ricky
the toil freaks be sleeping right now
need a fartslave gfhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783979403286341.webm
>>223073800no no im still awake
reading about big fat gay poo
ate an entire bar of tonys chocalonely and now I feel a bit sick
I'm just saying its suspicious that all of these californian jewish talking heads are all critical of religion but they never seem to talk about Judaism or even renounce any of it. Isn't that weird?
>>223073786
223073818Dragged it into the next thread award
>>223073804foul
>>223073800im still awake
>>223073804What had she eaten before the video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aabk94wOBYRorke..?
>>223073812it is known
>>223073832
>>223073814alri trillionaire save some money for the rest of us
>>223073812dogmongs are repulsive
>>223073806what reactor types though
>>223073812YJK
oh is it time to Rickypost againsplendid
howling at the paki in here thats been desperate to control the threads content for like 5 hours now
>>223073857we love an RBMK
>>223073850...but i will never ever ever ever ever ever ever say anything that is socially unacceptable
google AI tells me girls avoiding eye contact means they fancy youshes never had a problem looking me in the eye beforewonder whats changed
just do anything?
>>223073862
>>223073818I'm an atheist and judaism is retarded
Finished Ventus' story in Birth By Sleep now with all stickers and Xehanort reports. I started Aqua's story too.
>>223073868the debates just go on forever and nobody ever agrees and nothing is funny
*presses the AZ-5 button in the /brit/ reactor*
>>223073804I've seen loads of videos of blokes inhaling and sniffing a dom woman's farts but this is the first time I've seen another woman doing it
I do unironically like
>>223073897do you watch or play or read anything that isn't a cartoon for children
I don't recall Peter Hitchens HITCHSLAPS Sikh in his OWN TEMPLE (GONE WRONG)I don't remember Sam Harris DISMANTLES Rabbinical LIES at PASSOVERI don't recollect Richard Dawkins OBLITERATES Bradford paki Imam
>>223073871plonker-tiernuffadem know bout that molten salt
Feeling goinky
15 minutes until I morph into the getting ready for bedtime "nigga".........
mousey is being released from the mental house soon and will be back later this week
>>223073918How is Kingdom Hearts for children? It's mature and sophisticated. Stick to your Mass Effect and Breaking Bad you fat Reddit mong
>>223073899unironically you have main character syndrome, grow up mate nobody cares you've wasted your life on here
>>223073922>>223073832
No, you cannot power a nuclear reactor with a "fungus meltdown." A nuclear meltdown is a catastrophic industrial accident, whereas certain types of fungus thrive around radioactive environments but cannot power the reactor itself.
Despise anti-semites slightly more than I despise jews
Von up there in heaven with god chilling with fonem idk about anne tho
>>223073943>how is a video game featuring disney characters for children, for children? Its mature!!I'm going to Aldi in Shrewsbury tomorrow and I'm going to bum your hole so hard
do remember once my mums mates dogs sniffing her fanny and whining and she said 'not today' under her breathI looked at her and she said 'get away' as if she was repeating herself but I know what I heardcompletely true btw not making this up
>>223073954sc
might have a mug of whorelicks
paki meltdown 223073949
>>223073944how is it main character syndrome if I'm not the only person. i'm not the person you were talking about
mhmmdey yam it yh?
>>223073943they played the ads on childrens television channels
Rorke in his own head thinking about dogs fucking women
>>223073922https://youtube.com/shorts/oV0D7LB427A?si=DlLrIb6UMgPbM-cO
>>223073970Not working tomorrow >>223073989Doesn't mean anything you fat Reddit boy
>>223073972Listen, if you had a fanny, you're telling me you wouldn't let your dog have a good lick now and then? You're really going to tell me you wouldn't do it especially if no-one found out?
Fancy replaying Elden Ring
>>223073987you are profoundly mentally ill
poo cum arse
>>223073972got a friend from work who has like 4 dogs and she once admitted to me she likes wearing a dog collar while having sex and I'm about 75-80% sure she shags the dogs
need one of those girls whos your friend a girlfriend if you will
>>223074004when are you next working? I'll meet you in the aldi toilets and shove a cucumber up your arse
>>223073969her hand must be massive to hold a book like that
>>223074012concession accepted
>>223074028you've been done brother
r/icky
>>223074004so do you watch or play or read anything that isn't a cartoon for children or not
>>223074028he's done you
why oh why am I like this
>Most radiotrophic fungi use melanin in some capacity to survive.[3] The process of using radiation and melanin for energy has been termed radiosynthesis, and is thought to be analogous to anaerobic respiration.
>>223074012how am I mentally ill
Don't care what you say Kingdom Hearts is based and for shaggers
>>223073972>as if she was repeating herselfI didn't get that part.
west mercia police needs to know there is a closeted paedophile that plays kingdom hearts in shrewsbury and can be found at the aldi on oteley and thrower road
mouldie bumping lil darkie
ooohh you want to learn a celtic language
>>223074097screech
cannot buy a pack of chocolate biscuits if you live with other people because the greedy fat cunbts WILL eat the whole pack before you get any
>>223073812knot the webm we wanted, but the webm we kneeded
employed woman forced anal creampie
>>223074070trying to pass off her saying 'not today' as 'get away'
Piehead meltdown
>>223074065Guess that makes you a virgin
They censored the boobs in the new Assassin's Creed remaster that were visible in the original despite it already being rated 18+
old (>75) outspoken atheists are some of the most bitter, unpleasant people i've had the misfortune of interacting with
im going to aldi and im going to camp outside until she arrives
>>223074116love her
>>223074158bertrand russel
>>223074166Homeless people used to camp outside ALDI but the police moved them on. The homeless people liked that the trolley storage area was under a roof so they were shielded from the rain
>>223074147he's not a virgin either as he was nonced by his uncleaccording to him this makes him a shagger
>>223074148you need to be at least 30 years old to see boobs otherwise you might get traumatised
>>223074158conformation bias
>>223074142OHHH
>>223074148it's really mental how society is so hypersexual and puritan at the same time
>>223074176phwoaar
>>223074188alri davjd attenborough
>>223074190Bet that fact is seared into your little brain
>>223074215Good observation
nothing cuter than when a catberge rubs his head on you
Which I had a partner rub their face on my arse and sniff my farts
>>223074230what if a girl did it
>>223074228thanks. i'm somewhat of an intellectual myself
A bit insecure from time to time
>>223074242weirdkys incel
the time is now...very late
>>223074227yeah i guess so
me and my gf do mummy roleplay and i enjoy it but feel weird after
>>223074250WHAT? WHAT? AREYOU SERIOUS? WHAT? WHERE TF DID THAT COME FROM? WHAT???
>>223074290what does she get out of it
>>223074218Daphne 63 x
Need to be shagged while wearing cute lingerie, PRONTO
>>223074306If I do something she didn't like that day she spanks me hard, and I mean hard (once fetched blood)
Eating watermelon
>>223073927fast breeder reactor for me
the cup of suffering has a limit as to how much it can be filled
>>223074359Is it a Big Gulp
>>223074355Women find that sexually attractive
Brewing a coffee.
>>223074359Mine cup overfloweth
if you're new to me channel
Yeah, I'm funny
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine and i'm not a fraud!
wonderwall is a good song though
been on overwatch literally all day
>people I've known for a long time like me>people I recently meet hate meSomewhat confused. Guess it's the grotty lonely incel life for me.
https://xcancel.com/SCAT_PA/status/2076400905239335085
>>223074473good game isn't it
Wouldn't recommend clicking on that xcancel link team
>>223074496
disassembling a poo
>>223074515Why, what is it?
>>223074498not really I actually really hate itgained 1000 challenger score tho x
Right well that was utterly revolting
*floats through the thread*
Rorke, you in lad? Want to play some world of warships with me?
talking to neurotypicals makes me feel suicidal
Find it annoying and concerning when women with whom I am romantically involved don't reciprocate romantic dialogue, flirtation or emotion sharing.
Played OW2 for a few weeks when it launched but people would always say mean things to me on VC even when I did well, so I got sad and stopped
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2071811293011485133
Got the Bladee on and I'm twerking
Got home at 6pm and I already have to prepare stuff for tomorrow's toil.
>>223073812
>>223074610Those are MALE feet they shouldn't have polish on them
When Christian delivers me 2 weeks’ worth of shit, I turn into a big greedy pig
>>223074628Don't have to worry about this at ALDI. As soon as I clock out that's it until I next clock in. Imagine getting homework from toil LOL
Wotan Clan
LOL
>>223074652If I came into your ALDI store, would you be able to help me with my shopping?
Shan't be opening another twatter link for the rest of the night. Won't be happening. Leftypol goon sessions need to be confined to saturday nights. Sunday is the day of the lord.
uvvvghuhh... sex with asian oh algxxxx
>>223074652I mean stuff like prepare food, shave, etc. But yea, there is some 20 mins work to do home everyday if I don't want to get lost during the day.
>>223074683Yeah probably
have a fetish for french girls can they be found in the uk or where would i meet them
>>223074655s
>>223074701France probably
>>223074698Thank you. My worries have been quelled. You are a great worker and an asset to ALDI.
*surreptitiously googles stalking*
>>223074709i dont speak the language and doubt mumberg would be too happy with me going abroad to find love
>>223074701french girls fuck anything
>>223074698If i pooped and pissed myself on the Aldi aisle floor (accidentally) what would happen ? what if I left a trail of piss winding around the store?I saw a (probably dementia suffering) elderly man do this in a co-op store once
>>223074625alright rorke
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2046273160736096272
>>223074619corrr, scrantastic
>>223074733The solution is simple then: shag your mother
>>223074644nah they're genuinely womens feet
>>223074746kys
You need to be sectioned HeatherpaedoYou've really lost it
>>223074757They look more masculine than mine
Might apply for a remote position at ALDI as shelf stocker
>>223074737mhm so where can i meet them (in england)
Masturbating in the Aldi break room (I don't even work there)
>>223074822why would i know
>>223074831>I don't even work thereImagine what the employees get up to then
>A new UK law now classifies octopuses, squid, lobsters, and crabs as sentient, placing them under expanded animal welfare protections. The decision is based on scientific findings around their ability to feel pain.>This affects common practices like cooking, where methods that involve boiling animals alive are being replaced with approaches designed to render them insensible first.
>>223074833you use /brit/ so you should know everything about the uk
Imagining myself having sex in my head because I'll never experience it irl
Really not happy with my parentsHow the fuck did they not realise I was autistic as a child
used to masturbate in the pool toilets when i was on holidaythe floor would always be wet and have piss on the seat but i couldnt resist the wank
still a bit hot aint it
>>223074788you're a trannoid not a woman
Hello my name is heather, here's my scat fetish
>>223074885I'm a man actually
>>223074873:/
Any forward young man in
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2011897347446620607
>>223074907whats wrong with that
Hello, I have a scat fetish, please tell me who I am
Do the thug shaker
cordyceps rules everything around me
Im glad Ann is dead. Vile hag.
Gorgeous Indian English girls
Got a whiff of my own boxers and now I need a wank
i have womens feet and will post them if you fulfil my five impossible request
>>223074979Name your requests, oh mighty goddess
Anne Hathaway sex arse (pregnant edition)
>>223074968Give it a rest leftypol
Most racist, patriotically British, Farage worshipping kid in my school was 1/2 Irish, 1/4 Indian, 1/4 British
>>223074869ktimi didn't speak to anyone until i was 8 and they thought that was fine
>>223074999Fascinating fact about someone we'll never meet, cheers mate
>>223075016Rorke
>>223075016*starts solemnly raping you at 40mph*
>>223075016Got plenty more if you want them x
>>223074992bring me rorke so he can be my husband whom i abuse
goipie
got a sick feeling
>>223075054Well sick innit
climate change will kill us all in the next couple decades
i'm nigga rorke, lefty!
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2011556250610516121
can I become a honorary bri'ish>>223074880>>223074929
>>223075065no it wontbe quiet
very politically angry right now but rather than having a boring argument on /brit/ I'm going to do a "political wank" where I masturbate to release my rage and energy instead
>>223075072why is your skin light and pinkish if you are from brazil?
Screaming the word bankai as I climax and throwing my semen like a sword slash at the wall
watched a film there ladsthat "THE WICKER MAN" starring your boy "CHRISTOPHER LEE" was alri ykno
>>223074663ayyo they cookin yall in the catalog
Howdy y'all
>>223075152why are they always making bitchy passive aggressive threads about us
Dildo on klarna
>>223075152not even sure what he means by that
>>223075183the average european is incredibly brown so they seethe at one of the few actually white people in europe
Hey there Hunter I just got back from Walmart and stocked up on real food like orange cheese and all American bread (a dessert)
gimmick idea: competitive gluttonyinstead of just eating slop you calculate the most efficient ways to consume the highest amount of calories to get yourself fat as fast as possible
>>223075247its called feederism please consult bbwchan for more info
>>223075247>you calculate the most efficient ways to consume the highest amount of caloriesJust eat uranium
>>223075247Looksminning
>>223075266In some societied being fat is more attractive
I have been self diagnosed with every illness mental and physical that has ever existed in human history.
>>223075130Some good tits on display in that one
In countries where food has historically been sparse, being fat is seen as sexy. In certain West African and Saharan states they actually force feed girls into obesity even if it causes them immense pain, because then they'll get more money as a bridal price.Meanwhile in countries where food is easily available, being skinny is idolised, sometimes to the point of anorexia.
>>223075295Including being an annoying unfunny retard?
>toil's taking a bus trip up to suffolk on Friday>everyone's been asked for music recs on the trip up there>all the plebs suggested 70s, 80s, 90s pop happy shite>I've thrown in a few sad Sigur Ros songs in therereally going to anchor the mood down
>>223075278name 3
why do germans feel like they have the right to make fun of us
>>223075319>annoyingNot a disease>unfunnyNot a disease>retardYep
>>223075301oh aye yes very much show
>>223075337because they would've owned you if not for the commies
Funny. Haaland is the most beloved player in the world now
>>223075350what's that got to do with anything in 2026
>>223075333Great Britain, the United Kingdom, England.
>>223075333WalrusesBearsPenguins
>>223075327Can't imagine anything more painful
>>223075303being overweight has been idealized in the anglosphere media for years now. so glad that tide is finally turning
>>223075350they weren't even led by a german thats how pathetic they were
>>223075081just a coincidence
I will unite all British threads on the chanA pax britannia will reign over the site forcing hiro to make boards.4chan.org/brit/
>>223075327fucking screaming
>>223075327why are you going to suffolk
>>223075303>In certain West African and Saharan statesWest Africa is incredibly fertile thoughbeit
>>223074290i read it wrong at first, i thought you said your mum and you pretend to be lovers.
>>223075410this team building shite thingAll of us get our own hotel room, have our 3 course dinner paid for that I had to fill in an online questionnaire for we do summat similar once a quarter
I call Lefty "Lef" for short
>>223075410Islamic conference
having a minor anxiety melty
>>223075439the sultanate of suffolk featuring islamic ipswich
Kind of mirrors Israel - Palestine when you look at it
lovely chebshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783738864274579.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1783738552362932.mp4
>>223075458s
>>223075458right well those are girls with cocks arent they
>>223075452So what?So what?
>>223075458get help
wish i could never hear the words israel and palestine every again until the day the die
>>223075493So we should all learn Celtic languages
>>223075493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaGrNq9VrCc
Argentina has the power of friendship and teamwork.What do you have that can win against that?
>>223075452Funny comparison given Israel literally reinvented their language from ancient sources and successfully turned it into a heavily used daily language of millions of people
>>223075511Working brains
>>223075511are jude x
>>223075524don't be rude
>>223075511The Falklands
>>223075511Bellingod Kane Saka and Gordon
>>223075544Fuck off to Argentina
I'm the only person learning Cornish in the East Midlands
Do you like Pippi Långstrump in England?
>>223075577How do you say that in Cornish?
>>223075577Well at least you'll be able to talk to a dozen shut-in Cornish autists when you're on your holibobs
>>223075585I know this character and I don't know why I don't know any Scandis and never read the books or watched the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bWA1cK9ETYI feel bad for pendu>>223075524messi is genius man, nobody is smarter than him on the field.
>>223075605If he's so smart why's he a footballer
>>223075620s
>>223075620that's how autism works i reckon, you can't choose what you're a savant at.
>>223075598Don't know yet but I can say how are you which is fatla genes and I can say great which splann or say tired which is skwith
>>223075635So Messi's autistic is what you're saying
>>223075601Viral cultural import, innit?
>>223075650Yeah he literally is
>>223075605How do you feel about all the referees at the France - Spain game being Argentinian? Do you think that might lead to biased results?
I'm taking you guys here first when you guys come to America
*whispers*Should we really be allowing /them lot/ in here, especially this week? Dont trust em
>>223075662Right well we'll just defeat him with eye contact then won't we
>>223075601some nice pantsu in that show
>>223075668you going to drown yourself in front of everyone?
virtual poo simulator
>>223075681The Indians?
>>223075695I'm sure if the place was called "Nigger Faggot Spring" You would be swimming there very often
>>223075664dunno, lets hope not, France probably can win even with fifa rigging it against them.
>>223075703The yanks
>>223075646Nice one mate keep it up :)
>>223075681*conspicuously stands up and looks around wildly*WHO AREN'T WE LETTING IN!?
>>223075720First you wanted us then you lose now you pretend like you never wanted us. You are vindictive like a woman
>>223075715what with you and your family there wouldn't be any space left for me
>>223075664they're not
>>223075737>You are vindictive like a womanThis is the closest you'll ever come to talking to one as well
>>223075753There is always "Chocking on Hog Creek" where I'm sure you will be equally welcomed
New>>223075777
>>223075766Just because you talk to inebriated two out of 10s at the pub that doesn't make you a playa
>>223075773chalking? not on yours surely, there isn't enough space to draw anything
