Soccer is so fucking gay lmao, no wonder it's popular with euros and third worlders
I don't wanna hear an American speak about football when he doesn't even know how the sport works.
>>223227235YesWatching the National Fatball League with 11 minutes of action for 3 hours of game is better
Tbf so is football. Watching other people play sports while you sit on your fat ass is always going to be cringy no matter which you're watching.
>>223227274HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>223227235You call it "Succer" because traditionally any yankoid playing against another national team gets to suck cock
>>223227274They love their corporative FATball
>>223227235Soccer would be a good sport if only white people played desu. It relies too much on an honor system similar to paintball and such. Since meds and latinos can't be honorable you get shit like this
>>223227366brits/irish aren't and have never been honorable, you're stereotyped as loud drunkards, not as an autistic follower of the rules like dutch, germans or scandis, you will never be a true germanic
>>223227366>>223227294>>223227235A FOOTBALL player covers 12 km per gameA FATball player covers 2 km per game
>>223227235>t.
btw, this thread exposes american shitball>>>/sp/1569981273 hours long, 11 minutes of playthis is why it will die as a "sport" when the US becomes a third world country
>>223227294The ad breaks disguised as hydration breaks ain't staying. Your Superbowl tier half-time breaks ain't staying.Football won. America lost.
>>223227235Soccer is pretty gay
>>223227235i didnt even know that was possible. you can make a person do a flip by kicking them in the feet???
>>223227235t.
>>223227530shit like this is staying thoughwhat a gay ass sport for retards
>>22322752595% of a soccer match is just players kicking the ball back and forth each other then flopping on the ground and crying when someone gets near them
all the divegrass gifs and webms i've saved from /sp/ are losthad so many of them
>>223227235Say the line Bart
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>>223227235Yeah, nah, bro. Your "football" involves fat sweaty men playing grab ass and piling on other men while making orgasmic grunting noises, even though nubile young female cheerleaders are right there on the sidelines. Now that's gay.
>>223227235Your national sport is a gayer version of Rugby stfu
>>223227235Every WC I go into with an open mind, but I only come away bored and slightly more homosexual. Sudacas and Nafris I understand, but I can't believe there are Europeons who are genuinely entertained by this "sport"
>>223231529>but I can't believe there are Europeons who are genuinely entertained by this "sport"It's literally, unironically, genuinely, the most popular male activity in Europe from Moscow to Lisbon. If you don't at least know the basics of football in Europe you're committing social suicide>t. Grew up in France, Germany, Scotland and Portugal
>>223231576Your dad was in the army?
>>223227366Our team honored it and got eliminated by the English pansies acting and faking throughout the entire game
>>223227530is this a prayer
>>223227235Pretty much. Soccer has always sucked balls and I'm reminded of that every 4 years. Thank god I don't watch that shit outside of the wc because even the wc fucking sucks.Worst part is soccer fans defend all the flopping and diving. Absolutely buck broken.
>>223227235>no wonder it's popular with euros and third worlders>WC held in the U.S.A>fully sold out>Camera is always showing some mutt celebs>POTUS was there>/sp/ footy threads full of usa flags(proclaiming how they dont actually care about football every other minute)So I guess U.S.A belongs in the third worlders bracket
it sucked so much balls and was so boring that murricans had to cheat and still lost
>>223231865There’s no real sports going on right now so nothing better to do. People here treated this as basically just being like the Olympics, except your country can get eliminated so once we were out everyone stopped watching
>>223227235What's gay about that clip? Am I missing something?
Soccer is gay and retarded
>>223232453Nothing. Americans are just deeply insecure about their own masculinity so they call everything but themselves gay to feel better about themselves.
>>223227483What a fucking loser lmao
>>223227235Is that what he got sent off for? How is that his fault?
refball is a slapstick physical acting competition, it's a bit like wrestling except you do it for the ref to punish the opponent instead of the audience's joy
>>223227235This world reminded me once again why I didn't watch a single game in last 10 years. Probably the worst "sport" out there
>>223227478>A FATball player covers 2 km per gameTHAT MUCH?
>>223227462>>223231704it's been culturally annihilated by latins anyway, it's already a race to the bottom so playing it like a normal sport is untenable But if you look at sports that are still actually anglo still nobody acts like that. And players that do look like that get absolutely destroyed by the media
>>223236413>But if you look at sports that are still actually anglo still nobody acts like that. And players that do look like that get absolutely destroyed by the mediaWhich supports are you referring to?
>>223229203trvke
>>223227274Doesn't matter it's full of gay theater he is right
Enough with the wogball threads
>>223227530>>223227294>>223227235literally every fall in this game is fake. have some sportsmanship for fuck's sake. what a joke. gypsy sport.
>>223236460cricket just stigma keeps people basically in linethe rugbys, AFL, Ice hockey, baseball they'll fight you for getting out of line can't imagine hurling or gaelic would be too far offno idea about fatball but thats a whole different kind of bureaucratic negotiation bullshit which is barely a sport at this point Hockey is pretty bitchy to be fair but thats because it's just about milking penalty corners
>>223231865We have a lot of shitholers here yeah
Infamous lunch money sport
>>223227235it's the origin of the brownoid immigrants, they see this shit on as children and learn that screaming "IM A VICTIM. IM A VICTIM" gives them free shit
If we are honest, the op is only mocking football because he was born in America and the people responding are only defending it because they were not born in America, its not like either of these two categories are actually came to be interested in their respective sports because of their individuality, but because they were born in a certain country.However, op, I will tell you that i dont care about soccer beyond the wc, and i only care because its about the rivalries between countries, where they get to say they outperformed the entire world, so that is why, but i dont watch european or local football.I also saw some clips and I realized that American football can also be quite entertaining.
It's a bunch of theatre kids who run around and kick a ball
>>223227235They should take notes from our sport (although it is also going downhill fast with horrendous umpiring and tweaks every year, plus holding players at gunpoint with their media propaganda)
>>223232453>>223234744blind homosexuals better kys before the aids do
>>223237579is bro ok?
>>223237600Unironically yes 100% fine to play a week later. Also taking this opportunity to highlight that our crowds have many QTs (went for the first time this decade, was surprised how many hotties there are. What am I doing on 4chinz every night?!)
so if im correct, they biggest feat in american football is avoiding a lot of people and I saw a clip of someone jumping over someone else. In soccer, it is the bicycle kick and being able to keep the ball as many people try to take it away from you. Both sports are great you know, but only one of them has international prestige and gathers international attention, but America is a big country so football is still a pretty big deal.
>>223237291>cricket
>>223227235Only way thirdies can get to civilization is ball or gun.
>>223237579After watching rugby and also getting more into ice hockey, i simply can't watch soccer. It just oozes with a feminine third world energy that I can't stand.
>>223237712you're killing it right now to be fair which does prove the point
>>223237579>>223237637>p-please watch our sportpathetic
>>223232453The argie got a red card because the other retard ran into him and did a flip
>>223227235Why don't they ever stop diving? Did none of their coaches ever teach them sportsmanship growing up?
>>223227235He didn't fly so good
>>223237637>Fact: criminals tend to be ugly>Fact: prisons are rammed full of ugly people>Fact: Australia was a British penal colony >Fact: Australians are way more attractive than British peopleHow did this happen?
>>223237990>Fact: I am singlehandedly bringing the average down
>>223227281
>>223227235>they aren't wearing kneepads and helmets in contact sports>we don't do that in AMERICA
>>223236460Hockey of course. The last predominantly white sporthttps://youtu.be/pUa6c7DNmQY?si=3oSvXn-zu7MKUby0
>>223237156The point of dive grass is to overdramatically pretend your opponent tripped you so you can bitch to the ref to get a penalty shot or the other player kicked off the field. Truly the brownest sport of them all. Even the NBA criticizes players that do that shit
>>223227235You are still seething about the fact that you've cheated and still lost lmao
>>223237579oof
>>223239549is that ball filled with mcd burgers?
>>223227281yes. American Football players at least aren't the bunch of pussies that football players are
>>223227462>you're
>>223239922They wear a full set of body armor and big helmets because they're so scared of getting hurt. How are they not pussies?
>>223231640Diplomat
