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>>223255047It's him! It's the threadcuck!
polska cade
>>223255060
I am a cool looking vicious but friendly wolf.
Respond to this post letting me know your preferred pronouns for this new edition of /cum/, I want to be respectful. Maybe put your pronouns in the Name field as well until we all remember them.
>>223255047Spent $70 on 108 cans of soda and 32 cereal bars.
im absolutely demolishing this plate
>>223255043It's apology, as well as performative flagellation. Only recently has phrases like "white boy summer" appeared and the word white has taken on some semblance of a positive meaning.
Would you still be raped in prison if you deliberately left shit smeared in your ass
>>223255084Shid.Pant
>>223255095it's how libtards show they're "one of the good ones" but still above the browns by pointing out they're white and humble bragging.
>>223255102one of the worst posts I've read in weeks.
>>223255102These are the questions that need answering
it's fag/faggot thank you
>>223255102
SCOTT STORCH!
would you visit kazakhstan if flight was free
>>223255115They're actually signalling lower social status, the libtard doesn't believe he's higher than a neoliberal client group.
ponder the query, great minds of /cum/
>>223255102pray you never find out
>>223255142does it stop off in Japan first?
>>223255102i saw a video about a faggot or child predator or something who started doing that because he kept getting rapedidk if it worked or not
>>223255149no that's what they want you to think, but not what they actually mean.
alright here's what I was going to post>went 0/5 in Blue Archive PVP>again>awardbut I can't post that now because I randomly won the last match so the moment is ruinedI'm kind of mad about that desu
>>223255142yeah
How much for you to post a picture of you in the hot tub?
Someone else made the thread, but that's okay, they probably enjoyed making it more than I would anyway
>>223255166You're complicating a simple explanation too much I fear. They're not all clever enough to be capable of such perfidy that you imagine
>>223255181too much for you, especially if I wear my speedo
its so over
>>223255142sure. astana looks pretty cool.
>>223255199Or has it just begun
>>223255195$5. Final offer.
Absolutely demolishing my 2nd helpingham of curryfeld. Lovely.
>>223255192it's fine that you don't get it.
>>223255142Absolutely
>>223255142yeah I'd only want it to be a stop on my way to Uzbekistan thoughI could probably be convinced to take a flight to Poland desu even if I had to pay some money for it
>>223255206nah it's over. there's no light. it's dark in here
>>223255212
my fart is smart
>>223255142no because i dont like traveling and seeing normies
Hulk Hogan was asked to be the guitarist for Slipknot once. He turned it down.
>>223255206monday night raw just began
Boomer Bogan was asked to be lead Boomerist for Boomerknot? Damn, I sure love boomer music
>>223255206was that a Queensryche reference
>>223255238Only autistic #realtravelers visit Kazakhstan And Russians
>>223255250Slipknot are Gen X
>>223255226sex sex nah sex sex meh
landlordberg sent an email threatening to evict the thirdies if the don't watch their kids outside lol
im in love mature women
Gen alpha music be like>Hey look that British shemale is playing the piano with her penis how progressive *golf clap*
>>223255259Hush now don't you cry...
>>223255269Based
>>223255241Iowa mentioned
>>223255273wasn't that zejewski in pookraine?
i just turned 22, my life is fucking over
Guys they're bidding on the auction and I had to up my final bid amount from 75 CAD to 80 CAD. :(I'm scared
>>223255291Would a (you) make you feel better :3
>>223255250Here's my favorite Slipknot songYou think you're special, you doI can see it in your eyesI can see it when you laugh at meLook down on me and walk around on meJust one more fight about your leadershipAnd I will straight up leave your shit'Cause I've had enough of thisAnd now I'm pissed, yeahThis time I'ma let it all come outThis time I'ma stand up and shoutI'ma do things my way, it's my wayMy way or the highwayThis time I'ma let it all come outThis time I'ma stand up and shoutI'ma do things my way, it's my wayMy way or the highway
>>223255102I've always wondered this. From what I recall, prisoners target and beat viciously on inmates who refuse to shower and maintain their hygiene. So most likely this strategy would lead to you being targeted even more
>>223255291I'm about to turn 25, don't worry, I found out that my life was over actually at around the ages of 14-16. Nothing could have been done to save me after the year of highschool freshman
>>223255291I solo traveled for the first time when I was 22. Visited Vienna, Bratislava, and Prague.Was a great trip and a great year. My first kiss was also when I was 22
>>223255299give up now pussy you ain't got the balls to hang
wouldn't there always be residual shit in your ass thoughlike in your colon or whateverpretty sure they don't give colon cleansers in the joint
>>223255307>I've always wondered thisWe've got a real Aristotle over here
>>223255325Gay people are turned on by that
peeing feels really fucking good, people should love it and I am TIRED of having to pretend otherwise
I have thankfully lost all interest in women. I actually find them rather gross now. I can see straight through all their illusions and makeup. As you can imagine this has made me very hated by them on average.
Would you like to join the /cum/ discord? We might do a VC tonight with Zoom Zoom
>>223255325Boosie said that when he was in prison gay guys would douche each others asses with ketchup bottles
>"Oh so just because the majority of the mortgages that went underwater were Hispanics and Blacks you think they were the reason for the whole 2008 financial crisis?"
>>223255346fucking die faggot
>>223255331I've started thinking recently that gay and lesbian people just don't really exist anymorekind of sad
>>223255346Yeah if it’s okay that I’m Indian I’ll join
I just found out we're all going to make it
>>223255346Sure although generally speaking I despise D*scord.
>>223255291I'm a 30 year old ugly fat woman you'll be okay
Surely Sysco Corporation has a bottom-friendly-diet option for the inmates of our reformative penitentiaries
>If you befriend someone, they may allow you to take certain items from their home
>>223255358maybe they ate too much poo
>>223255346Yeah, post the link! We've really missed Zoom Zoom here, you should let him know that.
>>223255346I would rather see a Somali immigration Visa approved
>>223253136>>223253200If one were to render it in more modern prose, it could be translated into something like:>back when Adam was a farmer, and Eve made clothes, who was their landlord?Suggesting that rent-seeking elites do not contribute to society
>>223255368Bizarre gimmick
>>223255360it's not
>>223255389It’s ok I’m Brahmin
>>223255363>>223255375Aw sweet here ya go: https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZ
>>223255102No. Gays love playing in shit; it’s part of anal sex. Remember Brian constantly spamming gay scat porn?
>>223255400why you tryna get everyone doxxed
>>223255397Oh okay, why didn’t you say so!
>>223255319Is this true?
>>223255142>Would I go to the Wasian nationYou better believe it
>>223255366bio?and how fat we talking
Eeeeeee heeee *moonwalk* SHAAAAAMON If you can't feed the baby then don't have the baby HOOOOOOOOE
I can't imagine bifurcating the thread's userbase with a fucking competing chatroom STRENGTH AND HONOUR. HOLD THE LINE
gotta do something about the NSF
>>223255431lol
I’m just a bum
Gotta do something about the ENF
I forgot how much Zoom Zoom meant to this thread, I wonder why he left
Would you like a spot of my bumrum
>>223255411How are you gonna get doxxed?
>>223255453Most people with lives eventually move on from this place
>>223255400think I'll post this on /b/, get some real posters for you guys
>fk bullied off the general Texass and sexo poster next
>>223255432Most of the ones using it seem to be faggots so it's no great loss
>>2232554305'5 150lbs trying to get on some graynet ozempy I do have a giant ass thoughever
Shoot me
>>223255477he was literally here a few hours ago haha you can't do shit lil babby
>>223255498
>>223255431>If you can't feed the baby then don't have the babywhat did he mean by that, was it supposed to be ironicdoesn't seem to be progressive enough even for the 80's
>>223255508Seething reply
Ate too much. Overheating now.
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>>223255485i mog this foid btw. 6'2 180lbs and also have a giant ass lmao
I'm also a woman btw, not that it's a big deal
Kek funny Asean memehttps://youtube.com/shorts/CZfnr_htj6U
>>223255520dial-8 angry troon. also, just won a debate
>>223255556Peculiar outburst hmmm
i show up to the thread this starts playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xya0oO5WgA
>>223255555nice treflip nice digits
>>223255564seething reply
Let’s talk white culture vs black culture
>>223255485>ignored the first oneyep
>>223255578White culture goodblack culture bad
>>223255578Wypipo don't wash dey chicken
>>223255450erotic nude female?
>>223255485you should post your ass. as a joke lol. it would be funny haha.
>>223255578Pipe tobacco vs. Weed blunt
>>223255541I guarantee you I have a better ass than you
>>223255571I only know Shiro Sagisu from Outbreak Company
>>223255485Can I be your paypig
>>223255485please be my gf
>>223255601Like as a bit?
>>223255603Gotta give it to the blacks on that one
And in a darkened underpassI thought "Oh God, my chance has come at last"But then a strange fear gripped meAnd I just couldn't ask...
>>223255615sorry Leo I'm not blonde
>>223255614Your broke ass couldn't afford me
For some reason My parents are saying that I’m mentally ill and very close to being committed to a some sort of mental health sanctuary
> Bizarre gimmick
>>223255655haha that's weird. probably nothing though don't worry about it, champ
>>223255637as long as you're not brown and ugly
C WIZZY IS LOADED BABY
>>223255644>>223255655>>223255666cum is BACK baby
>>223255666I think they’re losing it
Rap about Bussy
the goyim have gone loco
just unloaded a frag grenade poo into the poopinghamstein recepticle
>>223255694When was the last time you visited the unemployment office
mouth hurts and i need some tylenol
Dubs and I deserve to die
>>223255687nobody wants to hear a rap song about gary bussy
This is who you're being mean to when you're bullying someone on /cum/
>>223255704fink i have never been>>223255679deez kittingtonshire are nuffink on minelaffable truly
Ruining my life
>>223255739phwoaaar hes me
>>223255725that'll give you the tism, son
>>223255739good, fatty should lose some weight.
>>223255739fag
Why did I drink so much
Having self destructive thoughts again
>>223255763
My English teacher told me I never would amount to nothing
What's Mexico's favourite tequila?
just give me like a taste of your pussy, just a sample
>>223255739Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
>>223255769Just remove the "self" part and you're good
everything in my life is shit
>>223255783probably don julio, which is pretty bad.camarena is pretty good for mid priced shit
>>223255781
People at Walmart won’t stop entering through the exit doors. It’s not right. It’s not right
>>223255781phwoargud kittingtonshire dissdecent to strong 6/10
>people>walmartum
>>223255806light 3/10 diss wuneapecially marked down for jeet hands
>>223255817Says the 4chan user rofl
how come nobody knows this?
>>223255836Many people know that
why does the israeli flag look suspiciously like the trans flag, at least in terms of colours? coincidence or...?
walmart shopper getting awfully angry about being poor in hereROFL
>>223255836Everybody knows that she was Greek. However not everybody knows that Greeks are not white
There's a certain type of person that feels betrayed when you tell them their life isn't hopeless
gee gee gee
>>223255836ben shapiro said greeks aren't white
>>223255847Indirect repliers are so effeminate
>>223255861Ben Shapiro isn't white
>>223255861no way, the scheming jew said that?? wow
>>223255807I swear to god sometimes the signs say to enter on the left and exit on the rightand it's just stuck up there with adhesive so it's not like some yahoos flipped the signs around temporarilyam I insane or is this an actual psyop
nah that's you
Been there
>>223255859babby
>>223255836common knowledge brodidnt take your classical and hellenistic greece class in school??
>>223255873so when is /cum/ going to start learning mandarin, spanish and hindi the new official languages
>>223255890Nuh-uh I watched the odyssey movie and everyone was paki and indian I thought that's how europeans were
>>223255863this is a fact, even if i don't know what you're arguing about.
>>223255906holy postretirementmobile
>>223255906Tonight’s kino just dropped
>>223255906you are fucking indian
he answered the call
>>223255788Eugh...
>>223255932Jacob Jones is one of those esoteric 'tubers that everyone can enjoy even if they don't chainsmoke or binge drink.
My case of sodie pop had a can bust in it and is filled with grains of rice. Should I toss all of them or just the case and busted can?
>>223255900well actually the armies of hellinistic greece did employ jeets in their armiesalexander the great's conquests reached all the way beyond the indus river basin where he fought indian kingdoms, establishing direct contact wiv the east to never such an extent seen beforesubsequent hellenistic armies of the seleucid empire imported asian war elephants from india and jeet soldiers into their armies
Alysa Liu likes Madoka Magica and Soul Eater
>>223255968yes we wuz white n shiet
>>223255956Very shortsighted
there's a woman in this thread right now with a large behind who won't have sex with meyou will never understand my pain
imagine being a boomer who worked his whole life, finally you retire and buy your coveted Lolvette and you just wanna grill and enjoy your life but then your 36 year old unemployed gay redditor son starts screaming and fighting with a stranger whose dick he just finished sucking in your basement about 10 feet from your bedroom and now the cops show up at your door and you have to deal with that bullshit until 2am
>>223255982nobody will have sex with you regardless of where they're posting on the internet.
>>223255987she only fucks asian guys
>>223255541>6’2I’m 6’3 though
What is psl in incel lingo
its so funny seeing gringos pronounce portuguese words completely wrong
alexander the greats defeat of heet emperor porus and his jeetan war elephants at the battle of hydaspes is considered wun of the great tactical masterclass in military histary
>>223256003doesn't matter white girls just want to date mexicans and indians and other non-whites sadly it's the world we're living in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_Pc5D8G-Isynthwave is the perfect blend of nostaligia and original futuro-optimism. millennials truly did invent something special with synthwave.
>>223255987are you stalking me?
>>223255989Sent that incel flying. Let's bully those freaks out of this thread.
>>223256018she probably fucks indians
>>223255861>>223255866>>223255868Post hands jewsperg>>223256022Only homosexuals and troons are incels.
>>223255861Wow I can’t believe a Jew was promoting “is X white?” infighting
>>223256018Whore
>>223256026America was founded by indians the original inhabitants of american were indians
>>2232560131/10 terrible mexican cat
Import fees and taxes from Canada are about 1/3 the price I ended up paying in addition. Still comes out to about less than half price of a boring new one with no story. Thank you for your well-wishing, guise, you won it for me.
>>223256011Bet you won’t post a Vocaroo of you speaking in English
>>223256018whats the point of a gf if she doesnt have pronounced puffy nipples
>>223255861a fucking jew said that? wow stop the presses, that's so uncommon for them to denigrate White people
>>223256047Hands.
saw the daily kvetch was having massive layoffs recentlywhat a pity!
>>223256052here you have it
https://voca.ro/13ltqR1e3ezt
>>223256062damn man sorry I messed with you you're truly a white european
Hindi is an Indo-EUROPEAN language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yY_CDZw1_kIt's just so good bros, a more elegant soundtrack for a more kino time.
>>223256076No one is denying indians are white
https://voca.ro/1cggsNPWGSnq
>>223255956literally me
why are we being raided?
>>223256018corr whos diss wenchoidwould sup the nips like king henry v on the french treasury
https://voca.ro/1katQEdCV20X
Somebody should cave my head in with a rock
>>223256096What are you talking about we're all indian
https://voca.ro/1fDBN6zN0580
>>223256096jewish internet defense force got bored? hired some new jeets? idk
reminder all european languages originated from india
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULZOgcHXwXwInstead of spamming garbage about jeets why don't you post something decent you fagola.
>>223256041u tryna get lead poisoning?
>>223256096because everyone white left for the superior website
>>223256109???
Why are you not watching Kill Tony right now?
>even reddit doesn't believe the hype about the negroddessey
>>223256129https://voca.ro/1ih40mIPxzQS
>>223256148It's a nice little 10min song
Tony Hinchcliffe is the kind of guy to die in a random car accident and literally everyone forgets about him 3 weeks later. You can tell he gets some kind of botox or collagen injections in his face too, dude looks like a fucking freak wooden doll or something.
>>223256186
So sihks are allowed to carry a knife because of religious reasons which includes seld defense but Candians are not allowed to do that. Seems unfair.
>>223256186fink dats hilary duff
>>223256132Lead is not used in the manufacture of pipes
>>223256129phwoooar would absolutely erasicate her asshole into the liminal void
>>223256192Christ almighty that is one fucked up face>>223256200I know who it is ya DINGUS. First nut I ever busted was to a Cosmo magazine of Hilary Duff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD9QVygWVMs
I hate my foreman man he constantly bitches about me being depressed and sad like yeah I wanna be working landscaping at my old ass age and I also like being a useless fuck up
Wish I weren't so shy
>>223256129would just unload round after round of semen into her face
>>223256223Just be yourself
>>223256040show us your kittingtonshire den>>223256217prefer pre-big bang theory kaley cuoco
>>223256220At least you get to work outside and stay fit. I know a ton of wagies who fucking hate their shit and would trade their cubicle for a shovel but they're now too fat, weak, or carpal tunnel'd to do it.
>>223256238
you wouldn't let your wife work in an office, would you?
back to the 'cord, zoomers
>>223256247DAFUQ U LOOKIN AT
>>223256243I would rather work in a office and do fuck all. I wish I took school seriously it's too late for me to go back to college man because fuck me
You will never get to experience blackmailing a woman for sex
>>223256231Myself is shy
>>223256252Modern offices are at best a daycare for women. At worst they are an extension of the high school cafeteria where popularity contests and gossip reign supreme and the worst personality traits manifest into horrendously cruel behaviour.
>>223256263easy there
8 inches or nothin
>>223256252I think some anon who did tradework in offices said women who work in offices have work husbands and literally get fucked at work from coworkers and upper management
>>223256271The "sit around doing nothing in an office all day" job is a meme for the most part. VAST majority of white collar wagie jobs have you over-worked, stressed out, underpaid, and constantly worrying about being replaced by a pajeet or AI. The humiliation rituals are endless. If a snarky foreman whining about you being a sourpuss is the worst thing about your job you gotta count your blessings. I have a relatively comfy WFH job but I did manual labour and construction when I was younger. There are a lot of days where I miss just being outside in the sun for hours on end doing basic exercises like stacking lumber or cleaning up brick chunks. Got to spend a whole day chasing a fat raccoon around a half-finished house one time, good day that was.
im so ugly its over
corr bet she sucks a good dick after a few mezcal / tequilla
>>223256289this bitch so ugly how is she famous
>>223256336she's jewish
>>223256328dont get diss meme pic fing
>>223256328Thing is I am doing landscaping it's hot, humid, miserable and no one will help me go into college without being in fucking debt. I am giving up going into he a lab tech now I will just work landscaping or somehow become a foreman
>>223256328>Got to spend a whole day chasing a fat raccoon around a half-finished house one timewell did you catch him?
>>223256336She's jewish.>>223256238Kaley is pure bonerfuel even today. Some of these girls have aged like fine wine.
>>223256328I would happily trade up and into your remote work laptop job
>>223256263breddy based hairfta be sed>>223256247would be decent kittingtonshire if wasnt fake
>>223256353phwooarr kate beckinsale anudda almost perfect lookerwow2000s had it goodtalent relly dropped into 2010s and 2020s
>>223256361on your bike
Trying to prep some banter for when I go to work tomorrow. Any ideas
>>223256348No, but only because that would mean an end to my fun day and then on to something less enjoyable. I basically let him roam around for the entire day, then lured him into the open garage at the end of the day with a bunch of leftover fish from the Portuguese masons and some Monster energy drinks the insulators forgot to drink. I poured it into a 5 gallon bucket and when he toddled outside I just locked the man door behind him, he had no choice but to roam around outside at that point. >>223256345College isn't always the answer, maybe trade college is a good fit. Plumber or electrician if you can afford it. If not, be an HVAC tech. Some larger outfits will pay to train you and get you certified. Use that job to put aside money for trade school and build from there. I didn't get my first real job until I was 28.
>I want leave my sisters place >Don't have friends Its not my fault Massachusetts and America in general is filled assholes
>>223256401go kill yourself
>>223256401shut the fuck up mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqz7-BuLijsha da bih bah
>>223256415>>223256407I am not Mexican I am half Syrian
>>223256390Where do you work? Office or jobsite?
What am I supposed to do all night
cant believe michael sheen was shagging kate beckinsale beggars beliefand as a resultkate beckinsale has a daughter mogged by her own mutherembarassingwhy arent parents more considerate of diss sshidd
>>223256401massholes haha
>>223256454Ayy I'm walkin here!
Wish going to restaurants by yourself was in Canada
>>223256448Hang out with the guys who hang outside the 711
>>223256460sounds like some kind of indie pop band"Going to Restaurants by Yourself in Canada" and their new single "NTMA"
>>223256440Warehouse
>>223256486haven't heard of them
>>223256500good, that means I can keep enjoying them in true hipster fashion.
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING
sometimes i wet the bed on purpose as an adult
Poopfart upon Shart
sumwun make yhe nuevo breadingtonhambergshirestein-upon-tees
rember wen bands used to be called smashmouf and hooberstankvery defaecal namespooperdank
New>>223256579
>>223256491Bleak I hope you get a better job soon
new>>223256590>>223256590>>223256590