1911 EditionPrevious>>223232380
This is the one
I like the silver ones
Saw a white male black female couple today
Sig Sauers suck, they fire on their own
Wiggers rise up
Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
The whole "America TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE" circlejerk is getting a bit old. I'm now seeing fucking South Africans talk about "heh, at least we don't live in the US. NIGGER YOU HAVE A MURDER RATE OF 44 PER 100,000.
>>223244998Is that a deagle brand deagle?
Everybody talks to themselves but if you get caught doing it you feel like a crazy person. I don’t get it
>>223245122This so much this
Bebe Rexha is pretty sexy.
>>223244998Greatest gun design ever made
>>223245122Everybody jacks off too, doesn't mean you wanna get caught doing it.
Just realized the cashier didn’t charge me for my hot coffee because it’s free hot coffee day. I thought she liked me or something
>>223245179They made a song about this situation https://youtu.be/xEkwPqRNUWI?si=L2SG0NKBtQ7MIK--
>>223245172Nah that's the glock 17
>>223245118I'm not even a burger but I am very tired of seeing it>saar at least our society is not having the epstein like the US west saarNigga you live in INDIA you rape kids, goats, lizards, women, store mannequins etc. 24/7 stfu
Turns out I can't afford a 1911 do I'm getting an FMK 9 Mili for work
>>2232449981911 is my favorite gun, I would love to own a few
>>223245220Sorry, they lost their claim to fame after negroes made them infamous with their switches and they cucked the new designs. Browning would NEVER
I'm trying to find a level 2 holster for it but I don't know if it's Glock compatible or not. All these holsters are for glocks
FMK is a company based in California that only makes 2 guns. That 9C1 you got there and some kinda rifle
>Shakira - Dai Dai viewcount went from 480 million to 481 million in the last hourFuck is going on.
It's getting around that time...
>>223245340I already explained to (you) thirdies are just NPCs and they all mindlessly love soccer
Ok I pull up
>>223245000i just got into a routine where i'd smoke all day and lie on the couch. everyday became the same day. it was driving me crazy lol
>>223245339I thought California made a law where you can sue gun manufacturers for mass shootings?
somebody should make a movie about a guy that can't get laid
>>223245366They also mindlessly love Shakira.
>>223245371
>>223245398her hips don't lie
>>223245375They do this sometimes as a comedy, the 40 year old virgin for example. Normies cannot understand the incel existence.
>>223245374I dunno, I never heard of that but maybe. Sounds like something California would do
>>223245406Very true brother. My true love lies elsewhere however.
>>223245375They'll fuck it up by shoehorning a cliche character archetype into him. E.g. antihero or some mentally disturbed sperg, or they'll make a woman descend from on high into his life with no explanation and that event is the fulcrum upon which the story turns. Bilbo was genuinely the relatable bachelor I've ever read.
zoomers and alphas are based
I've been researching it cuz I'm gonna buy it today after work and I read good things about the 9C1. Done people say the mag doesn't fall out when you release it but more people say it does. It's got a good grip, even when your hands are wet from sweat, not too much traction nor is it too slippery. Some guy was raving in the reviews that it jammed on him repeat, but other people said they put 500 bullets through the gun and it never jammed once so the complainer is probably an incel.
>>223245479>alphas are basedNigga they are like 1-15 years old. Anon talkin' bout some skidibi toilet 6-7 is based
>>223245504Why do browns literally breed like rats
>>223245520they are based. i see them driving their e-bikes in large groups and terrorizing soylennial homeowners
>>223245520im curious to see how bad the covid lockdowns fucked these kids up
>>223245504>saw the names>must be negroes>36 year old grandmother>DEFINITELY negroesThey do be dyin' a lot
Saw a cute looksmatched couple at EB Games
if you do a barrel conversion on 1911s it would work like the real thing, right? right?
>>223245609No
>>223245504>The family had no life insuranceNot my problem
>>223245628it will take 9mm bullets but you reinforce the barrel. then it works.
>>223245670
Diving into the gun universe is so interesting. I'm an autist about shit and I can tell I'm gonna spend a lot of time finding out gun shitMy job won't let me add any attachments or modifications, because if you ever end up shooting someone and you go to court the prosecution can say you changed your gun to make it more lethal and frame you as a trigger happy psycho who was just waiting to merc someone
Archie Comics
>>223245780is that still ongoing? Did he choose between Veronica and Betty yet?
>the guy complaining about cat hygiene two weeks ago is an opiate addicted filthy hoardercalled it
Stuck up Riverdale punks
>>223245809Being a filthy sort of druggie failed human isn't the same as a filthy hoarder albeit
>>223245122one of my coworkers talks to himself constantly and doesn't give a fuck
>>223244998I think my therapist is fucking retarded I got checked to see if I was mentally retarded but my IQ is 110 I think they are lying
Jew at the gym was sitting on 3 different machines
>>223245890At the same time
>>223245890Promised to him by God 3000 years ago
>>223245878100 is normal so you're actual above average
>>223245913Then why am such a fuck up? Like I am probably the dumbest person I know I think they are wrong they must be
skipping leg day because i got a leg, its like the third week in a row i'm skipping a leg day
>>223245907Yes. He put his towel down on 3 different things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lX24RKQQM4>we're supposed to pretend these niggas are normal
>>223245923because IQ is actually a meaningless metric that's been debunked.
>>223245924i mean headache
Actually insane to think of how many gyms there are in 2026 and yet the population is fatter and more sickly than ever before. What
My fycking indian dentist gave me 2 fillings and extracted a tooth when i just wanted a fuckinng deep clean and now i cant feel my mouth and im choking on my own blood
>>223245928Jewspreading
>>223245960>letting an Indian put his fingers in your mouthIncomprehensible decision
>>223245960>going to an indian dentistbro you get what you deserve honestly.
>>223245930You saw Metokur's last stream too
lil poon got the spirit
>>223245928how did he make the towel into 3 towels? is this is a magical towel that was only supposed to last one gym sesh but by a miracle of god it multiplied into 3?
>>223245960are you fucking stupid, dentists are already untrustworthy by default without being indian
* Miracle of YHVH
>>223245945losing weight is very hard and people stay on a cycle of "working on it" but never lose the weight.
almost all of the highly respected doctors in my area are indian or pakistani. a couple of jews in there as well
>>223245960nice larp. They wouldn't schedule a cleaning then do a whole other procedure that takes 3x the time.
I'm so tired but I have to work more
>>223246015I got this from /int/ and have never watched a single streamer thoughbeit
>>223246067Jews and Indians make the best doctors IMO
>>223246083They would if they could charge you 2k instead of $40
>>223246015I saw it on /pol/ first then metokur
Ghosting an employer after working for 2 days. Yep unemployment moggs employment desu
yhwh means he who caused/causes/will cause things to be
idk about yall but my dentist dr parsh actually did a great job
>>223246106>and Indians
>>223246109If true then you're the idiot for paying . Should've just said nope and found another dentist
>>223246135maybe in the US it's different but they're good here.
I miss the old days when someone would mention a celeb and you actually knew who the fuck they were talking about
I love my farts man
My d*ntist tried to sell me some $800 laser treatment for my gums. I told him I'd think about it and never came back
>>223246173they're good over here too. the shady doctors here are usually africans
>>223246198Same
>>223246130"I AM WHO I AM" really makes John 8:58 significant
>>223246215>African doctors404, saar
>>223246063The most brutal part is those who lose it and then gain it back. You can tell it fucks with their head because they know what it's like to be skinny or fit and now the world just looks down on them. I remember before I got into shape how people wouldn't even look at me, and after a year it was like a door opened to another world. Girls literally smile and talk to you just for being fit, there's probably some chemical component to it like pheromones but it's bizarre.
>>223246176There are no new true celebrities, only varying degrees of fame online. Nobody has replaced the Tom Cruise's and Brad Pitt's
>>223246176I talked to some guy the other day and he didn't even know who Jason is
>>223245400*Mc hammers voice* you cant touch this
I'm a Jew.
>>223246176Now it's like a guy a couple years younger than me will be talking about e celeb drama and it sounds like complete gibberish >Bro did you see how Ekiza destroyed Dick Dack in Glorpka? That shit was crazy.
>>223246352i'm indian. do you have any sisters for me
>>223246130He who smelled it it dealt it
I’ve always been skinny and ugly shit sucks, yo
>>223246309
who watches the watchmen
>>223246090Take the unemployment pill
>>223246353
>>223246396Who will guard the guardians?
>>223246396Iono, the Coast Guard?
Zoomers spending hours a day watching streamers is utterly incomprehensible to me yet it is extremely normal to them
>>223246219jc really made the pharisees seethe with that one
>>223245122I don't do that
>>223246434did it make more sense when boomers watched shitty daytime TV all day?
fink many zoomers find canadian boomer jeet derangement syndrome incomprehensible
SNL's business plan doesn't make any sense. It's like anyone that gets remotely famous they let go
>>223246447>shows up>announces he is Yahweh>refuses to elaborate>disappearsJesus is a trve Gigachad
>>223246413Bat Boy mentioned!!!
>>223246463Yes because at least that was a sort of communal goyslop thing and there was less to do back then so it's marginally better.
Are we technically a virgin if we all came out of our moms vaginas?
SNL is from another time, it should e been canceled after the sandler Farley meadows mcdonald era
my dick is the opiate of your asses
>>223246434I'm a zoomer and never watched twitch. I never understood the appeal of watching another person play a game I think it's more of a normie vs non normie thing desu
>>223246506the only true answer is we have all been in a vagina
I'm 95% convinced aliens have visited earth. There's just too much proof.
>>223246511I think it was good during the Will Ferrell era
>>223246559Not c section recipients
>>223246506You have to coom for it to count as losing your virginity. So unless you had an involuntarily ejaculation inside the womb you're still an incel
getting fucked up the ass
What would you do if you met Trump and he took his pants off and expected you to suck it
>>223246609>unless you had an involuntarily ejaculation inside the womb you're still an incelBro what would happen if you had a wet dream in the womb and accidentally impregnated your mom? I wonder if this has ever happened
>>223246660i'd tell him i'm not lindsay graham's replacement
>>223246660Pull out my glock and shoot his dick off
https://dokumen.pub/allied-war-crimes-in-germany.html>In our offices in Munich, we interviewed over 100 persons including the Catholic archbishop of Munich and Freisung, and Bishop D. Wurm of Stuttgart. We talked to the legal member of the Dachau court. We talked to the AMG dentist at the trials. He said the great majority of the German defendants had had their teeth knocked out, and three of them had gotten broken jaws during the investigation. "The investigators would put a black hood over the accused's head and then punch him in the face with brass knuckles, kick him and beat him with a rubber hose." The judge said use of mock trials and violence was admitted Van Roden told of an 18 year old boy, subjected to a series of beatings, who hanged himself rather than "utter another lie." "Sometimes," Van Roden said, "a prisoner who refused to sign was led into a dimly lit worn, where a group of civilian investigators, wearing United States Army uniforms were seated around a black table draped like a coffin, with a crucifix in the centre and two candles burning, one on each side. "You will not have your American trial," the defendant was told. "The sham court passed a sham sentence of death. Then the accused was told, "You will hang in a few days, as soon as the general approves the sentence; but in the meantime sign this confession and we can get you acquitted." Some still wouldn't sign. We were shocked by the crucifix being used so mockingly. "In another case, a bogus Catholic priest (actually an investigator) entered the hall and went to the cell of one of the defendants, heard his confession, gave him absolution, and then gave him a little friendly tip. 'Sign whatever the investigators ask you to sign. It will get you your freedom, even though it's false, I can give you absolution now in advance for the lie you'd tell.">>223246660Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>223246434i rarely am actively watching, more like background noise
This dick ain't gonna suck itself
i have bad news and worse news
11 weeks and my boots still haven't shippedThey better have virgin (male) skin liners for that wait
Free speech is only for the rabbis, not the wicked men
>>223246718Based those Nazi scum had it coming
>>223246565nah if aliens had visited earth we would defo know about itlike if they had technology to get here you dont fink we would be picking up signals of their vessels in our solar system and shidd like thatcome onaliens dont exist
My neighbor has a sticker on her car that says punch your local nazi. Should I be worried?
wish the fascists and commies came together to destroy liberalism :(
my neighbor's cooler than you neighborhe has a motorcycle
>>223246804IM A NAZI SCHATZE YEI FIGHT FOR ZEE fArTERLAND
Holy f*cking kino..are we hyped?>https://youtu.be/irVNGjRFZGk
POF is utter garbage.
The United Nations is still trying to get my dick classified as a potential terrorist threatThey're worried my dick is so big that when I ejaculate it will wipe out cities
I need a thin blue line sticker for my car. Amajew isn't helping
>>223246902What about the thin red line?
>>223246937Great movie
>>223246937Firefighters don't pull me over
>>223246999They would if you were on fire, maybe you could try that
Evens go to law schoolOdds become some kind of extremist cultist Dubs become a roving homeless vagrantTrips I become a ultra wealthy entrepreneur who creates a new kind of massive genetically engineered onion
>>223246995Can you believe it lost to Shakespeare in Love? Harvey Weinstein deserves gigarape
There is a 0% chance Trump was ever going to deport this anchor baby so the IRGC(PBUT) decided to deport her to hell Alhamdulillah
WHOA...that's hotter than a two dollar pistol!!
It doesn't look as good at night
Why is inbreeding so common with Yanks in the North?
>>223247143I'm semi-loving it
>>223247037The goyim have lost their minds.jpg
Really something how the entire third-worldist DSA clique is talking about abolishing the Senate, but the moment you suggest denaturalizing and deporting them they suddenly become ardent defenders of the Constitution
>>223247156>West Virginia>NorthStretching the North to the limit of the definition
I should probably at least send a text saying I'm quitting, but I kinda just want to ghost
>>223247181>the founders were a bunch of evil white supremacist colonizers o algo, ese, fuck them gringos>but you can't deport me because of la constitucion holmes! I have rights!This is just every leftist now
>>223247037Posted it again award. Seriously wtf is wrong with you.
DiStefano sent me a cock pic on telegram
If I ever see a Midwest goy in my beautiful south they will get beat up
>>223247277that was nice of him
You guys do enjoy visiting forts, don't you?
>>223247181Yeh they become ardent orignalists as soon as deportation is brought up, but at all other times the founders are just evil racist scum
Staje zitt, ricchiò
>>223247277GIWTWM
>>223247037Based lol love to see a dead spic
Which one a you n-words spilled that rice in the kitchen
I miss her so much
I wish Argentina (brown) won instead of Spain (brown), tired of all these thirdies and reddit-troons acting like Argentina losing was some sort of great moral victory
redditor can't understand why people think he's a fag now
>>223247283You'll do nothin
>>223247386>Playing literal reddit screenshots You can't kill yourself quick enough
There's an island in Scotland named Muckle Flugga. I hope you don't give your towns and natural features stupid names, /cum/
>>223247386lmao what a cesspit always good fun to laugh at redditors
postin man take me by the hand lead me to the chan
>>223247320
do you ever travel via amtrak?
Reddit a great website. The users are friendly quirky and down to earth. When I see them post "fafo or your house your rules it always brings a great big smirk to my face
>>223247437Coffe substitute drank is called muckefuck here :-D
what's the deal with loners? why do they think they're better than everyone
>>223247533I used to think fafo meant "freaks and foreigners out" but apparently it's actually just a redditism
so it's not enough to hold USDC in your wallet to enable trading on hyperliquid, you also have to buy a minimum of etherium for underlying gas fees. This has been a major headache for the whole of last week, but test-trading begins tomorrow.
>>223247552It's one of the only ways to cope with it
Just found out I might not be able to buy my gun today because I have no one to relieve me at work and have to stay over till fuck knows when
>>>/s4s/13073362Made one
Evens make an excuse Odds quit
>>223247716
>>223247716That was a cartoon of America's present in 1934, some engagement-bait jeet just saw the France one going viral and rewrote the caption
>>223247552i have BO and dont want to be a nuisance with my presence.
back from the airport
So is shein pronounced "she-in" or "shine"
Certified Benchod hereWho wit me
>>223247881In german it would be shine. In english it would be she-in unless it's a proper noun
Post your favorite mammal
>>223247928
i worked with a bad smelling homeless guy in fast food and one of the workers tried to give him bars of soap and he got really offended
>>223247386might as well be a post from a /fa/g 2bh. if you have no rizz it literally doesn't matter what you are wearing. the man makes the suit, not the other way around
>>223247928platypuses are my favourite animal of all
>>223247928Definitely the /cum/-beast
>>223247501>someone actually reported thisLol
>>223247881sheen
>>223247987I got the bus the other day and sprayed a man with deodorant, and he stared at me like a total mentalist.. maybe don't get public transport if you don't want others to notice you fucking REEK you mucky cunt
>>223248017
>>223247928>mammalcheck your clade privilege, shitlord
>>223248045wonder which one it was?!
>we call you racial slurs but we don't REALLY mean them raciallylatinx expect anyone to buy this lmao
>>223248067clades are the metric system of zoology. grow up
>>223247993>if you have no rizz it literally doesn't matter what you are wearing. the man makes the suit, not the other way aroundit's somewhat crazy to me that so many guys think that there's a "hack" like clothes or working out that will make the ladies swoon over them
>>223248092https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223244998/#223247501
For me it's moose. They're so cute
>>223248113what I meant is the therapsids were lizards and mammals all at once, sort of. They were cladequeer.
>>223248127Tranny janny needs to hang xerself asap
>>223248099Pretty much every non-white group claims their racism is heckin' wholesome and not evil like the wypipo version. Even funnier when blacks or something claim that it's fine when Japanese are racist against them because it's just dey culcha or whatever
>>223247881I always (wrongfully) thought it’s sheen
i am the one who gets mogged
>>223248201White people are truly the main protagonists of the world and everyone knows it.
>>223248255Then what is it? Their commercials say shine but it's clearly AI slop
>>223248284Oh I thought it’s universally accepted to be she-in
>>223248270Even when woke types try to "de-centre" Whites from history or other subjects, White people are still the central focus of the narrative because it's just entirely focused on how White people affected the non-white culture.
>>223248116i guess the only "hack" is having a lot of money like 50 million or 100 million but you'll just find psycho gold diggers
Favorite mammal incoming
>>223248284I thought it was pronounced like "shain"
>>223248370Damn these look cool. Why aren't there wombat pets?
>>223248370i look like that
>>223248063Pige
foxes look cool but the way they yowl and the way they stink make them horrible pets
>>223248201i realized they can't call each other sp*c so they have to use another racial slur lol
changed my steam name to Iraq Veteran and now everybody is targeting me
You know what, I'm just gonna say itI don't care that you broke your elbow
Good fillum
Dad knocked over a mug and broke it and I had to take dogberg outside so she wouldn't sniff it This happens way too often
>>223248370We don't take kindly to folks like Australidelphian marsupials 'round 'ere in /cum/
>>223248424You did not just say that
i remember monster house
>>223248432what do you think about the mutiny on the HMS Bounty
>>223248473Kino
>>223248366eh if you're that rich though I mean go for it. what's the point in having money if you don't get some prime poon
I rememberthe 46 girl cockswhen they put me on the Wolverineup to /cum/gen /int/
youve kept the secret to your youth
>>223248473Remember this?*pulls out monster COCK*
I've got something to say
Took my shirt off for the bowel movement
>>223248474very interesting eventI'm interested in boats and epic journeys, and the journey bligh managed after the mutiny was an epic oneprobably my favourite moment of boatkino was the james caird travelling 800 miles across icy southern ocean
>>223248473>>223248499>20 years agouncs....
Eating fair trade organic milk chocolatetastes shitI’ll still finish it
>>223248587I always sided with him. he was ultra competent but tended to rub people the wrong way. I think the tahitian pussy just drove most of the crew insane>james caird never heard of that one. will have to look into it
white girl arse
Excuse me??!!
>A bikini barista coffee stand in Spokane, Wash., has sparked outrage from the LGBTQ community/leftists for its coffee drink names and a message on its sign: trans women are retarded menso ya you guys, if you ever are in spokane and want some coffee...hit me up!
It's goon time
>>223248663It was Shackleton and five of his men, travelling to south georgia to find rescue for the antarctic expedition. the boat is 23ft long and made it nearly 800 miles in 16 days. when they landed in south georgia they had to hike over the mountains to a whaling station.the boat is now in dulwich college in london
>>223248712Its always funny to me how black guys are the most homophobic then go do this shit.
Does anyone else take off their clothing during a fat shit?
>AIN'T GOT NO LOVE>FOR HOMO THUGSDMX tried to warn you niggas! he tried to warn ya but noooo you wouldn't lissten
>>223248780>>223248586
>>223248708Fucking LOVE that shit, homie!!
>>223248780I used to fully strip off, shirt and everything, until I was about 22it was only when I got fat and first noticed the sensation of my bare tits jiggling freely that I decided to stay partially clothed
>>223248803>Suck my dick>All you niggas who been to jail before know its about to get thick>Let's get it on babyWhat did he mean by this
>>223248740honestly I wonder how well this works. whip up the libtards into a frenzy as free advertising
>>223248805Sometimes I feel like I’m scrolling through a thread and read a post subconsciously then forming a post idea in my head that is basically just the post I read rephrasedYou know what I mean???
>>223248849aww shit nvm all niggas do be zesty bucks
>>223244998first 10/10 edition in a long time. MA/C/A
texmex
>>223248818Yessirrrr
how do i increase my luck stat
>>223248818You are Turkish
>>223248898delete the antisemitic posts
i have become comfortably numb...
>>223248941You guys wouldn't know anything about Seven Mary Three and Cumbersome, so I'm not even gonna say it
>>223248915I am human first and foremost
>>223245094yeah but when you btfo a pack of wild YNs who was trynna jack yo stagecoach do you want your children to inherit something they could already get from the store?
>>223248962I don't know and I don't care to know
gonna have to watch a movie just to decompress from the crypto and bank fuckery. The energy drinks, black tea and joints were a bad idea paired with all the stress, I'm giving most of that shit up so I don't end up dead.
Engravings on weapons also help (or not help) in court because the judge could be a retard and think a punisher skull grip makes it shoot faster
on da train homeprobably won’t be in the domicile until 7
>>223249040Gosh darn now that’s roughKeep your chin up buddy
>>223249036I thought Americans cherish their daily covfefe
i hate when some esoteric shit that i know becomes known by other people. there’s no way to prove that i knew it first
>>223249067you didn't know it first though
>>223249067Same queen.
>>223249040Canada has trains?
>>223249040I'll have a hot bath waiting for you when you get home sweetie
>>223249123>>223249123
Lucky Number Slevin seems just dumb and weird enough to distract me from my woes
>>223249153what are your problems?
Why did have a nice life make millennials shit and piss their pants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RRWvHTQjPE
>>223249179Laced weed
>>223249179ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS
Coomed
>>223245930This is how I act when I listen to "Headstrong" by Trapt
lost the bottlecap for my beer. disaster
NEW>>223249232
>>223247315I love forts, especially North American Colonial era forts in the Eastern US. We don't have much interesting forts in California. I'd kill to visit Fort Ticonderoga in upstate New York, have you seen what Fort Saint-Fredric used to look like to the south? It was built by the French but got burnt down when they retreated. Fort Crown Point takes its place now, but the French made a way cooler looking fort.
