Dogberg edition
alri
shriel
The Australian zoomer is a bloody nutcase
>>223116912smdh more blacks in an England kit
I personally find the Chris Riddell relationship dynamic quite odd.I wonder if she's managed to get him to agree to illustrate a children's book for her, and this is the way (via his significant reputation and sway) that she might finally accomplish a modicum of sincere interest from a publishing house. Ultimately this would make sound commercial sense in a way that a book of her own did not. If someone like Chris is pushing interest then that would be a very compelling proposition for a publisher, he himself is very well connected.I know she does her best to perpetuate an almost unnatural extreme of naivety and invokes serendipity when it comes to any professional success, but anyone with half a brain can see that these things do not simply come about organically to a person, you have to push for them, monopolise on connections, play the social media game (like she is doing with all this hinting). She isn't some hopeful working class child making an unlikely wish to one day be an author with all odds stacked against her. In fact, she's a very wealthy adult woman educated to a very high level who's been heavily utilising every privilege she has for years to try and get a deal signed. She already has an engaged fan base that offers a publisher a strong marketing reassurance, she's attempted multiple different pitches at this point and still nothing has ever gone over the line.She desperately wants it, and if/when it happens she will still pretend she curled up at night with a candle lit, wished very hard and now just can't believe something like this is happening to her, it's grubby really. Saying "I've been pursuing this relentlessly, I've built relationships with the right people, got myself in the right rooms, and I've finally made it happen" is in so many ways more true than her need to be special or noticed, which presents such a distorted picture of how success is generally achieved - all so she can stroke her own ego.
wish umbro got a deal with england kits but I suppose they can't compete with the big brands
desperately stuffing myself full of drugs
Azerbaijan ethnically cleansed 150,000 Armenians in the past few yearsThe few that refused to leave were only a few elderly, mentally disabled/insane, those unable to leave due to disability Even still, many of these were killed, beheaded, by Azeri Muslims
>>223116944
>>223116981how many of these images do you have you vile worm
>first they stole our islands>now they want to steal our world cupWhy are englishers so evil?
>>223116993no one gives a fucking shit nigga
right well I've been posting in that subjectless non-/brit/ haven't I
melt this curse away
>>223116993Why do people hate Armenians so much
gruesome
if climate change doesn't pull through and destroy us all i'm going to have to deal with the consequences of my inaction
>>223116993get them on our streets asap
umbro, mitre, admiral. real brands. none of this woke castore nonsense
>>223116957all the 50 year old women on tattle pay more attention to rubes than their own kids
>just got a haircut for the first time since November>29 years old>UNFATHOMABLY grey good god going to look like a right unc at toil on the morrow apparently hair dye looks unnatural the first few days you put it in too so can't be doing that tonight either
>>223117018Nuclear war will kill us first
>>223116999this is my bradley and funny videos folder
>>223116999
>>223117003You are an Italian colonialist, imperialist, who stole Native American land.
>>223117013it's like looking at my own disgusting pear-shaped body when I see this image
>>223117020what about champion and kappa?
ausmong going the way of heathernonce and ruining his life
>>223117040You’re ruining your bloody life Lachy
fucking shit roafing the aussie has a folder called "funny" that's one gb big
>'Anon why do you have a folder on your computer with 300 images of Bradley Walsh in? Why is one in the shape of a swastika?'
>>223117025
>>223117068>>223117067
Not had a pear in eons
>>223117087
>>223117054foreign muck
>>223117040
>>223117049
faTHAAAAAAA! UNHAND ME, PRIEST!
bruce scrolling through "funny" with a magnifying glass trying to find the perfect bradders out of his pile of 1600
rape my arse
>>223117045screar
>>223117040screaming at it being exactly 1.00gb for some reason
v boring thread now going to go gaze at photos of my animus bye bye
Around 20ish years ago or so, at certain pubs and/or cafes you could get what was essentially a happy meal. The meal itself was just a sandwich, crisps and juice from what I remember, and there'd be a little shite toy like the kind you'd also get from a christmas cracker, and it came in a box that you could do activities on, like mazes and word searches and such. 1. Is that still a thing?2. What the fuck were those called
>>223117120its like 40% bradleys its mostly dumb images i like and animal webms
>>223117098Honestly they're shit.
its not funny though is it. you're not screaming though are you. you're neither pooing nor roaring. maybe it's time to get a grip.
>>223117149i'm 40 years old and never heard of that so i don't think they were ever popular
y10
Been a bit dry on the (you)'s lately to be honest
>>223117139alright desmond miles
>>223117176have one on me
>>223117176:)
>>223117015we don't know why they don't kill humansthey easily could but they never do
>>223117149I'm 33 and have only had sex with one woman in my life
>>2231171434d hyperbradley
rorke ordering a paki pizza on his glowing crystal evil orb
>>223117176Been getting a lot lately so here’s one for free
>>223117187they're smart enough to know what we'd do to them
>>223117143
>>223117190I've been with 13 but 12 of them were prostitutes
>>223117210s
Just had tea, feeling quite hot now
im reginald
I've been pursuing this relentlessly, I've built relationships with the right people, got myself in the right rooms, and I've finally made it happen
how is she making that noise with her mouth??https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783373078372979.webm
dad i'm gayhi gay i'm dad
got those silly little beers you can only find in Aldi
>>223117250alien ass nigga
there should be a (you) economy where high (you) scoring individuals such as myself get preferential treatment and low (you) scoring people such as the people reading this post are punished
>>223117262
>>223117250i can do that .. slapping her teeth with her tongue
>>223117209We wouldn't do anything though. When a shark kills a human we don't mount an invasion into the ocean to kill that shark (though one might argue we should, to teach them a lesson).
>>223117212I got lost in the filters and can't get out
>>223117286had more yous than youve had hot dinners
bruce is having a right laughwish i could get this might enjoyment from surreal bradleyposting
gymtoil done and the whey isolate shake down the hatch
totally drained wednesday
Why is there so much traffic out there?
>>223117291austin towers
if i was in a zombie apocalypse and someone came to my base i would kill them, not gay marry them
the first few times I made daddy cum he would fall down lol
What will the score tonight be lads?I'm saying 2-1 to England
Doing the Harry Kane karate chop celebration around my house.Buzzing to watch the semi-final alone and potentially the final also alone.
>>223117181>>223117182>>223117205Thanks lads, needed it
HahahaImagine such a thing
>>223117355neil cuckmann won't like this
>>2231173590-0
>>2231173591 - 0 ArgentinaMessi '92 (P)
snigger
bradley_walsh_texture.bmp
well then! *slaps knees*time to get on the cans isn't it?
>>223117286the more replies you get the less you have to wait to postso there is in a way
is this good or bad
Wearing this out the pub tonight
>>2231173593-1 for meKaneKane (P)Messi Bellingham
I'm watching the matches with my black middle class neighbours next door. By 'with' I mean they sit in the garden watching it and I sit in my grotty bedroom with the window open, sync my stream with theirs and listen to them all game whilst sipping on scrumpy jacks.
>>223117421
>>223117438i mean he's better than saka and madueke but he's also not a right winger so i dunnopresumably he's going to man mark messi or just rough him up a bit
>>223117430ridiculous
>>223117442Might want a stab proof vest on too lad
I can’t believe Ann Widdecombe died a virgin when she looked like this
Alri lads. Good luck to England tonight
>>223117438doesn't play on the right for his club, isn't fast, isn't even a natural winger. with konsa behind there'll be no pace at all on that side
if women athletes don't want to be sexualised why do they dress like this
>>223117430omdsss that egg is well big
heskey is starting
>>223117171It's possible it could have been a regional thing popular mainly in Cornwall and Devon But it was popular enough for a few years that it became a favourite for my brother and I and we would constantly beg our parents for it. I don't remember it being a rare thing at all>>223117190That's okay friend, your worth isn't measured by your sexual activity. You're made in God's image and not dependent on other people to bring meaning or worth to your life.
called lattes mate
how battered are women going to be if england loses
>>223117458how 2 make this
>>223117473I don’t live around blacks
You've never seen a black man skip. Just admit it.
>>223117481all women want to be sexualised
>>223117497just that 3dgifmaker website it has a head filter
>>223117482we've all been there
>>223117477That nigga ruins everything
>>223117481Yeah they should be wearing long skirts and burqas shouldn't they rorke
>>223117487fucking finally
>>223117475we're gonna die nigga
>>223117293How though? It sounds like wood tapping. I can't even begin to imagine how the sound is being made.
>>223117482why did he keep filming himself pukingdisgusting
if argentina win, they will beat spainif england wins, they will lose to spain
>>223117487emile heskey the chuck norris of footballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo
sir woke jannie
I can’t believe we’re all such silly sausages
>>223117520"there is nothing between having your arse cheeks out and wearing a full burqa"spastic strikes again
Sex with argie women
>>223117522You can beat Argentina
>>223117547what does abdi from tower hamlets think about silly sausage britain
should replace penalties with a penis measuring contest at the end of extra time no way the argies would beat the 5 bbc black lions on the field in the end in that
rorke seething about the binface again
>>223117547this is what Mussolini was raging against
starmer putting me in prison for daring to look at naked women
>>223117544any time I meet a cat on the street they are never like this, they always shy away. I must be emitting an extremely powerful, evil, autistic aura at all times.
>>223117560What do you suggest rorke? Trackies then? How about an old sack?
>>223117571lol
more of a silly halal turkey bacon bloke myself
feel like SHITjust want to booze and forget everything
uhh if i make a comment on someone's Instagram post and they like it and reply with a laughing emoji is it weird for me to like their comment?
sir buzzcut haver
Got the beer and chicken wings in. FOY'ing myself
>>223117605Nowt stopping you is there. Get the booze in. Get the willy wanked. Get the footy on.
>>223117615Nah
>>223117615yea
saw the war elephant in Leeds the other day
/sp/ is an absolute shithole how do people use that boardit's like /outer/ int but parasocial about celebs
>hey there, equity punks. want to invest in my new project?
>>223117630ktim
>>223117635if i drink now i'll never stop
avatar lastairbender good show
Bouldering after toil
England willWinand They Willoutplay Argentina ..Ok !!
>>223117655>>223117660why do you want to scare women and children
when you want to make a black friend so you pretend to be confused in the jazz section
>>223117634at least you're aware that you need a good FOY'ing
don't force me to like the laughing emoji please
>>223117598i suggest they stick to wearing thongs so i can continue to enjoy the sportswhy is also what everyone else wants, since nobody's going to watch women play sports in basketball shorts and baggy topsbut don't talk about not sexualising women it's bullshit
Need to do a full invasion oof Arg*ntina after we win tonight lads
>>223117684Toby you don't even like fitbaw
>>223117646it's better during the normal season
>>223117684ok...
>>223117687it's fine i get a number 4 so i dont look like a skinhead
I pretend to be confused in the jazz section so my jazz daddy jazz cat hepcat beatnik animus will teach me all about jazz :)
you're all humblebragging twats. it'll be 4-0 to england. you're by far the best team in the competition. stop pretending it's a surprise you get this far it's fucking every tournament. and stop pretending everyone's out to get you. it's annoying
>>223117655>>223117660so these are the buzzcut twins
Sir Mick Jagger
>>223117702I'll join ya
High time england are good at a sport they invented
>>223117757me on the left
Sir Keith Richards
>>223117750mad how he's 5'7 yet could get any girl he wanted
>>223117744scottish jinx
>>223117764Pakibashing? Fucking world champs
>>223117764
any thoughts on what i should do with myself between now and kick off?
>>223117792where am i wrong? not an argument. concession accepted. you've been r aped to death etc
>>223117809steamingtoil
>>223116964bruh?
>>223117800Only one of those sports is relevant
>>223117809Run a 5k and play 3 matches of tdm on cod 4
Rorke showing his true colours by sexualising female athletes who compete in sports he can't even name
>>223117819you're putting an evil celtic spell on us
in bedx
>>223117820doing dry july arent i
>>223117809have a bath
GP randomly called me this morning while I was asleep. Left no voicemail. Haven't even been to them in years. Giving me anxiety have no idea why they would do that.
Sir Joe Strummer
>>223117809wiggle out small pieces of poo from your arse, put them in a small tray, then weigh them and report the total weight herethank you
>>223117839my one bed flat only has a shower
Fucking hate other men desu, sexualising every interaction they have
>>223117809Wank, predrinks and a few racist posts on sp. Argues have been bodied all day. Need to keep it up. Get it done lad.
anon inviting his black friends over to watch today's match
rim themwank themhouse them
mad how morgan rogers' dad is whitehe doesn't look like he would have a white dad
Sir Ann Widdecombe
there were loads of people in england shirts out and then i saw a looksmaxxer in a muscle vest but he was very short
Using my Wotanic mind powers to remotely detonate a niggers head
Sir Johnny Rotten
>>223117850lay down or squat down in the shower and pretend like it's a bath
on my 3rd mini beer award
>>223117879how were his calves?
Sir Pete Burns
just had a sudden onset of explosive spicy oily liquid shit barely made it to the bog in timeringpiece is stinging
LIVERPOOL
Manchildren watch football
sir lionel messi
Sir Eric Clapton
>>223117896Not sure that’s even a real award. Think you just made that up.
will be fast asleep by the time hte kick ball is on
>>223117899didn't notice
i mean that is outrageous
>>223117911you're a porn addicted cuckold with erectile dysfunction
Sir Ian Curtis
>>223117929scre
sir michael rosen
the worker on self checkouts came over to sort out my age check for my beers and say "oh, the usual"so i think you'll find that im going to kill myself now
results are in
Sir Ozzy Osborne
got a big toil event on the morrow not sure if I should skip dinner so I don't become the poo man in the middle of it
Can't stop wanking
I'm sweating like crazy
>>223117928could have just posted "Americans to McDonalds: here we go!"
anyone else feel like they are looking at a photo of a distant relative or a great great great grandparent when they look at videos of monkeys? like they somehow related to us?
Sir Damon Albarn
some nigga on linkedin has literally messaged me 9 different times over the past 3 months over some job opportunitywhat the fuck is wrong with these mad cunts?if a girl did that you'd call her a stalker you know
hello mate it's the GP we've had a look and the verdict is no one has ever seen owt like it, whole cock needs coming off. Get back to us.
>>223117985i have the same eyebrows
Sir Paul Kelly
>>223118000I hope my GP says this to me
>>223117964wonder who people who choose other were thinking about
adolescence was a documentary
Sweating like a tranny in the womens toilets
Europe is the greatest continent on earth
>>223117985i've wanked to every /int/ waifu even the tranny ones but this one seems extremely ugly to me like i have zero attraction to her
>>223118007who?
>>223118008have you ever tasted cum?
>>223117800>last time england won was when germany was split into two halveslol
sir anne hegerty
if starmer was a real political candidate and not a deep state stooge he would have put up more of a fight to stay in office
Sir Nick Cave
Sir David Gilmour
cheese sandwiches for tea
>>223117964howling that 22% of scots think scotland is england's rival but only 6% of english people do
>>223118013that was about incels though he could have been a shagger
>>223117929Thanks for proving me right
actually no cheese on toast for tea
share bag of maoam pinballs straight down the gullet
we used to post on /brit/ double crewed but because of budget cuts im forced to make posts on my own
>>223118028No have you?
*Belfast accent*
>>223118054he was done for let's be reallame duck weren't heironically taken down by the epstein/mandelson row
diahera againover a week of this muck
Sir Robert Plant
>>223118068you have a folder on your computer full of interracial cuck porn lmao
>>223118054You don't say
>>223118068not him but how does that prove you right in any sense
if god exists, england lose tonight
>>223117873White men who mix with blaqs are insane
>>223118078Get them up your arris
>every dutch flag is clogwog
>>223118022Grim
Right well that’s the first police van pulling up outside the pub of the night
can't respect anyone who isn't man enough to admit he's tasted his own coom at least once to see what it was like
Sir Kneecap
Sir Yahoo Serious
Sir Alex Turner
>>223118063while it is funny it's also probably true for argentina (brazil) and germany (italy/netherlands)
Nice thing about Winter is nobody fucking bothers you with anything
>>223118141It's comfy
so this is cloggy
Sir Sir Sir(i am indian and you have wronged me)
Everyone saying if England win today they’ll be in the first final for 60 years forgetting that England were in the finals 3 years ago, the women’s team. Lionesses roar!
(high pitched shrieking)
>>223118120legit thought this was ai of javier bardem as a girl
>>223118115know a guy who did it personally but he's really not a looker so he took what he could get can't fault a man for knowing his limits
Sir Earl Turner
Sir Kevin Bloody Wilson
Sir Liam Howlett
any thoughts on what to get my soon to be 5 year old niece for her birthday?her mum was useless at giving me ideas
gay umsquirrel
>>223118162Screamo
>>223118085nah
been booked by the local to do my sam smith cover songs during half timenever been so exited and nervous in my life x
>>223118162shit screm
>>223118180don't know i've never met her
>>223118064it was about right wing delinquents in general
>>223118180An ipad, kids raise themselves nowadays
Sir Paul Weller
>>223118120something indescribably evil about her
>>223118155Indian English is a direct descendant of Victorian and Edwardian English.It’s a bit like American English being a descendant of Elizabethan and Jacobean English
>>223118180A coloring bookA dollA princess barbieMany options
"lame duck" is a real termi thought it was a /brit/ gimmick like "vile slug"
>>223118180right obviously /brit/ would know though
gay little umkey
>>223118180Could help you but you’re a lying virgin so
>>223118236>>223118236
>>223118104Manchild lashes out with an ad hominem attack and mentions nothing in defence of football watching manchildren because he couldn't make anything up. Just a manchild having a fit
>Boy, 14, charged with offences linked to right-wing terrorhow convenient evidently the whole 'arrest a group of blokes for flying a drone near an islamic event' wasn't enough to distract from the widdecombe murder
>>223118171Wonder if that’s in Dua Lipa’s banned books library
>>223118243think you were supposed to retort the argument not deflect, try again x
>>223118022>i've wanked to every /int/ waifuQuite the achievement
>>223118153Yes I stopped gooning since I've been having regular sex with the actual gf
>>223118094but a real person would still fight it because they would have ego and personality. he's not a person . he's just a glorified lawyer who worked with mi5 and other high offices in the government. his job as PM was just to erase any trace of momentum/corbyn and gaza sympathies
