you're not perfect edition previous: >>223257790
who here mahavishnu orchestra pilled?
>chick corea is not from koreaWTF!?!?
>>223259724seriously why tf is there no salsa here it's all just shitty chickenwhat is with the obsession with fucking chicken
>>223259859what?
about to smoke weed and goon and play videogamesbased
Is it patricide if you kill your step-father?
I never understood the point of this thread. It looks like another /int/ thread and not niche like /deutsch/ or whatever
>>223259891worst coast
>>223259914a place for /int/ anons to discuss baseball and hockey in peace
>>223259914North American general
>>223259914What's the point of Malaysia?
Asmongold has a filthy house gross
Nobody fucking likes me for some reason, I don't get itEven dadberg starts telling me how much he dislikes me after a couple drinks
>>223260027Maybe you should stop being a troon
>>223259600You just have to take a leap of faith
>>223259904
>>223259914/cum/ is substantially different from /brit/, which points to differences in North American vs European expression of culture within the Anglosphere. It just feels ‘generic’ or whatever to you because you’re living through the Pax Americana
>car quietly drives by with the audacity to use headlights at night>dogs go insane for 30 minutes over it you should be forced to get a license to own a pet.
You ever have an unsatisfying coom that doesn't shoot out very well and then it's like there's some stuck in your urethra that won't come out and it feels weird?
>>223260351are you dehydrated? sometimes I end up with a long strand of cum dangling of my glans for that reason
I'm a romantic warrior
just got rejected
>>223260380don't think so, it's more like I came before I was ready to something that wasn't hot enough to shoot a good rope for. My solution is usually to chug a bunch of water and pee out the cum
>>223259859Brazil has Taco Bell
>>223260446hahahahahaha faggot >>223260483open me a taco shop amigoim sick of these shitty beans
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not one good thread in all of 4chan
How do you guys tell apart a BBL from a real ass. Most are to easy spot, but there are some that take a minute or two to figure out.
>>223260579big black legs?
>>223260596Brazilian butt lift
>>223260579buxomous billiard latinos?
>>223260594gay
>>223260628it's not gay to not want to be turned into a pige
I don't care for ass
>>223260647huh?
Saw a very attractive negress today
shame starfield sucked so much assi enjoy bethesdajank but that one was just a bit too far
>>223260684read the thing
>>223260742I don't know what it is?
>>223260774dummy
>>223260792duh
currently in the pleasure dome
>>223260792I never read The Odyssey I thought it was two dudes talking
>>223260831get out of there
>>223260863why?
What if Nolan adapted Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
I wish it was socially acceptable to dress like this
>>223260512beans are healthy
>>223260890it is if you live on the west coast
>>223260859nah there's girloids and they turn his men into pigs like girls are wont to do
beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you
>you will never be in a 70s prog rock bandwhy even live
>>223261008>>223261024what's your probleam?
the bot is broken
>>223260992I mean I guess to be more fair, Circe turns his men into pigs the rest don't do that. anyways he stays there a year cause dat poontang
>>223261076what's 2 plus 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMZW2SILfhw&list=PPSVWow this is proper ass.
why aren't any niggas saying they're 6'1" they're all 6'2" like it's the magic number or osmething like if you made a chart there'd be some guys at 6' and ZERO at 6'1" and a yuuuge spike at 6'2"
>>223261103what an unbelievably boring video
>>223261179glad I didn't even open it now
why is leotardo sperging out in here
>you can't discuss politics but you can make million off-topic threadsjannies are fags
bros.......i think /bant/ is better
>>223261303is there a difference?
'bout to take the acid kool aid test
nobody replied to my off topic jazz fusion thread
>>223261303why
>>223261437cause he gay
lmao ok bitches be talmbout the clussy but when a REAL joker shows up they get the ick...smdh
i love papa meat :3
>>223261961nice to meet ya papa meat
GM
>>223259724I am kind of shock still I have had women interested in me especially because everyone on looksmaxing told me autists aren't attractive
Masha is so cute it's insane.
>>223263533autists are attractive if they have an attractive face
HAPPY 4:20AM!!!!!!!
today is the day I will finally reorganize my apartment>>223263795ugly rapemeat cunt
still smarter than you
Let me eat your butt
>>223260594Huh, my whole life I've been pronouncing it "sir-see" in my mind
How do you meet interesting and cool people to date?
>>223264464looks like a tranny
>>223264475You need to unironically passport bro to Europe, Latin America, Africa, or Asia.
>>223264480
dolo I'm outside but still my gun ride with me
This job is pretty sweet so farI can do epic vapeman rips and listen to muzack as loud as I want in my office and they keep me busy. Learned a lot so far
Behold, my guardian in Baldurs Gate 3
been using the advanced search option on wikipedia to search by category and find out interesting trivia, like who the earliest born person to have an internet presence was or the last surviving listed SS personnel
>>223265111she a baddie fr frwhat class/party are u planning
>>223265170I've been using AI to help me optimize builds in video games except I have to parse it 10 bajillion times because it always misses something obvious
>>223265213I spent all of yesterday planning just thatAstarion - 4 Rogue/Thief, 5 Ranger/GloomStalker, 3 FighterShadowheart - 1 Fighter, 1 Cleric/Life, 10 Bard/SwordsLae'Zel(My wife) - 12 Battle Master FighterMe - 5 Warlock starting out then figuring out what caster build I want to do from there. I was thinking lightning but the more I look into it it doesn't seem as cool as I hopedThe idea is that Shadowheart and Astarion are the scamming dickass couple where Shadowheart distracts crowds of people with her musical performances and Astarion pickpockets/stealers from everybody. Lae'zel is there because she is my wife and I love her.>she a baddie fr frThanks, I designed her to be like a succubus because all I know about her is that she attempts to get me to use the brain slugs, so she is a temptress.
>Reddit now requires you to log in if you want to use the old reddit styleI hate the modern internet so unbelievably much, they do nothing but make it worse in every single way they can imagine
>>223265691works on my machine running brave browser
>>223265728prove it
finally did it and moved me pc out to the living roomnow I can play my 360 and og xbox from the comfort of my chairalhamdulillah
>>223265889This is what America used to be about
in keeping with yacht fashion, I bought cheap plastic sunglasses that cover half my face. They go along so well with my soft curls, and the girls clearly dug it. I also had my teeth cleaned. And when walking down the street and listening to the most jazz fusion-inflected 70's R&B known to mortal men, I felt like a million bux. Next up: a safari shirt and shorts.
>>223265315Good build, swords-bard and thief-gloomstalker are strong af multiclasses. Berserker barbarian thrower is my personal fav.
>>223265994I've been really wanting to try a throwing build and a monk build but I couldn't justify changing Lae'zels build, it just works too well with her
>>223266035You could grab the returning pike from grat the trader in the goblin camp. Might be good for Baezel. It compliments martial builds well and is really strong in act 1+2.
>>223266105I could try that. I already grabbed a really nice sword from a demon on the tutorial ship so ill have to see if its any better
>>223266147> already grabbed a really nice sword from a demon on the tutorial shipMogs me, I’ve never done that. The returning pike is enchanted so it returns to your hand after you throw it. Probably won’t beat the demon sword in raw stats thoughbeit.
>>223266197I just asked him to drop it and he did lol I think casting hex first probably helped
>Shakira - Dai Dai - yesterday: 480 million views>Shakira - Dai Dai - today: 492 million viewsThe FUCK is going on??
I will now get high and play Call of Duty 3 like it's 2006 again
We never should have left the 2000s. Japan has it right.
>>223266313I respect Shakira's enduring relevance and hotness even in her mid 40's
>>223260211Rest in peace George Floyd
Once you go Pakistan you never go Backistan
>>223266430>mid 40'sShe's 49. But you're still right.
>>223266430>mid 40sshe's 50
Shit's gonna be absolutely brutal today.
>>223266497>>223266502ooh baby when you talk like thatyou make a GILF hunter go mad
hello
>>223266527I have summer>>223266580
>>223265728Brave, I find, covers over a multitude of sins.
received an invite from gymberg today
>>223266535lol
Wish I had a girlfriend so bad ;_;
>>223266703how old are you?
It's only 6:35 am but I've got lunch already planned. Two big ass pasta shells stuffed with cold rigott', pummarol and spinach. Eating good today
>>22326674132.
>>223266703H-hi
>>223266763where's the meat?
>>223266798I'm doing pennance, no meat till friday
>>223266789wizard or failed normie?
>>223259914I agree simply because 99% of the time it's just people blogposting about how they just took a shit. I'm not sure how the other generals differ but this one has always been terrible.
>>223266813i hope its a good cause
>>223266844I gotta get right with the G man. Too many lustful thoughts over broads at work
>>223266818The former ;__;
>>223266866grim
Made the 'ffee extra strong todayWe up as fuck
>>223266813fasting is a great way to deal with lust
watchin' 3 hour video of dest complainin' 'about snarkers
>>223266969Well it's not exactly fasting as I've just stated in eating two big ass cheese filled pasta shells for lunch, but it's the omission of meat
>>223263795Smoke and mirrors. Have you seen pictures of her without a corset, from the waist down?She has a massive lard ass and huge thighs.
today is catberg’s 11th birthday so I’m gooking up some unseasoned chicken breast for him
it's racist to not be racist if you think about it
>>223267055
>>223267021>She has a massive lard ass and huge thighs.Please I just jacked off already I can't do it again so soon.
white ppl don't season they cat food
We should do a Rod Stewart's greatest hits sing along.
>>223267021
>>223266885it will be okay
She has a sexy as fuck figure, anon doesn't know what he's talking about.
Maskusum, Menelaus, how you gon protect Ithaca, huh? Bronze age ain't like it wuz!
>>223267171WHORE
ah fuck, the Punisher WAS Menelaus, it was Telemachus
Why are Polish girls so hot? Damn.
>>223267246Sta senza pensi, nobody was listening to you anyway
Went and bought my gun for work yesterday I bought a 9mm semi auto FMK 9C1 (Gen II).I'm in a communist state so I have to wait 9 days before I can pick it up
>>223266885I’m <1 month from wizardhoodsee you at the sky fortress soon
>>223266997you're fasting from meat. fasting doesn't necessarily mean no food or even a reduction in calories. the point is disciplining the body. athletes do this all time.
>>223267290it's the blue eyes and stupidity that charms me
>>223267401You know something, sei giust. I'm a god damned saint!
This is what it looks like. Cost me less than $300
>>223267171Che peccato about the face, though
Hawk Tuah has been redeemed
>>223267462what’s your work?
>>223267462cool gun
Jacking off to girls on Pinterest is my new hobby
>>223267544Security >>223267552Thanks, I can't wait to shoot it
>>223267572are those creepshots?
>>223267608No, just pictures of girls
See that rubber bump thing on the back of the gun handle? Makes it super comfortable to grip
>>223267244*chefs kiss
>>223267462>fmklmao
>>223267620but the picture you posted would be classified as a creepshot
>>223267462Nice here is mine
>>223267662What's so funny
>>223267680Nice. I have to get a holster for mine and they said you can use a Glock holster but the Gunmancer at the store said it wouldn't fit well
>>223267572i was talking to a buddy of mine, and he kept sending me instagram stuff. i kept telling him, i don't have the app. so i can't open or look at anything he's sending me. and he kinda made fun of me, "oh look at him, too good for instagram." i laughed, said yeah, i am. but then i asked what was it he was sending me? and he said pictures of girls showing cleavage, legs, butts, etc. so i asked him why not just go on a porn site and see girls totally naked? he smoked and thought about it for a second, then went "well, that's too easy." we both laughed. he's a wise man. there is nothing sexier than a woman who is showing just enough to pique your interest.
>Troy, New York>Ithaca, New York
>>223267712I don't like the one I just gotIwb kydex one but this gun it too big to comfortably go inside pants
>>223267739You military?
>>223267722Yes this has been well established for a long time
>>223267828i'm a slow learner.
>>223259904Yes, ancient societies viewed adoption as the same as blood children for legal purposes
>>223267678I'm not into labels
>>223267733https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparta,_New_Yorkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athens,_New_York
>>223267771No I AM A SCHIZOPHRENIC AND I HAVE A GUNmy favorite tshirt btw
>>223267898Scary
The Greeks have much to teach us. They figured out most of life way ahead of everyone else . They made a couple of mistakes but what the fuck do you want, they didn't even have electricity. Really mind boggling how right they were about 95% of things
>>223267925:-)I did work in the firearms industry for a while tho, for CZ group and some smaller guysFun stuff
>>223267970Cool stuff
>>223267685maybe that it's a piece of garbage?
I used to prefer beer but now I’m all about that sugary fruit bullshit
>Americans get to own all these cool guns>Meanwhile in Canada we are banned from owning handguns or black coloured rifles because of boomers and shrill hags (immigrants are allowed to have illegally smuggled handguns tho, sentencing them would be racist o algo)
>>223268005i started just keeping liquor on hand. beer and wine are fun when there's some occasion, but just getting the day started? screwdriver, and make it a triple.
>>223267992I just need a functional firearm for work that I'm never gonna use, not some platinum plated engraved desert eagle. I didn't even spend $300 on the gun so who's laughing now
>>223268022I'm going to go buy my mommy a little Beretta she liked for her birthday after work today
>>223268137I kneel
>>223268005What kind of beer
committed my life to the practice of iaido. de wa
im a late bloomer
>>223267898https://youtu.be/L3tpqonMmZE
I'm a late boomer (born 2002)
if you didn't exist i would
>>223268290
>>223268312I love chillwave nice link
>>223266832I am taking a fat toilet clogging shit and guess what? there is nothing you can do about it
>>223268292think i'm just a nuisance weed
>>223268368He has no ass but must pooIt is pure jealiusy
i'd love death metal if it weren't for the cringe cookie monster vocals
>normies absolutely seething at ArgentinaWhy are they so easy to whip up like this?
>>223268022I don't like handguns, they're the most commonly used in crime. we should be allowed to carry guns around but they should be large and noticeable.
>>223268482Do people still give a shit about eric andre?
>>223268512i got something large and noticeable for ya
>>223268512We are allowed none of that in this raped, neo-feudal, jeetpocalyptic, post-national state known as Canada.
>>223268530nah. hannibal carried his dumb ass.
>>223268482You posting this leads me to believe you're brown Nobody cares about soccer who isn't brown in the new world
>>223268629ta-da!
>>223268629is he kill?
>>223268045real, I have a stupid amount of liquor stored because of a sale in April>>223268278I’ve tried everything. Malty flavour is the inly thing I’m not a fan of. Big fan of citrusy hops and guzzling soda-water-esque PBRs
>>223268580Seething at Aryantina? Brown
>>223268692Broke 2 legs and fractured arm but he lived
>>223268512I used to agree but now that I can’t legally buy a handgun at all I’m mad as hellAny kind of gun laws are just the powers that be tightening the noose
No one on earth can challenge my mind
Looka this jadrool
>>223268764it's one of those cases of science going further than it should have, hand grenades are also in that group. humans really need to stop being so fucked up.
>>223268482>desomatedThe American education system at work, everyone.
In my day, trolling was a art.
>>223268768because your mind is already “challenged”
>>223268855lmao unc we call ts ragebaiting now
I'm laughing remembering that (I think it was Australian) video of that guy who was a water spray bottle and walked behind his friend in the garage and pretended to sneeze on him and his friend flipped out
>>223268912It's so much better with sound
any murderers here
>Being a chef is one of the hardest jobs in the world if you think about it
>>223269031hell yeah
corr just dropped anudda gucci-ass stankenstein pooper in the brapper binpropa gud disspic related
texaco
>>223269090WTF
Cera Farmiga is paesan
>>223269090funny how this very Jewish industry has to have sex or sex references every 5 minutes.
Horror as Al Qaeda captures another major town in Burkina Faso
>>223268988Long ago in old/cum/ we had a Mexican who regularly claimed to be a murderer
>>223269178euros are waaaay more hedonistic
>*busts in the poosey and goes MMMMNNHHHHHHHH*
today, i will remind /cum/ to believe in itselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTdhiuoa35Q
>>223269181
>>223268864Damn, you must have been really mad to get this removed lol
I've had such a shite sleep schedule the last ~15 years that I have deep, prominent dark circles around my eyes. My friends say I look like a raccoon. I don't disagree.
>>223269292Same except I was born with them
>>223269198Euros don't make you think about it constantly by making it into a big deal, they show a topless girl smoking a cigarette and nobody mentions the fact that she's topless or makes a sarcastic fucking joke about it which injects sex into the general discussion.
>>223269292They make creams for that
>>223269347but they prefer inserting unsimulated sex into movies.
i got a cream for ya
its a bad day to be burkino fasan
is being stupid funny?
>>223269458Fasten these nuts
>>223269292>raccoon like 'lysa liu?
>>223269426no one watches their movies anyway. American media makes sex into a monolithic thing and it's annoying, we need to start making movies for men again.
Euros and Americans are built different
>>223269458why's that? did the feds also take out Ibrahim?
Sad day when you cant even say negro anymore in /cum/
Liuchan
>>223269031based
catberg really enjoyed his unseasoned freshly baked chicken breast (cut up to cat sized chunks)
Word of the day: Internecine
Look up a picture of joe rogans nipplesDon't want to get banned for NSFW but they are worth checking outHe must be into freaky shit
this is what factories looked like in the 1800s
bored of my labubus now
Maurecia.
what if William Carlos Williams had been from Williamsburg?
>>223269775at least they did before I fucked everythang up.
it's siesta time
>>223269906It's shower time
imagine some tandoori chicken with garlic naan and raita right now
>>223269827Sharie
siesta time is over
>>223269984With a little bit of diarrhea dripped on top for that authentic flavour :fire:
my japanese gf
>>223268764That's insane, I just looked up the freeze on salesVery gay, did you have any grandfathered? Did they come collect weapons from people?
penus milk
A friend passed me an oxycontin and in a few hrs I'm gonna consoom it and it's gonna be lit like in that Michael Keaton miniseries where they're all addicted to painkillers in that Appalachian town
>>223268022If it makes you feel better the swiss or austrians or something can legally own machine guns, but they still have pretty gay laws
>>223270108You can't milk a penis they don't have nipples
>>223269984And a mango lassi to wash it all down
>>223270120what's prevented you from killing yourself so far
>>223270120You're walking down a dangerous path
I wonder if a stronger gun making culture would effectively nullify bans. Not having bootlicker sheriffs is effective too though.
>>223270120toss it, friendot. knower
>>223269984Some Indian food is pretty good, it is very sauce-heavy though. Slop with slop on top of slop, kind of thing. Biryani is a decent alternative
Getting Thai food later
>>223270125when i milk my penus, white liquid shoots out.
>>223270152my boyish good looks, my love of getting high and my optimistic belief in high tech>>223270158I normally never take opioids...maybe once a year, and not even that.
>>223270227Wenus penussssss
>>223270120wish I had the willpower to stash drugs for later, I always have to get high as soon as I get my hands on it.
>>223270242baginanus
>>223270258And not just a little high right?
>>223270188I've been sleep deprived for like two weeks now, so I axed him for something to help with that
Idea: Doordash but for weed
>>223270372you can order legal thc products on doordash...
Idea: Doordash but for pussy
somewun instantiate the new breadingtonberg so i can inform about coppin' the latest pooingtonberg
>>223270372weedash
>>223270122Canada has more guns per capita than any country on earth except the USA, some war torn Balkan countries and Yemen (those microstates don't count). Yet our gun policy is entirely dictated by shrill hags who hate guns and want them 100% banned. Its so gay here and boomers will just keep this going until they are all dead.
NEW>>223270408
>>223270397Already exists, any escort will come to you if you pay her more
pooingtonshire, excuse me
>>223270074>Very gay, did you have any grandfathered? I don’t own any guns yet, just an enthusiast and pro-ownership.>Did they come collect weapons from people?This is actually a scandal here. There is a gun buyback program that has collected zero guns and cost a lot of money. It’s easy to get worked up about. We’re moving from facts and getting into my opinion now: it seems like the Liberals are afraid to scrap the program because it would make Quebec angry. I have never seen anyone anywhere in support of this program thoughbeit.
