tfw no byzantine gf edition
semper fidelis
Think I might get drunk
struggling to remember what it was like before i was tired all the time
Genuinely wish i lived in a minority white delapidated unwalkable old folks area, hate seeing all these good lifers in their summer dresses and canvas shorts walking past from my window, laughing and sniggering harr harrrrrr FUCK OFFNONE OF YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS. ALL MY LIFE, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I WISH A CHILDHOOD OF CRIPPLING AUTISM AND EMOTIONAL INSTABILITY UPON ALL THEIR OFFSPRING LIKE THE ONE I HADI understand those kinds of financially successful but fuck ugly jews now. I understand completely. It doesn't matter what you achieve, you will never have what they had growing up. Not especially ugly either, but i have so many physical and mental problems plaguing me throughout my life, i just checked out of everything for a while.
>>223171486youre too late im afraid
>>223171486get fucking steaaaaaming as a rocket
>>223171486i hope you have a brain aneurysm
Need to join the hiking group pronto
>>223171489ktim
>>223171489oh shut the fuck up
Wonder where the flag on that post was
Got some great banter going on with my military recruiter
Buying a vintage camera and specialising in lomography
>>223171532sup
>>223171532they're always so up on the latest memes
>>223171542good lad. get the interpal signed up for. the language learned. the world travelled.
Popping to the WMAF breeding grounds
>>223171489it's alright lad, tell us more about it.
nth for the gyaldem
>>223171507what are you growing lad?
>>223171532Join the YOOKAY Army and fight for Israel and America, goy!
>>223171486mate you know alcohol is a poison? read the quran and come to mosque next friday
me and my sister shall be starting a rocky movie marathon in 15 mins
>>223171583Not the GDP clearly
>>223171597did the man punch the other man
he's a big guyhe was only 17
hello my loves!those vegan gays are live!come pop in and give them a hello and enjoy some ethical vegan chat fun! xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq2KdOCr-0o
Sup funghi
>>223171628yay
>>223171597THERES NO EASY WAY OUT THERES NO SHORT CUT HOME
>>223171489Envy is poison lad
>>223171597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_g_Ut0jO-0
>>223171628how is your new obsession gay vegans, what the fuck is wrong with your brain cordy
>>223171597Only good one is Rocky V for the erm, you know who
summit makalu perhaps
>>223171628Hate northern pooftersAt least southern poofters don't put up a front of normalcy
>>223171663being mean to him for no reason
>>223171597good films>>223171615get that white one a job in cybersecurity for the government desuskills like that should be nurtured instead of locking him up
>>223171583Being honest that picture is not mine, its from a russian online friend i used to talk to years ago.I actually planted an orange seed in a pot a few months ago and its growing decently well, i should do research about it, some weeds are growing on the pot aswell.
>>223171686They tried he hooked up with his old crew and went straight on to robbing marks and spencer
willy finally stopped beeping
growing out my fingernails and sharpening them into claws for when they send me to rikers island in 2050 for owning stuff then i can defend myself from the feral incel ghouls that prowl around howling and shrieking
I hate it when girls are sad...
>>223171720that means new cum is ready
if i go to argentina will they lynch me for being an angloid
>>223171716Unfortunate that
apollo creed the smooth talking smart niggaclubberlang the thug animal niggaivan drago the communazi white man that america fears more than anything
might try that new sentinels tv programme
Gonna shave tomorrow
fung fung fung niggur
If you think you're bored on a friday, I just saw a group of school girls literally screaming at cars as they passed by.
RIP
>>223171760ktim on the right
just realised this is tamwar masood loool
>>223171520Dunno why but 99% of meetup groups look really cringe and wouldn't be caught dead seen in one of them even though I have no mates and doubt anyone I work with would give the slightest shit
>>223171628they look really healthy and happy
literally had no idea it was friday
Rorke mulling the question of "gay son or hoe daughter" over a glass of Sainsbury's prosecco
remember george bush
>>223171782made me look, made me stare, made me lose my underwear
>>223171486already a few beers in but been drinking all week so i cant even feel it
right so thats the friday night down the fucking drainmy 3 mates I've tried asking are all busy or not availablehow the FUCK am i supposed to "get out there" when i have no one to go with
I so desperately need a gf it is unreal. I'm literally a totally normal person, it makes no sense.
>>223171805not at all no but great song
>>223171597only the first and third one are good
>its realoh fuck off
>>223171731bitch looks like that guy off oasis
>>223171792people in those groups don’t have friends for a reason
>>223171817>I'm literally a totally normal personhow so
>>223171449Those bulging eyes lmfao
>>223171615>cyberattack guessing the password is a cyber attack now is it
>>223171817>I'm literally a totally normal persondoubt [x]
>>223171805That is a classic song. Inspired me to go vegetarian for like a month when I was 14.
>>223171840well yeah true enough, the ones that revolve around hobbies are probably fine though (shame I don't have any aha)
would you kiss him for 26 million?
just been done
>>223171813>>223171817K. Tim
might dancemight dance
if incels made a society would it be twisted and evil or would it be a utopia?
Have realised my gfstein is going to be a permanent drain and burden on my entire life Need to get her put down like the family cat
someone's just ddosed my knob off
>>223171870for free
>>223171882twisted and evil
>>223171813Watch war dogs (2016)
>>223171870no i wouldnt pay that much
>>223171850>>223171842I just directed a short film with a crew of 6 and cast of around 5-8 at varying times and afterwards I spent two weeks in marseille shagging a friend of my assistant director. Now I'm home I have nobody to do anything with and no girls to meet
i wish we would recycle more so the we could stop climate change
>>223171839what
Got the BIG spicy noodles on don't I?
>>223171808ummy
>>223171771>just saw a group of school girls er lad, you forgot to upload something
>>223171870i would hug and kiss him and feed him whatever food he eats
bit of a gay wank been had
>>223171909Fuck off and give the Falklands back
you lads wait until you get older, when all your mates have settled down, got married, had kids etc.
I live in London. I am bored. Does anybody want to go and go to a pub and get a pint and play some pool?
>>223171922yeah mate
>>223171931yeah meet me at skehans in 30 minutes sharp
>>223171813>3 matesmatemogs me
>>223171882They'd be unable to make a society
>>223171931yeah but i live in sheffield where are you right now x
>>223171931*Raises paw*
>>223171931Sure, lad.Churchill Arms in Kensington
>>223171931go watch that new Nolan film, going to the movies by yourself is nice
>>223171926don't judge myself by the world's lights matehave never wanted to marry or have kids
>>223171926im a zoomie so that’s not a problem
>>223171905oh boo hoowell done on directing a film btw thats cool
>>223171922no that's my gimmick you need to get mates and start doing something
me playing pool: *lobs the black one off the table*
>>223171948known to have gone there in my uni days
that nigga booty loose
Nigga went to uni in London pscrianf
>>223171931would love to but I'm obese and don't like being seen in public
what does your bellend smell like? serious answers only
>>223171984poo
OlderFatterBalder
>>223171817chad only
>>223171984Better than my breath, lets put it that way
>>2231719762nd best uni in the world mate
Getting really hot outside in Norilsk Russia next week
>>223171984mine smells like nothing really, I always makes sure to use a single spraylet from the shower head to clean iti started doing it when i was younger and a chunk of smeg shot out my foreskinthat smelled like rotten fish
mad how we're slowly being assimilated into the Yank hivemind without realising it. we just slowly become more and more American every day. the virus consumes our minds and makes us pronounce words in strange ways because we heard that word on TV or in a film
>>223171936Could we meet in Peckham instead
>>2231720078 days a week in the gym and he still looks like that
>>223171984fish and bbq
>>223171931No i live in good lifer toff semi rural purgatory
heatwave ends tomorrow
>>223172009Don't believe for a moment you didn't go to goldsmiths mate
>>223171998nah thats balls known lots of dweebs who've landed gfsright place right time and a bit of effort
today i have eaten two sausage rolls and nothing else
>>223172031nunhead or nothing mate
hate that backpacker ben guy he’s such a runt
went to a local rustlers group uni myself
i think winter is over, these last 2 days the air isn't antartic anymore, its northern and warmer.
>>223172048Greggs thanks you for your continued support
>>223172058did you have to share the microwave
>>223172039>goldsmiths>kensingtonright
bye
I've eaten 4 cheesestrings and a handful of ritz crackersmight eat the rest of the ritz later but i've got the bad shits so I shouldn't
>>223172079Don't go
>>223172079evil ian be like
Went to Oxford, University of.
>>223172079bye pal see you later xxxx
>>223172088already have
>>223171952its sold out everywhere for weeks and imax is only place worth paying to watch it anyway
Hate London runts me
>>223172079no stay x
>>223172024I'm unironically becoming more English as everyday I read more and learn more about Britains past whilst abstaining from anything American. I haven't purchased an American product or used and American service in 4 years. But its so clear to see how americanised everyone is. American politics on the left and right now dominate this country, British media is essentially dead and now everyone consumes american social media or streaming platforms. Even just basic assumptions about life and reality have no become wholly americanised.I honestly tell people it doesn't matter what they think of america because modern brits are just americans with nicer accents
>>223172093that's the harry potter place isn't it, whats the coolest spell you learned?
>>223172098whats that indian chap doing there
>>223172107chudette
>>223172052Alright, on my way now. I'll be the one in tight short shorts, a britney spears style shirt rolled up around my chest, and one of those umbrella hats with a palestine pin
I didn't go to uni or college or finish my GCSEs :/
>>223172092scream
>>223172112I went to pre-2020 Oxford. Before grade inflation. Before woke.
xD
not arsed am isimply not arsed
>>223172133not sure i'll be able to tell you apart from the usual skehans clientele mate
>>223172109I'm sure other lads here went to the university of life x
>>223172106based
>>223172106everyone i know watched american tv shows growing up, that's just how it is, it's imposible to be isolated from the culture of the global superpower.
>>223172107Not entirely sure but I do not believe Sharia allows that sort of thing, will consult my local imam
just saw my "mates" walking to the pub on the doorbell camera :/
>>223172106 and how does contemporary british media compare to that of the past
poo arse
sc
went to a japanese company today due to toil and they asked me to remove me sneakers, I removed the sneakers + socksafter sometime I notice that the lad was on his socks
>>223172154ah thats right
>>223172134how'd you get a job then
>>223172191nigga name homerdoh!
>>223172106Sadly true
>>223172207I'll upload the video just need to figure out how to connect the doorbell to the computer :/
>>223172208a firm handjob
She did nothing wrong. She doesn't deserve prison. It was an accident.
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Poo-Scraperpoo scraper
been doing some research on darkies recently
>>223172239No idea what she did but she's an attractive girlFREE HER
nigga pro max
>connect the doorbell to the computeralri wallace from wallace and gromit
vaping is honestly harder to quit than cigs
>>223172179Well everyone watched it for a start and there was no alternative. Even though yank tv and film was shown there was still british shows which were staples of the public conciousness. The whole country watched Little Britain for example. Do you know any british comedy that has come out in the last ten years that everybody watched? Also, if you look at the TV schedule now, it looks as though a nuke has gone off. There is almost no original programming on TV anymore except for some on the bbc, itv and channel 4 but even still its not what it once was
what happened to kier starmer? is he still alive?
>>223172208Just went to different places asking for application formsI work in a small bakery so I guess the qualifications weren't important
>>223172277this but pouches
imagine if wallace from wallace and gromit smoked weed lol
>>223172260...but enough about your porn addiction!
>>223172251sir
>>223172279Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
>>223171483No Latin you westoid.
you can just say "wallace" we're not thick
>>223172107Canslad can't share his comments
>>223171973westerners are still in the making arguments, posting little data points, and moralizing phasemeanwhile browns:>>223132030
>>223172279poo ikea somali bomali
>>223172292fucking shscreaming
>>223172261She and her crackhead boyfriend were living in a disgusting caravan covered in shit and rubbish and had 2 young children living there who were malnourished. One night her and her boyfriend got high and passed out on of the little kids and they were suffocated and died. The other kid had heroin in his system and nearly died
wllace from wallace and gromit
im sorry for being a normalfag im sorry for having sex
>>223172318argies decide if they're superior white europeans or oppressed indigenous browns depending on who they're talking to
>>223172355you are not forgiven
>>223172261She killed her baby daughter to have teenage fun and go to parties, but it's okay.
right so that's a plump delicious suckable cock isn't it
>>223171449imagine being justinian and getting to bang that every night
>>223172280What about Motherland
Having a panic attack
>>223172355*shrieks and howls incellishly*
>>223172280what about british shows made by streaming services like netflix or whatever, are they not popular or british enough?
lady cock ummers
corrr @ THAT, janny will be here soon
>>22317238720 push ups, right now.
mumnergs chihuahua sitting in the corner of the room glaring and me and growling
>>223172280Love Island is the most popular show in the world so popular the yanks copied it and so did several other countries.
>>223172327No, that's not her.
janman taking his time I see, he must be on lunch break
would anyone like to come with me on a /brit/ group holiday
>>223172327that's like in that sopranos show
>>223172361yes! based sociopathic behavior, some sun tzu shit, works quite well on whites, you see it in muslims who migrate to Europe as well
>>223172423>the most well known thing we have produced in the last 15 years is… love island Grim
>>223172434yeah where we off to? i vote great yarmouth
>>223171449looks italian
>>223172191homer pavlos: mmmm baklava...
>>223172486s
chile got so upset he missed being able to post the new that he left:(
I'm a normal man and it would be unbecoming for me to be seen with any of you in real life (irl)
>>223172515i'm an evil worm thing
in sopranos they're always driving around and finding stuff to do but there's nothing to do where i live no diners or anything
>>223172532yeah but you gotta get over it
Having a go aren't I
>>223172532ktim
need late 80s/ early 90s action/thriller kino not starring arnie or sly stallone or any of the other mealie mouthed cretins from that era
>>223172515whenever i step outside an apache helicopter flies over the city with a spotlight on me blaring a FREAK ALERT siren over and over again at 300 dB
>>223172548Would kick this ugly cunt right in her fucking face
>>223171449who is this?
FIRST FUCKING CAN WAS OPENEDpicrel is how I feel
consider the chuckwalla
>>223172571Not if I have anything to say about it ruffian
>>223172586baby sweetcorn tail
eye strain headache defeatedchip butty preparedtommy sauce plastered all overim contemplating cheadle this evening
>>223172586*chucks it out the window*walla.
happy King Letsie III's birthday to anypony who celebrates
Big willies keep on cummingProud batties keep on bummingBlow itBlow itBlow it out your backside
>>223172583she has an interesting facial structure
>>223172586rape it
>>223172586australian boy in the simpsons named this creature
>>223172583>>223172640I wonder what her farts smell like.
feeling a tad blue
>>223172571Would like to see you try pal
>>223172658thats a poo arse
Bit racist
>>223172658Imagine eating that. Bet she would make cute sounds haha
>>223172658my arse looks like this
>>223172708hi x
>>223172693we're all fae somewhere
>>223172658looks like my mums arse
>>223171449Theodora Palaiologina
>>223172716he's mine back off
>>223172724she fit?
>>223172658built for awc
My wish? RAPE!
you guys are pigs
>>2231727565. Ruby "Grangler" Bones
why did Tig Notaro's career run exactly parallel with the woke in films and tv before she completely disappearedit seems orchestrated
>>223172724ever...you know
>>2231727563
>>223172768
>>223172574madani's wife
Lauren Bell is a beautiful lady cricketer
Utterly peng
>>223172767they cant bring the smoke like you mister leaf.
how is dog fighting cruel if it’s 2 dogs that want to fight? How is that different to boxing
>>223172773my nigga totoro
>>223172515You would be counting your fucking luck to be seen with me
>>2231727562 for me. the rest are too big for me modest weinor
>>223172782you HAVE to make the new ok
>>2231727562 because all the others are unfit
lady arse deletedcock pic still up
>>223172755Your wish is my command.
>>223172801dunno ever use your brain?
it happened again, i was having a nice day, then i read something that made me think about my childhood and suddenly i feel like shit
think they got banned?
sup chillie
>>2231727562 and 3
>>223172389Owned by american companies made to cater to american tastes>>223172384Don't know what that is>>223172423That is absolutely fucking grim. Ever heard of Kenneth Clarks Civilisation. That is real British TV
on the brewdog yuppie shite
>>223172826what an ugly nose, which is saying something because I love big noses
>>223172851if you've reported one of our friends I'll be unhappy
>>223172832canada is european
is The Gentleman British culture?
>that lookDid they... y'know?
>>223172881I didn'tthey posted n word and then posted that ari with can't delete posts that often in the background
>>2231727562I like them looking like they're underweight, you see
>>223172892genuinely what it looks like in toronto right now
>>223172915you're a pedophile
I'm exploring my perks with Shell GO+
>>223172915t. Irish
>>223172950>>223172950>>223172950
>>223172960>>223172960>>223172960
>>223171931you in dalston?
two early shite news why do you do this
not hit 310 have we
Choose British, choose this thread >>223172961
>>223171449she fucks literal baboon niggers
>>2231727561
>>223172773who
