Marfa's rotund edish
>>223210357thought she was a fat blob now
nth for the holodem
>>223210357that's me on the left
today's lunch sortedI will eat them all
* MOST animals used for animal agriculture are forcefully bred.* COWS have their (forced) babies taken away and birth milk taken.* Plants DO NOT feel pain, they don't have a central nervous system.* Pick a tomato, it grows back, chop up an animal, they die.* MOST crops grown on earth are fed to animals for human consumption.* IF insects and small animals being killed during harvest are your concern, see point above. * MOST of the amazon rainforest destruction is for animal agriculture.* 80 BILLION + land animals are raised, fed and slaughtered every year for human consumption. * EVERY nutritional expert on earth supports and encourages veganism.* WELL planned vegan diets are suitable for ALL!These are just the facts, and only a short list, all easily searchable and verfiable.Open your mind to facts and go vegan https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oi6FLOOntdQYou're welcome. x
Have to wait two years to care about football again
leftypol traveling to experience the great cultures of the world and wondering why there's a bunch of poo stained paper in the bin next to the toilet
Ruby's arse real edish
BUCKA
>>223210381Mate, mate if they're able to sell it for that cheap just think of all the nasty bits and pieces they're sticking in there.
>>223210376Same but anon posted that in the old claiming she's Marfa
Nothing more powerful than telling someone to grow up. Its like a nuclear weapon but it has to be used sparingly. Only when hyped up spasticated children on here start posting to really unfunny and embarrassing about their dollies and microblogging about their life and how diarise about their wanking/poo experiences, can you really hit them HARD with a grow up post.
>>223210405family guy - funny
>>223210396coooorrrrrrr lush peng ting innit x
>>223210408>Water, Tomato Purée, Mixed Beans (14%) [Black Eyed Beans, Borlotti Beans, Pinto Beans], Red Lentils, Carrot, Red Peppers, Onions, Modified Maize Starch, Vegetable Stock [Carrots, Onions, Mushrooms, Salt, Water, Black Pepper], Spices, Onion Powder, Garlic Purée, Salt, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid)Good point, I can't stand lentils
>>223210387Why did this make my penis twitch
>>223210417
>diarisekek ok nerd
>>223210387posting gorilla webms are we
UwU
>>223210425>Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid)Nasty stuff. You realise they make that by growing mould and extracting the acid from it?
>>223210425that is probably the least additives I've ever seen in a soup and no bad onesso enjoy it ok enjoy your soup !!
picky bits for tea
>there are people still posting in the old
>>223210459ok i will eat it!!
mate...this is actually unreal. All jokes aside and everything, can we please just acknowledge how profoundly mentally broken this young man is
Eating soup? Grow the fuck up
>>223210459>Nasty stufflol no it isn't
and the classic
>>223210378
>>223210381Eat sardines if you're living that peasant life. They cost nothing and also have almost no calories and have tons of protein have 10 other good things like omega 3.
rorkesson
>>223210417Unfortunately there's nothing more infantile and degenerate as wasting time on /brit/, which you're also doing. So telling someone on here to "grow up" is like telling a smoker to quit smoking while a massive cloud of cig smoke is billowing from your mouth.
Right that's all my Grand Assaults done on Insane difficultyWill do blue Torment tonight, and yellow if I can be botheredRorke
Tonight's kino
>>223210498Nasty nasty stuff. Don't mind me though. You enjoy it mate, yeah? You go right ahead and guzzle it down. Oh they've got you right where they want you. There's a good lad.
>>223210521Ok I will enjoy it!!
it pie night
>>223210502Tako jerkyyyyy
>>223210508Its what you do on here that matters. Nothing wrong with wasting time and messing about a bit, but being a complete loser talking about Ruby Granger and posting sad frog cartoons about your willy is infantile and degenerate.
>>223210517oh my science is that physical media!?
>>223210517lard arse
*poos in your face*
>>223210517the return is the only worthwhile part. the only need the original to know the lore
>>223210542grow up mate
>>223210517maybe, you know, just give us one of those nuts
>>223210555grow up
need a poo and risked a smelly fart and it fucking stinks
got no reason to be
>>223210517wish i had a sweet treat to eat but im too nervous to go outside
>>223210567grow up you foolish young man
We at /brit/ encourage having digital-only media libraries hosted on the cloud. Apple and Amazon are too lovely to ever delete media from your libraries.
Planning a devilishly devious wank later
TAYAY
settle down
>>223210542Ruby is heckin cute and wholesome though. you're just jelly you'd never have a chance with her
>>223210517The footy lad??
got no joie de vivre
4 wanks already today im overdoing it
We at /brit/ use Jellyfin
>>223210581Torrents exist mate
self hosted library with physical copies in the loft is the ascended nigga strategy
>>223210517*additivesmong's head explodes*
pooing and wanking is /brit/ culture
>>223210517Its the time to set everything up just so, for a pictureVery womancoded behaviourI accuse you of stealing images from reddit, a serial offender, I say
>Approximately 99% of global manufactured citric acid is produced via microbial fermentation using the fungus Aspergillus niger>This fungus is fed sugars in large-scale fermentation tanks to produce the acid, which is then filtered, purified, and driedGrim. Won't catch me putting anything with citric acid in it near my body.
>>223210542Failed normie pretentions
might slap some 2 minutes oats in the ol' 'crowave
this was the best drink everdead now of course
>>223210567
>>223210459A lot of stuff comes from mouldMould isn't inherently bad, just look at penicillin
>>223210618keep it on r9k next time mate
>>223210595Olise's back home already
>>223210617you're too busy putting men's dicks in your body, ain't got the space is it?
>>223210636No I will not look at it nor will it enter my body. Only good food and penis.
im globox
>>223210647>>223210650wtfff
>>223210642Moan about it at the pub with the other lonely bachelors
>>223210625Mixing it with yogurt and fruit I hope.
Messi or Ronaldo?
>>223210670I could barely afford the oats? how the fuck am I gonna add yoghurt and fruit
now that my father is in hospital with a stroke, now is a good time to report him as a PIP benefit fraudster
Claude Code please write me some software which is bvsed ok
might give the footy a miss and score an early night tonight. beddy bo bo's by 7pm sort of thing, get some serious sleeping done.
I have a sony blu ray disc changer with 400 slots so I don't lose compromise bitrate over the networkultimate quality, jellyfinmongs need not respond
>A misfit group of unwitting high school students stumble upon a cursed object, an ancient Mayan Death Whistle. They discover that blowing the whistle and the terrifying sound it emits will summon their future deaths to hunt them down.
i look like a matryoshka doll
>>223210708>don't lose compromise
>>223210692>I could barely afford the oats?is that a question?
>>223210708You can just get blu-ray clones which retain the menus or remuxes which losslessly strip out the main film ok it's easy
>>223210676Pele
>>223210651average jocks have always hated the nonce edinburgh elite . enlightenment was a schizophrenic episode. they were legit retarded who lost all their money in panama and were only saved by selling their country out. its why we still hate blair and brown. blair cops it because he went to an edinburgh uni
>>223210699genuinely had a nightmare last night that my dead father was alive but he had dementia and didn't know who I was. genuinely one of the most horrific things I've experienced. Couldn't imagine the people who have to go through it. be nice to your dad
>>223210708old boy living in 2009
The Fins made a Spaino edish :3>>223210193
>>223210660stop spamming this ugly mutant. what would your friends and family say if they knew you were doing this?
>>223210705*I let off fireworks outside of your house at 9:55pm*wakey wakey hand off snakey!!!
strorke
>>223210747that's right. the best part? I'm only 32.
>>223210731
*pumps aspergillus spores into the thread to give everyone aspergillosis*you'll regret the day you dismissed the benefits of mould cultivation
>>223210741I'm going to make my father's life as miserable as possible until he dies and then the same with my mother and her mother
Crazy how all the other country threads move at a snails pace compared to ours
yorke cathedral
>>223210741come here, it's okay
off for my nap now
>>223210789You had to look up how to do it?
in a dark humid hole full of flies and moths
Ye'll do no such ting. Ye'll do fookin nothin.
>>223210809good lad
>>223210792you're most likely lying but still, be kind. it's better for you, but don't be kind to blacks or jews
>>223210822Oh yeah, making citric acid are you?
>>223210789Ironic use of a question mark is not officially recognised, so I'll ask again. Was that a question?
yoookay
>>223210789Could've just said you are gay
>>223210841>*unholsters my pistol and blows your faggot brains out all of the linoleum*
>>223210845need a chudjak version of this so my mind can fully process it
Sporemong has clearly just watched The Last of Us and it's affected his entire life Reminds me of when mikey watched The Matrix for the first time and kept banging on about life being a simulation
Dame Lynn O'Leum
he’s a faaaaaaaag
>>223210845always wondered how muslim immigrant families deal with western sexuality
>>223210892Curry and water, mm a messy combo
Sir Right Winger
got that muhfugging coon fungus
>>223210881who the fuck wears 3/4 pants? lmao what an absolute faggot. guarantee this is how cloggy dresses
>>223210895outward condemnation and private fetishisation
might watch fleabag lads (and ladies)
>>223210919pscr
leaching some tannins
Got a window at my new toil and it's lovely seeing the sky and cloudsNatural light is so important ladsOld toil was such a depressing shithole there were no windows at all only LED lights, felt like a padded cell in a grim northern povvo town what a waste of life
Timothy James Byrne has passed away...
>>223210708>compromise bitrate over the network*turns transcoding off*now what?
>>223210868money where your mouth is>>>fiver
>>223210833I'm kind to the innocent. My parents are evil. I'm not joking, I'd like them to suffer until they die. I reckon my dad will be a retarded vegetable now and my low iq parasite mother will struggle
>>223210956oh no! Anyway,
bored out of my fucking rancid arse
really like the idea of the nintendo switch so i could play games on the sofa but the thing was too small to play comfortably. i know theyre literally designed for children but im a manchild that likes video games so i wish they would make a nintendo switch 2 xl with proper handles so i could actually use it >inb4 grow upno>Inb4 nice blogi know
>>223210895>In London, Ontario, mass student absences occurred on LGBTQ+ celebration days (such as International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia). Many of these absences involved Muslim students kept home by parents who objected to Pride flags or school curriculum elements that conflict with their religious beliefs
>>223210971why r they evil what did they do other than raise a homosexual son
>>223210805Ripon cathedral mogs
>>223210892Drinkwater must've loved the hydration breaks
just hanging out with all my mates at the minute
What's your favourite subreddit.Me?/r/punk
what did he mean by this?
>>223210986I haven't looked into it but I have to imagine there are non-Nintendo joystick things for adult sized hands, especially when so much of their market is grown soymen.
get the bacon and eggs cooked
>>223211021tim looking very pensive
>>223211002just all round evil people who've systematically cut off everyone around them and destroyed our extended family, and tried to steal my sister's children as their own
I got some bomb ass dank ass from up north
>>223211020gonna have a look god that must be dire
why do loads of camgirls have tattoos on their arses?
>>223211025i just imagine most of those are dodgy tat desu
>>223210986Switch 2 is big enough for me, but probably because I'm used to playing on PSP and Nintendo DS. Does feel like utter shit to hold, need one of those cases that add depth to the back, who the fuck thought a completely flat back was a good idea
On the plane lads
Where are the cheap switch games codes? Don't want to play on my computer
>>223211020r/altright
The Instagram account for @timmysongs (Timothy James Byrne) has a highly dedicated and routine-focused community. He is best known for his signature catchphrases, consistently posting about wearing his "excellent glasses" and sharing updates about his meals (frequently featuring fruit salad) while relaxing and watching live sports like Wimbledon, The Open, and the Grand Prix.
nigga said penisive
>>223211070that's lush thatprobably a good £20 worth of food there, airport prices ya know
>>223211058tattoos are considered trendy and women largely just follow the crowd
>>223211101yeah but a full rose on their arse cheek looks fucking horrible
>>223211020i like bondedpairs
>>223210986steam deck feels amazing desu, it's just a real controller with a screen in a middle. i probs wouldnt recommend buying one now because it's so old though
I can't eat on planes. I'd get too nervous and probably shit myself, you see
>>223211070where you goin
Hating tattoos is the one chud hill I will die on.
>No update from Tim in 22hIt’s over
>>223211143carebames have gotten sick of himbashed him in the night like in full metal jacket
>>223211020r/cripplingalcoholism used to be goodbunch of drunks who didnt want to quit posting about their antics and dying
>>223211139utterly fucking ruined
>>223211020r/HENRYUKr/FIREUKr/FatFIREUK
i'm a care worker. i know lots of people exactly like tim just sitting there watching whatever is on terrestrial telly waiting for someone to cart them around but not a bame in fact there are no bames in my work. they all work for private companies where they can get overtime because they're desperate and there are fewer employment checks
*frantic bame shuffling noises*mistah tim sir, you alright in there now mister tim? mister tim!
hello lads i am back from my weekend away fishing. i caught some fish.
i look like a slow loris
>>223211184smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast
nth for the gypsydem
>>223211139filtered this mentally ill freak
thinking about the penguin who walked down a slide only to fall into the water and laughing to myself
Time for some red bull and Fortnite. Oh aye x
>>223211209dont blame him. every reposts because the ephemeral format of the board encourages it
>>223211139Shit taste
>>223211209just for that I'm changing the filename and hashnah just kidding I don't do that x
>>223211209he picked up where the swede left offor maybe it's the same poster>>223211227imagine hating tattoos so much you repost that regularly for years
i contain multitudes
>>223211236thanks x
>>223211228trans queen
>>223211241i’ve seen a uk/swede post the exact same tranny webms just days after each other reckon it’s one of you lot on vpn
>>223211218Not turning my computer on till late night, can't risk my graphics card acking during the World Cup final
might watch fleabag lads
>>223211251You contain platitudes and a contorted face when you feel discomfort. Off you pop then.
>>223211263more likely it's swedish on VPN /brit/ is not original enough to start their own gimmicks
I am decentering /brit/ from my life. I'm sorry.
>>223211260shes cis this one youre probably thinking of some other girl
the chairman
>>223211287don’t think swedes are either half of all svts gimmicks are copies of brits
>>223211277>You contain platitudesStealing this.
>>223211275I've seen it. It's very good.
>>223211275fuck me up the arse
>>223211209we get some properly mindbroken weirdos here don't we
proud to say I never owned any funkopops
>mindbroken weirdoright well that's a big ktim
>>223211336I chucked mine when I was 24 after seeing Sam Hyde mock them
>>223211336do you want one of mine ive got loads
joie de vivre these nuts
>>223211336worse when you receive one as a gift and realise that that's how this person perceives you, as someone who would enjoy receiving a funko pop
i own a ruby funkopop
im a real person out in the world
>>223211359kek I was just watching that video of his with the million dollar collection, which is why I posted it>>223211361nah thanks>>223211371lol should be considered an insult, not a gift
>weather planet 3D live at the same time as the F1Well damn
>Digital ID plan to be scrapped in Burnham's first major policy pledgebased
>>223211336I won one onceStashed away in the cupboard it is
who are you talking to
feel a little bit ill think I’ve got a cold
>>223211336hmv is full of them
rather own funko pops than care what sam hyde says
Nose and ears are full of all sorts of schmuckus and bad stuff
>>223211270
/brit/ patch notes 9.8732.0 beta have been released:- toned down rorke's preference for black pussy
>>223211413he'll just implement it at a later date
any man in watching songs of praise
Went on r*ddit earlier (don't worry, my loyalty is still to here). Responded to something with a simple "Yeah?" and got 121 downvotesSomething wrong about over there I tell ya
>>223211460if it's not the psalmody, i plug my ears
>>223211460blud doing the 67 tho
>>223211472yeah?
The Scottish are a foul bunch -- need exterminating
>>223211460FREED FROM DESIRE
>>223211460mad something so christian has been going for so long
>>223211448thats obviously just because they obviously dont let south americans settle there
>>223211460How long before BBC starts airing Nasheeds of Praise?
>>223211493howling
>>223211489they need taking down a peg, far too cocky
I own some Doctor Who funko popsDidn't buy them, they were given as a christmas present years ago and are collecting dust somewhere
>>223211489i second this motion
those are stick-and-pokesnot tattoos
>>223211506during Ramadan and Eid they literally showed 2-3 hour specials on them on BBC1
da wants me to buy some records for him
>>223211493roflmao
TOILLLLLLLLLTOIL ON THE MORROW.........thought you ought to know *faints*
>>223211489the reason im a canadian is because of the highland clearances. still haven't received an apology btw
me at the voting stationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_voter
falklands will be argentine eventually because at the end of the day south america is USA's backyard. they need it all to counter the forces who can more easily command afroeurasia (namely china). so no matter how crisis ridden argentina gets they will always be priortised as an ally in front of the UK
>>223211460On twitch atm, but feel sad so I'll grab the second phone and give it a listen
>>223211522Any bangers? You think with so many muslims in the world at least one of them would have created something of artistic value
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002z1wj/what-has-the-bbc-ever-done-for-methe beeb is getting desperate oh my science
sir quim quiverer
>>223211556youll miss it when it's gone
Quentin watching the World Cup final at a bar in Mexico shouting "VAMOS!". Limmy walks in and catches him mid shout and just starts laughing.
Slept on the sofa on friday and saturday night didn't IIn the doghouse aren't I(i live alone)
>>223211020r/blackmydaughter
looking at old photos
Esoteric RuneScapeism
can tell they are seething about the sam hyde funko pop video
nott sure what protein to put in my curry
>>223211599that can't be a real subreddit
>>2232115531. Music is haram, as per numerous hadiths.2. Art involving living creatures (not just Muhammad, cows and birds and shit) is also haram, as per numerous hadiths - this is why Islamic art has to go full on arabic calligraphy. This is called Aniconism.3. Due to Rule #2 - status are haram, this encourages idolatory.4. Due to how conservatism it is, of course anything Avant Garde is completely out of the question so they're creatively stunted anyway
>>223211559very good
>>223211556the best argument are the worst comedians they've inflicted on us
Morning team
them french are wronguns wronguns I tell you
any Paradox gamers in
Allerton Road, 1977 and 2026
>>223211556we can tell from them advertising the license fee in every single world cup gamefirst I saw it was the fa cup final at halftime and my jaw fucking droppedimagine advertising the tv license - ON the bbc wtf
>>223211615hen you see the degeneracy of the modern world can you fault them
>>223211615How comes nasheeds are an exception to the music being haram rule?What do muslims even do for entertainment then? Must be a borign life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zf9r7WF-lE
>>223211668cor 'grel was one of my favourite wrestlers back in the day
>>223211660They all drink and take drugs and do all that shit while "swearing on me mums life" they're a good muslim who does none of that. Wallahi bro.
>>223211460
Got a catberge snoozing on my bed probably dreaming about scran knowing him
consider the hellebore
genuinely don't understand why biomass are allowed to live
>>223211632How so last night's match was the cleanest of the world cup?
>>223211660muslims are just like any other religious people. they're allowed to invent exceptions. as long as it's a decision they've made and isn't imposed on them . jews can string up a little wire and suddenly no rules apply inside the perimeter. catholics can do literally anything and just cry for forgiveness at confession . gulf muslims just go shagging men on bahrain. british ones just do whatever the english do because their religion is just a family thingthe only exceptions to this is always the converts. thats why there are so many white ginger muslims who end up in terror cells
>mafra grangerwank sorted. she got tiktok.
hubble bubble toil and trubble
>>223211736Rorkefiction
>>223211736>white ginger muslims Why is this a thing? is being ginger that hard you need to become a goat fucker to live with yourself?
>>223211753wanked to that hot tub video
>>223211724It was a good match. Not sure what the French were doing in the first half but the second half was simply electric. Mental how much better England play without the notorious paedophiles Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham
>>223211757rorke strung up a little wire around his computer desk so he can wank to trannies guilt free
>>223211610watching the video because of this post it's engineered to piss off redditors
might stroke it to thishttps://www.instagram.com/mothergranger/
>>223211793St Pauls. Live 5 minute walk from there (Stokes Croft). Utterly grim area.
consider the black necked grebe
>>223211548>allylollatin america is usa’s rape harem
i've wanked to every member of the granger family except the dadgonna need some work to complete the game
consider my poo encrusted arse
>>223211813got pink eye
>>223211822still a closer relationship than they have to the english
granger family wank speedrun any%
>marfa Granger had a link to support blm on her YouTube videoDROPPED
>>223211812Easton man in, you see anything wacky living in Stokes Croft?
>>223211894Husband and wife is it
>>223211927is his daughter
>>223211935humourless cunt
>>223211935nah it's his wife, stop telling fibs mate
>>223211942>>223211942>>223211942
>>223211753I was duped by anons lies, marfa's got even bigger https://www.tiktok.com/@marfbarfbleughhttps://www.instagram.com/marfahah/tagged/
>>223211893Just the usual. Raves, parties, ketamine, junkies, stabbings, schizos. Fun if you're 20 but at 30 I just want people to be quiet so I can sleep (I live near Lakota).
>>223211790Scr
