computers edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D7J5YWWcgs
>>223195378ok I will watch it !!
its coming upits coming upits coming up
>>223195378Lovely voice and accent.
>>223195447thank you kind sir>>223195677thank you kind sir
where to bargeddie residents drink?
vile slug man in
Any rorke boy from a rorke family man in
my great grandad was bix
nth for the gyaldem
I will do something
ladsronnie corbett died
/brit/ waifus:- Audrey Hepburn- Sally Hawkins- Bjork
>>223196704from a blue labour household and for a leftypol like myself they're worse than rorkes
>>223196727you'll do nothing
hate films but i bet the odyssey is quite good as far as films go
>>223195378i tried listening to one of her albums a while back, it just sounded like noise to me, my brain muted it. its interesting and novel music, just not for everyone i reckon.
new https://babestation.com/live/bs/scorpian-spinehttps://babestation.com/live/bs/scorpian-spinehttps://babestation.com/live/bs/scorpian-spine
sutton poo
>>223196736rooby
>>223196736would rather shag sally field
>>223195805pokemon games were so good 3rd gen and before. cant get into any of the new games though. they really ran out of ideas and started making sand castles and key rings pokemon
sick of webp quite frankly
might move to fort william
right, sandwich time
had 2 bites of my tea and then felt fullit not right
>>223196772stop being stupid
>>223196736
>>223196766Need Ruby to slam a book closed on my bollocks
just ate 4 custard doughnuts reduced to 52p get in
I've eaten at least 4 bags of crisps today
once came over an audrey hepburn poster i used to own kek
>>223196814FAT BASTARD CUNT
ladsare "douches" a thing in the UK?that thing females use to clean out their cunts?has always felt like more of a yank thingdoctors hate em even more than ear buds so probably best if they never caught on here
>>223196786what kind of tea do you relish?
>>223196797sick of your attitude quite frankly
>>223196777>>223196797>>223196808you'll do nothing
>>223196822ive got like a 27" waist ill be alri
>>223196736Katharine Hepburn > Audrey Hepburn
you fat bastidyou fat bastidyou fat bastid
fartgentina
very interested in the long relationship between blacks and jewsvery interesting stuff
>>223196840better actress sure but audrey is cuter. katy looks a bit too manish for my liking
>>223196736>Sally HawkinsBased
who di bludclart hell u tink me is
>>223196858tell us
right well there's a massive spider in the bathroom so I'm just not going to go in there anymore
>>223196909She is your friend
why are gingers like this
>>223196884beutiful
>>223196874Row row fite di powa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clc7N3Av0nobit of a tune this one
>>223196909it's an honour to have our first ever female on /brit/could I suckle on your toes m'lady?
>>223196913descendants of Judas
love birds but the average person froths at the mouth when they find out you put a pet bird in a cage. so i will not get one
Sally (Black) hawkins (ide her)
I'm a cat
nunight ziggeh see you in the morning pal
>>223196941sex
>>223196736>>223196840>>223196862Veronica Lake > all
>>223196939this is an illustration
>>223196939no rorke you already had tea !!!
I'm a girl !!!!
>>223196939last night was a fucking zoo
>>223196941
>France could make history tonight by becoming the 2nd best ever 3rd best team in World Cup historyhistory on the line
>>223196941*ksksksks*
>>223196941Bizarre lie
England battering Argentina at half time
>>223196732theyve turned on the vax
>>223196913But when I touch a woman 24/7 they always scream and call the police
literally what the fuck are they going to do if I just buy a one way plane ticket to america and buy a camper van and live out of it forever
>>223196989keep me posted
>>223197003kill you hopefully
gay sex is just not gay idc how many times you tell me
no one likes me NO ONE just because im horrible and mental dont exactly see how thats fair
>>223197003they wont even let you into the country with a one way ticket mate
>England's team tonight is 9/11 black, even blacker than France's teammad that
>>223197003they only deport whites so you're out of luck
>>223197003they’d ask why you don’t have a return ticket and probably sniff you out and send you home
what coulour should i get my hair dyed >.<
>>223196909I've never been afraid of spiders, but a few years ago it had been raining for 3 or so days straight, this massive hairy spider climbed up the wall of my house and got through my open window and just dashed towards my bed, it was pure luck i spotted it as my back was turned towards that direction and i just happened to turn around.I managed to block it off from getting into my bed, i got a broom and broom shovel, and using those tools i managed to throw the bastard down the toilet and flush it down.
>>223197019Might have a gigawank in honor to this, feeling a white boy beatdown goon tonight x
>>223197025>>223197018Fine I’ll buy a return even book a hotel to cover myself now what?
>>223197026medium brown
>>223197019which one's the european team?
>>223197026hot pink
the beauty of england is at times breathtaking
>>223197032do you have many poisonous spiders in argentina
>>223197026what colour is it now
sampling all the joys that life has to offer (except love or friendship or achievement of course)
>>223197048boring>>223197060um x
>>223197047palantirs already got your post on their system mate
>>223197015i care you
>>223197079did you cut "nee" off that image?
mad how hard nolan raped /tv/
>>223197090u,m..;;
Won't be bothering watching this match, it's all about who wins the cup really
Are we rooting for england or france tonight lads?
>>223197106xx
massachusetts is to the west
>>223197019no Lampard or Rooney?
im brown but all you all love mecant be that racist then surely
I've never had an original thought in my gay porn life
>>223197121look at a map retard
>>223197130rorke after 3 buzzballs
>>223197136we actually talk about you unfavourably when you're not here
>>223197130heron on the bog is it
>>223197090Um^n
Has anyone heard from Employed Woman? She's normally here by now so it's a bit worrying she isn't
>>223197152west of him dumb cunt
>>223197144Welcome aboard!
>>223197152it's to the west of tewkesbury
>>223197098>the cotton clothing is made of nee grows in mississipiidgi
>>223197070boring brown
>>223197163its wee storke
>>223197019what happened to the cute gingers
love umi
>this gives non-neets ptsdlmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62JLw7lVZfU
>she
>>223197069i'm no expert, but i don't think so.i don't think that spider was a threat to me either.
>>223197194>>223197180i dont see ANY of those near me
I'm gonna keep it real with you lads the only reason I ever care about football is because my goyim mates do and I want to enjoy time with them
No reason to be wearing a hat if you're Norwood 0 is there
>>223197211i have my headset plugged in and i sit it on my desk so i dont hear the notification sounds
im not scared to admit that i dont like quichethere i said it
>>223197197blonde boos
>>223196718i'm bi
ugly tranny is it
>>223197211this one is nightmare fuelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEg4uP7wNwM
Anytime, anywhere, baby boy, I can misbehaveBreathe me in, breathe me out, fill me upRunning through your veins
>>223197225near gloucester
>>223197226you TOLD us this ALREADY you chattering BUFFOON
>>223197231We're not allowed to do that and there's a rule where if a manager messages you, you need to acknowledge in 3 minutes
Wee nom
>>223197231oh aye and then toilberg screams at you for taking 2 hours to get back to himgreat idea "mate"
stop being trannies
When I see the ocean I run around shouting umi umi like in the anime
>>223197195>nee the cotton clothing is made of grows in mississipiYou fool!
>>223197233i like the taste but it's texture is unsettlingi only eat it on christmas morning
>>223197236>>223197254imagine them lezzing off
>>223197236my hair isnt that nice :< would look silly
Got called a retarded mong because I put Mallwhore Freestyle on my Instagram notes
>>223197271>lezzingthose are ugly blokes
chewing some ummybears
>>223197252nigga what the fuck is that
>>223197255which state is that in again?
>>223197236>>223197254need you two put in prison and beaten by guards hourly for the rest of your lives. it is the only way you will learn to fear god
why is this weird tranny having a conversation with himself
>>223197260can't tell if katie was a total freak or just a basic bird trying way too hard.
>>223197259>>223197261im not a mongo i pay attention to my screen
nan is an absolute throatgoat
>>223197300>twoits one incel
>>223197162you wont get away with this
>>223197267quiche on christmas?mentalist
>>223197300meltdown
>>223197292something i pray to the holy lord that i don't hear at two in the morning
>>223197300that's one freak with two devices hun
>>223197254wanked to him getting fucked in the arse this morning strangely enough
>>223197266wtf is nee the cotton
>>223197308then what's the point turning the sound off you twatit demands all your attention anyway
>>223197260kys
I suffer in my poorthern shithole
>>223197260hang on a second thats a pony
>>223197332oh you're one of THOSEis it every single week or is it one of those once every 4-5 week things?my mate works in finance and has to be 24/7 for one week each monthsays it pays shitloads as a result but it is quite annoying having to be on call round the clock
>>223197298gloucestershire
ruby granger x cleanwithbea sweaty filthy lesbian sex
>>223197354Dark Gothic MAGA
>>223197328>passsss the controller bro
>10pm kick off for a pointless gameshan't
>>223197399>10pm on a Saturday is too late for rorkeare you serious blud
hang yourself with an ethernet cable
I don't get to work from home
>>223197366youer raped
Quick rundown:neg = negative (HIV)hole = holeneghole = a hole that is HIV negativenoz = not postive for HIV, but thinks they are HIV postive poz = positive (HIV)pozhole = a hole that is HIV positivenozhole = a hole that is presumed to be HIV positive but actually isn't pozzing = to make something positive (HIV)nozzing = to thinkg you're about to make someone positive (HIV) but don't pozzing a neg-hole = making someone who is HIV negative HIV positive by cumming into their holenozzing a poz-hole = having someone who is HIV negative put their penis into a HIV positive by cumming into their "noz" hole and marinating their penis inside of the "poz" hole
Who are you going to root for during footy final tomorrow?
porke vs heftypol
>>223197385thats the one near vermont right
Canadians will look you dead in the eyes and say "I'm from the province of Saskatchewan" without so much as a smirk on their face.
>>223197381once a week every month or so yeah>says it pays shitloads as a result but it is quite annoying having to be on call round the clockyeah thats about it, when its good you're being paid to sit at homewhen its shit, you'll not sleep well
>>223197328he looks fat
>>223197399it's england's biggest game in their history since dunkirk or something
anyone noticed that trump is a fucking orange retard
>>223197414:>
>>223197352so i can keep my headset plugged in because i have regular meetings
>>223197428bros skedooodling
>>223197440gonna steal this for my next bluesky post
>>223197419got a root looking at this ngl
sucking a cold john smith's extra smooth ale from the tadcaster brewery
why are some old buildings made out of really peng brick (like stone, some sort of stone) but every is made out of red bricks today
>>223197440horrendously biased post
>>223197446can you get me a jobim open to work
big chungus
>>223197419footmogs me
>>223197307I don't get freak vibes from her>>223197375No idea what you're talking about
>>223197440i actually had noticed that yes but im not an american
>>223197440Had this thought earlier I was thinking to myself like hmmmmmm this man is clearly a fat orange FUCK!
>>223197425never met anyone from saskatchewan, not sure if it really exists
>>223197492fucking shit roaring
local off license is selling 4 imported stellas for 6 quidwhat's the point
>>223197491yes you can be my boyfriend its some work haha x
reminder that women don't orgasm and squirt is just piss
what’s on your bucket list lads?mine just says 'kiss a girl on the mouth'
Do you enjoy pooing?
WHERE IS KOBBIE MAINOO
>>223197530already done that years ago
>>223197511im a girl lol
>>223197530have sex that isn't paid for
>>223197491>>223197511discord
>>223197530Beat France
universal credit work coach told me off for answeing yes princess to all her questions
>>223197260>>223197496these posts contain pony content outside of /mlp/ and as such I have submitted reports for them
>>223197537one of life's great pleasures, is it not?
>>223197426m8 just got fired from that jobgot 50k compensation 20k was the 3 months pay part and 30k because "enhanced severance package"the retarded thing is his salary is identical to mine, but there's no way I'd get anything more than 15k if I were fired
>>223197530that's pathetic lmfao I already did that when I was 18 at fresher's week
>Andy Burnham to scrap Digital IDwell that’s the doomermongs demolished then isn’t it
>>223197530want to go skydiving
when people attack or criticize trump, it feels like an attack on me, makes me mad.
>>223197537i suppose if they could invent a wipeless poo then i would enjoy it more
>>223197537only when it comes out quick and clean, hate the ones that take sphinctal encouragement as I hate the feeling of poo just stuck in my bum
>>223197553be nice
>>223197492Keanu chungus is so wholesome
>>223197548um
NO NO I'M THE BLUE POWER RANGER YOU'RE THE RED ONE
project gf 2026 has been delayed for the foreseeable future
is your corpse rotting into the earth going to give a crap about your bucket list?what a stupid boomer tradition that isn;t even any older than the jack nicholson and morgan freeman movie
>>223197576>becomes PM by promising to be everything to everyonehe'll nosedive just as fast as starmer did
>>223197574>bruv>gyou one of those black people?
>>2231976122027 will be the goal
mental how they can still get away with calling themselves labour when their politics no longer have anything to do with the working class
>>223197539It's insane he hasn't got minutes, I hope he's brought on when we're being overrun and can control the tempo
the font on the internet has changed
>>223197618What a miserable little worm you are
>>223197575Giacomo Girolamo Casanova over here
>>223197518
>>223197612it's too vague. south asian gf autumn 2026 is a go.
can't be arsed staying up for this meme 3rd place match
>>223197621I'm white but when you live in London amongst people below a certain age you learn to assimilate
>>223197612been project gf [year] since 2016 for me
why was messi giving yamal a bath anyway bit weird isn't it
spongebob and patrick and bart
>white>using whatsappI highly doubt that
>>223197576small victorystill going to rape me and my sipp in the autumn budget to pay for benniespackers and gigeconomy jeets isn't he
>>223197689your life is worth nothing
>>223197518>women don't orgasmmad that lads will openly admit they never made a girl cum
>>223197571Nooooo they don't count
>>223197647there are at least a dozen in this thread rn as we speak
>>223197691all the euros at toil use whatsapp
>>223197691everyone uses whatsapp you utter incel
I faked every orgasm
>>223197657good post
>>223197691everyone uses whatsapp yes even people with iphones
>>223197642not an argument. raped by facts and logic. concession stolen from you after i've ripped you head to toe with my rock hard cock that's also a chainsaw
>>223197689ricky = spongebobsteve = spongebob squidward hybridkarl = patrick gary hybrid
>>223197694and homer and mr krabs
>>223197694not nice
>>223197530babies, ghent altarpiece, himalayas, arctic cruise
>>223197696women don't 'cum' so there is nothing to 'admit'
mate has been a lifelong shagger but is still very insecure and unhappy
.
Actual professor at OxfordWhat the fuck is going on with britishers, why are your people ok with this among many other things
mental how fit muscular and athletic they look without working out a day in they life x
>>223197691telling on yourself here lad
膣内射精
>>223197630what would you call them then?>>223197683what celebrity would you want to bath you?
>>223197518>women don't orgasmthey do, it's just their cum isn't technically ejaculate because it contains no gametes
>>223197692bro thinks there'll still be a country by the time he retires
>>223197747it ok
>>223197712>>223197718well I don't
Ruby Granger Feet JOI
you don't hear much from whisper2me these days
>>223197722>karl = patrick gary hybrid
>>223197765why would you need to? nobody talks to you
>>223197751might be different in australia but everyone I know uses imessage or instagram for messaging
cumming and orgasming aren't the same thing you absolute virgins
>>223197647you are too latewe are everywhere
>>223197760They should be called 'the party that isn't the tory party party'
>>223197518they don't even squirt anything out in real life. real sex isn't like porn you know, there's no fake pissing or moaning noises
I'm incredibly ugly and was relentlessly bullied for my appearance in my school days
spongebob futurama crossover episode
Nigga going to bed at 2:30pm these days
im cumming out my fanny
Give this thread it's p45
>>223197748your universities are full of these types retard
>>223197804your bound for hell alongside satan
>>223197785i know this because one time i got an infection in my urethra so that i could splooge but i still wanked and orgasmed but without the realise it was actually really painful
>>223197784imessage insta and whatsapp are all common here and also everywhere on planet earth
having a bad mental health evening
>>223197796NOTHING in my post indicated whether I think squirting exists outside of porn or notstop trying to one-up everyone
>>223197801Forget all that you're in your looksmaxx era now
>>223197831>whatsappyh because of mass migration
>>223197747Curious. Did anyone else notice that, in spite of Noa Maria having spent a day with Ruby or perhaps even overnight at the Granger Pit, that she (Noa) skipped over filming it, and instead went on with videos from her own country, celebrating her birthday with friends, drinks and didn't even mention Ruby? From Ruby's short clip, it looked like she planned some tea party playdate at her house, whereas I am wondering if Noa has had her fill of Ruby's childishness and decided to simply skip over it entirely. Just because they are both content creators doesn't mean they have to be friends or even friendly. Noa seems like a much more mature person, in most cases, and she is years younger than Ruby. She is much more independent and maybe finding Ruby a bit too weird, eccentric and stuck, whereas Noa lives on her own and travels on her own, all the time. Ruby is missing out on so much in life. I loved my 20's. A wonderful time to be a free spirit and find yourself, have relationships, travel, meet interesting people. But she is going to get to 30 and have very little to show for it, other than an weird planner, numerous degrees that she doesn't even use, and a room full of useless journals and lists.
>>223197822bender gives spongebob a beer and he burps beer bubbles out of his spongeholes lol
>>223197840cheer up
>>223197785notice how there was an AND in my original post
>>223197840Aren't we all love
you actually chat to your mates on instagram dms?what the fuck
>the Granger Pit
>>223197874mate...
bart simpson smoking weed
>>223197858scdream
>>223197874is that weird?
When danger makes me want to hide, you'll [omitted] to my sideKindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice [omitted]For honesty no [omitted] can deny, you are the [omitted] of my eyeA heart that shines so beautiful, a [omitted] to come byAnd you all make fun and laughter as easy as [omitted]!
>>223197900Una Vela
>>223197900Una velaSaludos
>>223197901get a grip you slag
>>223197900seam
PinkPoofteress
>>223197889>>223197903dunno i don't have an instagramnever made one just stuck to facebook but i don't really use it anymore coz we've all got whatsapp group chats and that
>>223197874yeah... i chat with my mates haha ...
off for a walk to the shopsreckon it will be busy just before the match so i've scheduled to arrive at approximately 22:05pm which should avoid most of the people
I'm no longer in a whatsapp since I found out my friends use a whatsapp group without me so they can talk about normie things like football
>>223197851>>223197882I thought they call it bones manor or something
>>223197874Yes and?
You are all on drugs.
>>223197923instagram is what all the normies use these days
mordecai fucking on ribgy rule34
>>223197941Just seems weird to meLike chatting to your mates in twitter dms
>>223197874i think instagram is where most fb normies migrated since fb itself is just for marketplace, news and aid slop on the feed now. most toilers are on there i only know from my fake account. kinda wish i'd made a normal one now to stay in touch since i dont really know any one but it's too late now so i'll just be over here alone
>>223197955
mental how before the dutch taught the english how to harvest sugar on barbados the english empire was tiny and irrelevant
>>223197934fucks sake thats rough mate
Ruby Granger looks like a 40 year old english teacher
>>223197966dogshit jf edish
>>223197817Quite literally are notPlus our Overton window is shifting and people aren’t as okay with these types anymore
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
