Prev >>223102873Scran edition
hey: normalheyy: potential typoheyyy: flirtyheyyyy+: total slut
>>223104280heyyyyy anon~
Found a spooky movie to watch
>>223104290My heart belongs to Jesus.
old timers be likeyeah this pea shooters just a small one*pulls out a full size service pistol*
eyy
old timers be likehelp i'm confused i don't understand please help meand i'm just likeget a job!
>>223104298demons will enter your home through the screen and posses you
>>223104310They didn't the other thousand times I watched a horror movie
>>223104280>>223104290heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>223104316what if they did and you're just a demon possessed weirdo now
>>223104327Nah Jesus got my back
>>223104316I never said they'd be powerful ones. It's more like worms
>>223104331Amen brother
>>223104270Troon fc kek
ima bee ima bee ima ima ima bee
I just need somebody to tell me everything’s gonna be ok
I want to have hot sweaty passionate sex with my wife at Harrison hot springs resort at some point in my life. For you BC Canadians out there!
>>223104342mogged
>>223104270momlover.com
>>223104352
what has /k/ been up to recently
I look like this
>>223104395Handsome!
just farted
>>223104342would
>>223104458Why do trannies like Astolfo so much? He's overtly a dude.
why is it called 'free will' and not just 'will'what is 'unfree will'obviously our will is to varying degrees constrained it doesn't have to be a yes or no answer
>>223104469idk trannies are stupid
>>223104438I'm both 3 and 4
AYO ANY NIGGAS FROM HOUSTON!?!?
A mormon missionary girl taught me how to play this.
HELLO EVERYBODY IT'S DARKSYDEPHIL I NEED THAT MONEY TO PAY MY BILLS
>>223104438but im a volcel
2010 was peak woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
>>223104495
>>223104495Mei Ling was saying this about Zelda turning into Sheik
gonna goon to trannies tonightgod i hate trannies
I'd like to try kissing a girl but I probably wouldn't do it right
>>223104520Average chud thought process
SECURITY BREACH DETECTED
>>223104492??? really?? that was probably like the best year for the 2010s
Holy fuck I've been pissing all night
Why does it feel so painful when I try to just be myself?
So tonight I spent an hour on a bouncy ball in my underwear with the inconsolable crying baby strapped to my chest until she fell asleep and I deemed it safe enough to transfer to a leaning position on a seat and eventually on the couch to fully reclined one and got 3 hours of sleep
goodnight
I smell foid
>>223104561Good night bud
oh so NOW libtards admit IQ is real lmao
>>223104558They just be like that. Mine is sleeping 4 hours or so in between now. At least he doesn't cry much
>>223104562do you think she'll post her tits for us??
Might sneak downstairs for a cheeky 2 AM pepsi or ginger ale
>>223104573Yeah she’s usually quiet but sometimes she goes past this point of tiredness where she can still fall asleep and just freaks out cortisolmaxxingBut apparently it’ll all be over poof one day around the age of three months so let’s HOPE it’ll be like that
If I was born anywhere outside of canada, usa, or japan, I'd be a gangster ngl. I hate governments and pussies but at least I'm in a golden cage
If you guys didn't sexualize women and act weird about them all the time more of us would post here.
I have never seen a woman tits. I want to see, I want to squeeze your boob. Imagine sucking boob milky.
I prefer my bitch to be au sexual
>>223104581Move to Mexico
You ever feel like you're on a fool's errand
>>223104602hell nahthem dickheads are trying to steal my cage
Florida sucks
>>223104572No one said that
>>223104613the jew york times just did right there.
>>223104590YWNBAW
>>223104572Everyone said that
>>223104610yeah it sucks and it's full so fuck off
About to eat 5 servings of skittle gummies AMA
>>2231045901. you're not a real womanwhich I know, because2. women love to be "sexualized"
hoes on my dick cause i look like the pope
>>223104632don't worry, I have no plans of going there
>>223104640The thing about women is they dont actually hold ant real beliefs, feelings or anything because their monthly hormone cycle puts them in a state of constant chaos. If you want to understand or have success with women, it's all about understanding timing
>>223104661definitely not a foid
Eating cereal
>>223104666no im a different anon, idk about that other fag but I personally dont want more women posting here because they always report everything they dont like and bring in all the braindead orbiters
>>223104666thank u satani look like bill gates mixed with obama
>>223104674What kind? For me its Trix
>>223104593Gave my wife's boob a wee suck the other day and a bit of milk came out. Ngl it was kinda good
>>223104280>heyyyy+: total slutda Fonz was a slut?
I'VE SPILLED TABLES ALL OVER MY LIQUID!
>>223104692guy has a point you know
Lactation is a big turnoff yuge turn offI am not a baby nor am i attracted to my mother
>>223104679you stole that pic from me you dumb hoebag
Sam from Game of Thrones was big into breast milk
The /fr/ thread is extremely dead after they lost to Spain
I am still range banned
>>223104723fuck you
>be me>a bee>ima bee
>>223104675if this "foid" turns out to be a real foid are you gonna sperg the fuck out on her like you did to spinny? that was embarrassing
>>223104746Yes I will track her down and send jason to decapitate her with his longsword
>>223104753Jason trooned out and doesn’t post here anymore doe
>>223104775I have a direct connection to him and all I have to do is call him and say his trigger word to activate him and he will go on the move
>>223104692I shant be buying the Larry Fink cover, I found some Arthur Russel and this compilation which we've talked about, also saw some Lizzy Descloux
>>223104794Two in the Fink, one in the stink
>>223104683I had honey nut Cheerios
>>223104729well yeah they're all out rioting I'd presume
>>223104811lel
>>223104775I saw jason on another board yesterday and asked him if he's trooned out yet and is stealing his sisters panties out of the laundry and he didn't answer me smdh
>>223104794the guy I posted you yesterday, Nirosta Steel, he was Russell's buttbuddy...quite literally, I think, but he was also his musical collaborator. He had a great sound, Russell, the smoky voice combined with the cello in a kind of early indie pop context.
>>223104839smdh indeed
>>223104839Yeah he doesn't respond to much of anything anymore. He's a broken man... Buck broken some might say
Bugs crawling all over my screen
Simply men’s cocks
https://youtu.be/ouztI7-G29UMy ex says she gave me the best years of her lifeI saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right
>>223104890Drake wrote that line y'know
>>223104900He should change his stage name to Raped
>>223104775i'm happy for her, i was always rooting for her to be true to herself
Getting autism pangs
>Genius provides a picture to prove itLMFAO
>>223104908Your man a little k we call that shit a mini Drake
How to stop feeling overwhelming social anxiety without becoming an alcoholic.
>>223104925wait it was YEEZY not drake the fake?
>>223104937Ayahuasca
>>223104852oh really? that's interesting, the album was great, hmm let me see if they have it, this record store I went to yesterday is gonna blow your mind, there's stuff from Africa and very niche subgenres, I can stay there all day. he has 50,000 records. Check his discogs, it's insane https://www.discogs.com/user/FatherHerbieRecords/collection?sort=artist&sort_order=asc&page=5
>>223104925Wow I’m surprised they have that on there lol
>>223104925brvtal
>>223104943It's a Kanye song but Drake helped him with the lyrics"I popped styles on 30 Hours and let him repeat" - Drake on "Duppy Freestyle"
>>223104946I used to be interested in zamrock back when it was a fad in the early 00's, tho trad African genres have always been too cheery for me :D
for me?bhundu boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2OIIxcL4Jo*early 10's
What about Bunda Boys
Dentist told me to not use flossers because they rip out fillings and she sees it every day. I think it's just because she sucks at smoothing out fillings. I tried using superfloss and I just cant... It's flossers or no floss at all..
look at what DRUMPH did to the poor trans kids...
A really unfair thing about life is how the best parts of childhood fade away into memory, but the worst parts of childhood can hang on you for a whole lot longer.
>>223104395look like if sam hyde didnt look like a goblin
>>223104342phwoar greta all day everyday, son
just smoked weedbased
>>223105016useinterdental sticks>>223105040fuck childhoodwho caresdunno why people like idealize it as if you would wna be a child agenno i dontchildhood is bullshitmeaningless
>>223104996since I've dived headfirst into west coast AOR, maybe it's time for cheesy late 20th century African stuff too, cause this is pretty fine
>>223105069>interdental sticksmy teeth are far too close together for that
I think some guys are cute, but I don't like gays and think gay sex is disgusting. I don't know how to reconcile those two viewpoints.
>>223105082I remember some anon saying, tho I can't remember where or when, that penetrative sex ain't actually as big a part of gay sex as it is of straight sex, and it kinda makes sense, since the vagina has evolved to take a pounding while the ass is easily damaged.
>>223105072could take thr middle ground of pail simon's graceland
>>223105097fink might have been you that sed dat on diss very general
>>223105097So what is it like? Just two bros jerking each other off?
>>223105099I discovered Graceland at 12 when watching VH1, so that's old hat. Also:>Tsvimbodzemoto: Sticks of Fire [Hannibal, 1988]>Though you can understand why the soaring interplay of the Bhundus' post-chimurenga is classified as a soukous variant, it's folkier in basic approach and rockier in basic instrumentation, as comes clear on their Zimbabwe-recorded second album. Though the sound is thinner than FM technocrats might decree, it suits the band's peculiarly Zimbabwean polyrhythms, in which guitars and keybs take over lines indigenous to the thumb piano. Anyway, it's not so thin you're gonna notice as you fly around the ceiling. Congenital lead-asses start with side two. A-
>>223104983They have tremendous stuff there, also the bartender/cashier is a lovely short girl, the owner is cool dude. I'm gonna spend at least 150 Euro there or so it seems now that I'm looking at their discogs catalog.
>>223105131idk, I've never had gay sex
>>223104937mdma
>>223104937I do breathing exercises and cold showers
>>223105026LOL
>>223105131just two bros scissoring eachother in a subaru
>>223105026no takesie backsies!
>>223105026do they have a roll call or some shitliving on the streets in the netherlands sounds chill af
>>223105026You just love to see it
Ate some mashed potatoes that were so hot they burned my esophagus
>>223105149I may give off the impression of knowing a lot of pop music, but the discogs listing is just bewildering, that's one of those vinyl places for DJ's to find obscure cuts, innit?
I'd like to get right up Martha's vineyard, iykwim ;-)
>>223105273>that's one of those vinyl places for DJ's to find obscure cuts, innit?Absolutely, I spent 3 hours there yesterday and barely scratched the surface. This guy knows his stuff.It's the best record store I've been to in Thessaloniki and it's not even close. There's a bar downstairs and upstairs are the records.
>>223105289
>>223105300finna lurk their instagram cause that's basically a curated guide to their collection, or at least the latest entries into it. Tnx for the rec!
>>223104572to review:>negro has low IQthat's racist to point out, the test is racist due to socioeconomic factors, and the test is invalid due to differences in dey culcha>negro has mildly high IQpresented as a true paragon of color to be praised and showered with adoration
Poop was normal this time award
>>223105385NP, you will find great stuff I'm sure, but the discogs page has more, he said the 25,000 displayed is only half of his collection. He even imports stuff from Japan and other countries.
>>223105398they just hate White people is all.
>>223105464>they just hate BULGARIANS is all
>>223105437>they just hate BULGARIANS is all
>>223105488Told my Greek uncle the casting for Odyssey and his said something anti-semitic.
>>223105528well deserved tbqh
>>223105528That's what you get for being fucking nazis
How were your poops today?
>>223105548They were Bulgarian
>>223105488Bulgarians look like the girl on the left I don't understand the outrage so what???
I will never spend more than $10 on a video game
>>223105551Bulgarian chocolate or what???
I think you're having auditory hallucinations because I never said that
So they say Bulgarians are good at math then how come they can't do the math for their government to not collapse could someone do the math on that or what???
Bulgaria
https://litter.catbox.moe/1pzgfw.mp4
>>223105580if your body's on fire, then your heart is a liarif all you feel is desire, then it's overif you're just being a baby, then you're driving me crazyif all of this is just a maybe, then it's over
>>223104342the two kinds of white women in 2026
>>223105546Greeks fought the Nazis though >>223105548pretty good, since I've been walking 10+km every day, I've been extremely regular.
Things the libs are threatened by: hot female athletes, hot girls in movies, F1 grid girls, hot flight attendants, etc.Things the libs are not threatened by: hardcore porn, OnlyFans, etc. Important to understand this.
Holy shite, I even found the cool Polish dudes, I'm gonna spend some real money today...fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71E8sArttE0
>>223105695F1 is doo doo stinky
Well I'm just a gay homosexual from LGBTQ+ SLOVENIAAAAAAAA!
>>223105752have you thought about NOT being a gay retard haha
>>223105815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWoYy4Ah81seh, could be worse
In the past year Ontario has spent $8 million storing American liquor they made it illegal to sell
>>223105857you should go steal it and become a modern day bootlegger.
>>223105752Me and you
>>223106038lol
>>223105752What's that like? I was under the impression that Slavs hate gays, or do you guys have a gay mecca like Warsaw in Slovenia?
>>223104270is this proppa scran or not
>>223106241It's doo doo
>>223106337took me a sec to realize those were microphone antennas in her bra, I was going wtf is that. alsostrange how taylor is only sexy when she's not trying to be
The board is of average quality tonight but I'm not feeling any thread
>>223106636I'm feeling you
>>223106644THAT'S MY WEINER YOU SICK FUK
I just semenmaxxed your mom
Having a nice stim
This sleep is about to be swagadocious
N
Elon Musk's troon son is just as cringe as him
>>223107062a troon being cringe?? holy SHIT alert the PRESSES
Isn't it crazy how some people are able to think
Just brutally obliterated a spider.
>>223107664RIP
Just woke up
Suck a nigga dick 2011
That's a Pukka Pie kek
>>223106149I was just referring to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, I'm a weird, kinda low T guy, but I'm more or less straight
I'm holding the mystical boaaat Direct from the marinaWhere session players are rolling in blowFar from the world we know
>>223108099T. Mousepedo
Bump
>>223104471will is your drive to accomplish somethingfree will is your drive to accomplish something of your own choosingie. my will to work vs using my free will to goon while stoned
PupupuPUSSYclat
Question: how many times do you have to annihilate and destroy a country’s military capabilities before they stop using long range missiles to deliver precise strikes
sippin coffeeyou could say it is… COFFEE TIME
HAPPY 4:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdTfRnDPXUcLOOKING FOR THE BIG ONEAND ENDING UP WITH NO-ONEA MIND TO MATCH THE BODYCAUSE LOVE IS NOT A HOBBY!
Erm, based?
beat a hard video game thing. siiick
>>223109771go on, what thing?
girls with pixie cuts and hair armpits
>>223109915Not my type
Rei… Had a hard life.
>>223109739>do a “death to the klan” march>dieHow did they manage that
Pornography took women's pubic hair away from me, and then they performatively blame me for it because I've viewed subadequate pornography without bush.
>>223109974smoking causes you to inhale the plastic membrane inside of the cup
ever since I've stopped drinking I've been tweaking on energy drinks most every day. Just two of them make me hyperactive for hours.
>>223109974>>223110140I used to do this when I started blazing.
friggin wildfire smoke outside my friggin house
>>223110561its outside my house too you faggotlearn to take care of your forests, it was freaking orange outside all day yesterday
>>223110643Pussyclat!!
Would you still use AI if your name was Dave?
>>223110857Would I still use AI if it made me infertileHellYES I would
>>223110857Probably wouldn't risk it
>see discarded homeless sign>see an unopened sandwich>sign says hungryThis is why I never help those useless fucks. Why waste a good sandwich?
thinking about moving to a place thats safe from natural disasters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQholy moly! geez I'm not sure if I can trust the ameriKKKan police anymore?!
>>223111552You are a natural disaster
>>223110857My name is already Dave
I don't have time to shitpost all day at the new jobDo you guys miss me
>>223104331Exorcised that freak
>>223111732like a parched stranded looking at seawater. i see your face in the reflection of every post, and all i want to do is drink. but i know it's not you. never you. all just salt and longing.
hello
>>223111788y-y-you too!
visited gymberg. not seeing my arms grow
>>223111854you trying to get them longer or wider?
he opened up the doorthey started runnin, ooo they started runnin
It is Wednesday my dudes.
>>223111922whatchu know bout that? probly tons.
So fucking sick of this smokeSo fucking sick of Canadians not knowing how to run their own country
>>223111863wider
dreamed i put on a concert/event for my favorite bandand it was so poorly put together they left partway through
that's censorship man
>>223111998Where do you live? There's no smoke on the West coast.
>>223112161New England you FUCKING LEAF
>>223112175Sacre bleu
>>223112212
why can't we be friends?
>>223112246Picrel was the funniest shit ever when I was like twelve.
I'm making my coffee. Gimme a minute, I'll start posting when it's done
>>223112069LMAO
>>22311136090% of them are just begging for money to buy drugs, the other 10% are just grifters. It's more profitable in some metropolitan cities to panhandle than to work
i hate these bitch ass hormones. this isnt 2010
Coffees done. WHATS GOING ON MY DUDES GOOD MORNING
>>223112375still more honest than all the foreigners who have been caught in the healthcare fraud recently
If it wasn't for coffee and Aleve, I'd look like this
>>223112375>It's more profitable in some metropolitan cities to panhandle than to workYeah I remember reading an article about how some panhandlers in downtown Houston were pulling six figures for a couple of hours a day begging... And this was in like '99 or 2000, back when six figures was actually significant.
>>223112529No you wouldn't. Obesity is genetic
The Dukes of Hazzard theme song slaps hard afThat's real American music
>>223112557depression also contributes desu
Je suis Charles le roi
Obesity is not genetic. Fat people are lazy and worthless sacks of shit
>>223112557>No you wouldn't
I’m lighting extra fires just to spite this guy
>>223112585This I used to be fat, and I was a lazy shit
>high of 25C low of 15C todayLFG
nicest sunset i ever seen, when i was a cartpusher, was after a day of haze from fires
https://youtube.com/shorts/iJjYO-LB6wE
Monterone candy or whatever it's called is good
It's Toblerone you git
All this global warming shit is just propaganda
What would you do if you were walking out in the middle of the night and a woman dressed in white carrying a hatchet grabbed you and make you suck her gock
are you a boring cocksucker
Take a propa gander at these nuts
>>223112851Hey that's my phrase
In the 1500s having a pineapple was a sign of extreme wealth in Europe. Imagine all the effort it took to get a pineapple into Europe back then. Mindboggling
Using the Water Closet
>>223112851yes :(
Same shit as spices. A handful of black pepper in 1532 would probably cost the equivalent of around $32,000 today
in the 1500s having a small cock was actually cool and based... also being short, that was also really cool and based back then
>>223112960The dubya cee
If you see da policeWarn a brotha
You’re not invited to my birthday party
>>223113146why not?
>>223112585>Obesity is not genetic. Fat people are lazy and worthless sacks of shitWhat if they're just big boned
>>223112585obesity comes from neglectful parenting of children between the ages of 4 and 11, and just like drugs you will never forget how good it feels to splurge.
Find me a girl to make my life complete
If you not from New Orleans then where tf you from
>>223104270thoughts on this scran?
>>223113332San Marino California E vo sape pecche? That's where all the real people dwell
Jesus you must be rich
>>223113347>fries>baguetteMade for bulking. Architect approved
We got a couple beans, ngl
What would you do if the wicked witch of the forest came on you
NEW>>223113302
brotherberg’s pregnant gf was a fat child, lost the weight, and is now fat again for the babywill be laughing quite heartily if she stays fat after giving birth
>>223113464Sex
>>223113507what if her pussy stank
