Holodem edish
just had a deeply unsatisfying poocouldn't get it all out and took fucking ages to wipe
anyone else notice that "pandemic" is just "dem" surrounded by "panic?
nth for the baddiedem
got the frasier on
love the local seagulsometimes when I go in the garden I see them doing laps
Right well that’s Alysa Liu showing off a tasteful bit of sideboob and her entire back followed by a video of her in a black dress which is see through on her breast and thighs
Less foreigners and less mental illness this thread please lads
>>223164438kelsey raped child before filming began
>>223164444she's got a tramp stamp
I have a bigger willy than all of you combined
Climbing the walls like a big cockroach
>>223164444you know you can just type in tits and fanny in to google and get 5 quintillion results yeah?
>>223164468don't think that's true actually
>>223164473Good for youOk !!!
>>223164470Need to give it a thorough tongue cleaning
>>223164444
>>223164485unfortunately it is, he raped a 15 year old right before filming started on frasier
considering there is at least 40 people here and that we have at least 1 each that would give you a minimum size of 40 inches, which is quite frankly ridiculous
Mad how Kelsey Grammer lives in Portishead, Somerset
might quit youtube it's full of propaganda
>>223164426It was all woke nonsense from the get go, we owe rorke an apology
Woke slop for tea
>>223164516love 5/10 chubby girls like this
Unironic anime editions and you're insisting newfags don't riddle this shit hole
>>223164516Just spaffed me crackers
>>223164516everything is ruined by that stupid piercing
>>223164402Fat bitches are amazing I am tired of being shamed for it
she's too young for me
>>223164566Better hope she loves 0/10 incels who spend all day indoors
>>223164573name pls saar?
>>223164542time to grow up
>>223164590Umm
Got some classic Chappell roan pumping this afternoon
>>223164593that's unkind ok
british people complain about the weather but don't say anything nice when it's literally the perfect temperature
>>223164516do zoomers really?
the portuguese critic
why isn't this thread appearing in the catalogue?
mental how i'm better looking than my old school mates but they all have gfs somehowjust don't have any mates though so i can't meet anyone
>>223164606i wince and groan when kicked in the nards, but dont go around skipping and clapping whenever no one smashes my cock with a hammer? what gives
>>223164643Filters?
>>223164645you aren't good looking sorry
>>223164643got your anti-paedophile filters on
>>223164643you've probably filtered "holodem", common mistake, reminded me to filter that myself
>>223164675didn't say i was good looking matejust better looking than my old school mates which i definitely ambut they have gfs somehow
>>223164645They’re better at being themselves
>>223164516wood berry
>>223164645maybe you've got that thing where you look in the mirror and think you're attractive but actually you're just an ogrefat people and trannies have it
the England 2026 World Cup campaign, whatever happened there?
>>223164516She looked way better with the racoon hair
>>223164687Well it's come home hasn't itThe bus with the squad in it I mean
>>223164707The men didn't kick the ball good enough
>>223164699how come i've shagged and she told me i was handsome
im going to go and try to shove my whole head up my arseso i might not be posting much this evening
>>223164707entire german genome is dedicated to trying to destroy europe at any chance, tuchel simply had no way to stop himself
>>223164753she had that thing from shallow hal where she can only see inner beauty
needing wanked off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223164707Sabotaged by your German coach
>>223164707Germans fucked it as is tradition
How can I hate women? Your mum's one
i don't really follow politics but hate the idea of having a frail/fat ugly person in charge of the countrythey weasel their way up from nerdy beginnings like university debate clubs and political societies. before they get any power they are considered lower down than even neets on the social ladderbut once they get to into a position of power they get respect despite being essentially the same
>>223164733not yet it hasn't no
>>223164645looks don't matterincels are wrong
>>223164807
Is this rorke or leftypol's da
>>223164707DNA. besides 2024, we've gone out like bitches in every tournament since 2014
stuck in the late Friday Streamyard ffs
the smoke and ash of burning canadians has engulfed my town
>>223164819They do matter but, unless you're gigachad tier, personality and confidence matter more
>>223164817oh okaybut it is scheduled to come home soon yes?
>>223164828look at him go haha
>>223164826in a twist, its both.bam
whole world made a big deal of england losing. all other teams went out in peace but they're still talking about england.main character whether we win or lose
>>223164826this is rorke AND leftypol's da
>>223164855i believe so
>>223164863mental
when gherkin membership applications open
Let's see what the fuss is about
>>223164892need her to do 60 more laps then sit on my face
>>223164834why do you mongs post this complete and uttet shitewhat possessed you to think we'd want to see an image of random people in a zoom meetingjust absolutely fucking boggles the mindget a grip ffs
feeling rotten to the corealmost nothing to live for anymore
Queen Elizabeth...KingCobraJFS...Ann Widdecombe...Now Brenda Fricker...Its over
>>223164904scresminj
>>223164904>sometimes i'll just stand here and watch for hours
fungal spores flyin'
>>223164866lost in the worst way possible. France were shit all the way through in their match. We had it then fucked it fucked it fucked it. FA's fault they gave Tuchel contract saying if he makes the quarter finals he'll keep his job guaranteed.
a scream... a poo scream
>>223164643You copied some anti-ziedy filter who slipped in an anti-demmies line. Nasty individual
cockberg is sun burnt
>>223164938Top 10 epic moments!!!!Fuck off Yank
>>223164911:/
Does honey go bad?
rorke has no response to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1D2GcoKcRg me spudtater blewed up
walked past a plaque earlier showing the location where a suffragette led a rallyAbove it? A neon sign for some Paki slop takeaway which overshadows the plaque completely LOL
>>223164904never got around to watching OppenheimerI saw Dunkirk at the pictures and it was ok, a bit boring I think I fell asleep watching Inception
>>223164593raped that twerp
>>223164948france were not shit. if anything, argentina fumbled through every game. regardless, casuals all around the world seem to be more concerned with england than any other team.i was in ireland last week and they couldn't stop talking about england.
will simpcity ever accept new members again
>>223164985France were definitely shit in that Spain game.
>>223164954yes i have plenty of filters. i see around 80-120 posts filtered per thread. sometimes i reveal them just to confirm it's utter shite.
>>223164972there was a moment when she had postpartum depression and wasn't very nice to Billy Mitchell, but that was like 20 years ago now
>>223164973Need him raising adopted children pronto
Ruby No_2_Korean_Babe_Mouth_Fucking_69_and_Hard_Painal acp.mp4
>>223164986They're closed? I had no idea.
>>223164986Where did your parents go wrong for you to be asking this of me on a Friday afternoon
ohh did the england football by virtue of its world ranking get placed with obscure pacific islanders and africans all the way to the semi-finals them bomb hard and humilate themselves against a real team did they? woahh i've only ever seen this happen every single competition for 30 years
>>223165000WE EUROPEAN
gymtoil complete
>>223164828ai
I talk to people about football just to make conversation but I really don't have a clue what I'm talking about. I just say the most general things and agree with anything they say
>>223164986Funny how they redirect traffic from IndiaWonder what that’s all about
>>223164426y dem whyte boi panick an ting ?
>>223164866important to remember that half the planet deeply hates us
>>223164908100% made by a pooner
>>223165026it's funnybecause it is true
homer let the barts out
>>223165030mental how he looked at this in the mirror and thought he was tiny
>>223165029hes literally french
>here's your blockbuster bro
>>223165050hahaha mi cyaaaannn
>>223165041Leeds are looking good these days.
>>223165087literal bollywood shit
right what's this about then
>>223165030Injured my rhomboid and now I'm shit at benching :(
>>223165087kino
>>223165057i don't get what their problem is if you ask a brit why the world hates us they always say some shit about reform and brexit but most of the world either isn't aware of this stuff or doesn't mind conservatismif you ask chuds why the world hates us they will say because immigrants or something, but again, all europe suffers from immigration problems nothing particular to the ukso what is it that makes them seethe?
>>223165087>to be fair that's what happens in it
>>223165079he is tiny if you look close enough
>>223165112I understand all those posts ok but too complicated to explain
>>223164986any whores you need to see
no boozing for me this weekend no not one drop you can't tempt me
>>223165087Looks like a 50s monster movie
>>223165087
>>223165119empire
>>223165119they dont. only people who spend their entire lives online say shit like that. most people are too busy with their own lives to hold a strong opinion about the UK.
Seriously though Why do they just aimlessly mill about? What’s it all for? What’s the end game?
>>223165112that's just ghostie x
>>223165119raped/murdered their parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents/etc
>>223164979>A neon signunironically one of the worst aesthetic choices imaginableif pakis stopped wearing sandals that expose their fungal nails and started using handpainted wooden signs instead of neonslop, 90% of angloids would stop hating them overnight
>>223165129mama ziedy still squeaking?you still peeking?
>>223165087why would anyone watch modern slop when there so many 1930s classics free on youtube
Just went in /fr/ and they don't slag others off simply because they can't get a shagThey praise each other and take solidarity in it Shame you lot can't be the same
>>223165112dont worry x
>>223165173lol first time noticing
>>223165197it's ok that you are a virgin ok
literally nothing worse than a woman trying to give a man life advice.
>>223165197because the all shag except a couple of extreme incels who they feel sorry for
>>223165197fuck off incel
>>223165119Most of the world is conditioned to hate Britain because it is in their economic interest to grovel and foster a grievance culture by spinning a historical narrative. For example, Britain is currently locked into a stalemate at the moment by refusing to apologise formally for slavery, not because its based and redpilled or anything like that, but because apologising will set off a chain of events legally that will force Britain to pay $20 trillion in reparations to Africa and the Caribbean.
>>223165197the french are sensual and romantic people. brits are all brutish pigs
>>223165197lol. sad little virge detected
The shag pad as it were
>>223165225>sorry for what my great great great grandfather didFook off
>Bethesda has today confirmed it has remasters of Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas in active development So we can play New Vegas in rubbish Unreal Engine 5 with all the mods broken ok
>>223165225Britain abolished slavery before any other country. Everyone praises Abraham Lincoln but nobody even knows who William Wilberforce. Literally 99.9999% of British people could not tell you who that is.
taytay
>Lettuce at Taco Bell in 5 states confirmed as a source of diarrhea-causing parasite united states of poomerica
>>223165260Visit Hull
all the grass has died again, need this climate change nonsense to leave
meltdown
>>223165273
>>223165197French can't banter like usObviously if you're a little wetwipe who's never shagged you're going to get ripped.If you want to be an autistic mongboy who never gets the piss taken out of him for being a freak go to /britfeel/ to be with the other social detritus
>>223165087love it looks like Jason and the Argonauts clearly Nolan grew up watching those movies on television toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_Fi7x93PY
>>223165261literally ZERO sex appeal
>>223165254I bet they delist the originals as well. I bet they do it!!!!
>>223165279happens literally every summer
>>223165272the poonited sharts of poomerica
>>223165279looks like elton john farted on it
>>223165287that's him done
>>223165290is that the name of your autobiography or something?
Genuinely mad how shit Burnham is going to be. I reckon he'll last a year tops before he's forced out - very much looking forward to watching that smug prick's downfall
>>223165260>William Wilberforcethat's what i call my little fella
fungus
>>223165295nothing of value lost
>>223165317he's just like you mate. a normal lad from the norf
>>223165279Thats just harvested crops.
>>223165286his delight x
[B]ungus
never watched a single second of the normie ball this year and have no intention of ever watching normie ball.
lots of posters getting done today ok but be kind
meltie freakout
>>223165254yaas saar my team work very hard *head wobble*
>>223165346what do you like to do anon?
>>223165317look at his smug cunt schoolboy socialist face
>>223165041All you have to do is talk like a creep>nice touch>good ball>they are never good at finishing
The Poonited Shites of ShartmericaThe Poonited Crapdom of Great Shitain and Northern Shiteland
mental how, in my 10+ years experience of midnight incelwalks last night was my first ever encounter with doggersthat might not actually be true but people usually do it in the car not on a bench about 30yds from the road
>>223165317aye, can't stand that smug prickwasn't a fan of Sir Poo Barmer but preferred him to Burnham
meltdown in progress
>>223165132nattylovesfitnesstommycreamssomeone had all of bambiblacks stuff on there
>>223165119nobody cares and i don't believe anything any JF says in this thread or on twitter or on the internet anywhere nothing said on the internet has ever mattered
>>223165336yes lad, get them in, get them housed, get them wanked, it's only right like. La. Here's wonderwall
>>223165375you joined in, yes?
i am, ow you say... incèlle
Labour knows they can fix the benefits system while still helping people with genuine disabilities with simple evidence based documents but they know they can’t make any changes to the system as they will lose their blacks and immigrant base who absolutely rinse the system
>>223165361wank, game, shitpost simple as
>tommycreams
>>223165370pavlov's dog
stop pretending to hate burnham hes not even prime minister and hasnt even told anyone what he plans to do. you're all acting like the same mongs that blamed the state of Britain on Starmer who barely lasted 24 months
pigeon lady's dead, it's over
>>223165317he will be the same as our last 7 prime ministers
>>223165397yeah it's the same thing with the immigration system. all fixable but they don't want to lose voters
take me fucking back already
>>223165279 All the grass is brownAnd the streets are greyI've been incel walkingOn a Yookay dayI'd be safe and warmIf I was in CheadleBiomass Dreamin'On such a Yookay day
>stop pretending to hate burnham hes not even prime minister and hasnt even told anyone what he plans to do. you're all acting like the same mongs that blamed the state of Britain on Starmer who barely lasted 24 months
burnham will do whatever the civil service tells him to do
>>223165399what games?
Official prime minister portrait just dropped
>>223165417when i say weinstein you say i'm sorryweinstein
>>223165410oh frick!
>>223165417timmy violently orgasming
>>223165415take you back to...shit roadside restaurants that gave people food poisoning?
>>223165434odd duck
>>223165388absolutely not>a frog jumped near my foot >i turned on my phone light to inspect him and said aloud 'hello mr froggy' >which i would never usually do but i was in a whimsical mood>i heard voices ahead>assumed it was just kids smoking>turned off my phone light and decided to walk past them>by the time i realised what they were doing it was too late>just cover my face and hurry past trying not to look
>>223165397>>223165414this is why democracy doesnt work
>>223165410RIP Piers Morgan
>>223165434he is genuinely adorable
the neighbour chat is kicking off over the hosepipe ban>boomer spotted pressure washing his car>this woman accused him of 'taking water that the rest of us need to drink'>boomer's wife tells her she drinks enough already, comments on her can recycling, says he needs to wash his car for work>another person points out theyre both retired>he says he worked all his life to earn things like a nice car to clean (as though that's relevant)
Andy Burnham's policies: >Spice available on the NHS for migrants>Replace Hyde Park with Piccadilly Gardens>Put Paddington in a bucket hat>Show Oasis at Knebworth 1996 in every school weekly
>>223165444 when last did you have a wimpy
>>223165382fucking faggotwon't be helping you out
played a game once that was like street fighter except the women's clothes got ripped off and then after the fight they were raped
>>223165440YOUARETIMMY
>>223165458
>>223165471About 20 years ago and I got food poisoning
>>223164986My account got logged out and I can't log back in
>>223165409Oh sorry for wanting the cunt who's running the country without an election to give me an idea of what his plan is, guess that's asking too much
>>223165471Can still bloody get one in my townWhich I suppose is an indicator of how run down it is
>>223165480ummington
Sir TommycreamsSir BigAssTwink1
still waiting for my mortgage offer. getting nervous. what if they reject it
>>223165489northern european women can't compete with medettes
>>223165415goyslop >:(old goyslop : o
>>223165496get them on vegan foodtube
Seriously what the actual fuck is the rationale behind the government giving housing and benefits to migrants?Who gives a fuck if they are on the street don’t give them a thing and if they resort to crime then lock them up On a second note why are our propensity a fucking joke? They have literal tvs and games consoles on their rooms and I’ve saw the food they get it’s good quality homemade food similar to a high school cafeteria,They really are trying to destroy the uk aren’t they?
>simpcitydidn't know /brit/ changed names
>>a frog jumped near my foot >>i turned on my phone light to inspect him and said aloud 'hello mr froggy'
if your gf was a Hollywood actress and she was doing sex scenes and stuff would u be ok with that
>>223165005Redditor loves his filters. r/CasualUK might be up your lane
>>223165504do you have an agreement in principle?
>>223165520leftypol is just that unhinged
>>223165434inshallah
>hosepipe ban >in one of the wettest countries on earth yeh they can fuck off. not my problem if the state is too incompetent to manage reservoirs and water reserves properly
>>223165507
Give it a rest Rorke for fucks sake
>>223165520UMMM ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO PAYE PIG
>>223165417is top left supposed to look bad?
>>223165531yeah, i've submitted all the paperwork and they did a mortgage valuation so now it's just waiting and hoping
>>223165516everything old is better by virtue of there being less of 'them' about
>>223165530ah yeah i should remove it so i don't miss any gyaldem pedo postersgoing to add /r/ to the filter too so i don't see any reddit links
>>223165540id suck the farts straight from their arses
>>223165536read on the bbc at the start of the year the government hasn't built any new reservoirs in decades and we're losing insane amount of money due to leakages or whatever
karim down the road hosing his vw bora but none of the neighbours having the neck to say anything about it to his face
Farting in Arabic
>>223165540the two of them are in your face but there's actually another 3-4 more of them in the backgroundmad
read on bbc that rorke's 4chan account got banned
mad how shit the world cup becomes when your country isnt in it anymorewho cares about argentina or spain
>>223165561she is hideous you blind cunt
sir rosenior sipping coffee while waiting to pick up his 7 series from service rn
im gonna put u lot on something hereGet a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a glass and then fill it with lemonade
>>223165595the one on the left does porn
>>223165569You don’t have to do that. You could just have regular lovely sex with two beautiful women
>>223165512bergo
>>223165612i would do that after consuming their farts
>>223165609name pls
>>223165614need to see her groaning out a thick poo
>>223165614pov: you're just about to receive a sloppy rimjob
>>223165595modelo or as i call it chodelo
i'm a evil horrid putrid worm who deserves to be squished
>>223165618You’re not right in the head
The only good thing about living in Northern Ireland is foreigners are kept on a short leash (especially Protestant areas)They are always on edge as if they know if they ever step out of line their house gets smashed up and petrol bombed. I literally stare out every non white I see
listening to my black gangster rap
/brit/ is obsessed with anuses I've noticed
>>223165636you're a poof
forgor password for my 4chan account lads
>>223165639Ohh, you're 'ard
the galdem
>>223165649Why? Because I don't want to suck farts out of arses?
>>223165595Pony party beverage x
>>223165639Didn’t they literally behead one of you a few weeks back lol
>>223165656Well hard
>>223165648Not just that but nobody can ever say anything normal about a woman it’s always got to be weird and degenerate
>>223165662yes
>>223165471I'll have you, wimpy
>>223165639and the beheading?
>>223165668And in response over 100 foreign properties and HMOs were burnt out and East Belfast now has zero foreign living properties
>>223165658lovely looking women>>223165673really I've not noticed that haha
>>223165692he scaed
PSU replacement was a success :)
>>223165708post build
>>223165658That's a.. umm
saw a girl in town who was in my school year from 5 years ago and her tits were out bouncing around and can't stop thinking about it
instead of saying corr would love to eat her shitsay I would like to romance that fine lady
>>223165698Yeah just bullied a bunch of women and kids did nothing really well done tough guy
>>223165708Good job ladAlways worry about PSU replacements because once I forgot to discharge the capacitors and the old electricity wasn't compatible with the new electricity and it fried my motherboard
>>223165708Based, enjoy the footy
>>223165725doesn't workhave better luck just saying you'll choke her and break her
dad just ruined the cat
>>223165759I HATE AI I HATE AI I HATE AI
>>223165698indeed i saw that ukranian teenager girl chased out on the news
>>223165727Incorrect, every migrant property was targeted man woman or child
>>223165623she has a bunch. ywuki, mntdewer etc. https://x.com/mtndwr
>>223165776>>223165776>>223165776
Posting in the old subedish