Simon Weston edition
>>223227440rorkes da
>>223227440monke
>>223227440Rorkes da
Need my arse shagged
>>223227440rorke's da
Did a poo and honestly, it was terrible, very messy and had to hose it off to clean up properly (no I didn't save this post for the new I swear)
nani!? rorke da!?
what do I do now?
Where’s Rorke got to
>>223225913>>223225925>>223225954https://www.eporner.com/video-ZNqpjpZBLLm/tiny-miny-ffm/
>>223227440so this is rorke's da
Reddit
>>223227501i don't find asian women attractive
>>223227501leftypol's sister
>>223227527ok
I will fight for Argentina and help return Islas Malvinas to its rightful owners!
>>223227501right then. thanks sir keir
>>223227538*walks away*
leftypol...
hm, i dunno. she didn't even HINT at this in the books.
>>223227544yes! kick out the argie scum who have invaded the falklands!
>>223227563That was a funny video
dementia don strikes again
>>223227501Corr, I bet she's squirming horribly, dying to take a massive shit. We're talking a monumental, craggy, pringles-can sized goliath here. Days, nay, weeks of constipatory grief. It's like dried cement in there. An oak bough lodged up her bumhole. That little flimsy article flossing away at her chafed-up ringpiece probably hasn't helped matters at all. Unfortunately, reports say that all that irritation finally kicked her dormant guts straight into gear the moment Shakira's half-time special came on, so Anya, the wily creature, thought she'd artfully nip off to the special celeb-only portaloo and finally pinch a long overdue loaf. Trouble is, that dastardly Matt Damon got there seconds before her, and very much like the Homeric hero he just recently played, he's been suffering a heroin-induced constipation odyssey of his own making. There wasn't even a chance for poor Anya. Chris Nolan himself was standing guard with a look on his face that spelt 'don't even try lass'. It was right back to the stands for her. She was so clogged up that she couldn't even manage a fart. Poor girl had so much gas trapped inside that it drove her famous eyeballs a few more centimetres apart.
>>223227564not a troon but I sometimes think she's a bit mental
Shagging my cushions
>>223227563>i’m gonna tase him>HER!>ok, I’m gonna tase her
>>223227564mad how people disagree with any of those things
>>223227564Clearly you lack media literacy and failed to read between the lines
>>223227563absolutely insane the way he jumped at the police officer with his fists clenched shouting SHEEEEEEEEEEcould have gone a LOT fucking worse that
Outting today with the family, now back to the incel hovel
Led by Donkeys have given Andy Burnham the thumbs-up. No pranks will be performed upon him.
>>223227564snape did all of thisthen dumbledore killed he/him for thisare you asking questions yet
>>223227537>>223227549>>>/gif/30915575Here's a clip from the video on /gif/
do you think kane can win the ballon d'or now
:(
got a bit of the old tennis elbowdon't even play tennis
>>223227564you're a rapist harry
are leftists committed to anything beyond mass immigration and transgenderism at this point?
>>223227647lot of wanking yeah
Just want to shag prime Remy LacroixIt not right
crashing this plane, with no survivors
>>223227668well you can't so be quiet
>>223227653yep
>>223227653mmm no don't think so
>>223227653umm actually it's about clement attlee's 1948 health policyyou wouldn't want china's olympic ceremony to be better than ingerland's, would you?
writing a fanfiction where dumbledore forcefully transitions children
>>223227677tell me about rorkewhy does he get no bitches
>>223227634what is wrong with youdo you ever post about things other than tiktok whores and porn
>>223227733hello
>>223227723he's got the 'tism
A female friend of mine is trying to get me to go to a town that's an 18 minute drive away so I can shag her
:3
>>223227733Digits
I watched all 104 games live lads.Despite having a 9-5 and taking no time off work (got away with it thanks to WFH mostly).Can't believe I did that.Definitely happy to not watch a single football match for 2 years straight now though.Probably never again in all honesty.
>>223227742what's stopping you?
committed to wanking and pooing
>>223227743cute
ooh man I am cooked tonight lads
DTFIC is the most wave generating poster that hasn't posted here in at least 8 months.
>>223227753Don't mean this in a mean way, but I got a powerful wave of despair reading this post lad.
>>223227753What are your top 5 matches this world cup then?
>>223227753Why did you do it
Where on Earth is Staffordshire flag?
>>223227753think i watched about 95 myself
>>223227743Devil dog Tubs would be getting a masonry hammer between the fucking eyes if I saw this
>>223227789me too in a waywanted to OD on football and believe I succeded I gave up video games by just playing 24/7 with Fallout 4 until I disgusted myself beyond belief.Feel like I've achieved that again.That's how you quit a habit you know.
>>223227811I watched 67
>>223227743every pitbull I've met has been nicei know what the statistics say but it's hard for me to see a pitbull wagging its tail and want it deadstill basically support the ban and that but still
Yeah I shagged 1000 women to quit sex
spain won
>>223227733
enjoyed rodri and infantino both trying to get trump off stage
>>223227753Why? So many were at silly o'clockI probably watched maybe 20 or less
>>223227653depends if you mean ‘leftists’ in socialist states/the global south or ‘leftists’ in the imperial core
>>223227820>I gave up video games by just playing 24/7 with Fallout 4Well you didn't did youYou did not play it "24/7" you fucking boring liar
>>223227733Does it upset you?
>>223227770The Lord
my bum is out
>>223227804Argentina vs EgyptArgentina vs Cape VerdeMexico vs EnglandParaguay vs Turkey (was just hilarious that Turkey had a billion shots against 10 man Paraguay and couldn't score)Iran vs New ZealandEngland-France doesn't count because it's basically a friendly imo
>>223227810Not as shit as the Worcestershire flag
>>223227869>it's basically a friendlynope it isn't next
>>223227857Taking figures of speech literally is a sign of Autism, you know
>>223227869Bro was taking notes
>>223227841fus ro dah
>>223227864this inspires no reaction in meit's like looking at a wall
Ive been playing sexy bastard 24/7Still not bored of it haha
>>223227865Kind of mental he gave us these desires and then said they're bad. Never understood religion myself.
>>223227882it is thoughlook at how much urgency France were jogging back for England's 3rd goalIt was fun but it was also inconsequential as fuck
can we temporarily make talking about football a bannable offense now please?
>>223227899Aha, you calm down, tiger x
>>223227887mr binbles was here to call ziedy a wigger cuck for about 3 posts earlier
>>223227845desu on top of being a football autismo I'm also an international autismoIt amalgamates my two favourite things. I'm the same way with the Summer Olympics albeit slightly less so.
>>223227891I don't look up autism symptoms enough to know, no. Evidently you do you fucking bore.
The morra we lock in
>>223227925/brit/ is a normie general
>>223227937lmao done
>>223227937You're the boring one here mate
>>223227925it's world cup final day ladfootball talk will plummet from nowyou'll get your little FAIRY wish
>>223227937Evidently you’re rattled, autismlad
>>223227925Ah yes of course Rorke wants to stop talking about football so we can instead talk about black people, all day, every day, for the next 100 years
>>223227928https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tnum/223216275/deleted/deleted/screamer
>>223227937>I don't look up autism symptoms enough to knowwell you only need to do that once don't younot like it's esoteric info
>>223227937got him phoneposting the tears over this one
>HOW TO EVADE BAN - SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT - EVEN NIGGER>step 0: say "nigger" on 4chan in 2026
now that the dust has settled, was this really a yellow?
Me?Niggerlad
disney films kind of set me up for failure honestly, thought women were all princesses when I was a poncey little kid and then seeing a bukkake scene shared on the playground in secondary school kind of traumatised menever really believed in beauty since that day
>>223227962>No politics >No sports>No pornographic discussions >No blogposting about ourselvesso what are we allowed to talk about on /brit/?
just woke up lads, fell asleep during the match haha glad to see spain won
>>223227966You have to wonder what set him off honestly considering he said he wasn’t gonna come again and evidently he’d been here a little while before he started posting
>>223227991No it was a red
messi was right to try and get cucarella sent off. if you watch messi he's literally never involved in any shenanigans. cucurella approaches him and is about to say something untoward before he checks himself. why approach someone who is literally just standing there? messi has never been dirty. during any kind of incident he is always just standing waiting patiently to beat someone within the game time. so if someone wants to try and get to him he has every right to have VAR review it
>>223227962
>>223227841kill AI slop
>>223227991yesthat was retarded but I can half symapthise with going for it in the 94th minute of the game and a single play can end the entire tournamentwhy was he so retarded to get the first yellow by calling the ref the n word though I'll never know
>>223227962our team is literally 90% bame
rorke tracking down argentinian news channels for world cup final highlights so he can comment "The Falklands are British"
>>223227995Poo seal
>>223227925football is british culture by any definition
>>223227991embarrassing being rotated that easily desu
>>223227991Yes. Do Argie rats really look at that and struggle to comprehend it as a foul?
>>223228029omfdz
>>223228029rorke's da
Where's Argentina with their Falklands banner at now? Cunts.
>>223228015not literally 90% bame though is it
kek, so the argies had big chimp out when they lost
>>223228029
don't be rude to this argiehe's nice
>>223228065haven't thought about this in yonks
doing a sad
>>223228064Ah yes, very white reaction
>>223228064Spanish player fucking shit himself LOL
>>223227991who even got carded for that
>>223228064serves them rightthe falklands are british
>>223228065Screaming
>>223227991both going for the ballbarely any contactred shirt guy oversells his fallhow is this a penalty at allwhat kind of gay ass sport do you foreigners watch
>>223228064whats so wrong with post match brawls?
frogposters are a scourge, example #941124
>>223227994You can get pip for thatPTSD from seeing sex You might also get awarded the incel component
still scream at that yank shouting 'FIGHT AND WIN, COME ON SEATTLE, FIGHT AND WIN' looking like neville longbottom
>>223228065Remember at school I was trying to get into some lass but the lad whose house we were in put on this dvd and kept interrupting us, insisting we watch. Bet he’s that Rorke you lads talk about
>>223228106not a penalty though is it
>>223228128From the Harry Potter series ok
>>223228064>Enzo Fernandez>Paredes>Romero>Lisandro Martinez>Molinahow does one team have so many braindead retards
>>223227898What about this?
>>223228107now you're thinkin like a canadian
the state lads
now that everything is over, i'll say it.I like messi, i like scaloni, i like emi martinez, the rest of them are a bunch of morons.
>World Cup is officially over>America can finally stop pretending to care about peaceIran gonna get cooked tomorrow
>>223228137ERA PENAL ERA PENAL
sir lad whose house we were in
>>223227898
>>223228159he's too right-wing for me
>>223228128screamohttps://youtu.be/5XOhDLUXuVs?si=7hzTM6m3UfhqgDQ-
>world cup watcher>former
>>223228148no
>>223228142nigga named ‘rosemary’
>>223228164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScSp4mGIrdE
>>223227994
>>223227544fake poster russian idiot i hate you! i will never support them bastard!
>>223228200you were ensouled by a dalit at conception
did the man kick the ball thendid he kick the ball thenkick the ball did hethe ball, he kickes it?the man indeed kicked the balla ball was kicked
>>223228200She Hulk on a mad one
>>223228175of course it's seattlegay ass city
>>223228207Wonder who the Tarantino of porn is
we spend the prime of our sleepless nights in mentally mangling our enemies, rending their entrails, wringing their veins, trampling each organ to mush and charitably leaving them the skeleton to enjoy
>>223228213it's the world cup final sweethearthow about you go get us some drinks from the fridge *gives you a slap on the arse*
1 week until the pull a stone out through my dick hole and leave this shit in there for a weekit's over for me
>>223228234would fucking love to be an alpha deano with a mrs to do this too but unfortunately am incel
Do you know how to properly kiss a girl?
i wish katie was next to me, not being alone would make me feel better.
>>223228277is that videogamedunkey?
>>223228265Holy moly
first crunch was phoebe cates in drop dead fred
>>223228265Tremendous slag post, big fella. Doing God’s work x
>>223228280the conquistador fighting spirit or something (o algo)
the manhaskicked the Ball !!
>>223228299*crush ffslol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZrAdpzB6hg
>>223228299CrunchNow thats an underrated choccy bar
Do you like board games?
messi worshipping scatalonians are seething lol
>>223228299for me, it's fast times
>>223228299You made a rip roaring cunt of that post, eh shagger?
>>223228332they all look like this which leads me to believe there is a biological component
sir rip roarer
>>223228342i did lolwhat am i like
i am willing to die for ukrainian freedom and i am not a fraud!
>>223228378Aha, we’ll all do it from time to time. Good shout tho, she’s a wee darlin. Funny film, too
kevin kline was 36 and phoebe cates was 20 when they metwoke of today would have gone ballistic
>Yes im a family manThe family
>>223228398deary deary me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6YXjFiOY6A
are they going to photoshop trump out of the picture lol
Ominous thumbnail
>>223228400gore do not click
right well i'm not clicking that am i
ominous thumbnailshall not be clicking that
>>223228305
>>223228422Still howl at this
>>223228280messi took losing well atleast.
only operation you'll ever be engaged in is a 2AM raid on your fridge
*sings quietlynigggaaaa
>>223228417>>223228418>>223228421fannies
>>223228414I should sleep soonI hear the bell a-tollinI feel the loom a-loomin
I absolutely fucking hate Scots now. Used to like them. But if they're going to hate me for being English then I'll hate them for being Scottish. Simple as.
>>223228414me after working a night shift
what'll it be bossman
>>223228468most annoying thing for them is to ignore themthey're fueled by our attentionthey crave it deeply
>>223228452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0iEpfcTuw
>>223228485The "KFC"
>>223228468they’re a pathetic lot desu
>>223228485mental how good koreans are at fermentation
>>223228485>Soondoobooscr
>>223228507Rorke
>>223228468>used to like themthat's a lie
>>223228507abominable creature
>>223228487No, they've been getting away with shitting on us forever. No more. Time they got a taste.
>>223228507humiliation ritual
>>223228521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8Well, we lost, don't look back in anger i guess.
Mousey my mateCome back to us
>>223228485>No galbitang or sundaegukIt's a no from me
>>223228485yeah i'll get the uhh jajangmyeon
>>223228485Utter woke nonsense
>>223228539you won the last one and sharing is caring
reddit didn't like that post match brawl it seems, its all over the front page.
Alright one final webm before we're done for the day
>>223228521Why wouldn't I? That's the general English attitude towards Scots. Fondness. Now all English should know how misplaced that fondness is. You don't cuddle a dog that's trying to bite you. From now on, I see a Scot, I let him know how I feel. And I'm not eating shortbread and oats and other Scottish shite any more. They probably piss in the whiskey they send down here.
>>223228520Well hello my lovely inscrutable Asian queen. Care to sample my BWC?
watching this "First Dates" show on Channel 4makes me hate the human race in all honesty
>>223228526
>>223228572>They probably piss in the whiskey they send down hereas they should
>>223228569boring old webms unc
>>223228572Rattled lol
>>223228581If hatred means I'm crying then Scots have been crying for centuries. You're in no position to say hating your enemy means they win.
>>223228588Because they're filthy animals and they should be true to their nature?
Sverigetraden are geekposting again
It’s been since day 1 of the tournament. A couple of lads on here seething because the jocks were endearing themselves to the locals and they got buttmad over it for some reason. They still are.
>>223228621milk
>>223228641I don't care what other nations think about Scotland. If they want to kiss yank arse that's up to them. I hope the yanks know how the two-faced Scots really feel about them.
>10 King of the Hill episodes out tomorrowyepeverything's coming up milhouse
>>223228666Omg you’re obsessed!! lol
>>223228641no it's because scots are weird and always post about england
>>223228670Nice bit of kino to look forward to :)
English women are alright
Aff tae bed
>>223228675you're a broken record
It's calm now, the excitement has left everyone tired
I want to have...... Sex!!!
>>223228685you can't run the obsessed gimmick after this world cup
>>223228675Any time I've seen a Scot identify himself on here it's been to hate on England. They were the most passionate fans watching the world cup, but not when they were watching Scotland, but when they were hating on England. I'm just saying they should get the same treatment back at them. That's not obsession, it's just fairness. Not that a Scot would understand that concept.
>>223228707oops meant to respond to this>>223228675
>>223228730
>>223228485this better be a state with a better than $15 minimum wage
>>223228695nini x
>>223228697And you’re a sensitive crying little bitch who takes the bait EVERY time. Anyway, night night, babes, enjoy obsessing over Scottish people for some reason x
>>223228663tit woman
>sporransLMAO
>>223228745keep spending your entire dedicated to thinking about England
I will never fix my rotator cuff injury
>>223228770a doctor will do that for you
Lads cheer up, Spain won the cup
>>223228745Scots have a full on red-faced meltdown if an English person takes the piss out of your ridiculous accent. You're a joke.
>>223228745you can't see the way scots have acted for a month and say english people are obsessedit just doesn't work
>>223228783Well deserved by the way, amazing performance against a disgusting brutish Argentina that tried to bully their way to a win. BRAVO ESPANA
>>223228788deranged cartoon
Is it unacceptable to have a hero who's younger than you are?As I transition into uncdom, I've found sports less and less tolerable. Can't be getting into this zoomie shite.
>>223228788that isnt true english woman would be jealous of the spanish girls lovely tan
Sex with English women
>>223228788screechingbut in all seriousness not a single spaniard wishes they looked like we do
>>223228801yearole model should be your dad
>world cup 2026
>>223228813our women are more beautiful than theirs
uh, britisher sisters
>>223228817're good at bait
>>223228724>they should get the same treatment back scotland are so shit there’s not even any point it would be like seething about st lucia or bhutan
>>223228783Honestly never been so happy to see another country win
>>223228816big fan of burton batman
>>223228829not baitactually go to spain, they're swarthy hobbits
>>223228821So who owns gran canaria? Surely not Spain since the islands are off the coast of Africa and not Spain...
>>223228845think you're getting them confused with mexicans lad
>>223228833Same, me and my mate were cheering that win almost as much as for England.
>>223228856The existence of chihuahuas does not disprove the existence of pugs
>>223228833bet you're the same cunt criticising scotland for cheering when england lost
>>223228877yes I am, what of it?
>>223228877bit of a difference between wanting another team to win against the team we lost to vs spending all your smack money buying a shirt to support whatever team we're going against lol
>>223228877english people don't do things like this
we're all in here
>>223228884>>223228897>>223228903bit hypocritical lol
62 year old pornstarbeautiful womanshe takes her clothes offthe state of her pusslooks like it's about to fall offnot a fan in all honesty
>>223228903screech
>>223228871sir richard dogkins
>>223228903they were regretting that when they had to sell their ps5 for smack
>>223228877Were English fans taking down Argentina flags? No. Spain played better, cleaner football and deserved to win. We're not screeching about the evil Argies 24/7 (even though they invaded our people in living memory and killed our soldiers trying to defend those islands). But with the Scots it never ends. The world cup was just another chance for them to demonstrate how much of their mental bandwidth is occupied by England.
>>223228913Was it Nicole Dupapillon, longest labia in Britain?
I'm Scottish and I supported England :)
>>223228903Guarantee that household doesn't own a Scottish flag. Scotland isn't even a country. It's just a pile of miserable England haters.
What has the BBC ever done for me?
>>223228974Sent a TV license cunt round to my house to be humiliated when I wouldn't let him in to search for a telly lol
>>223228910literally everyone except scots and israelis was supporting spain
why didnt god help the argies win?
>>223229026>>223229026>>223229026
