glubglub edition
>>223066921all the fish swam away from his tmau :(
>>223066928wish i could say that was mebut i'm just a wannabe
What's with the news not getting made fast enough recently, last thread is at 355 posts
OP wants to rim the anus of seasideMARK, a fat worthless dosser. Wants to lick his arse hole clean.
might go for a cheeky incel drive but i know i'll just end up buying slop again
you are posting in a Tilde thread
You can only save Tim or Mark, which do you pick and why?
OP doesn't want to do that but does want to do it with a pretty girl who has just showered
Saw a video on a gay tube of this lovely young twink, fluffy hair and all, passionately shagging this hairy old fat bloke. Can't have been over 20, bottom was like 60. Prone bone, raw shagging and the twink was even doing some showboaty little gestures and looking like he was having the time of his life. Just bizarre really. I can get it the other way around, but that way is just odd. Like, you could shag anyone and you're fucking this geezer with a bear belly like you're a schoolboy with his first gf.Pretty hot though and I did cum to it to be fair. Not sure I could find it now, probably would be a bit of a trek through the wank destinations.
mmhmm yeah mi clock dat from long time haha mi see dat belly deh a move round wid one proper yardie badman eh mmhmm good good good nuh worry miself a di next world class chelsea striker deh inna dat belly, soon buss out an start bag goal fi chelsea yeah man good fi unnu x
>>223066947your gay
nth for the gyaldem
>>223066983Neither and I'd make sure you died as well.
gay porn nigger rorke anus
Be frank with me /brit/ would you let some rich, posh curry mommy slap your ballbag? If so, whats your asking price?
Exercise is BAD for you. Just chill
>>223066990why do you post nonce fantasies?
>>223066991No, I am pansexual actually.
>>223067000do you know when the silksong DLC will be out?
>>223066799Nah not even in doujins
>>223066995cock sucking whore
god how i wish i could go back even just for an hour
how can the investigation be handled by counter-terrorism police if there was no political motive?
>>223067000decent post
>>223067048zoom zoom
>>223066995jawmogs me
>>223067034i've had vaginal sex with a biological woman before so no x
>>223067048To Vista or to 2007?
>>223067051If Prevent don't know him it just means he isn't a muslim or a nazi
>>223066983In a real life situation probably Tim because he's a senile cripple who'll die without assistanceIn a theoretical one-must-die scenario Mark has more to live for
wish i did Nuclear Physics at uni instead of Sound Engineering. stupid decision that was
>>223067051They changed their mind on this mong keep up with your beloved /pol/
>>223067071using this rn btw
trannies are inherently evil as it is evil to want to subvert your nature sotrue transcendence works with the gifts you've been given
>>223067071win xp was my first (and most cherished) operating system you better watch your FUCKING TONE mate
Never shagged my sis obviously but there was a time where she had very obviously developed little titties and would just walk around the house with them out, and they did catch my eye. I think mum told her that she had to start wearing a shirt but yeah, I can't lie I did "notice" her during that period. She's grown into a lovely young woman now and I can't lie sometimes there's a feeling that goes beyond maybe what I should be feeling, but you don't act on it, do you? Don't want my family becoming some grim incestuous shame of the community, I'm not a paki.
>>223067094i don't go on /pol/, bizarre projection
>>223067102didnt need to tell us any of this
>>223067076you're australian though so can you go and ask them
mark "seasidemark" is so witty and entertaining. far more exciting than england at football
>>223066990di yardie baby comfy x
>>223067122I go on /pol/ to post my food in the Polish soup/thermos anon threads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXzMBA9VU4
>>223067139Tilde go to his little bedsit and suck his cock. You did it for Ebin (another dole scrounger) so do it for that dosser.
>>223067102...yh?
my hair is starting to look blue nowhad blonde hair when i was a boy
>>223066995looks like jem
>>223067099based>>223067101basedI loved XP I skipped vista altogether then windows 7 was forced upon me
What do you lads think of AI?Is it a nothingburger or is it gonna wipe humans out?
The Year Two Thousand And Six
>>223067051only right wingers get reported to prevent
https://youtu.be/DSY7u8Jg9c0
did the frogspammer revel in being an unlikeable autist?
>>223067195
>>223067187the wendy's drive thru AI has never gotten my order wrong so it's ok by me
>>223067102um
>>223067209Don't be mean.But yes he did yeah.
Had a laptop in 2012. Used to play Habbo and have esex. Once got sent a link to what I thought was a picture of some tits. Clicked it at 4am and it was a full blast screamer which made my mum and dad come down and find me with my dick out crying at the screamer. Overall, not on.
>>223067184xp > 7 > vista > 10 > 11 > 8
watching undertaker promos from the ministry of darkness days. very nietzschean.
I snogged my sister a couple times but it was just like an experimenting thing I think that's quite normalAlso did a show me yours I'll show you mine thing with my cousin which is also quite normal I think
For me, it's Linux Mint.It just works.
>>223067195I wanny go there
>>223066987You sound jealous like you wanted to shag him
my life would literally be fixed if i just had a cosplayer gf
>>223067238
>>223067212
>>223067040Wrong sister>>223067181Which games does she stream?
remembering the time I saw ole f1nny on the tind
>>223067212for me it was Paratrooper great game
>>223067237He didn't do a single good promo in his career hence the need for Paul Heyman. Deeply uncharismatic after retiring as well.
>A Reform-backed amendment to Labour’s new elections Bill would see candidates who use the Irish language, Scottish Gaelic and Cornish face prison time.for fuck's sake rorke
>>223067227Bragging about twisting your knob to anonymous pedophiles?
get the 'tex posted
hi
remember i showed my sister my erect willy once
>>223067265but not arabic or urdu of course... tsk tsk rorke
i should not have lived this long
speak to me respectfully please
>>223067262literally groomed into being a tranny by gay millionaires
>>223067252I want nothing to do with the geezer but I am jealous that some fat old fuck somehow had the affection of a cute twink and I don't. I'll take shagging or getting shagged by the twink, I don't care which.
>>223067238umim not sure about that lad
>>223067273Mine tried touching mine and I wanted her to stop and cried
>>223067075She's the Stacy of her twin pair
sacked tranny's incest blogs explain so much
everything has been ruined
>>223067264paul bearer, you mean. and the undertaker was an okay promo. better than that shitter bret hart.
Used to share a bunk bed with my sister and I was on topHad a problem with bed wetting and would frequently piss so much it went through the mattress and all over her, then I got those plastic sheets that make a lot of noise
dadberg watches 20 mins of a film, pauses it, puts up a shelf or some shit, resumes, pauses after another 15 mins, makes summat to eat, goes back for another 20 mins, pauses to watch some boomer political youtube shite, then marathons the last 30 mins or socan you get tiktok brain at 60?bossman pisses me off
>>223067282get. bent.
>>223067260sorry only watched her youtube music reaction channelJemReacts I think
looking forward to the new metro gamehopefully it's a lot better than the last
>>223067262Was it finn's profile or was it that munter and she just so happened to be with finn? Honestly I might have swiped even if it was the munter just to try and get close to finn (assuming thats not just her meeting him at a con)
>>223067254Real
>>223067264umhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMpQdlQ6N6k
>>223067307Don't equate me to that fat goblin. I'm just a clogger
>>223066995>>223067304You literally think you are going out with this woman but in reality you're just a lowly Mackem frogcunt who sometimes plays football with other subhumans.
watching 9/11 footage and slapping my big rotund belly with laughter
>>223067340me as the fat fuck in the background
>>223067271Hiii
screaming out me arsescreaming out me bastard arse
got diahrea still
what a dreadful thread this isop needs stringing up
>>223067313Why didn't your parents make you change the bed from top to bottom?
i c weiner?? aww crudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VeSuczctXk
>The American Badass>Comes out to music all the cool kids think is gay and lame
>>223067313why didn't you just switch places (not gonna ask why didn't your parents just buy you two separate beds)
>>223067403Maybe those things are related kek
>>223067313ktim
>>223067334It was the one in front sadly. I'd probably use a super like if I saw finnster though.
cant believe that lad in the last thread that sucked his dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4npVGI6Qy64
frog 007 be like the names pond james pond
Why do normgroids just say they’ve “got mental health” nigga everybody has mental health. Is it poor or good?
used to be a pro wrestling fan but watching it now I just find it cringe and worse than Corrie
>>223067316I have to be drunk to sit and watch an entire movie all the way through with no distractions nowadays
my oblivion save got corrupted, no more sir reasonable blackman for me
>>223067281steve irwin in alternate 2026 timeline
>>223067325No need to apologise xI see thanks, she cute
>>223067436normies don't say that
>>223067436
>>223067436I've heard that before, often by low IQ sorts who don't understand what they're saying
>>223067435brilliant gamegot it in Dixons one winter and played it on the bus ride home on my purple GBA advance (couldn't see the screen due to not having a backlight in the dark)
>>223067432why was he walking about near bison
actually did almost shag one of my sisters back in high school were both autismos and similar age and i guess the thing that stops attraction between siblings didn’t happen with us (not attracted to my other sisters at all)
>>223067459its a bethesda game why wasn't a real nigga running multiple saves
john cena suuuucks!!! john cena suuuuucks!!!! john cena suuuuuucks!!!!! john cena suuuuucks!!!!!!
He's just bald for a film role OK!!
Smoking dmt fixed the mental elf
>>223067488type of shit theyre playing on their gamestation in movies
>>223067488Calm down replying to yourself you sad twat the games were never "amazing" let alone the later ones. What a fucking weirdo you truly are.
>>223067501how almost?
>>223067488scr didn't know i was talking about summut real
>>223067505couldn’t be arsed running from the quick save also a redguard hand to hand monk was no a good choice of character in hindsight
>>223067501
>>223067537vgp
It's really weird when you see an actual xitter porn troon on a dating app like it's actually a bit mindbreaking
any IT nerd in? any computer whizz?
>>223067537bizarre outburst
>>223067259classic>>223067263I didn't catch the initial end of the internet clubs in the balkans I got the few years before everyone got a PC at home but we used to play CS 1.6 and Quake 3 and Star Craft, nobody cared about new games.
>>223067436People only say that on here
>>223067529zboila thet hoghh
>>223067562yeah
Who is Sean Allan
>>223067562>>>/g/
>>223067535type of shit adam sandler's fat autistic son plays in a single scene of one of his mediocre contemporary comedy films
>>223067352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
>You're good with computers rightWhat do you answer
ZOOLhe collects sweets
theoretical gf would need to be so autistic and introverted and detached from society
>>223067529COORRRR i NEED a fat gf!
>>223067595i poo
>>223067557what is "an actual xitter porn troon"
>>223066921I think I am gonna go home goon smoke weed and drink a stout with steak
>>223067621ignore him he's an incel, hopefully on a GCHQ watchlist
rorke accurately recreating 9/11 within a margin of error of seconds in microsoft flight sim
>>223067621pretty self explanatory mate
>>223067621he really thinks everyone is as much a freak as him
>>223067595my life a gay porn
>>223067640how's he modded the missiles in?
>Huw Edwards has been invited back to the screen in a forthcoming film about the fall of a fictional leading broadcaster - to play himself. >Producers of The Janitor – a tale centring around Edwards’s implosion – reportedly asked the convicted sex offender to play a cameo role. (this is actually a true story btw) Will you watch it?
>>223067595I'll cum in your pooter baby
>>223067051if only he watched hit erotic documentary Adolf's Essence this could have all been avoided
>3 trannies pretending to not understand the words in utter offenseKek demolished them with 3 words
>>223067600Ever go on Mandy to find your ideal gf?https://www.mandy.com/talent/find-talent/actors-for-hire/I don't. Not ever.
well then
>>223067664i genuinely think the only real solution for you is suicide
right then
next Monday will mark the beginning of the BURNHAM ERASIR ANDY BURNHAM
right then that's a bloke with a poo up his bum
right well
erm
abysmal OP and now Sean's posting gaynal pornwhy you lot don't bully him more I don't know
>>223067590
>>223067695why do they all look AI
>>223067279those are included too. it says election material has to be in English or Welsh
>>223067701That would make me go automatically to hell I don't think that being tortured eternally by others is a step up from my own mind
>>223067694my pasty white incel cock is bigger than that "bbc" LMAO you'll have to do better than that
that appears to be a man getting his intestines pulled out by a willy
the dysgenic freak is posting his faggot shit again
heatherfungus loved that gif
don't know what goes on in the mind of someone who posts porn in brit and I don't want to know
a poo is raping his arse
Fuckin 'ell who let the porn troons in. Not on that's a bloke
for me it's a leader that the public did not vote for and who refuses to have a general electionthat's a good idea ok
>>223067728you’d improve the world if you went through with it
Shoe shufflers deserve to get arrested. Just fucking disgusting in every way
>>223067718whos sean sorry?
>>223067741probably 'this will get me attention lol'
read the amendment. read it and understand ithttps://bills.parliament.uk/bills/4080/stages/20676/amendments/10037020
>>223067764What's that
>>223067760Yeah but then I can't leech from said world that's kinda against every primal instinct of a miserable parasite like me...
>>223067695they all look worse than the OF/IG slagsActing is fucked we'll never see hot slags acting ever again
Today I feel gay.
>>223067488Soul..
>>223067729post it x
lunch time rush
>>223067793you could at least fuck off
>>223067102
>>223067801not even a joke, those tats are grim, she'd look slightly better without them
Genuinely the worst freak I knew was this guy who worked at an urban stable not far from me that I'd say hello to sometimes on my bike route. Saw him in the pub one night and there wasn't really anyone else to chat to so we got chatting and long story short he admitted that he regularly shagged this little pony horse that was stabled there. He said that he'd basically given up masturbating because this was better. He was definitely a bit drunk and he stopped acknowledging me after that. I don't think he meant to tell anyone and he was probably scared I'd snitch. Not that I would though, why would I care?
>>223067764Tell them, including your fat mother, directly. YOU WON'T.
mental how everything sucks now. even the catholic church, relatively unchanged for a thousand years, is occupied.nothing can be done except watch everything be destroyed
>>223067801you just know she smells like hot dog water
the debatehttps://hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/1902-06-02/debates/3bbcef7b-b79f-4bfb-9e7b-2a113d570a38/NavigationOfTheWhangPoo
>>223067664raped by a girl??
>>223067818Sorry to break it to you timmy not every cloggie is the same person I'm here maybe once in a blue moon. Funny you think you're the better, less miserable person hoping someone you don't know but 5 posts should kill himself. Kek. You alright?
>>223067813remember that crazy guy who thought he could understand bears and then they ate him and his gf alive?
It's a misconception that girls just got into gaming and computers in the last 10-15 years. The internet cafe where I was going to in the late 2000s had a female administrators and their gfs would come and check emails and even play games and hang out, actually made the guys keep a good hygiene cause one time a girl said "holy shit it stinks in here".
>>223067838brine that's called, you fucking thick twat
>>223067813me the seagull
>>223067847i don’t care, the whole lot of you are wank fuck off
>>223067858that's tuna you mong
>>223067847you could just not be a porn addicted freak
>>223067822i will tell her you won't have sex with her ok
>>223067858gp
>>223067838and you'd still drink it
can't stop eating
Rorke CHANGED Black PUSSY
>>223067720A whole handful
toucan tuna piano bat youkon tuna fish
>>223065989you probably read woke sources
>>223067864not a pedophile you vile incel
yanks at the beachstupid buggers
>>223065989brainlet
>>223067884i literally would not have a sex with a fat pig with scribbles all over her and looking like she has every strain of hpvyou have pornbrain
>>223067884whoa lets not be hastyi just think the tats are shit
>>223067801Fuarrk
>>223067892
really wish someone would kick my bedroom door in and lop off every one of my limbs with a chainsaw
Mouldie melty
>>223067913that's a car park
how come men can grow perfect natural breasts with just hormones but hormones can't grow a woman a real life willy?
>>223067856>this is diego>>223067913thats not a beach that's a concrete
>>223067913chicago concrete beachmental but I heard it gets super cold there so i guess they'll take what they can get
>>223067901>pedophileFOY
>>223067940>men can grow perfect natural breasts with just hormonesthey can't
>>223067948teethmatched
>>223067948We really do have awful teeth.I do as well (yellow/ground down) and I fucking hate it
>>223067913air drop me in here for the rapespree
>>223067940cos men already have breasts they just aren't very developed. Hormones only work from what you already have. Same reason hormones don't grow a vagina on a bloke.
anyone else in manchester enjoying the smoke right now
why can't hormones grow my penis? what about that injustice?
>>223067892>>223067896Lol
>>223067979women already have willies its called a clitoris
pædophile (pronounced peedo feel)
>>223067990mikeys caravan in flames
tameside mentioned
Knob always smells weird when I'm out the shower
>>223067857>had a female administrators and their gfsLesbians don't count
>>223067990i used to live in ashtonshithole
>>223067913don't know what they're doingchicago has actual beaches
claude fable doing my head inthought this was supposed to be AGI
>>223068007haaland on a madone
>>223067913normgroids go to the 'beach' to sit on concrete looking at their phone for an hour then go home
>>223067940women who abuse testosterone grow huge clits that are penis-like though
shitcago
>>223068010thats called having an sti
>>223068010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0LaDc7RY0Q
my teeth are fine actuallybad british teeth is a myth
>>223067948Neoliberal teeth
room's too cold now
>>223068024AI shite
i'm peter file
>>223068012The werent, it was the owners niece or something, it was actually nice having girls there.
For me it's Ricky saying he wrote and directed The Office by himself, cutting out the speccy twat
>>223068049paedo
>>223068049mfers when you ask them to open wide
>>223068049can i get 10k please mrbeast
>>223067994Well it's analogous I guess, and hormones makes their clit bigger. Not quite the same as breasts because those are actual breasts. But yes, they can grow their psuedo dick, just not an actual willy. And hormones also makes tranny willies shrink down to a more clit like size, still an actual willy doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0UB1eEGB4NIGGAAAAANIGGAAAAAAAA
>>223068042nah can't benot a shaggerjust smells like denim or something
>>223068074bizarre reply
>>223067994never heard of it
>>223068049tiny mouth may as well be a pussy
got fucking rubes recommended on reels nowfacebook spying on our 4chan posts
our beautiful hills lads
>>223068084you can get a sti from toilet seats or dirty underwear or wanking without washing your hands before
home from toil, having a poo
>>223068110sounds like woke
>>223068100>using goybookembarassed for you
>>223068024i've been up that john hancock tower
it comes in denim
finished my evening meal
have genuinely sucked my own cock before and it feels better than you could ever imagine
finally glued down peeling wallpapers and almost died of exhaustion
>>223067990Is that from cars
Wigglewoggle wigglewoggle wiggers are cool
do you think i'll be able to have agood sleep tonight?
>>223068144fancy having a go on mine then?
>>223068164ktim
well said jez
dogberg on the ropes
Like the Beatles said:Number 9Number 9Number 9
>>223067828Faggot>>223067782Here
>>223068173no x
>>223068150a chav kid drowned in a reservoir so his chav retard mates set off lots of fireworks next to the incredibly dry moorland, which will burn for weekshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy73r4rdz7eo
>>223068167no no good sleep allowed!
>>223068177don't care just don't like them simple as
>>223068199Fucking sick of them man, they are worse here than scousers I feel at this point.
>>223068199Didn't click nor do I care
>>223068178load of bollocks dogs survived in the desert in the 50sjust woke nnay state nonsesne
garroting my cock off with cheese wire and shoving it up my anus hole
>>223068231>>223068231>>223068231
>>223068177but all of those things get worse the more of them you let in so fucking DO ONE
>>223068177>no refugee underfunded a hospitalNo but they do overload the capacity because they like to go there and sit in A&E because they have an achy leg or some other minor ailment, and they also don't pay taxes to support the NHS>closed a schoolNo but once again, they don't pay taxes and also nobody wants to be a teacher at some paki afghan somali school so it drives people out of the profession>sold off our council housinNo but they do occupy a huge amount of council housing that could have gone to actual citizens, lowering the supply considerably and leaching the economy through their subsidised existenceSocialism can never work it you let foreigners leech off of it, it's that simple.
>>223068177Another W take from jez
>>223068177how is this supposed to help the british people
>>223068199F
>>223068199It was brownoids that started the fire. Probably a brown kid that died too. Not a chav. As much as I hate chavs it's a term I only use for the White ill-guided youth.
>>223068150no it's not from a movie
>>223068244Howl
