Sir Bruce Dickinson

>>223118236
she what she's done here is reversed it

>>223118233
raheem sterling

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>>223118229
HOWEVER the uk has no such thing as a lame duck

>>223118243
broke his penis with cuck porn award

>>223118240
why would i lie about my niece's birthday

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>>223118236

Sir Ian Brown

sir sam smith

>>223118266
>>223118276
>>223118277
>>223118286
leave it in the old, yeah?

>>223118276
My brother refers to certain subjects as being "lame duck studies". When I did Media Studies A-level he kept calling it lame duck studies and he was correct

>>223118266
did you know croatia is the most popular holiday destination in most countries in europe? i thought it would be spain or greece but apparently croatia is #1 in more countries

what do you have there?

where all my scamming ass niggas attttt

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>>223118292
surely not after all those songs about the queen

Sir Morrissey

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i am excited for the football!!!

Sir Ritchie Blackmore

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glad to see this one really riled up rorke in the replies

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Is this really worth posting you boring sods?

>>223118310
dunno he sounds like he might be stupid

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french on suicide watch after the footy

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You think England can overcome FIFArgentina?

>>223118340
no Liverpool players in the England squad so they didnt have a choice

sir boring sod

Sir Ian Watkins

Sir Graham "Suggs" McPherson

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>first they stole our islands
>now they want to steal our world cup
Why are englishers so evil?

Sir Kevin Parker

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>>223118328

>>223118345
U got dehydrated fascia bro, u fucking loser, my fascia is hydrated, yours is not. Yours is dehydrated. You have dehydrated fascia. Do u even walk with straight feet bro. I bet you don't. I bet they're crooked. I bet you don't even have perfect green lines on your knee bow when you sprint . You and your dehydrated fascia you fucking idiot retard

Sir David Bowie

>>223118331
would stomp that alien looking cunt into a paste

>>223118345
Look at the post above yours
If he can get away with posting a decade old gimmick then you shouldn't have a problem

Sir Gary Glitter

Frog images, bizarre Bradley Walsh edits and "Sir X Xer" memes? Is this really the state of modern /Brit/?

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literally creating a powerpoint presentation on what our company is doing to elevate queer black voices right now

very bored

>>223118310
if it makes you feel any better I got an A* in A-level maths and now I earn £13 an hour cause I got mental elf you see

>>223118368
are you a girl can i fuck you

Tried reading Morrisseey's autobiography, would be funny if it didn't take itself so seriously

anyone remember the nelson scrandela epidemic

Sir Marc Bolan

>>223118375
This pepe looks less like Morrissey and more like Poley

>>223118354
think the lad behind him might be dead

>>223118402
and your maths degree?

>>223118354
chuckled at this webm

>>223118402
I got BBB in English, French and Media Studies and earn over £13 an hour and I got mental health too

Sir Dave Hill

Sir Liam Gallagher

Mad how I hear motorbikes screaming outside throughout summer as if its a moto gp. Yet they whinge about being victims on the road. I have no sympathy for bikers. They're gay as fuck and don't care about their own lives let alone others. Reminder to hit motorbikes whenever you see them.

>>223118401
>elevate queer black voices
give them helium

the gimmicks and the personalities on here are bad enough, but the autistic freaks that monitor and diarise every post and conversation are far more disturbing. For a while I thought it was just diego himself gassing himself up by samefagging but no, it really is an obsessed weirdo with OCD that keeps stimming about him all day

Sir Roger Daltrey

>>223118401
Bizarre lie

Sir Mark Mothersbaugh

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any dandruff man in
I got this, which is apparently what you buy if Head & Shoulders isn't strong enough, and even still I have dandruff

very annoying

about to keel over and start pissing out of my nostrils

>>223118424
Yeah but your oral is shite

>>223118401
you're posting girls on 4chan you do not have a job rorke

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>>223118401
important work, someone's got to do it

The Storming of the Dragon Pit by the smallfolk

Sir Sting

>>223118402
i got C E Merit in A levels and now i earn £30 an hour

>>223118470
I did well on the oral actually. I think the aural was the hardest part

Sir Dandruff Man

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The mad man actually turned up

Sir Cozy Powell

>>223118458
do you spastics just believe whatever the marketing tells you? like you see an advert and think "oh i have dandruff i will buy it ok !!"
spastic, head and shoulders does not nothing and it can make dandruff worse because it irritates the scalp

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>>223118422
I did the first 2 years then dropped out due to my menthol elves

>>223118236
male lionesses?

werent any a*s when i took my a levels so i had to settle for four as

Sir Ray Davies

>>223118492
is that where you take it up the bum?

>>223118495
Fodeypops!!

Sir Rorke Chudlington

>>223118458
mine just got better when I switched shampoos, think there was something my scalp was reacting to
Look at the shampoo your mum uses, chances are that will work for you cos you're her son and that

Sir The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

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>>223118495
fodey!!!

>>223118517
No aural is an adjective relating to the ear. An aural exam would be a listening exam

>>223118507
she's referring to the more successful and beloved england team, the lionesses

Sir Freddie Mercury

>>223118495
Bosh

>>223118481
He's very talented

New flavour of the month 18 year old girl for /int/ to debase themselves to

>>223118530
How on Earth does he always manage to look extremely gay
A video of him shagging his wife could be leaked and I think he’d still look bent

>>223118521
>>223118530
grow up

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>>223118507
yes moid

>>223118500
Well Head & Shoulders IS a medicated shampoo with additions that are intended to kill off common fungi that cause dandruff so... yes I believe that that can work
Any other stupid questions?

how do you manage to only get 3 A levels?

>>223118530
There is not a single image of a male zoomer wearing a suit that looks good

Sir Shaun Ryder

>>223118546
At being an insufferable pretentious faggot

Sir Ginger Baker

mans got mushrooms growing on his bonce

Sir Yoko Ono

i had sex once and she wasn't even that fat

>>223118573
They only let you do 3 A-levels. You choose four subjects for AS level and have to drop one for the second year because doing more than 3 is considered too much for the average student

Wotanic shampoo

Sir Robert Smith

>>223118574
Give an example of a man wearing a suit that looks good

got D, E, U in my A levels

>>223118564
would spank her cunt

support the waspi women

mijn penis kant get hardt if der is nej blakman

could wank the willy

a while ago someone posted a pic of a bbw using a knife as a dildo up her arse, did anyone save it per chance? i'd like to look at it again

Sir Pete Doherty

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>>223118607

>>223118597
if youre a brain then you can do as many a levels as you like

>still thinking GCSEs/A-levels mean anything in the job market
haha oh my sweet science

Sir Kylie Minogue

>>223118637
what sort of knife was it?

>>223118573
I only have 3 they forced me to take an extra useless subject I did not want to. Completely useless I remember every uni I applied to saying this poxy A level doesn't count so don't bother listing it even if you are doing it.

boils my piss that B&Q don't stock furniture boards or sheet materials in 600mm widths. useless for anything other than shelves unless you want to buy full size boards and use their dogshit cutting service

mental that B&Q does better than Wickes while being inferior in every way, British DIYers are drooling retards

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>>223118637

>>223118654
General Studies or Critical Thinking?

Sir Mark Knopfler

>>223118573
What a bizarre question

>>223118569
>IS a medicated shampoo
yes because the advert said so right. consoomers are truly retarded. enjoy your hair parmesan spastic

>>223118657
yeah?

>>223118644
can guarantee people look at 11 a* gcses, 4 a a levels, and 1st class degree and immediately know i'm objectively smart and can basically do anything i put my mind to
the only question is if they could tolerate being around me to which the answer is invariably absolutely not

why is there no womens world cup

Sir John Wetton

Sir Jeffrey Donaldson

>>223118675
>yes because the advert said so righ
No, because the ingredients list says so, and they follow strict requirements to prove to governing bodies what is in their products
You ought to be shot

>>223118695
There is England girls got to the Final but lost to Spain. An omen of things to come.

Sir Alan Vega

mad how gary linekar has been mia this world cup

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green and pleasant land is now BROWN

>>223118716
sorry but you are far too thick for me to try to explain why none of that shit means anything

agree to disagree and move on, don't reply to me

>>223118687
GCSEs and A-Levels are only archived for 10 years. I got zero GCSEs and zero A-levels, but I just lie because I'm 34 and it means absolutely nothing and they wont be able to check anyway. And if they ask for proof, I just tell them I left school 18 years ago and I can't retrieve that information for them and they just accept it

>>223118737
it's lush round here

>>223118737
that's just the wogs making it look browner from space

>>223118597
I did a fourth in French that was easy for me because I'd picked up a lot of the language from us having a holiday home there

>>223118725
I want every woman on the English and Spanish national teams to take turns sitting on my face

>>223118737
just like last year then
then it went green within 2 months of autumn
get a fucking clue britain this is the new normal
and you can blame your bastarding audis and bmws

heatherfungus avoiding antifungal shampoo since "the incident"

>>223118657
Could cut them yourself and save the scrap for other projects
Also Wickes and B&Q aren't the only places in the UK that sell building materials

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wagwan me bluds

>>223118772
Since it removed his little mushroom tip

very sad 28 days later music intro to this world cup final
ominous

any of you lads been made redundant before?

think it might be coming for me but i've been in toilblatt for 12 years so the package should be alri and might take it then neet out for a bit

>>223118739
Suck my pixie dick you chubby coon

get the strap

Sir Stevie Nicks

>>223118737
a shame
Italian girl I'm still in love with said one of her favourite things about England was how the grass was still green in summer compared to Italy where it's just burned and brown

>>223118771
shut up gay freak

>>223118828
rattled bmw owner

>>223118737
>and Wales
Clearly fucking not

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>>223118810
>>223118815
>>223118828
Check out this track mates
https://youtu.be/sniSb7LlDpo

hi

want to order snacks on Uber eats but I don’t want to have to open the door to the guy so embarrassing

>>223118686
yeah

the way the UK market is structured is tradies have their own shops which are reputedly okay and the general population has shops like B&Q catering exclusively to retards with two left hands. more advanced DIYers are shit out of luck, while in the US they are their own segment and well served by the market

>>223118873
oh fuck off not in the mood

sex... SEX ... SEXX!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jit0OkMMboQ

When a Frenchman wants to say mental illness he says "maladie mentale".
Fascinating, no?

>>223118882
get the runt under the bed to do it

Argentina are going to get fucking bloody battered 5-0

>>223118882
can ask for no contact delivery and they'll leave it outside at the door and do a cheeky bell ring then get back on their little e bike

>>223118331
crazy how it literally looks like a little goblin

>>223118909
why did french chef kill himself
he lost the huile d'olive

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>>223118909
Have you ever played Planescape Torment?

>>223118909
when a frenchman wants to say fatal woman he says "femme fatale"

>>223118236
Cutting satire! Love it x

https://x.com/iiskenderian/status/2077152911952597487

>>223118657
>>223118883
tried tracking down a fascia board long enough for my carport but apparently long pieces of wood are only for special tradies in their secret freemason club

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csamMARK just uploaded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4gbPrJwP0

y'all remember the cuckio meme

>>223118974
grow up

Thas maladie mentale luv

>>223118967
buy an ad

>>223118354
Vile wog

>>223118927
Tempted but I live on a busy street someone would nick it

>>223118935
do you have autism?

Sir Vile Wog

get on the steamingtoil why don't you?

what vitamins does one need to take, to increase ones cum loads. asking for a mate

it's not my fault if england lose today

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>>223118967
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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we're pooing for england
we're pooing this song

>>223119015
zinc
the good shit not that oxide shit

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Me dad watched the Tucker Carlson episode with Jay Dyer yesterday

>>223119015
Zinc and vitamin d

>>223119015
Zinc

>>223119015
Magnesium Citrate mate. Take double the dose it says on the packet.

if I were Light I would not have killed Lind L Taylor

hi

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any hairy ogre man that has to trim their fucking ears in

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WE'RE ON THE BALL

>me so I don't have to watch England fuck this up

This nigga always talking bout sum hi

>>223119045
This man wants you to shit yourself

when you're at the local Caribbean but bossman says they've run out of goat for the curried goat

>>223119012
can't be bothered

>>223119023
>>223119028
>>223119031
>>223119045
wrong. retards.

they should put goku in coronation street

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JOKE TING

>>223119069
mine are long but I dont do things like that

>>223119100
Okay cumlord

>>223119107
first one was boring as fuck anyway

>Irish move to Liverpool in 1850s when its already a flourishing port
>lowpaid manual workers, dock workers, ditch diggers and the like
>English protestants gradually move away not before building the university the cathedral and other landmarks
>Irish people can go back to ireland anytime. Literally a short ferry ride away
>100 years later: scouse not english. We built this city
Is there anyone worse than scousers

>>223119073
stolen post

i liked the argentina montage they did with the 28 days later music
that was good

>>223119045
Never had worse shits than when I took that
I can't even remember why I took it, maybe I saw that magnesium was good for sleep or something, but I failed to appreciate that the type of Magnesium made a very big difference

haven't even got the fan on today. only 27 degrees

>the 28 days later music
fucking philistines all of you, cant believe we share the same oxygen

Watch: Argentina fans fight each other before England match
Rival ultra groups of Argentine clubs San Lorenzo and Huracan brawl in Atlanta ahead of World Cup semi-final clash

can't you just eat healthy and exercise and be normal and have normal cum

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>>223119105

are you nervous?

>>223119146
It's 10x lush lad

screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eduba20XGxA

we're gonna lose aren't we

>>223119151
Bit silly isn't it

>>223119166
Yep you are

is it too early to go to bed
im shattered

i'm the only person in the country who feels hot and doesn't complain or part take in AC arguments because it's not that bad

>>223119153
No I must cum LOTS AND LOTS to feel like a BIG STRONG HORS- I mean MAN

>>223119147
what's the problem then

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I'm thinking bout them 3 Kings

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Johnny Depp was really good as Captain Jack Sparrow.

And we go to Toby for the latest pre-match updates

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>>223119212

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3QrAEKSic

>>223119105
s

>>223119184
>>223119166
I don't mind losing as long as it isn't embarrassing

I'll take a 2-1 loss

might carve a little totem out of a stick

>>223119222
Toby is against hydration breaks

>>223119166
Yh sorry lad
Gonna be a Messi masterclass

At the pub lads. How many pints of beer can I drink before I’m not allowed to drive?

got some proper fuckin scrannage ready for the match de lads what bout you lot ay

>>223119251
5 and drive innit

NOOOOOOOOOO
FOR FUCK SAKE
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO WIN???

filtering south africa. shittest poster in entire thread.

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-sa):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

>>223119253
I'm going to kill myself

>>223119166
nah

blud need he hand of god but it up he ah

>>223119147
What is it then

Digits and we're gonna win the whole fucking lot

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>>223118795
Hello Catyank. You will be supporting the England football team in the upcoming game, right?

>>223119260
I'll repost his good posts for you so you can see them

>>223119221
he was good in sleepy hollow and the 9th gate as well

>>223119288
NO WAY

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>>223119290

heres the score: 2-0

>>223119288
CONFIRMED


10000000X

>>223119222
a carvery on a weekday??

beers are cancelled
just had the most horrendous diarrhoea shite and now im lying in bed feeling nauseous
hope its not food poisoning

if we cheer hard enough england will win

>>223119288
:o

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>>223119288

>>223119147
its food poisoning

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I DO BELIEVE

these chips are really nice

how is the constant diarrhoea and food poisoning in this general possible

>>223119288
right well that's aryan as fuck

argies will be so mad when they lose they may get in their boats and try to invade tonight

why is there always one of you that has diarrhoea and has to post about it here every day

Had a dream that italy invaded libya and the only country that supported them was japan.

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>>223119197
i'll bet you do

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nth for the holodem

>>223119350
>diarrhoea
Yank spelling superior

genuinely haven't had diarrhoea since i was about 12
what are you niggas eating

>>223119349
and we'll be there by tomorrow kicking them out again

>speaking to a greek today
>asked him about his greekness
>"oi, i'm not greek, i'm from cyprus"
>wanted to piss in his mouth

why be like dat

>>223119349
must have some fast boats

Saw many arses today

Israeli National Security Minister Ben-Gvir really hopes that Argentina will win against England tonight and advance to the final.

>"The Hand of God" (Spanish: La mano de Dios) is the name given to the illegal opening goal awarded to Argentine footballer Diego Maradona during Argentina's victory over England in a quarter-final match at the 1986 FIFA World Cup.
bro what

>>223119384
Every Cypriot is like that

mcdonalds have ended their world cup promotion before the final reeeeeeeeee i never got my cup yet

south africans will live in a continent full of black people but say they hate black people, my dude you're on their continent

>>223119387
saw the absolute biggest ass on a black girl today, it was insane

>>223119387
you never

>>223119384
cyprus is an independent nation

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slags in england shirt
blacks in england shirts
pakis in england shirts
jeets in argentina shirts

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>>223119288

>>223119387
me when i'm an arse doctor

>>223119410
i have a cup with a Grimace Goalkeeper on it that i use every day :)

>>223119413
They do have the biggest arses

>>223119419
Um did so

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3 LÖWEN AUF DEM SHIRT
ES KOMMT
ES KOMMT NACH HAUSE
ES KOMMT NACH HAUSE
ES KOMMT
FUßBALL KOMMT NACH HAUSE:..

>>223119426
fucking roaring

english pundits putting a druidic hex on messi by glazing him before the game

>>223119346
cyclosporiasis

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the young despise the old in Japan

all the comments calling her a selfish old hag lmao

dont act like you never jerked off to sara jay

>>223119444
she spoke Greek btw, probably her mom is Greek, native girls here also have big asses so it's a double whammy

for fucks sake, im having a headache

>>223119473
great dogfart scenes

>>223119473
i like her scenes with ava devine who is equally a bit munted

>>223119473
Only her lesbian stuff
Love her giant cellulite ass