Wee

Gordon !! <333333

Falklands are ours ok

GAMON

Sir Pionel Pessi

england need to come out. theyre too deep. be brave

falklands status?

watching the football alone, seething, I HATE England

its over, we're washed.

Kane
Wake the fuck up son

it’s fine still time still loaaaaads of time no need to worry yet vamos argentina

well thats that then. rorke won.

Argies are going to get unreasonably angry over this after pretending they don't care about the Falklands when they so evidently do

from here we should be able to pinpoint the second the refball switch goes on

Love you England x

england are a proper honest team and won't be doing that "parking the bus" muck and instead will be doing the opposite

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CAHM ON INGURRRRRAND!!!!!!!

Sir Thomas Tuchel

england just letting argentina move the ball up the field far too easily

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big line up this

>>223122365
ummm don't be so sure

This isn't Mexico lads we can't do this again

kane is a terrible striker to have on for this scenario
this game cries out for ollie watkins

>>223122368
what they ought to do is kick the ball toward argentina's goal and hopefully get it in the net again

what are the rules for celebrating a goal in football

do you have to run around for a specific amount of time, is it up to interpretation, do you HAVE to run around?

if i was a footballer think i wouldnt want to score any goals because the whole goal celebration thing seems a bit odd

>>223122286
Wow his hairline looks bad then. Is this the power of being rich?

ts so tuff gng

>>223122370
I'LL be there, will YOU?

>>223122403
do what you want
some players make a point of not celebrating e.g. if theyre wanks and theyve scored against a club they used to play for

>>223122388
>ollie watkins
A terrible striker for every scenario?

>>223122407
looks perfectly normal

>>223122403
You need to celebrate as long as possible. The ref can't restart the game until you've finished, so it's a valid timewasting tactic when holding onto a slim lead.

>>223122403
are you uncomfortable in social situations

not posh enough for a mint aero so just sucking on mentos i found in a drawer while i chew on those chocolate baking chips

loading the fireworks up with dogshit and aiming them at the argentinian steakhouse

>>223122403
was thinking this as well

i could be known as "the player who doesn't celebrate"

a bit like ballotelli. he was asked why he didn't celebrate and he said "it's my job you don't see the postman celebrating when he delivers the mail"

with the defence this shite why are they parking the bus, they should be trying for insurance at least

suddenly craving a mint aero

>>223122403
always found a bit odd how it's the only thing that can depart from formal procedure but thats what makes goals special

>>223122403
Bring back willy helicopters and roman salutes

>>223122403
You're a wacky bruce so I imagine your signature cele would be running around with your finger up your arse then doing some rolypolys

>>223122442
Now you've made me crave one

yo what england got da skilzzzzz

>>223122424
just force offside goals and go mental celebrating them then

wtf is kane doing

out of ice cream so I'm eating sudocrem

i feel so bad for messi, he has to play with these tards.

rice needs some muscles on those legs he can't shoot to save his life

In my head I've got all these conflicted feelings about England from the woke Southgate years but when I actually watch them I don't really care either way
Getting old probably

the fact is whispas mogg aeros

>>223122403
autism

>>223122476
Do it for him lads x

>>223122490
scored two free kicks that one time if you remember

If England win the wc I will kill myselr

>>223122418
so people do not like players that do not celebrate?

>>223122427
sometimes

>>223122436
as someone that doesnt watch much football id appreciate this

>>223122453
i may once or twice as a joke but wouldnt want to be known as the guy that does that kind of thing

i'm lovin it

pickford no right to save that

CMON INGERLAND SCOAR ONE MOAR FACKING GOAL

sir nicole kitt

picky pulling off bits

Why isn't Kane or Bellingham doing anything?

>>223122508
he's going to curl off a massive dump in celebration if england win

GORDON :3
O
R
D
O
N

How come Bellingham didn't play

argentina too close to scoring i can see an equaliser in the next 10 minutes

quick inject hgh into messi's water. we need him to go hulk mode

Who gives a solitary fuck about goyball

Have another couple of dates with Indian girls lined up. Both are probably still out of my league but oh well.
My Hinge algorithm is absolutely fucked though because I keep liking Indian/Pakistani girls. They're just so hot and, from my experience, really nice to walk to.

can’t stand Joe hart and his faggot accent

>>223122551
All you need is GORDON

just kick the ball already

Sir Bronze Final

>>223122495
racism is a young mans game

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>>223122520
>so people do not like players that do not celebrate?
i don't think anyone really cares other than when someone does like real spontaneous joyous celebrations like attached and that's fun
not celebrating against your old club is performative

*walks towards paki women*

they really playing mr brightside in 2026 is this a school disco

>>223122565
everyone other than you freak
hope this helps

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>16/26 England players black (61.5%)
>16/23 outfield players (69.6%)
>With each tournament this percent will go up more and more

not being funny but how can you support that lads
does it matter if it's 100%?

the bbc glaze from supposedly “unbiased” pundits is CRAZY
for Pickfords save fuck me it’s a bog standard save literally nothing crazy about it

Rorke singing Mr Brightside without understanding the lyrics

>>223122600
Let us remember our youths

>>223122605
two blacks is the limit

>>223122600
it's a classic

Leftypol singing Mx Brightside

is football sexy?

>>223122600
been to two weddings this summer and both times brightside has got the best reaction
it's simply the sound of millennials

oh well can only hope rodri forgives us for the nations league and does us a favour. never said a bad word about him

>>223122591
but what if you dont feel that spontaneous joy, do you fake it? it sounds like people want the celebration and that i would be judged for not celebrating

ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING

i miss millennial cringe nerd shit

i'm tired of videos of zoomers talking into phone cameras

>>223122605
Not a racist so I'm ok with it

WHITES OFF, BLACKS ON

>>223122609
why does it matter
every minute in africa a child dies

*jogs sideways up and down the side of the thread*

>>223122477
hope your sphincters heal over

>>223122639
i think you have a great success like one of the pivotal moments of your life it's natural to have an overwhelming emotional reaction

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Having a wank to our Dais for good luck to England.

Tuchel channeling his inner Southgate

going to absolutely batter the toilfu tomorrow if we lose this

>>223122668
i cant help but feel thats performative

>>223122648
yes you are, against whites

>Parking the bus
yeah we're fucked. Might have to switch over

>>223122609
who do they glaze?

>>223122600
nostalgic song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBMZoHbmU4

English here
I cannae believe this cheating from our bhoys
Argentina deserve the win

>>223122698
it's the opposite of performative
i remember doing a little fist bump walking home after i first kissed a girl

ginormous save

argentina are edging

OMG

>>223122698
i can't help but feel you're on the spectrum

>>223122639
>but what if you dont feel that spontaneous joy,
see a therapist you have anhedonia

trollpost

reckon england should kick the ball about up the other end of the pitch

unbelievable choke.

Lads we can't go on like this lads

ENGLAND NEED TO SCORE AGAIN
THEY CANT KEEP THIS UP

>>223122716
Pickford

>>223122698
They spend the entirety of their workweek to just having that one moment of scoring a goal and it's quite stressful with all the pressure on you

>>223122722
och aye

>>223122609
piss off

right well england are definitely going to concede here

Please FUCKING GOD LET ARGENTINA SCORE PLEASE

>>223122723
i disagree and i think you have mental problems

>>223122730
i think that stuff is just silly i dont think anyone naturally wants to do anything like that, it really does seem completely artificial

we just giving them chance after chance now

this is not gonna last long

southgate sub, southgate ball, southgate result

where the hell is defence
pickford can't save everything himself

>>223122776
God doesn't exist

ooft

mad how I come from a family of auties and my sister felt the need to apologise for crying at our nan's funeral

reckon argentina will score soon then england will score a last minute goal in the 90th minute

Flash Gordon scores with help from Mr Rodgers

this ref is actually rigging it how the fuck is that not a free kick

munching bracken for tea

>>223122797
argentina cant score. all their goals so far have been pure luck

>>223122797
That would win me the bet

Right well Lionel Messi isn't very good is he

>>223122734
no things make me happy but ive never been so happy i had to start waving my hands in the air cheering or anything like that, that seems performative

>>223122754
i dont accept this theory its what they do, this isnt like a side thing, this is their occupation, i just dont understand

Messi (P) 90+29

Here lies Ann Widdecombe
She never scored

>>223122834
that's sad

mongers throwing away possession for a stupid shot, just kick the ball around their end

optimal scenario is surely argentina peno in 90'+6 and messi hoofs it over the bar

Fucking hate this rigged shite fuck this

>>223122808
rigging it for england

pickybitsford

i can't score

drinking a relaxing cup of cammomile valerian root and honey tea

ten fucking minutes lad please hold it you fucking spastics

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I'm rooting for the South American team

sir pickfordy bits

>>223122864
biscuit status?

>>223122867
>ten fucking minutes
yeah and the rest

>>223122848
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit!"

This has Marcus Rashford scoring an open goal in the 97th minute and pointing to his head written all over it

>>223122864
that's too much sleepy potion
you're going to be too sleepy

this is it isn't it

>>223122864
please be in london

anti football won

BIG DAN ON

>>223122879
dont eat biscuits with herbal tea

MORE DEFENDERS TO GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY

dan burn absolutely gagging to give away a sloppy penalty with his massive slow legs

>>223122846
do you do things like that when youre unexpectedly happy? if you find a 50 pund note on the ground are you picking it up, screaming yippee, punching your fist into the air and running home like you just got the golden ticket?

halaand killer is on

tommy taking off all his attackers so we can't score after the inevitably 103rd minute equaliser

big dan burn to score a maguiresque penalty in the shootout

>>223122909
might if i won the lottery

>>223122871
For me it's the white team

>>223122890
you cant stop me from snoozing no one can

This shit ain't gonna work against Spain.

They can't keep giving this many chances.

>>223122917
he’ll sub saka eze and rashford on at the death so they can miss penalties you ape

men kicking the ball, i take it?

>>223122871
Forgot how silly the Tierra del Fuego borders are

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>>223122403

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THE FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH

>>223122900
crackers?
i think some cheddar-rosemary-sourdough crackers would go nicely

its over for messi. ronaldo bros we won

FUCK THEY DID IT

>>223122938
if anything they scored too early

anya taylor joy's argentinian feet all over my face as punishment for this match

Feel like there'll be mass suicides in Argentina after this love their footie don't they

>>223122955
poonaldo is done too

>>223122909
not over a 50 pound note, lottery or winning an important tournament sure

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is it a sex thing?

stop fannying about !!

is full time 90 minutes?

ITS FOR PONGLAND

Just got spoiled by Betfair being three years in the future

been coming

NO WAY

jammy little cunt, took him a few tries

oh shit

YESSSSSAHAHAHAHHAHH THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!

it's so fucking over

I hear shouting did something happen

UM

NO

nice one

>>223122929
>>223122972
i do not understand the threshold i could never be a footballer

NOOOOOOOOO

right well

great job lads. just let him keep lining it up for another pop

fuck off

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>>223123007

i told you spastics

you can't just park the bus and let them have shots every 3 minutes

Full size keeper saves that

COCKWOMBLING TWAAAT

all the lads on packet are having heart attacks and you're laughing

t rex arms pickford

>>223123032
not sure you're even human desu

they had to set up to control the ball. these anti football teams rarely win trophies . greece was an exception

Retards let argentinians too much, fuck your shit team

OH YEAH THOSE 8 DEFENDERS GOING TO SCORE A GOAL NOW ARE THEY TOMMY BOY?

we have the power of friendship and teamwork on our side, you lads forgot about that

Egypt all over again

Why do people ever park the bus at at 60 mins in when it's only a 1 goal difference!

Don't worry Dan Burn will score one for us

Heard clapping and cheering from the Airbnb next door 10 seconds before my delayed stream showed the goal.

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>>223122964
Peng

this cannae be happening

hes been celebrating for 2 minutes the game has been stopped, arent people annoyed? dont we want to watch the game?

>>223123055
tuchel is retarded just bringing in more defenders when you're 1-0 up with half an hour left

GOD IS REAL THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU

DOMMY WUCHEL

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OH NO NO NO

All the attackers off to make the Dan Burn poster happy

>>223123074
Whose Dan Bum

heres the rigging then

>>223123073
to reduce the chances of conceding a goal mate

call it now who's missing their pen?

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How do we blame this one on the Jews

peng argie ting

Where is Kane and Bellingham

if I had a gf she'd be getting slapped around rn

>>223123077
Lots of Argentines around?

if it's overtime it's a full freaking 30 minutes right?

>>223123084
Love her
Need her
Want her

oh well. maybe next time going 1-0 up and sitting back will be a successful plan

now we have to score with this many defenders

it's over

>>223122788
You were saying lil nigga?

>>223123115
who are you kidding
you'd be bouncing off the wall like flubber

>>223123084
sexiest woman ever i tell you

>>223123109
milei netenyahu bromance

>>223123113
you mean cock and bellend?

foden would put an end to this

>>223123107
the blacks ones

How come nobody realises the Texans lost at the Alamo

jagger is NOT impressed

>>223123121
15 + stoppage time
break
15 + stoppage time
shootout, if necessary
no hydration breaks, unfortunately

Why did they think they could defend for 30 mins?

>>223123129
defenders are good at pens tho they dont get nervous and they dont mess about

why does england play football as if it were a small underdog country instead of the powerhouse it ought to be?

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Nostradamus (me) predicted this

rorke got the moves like jagger

>>223123154
Erm... don't know x

would do literally ANYTHING for a mint aero right now

>>223123154
good question

want an emotional argentinian football gf

Well that's /lat/ laughing at us.......

>>223123131
Yeah I'm going to need more evidence than Jordan Pickford conceding from 25 yards mate

>>223123162
Learned helplessness

>>223123143
but you won at agincourt with similar disadvantage

>>223123154
they almost did didnt they

Let's go Enzo

do wanking sex magick ritual for england

>>223123162
This is the semi finals of the worlds biggest football tournament what are you talking about lol

The team isn't even English it's an African team so who gives a fuck

>>223123181
yeah against the fucking french

most humiliating part about this is that they barely even needed refball to beat us

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>>223123109

bellingham is back lmao

the "up by 1 lets do nothing" strategy, a tuchel (german) masterclass

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>223123169
They've got milky bar aeros here now

cunts

(≧◡≦) gordon (≧◡≦)

oh no

oh it's fucked noooo

jesus christ kane there
just watching the game happening around him
should have been off the field 20 minutees ago

stop the fucking match

Neoliberalism lost

kill all Argentinians

You're going home!

mad how it took them so long to switch it on

they think it's all over

it over

>>223123213
he fucked it
it's over

JESUS CHRIST

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fuck England vamos argentina

TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY!

>>223123213
Makes sense at 80 mins plus but not 60 mins in no clue why they were so defensive

Thought Tuchel was supposed to be good at decisions and that

RO BACK HOME
RO BACK HOME
RO BACK HOME
RO BACK HOME
RO BACK HOME

Why are we just standing around doing fuck all

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epic

Ahhahahah omg fuck england what the fuck is this shit

i told you all that argentina would win, like 5 /brit/s ago

england played like underdogs despite the fact that the first 60 minutes proved they can go two to two. why dont you just admit you are one of the best squads and should be doing better. you'd finally win something. . scotland wales and ireland unironically plague your mind. you think subconsciously think you're like us and you cope by pretending you are when you fail.

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Well well well

GOTT STRAFFE ENGLAND
YOUR PACK OF NEGROS HAS BEEN SENT PACKING