homer pooing
>>223091117
marge sexedna sex
wow, reddit is even worse than i remember.
its gonna take a lot to drag me away from poooooooo
i put the H on it to emphasise
>All of your "banter" is just hypocrisy and projection. Very sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7dRrWOmMvI
it do actually be like that
Um hi
>>223091178imbecile
>>223091187fuck you bastard
Anyone else sometimes post and forget to check if you got any replies?
>>223091187hello :)
go bow down to your king
PC Rorke on scene, get those brats coshed
>>223091182this happened and it was all filmed in real life was it
>>223091212He's from Sainsbury's, isn't he?
Going on a date with a bbw QUEEN! Any tips?
only one game on the tellybox today
>>223091148this is 4chan mate
he's moved on to Pooing Homer nowsad state of affairs. he is more OCD than man now
>>223091147more like dedna
>>223091182boomers watching this and levitating out of their wheelchairs like christ the redeemer before letting out a roar so high pitched it's imperceivable to the human ear and shatters all glass in the vicinity and kills the family hamster
>>223091252
>>223091137>every accusation a confesion
>>223091238is she latinx I've found that fatness in certain races is more repulsive than in others I think a fat white is probably the most acceptable fatA fat east asian is the least acceptable, perhaps because it looks so bloody uniqueA fat latinx depends on the curvature.Fat black - not a fan. Oft have the attitude of an arrogant supermodel.Depends on the fat race, ygm.
>>223091239same tomorrow
>>223091212He's from sainsburys inni?
tried to get healthy and was reading about chia seedsso that was me putting 2 tablespoons in my rice bowl instead of two teaspoonsprobably not in for a fun time here
>>223091279110011like binary heh
>>223091233Get out of my head
>>223091212the episode that started it all
>>223091275state of britain
>>223091275She's a white beauty
>>223091199why do you say this things>>223091204hi
>>223091275cover the bottom half of her face and she's pretty
DPD...lurking...
>*poops on the floor and cums*i won
>>223091231would suck him off right there
>>223091178Americans have worse teeth than Brits and a worse stabbing rate. All of your "banter" is just hypocrisy and projection. Very sad. You're literally retarded mutts that only exist because the french gave rebel brits some guns
>>223091226sent those yappy little birds flying
nth for the baddiedem
>>223091315she just needs to lay off the tacos desuIt's stunning how much more attractive women (and people) can become after shedding a few
would love to see what you cunts calling her ugly look like in a high res candid photo that ends up on a news site
i've got leftover pasta for tea tonight
I've developed a full-blown fetish for indian/pakistani womenBeen on dates with a couple of them. God damn are they beautiful. Just something about the skin colour and the strong, dark facial features (eye brows, eye lashes) contrasting against the whites of the eyes and teeth. Usual have strong jaws, too. I don't know what I'm getting myself into, but I'm not interested in dating white women anymore, especially white british women. I've been on dates them with too recently and they just seem to age horribly? Because they drink a lot? Idk.
>>223091340you can't stop proving your autism both in here and on outer int. you can never identify bait. you talk to ai like it's your dad and best mate rolled into one. you're actually past the point of being pathetic. you're just sad.
vile bheasts
changing my life as of monday. last week of freedom for me x
>>223091363just had 2 crumpets myself
>>223091340be fair lad
>>223091275Rorke found love in a hopeful place, it's coming home!
>>223091349couple hundred pounds on her and she would be PENG
hunched over wanking in an airplane toilet and experiencing sudden turbulence for a split second that compresses my spine and i deepthroat myself
>>223091353the one good reason to wear a covid mask
Yanks looking for the 'foreskin restoring strips' in Walmart.
>>223091275she is a bit fat and spotty
>>223091226kek first one who got floored was just tryna get past
>>223091406bros just saying words
fuck me lad's it's roasting
Any more replies commenting on that mexican woman who is most definitely AI generated? Perhaps some more comments about her weight, her spots, or the discrepancy in beauty between her facial hemispheres?How about the fact she's not fucking real and you're all sat here commenting on... nothing. Get a grip you cretins.
woooooooooow, look at all the vegan ethical lushness the vegan gays have had over this past week for dinner.Give it a watch and get inspired!watching while i have my vegan mince and potatoes!bye loves xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24_cxpZlCE
>>223091440tch... you wouldnt get it...
>>223091446*fucks you*
>>223091452Shut the fuck up you fucking beautiful human being
>>223091457not even elton taking a break in the hot weather
I don't understand why this is newshttps://news.stv.tv/west-central/support-worker-made-sexual-comments-to-colleague-while-she-was-carrying-out-personal-careif you browse this register for 2 seconds you'll see things on it a million times worse https://www.sssc.uk.com/dealing-with-concerns/impairment-decisions/ the only thing i can think of that different is that it's against a colleague not a service user. which begs the question does STV news think the life and complaints of a staff member are more valid than that of a vulnerable person?might lodge a a little complaint. they need cancelled
George Lincoln Rockwell, William Luther Pierce or Robert Jay Mathews lads?
>>223091457when are you going to kill yourself
gotta keep me sausage roll another 2 hours and 15 minutes lads... game not starting til then... so bloody hungry lads... may not make it...
>>223091495Me and the future fat gf
>>223091504Wotan, the Allfather. *roars*
>stv
filter took a second to load and i think i saw a heathermong post. thank god it activated before i was able to read it.
>>223091226Hate it when women square upSo unladylike, gives me the ick
not sure if i should do qualifications to further my career since humanity only has 25 years left
>>223091495thats a smidgeon gay
>>223091494>The SSSC also heard Mccloy squeezed ZZ’s hand tightly for a few seconds, and when ZZ said he was old enough to be her grandfather, he responded “there’s pills for that”.
>>223091504why have they all got three namesproper nazis only have twoadolf hitlerheinrich himmlerjoseph goebbels
>>223091528You’ll do something
wotanem shporing
What do you call a small pigeon? A smigeon
>>223091528yeah just cba
Imagine actually being a yank. Literally the worst place in western civilisation to be born. Literally lost the lottery of life. They brag about winning the war of independence and then they inevitably come crawling back to /brit/, for some of the ancestral soul that they arrogantly threw away just so that some longdead evil rich slaveowners could live the rest of their 18th century lives not paying proper taxes to their ethnic homeland. The 250th anniversary was so sad and muted, they must know it's over. Good!
everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
>>223091564this joke made me hard
>>223091400Umm
Hello /brit/. I'm listening.
>>223091541james mason
not sure if i like the silicone moulds for the air friarthings are simply just not as crispy
>>223091571see >>223091507
>>223091571when will you kill yourself fungus
I'm 33 it's over for me
go and eat your crumpets and tea
>>223091541A lot of them had the "von" honorific in their nameDunno if that counts Having three names is kind of a yank thing desu
>>223091539funny. ive worked with grampas like that. it's bad sure but every instance of removal on that register is equal if not worse. have they just reached for a random one to fill a slow news day
>>223091592okay i will
I act all nervous around people but I also don't want to weird them out so after I'm done interacting I cringe about itneed raping up the arse, me
>>223091571>Literally the worst place in western civilisation to be bornClearly not since Americans live like kings compared to Western EuropeansLand is cheap
>>223091591funny little rhyming goblin
Which movies are she on about?
>>223091599the only top nazi that had a von was joachim ribbentrop and that was because he was jealous of the old aristocracyplus he wasn't really a true believer
>>223091585Restricts airflow doesn't it
Do you honestly fink your fucking funny?
You can just shag RorkeNobody can stop you from doing it
>>223091589
>>223091623One of them is obsession
wouldn't live anywhere else on the planetwould miss the british nights out too much
>>223091589The chappy who wrote the Hitler book is very nearly named Peter Longreich
ill turn your ringpiece into a stingpiece
heatwave got him
>>223091618>Clearly not since Americans live like kings compared to Western EuropeansThey obviously do not. American tv, films, politics, news, podcasts, what gives you this impression? Gdp? Are you that stupid? Do you think the Irish live like kings? Like fuck
>>223091651a whole country of drunks. imagine that
>>223091571Damn! That yank must have said something truly horrendous and offensive to elicit such long responses. What did he say?
>>223091623i wasn't a fan of the psychological aspect of backrooms, it felt unnecessary, i wish more time had been spent inside the backrooms rather than outside of them.
>>223091666Horseberg down!
Biomass are spawning...
>>223091666rip horsebjerg
Why do all the takeaways have those off brand drinks nowadays
>>223091666get him put in a lasagne
>>223091666horsberg
>>223091182more accurate than not let's be honest
>>223091683cozzie livvies
>>223091670>people go out on a friday night to get drunk>everyone is a drunk all the timenice comprehension paje- uh i mean cody
>>223091718getting that drunk is never justified
anyone want to play dungeon defenders 1 with me
Water, Soya Protein Concentrate, Flavouring, Salt, Vegetable Extracts (Radish, Carrot, Paprika), Dextrin, Rapeseed Oil, Smoke Flavouring, Iron, Vitamin B12
>>223091716thought that was a willy at the bottom from the thumbnail
>>223091671Never understand freaks like you that try to suck up to foreigners who hate you, you pathetic worm person
>>223091729because americans don't do that right? they have 2 drinks and go home? (if your answer yes that is a massive L from you faggots)
>>223091716wheres the penis webm of one of these
>>223091743Pass
>>223091701ye because of rorke the police now overcorrect
>>223091752
rorke gone bonkers
going to tesco plan to consume a box of wine tonight you see
>>223091758spastic
>>223091751we actually enjoy life and have things to look forward to
black pussy reformatted me
what snacks we all got prepared for the game lads
>>223091787no matter what americans do you'll find a way to tell yourself why it's better and everyone else is stupid for doing things differentlyyour loss bud
Scran Widdcombe
>>223091764not a penis webm you swindled me
>>223091797Honestly I’m really not too sure this one’s allowed
>>223091802grow up
d-d-d-iegooo???
>>223091811a woman is dead
>>223091787is that why you're hanging around here being a passive aggressive little faggot
grow down
>>223091746That's what he said to you? I suppose that was out of the blue.
>>223091816excuse me, i havent eaten in 3 days, this is important for me
my existence is pointless
>>223091860your face is also gay
>>223091850then eat you drongo
feel like shit
https://x.com/Enzramiller/status/2076925235312660985
Ok, instead of us bickering and calling each other incels and pathetic, why don't we fight crime together! We could find cold cases online and investigate them together
>>223091860
>>223091875i am saving it for the match, so i have something to enjoy then, i have not eaten for 3 days, another 2 hours is nothing
>>223091886only cold case I could solve is a case of frozen lasagnas
>>223091886I would much rather have a gay orgy
>>223091886rather bicker
anne widdecombe commemorative sex arse with wooden stick attachment
I have a kind face
>>223091910>i have not eaten for 3 days, another 2 hours is nothingyou'll miss the second half because you will be expelling liquid shit
>>223091902dubious rascal !
>>223091896bradley cooper has an asian baby?
The French Revolution was the worst event in history
>>223091886typically it's the police who investigate cold cases as being a serving member of the police and investigating a murder or missing persons case bestows significant investigatory powers such as the right to interview people, arrest people, and access CCTV and other evidenceonline you'll just be sitting there with your thumb up your arse among other strangers, fumbling in the dark
>>223091955
right wing guys are like the vagina is so ugly and the penis has a better aesthetic
>>223091591happy birthday x
>>223091886how can we fight crime when you can't even have guns in that country lol
>>223091945i can enjoy the match on the toilet thats fine
a lot of people must have naps while working from home
>>223091955what about that time a bunch of bearded new yorkers killed our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
>>223091998
>>223091646how is obsession protag a narcissist? he just wished a girlie loved him(more than anything else in the world) on a whim?>>223091673not watched it
>>223091998i wank a lot personally
>>223091998I just gayme on my steam deck desu
>>223092011classic
>>223092024do the wanks ever lead to naps tho
>>223091955this but german/french “philosophers”
>>223091843you're not funny, you're a snide fruitcake sucking a yanks mutilated cock to try to appear aloof or whatever. be quiet
>>223091998yep
business idea: ignoring my health problems because they'll probably be alright
>>223091968If I had a girl like this I would order her to tell me whenever she had to use the toilet so I could watch.
>>223092058fooking love fotty humanTOP FOOKING TIER ADS
>>223091955That was the American revolution, which financially and ideologically led to the French revolution
>>223092074
heathermongs rage stems from his four inch phimo cock
>>223092043only if i've been huffing poppers while doing the wank
>>223091955This heat is the worst event in history
>>223092093bruh it even says it's source is facebookget a fucking clue
>>223092058i hate him so much. someone needs to pull his hair like chiellini did to saka's shirt
>>223092093holy fucking hell you actually posted this under the assumption that anyone will read it, including yourself
>>223092126did he>>223092118should they>>223092113does it>>223092103is it>>223092101would you>>223092100does he
>>223092100shut up you fucking freak
alright heathermong how's it going
>>223092134kys troll cunt
>>223092132based mou enjoying a full sugar coke
>>223092134..yh
Bellingham is showering...
>>223092132they even got his silhouette on the back of his seat
>>223092142all me
bratty bellingham
>>223092142some bangers in there tho
we at /brit/ are supporting france
>yfw it's france vs. argentina all over again
Bellingham cockmogs me on the footy field
>>223092113no, none of that information came from facebook>>223092126waaaaah waaaaaah it's long waaah shut up you dull cunt you've literally never posted anything here anyone wants to see. your gimmick of being an annoying parasite isn't actually funny, you do know that right?
>>223092118tchouameni should valverde him
>>223091956Ahh what a jip
deary me he actually did
>>223092168yodeled at the gollum one
>>223092132
>>223092168>"bangers"
>>223092063Oh, he made multiple posts. I understand now.
>>223092170to go to hell!
jude gives haaland's bum a little squeeze on tv viewed by billions of people but no one reports it as sexual assault because everyone knows it's just guys being dudes
>>223092134...yh
>just eat dinner is 25 mins latethese pricks have ran off with my meal ffs I'm starvin
>>223092202wrong vpn heatherchad x
heathernonce listening to man don't care by jme
reading some bullshit
I bet lamine yamal has an average dick
strokng my penile to naked boobs
>>223092229>wrong vpn heatherchad x
i'm a throbbing sexual slab of white chocolate
>>223092228driver response: mm yumy burgr
>>223092250blackliveswaterwaiter
heatherfreak's face getting redder and redder every time he prompts the AI to make bellingham blacker but it won't do it
you reckon he ever accidentally looks down at his tiny little peanut cock and starts crying halfway through an autism fueled nazipost sesh
>>223092199what did he do
i need a mature woman to stamp on my bollocks
Did the Canadian flag say a post was too long again? Did the Australian flag say heathermong again? Wow
had a craving for some Skittles earlier and to my surprise the big tesco has little bags as part of their meal deal treat so I had some skittles. As good as they ever were.
>>223092228just arrived as I sent this message x>>223092254he was a cheery local lad who works for some chinese folks
meltdown
my balls a bit like the last 2 skittles in a share bag just rattling around
>>223092199what did he say to them
>>223092274>you reckon he ever accidentally looks down at his tiny little peanut cock and starts crying halfway through an autism fueled nazipost sesh
wonder how many of the girls in s club 7 had a go on the black ones jumbo nightstick
This anne widdecombe thing then, leftypol or uber rorke?
>>223092288Now the Canadian flag is saying heathermong too. It's interesting how low quality posters are so identifiable
oh he's seethin'keyboard clackin'tears fallin'
>>223092288how bigs your willy honestly i promise we wont laugh
had some bbqed chicken in a flat bread with home made garlic sauce for dinnerit was yummy
>>223092319leftyrorke
Experts have warned that the outlook for British children is “worrying”, following analysis of infant and child mortality, oral health, obesity, mental health, vaping and smoking, asthma, substance misuse, injuries, and reduced vaccinations.The findings come from the Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health (RCPCH), which said that outcomes for children in England across 12 indicators have either worsened or stalled nearly ten years on from its first review.Some 23.5 per cent of British children between four to five are overweight, rising to 36.2 per cent by the age of 10. Vaccination coverage has also plummeted below recommended levels. Infant mortality levels in England remain high, with children in the most deprived areas more than twice as likely to die compared to those in the least deprived areas.
>>223092314wonder if the gay one ever sucked it
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>>223092313what exactly does turning on the aussie vpn achieve mouldie
>>223092296>>223092322Look, you tell them what they are and they rush to get in their "I'm replying to you but not replying to you!" cowardly posts, they're so autistically rigid and predictable
>>223092336Austerity, cameron and osbourne will burn in hell
>>223092322no one cares about you ranjeet
>>223092274he had a few days downtime when his bbc rape gimmick got perma banned to think about the state of his life, and decided to continue ruining it by pretending to be a nazi all daysad stuff
Julian Casablancas+The Foids
making fun of a man's small willy and ballses is such a woman thing to do
>>223092330its ur dinner time not yours
>>223092284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uX9V4mvVOoSeems like it might be either he said something or Mourinho didn't like how he was celebrating right next to him in mocking kind of way
>>223092295>he was a cheery local lad who works for some chinese folksThis is such a specific thing, it's bizarre how accurate it is. The local white middle-aged guy whose sole source of income is doing delivery runs for chinese takeaways. Like you just know this cunt is an alcoholic and has a daughter he rarely sees. He's barely hanging on, just by a thread, and exists in every city, in every region.It's just odd that in an industry 99% dominated by brown indians on e-bikes there is this small niche among chinese takeaways of white alchies who do their deliveries in cars.
haven't seen Canadians and Australians get demolished like this since when we flung em into those ww1 battles they won't shut the fuck up about
>>223092363we got the mouldie maniac over here
youre supposed to call me a samefag or something matey
>>223092287
>>223092383WHOLESOME: this chinese restaurant still delivers slop the old fashioned way
right what’s going on then i haven’t been paying attention
desperate to fit in canadian desperately trying to fit in
>>223092376>barkleythey don't make em like that no more
>>223092383Chineses do cash in hand rather than using the apps still
his heartrate is currently at 110 btw
>>223092386why do you have to make every post so autistic and stilted you can just say we've been done (even when we haven't been but thats besides the point)
Good afternoon, spermologgers
mad when you consider how much time i spend with the toilfus but we arent close at all
im a horibble nasty musty putrid little man
>>223092432ktim (i have a heart condition)
do female pedos get raped in prison like male pedos?
>>223092313Is that you?
>>223092386too bad your country is a literal joke now, and it's only gonna get worse due to this chap
nigga got his lunch
>>223091182highly inaccuratethe female copper more often than not literally looks like an onlyfans slag
hes letting out a wotanic roar
>>223092459He's taking us to the glorious social democratic future
>>223092465i saw a bear yesterday at the zoo!!!!
>>223092314have been listening to this lately imo by ftheir best tune, never had a dream come true a close second xF Paul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnHLMdx0ko>>223092383chinese are old school. prob cantonese who moved here in the 90s would hire local lads to do their deliver runs. grew up with a couple cantonese lads, they were sound af
>>223091182Rorke has to make up aislop now does he?
>>223092475so a more cuckold future?
>>223091275Is it that easy with thirdies? He said she's top 3 and she still took it as a compliment.
>>223092455no that’s me (i recently started playing a video game you see)
getting steaming and talking bollocks isn't as fun when the evidence of your posts are still there after 300 posts and you feel the need to answer to the braindead replies gained the morning after
Rorke making ai slop to get angry over whilst leftypol is out shagging his multi-racial multi-gender polycule
>>223092535>>223092535>>223092535>>223092535
>>223092313We don't sign our own posts with a video of ourselves here
>>223092440you can't just refer to all women you work with as toilfus you just pick one that's special to you
>>223092504He just voted yes on immigration reforms far to the right of anything the tories did
>>223092232good taste
>>223092432>>223092434>>223092459It's always good to end a thread crying right lads? Let's see if this has spilled over to the new!
