no (you)s edition
>>223134628i like screenshots of /brit/ because it reminds me that aussiemong is still going with his shit that nobody cares about
Looool
rorkes head going red then bright pink then tripling in size as an old timey kettle whistles in the background before he explodes into smithereens
>>223134662phoneposter
Rorkeman, Rorkeman & Rorke
yt boys when you tell them youve fucked black men before
Should probably have a shower and get dressed at some point today
>>223134628I'm in this screenshot :D
223134680this post was made by a white manisn't that strange
>>223134682mind if i join you hehe bit of sausage in buns action we can take turns if you want
>>223134669scrym
>>223134544Not everything will get better. All you can do is try to fix the things you can make better, and try to accept the things you can't. It's not easy but that's life.
>>223134695>a white manStill using .gif? Doubt it.
nth for the baddiedem
2 of the 4 women i've been on a date with either had a PhD or were PhD students. i just attract intelligence. Shame they're too smart to go on a second date with me though
I'm a white man
>>223134695More likely an Indian on a VPN, surely.
welshmong on a madness
rorke singing uptown funk at his local pub's karaoke night
>>223134658>yeah no real friends
(You)'ll do nothing
Animated WebP images with transparency
anyone tried rorkes new tastes of trinidad range
>>223134706ahhhh i hate positivity!
>>223134669>>223134680Mhmm
Dr Congo has one last ace up his sleeve
Raorke eating maoams
wotanic fungus incoming
uh, paddy bros
sitting here salivating thinking about when i was shagging the ex and her tits were pressing against my chest im like the fucking old man and the sea at the end where hes sitting there with nothing but a bone and the memory of the catch
rorke eating taste the difference sausage rolls
>>223134558>You can just answer without crying btw(he couldn't)
>>223134728>zero tattoosshe can't keep getting away with it
>>223134778First thing you noticed, 4chan brainrot
dale gribble mpreg
>>223134628The world is so stupid I hate the modern world the past had more magic >Men would build massive monuments >They would fight wars for glory and honor >They would explore the tallest mountains and deepest valleys >They would cross oceans and through storms >They would attempt the impossible even if it killed them
mad how shit Tesco meal deal sandwiches are dry as fuck worst of the lot Morrisons and Sainsbury’s all the way for me
>>223134769paddy on paddy violenceAs an Englishman I'll stand aside, nothing to do with me. That's right, I'll stay out of it.
Just got mogged in Greggs
>>223134769scream
god i love it smelly girlsneed a girl to not brush teeth or shower for 3 months
>>223134784s
>>223134734saw him on /sp/ earlier with an england flag
>>223134783I don't see what wanting non-tattoo'd women has to do with 4chan.
>>223134750I can't tell if you're mocking me or being genuine. Is my post positive or negative? I thought it was just neutral and realistic.
>>223134808ultra grimmers that I live in the same nation as these people
whats the northern irish opinion on england do they bootlick them or hate them
>>223134808vgh tattoosno thanks
>>223134794liquor shop chain called groggs
What do you lads do in the nice weather when you have no mates and no gf?Me? I just walk around for a few hours outside by myself.
>>223134841you should be locked away for good
>>223134841Ogle at peng birds.Come home and coom.
>>223134841go to work. come home. drink
>>223134841stay in my bedroom
You can't win, Rorke. If you post about me, I will spend more time and effort posting about you than you can possibly imagine.
>>223134841nothing i don't go outside
>>223134841Walk around aimlessly then go for an incel coffee or an incel pint
>>223134841Same things I do regardless of the weather. Practise my hobbies, exercise, invest my UC and PIP, plan holidays, work on my business.
shaved arses
the dominican republic of the congo
>>223134883>PractiseFOY
singing tung tung tung sahur to the tune of mr sandman
>>223134841If my mates don't fancy doing anything and I want to be outside I'll just go enjoy natureLove going to see the ducks and walking through the woods. Walking from out in the hot sun into the shaded coolness of the woods always feels really good.
doing the zesty foden face at dogbergs i see on my incel walks until one of them bites me
>>223134883Trip on
>>223134814i'm probably mocking myself. i cant even understand myself tb h
odd duck
>>223134841skateboard or surf
Would love to push a big red button that exterminates every brown person from this globe
>>223134896Wrong!>>223134904Say what you mean, with your shoulders back and your chest puffed out, in plain English, so I, or anyone else, can understand you.
>>223134935getting a bit chunky isn't she
are there any brown people who aren't badmaybe armenians or something
>woman says thing, words words wordsgreat stuff I'm sure
>>223134936
>>223134969i quite like some of the africans
I actually couldn't give less of a shit about the FalklandsMental how Argentinians are so raped about it
>>223134964
>>223134942Guarantee she'd want FIFA to take action against any political speech she disagreed with. She'd probably expect the police to get involved.
>>223135007it was a meme war started and lost by their dictator and they still care about it 40 years laterbizarre
>>223135006we know that already rorke x
>>223134778Not quite, afaik she has a singular ankle tat
>>223134769Lads getting bantered by a fucking airport
fishing weekend starts tomorrow. should be nice despite my dislike of the whole set up and packing away that is involved with fishing
>>223135020pointless video
every tear that has rolled over saint bellingham’s cheek last night shall be rectified
i don't care for anime it's all rubbish
nun he cud dohttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1784198655826412.webm
the music that i like to listen to is often very boring (and hard) to playclassical sounds rubbish but feels great to play
Mad how everyone's so angry about everything these days, wasn't like this in the 90s
Keir Starmer hits back at Argentina after their players held a “Falklands are Argentine” banner “The World Cup might not have been ours but the Falklands Islands are”
>>223135041this bitch got shit taste why do women all have horrible tastehate them sometimes
>>223134883A modern day renaissance man
>>223135066Neoliberalism lost Zeidy, it's over mate
>>223135046I see what you did there
>>223134969SEAs are a bit pointless but theyre not horrible
>>223135083Chagos status?
>>223135118
Fuck me halfway through summer alreadyWill be back in the hell of short days soon enough
>>223135115im not zeidy
>>223135145winter is peng
>>223135145All downhill from here isn't itBe dead soon
>>223135143
this swede is a pedophile btw
swede posting a lot of dull webbumsnot impressed
>>223135145
miso hornyme suck tiny peepee
>>223135118can see her nipple
making fajitas, reckon theyll be shit but im pressing on either way
slept 8 hours but i'm tired
>>223135211grow up
>>223135230I want Dasha to pee on me
>>223135230omg they haaaaaaaaaate each other
off to tesco
f1 is a sport for foids now
Don't really see what American women talking about politics has to do with British culture
>>223135230just 2 ugly women at the end of the day
>>223135261everything in the world is a product of british culture
>>223135254is it yeah which female drivers are in F1 "now" then? you're not busy so take your time answering
get the zesty foden posted
>>223135230left passes a bit better than right but theyre both obviously trannards
Jamie Dimon is my hero and inspiration he comes from a Greek immigrant family just like me
>>223135300retard
to quote the zoomers of the world, i will be "locking in" as of Monday
why doesn't Tilde turn to this line of work you'd all be lining up to shag him
>>223135083should have insantly launched nukes are beno araus or whatever their main city is
I actually love England and being English
>>223135333>"When I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered (he said yes). I asked if it was OK if I wiped him down (he said sure). I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks, and nothing was coming off. Then I realized that his taint wasn’t dirty, it was just FULL OF MOLES."ffs this is grim. Gay sex is so disgusting.
no one:not a soul:not even ann widdecombe:jude bellingham: im bratnazifungus: letting out a wotanic sporeracist squidward: i really hate niggers spongebobrorke:Ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a huMa-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-haMa-i-a hi, ma-i-a huMa-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-haMa-i-a hi, ma-i-a huMa-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-haMa-i-a hi, ma-i-a huMa-i-a ho, ma-i-a ha-ha
>>223135292
Oh right that must be true then
can't be bothered to do anything so i'm going back to bed x
>>223135364the care bames:Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee,Wee-oh aweem away.Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee,Wee-oh aweem away.In the jungle, the mighty jungle,The lion sleeps tonight.In the jungle, the quiet jungle,The lion sleeps tonight.
>>223135376looking sharp fodey x
Back from dentist was a very nice man dentist he said I should get Invisalign and booked me a consultation
Every single year in the few weeks running up / after christmas the allotment has been robbed by a gang of thieves, they break the locks and go through every single shed and take anything they can fit in the back of a van / backpack so it's impossible to keep anything of actual value there.One of the old boys caught them down here the other year and scared them off with a crossbow and they havent been back
i want to have sex with dua lipa
me ur friend :)
>>223135480:)
>>223135333Mad how you can just make up stories about people the moment they die.
it not right it just not rightdeath heat needs to end
>>223135480Not mine surely
>>223135495*sprints up to you on all 4s and rapes you*
tesco meatball marinara for lunchmight eat it then jump on a railway track
>>223135507sc
>>223135105spongbob stop hurting mario stop it
Australia's mythical status has been smashed to pieces
the interracial breeding grounds of costco
>>223134935its over we couldt save her
>>223135555Why does it attract the BAMEs so
>>223135503Looks like Sunday is going to be the day
newsmongs talking about another heatwave and the predicted temps weren't even 30c.
>>223135468strange lie
can't abide australians
>>223135570dunno fuck knows how they all get the membershipslast time I was there though the amount of wmaf couples was absolutely insane
>>223134935ugly fucker, sick to bastard death of the internet being full of pathetic runt men latching on to le quirky slag of the month their hideous incel arse thinks in some reality they might have a chance with
taking barkeisha and jabarkus out for a walk
drinking water teeming with bacteria and insects
just experienced xenophobia :/
vibing to ridge racer music in my evil nigga lair
>>223135611australian tap water
drinking water teeming with heavy metals and microplastics
>>223135604i have a chance with her
>>223135604i don't think they believe they have a chance with her
rorke's gone feral
mental how a single trident missile could wipe out 80% of Israel's populationthey're not even a medium sized warhead
don't understand cuckolding as a fetish
leftypol drinking the dehumidifier water
>>223135575
100 years ago i would have been considered a legal idiot
im the town crier hear ye hear ye
>>223135679*hears*
>>223135672not much has changed then
>>223135679*covers my ears* LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
>>223135652same. incest is understandable imo
>>223135587
>>223135642just theoretically
Just got the last achievement I needed to 100% my little computer gameJob well done, that. Mum will be most pleased to hear of this
zoomers putting the finishing touches on part 900 on their youtube documentary series on Norm MacDonald being the greatest comedian of all time for unknown reasons (he was mediocre and his comedy was juvenile)
very sweaty today
Someone complained to toilberg about me eating crisps then licking my fingers. There's starving children in africa im not wasting food
>>223135679SHOPS ARE NOW CLOSINGWELCOME...SHADOWFIENDTHE TIME IS NOW...VERY LATE
>>223135758shit meme lift with a trillion RIR, 0/10 wouldnt shag
rorke that is a life changing sunburn
>>223135763grow up little boy
i've got a youtube channel with 50 million subscribers
>>223135780I had a post once with 50 (you)s reckon thats more impressive
trying to figure out what's blocking the garden hose and blasting myself in the face with a thousand rotten slugs
>>223135799quite disappointed that I chuckled at this actually
being horrifically raped by a wordle
>>223135084She rating a chatter's taste but hers is close tho, silly lass hasn't watched one piece despite her attireShounen speaks to the heart
>>223135799Me in the garden hose
placing one thousand rotten slugs in some poor bastard's garden hose one by one
zuckerberg doesn’t let his kids use the internet That should tell u everything
>>223134662and all those guts and bodies lying on goose green aren't coming home either
>>223135853little gay monkey
I have a dentist appointment at 2:20Get it lol Tooth Wenty like if a tooth gets removed by said dentist it will have went(y)
>>223135862Don't watch Dr Who sorry
nearly posted something then realised it was really boring so didnt do it
Why didn't they give it to a black guyHe would have scored
>>223135819just did it without much difficulty, which means im allowed to make you my concubine
>>223134935>>223135557>womb tattoo over her arseAyooo?
>>223135879sup rorkie
you say lunch I say now pie
>>223135848No one knows what this shit means nerd
>>223135879Oh so now black people need white people to give them the ball like some white saviour? That's RACIST
>>223135878good
>>223135624
wordle in 5
>>223135887holy zoomzoom
just seen a video of an england fan crashing an interview and randomly saying he wishes he was black and was circumcised so he could have better sex
>>223135903whats your favourite savoury pie
Bellingham going back to score 8 goals a season against Girona and Osasuna
havent done anything in 3 months
Right well I've no food in the houseSo I'm either going to have to go to the shop or get the brown man to bring me some aren't I
Neighbour shouting "FUCK OFF!" at the top of his voice again. He does this probably 3-4 times a week. Rattles my nerves every time. Starting to have some very uncharitable thoughts about him to be honest.
>>223135932shut up 190
>>223135932pork pie with lots of gelatine and english mustard
>>223135940ktim but longer than that x
>>223135878do this all the time me
i saw the neighbour "nigga" he shouts like 3x a week
>>223135957You'll do nothing and he knows it. You are a coward.
>>223135987scrm
Throw rocks at Tesco superstore
>>2231359406 years me
>>223135947>invite your mates over for a barbecue>ask them to bring food and drink>turn the barbecue off as early as possibleauld trick I used to do at uni. stocks you up for months lol
>>223135947What would you do in an emergency like flood or panic buying? Always got 2 months supply of everything I need, me.
>>223135987g
>>223136014Don't have mates or a barbecue sorry
>>223135927>"it's a tramp stamp!" in getriac unc ahh voiceGet outta here nigga
a pineapple is a rather regal looking fruit which is appropriate as it is the tastiest of fruits thus dare i say the king of fruits >>223135932burek is the best thing there
It pie night
>>223136036
>>223135998Never said I would. It's his problem more than mine. I'm sure I'm not a perfect neighbour either. Bit weird of you to jump in with all these assumptions and accusations isn't it? Bit embarrassing really.
That's me in the cornerThat's me in the cuck chairLosing my erection
an aspect of /brit/ i love is that you have uncs and zoomers arguing about dumb shit. just doesn't happen irl. pubs are segregated by age and you'd get called a nonce if you were chatting to younger people.
>>223134808mad how people like this find partners and girls won't even make eye contact with me
I'm regularly the youngest person in the pub at 36
>>223136089Do you drink at a bowling club
just sitting here wanking x
>>223134841same. been going for walks over the woods and fiels. Have to stare at the ground when a toned sexy female runner comes by though so she doesn't report me to the police
mad how i can't get gay bf
>>223136108The only young people in my town are Muslim
>>223136117nordic milkers
video game mod idea: project zoomboid - instead of groaning zombies it's broccoli haired white lads saying no cap bussin etc
>>223136117Prime slampig material
i'd pay like £135.73 for a chance with the thunberg sisters(yes that is my bank balance)
Whites are saying wallahi now apparently
>>223136083i thought he was a woman. what a strange world we live in
i'm chinese
>>223136117how a shiksa should be
white women really be doing shit like “goat yoga”
>>223136172how DARE you
poo in progress
say wallahi bro say wallahi
>>223136117is this what they call "mogged"
>>223136176been a thing in france and holland for decades uk whites only adopted black slang
>>223136189alri wang lahi
>>223135957Chandlers Ford?
Shall be watching the darts all weekend
>>223136117Read risqué poo at first glance
might cease to be
festivals are great because the girls don't shower for three days in the hot sun so their armpits and arse smells
>>223136112JAV wank galore
The problem is that I don't really like going outside
>>223136239No why? You got a similar bloke?
>>223136189Hi Chinese
Could I BE a noisier neighbour?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9592kve1podoing a seethe
>>223136301maybe if you were a violent farter too
>>223136279Yeah and he was shouting the same shit at the same time as your post. thats a bit mad innit haha
>>223136286What possesses them
>>223136286*goes around him*
>>223136286yeh but just like all leftypol drips, you put one finger on him and he'll scurry to the cops to grass you up (the same coppers he was shrieking to abolish just a few years ago)
Want to order Maccas but I ordered Maccas on Sunday so shouldn't really
>>223136286could heem this frail cunt with one hand
>>223136286rorke quivering in fear
>>223136317Funny. Sometimes wish I was a fly on the wall watching these meltdowns so I knew what's got them raging. Mainly so I can stop worrying it's about something I've done.
>>223136301LMAO (very quietly) lads; sharing this one with you - my very best /brit/ friends!!!....Anyway I live in a house share with two others, one rooms been empty for two months so it's just me and another (much older) lad. The other lad's quiet, beta as fuck and works nights. He leaves religiously every night at 1816 hours and returns from his slavery at 0445 hours; on the fucking dot, every night. He's doesn't stay here at weekend. On the other hand I'm a NEET, lazy bottle pissing cunt, relax all day, very very comfy thanks! Clean the house so it sparkles (don't rouse the landlord / lady's attention) and make not a sound during the day. I pay my rent religiously (thanks Universal Credits) via bank transfer, so rarely speak with the landlord and landlady - but when I do, I'm super nice with them - butter wouldn't melt; very innocent, quiet and submissive. Just what I like them to think. ;-)Anyway (round two).. the landlady pops by just before I started writing this, because the other lad's fucked his rent up - I can hear the conversation behind my door and all appears to be resolved. As she's leaving she asks there's any problems (with the house or other tenants [I.E. me]). The other lad answers 'no', I never see 'anon', never hear him. The landlady replies, yep, 'anon's a lovely lad, very quiet'.What they don't know is, when my mate fucks off to work - I'm necking bottles of vodka, smoking weed, banging call girls in my room (thanks Uni Credits x 2!!) going out at the weekend, fighting, getting thrown out of clubs and performing noisy DIY metal work in the house.Fucking suckered everyone lads; they don't actually know I'm a psychopathic, lazy, alcoholic, drug-taking, hedonistic, ex-covict criminal cunt.Superior IQ's are so, so good. ;-)
>>223136117greta umberg
women with their tits and their arsesand their cunts
With all the money he's got you'd think he'd be David Homeowner by now
>>223136407NEED THEM OUT
>>223136410sromitinf
>>223136407Would love to meet one, shame they're made up
why do argies genuinely actually hate uslike we dislike maradona but they want us dead
>>223136457Everyone hates us completely disproportionatelyThey'll get mad at stuff we did 300 years ago but we're not allowed to joke about World War Two in case it upsets Germans
>>223136457English are unlikeable mongs, no one likes them
just kill every third worlder
>>223136497>>223136497>>223136497
>>223136457They are just tsundere, they really just want to fuck you.
>>223136504you have a very recognisable posting style and i suspect you have aspergers syndrome
