poo

nice legs on bellingham
muscular but slim

>>223118227
looks like hes made of cheese

>>223121115
ziedy

we like to party
x

Wee

>>223118271
had loukanikopita earlier with a chocolate milk

>>223121083
he's dribble out of tight situations. he only needs to do that so he can play to someone in space but the ref will keep calling foul on it because they disguise anti messi bias with a ostensibly pro argentina decision

honmer simpon

victoria beckham would still get it

>>223121129
kek

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CAM ON!!!!!!

neoliberalism wins a free kick in a dangerous position x squandered it though xx

Which team is Senegal

bit disturbing how quickly time seems to pass now

>>223121151
all of the spice girls would tbqh

Best socioeconomic football player?

argentina will never get carded

>>223121202
2016 Dele Alli

CHIMP OUT

>>223121223
true

Noooooo not my Messi I fight you now

Doylestown, Pennsylvania is undergoing historically unprecedented demographic replacement and meanwhile a self-proclaimed right-wing nationalist is busy getting wankered down the pub watching the footy. Ought to be ashamed of myself.

everybody bulldoze that fucking midget

messi needs investigated for glue on his shoes

rubbing my antennae together

>>223121214
>>223121241
Notice a foul on messi is an automatic yellow.

don't hurt messi you animals

Messi not getting a card for kicking Spence while down

>>223121256
it was clearly a bookable challenge

and the latest from 'lysa?

if this were hockey they'd all be allowed to release the tension by beating the ever loving crap out of each other

You all seem to be forgetting how Kane disappears in big games

Please fucking beat these filthy gyps, what a bunch of scummy subhumans.

>>223121270
what about the murderball in the rest of the game and the ref is like play on niggas

>>223121295
different question though
he gave a booking for a clear yellow card challenge

>>223121214
>>223121256
>>223121295
whose side are you on cunt

Argenina team be like martinez up to martinez who plays in martinez

if this was hockey then we wouldn’t be watching it you fucking idiot god why don’t these retards just stay in /cum/

>>223121335
I don't like this

>>223121335
bizarre

>>223121335
why is she acting like that's her clit

>>223121355
for engagement

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POCKETS

get the new made

any goals going?

England will win the world cup because jude bellingham is the antichrist

>>223121325
would love to stomp on messi's face

How's the Ukraine war going?

>>223121370
maybe i'll wank my big toe and do a cum face while doing it

>>223121129
Britonians really do be having halfling constables arrest them for unlicensed air conditioners

>>223118227
homer bimpson

>>223121400
corr

>>223121400
>hes never toe fucked a woman

>>223121395
>war
you mean 72-hour special operation?

>>223121395
not sure mate let me get putin on the phone

Kazakh gf 2026 is still on

>>223118227
honemer blompson

>>223121395
it will probably go to penalties

>>223121431
Thanks, Nige

90 minute special footy operation

>>223121438
scre

english punditry: argentinian players are basically criminals they should be in jail. simeone raped my mother

cheeky zero shots on target

shearer absolutely raging lmao

>>223121433
*Borat voice*
>My wife!

>>223121442
SCRE

camera man is SHIT

sir boring half

right, +3 for about 12 fouls, great stuff x

Argentinian player Giuliano Simeone is awesome. He gives every play 100%, puts his whole self even his head into it. Watching him body the English nig-nogs, some who are much larger than him, is satisfying to watch. A lot of heart.

reckon 11 /brit/ runts would put in a better shift than this lot have

Half time black kweens

Messi getting pocketed by Djed Spence of Tottenham Hotspur somewhat exposing the quality of this tournament

+6 to my roarcount

9/11

inshallah England lose inshallah

sir blue archiver time

argentians are completely shameless throwing balls into the field to stop the action

>>223121499
UK is super anti semetic and Germany went easy on us

Jewde SEETHING

sir harry “always done fuck all in big games” kane

Things will have to heat up in the second half if either team wants to see a win.

must be weird to be a referee because you're an absolute neek but you're thrown into a job where you've to lord it over chads

If it's rigged for Messi why haven't Argentina won the last few world cups?

Fucking hell what a dogshit game
Just give the fucking trophy to Spain

why is messi talking to the referee he can't understand him lmao speak english lil bro

i'm still sad about sam kneel

half time dubs

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Outbreaks of explosive diarrhea parasites in the food supply are usually identified and contained quickly in first world countries. Normal countries don’t struggle to find and contain the source for months — they still don’t know what is going on because Trump has done extensive budget and staff cuts to the CDC.

I live in a shithole country.

in the end its going to come down to who takes the opportunity to score more on the night

quite small rooney

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>>223121521

>England v Argentina is the first FIFA World Cup match on record (since 1966) not to see a single shot in the first 30 minutes. Indeed, the previous record for longest wait for a shot was England's last game against Norway (29th min).

BBC have finally decided to leave Salford then

>>223121533
thanks Ian
now back to the studio

big meeks loved it, cunt

>>223121561
thats why he had van nistelrooy

we need to bring back big man little man combinations

stop knocking our players over >:(

>>223121578
He’s actually doing his job and being unbiased which is what YOURE MEANT TO DO WHEN ON THE BBC unlike every other English cunt on there

>>223121483
loved that headbutt. like a little zidane

>>223121573
Slurper.

mad how much I cared about england argentina in 98, mental how I don't give a fuck now

sir big english bulls

need micah richards out of business he was a fucking shit player and hes an even worse pundit

>>223121597
You tell 'em! Grrrr, play nice Argies!

>>223121611
alri fossil

>>223121611
what do you care about

>>223121611
yeah mad how things are better when youre a kid isnt it

>>223121573
>since 1966
home

LOAD UP DA TING

joe hart is so good at punditry. plus he's selick daft. almost makes me want to support england

>>223121605
it wasn't good to watch, shut it big meeks

>>223121611
Was genuinely depressed for days when we lost to Portugal in 06, seems mad now

Sir Thomas Tuchel

>>223121609
Story of my bloody life isn't it

>>223121611
how much did you care in 82

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CAM ON INGLAND

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one for the purists and lovers of catwank

>>223121622
(You)
x

>>223121624
I was 19

Our military just instituted mandatory testosterone injections

No I am not kidding

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>>223121611

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Sir Jude Bellingham

What kind of fucking DJ name is Ed Spence

>>223121654
keyed as hell

>>223121648
at least big meeks enjoyed it

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get the halftime slags posted

>>223121654
can't beat china in conscription so just make everyone bigger

the media has made a total circus of this match, the players must be feeling a lot of pressure.

I appreciate our Big Meeksy is trying to avoid being a dull cunt like your Lee Dixon's, etc. But he goes a bit overboard with the enthusiasm

If this game ends a scoreless draw I am joining Hezbollah

>>223120313 #
Ah thanks lad. Yeah, she is a bit like a snu-snu amazon, "me woman, you man, ugh"

>>223121648
>6x more fouls than shots
the butifel game as it were

>>223121654
even for the women?

>>223121690
it's the world cup semi final
if you cant handle the pressure then fuck off to saudi

How do you air condition a stadium

>>223121654
proofs?

how does anthony barry look identical to gareth barry if the two arent related

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here she it

poo

>>223121654
need big muscles to sit in a chair and operate a drone to blow up kids, do you?

>>223121716
You drill holes under the seats

>>223121716
with a shit tonne of electricity

Big 5'11" Micah Richards

I am alyssa liu

>hormone testing soliders over 30 and giving them trt if they're low means mandatory injections to the braindead american poster mind
great stuff

feeling a bit nervous x

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Oh for fuck sake, the ai was right, I've got covid

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>>223121698
he wishes he was our danny studge but he simply will never have even a fraction of that natural charisma

>Messi is 5’7
What the helly

>>223121654
gay sex in the barracks is gonna go through the roof

>>223121746
you've got AIDS

>>223121755
Reckon he's 5'6, looks like a fucking gnome

>>223121725
corr would have sex wiv her face

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>>223121746

>>223121746
blud catching illnesses from 6 years ago

>>223121720
it's the physiognomy that tolkien took for the hobbits

Just had a ping from track and trace

>>223121716
>an entire stajium innit? mad that, can't even imagine air con in me 7 square stone council 'ome.

A rapid lateral flow test turning intensely red almost immediately is the absolute confirmation.

bronze final

>>223121774
why would they say "stajium" you dumb english teacher

>>223121769
I know it's fucking embarrassing the work group chat are taking the piss out of me, talking about going back seven years and posting tardis gifs

>>223121746
a bit late for it

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what are you lads thinking of the match so far?

>>223121784
ziedy

sisterberg's gone up to her room in a huff after a shouting match with mumstein about adding sistersboyfriendowitz to our covid bubble

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https://www.twitch.tv/apricot
we are here

>>223121795
Late how, late in the decade?

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>223121808
floofin

SPOIDA MAN

>>223121801
Evenly matched so far, something's got to give though
Glad that we're not letting dirty argie tactics get the better of us

>>223121790
thats kind of how i say it

>>223121780
needs to gain weight

Watching Tiger King

>>223121793
do they know you spend all your free time screaming at AI and calling it jewish

>>223121825
no it isnt
be quiet

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imagine paying $16,000 a ticket and the entire game you have this prick and his goons dancing around in front of you the entire game

Forcing my irish gf to watch England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcbbYyYvneg

Before anything happens, im just going to say i dont mind losing so long as its a good game for messi.

>>223121846
surprised he's supporting england desu

In that Spain me.

ENGLAND TAKE OVER EVERYWHERE WE GO
ENGLAND TAKE OVERS EVERYWHERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BBC suddenly hating foreigners because they're trying to beat black men

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silly sausage britain!!!!

>>223121841
No because it's how I spend my professional time

GOOOOOALLLL GOOAAAAALLL 1-0

>>223121859
it's an african team so of course he does

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>>223121866

Apparently shitgentina was complaining about Kane covering his mouth when talking to the ref

sick of ai slop

would be based if it was banned

Can't get BBC NI, have to listen to the RTE commentary omdz.

>silly turkey bacon britain!!
types rorke, tears flooding down his cheeks

>>223121801
Both teams are so bad I wish I was Spanish, like most Argentinians do

sick as a dog and starving but the only thing i could stomach right now is grapes or soup and i dont have either in :(

>>223121780
reckon she could gain a few more kilos

>>223121701
what does snu snu mean?

Can Kane fucking do something please

>>223121902
what i really like when i'm sick is a dead soft flapjack

>>223121866
with the bird? x

>>223121884
why do they all look special needs

>>223121768
>Tremendous Viral Load
Corr

Cheating argies get them squashed

just farted my bum off

GOOOOAAAALLL

they need to do a tonya harding on messi

so did you win a football yet or what

>>223121902
well just add something to hot water thats all soup is

Would love a tremendous viral load to poz my neg hole

>>223121911
It's from that Futurama episode where the really tall woman have been living on a planet without men and they call sex snu snu and they shag three of the male characters nearly to death because they're that randy having gone so long without men

Sir Henry Whip

>>223121859
Why? He hates Messi because he’s Ronaldo’s number 1 fan

djed spence choosing this half to shit the bed

>>223121900
i wish i was from new york

whew!

Lads. It's not coming home.

Never a corner

>>223121949
soup takes time darling

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rorke humbled

>>223121780
too skinny imo, needs to eat more

>>223118227
not relevant to /int/ at all

Gayhe is shit

messi brat BASH

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Umm

lets watch that replay of a player defending a ball so it doesn't go out for a corner

riveting stuff

anthony 'gay' gordon

>Scots

so rigged for England fuck this shit turning it off

>>223121951
lol, is that show good, I never watched it

where are the goals?

Would love to shag Gordon while he was wearing a japanese schoolgirl outfit

This isn't like Kane to disappear in a semi final or final

get heskey on

keane prounounces "says" not "ses" but say-s

spain v argentina is going to be the greatest pass off of all time

riggi anglotini

>>223121923
Somebody has pozzed me and I now have a tremendous viral load

>>223122036
he's not even that hot

Might want to wait until literally anything has happened before doing the rigged gimmick

CAM ON INGERLAND

>>223122030
Some episodes are great actually yeah might make your eyes well up x

Very much like Family Guy and The Simpsons where most episodes are just okay but some are bangers

Ohhh it’s rigged ohhhh my pussy hurts oh nooooo haha shut up lil nigga take a midol lmfao

yeah not going to do that

>>223121654
>average yank soldier is now gonna have bollocks the size of peas while being agressive and unstable with firearms to hand

what could possibly go wrong

they need to stop fouling, we're gonna get red carded like a bunch of retards.

bbc sucking the poo directly from dj spences anus

what if Guéhi was gay

Get Palmer and Foden on

right well they changed something at half time and now we're shit
why've they done that then

>>223122098
>argentina
>get a red card

got my knob out, hoping it will act as a good luck charm for england

>>223122083
had to google midol do they even sell them here and what would happen if a tranny took one

sport is so boring haha why do you like it

fixi /brit/itini

>>223122094
Low t alert I repeat low t alert this nigga got low t

>>223122079
might give it a try

kane off watkins on simple as

hand of god vs cable of god

>>223122110
they're in cryostasis until the finals

>>223122119
Darts is good

Put me in coach, I'm ready x

>>223122098
LMAO will never happen in a million years

>>223122119
this is why we dont care about it
(baseball and nfl are just as boring but disregard that)

>>223122114
that's kind of fun
would you let someone play with it?
like for good luck

uh oh gigaroar

ITS COMING HAME

GORDOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

out gordon
scouse excellence

THEY'RE GOING HOME THEY'RE GOING HOME THEY'RE GOING ARGIES GOING HOME

oh fuck

err we wanted a black man to score, OFFSIDE

>>223122114
OMDS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

I Told
you

all ..

Ok !!

IT`S CUMMING HOME

hahahaha get FUCKED you argie CUNTS

gordon just... well...
KICKED IT IN !!

scouse and english simple as

THE MAN KICKED THE BALL

>>223122139
I guess I don't mind watching surfing occasionally or maybe gymnastics but like I don't want to watch it for hours or talk about it or anything like that

GET FUCKED

gordon freeman

It's the man and yes he has kicked the ball into the goal.

have that you cheating bastards

Cam on Ingerlund!!

Sir A Toby Godron

bracing for 35 minutes of backs against the wall

>>223122168
is that your dad?

gordon and bellingham MVPs, kane washed

ginger twink scored

sir anthony gordon

you know what, fuck football, when are they going to start showing the british hotties on the stands

now we need southgate

>>223122223
Tuchie won't allow it

sir djed on a mad one