is there anything scarier than dementia lads?

The Sopranos is shit compared to Goodfellas

KMAO (KTIMing My Ass Off)

donnie brasco more like donnie tobasco cause that film was a pile of burning diarrhea

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>>223084190
yea thats tragic mate anyway heres a bradly kirk prism

I have nothing interesting to say

>>223084300
fucking chim chimmering

>>223084299
FOY

>>223084304
you've got something, surely?

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>>223084299
Kek

>>223084319
if you like donnie brasco so much why dont you go have sex with him then

>>223084273
the self-styled "employed woman"

>>223084263
I don't go on twitter, and I have friends in real life. Only one of them brought up Charlie Kirk and they said it was grim. It's not a massive topic of conversation here in the UK but if one of my friends was celebrating it, I don't see us being friends much longer. You're the one literally getting your worldview from memes and you don't even see how they're not reality.

>>223084289
you've really never had a single irl interaction in the past year where his death was jokingly referenced? really don't think i'm the shutin in this conversation kek

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>>223084324
No

Mousey's gone all Hollywood on us

I'm too scared to get a haircut in case they cut my fringe too short and expose my massive forehead. As a result I've been walking about for 6 months like Bob Ross.

hi

hapas with attitude

>>223084300
scrim

hell spam his anime girlfriends then he'll start on the ugly raccoon Olympist

>>223084345
Maybe it's an aussie incel thing then.

>>223084360
get the number 4 all over

been mistaken for heathermong many a time but mousey is a new one

>>223084345
Not him but no obviously not
Are Aussies really THAT pozzed with yank culture?

>>223084292
Always conveniently cropped to not show all the preceding bs fed into the ai to tailor these responses
Also doesnt make sense to me that schizos use AI (presumably a tool to facilitate the elite's control) to prove their schizo points of view

>>223084372
mature articulate response

tempted by the fruit of another

>>223084382
if he capitalised God, Charlie Kirk would be alive today

>>223084391
What do you want me to say? I was in Morrisons and everyone was shooting ketchup out their necks having a laugh?
I've already told you nobody gives a shit and you said I was wrong. Must be an Aussie thing.

>>223084386
social media bleeds into reality more than ever mate where've you been for the past six years
are you just 30+?

>>223084345
very weird that australians joke about some american's death lol
im not butthurt by it i couldnt care less, but that in itself is odd. country full of wacky ians

>>223084409
isnt that you?

>>223084382
dont know how anybody who saw that video could think he was going to live. nigga was dead in like 15 seconds

>>223084406
that cats got a binky

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>>223084273

*taps 'british culture' sign*

>>223084431
grifter makes attention seeking tweet? haha no way

i think France will win today but it will not be easy

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>>223084439

>>223084418
The kid posting edgy Charlie Kirk memes called you immature, best to slowly back away in case it's contagious

>>223084398
mad the number of big UK artists who were one-hit wonders in the US, and vice versa

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the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0CLTQZr8rA

>>223084451
Would you rather receive solid gold bars worth one billion dollars or sit at that table?

aussie zoomers spout twitter memes about foreign events to eachother irl and call you the weird freak for not thinking it's normal kek

>>223084422
No, I'm 26, live and work in London, and make £120k

only reason charlie kirk became a meme is because right wing people were acting like he was the 2nd coming of jesus and that there was about to be a revolution over his death

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>>223084360
Just wear a hat everywhere you go

Genuinely think we're going to rape the argies
I'm talking 4-0 4-1 something in that territory

They're the most over hyped team in the world, yes they've got the 12th player but England can get through that

just sent my mortgage deposit of £7300 to the solicitor, the mortgage offer expires two weeks today so they'd better finish this quick

>>223084451
a pint between these three would be classic

>>223084447
same i also think argentina will beat england but there will be riggi and im not english so im allowed to say that. there was the cable and all that on saturday but thats nothing compared to argentina's unbelievable "luck"

>>223084494
small deposit that innit

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>>223084482

>>223084490
https://youtube.com/shorts/bqynY74nIvM

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>>223084418
just don't really trust the cultural perspective of an uptight autist who projects their own incelness onto others ngl mate

>>223084490
Where were people acting like this? And if you say twitter I will report you for trolling

>>223084490
this
notched another one up for "nothing ever happens"

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>>223084451

Cutting my lunch break by half so I can go home earlier, wish me luck lads

>>223084490
trvke

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where are you watching the odyssey the way it was intended to be shown lads?

>>223084503
The wire is actually one of the funniest ABE copes I've ever seen play out

>>223084515
Well, I'm sure you know far more about the lives of everyday British people than I do, so carry on.

>>223084532
shocking haircut

>>223084516
facebook, instagram, traditional message boards, traditional boomer spaces in general

>>223084541
thats me done

>>223084482
ayyyyYO these goofy ass aussies be keepin up with current events n sheeeit they b wildin ova dere

Whoever wins, it will be an honour and a privilege to see men representing my country on the same field as the greatest of all time: Lion-O Messi

>>223084541
over innit

>>223084490
>there was about to be a revolution over his death
lmao no
there is nothing more milquetoast and lame than yank conservatives
>yeah but what about the capitol?
happened only because the mexican larper led them on to it

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>>223084451
frieren would kill kirk cause he's a demon

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>>223084516

>>223084567
thats what they were acting like would happen not that it ever wouldve

Haven't eaten today and am drinking last of the tramp cider from last night. Chopped some tomatoes and left them frying in a pan. No idea why.

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might move to blackpool theres seaside houses for 100k and a spoons and loads of restaurants and amusements. what more could you really need

Decided I'm going to go to the party. If he sees me and has a problem then I'll assert myself

>>223084585
fucking screaming

>>223084567
even the ones who brought their guns sheepishly gave them up at the entrance lmao, same as in Michigan

>>223084516
https://x.com/lil_doza/status/1965930589644902822
(link to an irl video not a tweet)

>>223084535
Chichester

just spilled coke all over my keyboard
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Might need to sex Frieren in her fanny vagina

>>223084585
One guy. Do you know how many people aren't in that picture? Literally billions.

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this isnt a meme picture i stole literally just got this in my notifications

sir binface

Test

Memes on the one year anniversary of Kirk are gonna be mental

>>223084619
Recorded to post on Twitter, mind you

>>223084536
fr genuinely insane
utter delusion
this invisible cable that someone fucked everything up

>>223084300
most comprehensively I've seen a man done on /brit/

>>223084535
I'll watch it in my phone when someone in South East Asia films the cinema screen and posts it online.

>>223084644
hahahah yo the memes are sick tonight. proper good memeing going on haha

>>223084632
why are you mad that someone provided proof to a claim. not the brighest are you

kirky meltie

Now that I think about it, 90% of all Charlie Kirk mentions I see here are from Australia. Makes sense he thinks everybody else would be so invested in him.

kelly cates sex arse

embarking upon a wotanic slut hunt

>>223084684
very strange ngl

>>223084639
would probably break down crying if songebob told me that

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it not right what they go through

>>223084697
shoot women in the head

Charlie Kirk's farming brother, Barley Kirk

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On this episode of funny looking heads

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>>223084647
what about that time ziedy got done so hard he had daily meltys that continue to this day?

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>>223084684
hrrrrm the people known for not taking things serioujsly arent taking things seriously... whatever could this mean

>>223084719
Fooling nobody mate

charlie kirks carbonated beverage business owner brother charlie kirks

do not insult charlie kirk
*eyes turn red and sharingan activates*
fucking. got. it?

why's there so many threads about us in the 'log

thank you very much to the fucking idiot from yesterday who said you can microwave eggs in their shells

>>223084733
ausmongs hooting and hollering at this dogshit

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charlie charlie kirky

>>223084752
>im not angry im not angry IM NOT ANGRY

haven't changed my bedding in weeks no point it will just be sweaty again after one night

>>223084733
charlie burp

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kirk memes are just funny. he has a very memeable face

charlie kirks pornstar sister charlize squirt

im carrying thos flames

>>223084777
dont get this one

who set aussiemong off?

>>223084800
ahaha

digging up charlie kirks corpse and fucking roaring in his face

squirting chilli sauce up my urethra with a piping bag

why doesnt australia have an ira but for australia

I just found out used car dealerships don’t even buy your car when you sell it to them. A finance company buys it and they just make the monthly payments until they can sell it

>>223084666
People were shitting on Charlie Kirk and making fun of him long before they found examples of his fans crying about it. There was a guy at the actual event cheering. Pretending they made edgy memes about Kirk because they saw right wingers getting upset is bullshit. They were just excited to not be the butt of the joke for once.

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>>223084823
>yeah no real friends

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had 2 sick days off where it was just a cold and it was fine but I literally can't recall doing a single thing in the last 72 hours except playing 1 game of darktide

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>>223084884

submerged in pickling brine charlie gherk

hitting a whip nae nae infront of charlie kirks grieving family

Kirk from Coronation Street

>>223084823
He didn't like hearing that people here don't care about Charlie Kirk and isn't the topic of banter between friends.

>>223084904
cheesing

fucking hate this weather it just makes me so unproductive I just sit out in the garden in the sun with a beer instead of hustling

>>223084904
sc

>>223084899
rour

>>223084860
we all know people hated him and his beliefs before his death mate no one claimed otherwise
his death just added a shit ton of fuel to the preexisting fire (billy joel speaks of this)

>>223084950
the global community needs to band together and intervene to save you people from the culinary hell you've found yourselves in

vo2max on the up

>>223084962
this would do bits down the local if she had charlie kirk's face for a face

>>223084910
There are probably terminally online lefties here that crack jokes about it. The same people who got outraged at seeing memes about Kyle Rittenhouse and George Floyd. There are also probably millions of Aussies who don't care or think these jokes are in bad taste because they regularly leave their bedrooms.

Morning team. I've woken up and am sipping a ViMTO ENERGY TROPICAL COOLER

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>>223084884

fuck's sake the keys on the keyboard are all stuck now that I spilled coke on them
I will never again spend more than £25 on a keyboard, it's just too risky

meltdown

reckon people obsessed with trannies like the yank secretly wank to them

>>223085002
Why are you waking up at 13:00 pm de lass?

Makes me cringe when people feel the need to make everyone know they don't care about football or, even worse, support the other team just to be contrarian. Can't they just think "I don't care about football but I can see people are happy and excited so I will let them enjoy it"?

smug bastard charlie kirk, charlie smirk

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this is for all the uncs in here who think it’s too late ITS NEVER TOO LATE

>My kids have become English patriots and I feel a bit weird about it

>The thought of my open plan living room/kitchen being destroyed and turned into a children’s chill-out space with blow-up mattresses and empty Haribo packets is always something I can do without. So when her friend Balthazar’s mum offered to hold it at her house down the road in west London with Lola and her best friend, I was over the moon.

>I wasn’t really sure about how I felt. The truth is, of course, I’m happy we’re all experiencing the solidarity of supporting England, but I can’t pretend this sudden outpouring of love for our country is also glossing over uncomfortable truths about the real state of the UK.

>I couldn’t help wincing when my children insulted Norway and started calling them “idiots”. Then, as soon as Jude Bellingham scored that first goal – my children may as well have been singing “Rule Britannia!” or “Land of Hope and Glory” with their hands on their hearts for their love of their country.

>Until recently, the only time my daughters have ever seen the England flag out in full force is at terrifying far-right Tommy Robinson’s “Unite the Kingdom” marches, draped over men and women wearing red “Make England Great Again” hats.

>>223084996
No, you don't understand.
Everybody sees Charlie Kirk memes daily and they're an integral part of British culture and if you don't agree you're a shutincel with no friends.

>>223085020
Cat pissed on my bed the other day and the pillows haven't dried (I did wash them) so I had to sleep on just a mattress with a duvet cover and it was quite uncomfortable

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just ate 1200 calories of these

>>223084800
I don't get it

You e'er think about hiw the most popular illegal porn, and the most popular legal porn, are both the same genre? Teen?

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>>223085027

Let´s talk about futball cumming hooomee

just nigga'd myself

>>223085064
it's digga d

>>223085054
Afternoon, Greeknonce

>>223084996
>>223085039
>im not mad im not mad im not mad GUYS IM NOT MAD!!!!!!

Spent 60 quid on a haircut at a hairdressers and the person who did it was a middle-aged gay bloke

Got a good haircut but wish it was some pengy chavvy milf instead

>>223085081
this an a and b conversation so c yourself out of it yeah?

>>223085055
Says a lot that this fella doesn't even have another person to make this video with

>>223084943
People who weren't fans of his barely knew who he was. They just knew he was a conservative speaker. They might've known he led Turning Point which canvassed for Trump. If you asked what his beliefs were, these people would have said "racism" because Trump or something.

After his death, his opponents were trying to find things he said to justify the demonisation, and all they could find was "men can't be women," and "women might be happier raising a family than having a career."

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84.2g protein

>>223085061
silly picture

>>223085027
Don't mind people enjoying football but they should keep it to the relevant board

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>>223084962
the would be gf in question haha

>>223085118
or what

>>223085108
What's Graham's protein pouch like? x

>>223085134
consequences will never be the same

>>223085108
it's actually hilarious how supermarkets got everyone believe protein is the metric for how healthy a meal is. guarantee you're little twerp who doesn't lift as well

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which one should i start with it, lads?

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>>223085106
you are not very intelligent

getting my skinny bum out and hitting the charlie twerk

>>223084505
5% deposit on a £145k waterfront apartment, which should really be valued at £300k minimum. don't need a car because the bus station, train station, city centre, workplace are all about ten minutes away

>>223085108
40 grams of sugar

>>223085151
Getting enough protein is important even if you don't lift.
t. degree in sports science that I've never used

>>223085114
scruyng

they should invent a nice meal deal

>>223085173
nice

rorke sobbing and shaking his ass in his bedroom for charly kirk

>>223085173
how much do you earn?

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based norn love an old slapper myself

>>223085173
>should really be valued at £300k minimum
Why?

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>>223085196

>>223085180
you remind me of women who put some lettuce next to their goyslop and think it's now a healthy meal

what is this a penis for ants

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>>223085114

>>223085160
Because of racial quotas. That's a reasonable thing to say if black people are being handed college places and qualifications and jobs for being black. That's not racist. The quotas that prompted him to say that are what is racist.

>>223085205
scre

charlie kirks voodoo zombified corpse ripping apart a plane midair like that twilight zone episode because its got a black pilot

Can you please stop spamming
>>223085206
Didn't say I was wrong though.

rorke carrying the flame

rorke doing an incel walk to the shops (me)

CAN YOU BEAT The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim as CHARLIE KIRK?

Facesitting is the greatest sex position ever invented

>>223085267
I don't know. Can you?

rorke singing "bring it back, sing it back, bring it back, sing it back to me"

>>223085220
it's an incredibly ignorant and inherently bigoted thing to say about airline pilots of all people lmao
you really think they're scooping crackheads off the streets of atlanta and putting them in charge of hundreds of people's lives because of le woke? think about what the implications of what he said for more than five seconds

shall be going to the library today. love the library me haha

can you connect 3 old graphics cards together to make a better one

redditors calling for the death penalty because some kids set off fires that made all of Manchester smell like a barbecue

>>223085298
don't see any reason why you can't

>>223085310
it did stink though

WE ARE ANN WIDDECOMBE
WE CARRY THE FLAME

Am on my lunch break

>>223085310
white ppl moment

nintendo 3ds stylus up the old jappers

i recommend system shock remake. it's pretty good

its fucking anne not ann you retard chucklefuck fuckstickle garbage people

>>223085328
On smoko

>>223085290
>>223085220
True
The problem isn't whether they're qualified, it's weather they're likely to enter jungle mode mid-flight

>>223085310
But only if someone else does it for them, they'll just sit in their little subreddit and cry about it forever.

donnie brasco, whatever happend there

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why does toilberg make me get up so early i'm so fucking sleepy

>>223085328
ktim for about 100 more seconds

>>223085290
If one race has an easier time getting qualifications because of their race, then they will sometimes be less qualified than people of other races who had to earn their qualifications fairly. Let's start there. Is that true or false?

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Can't do anything anymore

https://klipy.com/gifs/judy-hopps-charlie-kirk

>>223085290
Are the implications that he deserved to be killed and mocked after his death?

>>223085366
He would've gotten away with it too, if he had lead a more exciting life and died young.

>>223085361
He's either baiting you or he's actually retarded, don't waste your time.

>>223085372
this is a virus

>>223085356
What time is it there? It's 1pm here.

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why his face look like that

does he get stung by bees every week or what

imagine living in liverpool
having to put up with their phlegmy accents and brutish behaviour 24/7

if i could go back in time id save xxxtentacion

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>>223085403
6 AM lad

gotta be at the jobsite by 6:30

>>223085422
i like the accents
yeah fair amount of brutish behaviour its true but same in other places ive lived

>>223085189
I think I lucked out

>>223085198
In April which was a good month with a lot of overtime, before tax I earned £2216 in salary, £1062 commission, £1013 overtime, which is £4291 total, or £51,492 projected annually. After tax it was £3403

>>223085202
It's a beautiful waterfront apartment where I look at boats instead of cars, and can walk everywhere as it's close enough to the city centre to be convenient but not too close that it's diminished by it. People pay £400k for soulless new builds in the middle of nowhere while I'm a few metres from the sea and walking distance from everything that matters and it only cost £145k

It is small obviously but it's a one bedroom apartment not a studio. It also has a south facing patio

Might buy some 30th anniversary pokemon cards when they come out and see if I can gamble on getting one of those very expensive ones
some of my mates have made a lot of money from buying cards and getting them graded to sell for more

got lots of cheese and bread in so i think i'll just do sandwiches and salad for my tea the next few days

>>223085366
wonder if I'll get a knock on the door when I'm in my 90s about the pick and mix I used to eat while walking around woolies as a child

>>223085129
She has a kpop idol bf.

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here's Glenda

>>223085456
passed this on to MI5

Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 24% (-1)
CON: 19% (-2)
LAB: 19% (-1)
GRN: 15 (+2)
LDM: 13% (+1)
RES: 3% (=)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via @YouGov, 12-13 Jul.
Changes w/ 5-6 Jul.

dua lipa

>>223085478
omg hiiiiiiiiiii xx

>>223085361
i'm sure this is true of low stakes shit like college degrees but not something as stringent as being a pilot, don't be fucking disingenuous
>>223085383
of course not but what goes around comes around mate put on your nuance hat

>>223085478
shes like good meowning haha

>>223085485
lib dem surge

>>223085485
farage is finished!

>>223085485
whats the likelihood of a reform-tory coalition

>>223085446
Okay, I think there could be a very good reason it's cheap, and you'll find out why eventually
You're probably not £150k smarter than the previous owner, estate agents, etc.
But I wish you well all the same, you've found a place that suits you

I'm 32, gf is 27, but just had a wank to 34 year old ex.

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results are in

>>223085478
omg its Sweetie Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000 ..!

>>223085446
i make 32k and i can't even imagine earning 51k. i'd be so fkn rich

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This anime thinks my taste in women

>>223085490
Not him, and not disagreeing (yet) but how do you expect to satisfy quotas without relaxing the standard?
If these people already met the standard there wouldn't be any need to satisfy a quota, surely.

>>223085291
i was lying when i posted this

i make the equivalent of £49k/year

would i be considered working class or middle class in the UK

>>223085490
From 2026:
>The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a new order that all US airlines ensure their pilot hiring is conducted on an exclusively merit-based basis. The directive follows an effort by the US Department of Transportation (DOT) to scale back recruitment driven by Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) goals, which it argues have compromised the country's gold standard of aviation safety.

>Although the DOT and FAA have already ordered DEI policies to be dismantled, many airlines have persisted with hiring practices based on race, gender or other diversity-driven metrics. The new directive means that airlines will now face the prospect of a federal investigation and possible FAA enforcement action for non-compliance.
https://simpleflying.com/end-of-dei-cockpit-how-faa-enforce-merit-hiring/

It took me 5 seconds to find that btw.

The world truly has grown grey and small. What happened to the human spirit all the heros and myths?

>>223085553
income is only a factor of determining class in the uk

burped and a slug flew out

sausage butty snaked into the tummy furnace
my thoughts turn to state provided sausage butties
sir hand shandy needs to pull his finger out and provide