Love edish >>223068236
A cop just shot my face off he was in the right I shouldn't have resisted him Big mistake on my part
No to racism
I shouldnt of ever watched porn
>>223072236>souf korean>muslim??
Kotor ambient music sounds so coolhttps://youtu.be/0Xh2bkZTiHIhttps://youtu.be/M212A0NTrEc
>>223072275how white is texas now
>>223072269don't worry you'll be a minor news story on /cum/ for half a day before everyone forgets about you
You are a bitch you are a motherfucker you suck dick
Crazy
who is /cum/'s favorite vtuber
these two are sisters. what the HELL happened to the fatty
>>223072311
*BARTS*If you enjoy classic internet satire or podcast parodies, let me know if you would like me to find more popular JRE greentexts or look up famous Bukowski poems!
>That drop in California
>>223072373Give me some famous bukakke poems
>>223072361Would both
>>223072361>what the HELL happened to the fattyShe got fat
>>223072361She ate a bunch
>>223072365i know a certain leaf who will be very upset if he sees this image
>>223072394Homer let the barts out
>>223072365le 53 percent face
Tobuscus said the freaking n word on X!
>>223072361what a mogging
>>223072410
>>223072422He's to busy seething in another thread
>>223072437Nugget in a biscuit?
>>223072437He also raped a woman I never thought he was funny, even when I was a kid I found him obnoxious. Not surprised that he's a terrible person
literally me
The au and ag charts look like a roller coaster Crazy
>>223072361I'd fuck the fatty, but I'd rather be seen with the skinny one in public 'knowhamsayin
I wish that I could live it all again
Need a burger
Reason for this in Mexico? >>223072511
R.I.P. Sam NeilHe was kino
>>223072485>He also raped a womanAnd?
>>223072496PUMP! DUMP! PUMP! DUMP!
>>223072543Are you saying rape is based
>>223072537I have the same thing except Filipina girls
>>223072543rape is........ le bad!
>>223072537Beaner chicks are whores
Umarucchi playing video games
>>223072270Nigger mannerisms
>>223072270Sit on my face please babe
>>223072568Negative IQ cockriders. That twitter shaft licker too.
It is really weird and depressing seeing niggers driving subaru or vollswagen cars
Meetings for the day are OVER. Time to get high.
>>223072568>me making $200k when I say I don't give a shit if trillionaires exist
leftists hate cum
Saria smoking the shitsp
>>223072537I think it may be algorithm somehow. Especially if a larger city was chosen. This is why mother fuckers living in Los Angeles or New York will say the dating apps work for them. Because the sample size in those areas are fucking huge. Whereas if you live in an area of like 60 thousand people, the apps are basically fucked because there aren't enough people. Basically, living in a mega city of some sort is essentially fucking cheating when it comes to dating.
fo shure we need mo money fo dem programs!
rightists love cum
>>223072623correction:leftists love cumleftists HATE /cum/
>>223072650no corrections allowed, it's too late. leftists are straight while rightoids love cum
I’m about to walk through my local park shirtless. What am I in for?
/cum/ is a NEET free zoneif you're a NEET get the fuck out of our thread
Lindsey Graham loved cum
>>223072672how fat are you?
>>223072672A nice tan
how is it that a woman can be thicc but also have a flat ass?
>>223072672A wet back. It’s raining
>>223072733Flat asses actually feel great for facesittingJust as good as big asses
>>223072733poor muscle tone
>>223072689Not fat at all. I’m 6’2” and 185lbs>>223072691I’m already tanned>>223072745It’s 100 degrees and we haven’t had rain in 2 weeks
How is it that Mexican women manage to be the most beautiful type of woman between the three nations of this thread? Mexican women SHIT on Canadian women and USA women. How is such a thing possible?
leftists hate cumming because they hate all good things
>>223072733lack of proper muscle training exerciseall the bitches in the 1900s had flat asses because they were more concerned with losing weight instead of gaining muscles
Do you think we would still consider black people to be humans if they had tails
>>223072781but they're the weird porn guys, how can those diagrams ven?
rightoids love being cummed on because it reminds them of trickle down economics
>>223072816LOL
>>223072816Holy mother of all keks
>>223072807cum inside of a vagina creates more white people which leftists hate>>223072816true i love getting cummed on but i also love cumming too. you hate cum
>>223072807>but they're the weird porn guys, how can those diagrams ven?they're also the ones who wear those chasitity cages so they don't cum
>>223072365Quebec, Newfoundland, and the Maritimes should leave Canada together before it’s too late
>>223072816pretty funny for a nuck
My bathroom is carpeted and I haven’t cleaned it in months
>>223072829move some. you know there's something you need to do. try.
Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces is a very cool title
Should I play Max Payne or Red Faction
>>223072860so they can become third world countries?
>>223072868It's alright but I'd rather be Supreme Champion of the duck show
>>223072600all because ford stopped making the panther chassis
>>223072863>carpeted bathroomDo you live in your grandma's house
Trying to put off grocery shopping but after a week no matter what im out of enough stuff to feel like i need to
leftists hate cum because it is white
>>223072900There are still altimas, versas, and a lot of dodge cars though
>>223072889>Juicy Why do trashy women love this brand so much
>>223072872RF is less of a gimmick and more of a game than MP
>>223072872Play Emperor: Rise Of The Middle Kingdom instead and restore glory to China
It's hard in this economyniggers are trashing all the shitty cars faster than white people can buy new ones and then resell themThe used car market is going to get even worse
Messi Cuccitini
How do I get a gf like pic related?
>>223072888Demographics is destiny. Your 20% White prairie province will become India.
https://youtu.be/2mq9EZoXWS4today's jewtube
Brings back memories
>>223072953I'm on the last chapter of Max Payne >>223072961no idea what that it is chang
Modern total war is won through supply chains, manufacturing, and troop mobilization. Eisenhower's decades spent behind a desk—mastering military logistics, drafting war plans, and coordinating massive troop exercises like the Louisiana Maneuvers—perfectly prepared him to manage an invasion as complex as Operation Overlord. He understood the massive machinery of warfare better than front-line generals.
You don't really need to wear a seatbelt unless you're on the highway If you crash at 30mph you're going to be fine
>>223073010I'm still wearing a seatbelt
>>223073008Thanks gpt
all women are whores
>>223072943feel like it's fallen out of favor but idk
>>223072293tons of christians there too along with religious cults, they're trying to speedrun the middle ages since they missed out on religious wars
>>223073031Gemini actually
>>223073034BasedI love vaginas and buttcheeks
>>223073023Pussy
>>223072999It's probably older than you actually. It's a city builder released in 2002
>>223072236Yee yee ass haircut
Communists think that ejaculating should be illegal.
>>223073065I was born in 2000
>>223073034HEH AINT THAT THE TRUTH !!! BUT WHO ELSE R U GUNA SLEEP WITH AT NITE? LOL GOD BLESS
>>223073077bruh shut the heck up like kirkenuinely just shut up nigga
Back from the gym, not a terrible day which really means it was great day because it's usually terrible
My three favourite US President? It's gotta be:>Lyndon B Johnson>Eisenhower>Theodore Rooseveldt
How cringe is the Charlie Kirk anniversary going to be?
The pigeons are behaving like they know something again
>>223073123Eisenhower was a dork
>>223073123this has got to be a troll list
>>223073082>2000Nice welcome to the unc club
>>223072422The leaf who always trolls how brown the US is but absolutely refuses to believe we are only like 10 years max behind you guys?
We are Charlie KirkWe carry the flame
>>223073129are we celebrating his life or death?
Haha that nigga kirk
>>223073152They were all the most based prez'
My favorite prime ministers:>Trudeau Sr>Trudeau Jr>Cretien
>>223073082my gf (b. 2006) unironically thinks i’m like grandpa-tier because i was born in 1999
>>223073166it's brown too so it's a good thing in it's opinion
>>22307315326 is still young 30 is the real unc cut off
>>223072538He was in the Omen III, underrated garbagekino
29 is spiritually older than 30
theres slauhter on the airpooing in the windsomewun else inside mesomewun could get skinned
There’s a tip for you in it
>>223073171Anniversary of his death I'm sure all the grifters will come out
>>223073195For me it's:>Pierre Trudeau>Stephen Harper>William Lyon Mackenzie King
>>223073199Can I eat her ass
Should I watch Jurassic Park? I haven't seen it yet, only that meme where the guy says "well there it is"
>>223073251no, you wouldn't get it.
>>223073203>that leaf who always says how brown the US is but not Canada>redditjeet>that leaf who always claims White Canadians love jeets but anyone who hates them here is really a Chinese o algo None of these characters are White, I really think I am the only White Canadian anon on at times, it's so grim here.
>>223073232He was grifter surrounded by grifters and now grifters farm his death
i wanted to believe mei wanted to be goodi wanted no distractionslike every good goy shouldnuffink will corrupt usnuffink will competefank god heaven left uspooing on our feet
Jean Chrétien is still alive at 92
>>223073251This nigga never seen Jurassic Park before WHAT Jurassic Park was my favourite movie as a kid I've prob watched it more than 100 times ya dolt
Patton is a really good movie
watchin destiny
What did you think of the movie jaws
>>223073251Life uh finds a way
>>223073129Very cringe, idk why leftoids think making fun of this guy is the shock equivalent of like one hundred 9/11s but they still do
>>223073262>by bill HEINEYhahaha
>>223073251yeah it's one of the best movies of all time and the CGI is better than shit today
>>223073281How many dicks has he sucked so far
>>223072816Lums bra tier joke
>>223073284I thought it was about my mother in law
Business idea: save money on movie special effects by just handing out free Acid tabs at theaters
>>223073296>idk why leftoids think making fun of this guy is the shock equivalent of like one hundred 9/11s but they still doespecially on 4chan where nobody liked him. I never saw a single charlie kirk thread that was anything other than "this guy loves jews and is a shabbos goy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ln4vZJz1HMthis Al Jarreau album is like bathing in silk!
>Chrétien was born on January 11, 1934, in Shawinigan Falls, Quebec, as the 18th of 19 children (10 of whom did not survive infancy),what the fuck man
>>223073297American main character in novel btw
>>223073346Quebec women were built different back then
>>223072816kek sent those kirks flying
>>>/lit/25396010>>>/lit/25396010>>>/lit/25396010>>>/lit/25396010
>>223073318so they just edit out the wires, and the audience goes from there?
>>223073355so they were inferior?
We love Kirk here. I have a bust of his head on my desk. I paid homage to him and did a pilgrimage to his birthplace too
>>223073251Yes of fucking course you should watch it
>>223073322If Ben Shapiro was killed like that I think it would be 10x worse even though NOBODY liked that guy ever, it's like their view of rightoids has been frozen since 2016
My AC is doing nothing and I continue to melt away
I think Amelie might be one of the best movies of all time
>>223073262There's I think 3 actual Canadians on /cum/ maybe 4 if you count the ftm troon thing that posts from time to time.the rest are all foreigners
Beauty and the BeastV-2 SchneiderSense of DoubtJoe the LionBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeMoss GardeNeukoln"Heroes"fink diss is the definitive tracklistandWouldn't it be NiceYou Still Believe in MeThat's Not MeI'm Waiting For The DayDon't TalkLet's Go Away For a WhileSloop John BGod Only KnowsHere TodayI Know There's An AnswerPet SoundsI Just Wasn't Made For These TimesCaroline, No
>>223073406Poor little white boy
>>223073399Ben was pretty popular until the Israel war started and he went off the rails and lost a huge chunk of his audience.
>>223073409Haven't seen it because I don't want to be jealous of the men she has sex with
21C outside right now I'm wearing a tshirt, sweats and even have socks on FUCK A DUCK!!!!!!
>>223073409Ok midwit
My name is Brogan and my nickname in college used to be “backflips on it Brody” and I guess I never cared, but I’m kind of realizing now that it was like bullying
stupid ass punk ass lookin' ass white boy ass
maybe swap Here Today and God Only Knowswould make a jarrin' statement of the genesis and decline of love
>>223073417I'm Chinese
>>223073399>If Ben Shapiro was killed like that I think it would be 10x worse even though NOBODY liked that guy everyeah lmao 4chan has shit on lil benji for decades at this point. idk maybe all the leftists are reddit tourists I suppose.
>>223073452We know, Zhang
What if his name was Charlie Smirk and he always had a mischievous smirk
>>223073440I didn’t say it was high brow. I just think it’s cute.
My sister is conservative and gets really mad at me when I talk shit about Charlie Kirk
>>223073457but you called me white?
https://youtube.com/shorts/satrEqffZqwKino
Midwit Bloody
What if it was Charlie Lurk and he was really sneaky
What has Bongman been doing these days?
Stop talking about Charlie Kirk he should be forgotten for being a racist transphobic chudling
stuck in tourist trap because of my parentsyay
>>223073511lol this nigga turned into a nafri
>>223073318How about they get rid of the films entirely and just become drug dealers
>>223073511kys mudslime
>>223073129>>223073501isn't that the guy who got ACKed by a tranny?
maybe I'll give this a go sometime in August. I have no idea how fun or consistent it is, I just know it's very long, clever and nerdy.
https://voca.ro/116ePxhIKA20
Just found out Sam Neill died rest in power
>>223073554Soylennial
>>223073533I've read the first two volumes. I've tried to read it many times in fact but for some reason I've just never been able to make it past a certain point. Great shit, though.
>>223072293>>223073041He's just hunting for yellow fever Arab/Turkish girls. They're very common and Azn men are tied with BWC in popularity. Joke's on the w*men because they're ALL getting married to their cousins.
What is this africa all of a sudden
>>223073578https://voca.ro/15Zjv8ZBIRmt
>>223073554doesnt sound like pita
>>223073467My sister is a fascist and gets angry when i talk about the Holocaust or shit talk HitlerIt sucks i always have to tip toe around the subject of Germany around her
>>223073532No he was just a tranny fucker
>>223073532Technically, he was shot by a tranny chaser with a tranny gf, rather than a tranny per se, but research suggests that the only people who are attracted to trannies have latent AGP tendencies within themselves, even if they don’t outwardly express it
I have a PhD in transgender science
>>223073532Who's wife was laughing minutes after he died and then stopped using his last name as soon as she could
>>223073609I can save her (from you)
>>223073621The guy who shot him was apparently a tranny himself too, but the kind like Jason who don't actually do anything except LARP online
Trannies are the doers of the incel community
>>223073670He was actually a groyper that was ironically larping as a tranny because it was a false flag attack meant to make trans folx look nadThey found mein kampf among his belongings
>>223073621>I accidentally posted “tranny gf”Embarrassing
>>223073082I was 17 when you were born
The sky just shook for 39 seconds
How do you trust vocaroo's when voice changers exist?
>>223073721This doesn’t make any sense. Are all those weird love letters to the troon (that he lived with) all supposed to just be LARP?
>>223073555NOOOOOOOO
i don't understand the kind of people whose whole world revolves around politics. stop reading news. stop watching news media. stop arguing about politics online. they treat it like its their sole form of entertainment and purpose.
>>223073780Possession, Jurassic Park, the list goes on...
>>223073735You are lucky the 90s and early 00s looked comfy
>>223073737ITS THE FUCKING RAPTURE WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>223073819But anooooooooon, EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL.
>>223073758Yeah it was all an ironic meme he was a super groyper nazi.
>>223073833cant wait to die
>>223073747It's weird too. I don't even want to vocaroo anymore because someone said they were saving them for nefarious purposes
>>223073735Me I was 6 in 2000.
>>223073409The only thing I know about it is that gif /tv/ posts all the time of her trying not to laugh while the guy is fucking her
>>223073819I just like making people mad desu i just deliberately say stupidshit
>>223072943you don't like juicy watermelons?
I don't like the idea of the Rapture. I like the idea of seeing Jesus come back w/ my own eyes. I imagine it'll happen right as the nukes are popping off.
I remember the "I's gonna eats me a watermelon" poster, and I would playfully call him a racist
>>223073819it is entertainment though. it's not like we can go watch the latest hollywood sloppa
>>223073735Damn we got a honest to goodness Millennial right here, I was only 7What was highschool like at the turn of the millennium old timer?
>>223073915Consume older classics and transcend the cattle masses
>>223073716kek
I'm developing a Latina fetish
>>223073864I didn't even think about that angle. Probably best to stop doing that if you care about your voiceprint
>>223072440saving this
>>223073959It's too late 4 meSave yourself
At the conclusion to the science-fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C Clarke, the Starchild returns to Earth just as man has gone to war with itself, whence he uses his godlike telekinetic powers to detonate the nukes safely in the Earth's upper atmosphere. This is not implied in the film by Kubrick.
>>223073864I save vocaroos of anons singing for a /cum/pilation album, nothing nefarious about that
Asian women feel more natural, like when your hugging, kissing, fucking, even just snuggling. Theres always that allure and spark, you don't get that with white girls anymore, they USED to be like that too, before global homo, but not anymore.
I'm a normalfaggot.
I've noticed as I've gotten older my arms have grown increasingly more freckly.
the gayest/tranniest thing about me is that i play with my nipples when i jerk off
>>223073955the big soft titties? the fat asses? or the sexy accent?
>>223074048More sun = more freckles if youre ginger
>>223074048b0ssyu habe canser
Gonna go make myself a fuckin sandwich or summat soon.
>>223074000When are you releasing and what is your favorite track?
chinese consumer habits reveal that gay men like muscles and women like androgynous features
shant be watching that
>>223074067they seem more enthusiastic when getting fucked
>>223074095Anyone that was in the rave scene back in the 2010s couldve told you thatThe jacked dudes were all gay and the lithe skinny dudes got all the chics.
>>223074083gotta be drunkanon covering Shaggy's hit single 'wasn't me'still need more songs, I dont even have 10 yet
Just painted the porcelain in my toilet brown.
>>223074110What about this
>>223074123now it's called soy
>>223074129I remember doing that one so I must not have been too drunk that day
why would this fine upstanding gentleman have so much fentvery peculiar
Wiped my ass I counted 7 sesame seeds
>>223074259did they taste fine
>>223073923Columbine happened when i was in highschool. That was interesting. There wasn't any immediate reaction in terms of school policy or anything. My school never beefed up security/added metal detectors. We just had the one on-site police man.
>>223074259youre supposed to EAT the bagel, not shove it up your ass
chicken is done but now im waiting for the rice
In 1861 I used my last coin to purchase a revolver and then I enlisted in the union army at 14 years old. I wasn't going to let the niggers continue living like slaves. I shot so many god damn paddies that they called me the potato blight. When I ran out of bulllets I started throwing rocks and when I ran out of rocks I started throwing hands. I didn't ever run out of hands because of all the bodies I put on the ground. We did that for three months until we got to Richmond and started burning everything to the ground.
when was the last tie you heard somebody say the word "critter", and how old were thay?
i hate my disgusting pig body
Maybe in 50 years time they'll figure out how to transplant my brain into a Venerable Dreadnought so I can kill the xenos
>>223074296sauce?spices?
>>223073994The end of the book made sense. It was not intended to be cryptic. Kubrick insisted on making it weird and incomprehensible.
>>223073735You're old as fuck broI was 9
i think ue5 is fine
Dixie Carter really screwed Jeff Jarrett
how true is the statement: "everything is political"
>>223072365It's weird how NY is so brown. Like the things that are supposed to keep browns out of the Northeast, absurd cost of living and cold weather, just don't apply to NYC for some reason.
intook edibles, AMA
>>223074346>>223073874>>223073923Zillenial general
>>223074388clearly you've never been to boston, springfield, or new haven
>>223074387Give me my steak medium rare because I'm a centerist
>>223074370I think it's more lame that a whole bunch of games look the same. I have no clue if someones playing valorant or fortnite or some new cod or something
>>223074308I lost 45 pounds after I broke my jaw, all I had to do was sit there and play videos gamesjust stop eating wrong/so much
i feel most old when new hires at work ask me how long I've worked here. the answer is 19 years. :(
>>223074388Cities are like toilets, they attract poopUpstate New York is very white
>>223074390Are you a neckbeard with long hair
Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to DenverAnd I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. PaulAnd I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to TampaAnd I've never been to Boston in the fall
I look like this
Millennials be like>You guys remember the nes right? RIGHT?!
>>223074431no and no
>>223074417all those games are straight ass though that’s the bigger thing. like why would you ever play any of those games
>>223072365white vs. muslimit matters more than than just being brown
>>223074450Born in 93, my mom still had hers, so I do anyway.
Millennials be like my favorite rapper is slick rick
>>223074428upstate new york is a grim shithole and parts of buffalo/niagra are DEFINITELY not white.
>>223074448the elephant is jewish
>>223074448I really like QWOP
>>223072365Montana and Wyoming are going to be the last holdouts of whiteness.But holy shit, whats happening in Washington?
>>223074450love me nes
>>223074474Ok you're rightI'm an adirondack enjoyer and the whole northern central bit is nice tho
>>223074471Millennials didn't partake in rap music, there was a clear separation of musical taste by race.>muh eminemwas a meme, everyone knew rap was for niggers.
>>223074503>Press A to shoot "Hamburglar"
I'm watching a wild jackrabbit laying out in the sun casually munching on grass. I envy this rabbit.
new>>223074555
>>223074520This isn't the slightest bit true if you live outside of CousinFuck, Oklahoma
>>223074520No there was some wiggerishness particularly via the michael jordan/basketball vector.
>>223074520tell that to my enter the 36 chambers CD and spotify playlist
>>223072816
>>223074529how's that different from "press trigger" to shoot the cawwadooty player
>>223074448I look like this
most of the millenials I can remember ditched their nes for the ps2 or n64.When I moved out I remember my asshole sister getting rid of all my ds and xbox games at gamestop because her stupid kid stopped playing them
>>223074723Your sister had a kid already by the time you moved out?
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