jay edition
in memoriam subedish
I'm gay
This world genuinely has to be a Hell and punishment.>jews in positions of power everywhere>Europe flooded by the third world>rampant social degeneracy>complete collapse of living standards>total plutocracy
had a very late night after the football or 'footer' as we lads like to call it so i am extremely tired. beddy bo bo's soon.
If I was in Zombieland I would just shag Emma Stone
right well I’m not clicking that shit nigga
>>223144667Some say thats a good thing
>>223144667dont forget social atomisation and the death of community
>>223144667you expected this world to be good. that's on you.
So heatherpaedo has now become obsessed with loose skinReally just such an interesting individual
Social atomisation of my tender ballsack
>>223144719he needs to be exterminated theres no question
>>223144707Manifesting giving you a proper fucking seeing to you slag
imma kill tha pussy
rorke moaning about degens while posting on 4chanrorke moaning about lack of community whilst spending all day in his incel hovel
*morphs into a mushroom*alri lads
The "Middle Class" was a 50-year fluke designed to prevent a communist revolution during the Cold War. Now that the threat is gone, the elites are systematically dismantling it. You aren't "falling behind"; you’re being pushed back into the peasantry.
>>223144765*perks up*
I don't like mushrooms. They seem untrustworthy
Rorke having gaysex and blaming the jews
>>223144784feel this way about chinks
mushroom michael we used to call him cunt had a cordyceps growing out of his head
fuck
>>223144801don't swear please
>>223144769Sir chatgbt won you this imaginary argument…
frick
American parasitic fungus called Codyceps
You WILL be watching Nolan's new kino, right /brit/?
>>223144810sorry
got to lichess 30 puzzle streak then died
>>223144769the middle class has been around for nearly 500 years mate
dag nabbit
>>223144843the bourgeoisie were much smaller then
launching a giga drill break into my own arse
>>223144843Please don't reply to 2016mong it only encourages him
that ain't falco
... scored a good early whisky wearing my excellent glasses at my local bar …
New film is it? No, not for me.. that sort of thing. No, more of a "bookman" myself. Yes, that's right. Reading's my game. Big time.
>>223144769Makes sense>>223144843In what numbers tho
boiling
what should i wank my willy to lads
>>223144836:>
reading treasure island
first bourgeois revolution? surely, one the ones in 1848, you might say. no. the protestant reformation.
>>223144884redeemed tim
>>223144901big boobies
>>223144901sexy ladies
standing on a bridge asking my magic 8 ball if i should launch myself off
[ ] Verify you are subhuman
>>223144889Sorry why did you just reply to yourself and then reply to someone you disagree with in the same postWas it perhaps to manufacture a sense of consensus
i miss cynthiana
should do some work, but I'm in bed reading all your fantastic posts
>>223144901
>>223144901Oriental milfs with buxom breasts in fishnets/ leggings
>>223144917>>223144930right well thats illegal isnt it
proper spastic me
are chloe
Another hot one
>>223144901Big fat hangers swingin around >>223144903>>223144903
Roleplaying as a blacksmith's apprentice suddenly ordered by the king to make thousands of pieces of equipment as war has just broken out but it's only my second day
alien coming down and doing things to me
>>223145015Remind me of a gay porn I once watched.
cracking open my magic 8 ball and drinking the magic fluid inside
Sometimes I cannot feel my face...
brian peter stewie and lois and the other one
Kiss me out by the beer and barley
favourite nsfw subreddit still banned
>>223145015then your head gets chopped off cos you understandably fucked up half of them just glad I wasn't born back then tbqh
been to pacific islands and the life seems pretty comfyreckon once ai sacks us all I'll just take over my parent's acreage and grow yams
>>223144769i saw this word for word on a tiktok video haha
sprinting around with a machete chopping niggers bbcs off
Hanging today. Only had Omega and vodka cocktails last night.Easing myself with a big bowl of bacon pasta with fresh lemon juice, a Dragon Soop and some more Omega ice cold
Zesty nigga watching tiktok
>>223145048Hope it bestows you with the curse of Cassandra
>>223145067what was itprobably something paedophilicevil nonce
>>223145015less chat more arrowheads m8
>>223145085bloke on my street had a melty and chopped his cock off with a machete
>>223145087drinking off my hangover me. few gin and tonics sorting me out. bed soon then back to 100% tomorrow after 11 hours of kip
>>223145104legend
osama bin laden had this image saved on his hard drive
>>223145104same as that lad from wu tang
i am willing to fight and die to protect ukraine and the falklands from evil invaders! then one day i will have my own flat with a table and chair and a bed!
>>223145126worst i've ever felt is one day where i did thiswas utterly smashed from 12 hours of drinking the day before 10pm->10am. woke up around 6pm felt awful and knew the day was fucked so got back on it again not even that hard but enough to get a bit drunkslept around 1amwoke up around 10am not hungover per se but my insides were absolutely fucked was dry wretching in the toilet bowl for like 5 minutes amlost wondered if i needed to go to hospitalNEVER AGAIN
fucking hate when the rape demon comes around
rorke wearing an osama bin liftin shirt during his 2nd week at the gym
>>223145126thats the way. Need to balance it all outmad how fit Jessica Fox is, even when she put on weight.
realised earlier I was wearing all green by accident and felt like zelda like in them zelda games
wonder if they lopped it off in one big swing or if it was more of a sawing dealio
eunuch outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
apparently June Pixel Drop update is available.
>>223145168that would be link you big stupid idiot head
>>223145149you wont do nun
>>223145170Cutting your own knob off has to be one chop doesn't it? The second the blade cut into it and you felt the pain you'd come to your senses.
>>223145206you are a russian or argie fool who will eat his words!
>>223145190erm, these words aren't in the bible
>>223145175s
nth for the gyaldem
ive found myself in my bedbeen a long dayi will have a greggs for breakfast
>English schools to segregate Trans+ kids from toilets – including those who've already transitioned – from September
>>223145240>Trans+huh
>>223145240They should be segregated into gas chambers.
>>223145240>Trans+?
don't know what that is
got gender dysphoria
>>223144836:)
my favourite show? Educating Essex
>>223145230>i will have a greggs for breakfastHow?
>>223145240>Trans+What the fuck is "Trans+?"
>>223145226well thats back to south korea to fix up that botched nose job
was neutral on trannies until interacting with them online made me realise they need to die
>>223145230today was a movie!
Don't become gay
>>223145250>>223145255transgender+ other gender-diverse identities enbies genderfluid and the like
>>223145265sorry mate law says you can't piss in there
>>223145277When you get your HRT private instead of on the NHS
>>223145269I wonder why !!
GAY PORN!I LIKE!
it's trans+ pro max now rorke
>>223145070Are they not all growing yams over there? I'd think introducing a bit of variety would be the money move.
>>223145285*kisses you on the lips*...too late...*smirks*
What are some video games that you consider to be "must plays"? Fancy a video game
(it's cos he's a nonce)
>>223145326>yamsFOY
>>223145329dishounered last of us 1
trans+ is when you get a willy added rather than removed
the bames are becoming forklift certified
>>223145329rape quest XVII
you would think the ugly chav makeup and fashion trends that runt women in this country love so much would get extinguished by online and social media culture. being made of by everyone else for their freakish appearance and still doubling down on it and continuing. for how many generation will this somehow continue. how many blokes have actually said oh you would look so much better if you did your makeup like a 9 year old and got really shit plastic surgery.
every time you chop off your cock and add it back then add another +trans+++ here
>>223145329bioshock
>>223145337FUCK OFF THAT'S THE WORD HE SAIDI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YAMS ARE
aus school uniforms = polo shirts asia uniforms = track suitsuk uniforms = 3 piece suit and tie makes you think
fucking kumara then
>>223145329
We didn't kill enough of them
Please stream "After All" the new single from Carly Rae Jepsen's upcoming 8th studio album "Day and Night"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lASHbOexq6s
>>223145298
who's the chubbiest /brit/ poster then
>>223145318s
>>223145393me unless this is some strange freakish fetish post which it likely is
>>223145329portal
>>223145393Probably you
>>223145393sacked fatranny
actually a fan of the polo shirt with artwork from a Certified Indigenous firm and made in ChinaEspecially when the teachers wear them too, very egalitarian
my arse hasnt felt dry for weeks
>>223145279Be nice, her nose is naturally a bit wonky
how to clean up bathtub full of excrement before landlord inspection in 2 weeks
i'm the skinniest /brit/ poster
>>223145393For me it's Diego
>>223145393Zachy, FATCAM or Craven lol
laptop fans going 300000000000000 miles per hour because i had the termidity to ask it to do some computations
too late, I have already depicted you as the beta male squirrel and me as the chad shagger ladybird
>>223144631Inbetweeners was so forced. I watched and enjoyed the first three episodes, and the said naa, that's enough for me. If you're a fan you're a flipping cookie cutter
>>223145318Grey can't believe reds are gettin sum
Le Reddit army has arrived
>>223145451can i use your ribs like a xylophone
>>223145329Elden ring shadow of the erdtree dlc
got indigestian because i ate some pizza
Flies just flew on me and started shagging so I've come back indoorsGenuinely can't go outside in this country without getting raped
>>223145517sc
>>223144962That looks really enjoyable and organic
>>223145517you ate to much ok
>>223145451prove it
all stations check your handsets we have an open carrier
>>223145519did it make you feel ‘less than’?
dont all post at once
>>223145329fable
i am a fungus freak
>>223144984Post THAT celebration
>>223145413that's a good oneit's also only ~2 hours long
feel like you never see a french person who is white
I'm the fattest /brit/ poster by far
>>223145546its over, over
im the retardest britposter
>>223145638right well that's not true is it
I'm the saddest britposter
Every edgy-left, mustache and mullet ass, vegan ass, cumtown listening white boi, loves themselves Danny Brown, JPEGMAFIA, Death Grips etc.Actually more or less every normoid white boy around listens to Kendrick these days...
>>223144707
>>223145678well not 100% true but i think its somewhat correct they're probably at least a generation further down the line than us
What's an actual fact or story about yourself that will 100% sound like a Jay story online?
I still listen to bands I used to listen to when I was a teenagerCurrently listening to Tides of Man even though I'm 30
mad how there are people who lived in nazi germany still alive today
>>223145638Jean-Luc PicardThem blokes off EurotrashThe guy in that film Leon
>>223145723once kissed 2 girls at the same time a few minutes after meeting them and throwing up after doing a tequila shot with themothers just the standard being wanked off on the dance floor kinda thingi once saw a girl walking around topless at a party and i walked up to her and asked if i could suck her tits and she said yes then she started trying to spit in my mouth during kissing so i ran away lol
Argentinians are all racists and Nazis
>>223145741Battle of Britain was going on when my Grandad was born and he's still knocking about
a chav couple walked past my patio earlier. the woman shouted out "England's going home" and the man made a "hisshisshiss" sound at my cat and I think said something about not liking cats. I said "fuck off freak" and they said something, continued on, then stopped. It looked like the chav woman was going to come back but then she continued away. The man stopped and I was staring at him, with garden shears in my hand. He said "is that a lighter?" and I said "I'll cut your cock off". The woman said something to him like "it doesn't matter" or something and they left
curious how the palestinians have been genocided for 80 years yet their population is at an all time high
>>223145723had sex (with a woman)
pure filth and I love her
runtoil completed time to pig the fuck out
>>223145797saw her on the train when I was like 10my mummy had a chat with her and I only half knew who she was
mad how everyone in the world has a mum
>>223145831yup even jesusbut not adam and eve
>>223145831Not me. Got two of em
>>223145848um x
got myself a COMPU CLEANER XPERTCLEAN TECH LIKE A PRO...WITH AIR
>>223145818apparently mirror opposite of her character
im actually going nuts
>>223144663Just because you've been repeatedly gang raped by your father and uncles, doesn't mean you're a pooftah.
Wonder if there are any monotheistic religions where the single God is ostensibly a woman
>>223145764The fuck is a shagger doing here?
anyone up for having a go on my arse
>>223145770
>>223145881ironically i've nevert actually had penetrative sex lol
>>223145882go on then get it out lad
me and mumberg watching rat race (2001) with dogberg and a steak pie
>adamyou lot are absolutely obsessed lmfao
>>223145723shagged 2 girls in one day back in my shagger days and unironically haven't had sex in over 10 years
>>223145723Hitchhiking back from Glastonbury with my mate, he went for a piss, then a car pulled up with two fit birds who said get in. I 100% could've had a threesome if I'd ditched my mate but I said to wait for him. When he showed up they lost all horniness because he looked like Mr bean. They sid drive us as far as near Manchester though.They offered to sell us mitsubishis (the pills) but we didn't have any money. I reckon they would've given me those pills and had their way with me had I been alone.
>>223145864calm down please
>>223145936how the fuck did u manage this were both on rotation already and u just had insane energy?
>>223145888Didn't ask for a yank
>>223145723once snogged a bird whilst she pissed herself and then she threw up everywhere
>>223145770stop making me like them
>>223145948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtsTbX85lgo
>>223145907the hell... what went wrong?
(8) i'm the blowjob queen (8)
>>223145956I'm black
sitting here not doing what I should be doing but worrying about it anyway
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oohThe winds are sad todayOoh-ooh-ooh-ooooh-oohSince you went awayThere is no gladnessSince there's no youuuThe winds goOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohHow very strange that IFind comfort when I lieAnd tell my heart that sheBelongs to meeeBut, still, the winds knowBecause the winds goOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
*does nothing*
>>223146010ktim
Sir Sadiq Khan
>>223145989i dunno guess im terrible at escalating or keeping them interested from the club to a bedroom
>>223146010as was foretold
>>223146010the fabled man of inaction
>>223146010timnk
If next week Andy Bumham announces an invasion of Argentina, how much support do you think he'd have from Joe Public?
>>22314603922%
>>223146039i don't know joe, sorry
>>223146039the fuck we gonna take from them? their valueless pesos?
>>223146001Once you start moving in the direction of completing that task the worry will disappear. Deep breath, stretch a bit, and then imagine you're already doing the thing so your body wants to do what the brain says it's doing.
sir andy bumham
this is me
>>223145926based mum enjoyer
>>223146060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GbYMkh3GYM
>>223146078thats llama del rey
>>223146085that a weezer cover?for me its Tired of Sex, because I've never had any
>>223145723Got sucked off by the school Stacy at a house party because I helped her get an A in A-Level economics. In hindsight if we hadn’t gone to completely different Unis in different parts of the country I reckon we could have started dating.
>>223146090alpaca your bags for you lad
>>223145953yeah I'd been occasionally seeing a girl who I woke up with and shagged in the morning then my ex randomly messaged me later on and we ended up meeting up and had sex that night. now I'm no better than than the rest of the incels here
>>223146090i'm the little brown man x
>>223146114how does this happen did u ask her as a thank you or did she just do it as a thank youwhich is rly fucking weird either way
>NEW: Andy Burnham has hired former Director of Hope Not Hate, Matthew McGregor, as his new Director of Political Strategy in no10So being right-wing is now de facto illegal then
>>223146129cute! x
>>223146129little gay monglittle brown monglittle gay brown monghe's an ethnic taaaaaard
>>223146126fuk cc off u lived like a kinglike saying a premier footballer whose retired had no different footballing career than anyone else
>>2231460392%. Would've been 10% yesterday. If the plan is to evacuate the Falklands and barrage their military bases with long range missiles and drones until their neighbour countries can walk in and take over, call it a preemptive strike? I wouldn't protest against it.
is that cheddar mash potato from m&s any good lads?? they didn't have the colcannon (which should just be called mash with cabbage because we're not ir*sh pigs)
I don't remember her from Live and Kicking but I would've yanked my plank til it fell off every Saturday morning if I had
tomorrow I get the innards of my PC cleaned and then I will install the new PSU :)
I'm in what's known as a long distance relationship
>>223146170looks like that f-to-m-to-f transsexual lass who btfo'd the angry man married to a woman with multiple kids by multiple other men
>>223146134loved him in dazed and confused
*makes an odd noise*
anyone else hear that?
>>223146188left your phone at mumberg's did you lad?
>>223145985It was a bit like that, but what was I supposed to do, abandon my mate? It was me who dragged him down there. I fucking should've done. I didn't like him and I didn't want to go home. That could've been the start of an amazing life in Manchester where these women lived instead of a shit boring life here.
ruthlessly blackraping my own arse
haven't eaten anything in 24 hours
>>223145818She was probably the 10 middle aged woman she had to smile along to and painfully engage with the drivel of small talk. Your mum is a bitch
>>223146134Physiognomy check.
>>223146240are you black
right
howling that my dumb cunt mong cock thinks my hand is a vagina, stupid freak
Watching one of those incel horror films
Oh ma gawd it's you init!? I watch EastEnders ever daee, you're so good in it. This is my son, he watches too, he doesn't have a choice lol. Where are you off tewww now?
>>223146131I didn’t ask, we were just chatting outside of the toilet and she offered it and I accepted it. She never explicitly said it was for helping her get an A but she thanked me like a dozen times so I just assumed it was. Not that weird really.
>>223146276Mousey's reddit account leaked
>>223146293rorke has a documentary on his life?
>>223146250My mum is not 10 middle aged women and she most certainly isn't a bitch.
>>223146283scre
>>223146276i miss toby...
>mummy's friend who looked like a young belinda carlisle has put about four stone on and now resembles the eponymous cetacean from moby dick instead
>>223146240to what end?
>>223146327me arse end
Hello and welcome to Rorkeburger. May I take your order please?
might message the toilfu at the weekend
>>223146322i'd kill you with my bare hands
>>223146313Sorry about that, I shouldn't have said that. You shouldn't approach celebrities though, that's all I meant
>>223146276Allowed to exist by the same platform that bans right wing and libertarian ideas. Makes you think.
>>223146348why's that then lad
I'm Rorke.
>>223146340yeah i'll have one gay porn burger please, extra topping!
>>223146340yeah I'll have uhhh... um... an um burger
>>223146340triple cheeseburgerlarge french friesstrawberry milkshakeand your number please darling waheeeyyyy
>>223146308its incredibly weird lmaowud u put a boys cock in your mouth cos he helped u with some school work lol
I'm emailing multi-million pound companies and they can't even be bothered to hide the fact that they're using ChatGPT to write their replies.
>>223146276>/r/picsofdeadponies
diego being a weird nonce again
>>22314639450/50 chance they're cartoon ponies from my little pony
>>223146308What were you chatting about?
moving to florida
Can I get uhhhhhhh
>>223146340Yeah let me get uhhhh a number 1488 special.
>>223146420no you're not. you'll never leave your smeggy childhood bedroom
>>223146420you wont
i did lets the days go by. that David guy was right
>>223146392reply to this *kills you with my bare hands*
>>223146340ziedy special with extra gherkins please boss
>>223146420TAKE ME WITH YOU
>>223146420now why would you want to do that
Opposite gender normgroids be chatting about the weva then the foid impromptu asks to snog, mad world
>>223146449delete this
>>223146392Nobody gives a care about anything
Going to get a job teaching English in Japan
>>223146392Not even using it properly lol
>>223146420Florida man in the thread you legend!
>>223146392I've had emails from HR like that
>>223146484Alright. What level?
>>223146475when did it get like this
>>223146509>>223146509
>>223144647>>223144647>>223144647 Recycle
>>223146010Same. I'll do something tomorrow haha
>>223146054>>223146160It needs to be higher.>>223146065Their dreams and dignity.
>>223146169not hard to make cheddar mash yourself is it
>>223145159Anyone called
