thank god for the new now he'll stop replying to me

Why isn't it time to sleep yet

>>223248802
you cannot escape

Leftyrorke refusing to use an electric whisk

Rorke starting every conversation with "not gay but..."

non-schizo jf edish
>>223248767
>>223248767
>>223248767
>>223248767

only horror film i have ever watched in the shinong

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>the shinong

>>223248838
the placement of the text here is retarded

>>223248802
but if spiders have fangs... but no jaw... how do they eat
do they slurp?
maybe thats why they dont eat crumbs? they gotta slurp slurp?

30 quid a month for PureGym, utter woke nonsense

He say you shi nong

>JK Rowling criticised for posting image of trans woman that showed up her skirt
why are terfs like this

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mental freaks in this country
dedicating their entire lives to find a Big Cat or Big Cats in England supposedly loosed decades ago
I'm paying BBC to follow these nutjobs around

>>223248874
rorke staging a mukbang in protest

What has the BBC done for me?

yhe shinong

>>223248802
put your manners back in

>>223248870
Yes, they don't chew, they suck the juice

My cat's a big cat
he leaves half eaten mice on the patio, don't know if they're gifts for me or if he's saving them for later and I keep binning his leftovers haha
bless him x

posted it again awards are being dished out like mad tonight

>her

>>223248874
mad the amount of people in there paying PTs

>>223248917
post berg x

doing the blacks built britain dance

REWILD ALL NATURE
REINTRODUCE BEARS AND WOLVES TO BRITAIN
BAN COMPLAINING ABOUT IT

>>223248886
put your manners back in

>>223248877
What permanent seethe does to a brain, all action becomes justified against the enemy

>>223248931
give me my money back

if I had a choice I'd be reincarnated as a tiger who lives on the outskirts of an Indian village

>>223248877
sexual derangement
inverted electra complex

i genuinely need to go to a how to peel an orange class

https://voca.ro/1g6S0Wg3kwy4

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when i am in the trenches i will have a small audrey photo in my helmet for morale and protection from the enemy!

>>223248958
A horrible life wtf

i really would prefer it if you would be quiet

>>223248978
lovely! x

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ate 5 cornettos today

>>223248916
damn, id like to suck the jews

>>223248926
It literally won't work in Britain because there isn't enough continuous forest cover, the predators would run out of prey and enter populated areas then be culled all over again. Nature is dead

i really would prefer it if you would be quiet

>>223249001
raccoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gS9I2P5LL4

>>223248926
>REWILD
lazy cunt council uses this as an excuse for not cutting the fucking grass

>>223248964
heard they're running them every tuesday night x

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>>223248922
ok but don't make fun of him

I'm tired all the time and my body can't keep up with the volume of food I consume. I am old

As a proud LONDONER I can't take this northern cunt ruling us. Much better when Rishi was in charge

>>223249049
Looks afraid of you

>>223249070
well I don't give a FUCK

>>223249063
whats wrong with the northern english?

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Musk's son
The son of our world's only trillionaire

Mad how England is literally a garden and almost all of your forests were knocked down and replanted within historical memory

>>223249070
He sleeps with me so I don't think he is
I interrupted him cleaning his fat belly

>>223248978
only trench you'll ever be in is the dent made in your gaming chair by your fat arse

>>223249049
chunk x

bit concerned about seeing missing posters for 3 different cats in my neighbourhood today. There's lots of outdoor cats here both pets and street ones but never been anything like this in all these years. Maybe one had gone missing before in like 15 years. 3 at the same time can't be coincidence.

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Being British in 2026 must feel like a never-ending humiliation ritual. Now British citizens entering Gibraltar are going to get treated like third country national, on par with say Indian and Brazilian citizens and have to take the foreigner lane for additional controls and screening (conducted by Spanish border guards) while entering supposedly their own state's territory.

>>223249100
Ok

>>223249091
would

>>223249099
*grabs you by the throat*

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English rose Nieve Petruzziello

>>223249091
>Pay attention to me and my shit opinion
Chip off the ol' block

>>223249091
having someone write you a badly made powerpoint so you can improv on it?
was this gag invented by youtubers or TV writers

vetehmen C

>>223249099
put your manners back in

>>223249125
They're eating the dawgs

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>>223249133

>>223249140
*gasping* not saying it as an insult

>>223249123
>>223249123
>>223249123

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>>223249099

as someone who is underemployed it's weird working somewhere where the girls get pregnant young and go on mat leave with almost no money because if the same thing happened to any of the girls who i went to uni with at the same age it would have been a total disaster
feel like i'm uniquely placed to understand the class dimension to our declining birth rates

>>223249091
he's just as much of a sperg as his dad

>>223249091
need him sent down the congolese cobalt mines with his dad

>>223249099
>England is literally a garden
aw thanks luv

>>223249102
you are a fool who will eat his words. i am a young man of sound body and mind! i am not a fraud!

Rorke leaving his jeeta gf behind in the 30 minute passport queue while he strolls through the egate

>>223249168
Spanish border guards harassing British travelers, (2026, colorized).

>>223249099
england was mostly deforested in neolithic times. it has around the same forest cover now as it did in roman times (it was lower but after ww2 they planted more trees)

>>223249182
there's no sense in making logic out of tipping
it's retarded

knob smells of smoked salmon and cheese bagels

VGH THE SCOTTISH WASTELANDS

rorke having a jeet gf but having gay dress up arse wanks when she's not around

>>223249231
unironically me
hopefully they're gonna revert the ilr changes so she'll be able to get her bri'ish passport soon x

>>223249231
E-gate in Gibraltar is only available for EU citizens, Gibraltar residents and Schengen residents. Sorry.

Finally told my family I'm not going on holiday with them.
Dad was more visibly upset than mum.
It's better this way anyway, and my ubcle is going to go instead.
They'll have a better time without me anyway.

>>223249102
Lmao

Norwegian snowbunny moved to Greece for big brown med cock, so hot. She was bullied too much in her small Norwegian town and didn't like the Norwegian winters. Now she moved to Greece for sunny climate and getting fucked by big brown med cock and miscegenate her snowbunny genes with brown Greek meds.

Here's the video where she talks about how much she hates Norwegian winters and timmies: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cxIWwXfBXuw

Here she has arrived in Greece and talks about culture shock: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/roB60tDLKyA

Soon some brown Greek will hopefully enjoy her snowbunny pussy and plant brown Greek med seed in her snowbunny womb.

>>223249302
Why don't you want to go?

I don't like that gymnasts are all now thick and muscular and just power through every move

>>223249322
Wants to play video games

>>223249309
most indian post award

u fw that twin or nah

>>223249322
not him but family holidays suck when you are old enough to go on your own holidays

>>223249322
Don't like going on holiday and going through the facade of buying nice clothes and going to clubs and trying to have fun because it just emphasises how much of an ugly waste of life I am.

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>>223249309

>>223249328
'nce

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>>223249309
Forgot pic

Anyone remember that Finnish snowbunny tourist getting fucked by brown Greek med right in the streets? Why are snowbunnies so horny for brown med cock?

i really really really wish i cared about other countries

bit of honeycomb ice cream perhaps

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>>223249362
>>223249302
weaponizing shame soon maybe?

>>223249398
*Pokes your belly*

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My life is really shit

>>223249402
?

>>223249382
Don't care

>>223249405
hello you are very beautiful

>>223249425
I care

>>223249405
Join the club. Onwards and upwards though eh? And if you start feeling down just remember you could have been born in India.

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I need a cape verdean

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>>223249405

lads i need a brand-new wardrobe of clothes
i need
>3 new tops
>2 new trousers
>1 new pair of shoes
to start off with. what should i get?
i want to move past wearing jeans and a tshirt, which is what ive basically been wearing since i was a teen
any chad-lites in tonight who can give some advice?
i was thinking of getting some suede loafers, some trousers like https://www.uniqlo.com/uk/en/products/E482920-000, and then some shirts

must...stay...awake...need to...lift...

WORLD CUP
EVERYBODY JUMP

>>223249453
>cape verdean
>advance rape

might take up cronem posting to restore balance to the force

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Well said Mooresy

>>223249480
don't bother
just get your usual incel clobber

>>223249510
He's right

I wanna go to Asia never been
I'd like to see South America too but that's too scary

>>223249480
Depends on your budget. The big normie brands like ralph lauren and lacoste make stuff worth keeping. I have shirts literally from 20 years ago from RL that are still pristine. Stitching, color and shape all normal.

>>223249362
>>223249302
Family holidays suck sometimes, its fine to skip one. What are you gonna do instead?

>>223249510
This guy is a retard. While you can't withdraw or liquidate your assets that easily you can just borrow against your assets and increase your liquidity very fast.

>>223249099
Not that there aren't endless beautiful places in this country but I don't think people realise how impoverished it is compared to the diversity of undisturbed ecosystems
Like it's pretty common to have "areas of outstanding natural beauty" which are little more than birch and oak with an understorey of shitey bracken and nettles. Very low numbers of native wildflowers and shrubs and high potential for invasive species, because the whole thing is more or less artificial
Only case where biodiversity is actually good as a result of human action is in heathland

might play fallout 2

>>223249049
The so-called berg as it were

>>223249568
sit in my bedroom all week posting on /brit/ most likely

>>223249585
this
billionaires take out massive loans anyway to avoid tax

>>223249617
Fuck off.

i've had enough of your lip

>>223249168
You know how incels are like "we need to return to the past"

Nigga you'd be bullied in the past just like the guys in that video

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tens of thousands russians trying to sober up by signing a one year contract based on lies. a house of cards. i would be happy to expedite their downfall!

I'M A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN AND I'M ANGRY ABOUT LIFE BUT UNABLE TO MEANINGFULLY EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>223249049
looks cuter than that ugly cat that gets posted here

>>223249703
NOT ALLOWED!

>>223249694
Can see her tuppence

>>223249694
okay so that's a literally perfect bottom

>>223249694
spoiler this hog

>>223249694
actually mental how i'll never experience this
and yet for the majority of the population this is such a regular occurance the idea of going a few months without it is literally unimaginable to them

>>223249405
sick of hearing about it mate
every day with this crap
fuck off

Feeling blackpilled & furious

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>spoiler this hog

>>223249739
youve never kissed a girls bum before?
God help you

back in a minute forum
going getting another leffe from the cooler

>>223249739
it's honestly a miracle ive got to 32 without killing myself lol

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autist fest

feeling crackpilled and bicurious

>>223249739
An ass that nice is NOT normal

>>223249780
peng as fuck

Mrs Mahmood

>>223249798
No.... no !!!!
Peter is
He can't .. be
Dead !! it's Not
Happening ...

>>223249815
thank you i try to stay fit xD

mumberg was saying how an "intelligent and good looking young man" like me should not be in his room everyday
what do i tell her?

I wear jogging bottoms and a tshirt both black got a wardrobe of multiple of the same set of clothes like a cartoon character

蒙住我的眼 让我看不见
但月的盈亏还在我心里浮现

>>223249871
Tell her to buy you a place of your own then if it's so easy

>>223249871
I LIKE GAY PORN!

>>223249871
a weem o weh a weem o weh

>>223249871
Shag her

>>223249309
>>223249380
bro is jerking off to his autistic fantasy of a 4/10 blonde girl
what are you like?

asked a woman out a few days ago at work who I've been talking to for months and she pulled a completely baffled expression before trying to hide what she did and just saying 'she isn't ready'
going to have to find a new job now

Argentina should have won

>>223249871
Tell her if she moves out you'll be out of your room all the time

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fucking hell I went to the park with a football and was kicking it against the fence by myself and some chav kids came over and started calling me a paedo so I got my football and walked off and they followed me so I couldn't go home because they would know where I live and whenever someone else walked past the kids would say "excuse me mate/love you do know that blokes a paedo" and I had to walk for like an hour before they fucked off and I could finally go home

>>223249907
Wouldn't even entertain such a thought for fear of it going horribly wrong

I miss the footy already, bloody hell where are the pre-season matches

>>223249917
Why?

>Burnham has characterised Manchesterism as "the end of neo-liberalism"
right well that's ziedy dead isn't it

I cry out: Poo!

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how do these freaks decide which spammed shite to post? do they have them on rotation

that norwegian girl went bald at 17 and came out as gay at 16
and wonders why everyone in her home town thinks she is a freak
wtf?

>>223249971
truth is it's just another name for it

mad how when people were alive in medieval times they didn't think of it as medieval times and to them it was just the modern day

>>223249974
they keep track of engagement with spreadsheets

>>223249974
yeah pretty much, just post everything on rotation to bait (You)'s

i wish cape verde had won

>>223249872
this is normal
>>223249480
consider a freshly pressed light blue oxford

buying some shit off ebay that i need
>frying pan, pumice stone (calloused feet), and some t-shirts
what else should i get that would improve my life?

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>>223249996
>they are white
also spain had two (2) black players out of 26

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>mad how when people were alive in medieval times

>>223249998
yeah, and many of the peasants likely never thought life had been any different or would ever be any different

>>223250014
mad how yesterday will be remembered as a national day of humiliation for argentina

>>223250021
A girlfriend

>>223250062
don't be rude

Sabrina Carpenter BEGGED me for sex but I was drunk and rejected her

forgot it was friday

rorke genuinely breaking it down to some jpegmafia

screaming

>>223250088
I hugged her once in London

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this is real lmao

The richest 12 people in the world have more money that the poorest 4,000,000,000 people combined
That's capitalism, hope you're happy

sabrina carpenter is a biological male

rorke's casket lowering as owl city fireflies plays

>>223250123
this is what i look like.

>>223250135
stolen post
criminal offence

i wonder if girlfriendberg, and perhaps women in general, understand that i could easily destroy them in minutes armed only with my fists

>>223250131
I am, if anything the global peasantry should have LESS

rorke's curtains opening as modestep sunlight plays

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Official portrait of the prime minister just released

>>223250062
maybe.
Qatar was it for me, anything after that feels extra.

>>223250131
Works for me, I live a very comfortable life

>>223250182
sir pensioner basher

>>223250182
Let me guess... he was sysadmin at the local council

going for an incel walk, wish me luck

hi

>>223250182
Leftypol after he suddenly remembered a comment a politician made a decade ago

only 40k people watch burnham address the nation
more people watched the footie highlights
literally no one cares about a new pm we get one every week now

>>223250178
This is a UKF exclusive ;_;

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It's comfy anime times now team been a stressful 24 hours to be honest with the sink blocking and then me removing the pipes underneath and not being able to put them back (I did in the end) and the catberge urinating on my bed and having to get a plumber out to fix the sink and having to hand wash my cat piss soaked bedding in the bath because the washing machine was out of order due to the pipe being blocked somewhere been stressful

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your favourite smiths tune?

>>223250239
stay safe x

lads
little brother graduated from uni 3 years ago and still doesn't have a job
mumberg's crying but too much of a puss to do anything about it
all dadberg can do is say "you're throwing your life away" but he seems nonplussed

wat do?

I’ll stuff a midget up your arse.

>>223250280
what's the problem exactly

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weird, i always thought this was rorke

also interesting all the bullies were black

can't do any more... because of woke

>>223250280
there are no jobs

>>223250280
gfstein graduated 2 years ago with a masters no less and since then has been employed for 3 months

have a feeling I'm gonna get rabies for some reason

Headed to the Maldives in September

>>223250280
your brother is literally me
my advice to him is wank and go gym

>>223250280
how do you fit into all this

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>>223250290
I don't want him to be one of you lot
>>223250317
utterly false
>>223250321
through lack of trying or...?
why do you tolerate such sloth?
what does/did she do on a day-to-day basis without a job?

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the moment he became rorke

>>223250182
Sir Reddit Mod

>>223250311
what film is that

>>223250337
got a gay of account

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proper english rose

>>223250280
Give him the Louis treatment
https://youtu.be/hH_Wh-Lgj9E

>>223250354
has the face of a finnish subhuman

>>223250337
just a son trying to make his mumberg happy
as all good sons do

you'd do anything to make your mother happy, wouldn't you?

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fucking roaring at this shit

>>223250343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9EM8T5K6d8

>>223250280
My younger brother is the same except it's been going on longer, 'rents have given up
Only real thing they can do is force him out so he has to survive but obviously they won't so chances are yours will be like mine growing fatter every day

>>223250338
just let him be a neet you wagie scum

>>223248926
they're importing monkeys

>>223250357
Louis Theroux: Origins

>>223249871
Tell her it's for her own good

>>223250280
and you have a job?
and you have a first class from a top uni?
and you have a gf?
and you have mates?
your brother has you to look up to because boomer/gen x parents are useless

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>>223250366
are you employed sir

>>223250366
not taken in by such spooks as I'm not an easily guilt tripped worker drone hylic

>>223250338
ok

>>223250338
she tried to get a civil service job for about a year but it didn't work
then she got a job and was let go within a month (company didn't actually need her)
then she got a super terrible job recently and quit because they weren't paying her
for the rest of the time she just lies in bed and scrolls tiktok, cooks, watches tv. same as a male dole tosser
I put up with it because we fuck every day

>>223250367
forgot how shit dubstep is

Beardberg coming in strong

been unemployed since I left school 16 years ago

are you going to stay tonight
party to the morning light
this is where you want to be
from the basement
to the penthouse suite

HONEST ADVICE NEEDED FOR 21YEAR OLD FRESH GRADUATE
MALE
6 INCH BWC

>>223250357
full version
https://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ

wonder what louis is up to these days
probably posting here right now

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>>223250354
love her!

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Need to have to sex with english women

>>223250451
My advice? Stop lying about the size of your cock

i do not care for brandon sanderson books

>>223250449
Based

The Jews are the reason why I'm unemployed

>>223250451
you could do porn with that monster BWC

>>223250409
>and you have a job?
yes
>and you have a first class from a top uni?
yes
>and you have a gf?
n-no
>and you have mates?
somewhat

I do think you're on to something though
If I did get a proper gf and rubbed it in his face (gently) it might wake him up
Simply having a salary vs not having a salary isn't too much for him to make him feel a certain way about the situation he's in
>>223250414
obviously yes

>>223250464
are faye

>>223250504
gorgeous isn't she

all you do is hide behind the bloody door
you can't live like this louis

>>223250422
is she living off your money though?
wouldn't particularly like that

As long as she's doing literally all the chores I suppose it's somewhat tolerable
she is, right?
do you get onto her about getting a job or do you just let her laze about?

>>223250473
Finish Game Of Thrones you fucking hack

>>223250489
well then talk candidly to your parents about it like an adult
he probably has mental health

I refuse to wear glasses outside, I'll just squint at everything

>>223250422
tell her there's a vacancy on my bwc

>>223250516
*hyperventilates*

sleepstein loometh

be like finbar, go outside, meet new people, even if they're a different race than you, make a drill rap video, get a clue

>>223250561
*wraps a plastic bag round your face*
there you go mate, breath in slowly yes thats right

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don't lie
you would

been with gfberg for 9 years
we have never had proper penetrative sex because she has a broken fanny
she has never had formal employment
i do all of the cooking and most of the washing up
she occasionally does laundry

>>223250266
https://vocaroo.com/1lcCmRKoTBfq

>>223250518
nah she's living off her parents' money since she is an only child
she does the cooking but doesn't like mopping the floors so I do that
every time I talk about jobs and work she gets stroppy and doesn't want to talk about it, but she says she will "start searching again in August"

it's got to the point that some big companies are now auto-rejecting her for not being a recent grad

>>223250583
she has a vagina of course i would

>>223250575
Think I'll stay home in my smelly bedroom instead

>>223248767
>>223248767
>>223248767
new

i want a pet rat are they good pets

Sir Angela Rayner

>>223250588
i hope this is fake