English rose edition
lol
>>223174561corr
scream this is not gordon ramsay
>>223174591
Rorke? You there rorke? Going to deport my spaniel are you? That a new restore policy?
>>223172960>KFC birthday feast>£28.29poortheners can't suffer
>>223174612acrim
might have a little stroll down to the railway tracks later tonight
>>223174606wow, what a shame
>>223174638Get the earphones in lad, nice and loud
rorke sounds like a laugh i hope he posts tonight
new special interest is it, fungus?
mouldie's nuclear fungus meltdown
on this website againhttps://www.action-man-dossier.co.uk/
this is your ancestorhow does that make you feel
>>223172960The thing about wanking is you use only your hand and you get maximum relief, but with sex you use much of your body, depending on the position, just for your knob to get a bit wet. If you are used to wanking you may find yourself, asking midway throug why you are bothering as it is a lot of work. It actually requires a certain level of fitness and stamina. But hearing a woman moan in joy from your cock, that is a nice feeling, and stroking her tits whilst you knob her is nice too.
good morning my literal enemies
PEPSI FOOTBALL NATION
>>223174704Evening rorke
>>223174690rorke
the romans were quite good at art weren't they
fuck
>>223174690My ancestor is a black man from Cheddar. Nice try though.
watching hardcore pawn and this old jew busting balls of his black customersencapsulates americana
>>223174690lots of these permian animals look like what you get in the character creation menu before you choose your stats
Is rorke a baddie?
>>223174729are you going to buy one they look good
>>223174752yes
>>223174731MY KID COULDA GOT KILLED
opened the Israeli mp4 and command prompt just started and closed very quickly on my iPhone
>7 /brit/'sJust give us our own board already
>>223174764Wasn't asking you leftypol
>>223174731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i0Mttgnn8A
barnowlberg outside
>>223174777holy checkedoli
>>223174724You should go to the Archeology museum in Naples, they have a massive collection of Roman art from Pompeii and you soon realise that european tradition of art goes back a very long time
Spent the whole day walking through Barcelona’s parks, museums, tapas restaurants and bars, didn’t hear a single English accent until after 8pm when every cocktail bar was full of pissed up screaming northerners No wonder they have such a low opinion of us
>>223174798you're not allowed to say that ladyjews are gods chosen people
>>223174822you are terminally mentally ill
>>223174815they love us because we spend money thats what i heard anyway
By FAAAR the most digits I get is 777. It is freaky. That's almost the only trips I ever get. I don't believe in coincidence. It's meant to be a lucky number but I'm far from lucky.
>>223174836
pisshead neighbours are home again and turning the back garden into a local gatheringfucking hate living here
hn got his new gimmick i see
he downloaded 4chanX just for the filename randomiser
>>223174851>fucking hate living hereOn my computer?
>>223174851wtf it's the same on my street
>>223174851I don't live there
If it involves black men and ai then you know for a fact that he'll be all over it
>>223174856s
>>223174871Always bringing race into it aren't you rorke. BORING!
>>223174863us sensitive young man need to pull together and take a stand
>>223174871i had to check it was ai he had me fooled
>>223174839Lol yeah we were buying all the expensive cocktails, and to be fair everyone was sound as a pound it just made me laugh how as soon as the sun comes down the whole city feels like an English nightclub
my life is an essentially meaningless sequence of events benefiting nobody in particular
i hope i go to sleep and get hit by a huge nuke and it's all over forever
he has crippling life ruining ocd
>>223173578Loved this x>>223174230Do you remember the bizarre lie that if you put two of them back to back and stick it in the freezer it makes an alien baby?
^not me btw
isnt funny how something as silly as willy in fanny is the entire thing on which life depends
imagination wank to mr bean anally fucking mr blobby while my blobby wanks off
>>223174939wheres the daughter? shes hot
just delivered an important message to our friends in /mex/
Ellen Page trying to use the urinal in the men's toilets and pissing all over herself (groyper?)
>>223174924>>223174952who’s the English one
>>223174955and isnt it weird that we're on a floating rock in spaeydhehegggegeggggg (sound of brain pouring out my ears)
>>223174939>Gareth Bale and Jack Grealish pose with Derek McInnes outside Ibrox (colourised)
>>223174992Yes
>>223174970son :/
I have an intestinal disorder that means if I am constantly bloated like a balloon and if eat anything remotely nice I spend all day shitting out mush and mucus and also I am always tired
>>223174991id suck her micropenis or megaclit
>>223174977hope you did our nation proud, our relations are inflammatory at best as it is
i'm the only man in the world who likes indian women
>>223174952We know, you don't seem like a mong, whereas...
nth for the baddiedem
ONE NATION.ONE PASSION.PEPSI
>>223174955life depends on a lot more than that actually
>>223175014thats just a diabetes early warning sign
bill gates £50 note
>>223175044mental innit
what if we all went to /mex/not like they could stop us
>>223174690Pride! #TotalArchosaurianDeath#SynapsidPrideWorldwide
>>223174939mad how if i was a chimpanzee id basically take this image as a threat on my life and rip their faces off
>>223175023i like how it doesnt matter where you come from you can always like pepsi we need more of this dont you think?
>>223175044imagine if they put porno on money and youd wank off at the tillmad that
>caca gritando
>>223175019At least I'm not as bad as that Artyom chap
>>223175068we're not supposed to call them that anymore mate
>>223175044hate this joke because:1. firstly, he's called bill gates, not bill gateB. second, fifty pound notes are not real
>>223175059thats like rape
>>223174916Live
>>223175059i feel really awkward using other peoples generals even if i talk in their language because i know im not meant to be there
>>223175095utterly baffling post
>>223175044what if the money had humour on it and we traded in jokes and banter :)
>>223174871
caca
i invented that bill gate microgimmique
>>223175059Don't want to get banned before world cup final
>>223175123dog
>>223175127actually, I did
>>>/tv/221848307 mouldie spotted
rorke punching leftypol hard enough he flies through a wall after asking him if he wanted a pound and leftypol foolishly accepting
>>223175143perro
>>223175099sometimes i go around walking waiting for the looney toons piano to fall from nowhere crushing me to death
poo done and delivered straight off to sewerberg
>>223175115thats what i was saying anyone can love pepsi how good is that
>>223175150you stole it
>>223175179my nan told me it and I posted it on here
>>223175123Pero
I haven't been here for over 15 years. Is England still starving for US semen shipments?
>>223175115theyre all happy and smiling because pepsi is really good
>>223175123he has a very satisfied look on his face doesn't he
>>223175018Im an indian woman
Feel like /mex/ is a bit redundant when they're in /cum/ and in /lat/. If not even the US has their own thread why would the mexicans
ever think about how all the water which comes out of the tap has touched poo
>>223175059
>>223175191sup cody
yankrorke be like: *cough* canada stop.... were sory.... please *cough* i cant breathe like this...
>>223175207have you shoved poo inside your taps
>>223175175
>>223175210where is his gun?
>>223174730wasn't it determined he was actually white?
>>223175196um hix
i have a specific poo tap to keep everything separate
>>223175115crazy starting XI
What exactly is mumsnet
>>223175237this doesnt look like ai you can see cars and a road so its real
>>223175247hi :)
Ok I’m turning my WiFi ooff so people don’t mistake me for this spastic
>>223175260
>>223175260just didn't happen at all did italso if it did happen why did these women marry these men in the first place lmao
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2005217368335696271
>>223175272gato caca
really want a willy in my bum so bad
pepsi football nation
>>223175226Did your parents divorce?
>>223175296
>>223175260its where women who like to be raped and beaten post i think not sure though someone else might know better ask them ok
>>223175289
Commie mong decided that are Ann needed to go for the proletariat to rise up
>>223175318
>>223175163Thankfully that hasn't happened yet
my houseplant is thriving :)
>>223175260psyop 100%
>>223175333half of the commies i see are fat trans people who are reliant on the state for their medication and benefitsthink they just dont want to work
>>223175333Some other Spanish flag ruined my lazy troll with him by pointing out how I just wind him up, I'd just say mass migration is bad and it'd set him off. Now he doesn't reply to me aside from one time where out of the blue he called me a creep or something
>>223175366LOL
right well thats a man enjoying some poo a bit too much
>>223175260Is it wrong of me that I just don't believe this at all?
tpbtp > drive 2bqh
imagine him hunched over in his sweaty boxroom frantically punching in prompts
mouldie pays for chatgpt premium so he can generate as many images as he wants of fake vinicius jr pepsi advertsyou have to wonder what went wrong you really do
literally can't get stiffys up to full mast anymore and I only wank once a dayIs it just cause I'm an unc (29) or you lads reckon I have cock cancer or summat
What do we think of the Burnham thing of wearing a T-shirt under a suit? Seems cringe to me but then what do I know?
>>223175398
>>223175402are you depressed?
just saw the odyssey it was alright ive never read it but homer could have written that ending a bit better. the cyclops and monsters were cool. the moral of the story was that troy was actually innocent and the greeks were evil because they raped and killed everyone when they sacked it. i can nearly guarantee homer didnt write it like that but again i never read it maybe there was woke back then too. also zendaya ws too closely dressed to her dune character i didnt like that
>>223175398famous randomised filename user mouldiepops
any non mentally ill man in
>>223175431nope, afraid not
>>223175431I'm an alcoholic but im sound i just like it disease my arse
>>223175402Weights for testosterone, cardio for blood flow, a healthy diet with lots of veggies and 8 hours sleep lad.You’ll never get the ceiling painting squirts of your late teens and early twenties but you shouldn’t be to old to go full mast yet
Dad just sent me a dick pic on WhatsApp
so this is leftypol
>>223175420>but again i never read it maybe there was woke back then too.genuinely got a chuckle out of me this
>>223175402wanking once a day is quite a lot for 29 you aren't 19 anymore you've got cock fatigue
>>223175404Thought that was an image of a random butch lesbian at first
>>223175393
>>223175415not at all, quite happy in fact>>223175452you're probably correctworking from home = not moving literally at all = body breaking down desu
>>223175455he really is spiritually indian
>>223175484yeah, get that body moving lad x
>>223175459get in
Right well that's the Birth By Sleep final episode and secret episode completed. I'd say it's my favourite Kingdom Hearts game overall, maybe tied with 2. I love Terra and Aqua as characters. I like Ventus but less so than the other two as I feel they have unique narratives. I'd rate it 9/10 overall excellent game
>>223175473is this true?I'm 29 and I wank thrice a day sometimesI didn't think a healthy person could expect sad penis syndrome until his 40s
>>223175373yeah
3 wanks a day is ridiculous
>>223175518idk just made it up
going to the water closet
>>223175512How much would i need to pay you for us to get a hotel room together so you can shit on me?
Never understood the appeal of fizzy orange drinks like Fanta and Tango. If I'm having a Fanta I'd go for Fruit Twist and if I'm having a Tango I'd go for cherry or apple simple as
Hi /brit/!I must apologise for my previous posts. I have awoken to the lies of western propaganda, and realised that Putin and Russia are not the enemy. Ukraine is rightful territory of the Russian Federation and those who think otherwise are deluded trolls! I will fight for the motherland!
i just dont drink fizzy drinks not good for youonly water and milk for me
>>223175547Different people like different things shocker
>>223175123maybe the most famousest dog in the world
>>223175547Yeah, not a fan myself either
Shagged once this morning and then did two wanks tonight -- am I the normal?
>>223175555
who loves orange soda?? I do I do I dooo-ooooo
>>223175333he's quite a handsome one ain't hewhy throw away a lifetime of being a shagaholic to kill a pensioner?bizarre choice
>>223175576Rorke having a crisis at this
hi
Now Rubicon is my kind of fizzy drink. Lychee is my favourite flavour but pomegranate, guava and mango are all equally lush
>>223175576paterson joseph and precious did a fillum together?
>>223175404just looks like keir starmer wiv slightly less autism
>>223175547first time i've ever agreed with you vile cunt
he has crippling ocd and exposure to demoralisation posts on 4chan has irreparably broken his brain
took an edible about an hour ago
>>223175589
>>223175592can't believe I actually tried to move it ffs
Heatherfungus lobbying his mp to repeal awaabs law
>>223175592>>223175625
Imagining myself circling my finger around Employed Woman's asshole until her bowel slime comes out.
im a weak fagit but i crave violence what shall i render
no fizzy drinks
>>223175617this looks like miranda otto riding sauron at the end of lotr
>>223175404deeply evil physiognomy
>>223175630
F
>>223175638nowt
>>223175617what's that wire coming out of the door
>>223175644
>>223175651noose for a sideways man
i cried when ksi left the sidemen
i cried when spottemgottem beat his own box
Zesty negroes
>>223175617Outside artex always reminds me of this https://youtu.be/1viR2hK_4yw
>>223175685tautologya degree of zest resides in them all
there goes mumberg down the stairs to raid the fridge
>>223175549No no you've got it all wrong. I have seen the errors of Putin's ways we must recognize Donbas and Luhansk as rightful parts of Ukraine to be ruled over from Kyiv not Kiev
love this pic my partner took of me
>i cried when ksi left the sidemen
>>223175704kino beyond compare
>>223175710ktim
hungry but nothing is open post-5pm in my shitty little village FUCK
ruined orgasm toil approaches
mental how I can have hair on my nipples but not on my cheeks
>>223175742>cares enough about her appearance to get botox at 20>but not enough to shave her pits fascinating creaturefascinating, honestly.
>>223175742More erotic than any pornography that can be posted on here yet janny can't ban it
>CBS: Several U.S. Military Personnel Injured in Iranian Attacks on Bases in Jordan.>Initial reports of Israeli casualties in southern Lebanon.
>>223175758what are those expressions supposed to convey
>>223175744whats that
the scran
>>223175774that katy gon' get it
y*nk
>>223175646died only 11 days before this 90th, F
>>223175775going over the edge and then stopping immediately
>>223175727grim i think the reason my stomach is so fucked is because I didn’t have access to a kebab after a night out, nothing to absorb the acidity you should raise this as an issue to public health
>>223175792you are deeply mentally ill and need to seek a course of medication and cbt therapy for your crippling ocd
>>223175704aovl
>>223175701NATO troll!
mental how good i am at strategy games
>>223175792Katy doesn't exist
>>223175814
best tv show that's aired in the 2020s after Succession & Severance?is there ANYTHING? "Yellowjackets" takes bronze as per awards and it's utter SHITE."Ted Lasso" and "The Bear" are also horrific.
>>223175773>Initial reports of Israeli casualties in southern Lebanon.fug
>>223175839what kind?
alri?
How the fuck do you do it, wagiebros? I've been at my new jobs for 2 weeks and I fucking hate it, it's not so much the work as it is the people, I just can't deal with them. Seriously hoping for wagie wisdom because I might not last another 2 weeks at this point.
>>223175847I think TV is usually mid but Widow's Bay is quite good.
who we rooting for then lads
>>223175855draughts
binface will win
poo barmer
>>223175870rorke
>>223175867What's the job?
>>223175874For me, it’s Derrick Norbert Morris
>>223175874vote for the Magpie party :)
>>223175867you kill off part of your soul that anticipates interesting and real conversation and it becomes far more bearable got a lad to open up to me one night about how he met his wife and how he didn't really like his kids lmaoliked him 100x more after thatwas so real otherwise it's extremely weak and mild banter and very obvious punchlines
>>223175847Day of the Jackal is really good
Melty
>>223175874wait what happened i thought it was just farage v binface
america and israel really thinks war is like a game of call duty deathmatch where the team with the most kills at the end wins the game
ty argentina for bringing the country together
>>223175893Split shifts in a hotel kitchen as the sous. The pay is great, to be fair, but fucking hell - the people and the extremely unsociable hours, I'm back in at 7. I'm already considering offering to do the breakfast shift and all the cooking for the night shift and then fucking off at 2ish, but obviously I cant change their system of probably 50+ years on my second week.
flatmate and his guest are smoking on the balconycan tell by the wheezing
>>223175867it's just lottery mate some workplaces are horrendous others are really niceI spent 3 years working somewhere with annoying retarded cunts and now I've moved to a place where everyone is lovely and chill and I'm a LOT happier, like I wake up for work and don't feel dread
>>223175952so this is rorkesheed
>>223175825No no. I have been redpilled by Meduza news articles. Come to the light of Zelensky. Cлaвa Укpaїнi! Гepoям cлaвa!
>>223175913Shit like that is why I can't be arsed with them unfortunately. Some cunt is working 65 hours this week and has a baby girl at home. Why the fuck did he agree to it? They're all either dysfunctional retards or egomaniacs, it's grim as fuck because I realise that nothing will ever get better when dealing with them.
>>223175954>SousMust be fucking relentless
>>223175954can you teach me how to cook
>>223175867I don't really speak to people in my jobmost of my team are remote and we have a 15 minute meeting every morning and sometimes I have lunch with some colleagues
Im Johnny rasheedville and welcome to haramass
Just seen Project Hail Mary
>>223175963It's not even a horrible work environment, to be fair, you're constantly dealing with PEOPLE, but none of them are cunts, especially as I'm in a senior role, but fuck me, it's hard work. If I could just and do the job without the people it would be great.
>>223175992heh
>>223175944so how do you win then
where is fodey
Search and Destroy
i am feeling "freaky"
>>223175987The works a piece of piss for me but obviously dealing with people is a huge part of it, and I just can't fucking do it. If the people weren't there for the majority of it, I'd genuinely enjoy it. The management like me because the food has been getting complimented, but I just can't deal with the people. Fuck me.>>223175989It's essentially in my job, you have to be surrounded by people constantly and it makes you realize that the country is fucked for a reason. I just don't want to deal with them.>>223175988It's a piece of piss, just wing it until it works and then do that again.
