Modigliani edition
Another day of my remote working job with no work assigned. It's like I'm still a NEET but get my bennies from a company rather than the Job Centre. How is this sustainable?
Black pussy changed rorke subedition
willy poo
>>223235343you can still have kids but you should raise them to be orthodox christians so they can go to heaven whether they survive or not
the anne widdeclobber had mental health
>>223235380because the economy isnt real and i have an arse FULL of poo right now
all women should be arrested
How does a brown girl get a uk bf?
>>223235380it isn't hence gdp per cepita continuing to go downand uk productivity hrorifically low lolour economy is so fucked
>>223235380Ktiiiim, spent the morning so far playing online backgammon now I'm going to make a coffee
>>223235355Have heard Modigliani from artsy girls who cant draw but stydied design in uni
Got dentist but just want to lie in bed and wank
>>223235394get me a green card
blackedgammon
>>223235406grim boy
standing at the sink chugging cup after cup from my short little glasses thinking to myself I need to buy bigger glasses then forgetting all about it the second I leave the sink for 8 years
>>223235388It wasnt political rorke.
>>223235412sxrim
>>223235385They will be baptised of course and raised orthodox
LMAOOOOOO
>>223235411What’s that
>>223235417it was a standard home invasion and coshing
>>223235394What kind of brown?
Oh no! Emma Watson did a big stinky!
on indeed, not having fun x
>>223235434free me from the cowards in this crap hole country make me a us citizen today
>>223235447Fuck off emmafreak
Blacked out my gourd
mad how i'm a virgin
there's a wasp invading my incel chamber
>>223235441One of a kind
Told my dad what if i had an Indian gf or wife and he rorked out
>>223235394Don't be a lying selfish abusive whore and you'll be a better catch than 95% of women here.
>>223235426National holiday for that performance?
>WC over>no euros next year>no olympics next yearnot right is it
>>223235461kek this is me
>>223235482The Ashes next summer lad. We can look forward to losing to Australia again.
>>223235482rugby wc ladget it togetherashes again next year too
news is doing a story about a woman getting full on bashed by her like 12 year old son half her sizeshe reckons he gets her on the ground and slams her head in the concrete and I'm thinking right well don't let him do that then
>>223235425good mandon't try to redpill them too hard, just be there to answer questions truthfully and gently steer them right, if you push it on them they will rebel against you
Got cautioned at work for slagging off the Indian lot that handle the calls
just watched oppenheimer. cant believe how shit that was, not gonna bother watching the odyssey anymore
>Searching for posts that contain ‘blacked’ and in ‘gb’. Returning only first 5000 of 12850
>>223235482Is there some sort of rugby thing on next year? Feels like that should be coming up at some point
>>223235500Yeah thats what im planning, thats reasonable
>>223235509
Lel
don't think I'll ever get into cricket, don't really know where to start
>>223235551screm
>>223235509All from one belgian flag
>>223235498In Australia unfortunately, going to be on at shit times
I watch a movie every single day it’s an addiction
ktimmers
>>223235552For me its the childish version of cricket for idiots that we call french cricket
>>223235575ktim
>>223235502When I worked for a car insurance company handling claims there was a big offshore department in India that handled a portion of the brand. Sometimes we'd have to go into their claim files and without exception they were always totally fucked. The way to describe it is like they were less than the sum of their parts. Like there was no big picture view being taken by these Indian workers, no nuance. They would never be able to account for any sort of natural deviation from a process. You'd go into a file describing a car accident from like 4+ years ago that had gone nowhere because none of the 30 indians who had been in it had thought to pick up the phone or send an email or seemingly... do anything.
>>223235479How can I meet one if I live all the way in yankville?
>>223235570yup just looked it upfuck sakeanother timezone rip for usalthough better to have the games at midday than 2am like with the footie
will johnny wilkinson be playing?
>>223235571my lifes a movie so i technically watch multiple a day. get fucked
>>223235571I heard tom cruise does that. He has his own cinema. Do you have a projector? You can get a cheap one plus the blackout curtains, hdmi extension cable, stand etc that you need for about £150-200. You don't need a screen just a massive blank wall.
>>223235602Stop I don’t want to kiss you get off me
>>223235602me too, it's called the 40 year old virgin
>>223235609>You don't need a screen just a massive blank walldream date idea: watching a movie on ruby's forehead then shagging her into a coma
>>223235602change the channel marge
>>223235551If this were Americans in Europe refusing to abide by some custom everyone would be screeching about how rude and uncouth they are
literally sitting in my car at McDonald's just sitting here not wanting to go into work. fuck I hate working, honestly might quit tonight, had a bloody gut full
>>223235639corr could murder a big tasty right now
>>223235590Many such cases, one friend fixing their shit on a daily comes to mind. Do companies are better off like that in the end being innaficient for the cost of paying them less money
>>223235639Do you work in McDonalds or have you just stopped there for a mcmuffin?
>>223235662both
mad how he just disappeared off the face of the earth
>>223235591You just did.You could get into online gaming. You'll get shit tons of attention from blokes from all over the world. Unfortunately they'll be gamers but some of them will be English. There's probably a better way but that's my best idea off the top of my head.
doing a read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Great_Black_Britons
>>223235685vaguely recall he became unwell or somethinganyway his daughter could get it
>>223235639Are Australians working their way towards renaming their major cities to abo names? Looking at match schedule for the Rugby World Cup and they're listing Melbourne/Narrm and Sydney/Wangal
LET IT BURN
When I worked at McDonalds I had it for lunch every day and now I cannot stomach even the smell
>>223235551>hey, can i get more than $2.83 per hour>no. you're fired for even askingRefusing to tip is just outing yourself as a cunt.
>>223235696iirc he got depressed, went to russia to do some experimental treatments not allowed in the US/europe, had a complete mental break, and has been hanging on by a thread ever sincei think his daughter is shilling some quack medical shit now (last i heard she was shilling carnivore diet)
>>223235703naurrm
>>223235630TRUEI'd be embarrassed to be with someone refusing to tip in America because we don't tip here, or they think they're making a political statement.
>>223235691buy this book lad, it's awful
>>223235719it wasn't even carnivore it was literally just beef, mostly beef fat and salt.
>>223235730rorkes bedtime read
>>223235730>>223235691according to that world cup AirBnb ad, Jamaicans brought their sound systems over here and that's how punk started
>>223235705Did you ever see that documentary about the trial of the pakistani man who pushed his wife off Arthur's Seat? It's actually a very good documentary, I recommend it. https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-push-murder-on-the-cliff
>>223235743lol what a fucking retard. i thought he was eating vegetables at one point but then stopped because he thought it was making him sick
>>223235705Why does it keep burning
>>223235750no but if pakis drop off it like lemmings and then it spontaneously combusts and sees off half of the sc*tch race, it'd be the greatest hill in history (after damon and kacey anne)
might go to wangal
>>223235719He got hooked on Benzos
Rorkeeeee
>>223235719She has like 3 different baby daddies. Must be allergic to johnnies or something.
>>223235730luv jamaican tingz...bombaclat
>>223235715Don't hate the player, hate the game
actually stimming like a mongo and i can't help it
>>223235804she also left her trad russian husband for tate
>>223235806side note
dont think ill be able to stop the waterworks during sir keir starmers final address. its already dripping down my leg
6 7 hahaha
>>223235820he's off to the slammer again
>>223235551Actually based
>>223235831again? what's he been up to this time the silly sausage
>>223235820there's always a bigger lobster
>>223235815what do you do for stimming?
>>223235839loves a bit of rape doesn't he.
>>223235690Thanks maybe that’s what I have to do
>>223235824sir colossal titan
pooing now
>>223235851odd little hand gestures x
tallest building in my area installed a safety net a week ago. cant have anything can i
>In 2016, Peterson restricted his diet to only meat and a few vegetables in an attempt to control his depression and the effects of an autoimmune disorder.>In mid-2018, he stopped eating vegetables altogether and continued eating only beef, salt, and water.>Mikhaila later stated that Peterson experienced a "violent reaction to a meat and greens only diet">Peterson was prescribed clonazepam for anxiety that reportedly began after this "violent reaction". The dose started at 0.5 mg/day in 2016 and had increased to 4 mg/day by 2020.>Peterson said that he made several attempts to reduce the dosage or stop the drug completely, but experienced "horrific" benzodiazepine withdrawal syndrome.>According to Peterson, in January 2020 he was unable to find North American doctors willing to place him into a medically induced coma as a treatment for his addiction. As a result he flew to Moscow, Russia to find a doctor who would perform the procedure.>Doctors in Russia reportedly diagnosed him with pneumonia in both lungs upon arrival and placed him into a medically induced coma for eight days, followed by four weeks in the intensive care unit, during which time he reported having suffered a temporary loss of motor skills.>In August 2020, Peterson's daughter announced her father had contracted COVID-19 during his hospital stay in Serbia.>Since August 2025, Peterson has been suffering from chronic inflammatory response syndrome. He was in an intensive care unit for three months, after being diagnosed with polyneuropathy, and later myopathy.>In April 2026, an update was released by Peterson's daughter, that he had been suffering from akathisia (a possible side effect of antipsychotics, antidepressants, and benzodiazepines).jesus fucking christ
>>223235856I don't know which games attract the least disgusting blokes, but maybe you could ask ChatGPT or something for ideas.
>>223235869do you flap your hands like a bird flaps its wings? i do that one when im excited
work in an office that only has me and 4 other blokes with 50+ women, a new person has just started and he absolutely mogs meits over
not one word
>>223235869not bad at all. i crank my neck and do a weird head gay porn dance.
would love it if starmer broke with tradition by bounding out of number 10 on all fours, did a poo in front of the gathered media then carried on down the road screeching
>>223235895yeah that too>>223235902i also do this kind of lel
>>223235909he could save this country by doing so
>>223235909No 2 Downing Street
>>223235895I do that in my sleep in order to fly and it always works
>>223235886>he was unable to find doctors willing to place him into a medically induced comaSame
>>223235924No 2 browning street
>>223235851>>223235869>odd little hand gestures x
talk talk's one of those bands where they get much better after their commercial success wore offtheir first two albums are uninteresting but laughing stock is fantastic
>>223235940number two browning shit
i have tics but wouldn't call it stimmingsometimes i can't stop moving my shoulders and saying quotes from the maskhave to turn my webcam off and mute my mic on teams regularly so i can do the shoulder dance and say "smoking!"genuinely hate my freak life
>>223235916mad how we are the same autistic creatures xx
>>223235953>have to turn my webcam off and mute my mic on teams regularly so i can do the shoulder dance and say "smoking!"actual fucking screaming
miss gordon brownnow that was a real leader
>>223235955xxxx
>>223235925Cor, I need a runway usually. I run up the street and dive onto my belly, and slide along on my belly until I take off like a plane.
There is a crosswind strong enough to warrant a sign in my town. The sign is of a windsock which is omnidirectional. It simply signals that a wind force might pull you any which way
>>223235509>Searching for posts that contain ‘baton’ and in ‘be’. 664 results found.
>>223235967xx
>>223235538hot for one of them
>>223235953shrieak
sometimes when I’m alone I’ll get a random flashback to something cringy from a decade ago and I’ll just shout obscenities out loud as a coping mechanism
>>223235416just drink directly out of the tap coward
>Paul Smith characterises his personality as "deeply neurotic, depressive, agitated, introverted, fearful of change and loss of control, and self-effacing but capable of extraordinary competitiveness."
Doing my anti bribery training
>>223235999Are you the bloke who lives in the front of my building?
always felt a little bit insulted when i'd have to do anti rape training course at school or unidoubt they've ever put any actual rapists off either
>>223235509cheating since it's multiple people>>223235983 >Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" fart|shit|poo|smell|sniff|stink|ass|bum|underwear|thong’ and in ‘US’. Returning only first 5000 of 7546 results found.
fuck me oblivion is a fun campy little “rpg”bit unstable and prone to crashing at random times but i keep putting hours into it
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and make me regret having a sense of smell.
>>223236030>anti rape training course at school or uniwtfwhen did this start?
>>223235662no I just stopped there for dinner>>223235703yeah, on the highway it has these gay nu-art things that have both drive safe and some gay shit in abospeak
and there he is
>>223236059it was always likeif you're going to kiss a girl and she says no do you:a) listen to her and stopb) ask her againc) kiss her anyway
>>223236030nobody does that. maybe your schools thought you were a potential raper
>>223236059Humiliation ritual for men.
>>223235983>Searching for posts that contain ‘hublot’ and in ‘Be’. 871 results found.
tbqh aussie blokes beat the abos fair and square, don’t understand why’d they feel guilty about 60iq vantablack bushpeople
>>223236091scream
>>223236060ffsi would make fun but our government does equally as embarrassing stuff
>>223236045I've been doing this for 9 years so naturally I'm going to have a lot of Emma posts.
>>223236059coincidentally when millions of rapists started entering the country. just a coincidence though
>>223236073I used to have a duvet set with the same pattern as that woman's skirt
peak greek beauty
>>223236102>I've been doing this for 9 years
>>223236079d) call her a white slag and put a cigarette out on her and threaten to rape her little sister
>>223236124ktim
>>2232361199 years of shitposting
>>223236012best prime minister ever is just like me. think my future holds a lot more promise than previously expected
>>223236091Hilarious how he’s not even being compensated for this. It’s also a shit watch brand
>>223236073blonde lass looks like bradley lmao
>>223236134
>>223236118Too Pale for a Greek.
>8 KB, 140x207
oh yeah light the bifta
>>223236145literally jumped in the air and screeched
Plant based virgins
It's actually insane how foids just talk incessantly.
>>223236169
>>223236095so youll have no complaints when your country is fully taken over by the black hordes then
>>223236165sir josh tate
YawningOdds sleep Evens coffee
>>223236182this but for some 4chan posters
glad john lennons dead desu
Go on starmy lad!
doing a gay porn workout in my incel homegym
>>223236189oh i have many complaints, don’t believe this invasion qualifies under “fair and square” you see
putting sticks on the cat lol
>>223236231done that little freak
>>223236231ill be imperssed when u put cats on the stick
>>223236231screamfucking trounced that stickhead
>>223236231you'll do nothing
posting Bradleys in 2026 is a bit embarrassing
think /brit/ actually has some of the funniest people in the world on it
>>223236224and the colonisation of aus was? daft little swede
just had an intrusive thought about zippocatrest in peaec kitty :(
>>223236231Seething when i feed stray cats but they dont let me pet them,
>posting Bradleys in 2026 is a bit embarrassing
>>223236095i wouldn't really call it "fair". fair implies there was ever a chance the abos could have wonfor example the spanish beat the aztecs fair and squarethe americans beat the natives fair and squarebut the abos it was not fair
>>223236276>>223236310don’t care
It is a bit odd that other countries like the US, Russia and France name their airports after national heroes yet we name our airports after fucking musicians
Bruh why this nigga dressed so ZESTY
trandy burnham
>>223236335niggaroar
don't remember voting for that
Three years and four months into a job I no longer really want or care about anymore and have wanted to be out of since the start of the yearDidn't take a voluntary redundancy package late last year because I thought I was gonna get promoted and then they fucked me so been dialling it in ever sinceAt the point now where I've stopped going in on Mondays and I just ignore the three days in rule and only go once or twice a week and will do this until it is called outReview on Friday which should be interestingI get the feeling they would like to replace me but they cannot justify dismissing me because I still do what is needed I just don't give it any passion or anything beyond the bare minimumIt's not actually that much fun getting paid to do the bare min because it still feels like a giant waste of time, I wish I did something that engaged me and felt important and a part of me rather than a block of time I have to sell to someone at an exchange of labour and money that neither party likes
>>223236335pnr
>>223236329coward
>>223236368Genuinely insane you typed all this out and thought anybody would care omds
>>223236335screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
getting absolutely raped
phone just showed me a "memory" and it was a picture of a big mac from 2021 bought for me by my mate who turned out to be a pedophile
>>223236397>pedophileFoy
Rorke telling the lads he got a really good deal on a supercar and pulling up in this
>>223236397howd he get exposed
>>223236368Ungrateful
>>223236397Wtf, did he do anything or online stuff
>>223236403lego car
niggas will say "posting bradleys in 2026 is embarassing" without realising that it was always embarassing and unfunny
>>223236405>>223236412admitted fancying kidsi heard about it second hand and everyone stopped talking to him
>>223236331heathrow and gatwick (the only important airports in the nation) arent named after musicians though
>>223236403looks cool
>>223236397taking photos of maccys is almost as grim as being a nonce
>>223236435i was drunk and thought it was nice he got me a big mac x
>>223236427
>>223236403was expecting a concept car from ferrari to be a little more expensive
I will never stop bradley posting
>>223236457Maybe it would be if it didn't look like a children's toy
>>223236430Mad to admit something like that
>>223236453surprised he didnt get you a Happy Meal
>>223236457have to adjust for 30 years of bidenflation
no more brads
sir Lewis Hamilton airport, formerly Gatwick
the only non embarrassing /brit/ posts are blog posts about your life
>>223236457The price is determined by the marketThere's no interest in that ugly car
>Strubby>Westonzoyland>Spalding>St Mawgan>Bruntingthorpe>Puddletown>Weston-on-the-Greenbritish place names are genuinely cartoonish
>admitted to fancying kidsscreaming
rorke standing for election in puddletown
>>223236430Would probably keep in touch with my friend if they admitted that as long as they didn’t do anything irl
Apparently King Charles and Sir Quim Calmer have to kiss each other's hands or he can't leave the post of prime minister.
>>223236430mad how someone might have made that up and now none of you lot talk to me
yo cody, meet me and the guys over on 67th street, don't forget the cleets and sodafirst brewski after the game is on me bro
Yes I am a KEK I like when niggas fuck on my bitch
think i would look normal if i had a normal haircut but i don't want a normal haircut
>>223236530but whywould you not find it weird and disgusting
Spent so much money over the weekend fuck me dead
>>223236558ok I will
>>223236558get anything good?
>>223236539Not even joking when I say that I'd have no issue with my gf shagging other blokes if it wasn't considered embarrassing to happen to a man societally.
was on the cans last nightwoke up feeling like death
Sir Job Quitter
had trials at west ham once
start doing this *points at nothing*
>>223236473
>>223236557Yeah but i go back a long time with all my friends so would probably try getting him help or something
>>223236558How much, i spent too much on vinyl last week cause i found the best store in my life
>>223236571Yeah a clue so now you should get one cunt
>>223236578why drinking alcohol is never worth it: the post
>>223236537>>223236557>>223236530have a close friend who after a few drinks kinda implied if he could get away with it he'd sexually assault women (he's nto even an incel had many long term girlfriends) i was like proper wtfi think he was just goading for a reaction bt part fo me did lose a bit of respect for him that day
>>223236604err bit rude
>>223236552i always thought this til i finally got a normal haircut and still looked like a freak gimp
welcome back to lots of bacon time today I did lots of bacon but I didn't eat any because I'm sick of bacon at this point honestly
so why is canada allowed to be in eurovision now
>>223236631BACONBACONAND MORE BACON
there is a streamer called joe bartalozzi who appeared in my recommended videos when I came back poo steaming and had a decent laugh at some of his clipswell, saw one where he mentioned getting bitten by a tick while camping and now he can't eat any meat from a mammal now or he'll dieinsane
starmGOD is gone now, it is burndog's turn
>>223236612And we wonder why feminists have a problem with men
>>223236641sc
still haven’t heard if I got the job or not
Woke up chilly this morning. I can feel Autumn in my bones. It's coming.
>ishowspeed born in 2005genuinely the first time in my life i felt old
>>223236660hi mate yeah you have it you start tomorrow
>>223236664fuck off mate
>>223236632unironciallyt israelthey need more money from other countries like spain veoting it >>223236655im far from a saint but this was a wild confession and he seemed surprised i was like no wtf lolone thing to be a bit carried away and handsy another to straight up be like oh yeah i know she hates it but i dont care and am gona grope her anyway WTF!!
sir bo burnham
Got an ad on the bottom of my screen telling me to generate an ‘AI CUMSLUT’ not sure that’s allowed
Unemployed men in their 30s acting like they're in their 20s on /brit/
don't want winter to endit's the only time of year society lets me wear the clothes I feel best in
would love to attack niko b in real lifehe pisses me off
Isnortspeed would have been my twitch handle
>>223236693I am 24
100k for a messi used shirtok i will buy it !!
>>223236679A mere 157 days until Christmas.
>>223236693...yh
my step brother has autism and for a while one of his vocal stims was saying 'rape rape, rape rape rape rape' to the tune of the flinstones theme and he got in trouble with his english teacher lolthat is what got him free cognitive behavioural therapy in the end though so result
>>223236732scream
>>223236682>im far from a saintWot u a rapist too?
>>223236732Big if true
>>223236753least autistic australian
> Inside reclusive Ann Widdecombe murder suspect's council house with news clippings of Farage pinned to the walls
i have become evil
>>223236759Hello?
I am 24 and I have given up on life
turns out Ann Widdecombe isn't the one from the weakest link
>>223236786Bit early innit
>>223236784Hi bruh
>>223236786fucking ktim
>>223236804ugly slag
>>223236786Ktim But I have a valid reasonYou live in America you do NOT have a valid reason
i'm 42 and my life is just starting
>>223236786next you can give up on boring us with your boring blogposts
>>223236786gave up at 27 me, had a slight resurgence at 35
new>>223236830
>>223236833done that freak
>>223236784Grow up
>>223236631EPIC post
>>223238131Are you the funniest lad in your squad?
>>223238186Yeah xIt's a one-man band
