Oxygene edition>>223103797
>>223131898
Shit edition
>>223131898Based nature enjoyer.
>>223131912be healthy
(pretend) women ruined balk
Când fir?
I know how to get womenBut I don't want to larp like a dark triad psychopath just because its the only way to get female validationIt's fucking ridiculous too. I act like a normal thoughtful guy and get immediately treated with disdain and they act like they're doing you a favor just being around youWhen you act like a low inhibition sociopath suddenly their eyes light up. They unironically get so curious about you and literally follow you around the room to ask you questionsIt makes me sick
Tashka getting cucked by my BBC dildo is the funniest shit ever
>>223131933Xhe is real
>>223131951>să săvârșim iară 15 replici sezoniere
>>223131966Bro admitted to the dildo ownershipTrashka stocks in free fall
>>223132006Yeah and?
you can fuck with any incel on youtube just pretend to be a woman and he'll end up with a black dildo in his rectum
>>223131966we can be both cucked at the same time, remember that black dildo scene from the requiem for a dream?
It's over for lanklets.
>>223132116did you liked Lilja 4 ever?
>>223132006Retard reaching sashko levels of annoying
>>223132116I ayne seen that shit
>>223132151didn't watch it, but i watched ru shit like the green elephant or 5 vodka bottles
>>223132116>>223132186you both should fuck off to your own disco.rd
>>223132244Xhe won't give me xer discordHelp me out dude
>>223132237give him your piss-cord sis and fuck off cunt okay?
>>223132309talking to people ahahaha nah
>>223131996Da
>>223132366You a bigga bitch than I am.
Surely Mitko will fuck off after a decade of shitting up the place
>>223132388i don't do talking
>>223132445cos you're a man oh no no no
>>223132445It just takes practice, sweetie. You wanna know what I sounded like 10 years ago?
me talkin to some serbian chick a decade ago
where is cheap to go to for extended "holiday"
Target in place.
>>223132452yeah i was the man in my last relationship
pretty sure draft is on the horizon
>>223132538well duh the party was a dog
>>223132538Damn. More details please. This sounds spicy.
>>223132541You're a cripple so you're safe.
>>223132565peanut butter
>>223132587Buried that cripple
>>223132587so true!
>>223132565what do you want from a life is strange/dota lover neet ahah one day i bought him a pack of kinder eggs and diy'd a certificate that he has balls now
>Adding people from 4cucksNever ever
>>223132601>>223132620Did you know that the Red Army did not recruit manlet? It resulted in a bunch of lanklets getting mowed down on the fields while manlets mostly survived in gula- i mean the factories.
>>223132628I bet he's much happier without you now.
>>223132628I didn't understand nunna dat. What the fuck you talmbout you goofy ahh bitch? You bought yo gaymer boyfriend kinder eggs? Relationship goals right dere n shit.
>>223132660room temp iq nigegr
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmthe no $50 plan upsell is kinda annoying
>>223132676Don't judge me greggor I'm pre-noon drinkin. Wait it's past noon. Shiet. Time travel water be hittin real.
Bro back to being an alcoholic
>>223132696what u drankin cuz? warm beer here.
>>223132715>>223132716Yeyuh. I be drinkin some Braapopoopens mothafucka. This shit bring the acidity level all the way back up all the way to my throat n shit. It be expandin my neck lymph nodes n shit.
gta india gta balkan when? take vice city / san andr for base
Kek what a clown world
>>223132750My dream. He goin to horny jail. Lesbian bitches extra zesty. GOD DAMN. I wish I was a cute lil white girl so I could shoplift and get myself in trouble so a cute tall girl would bend me over hte hood of her cop car and slam me and handcuff me and then throw me in the jail cell with 5 horny bitches with strapons who would slam me against the bars and call me a dork and fuck me in every hole
dubz and I open that image
>>223132733if you get GERD it's over, bland chicken till you die
>>223132769Rasha....Stop gooning
>>223132796You bein the chickenGIV MI YOR SISTR OR YOR DISKORD BITCH
ahmet dugan e piqnica i e pil lajna deto ne moe si gi prestavite i toq chovek beshe faktor 30 godini edin propadnal alkoholik
ignore the russian flag she is teasing and feasts on attention timmy was right
>>223132803I AM NOT GOONINGI am fantasizingYou have NO CLUE how much I saffir as a cute litlte white girl with freckly shoulders stuck in the body of a DISGUSTING BALKAN ALCOHOLIC
>>223132850mangal 2
>>223132866I hope not. I'm too tall to pull it off. At least he can be a cute tall-ish girl. He got he mom's genes.
funny how as war is comming mangal is far away
>>223132821bro you are gaping the wrong sphincter
>>223132803that's why no discord to him it's gonna be that mess
>>223132850Sorry bro, but....Kendini öldür, potential travesti
>>223132910mai diskord is shutupshizoadd mi
>>223132962shi nids ENTJ huge boss engineer
>>223132929do you have a free bed for me? >t. draft dodger
https://vocaroo.com/1bDYzGrK4Wo5
>>223133069this is what no job does to a mf
>>223133078https://vocaroo.com/1jGT2QQYZSNg
went on a walk, ended up becoming free luggage carrier for a random ass straight outta hospital 63yo babka with diabeetus. could've been lach's agent, now that I think of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9L4BSUSPNA
tempting>>223133129KRAJ
>>223133102>scan yo brainYou can do gene testing and find out your brain is fucked.
Would you marry Bonny Blue? I would.
Why are men like this?
>>223133429You would also get your anus drilled with a bbc dildo bro
>>223133536Based roasty qween. I got mud flaps on my grandpa balls. I wonder if she'd be willing to suck'em. Prolly not.
>>223133549Bet she's into pegging too
>>223133663Nah. She looks like a hyperfeminine giga-nagger who only wants sex in the missionary position once a year for the sole purpose of procreation.
Pegging is cringe
>>223132966soo i did it
>>223133718Only if she can't fuck better than 99% of men.
>>223133734ANSWER MEyou ain't gotta talkI will also only speak in Russian so you can laugh at me
>>223133737At that point why not just have sex with a man instead
>>223133696Your theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDnGXZ0AXSg
>>223133764Because men are ugly and real cocks are tiny and get soft (even anomalously-large ones). No I don't know this from experience. That's just how it is. This is why I'm so jealous of girls. They get to have the most mind-blowing sex with switchable dicks. I wish I was a cute lil white girl so I could reveal my crush to the big brown bully at school and ride her strapon.
