You wake up in America
Set of Arrested Development... home...
>>223230429i enjoy going to places walking so i go back
>>223230429You could vaporize that entire development and not a single worthwhile person would be gone. I refuse to believe that anyone with an actual soul or character could chose to live in that shit.
>>223230429I live close enough to a mall that I could walk to itIt's just a billion degrees outside so I don't want to
>>223230429woah just like my spongebob episode
>>223230429How much does one of those cost?
>>223230429>OMG A HECKIN UNIFROMED KENTUCKY NEIGHBORHOOD IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN A EUROPOOR TOWER BLOCK
>>223230593We don't have those kinds of developments in Texas but I imagine it's a low income development. These probably are pretty cheap. Maybe $200k depending on the state.
>>223230639Whats the appeal of even living in suburbs im assuming you can buy a detached house somewhere else right.
>>223230429this shit creeps me out, it's like being stuck in some dimensionsl loop you can never escapeguess I'm happy with my commieblock after all
>>223230804you've watched Vivarium right?
>>223230867They cant be a problem in every city right?
>lmao at Americans living in their cookie cutter wooden tract houses thirty minutes away from civilization>Also does anyone know how houses in America are so cheap??? You can buy an entire house there for the cost of a 1br apartment in my perfect walkable European city!!!
>>223230593$249k apparently
>>223230488If only all of you thought like this
>>223230985>cul-de-sac instead of a connection to the strip mall>not even a sidewalk connection for those north-south streets past some housesThis country is a fucking clownshow, how did we fuck up our cities this badly
>>223231079>sidewalk connectionwalk on the grass dumb ass nigga
>>223231093and jump the fence
>>223231093I can but what about your average shartmarter on a motor scooterActually I just looked at Google maps, that isn't even a strip mall, it's an apartment complex. Walking to the grocery store is 20 minutes with no sidewalk for a good chunk of it. Walking to the closest anything else is impossible because the save a lot grocery store connects straight to the freeway.Richmond just looks like a hellscape over all. Closest city that looks habitable for humans and not just humanoid cattle is Lexington. Louisville and Covington also look nice from what I know
>>223231175Holy kek
>>223230429Boomees love this shit
>>223231178thats a 2min bike ride
>>223231579there are no bike racks to lock to at the grocery store so you'd be rolling the dice every time.
>>223231621i just take my bike inside
Add trees, kids playing in/near street and a nearby wooded park and you have paradise