223064579Christcuck upset hm? We are the sons of the pagans you didn't kill....
Well, saw her in the high street being chaperoned home. She had a boy with her too, probably her first. I doubt they are doing anything yet, but they will, give it a year or two. It's wrong to be jealous, but I look at her lovely, delicate face, her wavy, strawberry blond hair. He's going to have the time of his life. I know she was never an option, but she's just lovely, great personality, lovely voice proper little English lass.Born around 15 years too late, I was, haha.
Jude Bellingham makes me feel like a little schoolgirl again
>>223064621A changed man.
they never take any fucking accountability do they
time for an unsatisfying porn chug then off to bed
I've read the Tao Te Ching. It was alright.
The Waffen-SS developed reincarnation techniques in 1944 to ensure we would continue the fight.WW2 never ended.
>you will never reach your physical peak again once past the age of 30 Depressing, all I can do it manage the decline. Wish I reached peak fitness in my teens/early 20s
WOAH BLACK BETTY SCRAN BALAM
>>223064714I can sympathise, I blame food for being so tasty for why I'm a fat cunt.
>>223064732its woke rubbish
>>223064735A quick Wikipedia search debunks this
I'm at my physical peak it 30 because I was paralysed before
>>223064714She was definitely already an alcoholic. Sure though, those apps can be a little devil on the shoulder. For me personally, my limit is the local shop that closes every night at 11. If I'm not arsed to head out the door to get my own booze, or if I'm not in time, that's it.
>>223064714tbf I would smoke alot less if the brown man didn't bring it to my door within 15 mins. probably same for alcoholics
>>223064739get on trt
been on finasteride 7 years nowhairline stabilisedno side effects after the first 6 monthslost fat and gained muscle while taking it
>see styx lookalike with a gf>shes tall with messed up hair>think what a ratty pair, still at least hes got a gf>on way back go to offy>drop dead gorgeous girl stood outside waiting>like a ray of fucking sunshine i just want to stare at her>go inside shop and see who shes waiting for>its the gormless beanpole the jammy get
>>223064748How so?
I look like James Felton
despise argies
>>223064782Took Troon Drugs Award
>>223064732In the Tao Te ChingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots jibber jabber joo?
>>223064739all my SBD PRs were at 31
>>223064788foren
How can you order vodka and cigs to your door? Don't they have 10 layers of ID checks o algo that make it practically impossible even for adults?
>The UK Civil Nuclear Constabulary have now superseded command of the investigation into the murder of Anne Widdecombeit's all getting out of hand
>>223064367I thought about this before and concluded the best way is to set up a blood testing company. It wouldn't even need to cost that much but you would need to spend some money on advertising.People would send you blood themselves and you'd know exactly what ethnicity they are (I expect it tastes different and if you were a vampire you'd care about that). You can send back fake results if you were worried about getting caught.Hope that helps
>>223064739Think you've misinterpreted something thereYou can absolutely be in better shape after 30 than you were in your 20sSincerely doubt you're an Olympic 100m sprinter
>>223064815nah
>>223064739physical peak is meaningless seperated from a contextwhat is important is that you can always be stronget and fitter than you are now
>>223064823it's a real whodunit
Took finansteride for 2-3 years, different dosages. Several side effects such as one-sided pain in the testicles and noticeable erectile dysfunction. Now finansteride-free. No more side effects but hairline has receded noticeably.
>>223064823why did leftypol do it
>>2230647351944 Hitler is master of collective unconsciousnessOnly the british psykers stand before himDreams are now battlefields
>>223064739In most ways this is true but you can actually increase strength for years past that. There are people in their 60s and 70s stronger than ever because they never stopped getting stronger. Your power, speed, mobility, all that will crash at some point, but strength training is something that can potentially give benefits for longer.Also, a lot of people could hit peaks in stuff later in life because they never actually trained hard enough at anything to get that far before 30. If you were a lazy twat until 30, you can absolutely peak in health and fitness at 40 or 50.
My hairline's receding but I'm just going to suck it up and go bald, might go for that phil mitchell look just need to figure out how to get a more rugged visage
>>223064823they've called in jonathan creek
Hey Jude... Don't make it bad...
>>223064603well he's clearly not a chad
210 totally real "ethnic injun babies" buried under a church in canada, whatever happened there?
>>223064829>>223064836Oh shut the fuck up, it's comforting for it to be over for meLet me wallow
>>223064798yes, troons take them to keep their hair mongboy
>>223064823leftypol and his cohorts WILL get locked up
Who the heck is piehead
>>223064851shaving it off would be better than sucking it up
>>223064862delete this!
I can't put my computer under any stress, otherwise it will reboot itselfso no cryptojacking please lads
right, sandwich time
>>223064823all getting a bit bizarre. Wonder if it was a lefty loony palestine action green party freak.
They'll blame Iran for the murder. You'll see
>>223064871the classic reddit look
>>223064863you are worth ityou are validyou deserve happinessyour body deserves nourishment and health xxxxx
>>223064864everybody wants to party with the mollusc B-)
>>223064890Bald people existed before reddit I think
>>223064882was she talking reckless?
HE WAS A MAN AGAINST TIME!
>>223064881But youre in Leeds
They'll blame Ian for the murder. You'll see
>>223064714Same thing happened to this girl, black and pink on the right, who supposedly drank herself to death. She was ordering wine several times a day. Apparently just a shut in getting pissed every day.Weird thing about the story is at least one of her delivery guys was obsessed with her. Giving her cards and gifts and chocolate.Can't help but wonder if police did a proper investigation to make sure no foul play
was going to get my willy out and have a wank but decided against it as wanking in this heat is downright dangerous
Anyone know a good way to dispose of a big wooden stick?
>>223064864:)
>>223064865How do you know this?
>>223064901don't think they have mate
>>223064882mp on mp violence
>>223064815do you really think faisal abu mohammed 27 (IQ 75) is checking IDs at the door
>>223064823fuck's sake you made me look it up to check if it was real or notI'm a gullible cabbage
>>223064786you saw someone who likes like all 4 members of the band styx?
>>223064912why would you want to get rid of a perfectly good stick? you some kind of lunatic
nuclear power is cool because it's just boiling water really really efficiently really
my dad's bald but i'm not bald
novara media will be covering the latest on the widdecombe investigation in 40 minutes
Can't buy alcohol from Amazon anymore it's 3 steps of ID You need to submit photo ID to Amazon and to the delivery guy at the door both of which is fine but also you need to pay via credit card which as a neet I'm not eligible for I can only get a debit card
>>223064925twas merely a jape
>>223064951you will be
>>223064768Mine closes at 7 and I'm not getting a reputation in the only supermarket by going there pissed at half 9. I don't know how people can keep drinking straight after a session. I drink in the evenings only and every day I'm suffering until the following evening
my dad's dead but i'm not dead
“Hello Deliveroo? Yep, One Jude Bellingham please… yeah, shirtless thanks…”
Im 32 and started going through every /mu/ chart at 17 and have finally finishedshall now be putting together a list of the 100, 500 and 1000 best albums and will share in the coming weeksI DIDN'T waste my time okay!?
would genuinely fuck her in half
going to buy a racehorse and name it mousey and enter it at royal ascot
Arrest was made in the Widecomb murder case, thanks to flagging by UK online regulator. Suspect wrote a suspicious Large Language Model prompt about getting rid off a 200 pound of sow meat
>>223064945we all cold fusion now
>>223064951was your mum's dad bald?
bruv wants to fuck a robot
>>223064963when
my elbow scales are peeling off
we're aw bald somewhere
>>223064995As if you wouldn't
>>223064933He's talking about a womanbeating satanic neo-nazi / ancap / maga (he mashed the 3 ideologies together incoherently) youtuber who was convicted for violently and brutally abusing his ex gf
>>223064992he was about half bald
>>223064981wait the police can see my AI chats!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>223065008me and my twisted homunculous clones (its ok theyre chill)
>>223065020you got the bedbugs one?
>>223064995yes.
@grok how to flick a policeman's bum and get away with it
>>223065065cute x
My Dad has a full head of hair at 58Mum's Dad shaved his head at 55 (still has some visible hair on his scalp at 70)I have my teenage hairline still at 33
>>223065027Unironically yes. Like, most Ai companies have in the past bragged about cooperating with law enforcement.
>>223065053guy is literally not on his phone tho
>>223065087ok im bald at 18 so what
berg just headbutted my bottle of water while I was drinking it and it's all over my tshirt :/
>>223065087my grandad is 72 not 70 sorry
>>223065101the hellish Australian sun has robbed you of you youth
>>223065120all part of God's great plan
If you don't own a catberfe you belong on /Britfeel/
my headphones started working again
>>223065120Show berge
>>223065138nice
>>223064909how the fuck does an attractive young blonde become a hardcore alkie without anyone noticing or caring
my dad is 6 foot 5mumberg is 5 footim 6 foot 1 :(
every once in a while i need to get a blacked wank out just how it is
>>223065120based berge. get that incel twat. he's probably also a racist
Jude Bellingham's black friend, Jude Smellingham
>>223065120absolutely done you
the toil freaks have finished toil but let it be known that it looms for them
eating haribo eggs galore and loving it
>>223064823right so the guy who did it was related to another MP or rich fella and was off his mind on cokecase closed
Jude Bellingham's chicken, Brood Bellingham
some decisions I made in life may not have been the correct ones
>>223065154exposure to years of intetnet misogyny and blackpill rhetoric has lead you to think that women don't feel anomie but they domy sister is very conventionally attractive and has lots of friends and often complains to me that life feels pointless and that she'd love to just not wake up
weird how you can tell jude bellingham's dad is the white one
>>223065183dentistberg rubbing his hands
>>223065206tell her shes a fucking stupid bitchj
>>223065206ever shagged her
>>223065210he's well spoken and not a thug
>>223065183I've noticed both adults and infants love the cosmos of Haribo
oh give me a fucking break the general public are the ones who need greater security
>>223065206>and that she'd love to just not wake upTell her I can change all that
>>223065154The fucking browns broke Britain
I got a little Jude Bellingham in my pants right now
>>223065206yeah well she should try being me my life is infinitely worse
>>223065234black pussy changed rorke
>>223065206Women started it. The hatred came from women suddenly hating men for no reason and now they're surprised when men hate them back.
>>223065206but she apparently drank herself to death without a single person noticing, intervening or caring? Thats what I find so strange. I'm far from a popular normie and even I wouldn't be able to spiral into severe alcoholism without at least some friends or family putting a stop to it
Jude Bellingham's barista, Brewed Bellingham
>>223064909>how the fuck does an attractive young blonde>this is a 10/10 in bonglandlollmao
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>>223064988dont know about that, im a RBMK girlie x
>>223065206It's not right
women are happier in the company of beta males, but their biology screams for chadit's a shame really
Weird how some browns who live here develop a very specifically "British BAME" fascial structure that's instantly recognisable
Jude Bellingham's toilet, Pooed Bellingham
>>223065234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDd2G_V1rzc
i'll care about mp safety when they stop shooting trump
My biology screams for Jude Bellingham
>>223065277that isn't the victim you burger brained spastic
the ideal britain is 95% white 4% black and 1% the rest
>>223065267people probably assumed she was happy because she was fair haired and pretty
>>223065267yeah that is weird
>>223065233Why not both?
>>223065277
Jude Bellingham's cow, Mooed Bellingbeef
and I'll pay the rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
>>223065319kyaaa >///<
>>223064954mental. Only ever bought booze off there once. Bottle of absinthe with the proper spoon and glass
>>223065316it'd be 98% anglo and 2% the rest actually 0% muslim or jew
>>223065329what a bad ass
Deliveroo is the biology screaming for Food
>>223065265didn't want to come across as a woke mong in my post, I agree with youmy sister isn't one of thoe types at all, think she loves men too much actually lol
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(default tiktok female text to speech voice): Black Pussy Changed Rorke.
>>223065311>burger brained spasticsc. would have also accepted star-spangled spacker
>>223061406I feel weird when celebrities get this enthusiastic in public but it actually looks completely genuine like I'm looking at something so anachronistic. I understand he is "football the person," but it feels weird.
>>223065316a couple indian people, a couple chinamen, and a few rastamans from jamaica, basically small communities of guys from the colonies brits administered and the rest is white
rorke proving his own misogynistic arguments wrong by accepting that his mum and sister are real human beings
>>223065154she was a single mum so possibly a violent ex that kept her housebound
anya taylor joy needs to eat more
so this is the final brit
>>223065344any western society needs a kebab shop or two and you know it
sir final /brit/
and the new?
I would be happy if /brit/ stopped tomorrow
>>223065390wog
thinking about it dentists are incentivised towards encouraging people to eat more sugar and rot their teeth because it means more money for them. why do dentists tell people to take care of their teeth? if I were a dentist I'd knock people's teeth out on the street so they have to come to me
Fun fact: Jude Bellingham is from the same area as the band Diamond Head who Metallica claim they wouldn't exist without having discovered.
>>223065390Italians and Greeks can make it work
>>223065418>>223065418>>223065418
>>223065414What's that? His cock in 8 inches and thick?
Had a chat with James May in the Birmingham Waterstones a few years back, noticed he was looking at the John Le Carre Penguin Modern Classics books and we had a chat about the Smiley series.Actually a very nice and intelligent bloke.
>>223065370ok that's way better
