You’re forced to pick one of these countries to live in permanently:-Thailand-Vietnam-Indonesia-Brazil-Mexico-Lebanon-Tunisia-South Africa-MongoliaWhich one do you pick and why?
Thailand is almost first world these days, but I can't resist me some Indonesian honeys.
>>223116548Probably brazil because i could eventually blend in and understand the culture, good balance of climate/affordability and attractive women, no risk of getting blown up by missiles or terrorists.
Mongolia because while it's probably a shithole at least it's not a hot, humid kind of shitholeLebanon might be nice it wasn't a totally failed state
brapzil because it seems like a chill place desunot too first world that you fixate on bullshit problemsnot too third world that you live in mudhutsperfect balance between modernity and tradition
>>223116594Probally just Bangkok, the rest of the country is still SEA.>>223116619>no risk of getting blown up by missiles or terroristsWhat about violent gangs, anon? The country have higher homicide rate than some countries at war
>>223116923Thailand, vietnam and indonesia are the safest countries on that list but I could never fit in and live like a local, it's part of my calculation obviously. If you aren't doing drugs, hanging around with bums, walking around known dangerous hoods im sure the violence is avoidable in brazil.
>>223116548Brazil is big enough for moderate climate and has just as many whores per sqm as Thailand does.
>>223116548oh no... which one shall i pick
Thailand, Brazil, or Mexico. Can't decide. Which one is most first world outside of favela and narco apeshit
>>223116548If i ever make it big im going to buy an AN2 on floats and travel the world before fucking off to the deep jungle of either Brazil or Vietnam. However i would like to visit the other countries on your list too.
>-Thailand>-Vietnam>-Indonesia>-Brazil>-Mexico>-Lebanon>-Tunisia>-South Africagood for having a social life (read: sex)>-Mongolianot good for having a social life (read: sex)
>>2231165481.Thailand2. Vietnam3. IndonesiaAny one of these would be good
>>223118650Also all of those top countries have beautiful coastal and mountain cities but mongolia is a desolate nightmare shithole
>>223116594>>223116923you gotta bokep the jilbabhttps://bokepjilbab.cc
>>223116548Tbh I am good with any country except tunisia.Can't wait we get nuked forever
>>223116548I will live in the country which is somewhat similar to mine, so Brapzil here I come
>>223116548Mongolia is tempting for the eternal steppe which calls to me... But probably (tropical) Mexico. Plenty of nice enough places there and qt latinas, and I know a fair bit of the language already.Brazil is almost tempting for the rainforest... But I can't be arsed to learn weirdo huehue Spanish and their government seem terrible.
>>223116619Why would a Japanese person feel closer to Brazil than to Asian countries with a similar culture?This says a lot about Japanese racism toward their dark-skinned brothers.
>>223119480That's Private first class Enrique Gomez you're talking to, not an actual Jap. No Japanese flags that post here are actually Japanese people
>>223116548Vietnam, would choose Thailand if there was less tourists
>>223119520Why are american incelposters so hostile and seething towards their own countrymen serving abroad? Jealousy?
>>223118712and no sex. incel prison.
>>223116548Vietnam any day of the week. It's like thailand but cheaper, without annoying foreigners everywhere and a lot less degenerate.
>>223116548Mongolia, maybe Lebanon if I'm feeling cute and Khameini or Khomeini or whoever wants me to be his top guy
>>223116619You know in Brazil there are gun battles between drug cartels and the government on a daily right? You'll wake up to a tank rolling down the street and then to a terrorist that wants to use you as a hostage. You have to remember that we're the unluckiest people alive, anywhere we go and anything we do will go badly. If we've managed to settle into a holding pattern in which we aren't being hurt too badly, it's wisest to stay put. Nothing ever happens anyway.
>>223116548Vietnam since they're nominally socialist.
>>223120814You are only exposed to that if you live in an illegal shack in a ghetto because you can't earn more than $10,000 a year to move away.
>>223116548very easy choice actuallythailand>vietnam,brazil,mexico>mongolia>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>inside satan's asshole>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>indonesia,lebanon,tunisia,south africa
>>223120877And what makes you think you won't instantly become what you deride either in this generation or the next
>>223116548Mongolia. You couldn't pay me enough to live in the others.
>>223120814I’de imagine it’s isolated to a handful of cities and regions. São Paulo has a homicide rate of something like 5,5. Meaning violence exists but is largely negligible tier.
>>223116548brazil
>>223116619>no risk of getting blown up by missiles or terrorists.higher death toll than syrian civil war...
>>223116548>Which one do you pickThailand>and why?I compared the countries stats on crime rates, economy, education, hdi and rule of law and chose the best one.
>>223116548VietnamIt's a low crime country and I respect them for their fierce independence from USA and even china.
>>223116619we have terrorists here, the drug warlords who shoot down helicopters
>>223124452Thailand is dangerous due to political violence
>>223124525i would not become a helicopter pilot for the brazilian air force, i would simply be a coomer living on the beach
>>223120814>anywhere we go and anything we do will go badly. If we've managed to settle into a holding pattern in which we aren't being hurt too badly, it's wisest to stay put.pussy shit. also reminder that over 80% of homicide victims in Brazil are literally black.
>>223116548Thailand, easily. Hot girls galore, can get a Thai gf to help navigate society, the country is so popular with Norwegian boomers that I could probably find more Norwegian friends there than here. Hot climate year round, kino beaches, extremely low prices. Only downside is a difficult language, but that goes for all of these except maybe Mexico and Brazil really.
>>223116548Brasil or Vietnam. Vietnam will eventually be a first world country due to the high iq nature of east asians. In respect to Brazil, their language and culture is very soulful and they mog every country in latin america in this regard.
>>223125754>Vietnam will eventually be a first world countrynot a single viet believe this, not even the dumbest cpv shill chud
>>223116548dont know anything about mongolia but it sounds like a cool place
>>223116548Which one has the cutest girls?
>>223116548Thailand of courseI love Thai food
>>223116548Is Tunisia not the most obvious choice here?
>>223116548How bad is Vietnam about free speech? Because I'd pick there since I'd likely get corporal punishment for calling the Thai king a freak at some point.
>>223127657Never mention the VCP negatively and you're good
Thailand and Vietnam are just a first world countries at this point. When I visited there, I became extremely depressed coming back to the Philippines.
We live rent free in your minds Also what's with these absolute insane "muh violence", "muh more dangerous than Syria" takes? You guys are so retarded it's beyond absurd at this pointYou do realize that violent crime has been going down for more than a decade now right? I wonder how much longer you subhuman turds will be able to pull out this le epic gotcha trump card without sounding absolutely retarded (which you already do btw)Anyway, eat shit and die, we don't want your kind here
>>223116548Brazil > Mexico > Vietnam > Thailand > Indonesia > South Africa > Tunisia > Mongolia > Lebanon
>>223127657>/pol/ chud can't help himself but to badmouth whatever government he has to live under to he needs to make sure he's allowed to beforehand
>>223127964>clearly ESL >already being an identity politics freakOnly in Canada!
>>223116548South africa so I can have sex with the biggest bunda
>>223116548Thailand>and why?I can easily blend in o algo
>>223116548Mongolia seems the nicest because of the low population density and it not having a disgusting tropical climate. Even if they're not very rich, I assume I could get by if I learned a very basic level of Mongolian and avoided the slums with the horribly polluted air.
>>223116594VPN off somchai
>>223116548IndonesiaIf Brazil didn't have insane hate speech laws and woman criticism bullshit, I would choose them.
>>223116548I really wish I could say tunisia or lebanon but I'd never feel safe there so thailand.
Indonesia
>>223116548South Africa since it has a significant amount of White people and a nice oceanic climate
>>223116548Is this even a question? Brazil, especially if it’s Rio or south Brazil with its white majority
>>223129656there are no whites in BrazilYou have been lied to
>>223116548>IndonesiaI don't need to learn new language. Any country is fine as long as you rich, thoughsoever.
>>223116548Keep my country's name out of your FUCKING THREAD
Shouldn't you be hunting ants for your daily meal instead of making nightmare scenarios for people to choose?
>>223127434I do, you might look at your countrymen and think of them as primitive, but that is because you have never been to latin america or the islamic world and also dont speak the language. Vietnamese people have an iq of at least 102, so according to chud racial economic science, they should become developed at one point. In pisa you even score above Iceland i think. The work ethic of east asians when it comes to studying is insane. ygmi
Brazil. Samba, futebol, and pão de queijo it is for me.
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From best to worst:1. Brazil2. Thailand3. Vietnam4. Mongolia5. Indonesia6. Tunisia7. Mexico8. Lebanon9. South Africa
>>223118963La Tunisie shall rise one day.
>>223116548Mexico simply because it is the one most similar to the US in many ways. Probably Nuevo Leon or somewhere in Jalisco or Yucatan. I wen to Monterrey for a work trip a year ago and it basically just feels like Los Angeles but cleaner and no beach.
>>223127641that's what I think too
Mongolia
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