chebs edish
my shoes are a real workhorse
>>223247355sexo
for fucks sake
>>223247362probably some london polytechnic
unleashing a vvotanic gay poo porn
trying to find the pengest indian in UK the breasts are clearly magnificent they'll have those giant saucer areolas too I just know it
lads, I'm a white in London (there are a few of us left)got a cousin, also lives in Londonabsolute turob-normie to the highest orderif you dare say summat racist in his prescence he'll genuinely threaten to beat youon the flip side, he's unfathomably homophobic. feels the need to remind you very frequently too which is a tad sus.weird that initgo with all of it or none of itbit weird picking and choosingdunno
>>223247355kys
rorke doing his 30 minute cardio to Sepultura, cleansing his body of woke
vvorkhorse
>>223247355big fan of her italian sex chebs
What's a more effective method than the "shower spray up the anus" technique? Not sure if it is quite enough
>>223247390unsure about pengest but Munira Mirza and 48 and looks a lot younger than thatsome of them age very gracefully you knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGAussPSso&
when you're vagrant, man, no-one wants to know about such things
>>223247355>>223247400name?
there no bigger sign of a midwit who is allergic to saying anything original and having an opinion they didn't recycle from someone else than using the word "workhorse" to describe something you reliable use every day
til the indian passport is quite shitthere goes my dream of finding an indian gfi guess ill have to narrow it down to british-indian specifically, as to not feel like im a passport bro
Imagine her pregnant of black triplets and me paying all her bills
ODYSSEUS DONT BUILD THAT HORSE
heatherfungus new obsession discovered
>>223247453how was that not your default preferenceyou want to hear that stupid accent for the rest of your lifenails on a chalkboard
>>223247461now that's a cuck fetish
Who owns the Falklands now then
>>223247448learn english first before you accuse others of being midwits
Summoning: impure world reincarnation
>>223247446ika d'auria/bufalika
>>223247490me
>>223247490bumham is about to sell them for 12 pieces of silver
>>223247493just say edo tensei
>>223247492how about you stop being autistic dumb fuck can't see i am making mistakes because i'm literally in a fit of rage over here
>>223247481ive been on dates with 'real' indians who have lost their accent or went to an international school growing up so dont have an indian accent
>>223247480this is a pretty bad one tbqh the thing about the irish and the one about obeying your parents were more sovlful
might have to do a greasy sex wank now after some of these posts
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOU CRIMES AGAINST CINEMA CLEARLY GAVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT IMAX CUT
This is the end of our bronze age
>JUST IN: Sir Kier Starmer launches "drink-fueled" X rant at Andy Burnham and his cabinet picks
>>223247518no
>>223247525I enjoyed his brief flirt with zionism
right well those are some large breasts
>>223247543That's ok because you can watch that version in some IMAX cinemas for the next month
Imagine being irked by a literal word
>>223247494she ever get her rat out?
and talks of getting a third cat has officially started
>>223247568IT IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT ALL THE WAY TO SEPTEMBER
Liberalism turns the nation into an economic zone where commerce and capital are the only institutions around which all factors of society and culture orbitIt seeks to transform men from homo sapiens into homo economicus Its coming destruction will usher in a new era for humanity
>>223247543i live near a real imax theateri will NOT be watching nolan slop
Errrr.... Anyone watching Sky News.... Some ugly Jap with raccoon hair and a policewoman uniform just went into Number 10??
How long until the public turn on Bumham
Today is Keir Starmer’s final day as Prime Minister of United Kingdom.Trump: "Send warships."Starmer: "Get Lost."Trump: "We need your bases."Starmer: "Not our war."Trump: "Send troops."Starmer: "I won’t send British kids to die for this."And he’s gonna be remembered for one thing: telling Trump no on Iran. Massive Respect
this isn't an italianpeng but not italian
Skating awfully close to political discussion laddingtons
Grumpy Zonkey Who Hated Everyone Finds His Best Friend
never watched a film by edward nolan
hope one of my traps has caught a squirrel or a pigeon. don't want another day of eating only berries and nuts
they say canadians are so friendly and polite but it's all an act you can tell because online they are catty passive aggressive little bitches
>>223247604none of this happened
Sir Right Weller>>223247600
>>2232476000.005 femtoseconds
>>223247604think my kier post was better than yours by miles actually
>>223247485And that bitch is fucking expensive, you can easily see it... just imagine how much she spends every day? All the matchas, expensive coffees, the daily consoom frenzies, never ever cooking anything, buying all the tiktok slop marketed to her.... stupid fucking dumb expensive bitch! I would pay it all and give her spare money, as long as she carried those negro babies so they can grow up to become soccer players
>>223247416eat healthy, exercise, be regular, be clean and hygienic, and don't stick weird abnormally large things up your bum for inordinate amounts of timespray washing up inside your bum is bad, it strips away lubrication and makes it more vulnerable to tears
>>223247574chebs yes, fannard unsurehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1784573108171989.mp4
>>223247607well she is so fuck you
>>223247543am i dumb... why cant they just show it with black bars in regular cinemas?surely that's the whole point of a projector, you can project it at any size you want, it's not a fixed display?
>>223247543i'll watch the camrip
>>223247543this scene was shitefirst island: cyclops. giant with one eye. eats people. bit of shock valuethird island: mind games with a witch. couple of plot thickeners second island: BIG MEN IN ARMOUR COME OUT OF FOREST RUN BACK TO THE BOAT
>>223247651ok incel
>>223247659corrr
>>223247659mental that there are blokes out there that got to shag this
>>223247493>using english dub jutsu namesbro probably doesn't know what gedo rinne tensei is
are simpcity registrations open again
We will remember Keir Starmer fondly
>>223247355>>223247400Mama Mia
>>223247659good golly they are lovely boobies
UFFFFFFFFFF
>>223247607what makes you say that
>muh boobiesactual child
nth for the holodem
>>223247659Not gay but this is disgusting
Led by Donkeys planning to protest unelected Burnham's premiership by making Liz Truss look like a cockwomble wazzock
>>223247686his spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see he was right
>>223247721I hope they use a lettuce in some way!!!
>>223247607looks arab-jewish to me.
off to bed now haha im shattered me got chronic fatigue you see
my arse craves a raping
poo
obsessed canadian schizo
>>223247708semitic nosevery likely has north african or middle eastern ancestry
>>223247750upsie :p
>>223247682Is there anyone that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>>223247726Zamn
big poz load starts again tonightbuzzing
>>223247778 so like all southern italians then
>>223247726still hilarious she went and got her tits done after filming the substance a movie I have not watched but heard enough about regarding its themes
big poo load starts again tonightbuzzing
Yeah Cody it's udder nansense
do you lads actually care if a woman is "white" or not before deciding if you'd shag her?
>>223247801sup ghostie
>>223247400>>223247494>>223247659Mad that Helen of Troy could have been a Med baddie like this and she could have had a topless scene
>>223247538Please do keep us posted x
>>223247832rorke busting it down
he has butchered this poor woman I hope she did not pay for this mad women trust their hair to these salon maniacs that do whatever they want
The Man Against Time
>>223247824i swipe right to all womenbig small short tall black white big fan of women, me
>>223247824I've never shagged, I'm an incel virgin
>>223247658I want to use soap but I don't want my washcloth, and subsequently my laundry machine, to be covered in fecal matter.
>>223247786>h-ACKed out of the final battle because he's too strong>for a jobbing foidKishimoto..
y'all horny as hell tonight
>>223247868if you aren't cleaning your ass with soap then all your clothes and laundry machine have shit on them already
just ate a rotten carrot now ive got tummy ache
>>223247850>ever seen hilary clinton?>say no more sis
>>223247824That depends. What will she be after I shag her?
>>223247543https://www.nationalreview.com/2026/07/the-odyssey-the-twisted-epic-we-deserve/i dont watch nolans
Toiling is such a miserable experience
>>223247719Bit gay when you put it like that x>>223247750Night night brave soldier
>>223247711>>223247885
>>223247880ive never seen a single episode. i love this trick though i might watch all thousand hours of it to get to that bit
Not reading all thatWhat the hell brav
>>223247832rorke pon de floor
>>223247355She's not Brit she's an italian whore. And her tits ar shaggy as hell
>>223247400This is like the only good looking pic of her
>>223247887
>>223247957>>223247969we love big nosed Italian women on /brit/
>>223247957>>223247969nobody asked you vile cretin. now scurry off back whence you came
Both Lightning and Sun
>>223247830hi
>>223247994sup mouldie
>>223247850Got a huge complex about hairdressers, barbers and cutting my hair out generally even though if I grow my hair out I look like a paedophile out of central casting
>>223247995yeah haha
>>223247995Malaponte
>>223247941oh no, that looks like it might be shippuden try 50k hours
>>223248016sup shlomie
>>223247995that's not actually happening though is it?
Amusing that when someone reports something from Tattle Life all the incels come out and start talking about how bad women are.Not only are many of the posters on Tattle grown men, but men have a much more deranged version of Tattle (KiwiFarms) but apparently that's based.
My fav Italian porn actress is Monica Roccaforte
>>223248041sup cordygoing to post any gay poo porn or ai images of black men tonight?
>>223248058I like Erika Neri
>>223248043you are mentally ill
knowing names of porn stars is astoundingly incellious
>>223248043don't careneither should you btw (you do though, you care VERY much)
>>223248058valentina nappi or stella cox for me
>>223248058ada paradiso for me and valentina nappi of course
finally getting the facts from the toilfu
>>223248081>>223248088Of course the incels got rattled by having their hypocrisy presented before them.
>>223248025>tattoomy fuhrer... the west...
>>223247868wipe your bum better after you poo and improve your diet? and keep separate washcloths for cleaning your bum in the shower, you can always wash them in a separate laundry load
>>223248094>stella coxisn't she one of ours?
*nasally nerd internal dialogue voice*im going to post what my favorite porn actress is
>>223248106not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVqrW-fPOQ0dunno how i got here but I like it
the ruby granger simpcity thread
>>223248087What about knowing their non-performing names
>>223248111she was born in rome and sometimes says she's italian in interviews
>>223248103grow up
Lisa Ann looks like she might be part Italian
where has he beenI miss him
>>223248126completely fine
>>223248123cap
>>223248058For me? Sara Bell
whole cock needs coming off
>>223248106>>223248043nobody has any clue what you're obsessed about
Since when did Rorke love black women?
>>223247494uffffffffffffff
>>223248142her parents are British though, right?
>>223248160that's a good shout
>>223247941I read the manga but do feel like watching the final anime arc and movies. So many shows I consider watching then get caught up on paralysis and not bother aha
leaving my toast crubms on a plate for the spider
>>223248182he got changed by black pussy
>>223248147mental breakdown from edibles you repeatedly told him to take
she is so beautiful
>>223248043I don't know what tattle life or kiwifarms is sorry
>>223248174It's Ruby just let her rant
leaving my poo crumbs in my arsehole hair for the gay bf
>>223248160Man of culture
it's very important I know the ethnic background of the next porn actress I wank to you see
>>223248182between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas
>>223248212spiderbergs don't eat crumbs they eat flies and that
>>223248219Would be somewhat funny honestly...
>>223248118>>223248174>>223248231Despite your weak attempts at feigning ignorance and a nonchalant dismissal, I can sense the rage from here.
>>223248245why does spiderberg only eat living wriggling victims and not crumbs i wonder
THE KING OF THE NORTH
need a new hobby, might take up day drinking
rachel pizzolato for me, cute italian lass.
thinking of getting back together with the paki gfthe sex was insane and i miss it so much. we had such a good connection and had so much funi was just an idiot who thought he could do better
>>223248247far from it
>>223248245reckon they should "branch out" with their palate haha like a web aha
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cYQAFtkqH34
>>223248258they got no teeth
Sir Northern King
it`sso Sad ..whyDoSonyWant To Do this !!
still cannot get over the fact that there is a poster on here who alternates between different types of spam among which is gay scat porn, nazi propaganda, ai generated interracial cuckold images and the quorn meals he makesjust such an utterly baffling little goblin
>>223248286>paki gfgrim
>>223248287he's probably finewas online 2 days ago
>>223248266He rode through the streets of the city,down from his hill on high,O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,he rode to a woman's sigh.For she was his secret treasure,she was his shame and his bliss.And a chain and a keep are nothing,compared to a woman's kiss.
>>223248252you're being incoherentnobody has any clue what you're talking abouti am dismissing you, the anonymous retard spamming an egg shaped boy named "rudy", a person that yet again, nobody has any fucking clue about(and why would they)
>>223248318>doesn't know about Ruby GrangerHow new are you?
We need a British Workers' Front.
egg mentioned
>>223248064No response to this lol
>>223248207The anime for the most part is not worth watching.Well the first 130 odd episodes from the original series are. Shippuden is terrible awful animation, only a few good episodes. I wouldn't recommend anyone watch it, let alone all 500 episodes of it.
>>223248308paki women are beautiful and are generally well educated
graduating this summer. will slink out of my final exam and escape back to the incel cave with my head bowed in shame to avoid making eye contact with my classmates as ive done for the past 3 years. wont attend graduation either, i imagine ill be too busy posting here about how black pussy changed rorke. uni was a complete mistake
What's Sir Andy's policy on poo?
>>223248286its funny how racist /brit/ threads usually are and meanwhile you have chaps like this quietly shagging pakis.
>>223247850Karen cut aged her 10 years
>>223248286how White was she?
>>223248348>anime [...] is not worth watchingOk we won't watch it
>some of the ritual posts attributed to heathermong are actually mine>mfw i realise i am heathermong
>>223248331im not indian so im not obsessed with any -4000/10 foid the same way you are(you're insanely brown and everyone knows this hence why you avatarpost daily with some eggshaped golum)
leftypol pooing out his grandmas knickers
>>223248226The face that launched a thousand ships
>>223248361the racists are just a very loud minority
how do filler episodes work. surely something has to happen or some lore is introduced or something
>>223248307He started eating Quorn irl because of ziedbelgs neololiberal gimmick too Hopeless individual
>>223248368infected by one of his wotanic spores
>>223248361i want a white britain and a chinky gfthere's nothing incongruous about that
>>223248368youve been dissociating from your actions this entire time you freakazoid
>>223248371ESL moment. I was criticising the obsessive posters. Also filtering Swedes in this thread. All you do is post horses and tiktok shit.
>>223248391yeah
do you think my mum would be upset if I said I was moving to Australia
>>223248373More like 500 AMIRITE LOL
>>223248395seriously?omfdz
hey, mistah proiministah!... Andy!
>>223248336SPLITTERS
>>223248400might be true. i need to stop being heathermong. how do i kill heathermong?
>>223248412shed probably cream her fanny just thinking about it
WHERES THE FUCKING FOOTY
IRN BRU
>>223248391They just make stuff up that is never referenced again they can write basically whatever they want so long as it doesn't clash with the original manga story
>>223248361i imagine the racists are the most shut-in so it's hard to take their opinions about relationships, or anything that requires going out of the house, seriously i grew a lot as a person dating the paki gf. i even went to palestine protests n other shite that would freak the racists here out
>paki women are beautiful
Give me a pickaxe and point me towards the bush and get me building roads and railroads
>>223248460>i even went to palestine protestsBased, I too hate ZOG
>>223248361the racists are all incels and they are very vocal and angry all the timethe rest of shaggers don't spend their days hating on the internet (we post about poo and slags)
>>223248412Mine flipped out when I got a job offer in China. Dad too.
>>223248449kek do they ever fuck it up and write something that comes back to haunt them
think bang average girls turn me on a lot because they're attainablelike I work with some good looking girls but I don't find them hot because I know I have zero chance with them
>>223248460took the gimmick too far here lad. made it unbelievable
forgot to take my klinefelter medication
leftypol pooing out a black warwick davis, what's that guys name "whatchu talking about willis"
>>223248483much prefer pretty women to beautiful women
>>223248460Pussy Got Me DizzyPussy Got Me DizzyPussy Got Me Dizzy
need to think 190 thoughts to stop being heathermong
>>223248350>paki women are beautiful
>>223248297they have fangs which are the same as teeth purposewisethoughbeit>>223248402its for your best
>>223248496first yank post to make me properly laugh
>>223248483I hate myself too much to go after average women
literally 50% of them are inbred btw and their congenital issues are well known amongst nhs staff
lots of strange posts itt
any good audiobooks for the incelwalk?
nothing in this thread is genuine. just a bunch of shut-ins baiting other shut-ins
>>223248554weirdo
rorke listening to lamb of god
>>223248483I value a nice personality and good smile over looks desu. The bogged slags deanos like are fucking grim.
>>223248558and leftypol applauds it. very strange
>>223248551they got no jaw
>>223248582you can't get any woman though so take what you get ok
reading "The Stand" by Stephen King
Bam bam bidaBam bamDe dam bam baam bamBam bam bidaBam bamDe bam bam baam bam
>>223248571very true but rejections from 10/10s are easy to take I can't handle anything else
>>223248595Ok I will.
Mad that we've stopped a slow freight railway project over an existing corridor halfway because we're such a pack of inefficient wankers that spend all the money on conferences and shit flyover renders
>>223248509Call that pussy the matrix, because I'm in this bitch, and can't get out.
Reading a squirrel's tarot cards
SUMMONING JUTSU: TRANNY COCK IN MY MOUTH JUTSU
for me it's butterfaces with 8/10 arses
Reading "The King" by Stephen Stand
>>223248596it's sad when the nuke is detonated right at the end to stop Randall Flagg
>>223248595I know, and I did with my ex gf who was 'nice enough', probably thought the same about me desu because she was cold and distant and it ended after 7 months or so.
>>223248629That was Fallout 3
>>223248486not a gimmick. genuinely most of the nicest people i have ever met was a zoomer palestinian-jordanian celibate i met at one of these protests. she wore a hijab but ate meat and didn't believe in god, all very confusing to me at first but slowly i learned a lot about religion, beliefs, etc. from her
>>223248629Is that before or after they meet god in the tower of flesh
>>223248629hey, I was never meaning to read that!
>>223248640thank you
Not as hot today
BLACK POWERx
>>223248629loool
>>223248642They are mental you learned nothing from her but the ramblings of a mentally ill person
>>223248649ive got a tower of flesh next to my balls haha(willy)
funeral on wednesdaycan't be fucking arsed
>>223248460>i even went to palestine protests n other shiteyou dont have a job
so.. you don't listen to audiobooks on your incels walks?please recommend something i gotta go in the next 10 mins
there's a character in The Stand called Harold who just wanks all day then pulls his pants up afterwards and lets it dry instead of wiping it up and it's exactly like you lot
>>223248665Very interesting let's see it
>>223248522Latinx men are evil
>>223248667Yours?
>>223248683i do that
>>223248676yhe binble
>>223248683how grim
>>223248691I fucking wish!
I'm conquering Australia in Paradox map-painting games and there's nothing any Australian here can do about it!!!
>>223248676the khv bible
my gf's arse :)im 23 she's 38
>>223248676Captives war trilogyChildren of time trilogy
didn't watch the divegrass cupdidn't watch the nolan slopwon't be watching the newest capeshit
>>223248683>it's exactly like you lotnot true, Harold lost weight and shagged
>I'm conquering Australia
>>223248676dunc
>>223248676audiobooks are for midwits
>>223248704do canada next
>>223248683was thinking earlier about that "Whale" movie with Brendan Fraser, where it starts with him wanking and then he talks to his daughter afterwards without cleaning himself up
>>223248676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPigNrHOvRI
>>223248724*ktims quietly*
>>223248727oh wow you are so smart!! i am impressed!!be quiet tryhard pseud
activating my bankai
>>223248735i wank and then go downstairs to talk to the bergs with cum still fresh on me
>>223248690I did get that sense from argentina this world cup
>>223248754Do you use text to speech and listen to /brit/ threads?
Audiobooks are just better, like an electric toothbrush
>There's a BBC for each of usI should be so lucky
New>>223248782
>>223248767>>223248767
Only Stephen King I read was the marvel comics The Dark Tower that got adapted. Got the Omnibus books too. Then Marvel lost the rights to them and the books are out of print now and they can never be reprinted, unless Marvel pays out the arse to get the rights back. I bought the omnibus books both for like £60 when they came out and now they go for £400 on ebay.
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>>223248348I watched the anime up to the Kakuzu and Hidan fights then switched to manga. I'm glad I got to experience the animated hype. Kinda longing for it againhttps://youtu.be/rHB2vlTFEiABest shippuden OP/ED for me
>>223248460Wed go for other reasons
