Why do Greek bros take it like a good little bitch?I don't think Turkiye bros will let this shit pass if they cast Africans and Pakis as Turks
>>223192272nobody wants to make a movie about turkey so this is a moot hypothetical
>>223193050Nobody is making a move about you either. They are making a video about 3000 year old made up tale that has nothing to do with you.
>>223193050We have a well-developed entertainment industry and are capable of making our historical movies and tv shows. We don't have to rely on others like you
The Laistrygoners were always my favorite part of the Odyssey. It's a damn shame we never learn much about them, just that they're cannibal giants, sort of like the Cyclops. Do modern Greeks even remember that they're part of the story?
>>223193115the trojan war was likely real and some of the names in Homer's books are of hittite or archaic greek originhomer's poetry was fiction but based on real or somewhat real events
My second favorite part was Charybdis. A shame it's just a whirlpool in the movie, but the Greeks forgot to depict it on pottery.
homo sapiens vs ugga bugga aggressive monkeys
>>223193115>>223193149Look at the roach bots insta-seething and insta-coping that nobody gives a shit about their third world country and D tier history.
>>223193115Bro your whole identity is made up, LMAO
>>223193206It is almost certainly a combination of several different military events the Mycenaeans experienced, retold as one big conflict against one people.
>>223193212>All the most kino parts are located in Italy Not a coincidence me thinks
>>223193329>The Trojans will return in the Aeneid
>>223193262yeah the siege of Troy lasting 10 years is a bit unrealistic
>>223193240We made a show about our history the way we wanted it and half a billion people watched worldwide. You have no industry and have to rely on westerners who will cast nigger and jeets actors as greeks and shit on your history
>>223193212Did you watch it on IMAX?
>>223193411Women loved that show.t. knowerIt was garbage btw. Ezel and Kuzey Güney were the only Turkish shows that were good and I liked.
>>223192272crazy how you can just buy reviews and make up some cope that you need to watch the tranny nigger slop on IMAX to get the full experience, and public opinion just changes overnight
>>223193411>>223193458I heard this show was mostly just court drama.
>>223193411>>223193458what about Diriliş: Ertuğrul? It was very big among the muslims in the Indian continent
>>223193411yeah you and paki filth can both get nuked for all i care, i'm talking about real humans here
>>223193522It is. It's the retarded sultan getting manipulated by his redheaded Ruthenian bitch wife and his Turkish bitch wife who hate each other, with some other princes and princesses competing for power and favor of the sultan.She has some nice tits tho:https://celeb.gate.cc/meryem-uzerli/gallery.html>>223193576Don't know, never heard of it. The other Turkish show I've seen that was somewhat decent, but I didn't like was Karadaei or something like that. Too melodramatic even for Turkish standards.
>>223193458>>223193522It's like Turkish Game of Thrones. I don't like cliche 3 hours long Turkish series that much but I have to admit it was very good.
>>223193581don't act like you people also didn't watch it
>>223193411Also your 7/10 20k votes tv series is your big blockbuster that's supposed to be equivalent to nolan's odyssey? Is there any limits to roach delusions?
>>223193458Watch öyle bir geçer zaman ki. It's my favorite. Turkish captain visits the netherlands and gets a dutch gf and ruins his family. Set in the 60s too It's kino
>>223193673First time I hear about it and will probably forget even that in a couple of weeks.
>>223193718Did Greeks like the movie? It's a lot less of a hackjob than Disney's Hercules and Brad Pitt's Troy.
>>223193732>Turkish captain visits the netherlands and gets a dutch gfThe Turkish Dutchflag poster must love it too kek.
>>223193761I tried looking for tickets but the rest of the week is full. Maybe it's for the best because I wanna see how reviews settle down after the hypes calms.
>>223193718It caused a massive number of Russian women to come here and get fucked by Turkish men. Let's see how many women will be interested in you after seeing a chad like himesh patel in that movie lmao
>>223193746That's because you were in kindergarten when it airedhttps://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/greeks-learn-turkish-by-watching-tv-series-30072
>>223192272How has modern media eroded so rapidly...
>>223193820Mamma Mia and its sequel are among the highest grossing films of all time and have brought more horny tourists than all turkish related media combined, and ever made.
>>223192272Pretty funny you didn't mention indian
>>223193454>watching disappointment>but on a big screenbigger disappointment
>>223193149Recommend me a good movie about turkish history then but make sure its one that isnt soap opera tier garbage made for women or a brainded chinese style ultranationalistic propaganda piece
>>223194381This is the only thing sandniggers can make though.
>>223193761NTA but my favourite Odyssey to this day is the 1997 tv-movie
>>223194381Every country will have propaganda in their historical shows. It's inevitable. Rise of Empires: Ottoman is one of the better ones in that regard though
>>223194664Is this black leather outfit on Mohammed historically accurate?
>>223194727Why do costumes from 60 year old movies look better?
>>223193454wtf is up with that helmet
>>223193931>oh look i posted a roach source of a curated article that tells me how great i am!Eteros Ego and Maestro both take a big fat dump on your average rated show.
>>223194942Oh and I forgot Rififi and Kynododas as well, and Yorgos Lanthimos in general. Basically 10m modern Greek slackers have more relevance than 2 billion brown disgusting turks/pakis/levantines/nafris etc
>>223192272Chuds never stop whining about Hollywood slopThey let Troy pass, why not it?
>>223192272if jesus can be white even tho he's a brown hooknosed middle-eastern, then homer and helen of troy can be black, doubly so when they're fictitious simple as
>>223193392There's actually a cool film about Romulus, The First King, where they speak proto-Latin.
>>223195358Ah yes the movies where the Latins around the founding of Rome look like they are from 17000 BC instead of 700 BC, they are neolithic Grugs in that movie, it's so silly
>>223195808They couldn't have been like Republic Era Romans either.
>>223195358>>223195808>>223195878Shitaly has La Vita e Bella. It has earned its stripes as a non subhuman country in my book.
>>223195808Well they were a bunch of murderhobos given their first act is to steal the womminz from the closest rival tribe
>>223194942>>223195175How much of a retard do you have to be to think some crime movie and a historical drama are comparable things?I didn't even claim it to be best thing we ever produced. You said hollywood isn't interested in Turkish history and it's true but we don't need them to be because we are capable of making our own historical movies and shows the way we want. We don't want westerners ruining our history with their woke shit. If you disagree feel free to show me a Greek made tv show or movie based on the odyssey
>>223196065The point is it's the same with all your theater (and culture in general), it's sewage. You got nothing interesting to make and that's one reason why OTHER countries don't bother making movies about YOU hahaha.Yeah Nolan made the Odyssey it's a classic Greek tale of old. Yeah I would have liked it if he made it more authentic but it's an AMERICAN production that was filmed here anyway and used Greek support crews and companies, and will make billions in tourism money. There's nothing interesting Turks have ever made whether that be historical to warrant an American blockbuster, or contemporary that gets raving reviews like Eteros Ego, or even just being appealing enough to make roastie slop like Mamma Mia.That is the cold hard truth, make sure to screencap it so you don't forget, and don't grind your teeth seething or you might break them.
>>223193820Lmao every time one of you turkish flags reliably busts this out as an "argument" even if the opponent isnt russian or slavic at all. I really wonder what the psychological motives behind it are
>>223196231>used Greek support crews and companiesWow it's completely greek made then>contemporary that gets raving reviews like Eteros EgoYou like imdb right? What makes you think there is no Turkish movie with higher rating than 7.9 on imdb? I can show you a thousand Turkish movies ranked higher than that but I won't because that's not what we are discussing here. You don't have an entertainment industry and that's the cold truth. You can only watch the butchered version of your tales with jeets and niggers playing your historical heroes
>>223196595Hahahahaha why are you still going roach. Nobody cares about your third world shithole, and your third world shithole can't make anything of its own that's worth wasting time on.Yeah Greeks should block Nolan from making his movie because it doesn't 100% conform to some subjective vision, peak sandnigger logic. Come back when Nolan wants to make a movie about you, that is all.
>>223192272What's the verdict on this movie? Camera work, costumes and set design look terrible and were never Nolan's strong suit, he's more like a meme plot movie guy.Does it have a deep story or is this more like an action adventure type of thing?
>>223196716Only insults no arguments. Just like I thought. I talk about how you can't make anything on your own and instead rely on westerners and their woke shit and all you can say is come back when nolan makes a movie about you lmao. This is the face that launched one thousand ships btw or how nolan envisioned it
>>223196990Whatever we make is universally better received than whatever sewage you make, whether than be food or theater or whatever. And there's always some roach seething, so we're going in circles and like I said don't break your teeth, and come back when an S tier director makes a movie about your culture.
Greeks should make a movie about him
>>223193454Why's his neck wide open?
>>223196595>7.9You're thinking about the OG prequel movie which is great on its own, but the sequel miniseries is 8.9 and genuinely on par with masterpieces like Breaking Bad.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10478048/
>>223198577>8.3k votesLol. Here is Turkish show with the same rating but with 57k votes. Brutal mog https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7920978/?ref_=tt_mlt_t_6
>>223198863I do know that one actually and I have it written down. Unlike roaches I'm not a biased person. To be fair though, Turkey has 9 times our population and it's much easier to move ratings a certain direction for high population countries, and since the natives are always gonna be the primary audience I have found raw rating to be a much better predictor of quality. I see this pattern a lot with Indian movies for example.
>>223192272Nothing in the Odyssey is real. It's all fiction. No king spent 10 years sailing from fucking Troy back to IthacaAlso, if you're going for the realism angle, then why isn't anybody bothered that the all of the actors portryaing greeks speak in flawless american english?Make them speak in classic greek.
>>223192272I'm here to make a bot post about how this movie is actually heckin' stunning and brave for casting negroes and trannies, how this is all actually totally plausible, and if it weren't plausible it's made up so anything goes, and if it's made up and anything goes it still couldn't be all-caucasian casting because of huhhh, reasons (Oscars and Soros funding are NOT in any way related anyway, chuds)!
>>223199036Just admit you lack the budget, manpower and talent to produce anything worthwileCan't compete with Turkish excellence
>>223199457I listed a dozen examples about how a country much smaller than you takes a dump on your film industry.Entire S tier directors like Yorgos Lanthimos, and international crews including Nolan and Snyder willing to make movies here without anyone asking them.If you honestly believe that you are mega delusional.
>>223193050>mootwho?
>>223192272I'm guessing the 2m tall men in heavy armour are Turks?
>>223199560>Yorgos LanthimosNuri Bilge Ceylan and many other directors mog him hard. They also make their movies in their home country and not abroad like your s tier director there because like I said we have enough talent inside the borders already. No need to rely on foreign actors to put out something good
>>223199920Lanthimos has made plenty of films wholy inside Greece too. You gotta try better than that shitskin, though I would be mad too if I lived in a country of 90 million with near zero global relevance.
>>223200193We live in rent free in your head. That's enough
>>223200244More like the other way around. Nobody thinks of Turks here other than irredentist jihadists. If you weren't irredentist jihadists we wouldn't even be thinking about you at all just like we don't think about egypt or lybia.
>>223200276The fact that you argued with me for hours shows that deep down you care. If a random libyan poster came here and talked shit you wouldn't
>>223200545Actually i would put him in his place, it's only right, I mean he lives in a mega shithole ravaged by jihadism and war. But no libyan ever dared to pick a fight with me, not that I can think of. However I see roaches trying to pick a fight with me on the daily, sometimes with VPNs too which is extra pathetic. I'm like really zen about it too, sometimes I "bite", most times I got better shit to do; work, hobbies etc. I'm just chilling right now, so I'm casually putting you in your place. You live in a mega shithole, not as bad as libya but as bad as I would wanna hide and be low key if I was a turk.
>>223195901Come on Italians none of you have seen this?
>>223200688Wow dude you are so zen.. You are so calm.. You bite sometimes... dude this nigger is so cool.. I shouldnt even reply to him hes so zen.... Gulp, hes even chilling right now... And he has better shit to do ?!! Like work??? This guy is so cool.. He has so much to boast about in his ant colony of a country... Very impressive
>>223201772Remember, clenching too hard can break a tooth!
>>223201772Come on, brown. Why don't you make more rants about how turkey is a superpower and shit? I was really hoping to milk some more from that lolcow before I crash.
>>223202357Yeah you can milk me as much as you want *unzips
>>223202477Yeah not that unfunny kind. Bye.
>>223192272Modern Greeks are Ottoman rapebabies, they have no connection to the characters in The Odyssey
>>223202803Don't break the illusion! It will be too much for those poor souls...
