black pussy CHANGED rorke edition
>>223065418me after hearing Blind by Korn in 1994
>>223065439biggest nowtbutty of the last decade
rorke seeing this and buying more ai stocks
>>223065439finally i'll be free
>>223065463realest shit i ever saw on here
>>223065468The fuck
>>223065463sreaming
rorke being a silly racist poo poo head
>>223065468How many fucking people do they employ??
I Had a chat with James May in the Birmingham Waterstones a few years back, noticed he was looking at the John Le Carre Penguin Modern Classics books and we had a chat about the Smiley series.Actually a very nice and intelligent bloke.
>>223065468dont see many vws these days. probably hasn't kept pace with electric
I've figured out how to eat pussy
family guy ytpmv
rorke being a racist virgin
Buying AI stocks because VW is failing is like buying Nokia stocks because Blackberry is failing. Sorry but AI is not the reason why the German auto industry is down the shitter.
>>223065468all my homies hate VW
>>223065502not the 'berg
>>223065502*sarcastically*we're waiting Einstein
We will avenge you Norway.
snooPING AS usual, i see
>>223065518Is it... you know
rorke bejng a rorke rorke racist rorke in a silly scenario involving balck people
challenge for you all:don't directly or indirectly post about black penis for 24 hours
>>223065267Maybe all of her friends were heavy drinkers. Her partner or family too. She could've snuck extra drinks and they didn't realise. They could've been concerned but not proactive until it was too late. Or just stuck in their own lives passing the thought along, "she'll be better next month". As grim as it sounds maybe they tried to intervene but felt they couldn't and put their hands up. Could've went to rehab left and drank again. If she dies young an alcohol she was on that since a kid, her family is on that drink culture. Can see a family of alchies let their daughter slip. I don't know but shit is sad, so many people slope bye. Sometimes people want to help but don't know how or are scared of consequences...
>>223065524just call it nazimobile and sell it to chuds
rorke getting molested in the back of the video ezy
rorke doing something silly
Six week course on eating 'berg
According to the 2021 census, my home village of ~3500 people is:>88.5% White (British) >3.5% White (Other European)>2.5% Mixed Race>2% White (Irish)>1.5% South Asian (Indian)>1% Chinese>0.5% South Asian (Pakistani)>0.25% Black British>0.25% Black Caribbean Figures rounded slightly to avoid doxing
Rorke crafting a bhenchodic door
owbout dat pwix faishe when he saw da gyatt
one of my brothers mates cousins an hero'd last nightwas a big handsome muscular deano (no kids thankfully)
rorke rorking his rorke something something rorke being scared of an ethnic fellow rorke chud onn twitter
tip creaming
>White (Irish)lol
>>223065492if it's the group, it's one of the biggest companies in Europe and covers lots of car brands
>>223065564leftypol getting fingered up the clacker in the red rooster cool room
Getting your willy sucked is okay -- I've had a nicer time winning a chess match.
>>223065589get his gf's shagged. they'll need lots of support during this trying time
>>223065439This will actually fuck us though, right? You can't post with a VPN on 4chan, unless you buy a pass. Fucking hell, if even a tenth of the British posters buy a pass to be able to keep posting 4chan will be rolling in it.
>>223065589mens mental health is getting out of hand
>>223065577my hometown has fallenrip
rorke wearing a fedora while browsing racist elon-owned twiter
got the epic power metal on
>>223065542It's not, dumbass. VW is failing because they aren't selling shit in China anymore, partly because they missed the EV boat. Now the entire Western Car industry is completely dependent on Chinese battery cell manufacturers. Incidentally this is the same reason why China will win the AI race because at the end of the day AI mostly demands raw electricity and China is the only state that is making large scale energy infrastructure investments and controls many of the associated technology now.
leftypol being brown and annoying
>>223065589im sorry to hear. that's terrible.
>>223065468Damn
mmmmmmbbOY ARE YOU FAT
My life would've been better if I was born in Serbia
Hello my loves!I wanted to share the recipe for what I had for din dins just now as it was really quite lovely, and that way I too have a written record of it.Half a courgette and half a carrot, grated.Small white onion finely chopped.Fry all of that together for a few minutes until the onion is translucent.Add a drained tin of butter beans.Optional: chick'n style pieces, we added a tin of unmeat chick'n.Stir all that around and then squeeze the juice of half a lemon into the pan and stir again.Add around half a cup/120ml of plant milk. (I used koko)Add around half a cup/30g of Nooch. (nutritional yeast)Keep on the heat until your desired thickness, or add more plant milk if you want it more liquid.Serve with whatever you fancy, or all alone.I had chick'n/sumac couscous and a slice of garlic toast.Waaaaaaay better than expected.xx
>>223065468Turn off the vpn HIVan
>>223065627Blind Guardian?
why do yanks get so heated about latinxs they barely compare to the dastardly immigrants euros get and are basically white people
nth for the holodem
>>223065552>>223065267well thats why I'm suspicious of these obsessed delivery drivers that were bombarding her with declarations of love. I mean we've just seen how incompetent the police are with a high profile figure like Ann Widdicombe who they initially thought had just fallen over.So imagine they go into her house and see shes a pisshead and is laying dead on the floor. Misadventure. Open and shut case, lets go down the pub.
>>223065587We're with the vipers!
>>223065553imagine travelling to the early 2010s and telling leftypol that would become the tesla business model
the gay pornification of britain
>asked toilberg for time off when the world cup started 5 weeks ago>declined because of a big deadline coming up>asked toilberg for next week off when the world cup's over>declined because we have a big deadline coming up for the end of Julyis this......legal?I'm tired
>>223065628bizarre
>>223065439desu I hate the yankoid muh 1776 response to this because it's not the point (even if they really want it to be)OFCOM absolutely knows that it won't be collecting this fine and that response is the justification it wants to just ban the site via diktat to UK ISPs
>>223065650Kamelot mate
>>223065468Who would have thought that forcing your domestic industries to create shite products no one wants would have such an effect
>>223065670rorke being gay for a black (verb) in a tesla
anyway i sure love some black pussy yknow, but this fuggin goof rorke takes it too far, i cant fuggin find any anymore since he showed up and started hogging it all. I think julians really gotta have a talk with him before its too late
haribo eaten and it was lovely. now onto the doritoes
>>223065589It's not right
>>223065688book it further in advance, then when they ask you to cancel tell them you have some non-refundable tickets or some shit
>>223065589
>>223065644beans and cous cous sounds wrong. like having potatoes and pasta
watched 12 episodes of my anime today dont even give a fuck
>>223065644That looks disgusting
>>223065418
tomato and basil pasta for tea
>>223065628Not only are they not selling shit in China anymore, but China are selling their shit over here instead. Europe cannot keep up with China when it comes to manufacturing, not in scale or cost. We never can. In twenty years half the cars on the road will be BYD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5W7YOAsnE
>>223065589Always find it strange when people in the deano sphere suicide. You'd think they have a good life: circle of friends, easy shags, comfortable job, holidays twice a year. Maybe he was secretly gay or something
>>223065644sounds alright love me beans
>>223065736what you watching mate
Constantly dusting... but the dust just comes back!!!
>>223065736
meeting an old mate tonight this'll be the first time i've met up with anyone in over 3 years
rather fond of a black (gerund)
wonder if the Widdie killer browsed 4chanthat would definitely get us blocked
>>223065741For me it's the Breaking Bad/Baki parodies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFVrvRjlXH4
>>223065777you need to hoover
rorkebrosqueer farmer was the goodie all along
>>223065552if my own sister was drinking herself to death I wouldn't just give up and go "well I tried lmao" I'd fucking drag her out of her flat by the arms and force her to get treated
>>223065787You've got this chief!
>>223065754yeah it is weird but I don't think they handle stress well. Look at how badly affected normies were by lockdowns.
>>223065813I wouldn't care to be honest
rorke having a plate of turkey dinosaurs from the back of his freezer then sticking on jurassic park
saw those paparazzi photos of harrrison ford he's ripped as fuck
>>223065698I'm not familiar with them >>223065721I wanna get amnesia so I can re-watch this for the first time again, but also be in high school without responsibilities
>>223065787Have a nice time lad x
>>223065813you'd do nothing
>>223065797Police break into his flat and it's covered ceiling to floor in bradley walsh posters
>>223065797Sup.
>>223065644Needs more contrast in terms of colour. Kidney beans would have made it look more appetising.
>>223065811>shabana mahmood
>>223065837that's because you're a rotten little husk of a person
>>223065811bet he visits israel in month one
THE BALL HIT THE WIRE
>>223065654it's a self segregated country
>>223065644Interesting dish, wouldn't mind trying. I've had couscous one time probably.
Kill all Jew.
>>223065787hope it goes well2012 for me
Hi. Neil Sam here. How'd you do?
well y'see black women are a complicated bunch brendan. first of all you have to compete with rorke. don't get me started on that guy. he's on a whole nother level, brendan. you may as well give up right now
>>223065524mercedez benz man me. unreliable piece of shit? of course, but it looks pretty and that's all that matters
do you have the norwegian phenotype lads?
>>223065841give their album black halo a try
why you being the joker dude?
>>223065807nah dust is mad. I put my just washed clothes out on the line, brought them back in and they were full of dust
Rorke is a 30 year old man who gets his mother to buy him clothes from next and to cook him chicken nuggets for dinner
genuinely heard two people say "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" earlier
Yo, Markus.
>>223065925I go on the bus to Primark and put nuggies in the air fryer all by myself thank you very much.
>>223065896Nibba's real name was Nigel
i don't believe women really like big dicks
>>223065776tokyo ghoul
>>223065933it's definitely one of the factors
>>223065917Absolutely not, thank God.
>>223065736W-wonce
rorke frying air
i have now read about cold fusion and i do not think that it is possible in any significant or repeatable manner. nuclear fission wins again
>>223065933not wrong though is it
>>223065933i always say this
>>223065917nigga really just came in and asked us all if we look like spastics
>>223065959you're right, my gf said my 5 inch dick is the perfect size
>>223065918I'll check them out>>223065925I went to buy t-shirts earlier and the store chick was a butch lesbian with that pokemon bird that had the hair slick back but she was very pleasant and nice. I bought 4 shirts for 42 Euro cause there were discount.s
>>223065964the only good anime is cowboy bebop and you know it
air frying my shit
>>223065989my uncles got a cold fusion machine in his shed uses it to power his mini fridge
>>223065999sc
Chill out.
>>223066012yummy
>>223065959It's a fetish, it's not usually related to the mechanics of penetrative sexThey like having a man with a big dick much more than they prefer having a big dick inside them
>>223065999can i see it
>>223066009thats the best one yeah
on my 10th can
>>223066039Sup.
>pizza shop only has turkey hamFUCK OFF
>>223066041makes me feel better knowing that most normal women are sexually inexperienced
Big dick propaganda is a creation of the homo lobby like painting your fingernails or mustaches.
>>223066039not very nice this
genuinely would shag her to smithereens
>>223066012that would actually make it edible
Bloke who lives over the street from me is always hitting his dog and shouting at it when he takes it out for walksWorst thing about it is that it yelps and cries from it and the neighbours have all seen it but as far as I know nobody has said anything about it
steam store page is being slow
Pump.
>>223066066shouldnt be giving money to them any way
>>223066066Support Muslim businesses.>>223066039Widecomb case closed?
>>223066082neither have you init
>>223065989cold fusion is akin to putting a bunch of incels in a room and expecting them to start shagging. it just simply does not happen
>>223066082you should confront him and tell him to "knock it off"
>>223065989*shoves you into a tokamak and puts it on the Whole Chicken cycle*
*pathetic runt voice* Yay! Jude Bellingham!
Thought cold fusion was what aussies called their ice tea down there
when i was in sixth form a girl started a rumour that i had a big dick even though she hadn't seen it
he want it
>>223066041theres also the fact women are much more status-oriented than us. they get off on the fact that they're alluring enough for a large cocked man to be attracted to them, not so much to the large cock itself
>>223066076that's 2700 more available seats on easy jet to fuerteventura
>>223066104Well obviously but that’s not the point>>223066110Should go into his house and fart on him
Big Homo ruined my sex life
>>223066066Don't be giving that lot money.
>>223066126give the cheseburger to the little nigger
>>223066143when are you due x
>>223066113that's hot fusion though
>>223066135boomers really be like this
>>223066143KEKthis was me before i used the phimorings
>>223065917brown hair, brown eyes, beautiful me
>>223066124What a cool gal, a girl did the opposite to me
>>223066143
>>223066143jesus christ man
Phimosis-sisters stay cappin'
>>223066143need to lay off the bevvies lad
>>223066151Laughed
janny deleted that quick
how i imagine mr bean to look naked
>>223066143careful you're falling over
right well that's muh willy
>>223066180why are you imagining that
>>223065933those are robots designed to make you think everything is normal
>>223066162>phimoringsthey actually work?
>>223066151
Please get checked for MS before its too late
>>223066143Mental how I arsemog you to heaven (and cockmog you by an inch)
>>223065577>>3.5% White (Other European)>>2.5% Mixed Race>>2% White (Irish)>>1.5% South Asian (Indian)>>1% Chinese>>0.5% South Asian (Pakistani)>>0.25% Black British>>0.25% Black Caribbeanall married to white british men the mixed population will triple next census
>>223066180rowan atkinsonis a skinnymalinky thoughbeit
So.
>>223065956good name
>>223066124Sounds like she was into you
>>223066143mad how this physique gets gfswhile i'm still ugly incel dateless freakwith 10x bigger cocklower bfetc
any rapeable twinks in
>>223066208peter crouch in 20 years
Rorke intimidated by Hungarian willy stats
can you s shag with phimo that bad?
Love when my knob cleans itself. The musky dampness it leaves smells great.
Sup.
>>223066208why did you post this and good luck getting any kinds of checks for any disease at all if you are a man under 40
>>223066235yeah but imagine what his gf looks like lad
Mr Bean rule 34
>>223066235he probably has a lot more joi de vivre than you you miserable git
how will china effect my life in the next 20 years
>>223066235know a manlet fat bastard and he pulls a new gf every 2 weeks. fuck my incel life i hate it
>>223066277chinese wife wasian kids
that pic of my cock was deleted but I'm not bannedodd
>>223066143fucking screaming
>>223066236Yeah me three or four years ago :(
>>223066277https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongfeng_(missile)
>>223065813Based, but these things can be a years long journey even letting up for a bit they can do a wonder. If she's an adult and independent she could yab her way out of getting help. You don't want to alienate her too, she could run away. Shit can be complicatedTried retreating from my sister's mental health care and felt she's fallen off a bit. But I feel if she can get some better care eventually more independently then I won't alienate her. She gets paranoid... It's not as bad as late stage alcoholism, I'd behave differently in that case
If you got a big [elephant trumpet.mp3] let me search it
remember when mr. bean lost his swimming trunks
Peace.
>>223066302ever shagged her
>>223066289Janny likes what he sees
>>223066289its coming. admin just has to check the janny's homework
https://youtu.be/J_4SH5bqB9w?si=mN2pgUizYhKu3W3pIt's up
My life in the bush of Rorke
>>223066277Under the new visa rules, millions of Chinese women will flood the UK looking for white men
>>223066320Chill out.
send her Dick pics nosend her ejaculation videos yes yes yes
chinas so fucking based when i see a picture of xi jinping i say that guys based
>>223066344send feet pics yes yes yes yes
>>223066266she looks a bit like a young sally hawkins imo
and these niggas want the falklands? lmao
Ann Widdecombe was brutally murdered and we at /brit/ disavow it
What?
>>223066338from the looks of the ones already arrived they are taking any men
Lately I’ve been catching warnings for posts that would usually get me an instant 3 daysLike the shit on me at black hill pane screenshotOdd stuff
well anyway its water under the fridge now
>>223066308I rememebr when he ate a raw fish sandwich
>>223066285FUCKING HOW
>>223066344send her videos debunking cold fusion yes yes yes
I give her all my love That’s all I doAnd if you saw my loveYou’d love her too https://youtu.be/x43guk3aRQ4
I will dodge it.
>>223066365Not fooling anyone
>>223066382new janniessoon they will go powermad and make shit up for instant 3 days so enjoy it while you can
>>223066330never really got into mastodon but i love this album
>>223066359argentinians are the vantablack jungle-dwelling vine-swinging sloped-cranium niggers of whites
she's on a fucking mad one
Let's address the elephant in the room: contemporary Latin music is absolute Wank
>>223066398I prefer the originalBy Beatles
>>223066401Bye.
>>223066413what's mad about that
>>223066338they dont like us. infact they are realising that we can't offer them anything. they come for degrees but leave asap once they've graduated. this country seems old fashioned and declining in their eyes and any harry potter esque romanticism of britain is extinguished by 3 or 4 years of exposure to our people and the reality we live in
>>223066391wish i knew mate. he's really loud and obnoxious so i guess it's perceived as confidence by foids idk
>>223066413but that is a manwhat's mad about that
just vantablacked my own arse
>>223066413That’s the bloke who was dilating in the ladies bogs at Gatwick airport
>>22306640170 year old essex bint on escape to the country had that haircut the other day
>>223066408Loving (your choice of word) one album from any band means you got into them ok don't be a mong all of your life
>>223066385It's all about supply and command
>>223066077I would too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z7QNW2RxcA
kino's back on the menu boys
We, the Pagans of /brit/, mourn Ann Widdecombe. Though our traditions cannot ultimately reconcile, we support reminders of eternity and morality.
>If I go to the shops I can buy cakes and shit>If I don't go it'll be the third day in a row where I didn't eat cakes and shit and I haven't managed that for about a yearOdds I goEvens I don't
>>223066391girls need a bf the way a spacker need a careworker. it's almost purely a practical/survivor thing. i dont really think they care that much about who it is or what they look like unless they're better off financially in which case their need hierarchy would have them seeking out someone to meet other requirements like looking good on social media or that. but still it's about material benefit over anything else
>>223066469not even kojima could save his career
diegeo having his gay awakening at the tender age of 40
>>223066422I like Santo and Johnnyhttps://youtu.be/YBRCvVpknvg
Think my mate’s ex might be into meGot very big boobies and is fit as fuck but she does have some weird disability
>>223066474spoiler that hog you hog
>>223066469aren't there already like a billion walking dead episodes
rorke singlehandedly bombing every last square inch of the falkland islands to smitherens in a lancaster bomber
>fugg vid 41.webm
>>223066490>she does have some weird disabilitydoes she think cold fusion is viable?
>>223066419Don't mind that other people like it but that reggaeton stuff just leaves me cold
>>223066469He's up his own arse for a bloke who's never actually had a great acting role in his entire life >b-but- Yep it wasn't great. He really thinks he's Robert De Niro!
gimmick idea: replying spoiler that nog to any image of a black person
my 57 year old gay uncles new bf is 19
>>223066508whiter than you, Chang
>>223066413ANOTHER W FOR JK I HATE ALL MEN ESPECIALLY TRANNIES ROWLING
>>223066474imagine the vile farts and sloppy poos that thing produces
>>223066543what a chad
>>223066484We're all rooting for him
barsinso es so funny wen he say ay garumba and homer srangle him xD
>>223066511No she thinks it’s fucking stupid
>>223066477wild that if this is true i've been wanting a gf since i was early teens and i'm nearly 40 now and i've still never had a girl who wanted this with me lol
>>223066543age gaps are only problematic when it's an older man and a younger woman
>>223066474The farts that come out of that must be divine.
>>223066469Did they give him rights to character or something they can't just replace him
>>223066504on itvx's website, which I have been using for World Cup purposes, there's now a 24/7 Walking Dead channel literally whether it's 3am or 4pm, you've got walking dead on there There's the main show, then there were 2 spinoffs, then there were 3 more spinoffs featuring the characters of the main show (why not just keep them all together)? bizarre
pissing all over the cat
>>223066575you need to be a practical person and show confidence in turning your hand to lots of stuff or have bank statements and show you can at least pay people to do that for you
>>223066570scrrim
>>223066543I mean that's a sugar baby at that point but good for him. I hope I'm shagging lovely little twink bums when I'm in my 50s.
>>223066592didnt ask for this much detail stfu
>i'm nearly 40
Think we’ve all got to admit that /brit/ has a massive problem with inane one liners but Australians are the fucking worst for it.Haven’t seen a normal post from them in years
>>223066474Careful with that oily pan lass
>imagine the vile farts and sloppy poos that thing produces>The farts that come out of that must be divine.
>>223066622that is fucking RUDEI was being helpful and you clap back with that? hope you get raped
>>223066575>if this is trueIt's pure, distilled autistic incel bullshit.
jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>223066644thought this was a bradley edit from the thumbnail
In The Simpson remember when Barney burped.. ok yes I agree. We laughed. But he had alcohol problem.
>>223066609oh i was born relatively rich and have plenty of money lolam a bit of a short (5'7) "intellectual" spacker tho
i had an infection in my bollock and im pretty sure it's shrunk my genitals by interfering with my hormone production
my dog (a bull mastiff) is big and strong and quite forceful yet somehow knows to be gentle with my down syndrome auntquite sweet honestly
>tfw also nearly 40>will be literally 40 on Thursday
you lads costco members?is it worth it?I see the ready meals they have and they cost basically takeaway amounts, like £12 for a tikka masaladunno if I ought to do it or not
>>223066678fuck sake ladhave u had a gf or sex at least?ahead of me then
40 year old men posting here mourning their younger selves when they were just as fucked but at least there was time to turn things around
>>223066681
>>223066681yes I am and yes it is but I don't want 'people' like you in therestay in lidl you sponger
>>223066681love a cheeky costcos phwoar
>>223066699Yeah, I had a gf for a few months when I was 19
>>223066678got 3 yearsneed to find another job because it'll be utterly pathetic to have my 40th in the same place then i need to book a 3 month trip around the world so im not around for anyone to ask why im not having a partyor i could just kms
>>223066706women love clubcards
>>223066704I mean... yeah
>>223066665thought you were like 5’4
>>223066681its just pakis buying drums of oil and slop for their families and businesses
>>223054270 new
>>223066681i could get a card but i live alone and dont own a freezer so it's pointless
>>223066729I've got nothing planned. I'll probably play video games or something so I don't think about killing myself for a day.
m'lads
serious "cold" fusion was "cold" in the sense that the Castle Bravo bomb was "cold"but then you had those mormon nuts fucking up a high school thermodynamics experiment
my dad was obese in his late 30s and his 40s and we went to the gym when he turned 50 and now has visible abs at 54no bullshit
>>223066764bossman HATES you
>>223066758why don't you have a freezer you wanker
>>223066772ever sucked him
>>223066681I'm not but my manager is, sometimes I go with her to buy stock. It's decent for some stuff.
>>223066797you can't drive lmfao
anyone here ever shagged their sister or gotten close to it
>>223066779it broke years ago and i cba getting a new one from the landlord. i just do a weekly shop and keep it all in the fridge
>>223066786yh
get it FUCKING MADE
>>223066772yeah I think humanity as a whole is a bit too "give up-y" on the age thing desuI've known people who have mastered languages 35+ but you'd think there'd be no point even trying if you're no longer a child also see cunts hit 35 and decide to become fat slobs for the rest of their lives - why? and why do old people DRESS old and PRESENT oldcome on SENPAI
>>223066798I can drive. She's an older woman and needs help carrying stuff.
CONFIRMED: Ann Widdecombe was killed for political reasons!
>>223066799You need chemical castration
>>223066800what about your ice cream and frozen goods
>>223066799what? no. never. and I'm certainly not still doing it
>>223066823>yeah I think humanity as a whole is a bit too "give up-y" on the age thing desu [followed by an essay]you're a boring cunt clearly no-one has told you before you're extremely boring
>>223066786no>>223066804not me
>>223066850i only ever buy ice cream if i plan on eating it the same day and most stuff lasts in a fridge for a week anyways. no need to freeze it
>>223066829its a psyop to get all your favourite rorkoid youtubers making videos titled 'the left wants you dead'rorkes were chilling out a bit too much the security state needed to whip up more hatred
>>223066823gp
>>223066829JK's marked herself as the next target in minecraft
>>223066858you seem to be a bit on edge today ladswhy don't you tell us what's really going on
maybe leftypols should stop killing people they don't agree with
We at /brit/ have no Truth Social account
>>223066899DIG THE FUCKING HOLE!
>>223066921>>223066921>>223066921
there are definitely some sistershaggers in here certainly even more cousin shaggers
>>223066727chad
>>223065615psure you can just verify your email to post from an IP that is rangebaned even if it's from a vpn
