Shakira edish
wanking
that's our wazza
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2056250537570455569
WHEN EVERWHERE EVER
>half time showscream>’theres a bbc for each of us’SCREAM ok bye
>>223222832Not fit at allRather shag the fat African woman down the street
do you reckon shakira shags you-know-whats?
only thing gayer than that half time show is unironically calling someone named wayne "wazza"
>>223222871screeching
women!
>>223222876Not clicking that thnx>>223222871Imagine if Joey Barton wasn't a violent huyton retard we'd get Scouse kino
eating minecraft curry
>>223222905FOY
>>223222832would still ream her
sex isn't real, it doesn't happen
>>223222915any of her shitter?
>>223222915Imagine being a fucking queer.
>>223222889thanks
there's a bbc for each of us
I will never have sex. This simple fact fills me with rage and hatred.
Entire tub of pringles (>850kcal) down the gob
We're posting hot latina women now?
Keking at Rooney calling it all crap
>thatll be £5.99 luv
just saw my dad received a text from someone called "shitpig" on his phonewonder what that's all about
got the washing hung x
>>223222949yeah there's one where she puts some toilet paper on the floor and poos on it but can't post it hereneedless to say i would eat her shit
shakira's based
>>223222963not that much is it really
remember when wayne rooney shagged a granny
>>223222962it's overrated to be fair
Canslad has great newsWon't be posting on here for a week due to planned holidaySo enjoy sober week x
fun fact: the bald fat chinese man people call the buddha isn't actually the buddhathe buddha was never fatthe fat chinese monk is budhai
>>223222832diego would have loved this post
was expecting Messi to score goals in this game :\
>>223222985good, fuck off
>>223222977
>>223222971Sorry pal I was hungry
>rppmey
>>223222970I ordered cider you bitch
>>223222995i have £500 on his scoring a hatrick ahha little midget freak better score sam fakkin goals
wtf
>>223222992>budhailol did he smoke weed and get hai off that bud ahaa
>>223222979It is actually, I'm only supposed to have like 2000 calories a day so it's basically 1 large meal
an outrage
shakira has performed at 4 of the last 6 world cups
>>223223040well thats okay1 meal of pringles1 meal of normal fooda healthy day
just realised this is el wopico
>>223223046How long does it usually take?
19 gypsy turds I collected, I unwrap and devour them one by one. I swallow them, I puke, but I love it so much I keep going, then I cum like a filthy pighttps://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2053058355917103200
sir crap portrait
>>223223046i say this with no sense of irony, wokeness has gone MAD
>>223223021wasted your money
>>22322306715 minute slmao
>>223223069Daresay that I shan't be clicking that
now the pretend injuries begin
>>22322306725 minutesit's a fucking disgrace
anyone know who this is
i hate the way spain plays football so fucking boring
SEND ENZO FERNANDES OFF
red here
>>223222970would give her a cheeky kiss on the bob
should've received a red for that divefuckin europeans
>>223223106hate football in general looking forward to the world cup being over so I can stop pretending to like it at work
>>223223104yeah
bunch of fucking animals these lot
>>223223098Sad they have to overreact just to get the dumb small obvious fouls the other team do to get punished
Driving 300 miles just to kill a retired elderly politician is fucking bonkers. She never even had that much power anyway
HE WAS THE LIGHTNING AND THE SUN!
>>223223120just watch amazing highlights of mad brazilian fellashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMb9JRWevc
>>223223104would
>>223223128How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>223223138leftypol is just mental like that
>>223222832
>>223223138wait the cunt lived in fucking rotherham of all places? leftypol needs to sort it out
>>223223104yes it's dawn allison aka dawnsplace
>>223223021You fucking retard I could have used that money but instead you handed it over to the bettingstein you cunt
>>223223138Irish diaspora leftymong
>>223223104are you the lad that wanks to gilf?
having a think
>>223223138wasn't it some bald guy?
yay more diving and no scoring
farting quite a lotprobably all those chickpeas i ate
Spain mounting pressure.
>>223223150yeah but I want to fit in and pretend to have opinions about football so I dont look like a freak who just watches YouTube videos of people reviewing hotels
mental how ugly the argies are
This game needs a goal if one of them is going to win it
>>223223223yanks call them GARBANZO BEANS
>>223223244just say wokeness has gone mad and the game has gone
>>223223252They look and act feral. Funny how these people always get kwabbed by the likes of British or French when it comes to war.
>>223223186ty la
>>223223259I reckon so myself either that or it will go to penalties and the winner will he determined by whoever scores the most
>>223223247diddy did a number on this poor boy
hydration breaks are fab actually
>>223223247he defo played a wrong chord when he started and then looked at his fingers like a confused mong
>>223223244>who just watches YouTube videos of people reviewing hotelscharmingly weird.
cheesy michael
>>223223302rorke likes fab ice lollies
>>223223259It would be fitting if the game was finished as a draw and fifa let both teams win. You'd think competition is brutish after that half time faggotry.
>>223223269Thought it was GOYO beans
>>223223319who doesn't!
hey creg i'm wearing my soccer cleats while i eat these garbanzo beans
come home, HelperLad ;_;
lmao. this is a good reminder why i don't watch this gay sport. just fake injuries and diving everywhere
foamy
>>223223314cheesy michael
>>223223332leftypol
>>223223128You gotta bee in your ass
>>223223176too real
would you risk your life for the Falklands
>>223223354
>>223223354That was a clear foul
>>223223365buttery ken
>>223223342This brings me back, jesus. Wonder if they're still making these
I've been brain-diddled by another fat-arsed Italian lass... oh my days
>>223223382of course they are they dont have anything else on
>>223223372of course it is southern england
>>223223354why are you watching it thenwhy are you people always like this
>>223223372No, braver lads than I can do it x
>>223223360Oaty.
>>223223334Who the hell stops their cats going on the counter?
>>223223372No but I'd risk the lives of our professional armed forces, that's their job :)
>>223223399/brit/ is watching it so i have to watch it too
>>223223372To kill argies, 100%. I'd pay to join.
>>223223372Yeah what a great life I have, no sex, no friends. Big kier points and I will go
hello friends :)
>>223223431the japanese truly are incapable of suffering
>>223223431just saw this on /sp/https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1784493377069307.mp4now i'm gonna miss the game cus i will go spaff to JAV
wasted my life
>>223223372its the argies so dont think much life will be risked actually
gio scotti on blackedneed it or keep it?
>>223223438alri lad
Need Gabby Logan to fire an angry shit down my gullet like a greedy pelican
>>223223372of course not
Game yesterday was so much better than this complete wank
>>223223441corrrrrrrrr
>>223223469got kicked out the pub for saying this at HT
i swear to god every shot against argentina is right at the goalie
>>223223431i don't think these are real schoolgirls
>>223223469many are saying this
>>223223496should have been the actual final, just should have been
My father's stroke is pretty bad, he's told my sister to look after my mother, he thinks he's going to die
even england had already scored against argentina by this point
Argentina are so bad lads we really should have battered them
>>223223138Whats strange is that when people go mental like this they usually just go wandering off into the sea. Or end up at the police station "Yeah I think I've hurt someone". Or go on a rampage.This guy got back in his car and drove all the way home like what he'd just done was nothing
>>223223526SCREAMING
asked my grandad did anybody care about the falklands war when it was happening and he said no we were all drunk all the time
football is boring. embrace latex slags
>>223223526why didn't he tell you that lel
if this goes to penalties I'll be proper pissed that I wasted precious time watching it
>>223223539was probably listening to james obrien on the way back
What does JAV stand for
>>223223549Because I refuse to see him, my sister is a weak willed liar who has gone crawling to them without thinking
Northerner spotted >>223223546
>>223223550it's so fucking booooooooooooring.
>>223223547Do you understand what a slag is
>>223223565is claude down?
Reminder not to scan any of the qr codes the BBC use it to track and see if you have a license
the last ever hydration break. what's the next bread and circuses after this?
>>223223514AGAINthey literally can't shootand people will call this a good keeper
very tired, might go to sleep instead of watching the 4th quarter sponsored by powerade
Daily reminder to drink more water buddeh
this game kinds sucks. where is messi?
>>223223581an adult human female
Omg Beyonce and Gen Z
I thought there'd be terror attacks or something
hydrate bros
>>223223591Pre-season footys already started
just think of all the american celebs watching this as their first soccer game and being utterly baffled at how something so insanely boring is so popular kek
loife is loife
Does extra time have hydration breaks?
>>223223654me when i watch boxing and no KO's and nibbas are like "it's the sweet science"
Smelly toothless Scotch mongs taking a break from their lovely bit of smack to make TikTok videos about how England didn't win
insane how many of these yank adverts david beckhams in, making his money i suppose but fucking hell dave
scream
nick... what's going on, big guy? you just tripped my wife.
>>223223654nothing more boring than baseball
>>223223681That's the "Happy" song guy right?
johnnie walker raping my arse at oen trillion miles per hour, mental how the pointless third place game was far better than this
>>223223625well there was england's performance aftore gordon's goal
>>223223678trust the plan. comeback in the last 8 minutes.
whole cock needs coming off
>>223223654Doesn't make sense really because American football is essentially just set plays over and over
What is the best System of a Down song, and why is it Aerialshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-2251_at-k
>>223223654https://youtu.be/442NF5cZhyc?is=arUORAtgWzI4F15fIts literally just this
>>223223681that's farrell wilson
omg argentina can't even make it to the opposing box to score a fake penalty
>>223223716i like that byob one
>>223223681got his ass >>223223698he wrote Drop It Like It's Hot, have some respect lad
can't stop thinking about booking a thai
>>223223675I take smack and do this
sorry lads this is too boring, the real final was played yesterday and england won it in the exciting match against france.
>>223223742well you're obviously exempt from this
https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2046273160736096272
horrific slurper, deegz come out of your hole and entertain me
>>223223704I'll fake it through the day with some rape, from Johnny Walker Red.Send the poison rain, up my arse.And shag me silly in bed
Shocking match. This is dreadful.
Here comes the boos.>>223223765No thanks
>>223223716Debatable, the whole Album is kino, a no skip album if you will. My uncle told me stories of going to see them in the late 90s and early 2000s in NY before they blew up, so jealous.
argentina is going to win after 0 shots on net
yamal shitting the bed
rorke babe she was trying to save the bloody seagull
do you lot know about x reels
how do I stop wasting my life
merinotime
>>223223782he's been a bit shit all tournament
>>223223788start doing this
bedtime is 10pm. wouldve been able to sleep on time had they not done the retarded halftime show. fuming
funny how the france vs england goals had 10 goals and this one is going to be 0-0, a big fuck you to everyone.
asking chatgpt how to fix my social anxiety
>>223223779hes not allowed to walk like that
full house? who gives a fuck
MESSI YOU MIDGET FREAK I HAVE £500 ON YOU TO SCORE A HATRICK YOU LITTLE GAY CUNT
thankfully real football stars in a couple weeks, even if it's only practice games
tesco sunderland opening times
Mousey put his whole UC packet on Argentina to win before 90 without extra time
im going to beat all your bums :p
>>223223807did it tell you to stop talking to a machine and go outside
first night ive been able to cover my body with the duvet since the heat waveoh it lush
My teeth are fucked
riggi doing nowt
>>223223807>how to fix my social anxietyOvercoming social anxiety requires breaking the cycle of avoidance and challenging negative thought patterns. Start by consulting a professional or your GP to discuss Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT), the gold standard for treatment. You can find local NHS-approved therapy via the NHS Psychological Therapies (IAPT)
Merino to score, it will mercifully be over soon
american in the ukbrits: fuck off yank our values are incompatiblepaki or blackie in the ukbrits: he's as british as you and i you bloody racist
practising conversation with sophisticated AI
>>223223828um x
>>223223841ktim
If you’re really really drunk and then you do a line of cocaine does it sort you out ?Sorry I don’t do drugs
>>223223835what are you saying?
>>223223821the big one by the stadium is shut
>>223223817Actually it starts in about a month
they're calling it the worst world cup final of all time.
>>223223850both you and ranjeet should be shot. now fuck off back to /cum/ you golem
Have you ever been to Japan?
something deeply wrong about martinezi heard he tried to feed a carrot to a bus thinking it was a donkey
>>223223861yeah the two times ive taken cocaine ive been on the verge of passing out and after taking a couple of lines I felt as fresh as I did at the start of the night
I practice my Greek on people on the street and in stores and street cats
>>223223821i was in sunderland 2 years ago thats a rough joint the museum and winter gardens are nice but fucking hell. roker beach pier wasnt even open
>>223223850yanks see this and don't get the hint
>>223223884seems like everyone born between 96 and 05 did a japan trip in the last couple of yyears, including mme
>>223223881*stays*
>>223223850Someone with brown or black skin who was born and raised in the UK is BritishSome random white fat fuck from America is not BritishGlad I could clear that up
>>223223884No but I'd love to visit their record stores
>>223223891did you feel good or just sober? how did you feel the next day? ive heard coke can clean up a hangover like it never existed
>>223223891Wow ok thanks
I've spent 15 years on 4chan
right well i'm not staying up if it goes to half time
>williams spain are stealing our blacks
JapaneseChineseDirty KneesWhat are these?
>>223223850paki or blackie born and raised here is far more compatible than cody who will try to shoot you for crossing a road too slowly then shag his own sister
I've spent 4 years on 15chan
>>223223891love that about cocaine, love cocaine >>223223861yeah
>>223223615>>223223547love emhttps://www.reddit.com/r/RubberSissies/
>>223223856you first :D
>>22322392320 for mejust a fucking kid
>>223223861not really, your body turns it into cocaethylene
argie bastards
i meant extra time
>>223222970it's all head-ooooohhhi get it
>>223223923That's longer than I've been alive
>player called simeone>is a cunt
The Argentine goalie has kept them in it
shes locked in
argentina might be the worst world cup finalists of all time
this is the worst match I'v seen, regret watching it
genuinely think this is the worst game of football ive ever seen
>>22322392315 years on the chanNot a fuckin peep
>>223223982wonder what her fanny tastes like
england lost to this lol
this dodgy streaming site has been showing two blokes shagging each other instead of the world cup finalbeen glued to the screen for 80 minutes feel like a right mug
>>223224007Probably fucking awful desu
Liverpool vs spurs CL final was worse
>>223223995same, this is shit.
>>223224008the falklands are just that important to them, thinking about it gives them the same freak strength that mothers get when their kids are trapped under cars
such an exciting world cup fina-zzzz
>>223224019Link?
>>223224019kek gp
bratty fernandez
>0 shotsimagine if their first shot wins them the world cup
We need to retake the Falklands
>>223223995>>223224002at least the halftime show made up for it
>>223224050imagine if that first shot was a wrongly awarded penalty
>>223224007chicken chow mein
imagine if
>>223224041stinktwinks.net/world-cup-final.mp3
a gril once invited me to study in her room back in uni and I was so wrapped up in my uni work that I said no sorry I've got a system and it would throw me off and it was only a year later I realised what I'd done
>>223224019post of the year
>>223223964So what are the two other guys on about?
>>223224055It didnt i hate you and I hate your stupid fucking country
>>223224090maybe she was inviting you back to kill you
>>223224090did you at least get a good job
>>223224019sc
>>223224090were her tits nice
Really hope Spain win it with some shitty late goal, maybe even an OG, sort of thing this shit match deserves
I want to have sex with Chinese men in dresses and I feel no shame whatsoever
>>223224083jonathan mcafee raping me to death and blowing up my computer
>>223224055was happy to see Ronaldo and Ronaldinho
>>223224104I'm black so hating me is racist
>>223224134>>223224134>>223224134
>>223224132can you change your name to Employed Bulgarian
right well this seems like the perfect time for the cartel and jihadist cells to launch their attacks
>>223224090
>>223224110yeah, cushty wfh position lad
>>223224103i dont fucking know
>>223223407the civilised
