>Haaland's girlfriend is the ultimate proof that Latina women are in a league of their own; you can tell from miles away that she has South American blood. European women will never have that vibe, no matter how hard they try.>Isabel Haugseng Johansen, Erling Haaland's girlfriend, is Norwegian from Bryne and has no South American ancestry.
>>223106439So why do norwegians so often look med? You don't really see that phenotype in sweden.
>>223106439I think it breaks their brains when they see Europeans that aren't blonde haired and blue eyed. Like they can't understand how this has happened.
their only material contribution as a race is their cumdumspter women
>>223106471>>223106473There's no way she's racially pure. As an American I'm constantly exposed to every white phenotype on the planet and I can't say I've ever met someone that looks so definitively part Latina or Filipino and was pure white.
>>223106471What phenotype does Alicia Vikander have?
>>223106569She just looks generically Southern European
>>223106471Portuguese sailors traveling to the west coast giving Norwegian women BIG MED COCK.Not even making this up.
>>223106557She has 1000lbs of makeup caked on and possibly surgery, its completely normal for women to drastically change their looks nowadays.
>>223106591So "Med", then?
>>223106473>YJK she is a dalit like us>because YJK she likes norwegian and we svffer>but it's good because she is not blue-eyes brahmin latinxthis is how it sounds desu
She could be part Sami, could explain why she looks sort of Asiatic
>>223106471Honestly it's probably some kind of ancient European remnant, kind of similar to how some people on the british islands look as well. We also have much less of the baltic element present in Finland and Sweden on the western side of the mountains.>>223106592This is pure mythology.
>>223106624Probably not at all, actually. Rogaland is about as far away from Finnmark as it is possible to get on the mainland.
>>223106697?Do people not move around in your country?
>>223106710There are very few people with Sami ancestry in the first place, and nearly all of them are in either Finnmark or Oslo.
>>223106592>Portuguese sailors traveling to the west coast giving Norwegian women BIG MED COCK.Brown men crossing the world for pink pussy is not something recent apparently.
>>223106743i simply refuse to believe that a 100% pure-blooded ethnic Norwegian would look like that
>>223106624>Haaland and his gf look weird because they both have Sámi ancestry or something
>>223106833Varg talks about it all the time. Southwestern Norway imported so many Celtic slaves it caused a small racial tragedy.
>>223106685Norway has ancient phenotypes mixed in like cro-magnid types that also manifest in northern Sweden, I really don't understand what they mean by 'med' though. Just darker hair or non-blue eyes?
>>223106845No Haaland's obviously pureblood
>>223106624She literally looks fucking Peruvian. Lol. Not even a lightskin Latina look.
>>223106471descendants of slaves taken by the vikings and the occasional med tradesman or artist they would import to do stuff
>>223106859>CelticAgain, I've been around genetically Celtic people my whole life and I've never seen this phenotype
>>223106859Varg is retarded/demented and often doesn't understand what he is saying. Celts are not distant from Germanics, in fact they're often so similar that historians don't know if a tribe was Celtic or Germanic. They're just different branches of the same tree.
>>223106471You do. You know nothing about Swedish phenotypes.
>>223106833
>>223106913sure and you've probably never seen mongoloid Celts either
>>223106962She doesn't look mixed at all
>>223106983she looks a lot more mixed than Haalands slag who only looks pseudo-Spanish
>>223106921They definitely are distinct you germanic bastard. Both in looks, languages and culture.
>>223106557>As an....Anyone who starts a sentence like this is a colossal faggot. By the way, real Europeans call themselves by their nation's name and not your retarded race definitions, you rootless clown.
>>223106471>>223106591Literally just north atlantid with a tan.
>>223106685>This is pure mythologyIt happened, I was there
>>223107073Ah yes, because someone from Schleswig-Holstein and an Austria are exactly the same because they happen to speak the same languageRace is real, "nations" are fake
>>223106871Let's check what real placenta patriots have to say.
>>223107050He's right, considering actual Celts are an extremely rare breed nowadays. Most Irish people and us Norsemen are infact quite closely related, especially the stiffer and less pliant breeds of Irish in the north, who most certainly have Norse, Scottish or English forefathers. The only Irish phenotype that isn't closely related to Norsemen would be the type found primairly in the west of Ireland, with a low forehead, large mouth, inclination to a squat figure, and the general effect is that of a survivor from an early period in human history.
>>223106817We did it for the fish in this case
>>223107185Why are the Iberians taller than the Nord kek
>>223107165Shut the fuck up retard
>>223107139Race is colonial nonsense. Nation means that you and your ancestors have been living on certain soil for generations without the influx of foreign blood. That's what counts.
>>223107158According to varg Haaland is a foreigner like a gypsy
>>223107322>without the influx of foreign bloodY'know you should read up more on European history. That is, if you consider other Europeans "foreign blood". Nations are cultural, not racial. Mussolini and to an extent Hitler even admitted this.
>>223106624She looks like morrocan/turk/spaniard
>>223106592>Thinks about other men drilling women from his countryYou are definitely norwegian, ir at the very least white
>>223106921Dissection is way better music anyways Burzum is amateur hour in terms of composition, just dull
>>223107483the guy from Dissection captured stray cats and sacrificed them to Satan
>>223106439Kek look that profile pic. Looks even worse than halaand. This who spams here all day "im brown and i want to be white" and then a second thread "why do browns want to be white". Whitoids are pathetic desuAverage brown musicianyoutube.com/watch?v=w5fLGWrHouk Most attractive wh*te musicianyoutube.com/watch?v=8_UnANdDqJc
>>223107548At least he was committed. Varg just posts on twitter.
>>223107579Varg is relatively sane
>>223106624a portuguese sailor got lost centuries ago
>>223107645And that's why he's not a true legend like Nödtveidt
>>223107431>>223107573Panchitadas históricas.
>>223106439Blonds truly deserve to go extinct, they always end up dating browns.
>>223106439shes literally orange you couldnt come up with a more norwegian looking woman if you tried
>>223106471my fault, I apologize.
>>223107764Pero como te atreves
>t.
>>223106471>>223106591>>223106624Y'all are so autistic and don't understand genetics.Yes, a person can look brown even with 100% Norwegian ancestry, see image attached.The nadsis were wrong and there are things like mutations, or different combinations of genes that were not present in the parents, which can lead to different appearances.
>>223108502>no DNA test
>>223108502This. Some people are just brown. Some people just happen to win more melanin in the gene lottery. This is a Finnish football player Jari Litmanen as a kid.
>>223109290This is him now.
>>223109290
>>223109290Yes and then consider that ALL Europeans have Neolithic Farmer DNA, which are people who came from the Mediterranean area and they started out relatively! brown, most got lighter with time due to the lack of sun in Europe, but some genes remain, this is normal.And then ofc WHG and Yamnaya used to be also browner. Brownish skin is not that crazy for a European to have when you consider history.However there are features that you will almost certainly never find in a European but I don't see them in any of the people here.
>>223107321no brother wars
She doesn't look latina, she does look Norwegian.
>>223110222How do you know how Norwegian and Latinx women look like if you're Brazilian?
>>223110944Social media.
>>223106471Another pheno autist L like every day.
>>223106439I knew scandis were ruddy but I didn't realize they were also so swarthy.Benjamin Franklin was right.
>>223107073Wahrheitsatomsprengkopf
>>223111340
>>223111340>>223111413
>>223111413he's right doe
>>223106439>first racethe cuck word literally comes from france before america even existed
>>223111718Were the French the first to hallucinate getting cucked and enjoying it, doe?
>>223111989they don’t need to hallucinate it.
>>223106471>>223106557This is such an overdone meme. I've seen a lot of brown haired/eyed northern europeans outside of phenoautism topics.
>>223106439this thread
>>223112247Yeah its super cringy
>>223112289Are you South Asian?
>>223106591there is a little tiny bit of slav in that face
>>223106439>>223106624Euros are all about racial purity and mock New Worlders for being mutts, but then will actually tell you this bitch is 100% Norwegian.She very clearly has significant non-European ancestry, stop fucking bullshitting.
>>223106439Norwegians are luso and therefore Latinx
>>223106439I see better woman than her on the street dating brokies
>>223106471>You don't really see that phenotype in sweden.Swedes are way more likely to look med unironically
>>223106439>>223106471Literally just mountain troll ancestry. It's very well documented that troll-women are dark-haired and rape young Nordic men. You'd know this if you ever researched Nordic history
>>223106471some people there just look like that, norwegians arent all blue eyed and blondetheres some folk myth about foreign sailors causing people to look darker but theres no evidence of it
>>223116274can’t suffer in trolldinavia.
>>223116274bullshit, Olaf Haraldsson killed all the trolls
>>223106471scandinavian women would often cheat on their husbands with jewish merchants
>>223107214The twink is on his knees
>>223106817I thought we were white men crossing the world for brown and yellow pussy. Spices, too
>>223106439niggas never saw a north atlantid bitch with a tan. to be fair, it's on her. tan looks like SHIT if you are north atlantid.
>>223119988>replying earnestly to a shitposthow are you this shockingly naïve?
>>223115028She does look Persian. Maybe there were Muslim Vikings after all
>>223111413why did you post the shitty version of this map. do you think there is fucking saxons in bavaria? retard
>>223120061>taking a shitpost reply seriouslyPorquê?
>>223117406Still here in Iceland, immigration still happens
>>223116274Redpill me on the TQ (Troll Question).
>>223106471>You don't really see that phenotype in swedenplenty of those in Sweden. you're just clueless
>>223120130You are lazy
>>223124554It is true that it is relatively less common though because they've got much more baltic influence than we do. Particularly anywhere west of the mountains will have little to no of this baltic influence.
>>223106471med slaves from viking age o algo
>>223120130>Not lazy
this world cup just exposed how cock hungry latina women are far white men
>>223115028she doesn't look new world mystery meat 44% other face though
>>223109317Hola Senõr
>>223122688we don't talk about it
>>223107076ancient anthropologist would have classified her as plaeo atlantid given her robusticity>>223106471>>223106439it's insane just how people don't understand phenotypes besides pigmentation, she has wide prominent cheekbones and a wide robust face, she doesn't not look like an italian or a spaniard
>>223127737ok jeet
i'm a manlet, how would i do women wise in norway?
