Juno Edition
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>>223264513junopops
Hello you CUNT
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>>223264513Is this an anime?
>>223264548no this is a character from Overwatch
>>223264513BBC = Big British Cock
Thats a man
>>223264513every computer with an overwatch installation has built in NSA zog sensors that only let you play if your penis is below five inches in case you didnt realise
Poono
>>223264513Based retard
>>223264574YOU'RE a man
>>223264589*looks down at your willy*
>>223264559Not sure what that is, sorry.
>>223264616fuck off ian
>>223264616That's okay Ian, how's your day been so far?
wish i was a cute anthro deer girl with a little puffy tail instead of a fat ugly retarded bloke
>>223264648maybe being a fat ugly retarded bloke and wishing that are linked?
>>223264634It's ok, thank you.
>>223264667Concerning. Looking into this
>>223264673been up to much Ian?
wish i were a gay little monkey instead of a straight big human
>>223264715Raping my own arse mostly
>>223264737you're not Ian you imposter
i’m a deranged gay
>>223264737>Raping my own arseany estimates on speed?
>>2232647710.00003 mph
Ritualposting.... BEGIN!
>>22326479894 niggas :rose:
toasted sesame oil. peng
>>223264810Ritualposting end.
nibbling some 4skins
get the raccoon girl posted
nibbling some winnets
lies all around today is it
>>223264882
>>223264939...no;)
>>223264941um
sonion im crine
imagine where you'd be today if you put the effort in 10-15 years ago
>>223264513juno something lad, your edish is shite
>>223264648/brit/ niggas would fuck the shit out of yo deerussy
>>22326497510 years ago all i could think about was suicideso i'd probably be dead actually
>>223264939guy who is incapable of using the letter F looking at his full wheelie bin that hasn't been collected in a couple of weeks
>>223264975i put in massive amounts of effort as an 18-25 year old. got a first in uni. got hired at a top tech company. at work i was first in last out, working on weekends too. loved it.then at 30 i started to lose interest and enthusiasm. do the bear/bare minimum these days. cushy job pays well but i dread it every day. going to be 40 soon and hate my comfortable boring life but have no desire to do anything about it.
Gonna go back to the street where the homeless man approached me and run it backI've come up with a proper come back this time
>>223264265Don't understand the hype, my cashier is better looking at her
>>223265021typa shi
>>223264911alri mr portillo lad
>>223264975Same placeTrapped here I'd have left long ago if I could have ever done anything about it
has your mumberg ever called you good looking in your twenties?just wondering if they all say that
>brownsville, brooklyn>is full of browns
how do u get rid of blackheads on ur nose
>>223265020imagine where you'd be if you invested your money 10-15 years ago
>tower hamlets, london>is full of browns
>>223265075hamlet is a good word for a young american
yes life was so different to now back in...july 2016
>>223265071i did. money is not a problem. i could stop working today and not have to worry about money for the next decade. i have nothing else though. it's my only form of socialising and doing something semi useful with my time.
Téa Leoni's marmite motorway
>>223265070go buy some azelaic acid
>elephant and castle, london>no elephants or castles
>>223265137lots of south americans though
>>223265128now there's a woman who aged gracefully
>>223265147yes i heard that
>>223265137there was one but woke got rid of it
>>223265148has her bumhole retained its fragrant musk, thoughever?
/still on the same laptop and phone i was on in 2019
>>223265137they did have an elephant and castle but it was demolished in recent years and now it's just flatscompletely soulless place now
It seems structurally pertinent the elements of play here: rape, arse, black man emoji, speed, gay, monkey, deer girl, retarded, willy, poo; etc. A structural theory of /brit/-speak doesn't necessarily need to be built but could be used as a form of haruspication... Reiterative taboo, dehumanisation or loss of prestige, the homosexual inversion of the subject turned into a hole, or the cuck, or even the acephalous unthinking substance, the retard. One is reminded of Bergson's theory of humour, which I summarise roughly here, concerning the idea that humour in part stems from the idea of the animate made inanimate, or vice versa. What is actually funny about having one's arse raped at 9,999,999,999,999,999 miles per hour? The base-10 number system of course creates a natural hyperbolic attractor -- nine. Nine is the number of the limit, of an asymmetrical teetering towards the infinite, the excess of nine is obvious -- the speed of 9,999,999,999,999 and the same number to the power of 9,999,999,999,999 is exactly the same semiotically: a delirious, overspeed, which, combined with the sign of rape, and the allusion to the orifice of the anus, the unnatural or humiliating "punking" -- deletion of the manhood; creates this idea of a hyper-rape, a rape so utterly ludicrous and impossible that it seems to eradicate everything -- raper, rapee, and even rape-as-activity... especially if the ouroboros logic is applied: "Raping *my own arse*..." etc. Which begs the question: what becomes of a man who rapes his own arse? Although he has articulated a taboo, illegal substance, and thus eradicated himself, he stands victorious in his insurrection, his reversal of language. The weight of language has been shrugged off -- he has raped himself at an improbable warp speed, and now he simply repeats this victory, like pressing a button on a soundboard. It is the sound of a fart, a blasphemy against his own responsibility to be a rational animal.
>talk to egirl >She says I am not unattractive >I am physically attractive but I am a sperg >I would rather talk about trains and space
>>223265166>>223265193:(
corrr
black men
elephant is smelliest place in london
>>223265205bizarre
>>223265184typing this from a 2011-2012 Lenovo windows 7my phone is a Samsung A20 that my mobile provider gifted me in 2021 and it's due they gift me a new one, I predict they will give me a call in Autumn.
>>223265226is that ronan keating?
>>223265249luka modric
>>223265045Mine calls me handsome which is code for ugly
>>223265045Yeah
The pre-woke pre-covid days of 2019
>>223265232dads google history?
>jamaica, queens>lots of jamaican queens >whitechapel, london>only brown mosques what in the heck is going on here
>>223265286i wonder what /brit/ was like back thenwasn't around then
>>223265313More and better personalities, 190, Alan, Canadian nazi whose name I suddenly forgot, all the lads
Signs that someone you know might be gay:>They actually talk about music instead of just listening to it>Their favourite dinosaur is triceratops>They shower in a morning
>>223265233Exactly -- bizarre. Again the ludicrous "bizarre" is invoked; it is "bizarre" to rape one's own arse, as auto-rape is perhaps a genuine impossibility, at least in the logic of rape as a criminal act, consent as legal transfiguration. "Bizarro Rorke" being Rorke's inversion; the carnivalesque topsy-turvy world, the flatness of the deep animal, the card game and the White Queen... "Here we are all mad..." that is: "Here we all rape our own arses at 9,999,999,999 mph, or even, at 0.000000000000001 mph"; the implication being that we are beyond the space-time "down here", in the /brit/, we are without bodies, we can and should create new organs, new and imaginary entrances and exits of ourselves, new ways to rape, new and bizarre forms of crime...
>>223265070cheese grater
>>223265070lynching
any NatSocs in?
>>223265184was using a laptop from 2017 up until a few months ago
>>223265373Loads of them in the ground LOL
>>223265373santander me
Unrealistic Venezuelan sex arse
lunch time
>>223265373yes i am a Reform voter
How about it's "Project Hail H*tler* and it's an origin story from his perspective. Directed by the ghost of Kubrik
>spanish harlem>mostly hispanic>mozart estate, london>no mozart
>>223265481you can at least see mozart's house in london
>poowong, australia>no poo
might make THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!! my office catch phrase i think they will love it
who’s your favorite contemporary british celebrity?
>>223265584only knew the footballers, lewis hamilton, charli xcx and zayn malick
sir tim hecker
>>223265584pinklady, my future gf
>>223265584Did they purposely not show a single white
literally only recognised lewis hamilton from that pic can't believe grown men follow celebrities and shit
>>223265584sir anthony hopkins
>>223265584wow heckin celebs
>>223265639Fuck that fucking ratScum
>>223265630you don't know raye?
Here is a photo of Mars from my camera I thought you would like it
>>223265663Why
>>223265673no because i am not a 40 year old woman
almost crushed myself under the barbell today in the gym v embarrassing
I like pink pantheress's music but I will not be caught dead saying that out loud
>>223265630Think it's women rather than men desu, I'm sure they'd know the footballers but not others
>>223265683you thought wrong you bastard
>>223265584OLIVIA DEAN
>>223265713More of a Chappell Roan man myself
>tooting, london>no braphogs
im a gay homosexual nigga
>>223265713I still haven't heard her music, I only know her from /mu/ and when you guys post her, but she's very cute and I wish her well
>>223265687He knows what he did
>>223265683woke nonsense
>>223265683Pretty cool, what kind of a camera do you have?
>>223265663lol get fucked llewellyn
going to get some iced cream please save my spot in the thread x
i simply am not there
>>223265813rum n raisin
>>223265840i dont think the last panel is accurate
when you think about it if the Ice cream has just a bit sugar to be tastefully sweet and no preservatives and xanthym gums and bullshit it's pretty healthy, it's just animal fat and milk stuff and protein - real icecream that is >>223265813np
sacream
In my lunchtime lull era
italian gelato is overrated. nice creamy ice cream from devon or cornwall is the best
leelee sobieski's musky tuppence
>>223265870>long term association for the entire world cupsix weeks is long term?
exberg is very openly posting on twitter that she moved to london and is actively hooking up with a british drummer guyjust fucking kill me
England > Scatland
business idea: send this meme to your da to make him laugh
told a lass i play drums now i shag her rotten every night
>>223265910he probably fucks her arsehole with his drumsticks lol
>>223265910common yank L
>>223265359This
>>223265920are you 15 years old mate?
>>223265910extra foreskin for exberg eh lad. nom nom nom
>>223265900nice breasts>>223265910sorry to hear that lad, Id suggest you block her or something
Why are tradesmen so scummy? Literally try and rob scam every penny out of you they make enough as it is since none of them pay tax
I DENOUNCE /brit/ AS THE ANTICHRIST
>>223265973Ignorant fool
>>223265936are you 35
what makes the red man red?
>>223265973do it yourself then
shagging this yank slag and I shove my drum sticks up her bum during, she bloody loves it
>>223265870lol watch argentinians say this account now means that all critcism of argentina is false and a result of a smear campaign.
>>223266028tiger lily sex
>>223266040alri rick allen mong
do you guys think I can get a gf who looks like Guinevere Beck as a boy who earns £600 a week
have sex
>>223266144no tooth era was funnyhttps://vocaroo.com/1aAn7ZMwS85M
would you rather be a virgin for your whole life or only get to shag pakis and blacks
>>223265939bizarre seethe
>>223265973they also love to shag wives/gfs
>>223265910definitely cockmogs you
>>223266196would i rather be you or your mum lets see
>>223266196latter obvi
>return to the gym>muscle memory comes back>go from 60kg to 70kg bench in one weekhappens every time it's mad
tt's 666 o'clockthe devil's hour
>>223266196the latter
>>223266196Oh wow the horror
>>223266255grim
need yankette gf
told a zoomer girl on a date last night that Sabrina Carpenter's aunt was Bart Simpson and she unironically went "who's bart simpson"getting too old for these zoomies ladshave to accept I'm an unc
>>223266270bruhh!
>>223266270Sure u did lid
we just posting nonsense then
>>223266270im a zoomer and i remember bart simpson distantly
*holding a newspaper with the headline WHO IS BART SIMPSON?*Who's Sabrina Carpenter?
Moved down to working 2.5 days a week recently and my life is immeasurably betterMost problems in society stem from the vast majority of people being stuck in the full-time 9-5 low wage runt cycle
might buy a pair of loafers. probably not though as i am TERRIFIED of stepping out of my comfort zone
>>223266321buh buh buh but what about rent and that
>>223266321NEETs go genuinely insane without workPissing in jugs, watching anime, all sorts.Man was made to work.
Might buy a weighted blanket
>>223266356they never fit around my skinny little heel
the homer let the barts out song is fucking evil
>>223266367would love a zoot rn
>>223266369Man was meant to do SOME sort of toilwhether that was hunting and foraging for food or toiling in the mines for foodbut we're not made for 9-5 full time work nor are we made for neeting
might finally use that kindle I bought 5 years ago
if he can do it why can't you
the read
>>223266259I LOVE BLACK PUSSY
Uzbek gf 2026 hopes fading fast
>>223266425>millionaire
>>223266424rough
>>223266369i prefer wanking and video games all day to having to stack shelves or pour pints all day
>>223266425I don't make 30-50 grand a day sitting on my arse playing video games complaining about how fat feminists are
got no friends prospects life experience or moneybut i do have my cheerful disposition
is it worth getting an ahdhd & autism diagnosis lads
AY CARRAMBA!
>Ann Widdecombe 'was hit 21 times over head with hammer in attack caught on camera after killer entered through open front door as she ate lunch in kitchen'leftypol is mental
cos baby there aint no mountain high enough, aint no valley low enough, aint no river wide enough, to keep me from raping my own arse
>>223266471right well that's a screamer
>>223266471genghis scream
the Ian "nigga"
leftypol be like>I must kill this retired politician rather than wait a few years for her to die
>>223266464I dunno about autism but adhd takes fucking years on the NHS so if you can afford private go private or just self medicate
>>223266466nigga brought a giant conspicuous stick only to not use it what an utter FOOL
>>223266466years of polarization and radicalizationRussia can't defeat the west militarily so they are turning us against ourselves
>>223266471
>>223266466around leftypol never relax
Miss 2014-2016 SO BADLY
>>223266512ADHD waiting list is a lot shorter these days, can get it done in under a year now
>>223266537If you think Russia did this you are ZOGged goycattle
I love to escape into a good book
>>223266514the stick was a decoy obviously
burnham had a good day yesterday, has to be said
>>223266466we should put this guy to work
Miss 2014-2016 SO BRADLY
>>223266466why is leftypol so violent
>>223266464was thinking of trying that to get prescrption speed just to find out they dont do that imc
>>2232665792010-2012 for me
>>223266545me too :(
Fable has just solved the Rorkobian Conjecture
>>223266579were you born in 1996?
Want a british-indian girlfriend with big white teeth and dark thick eyebrows so bad
fuckin zoomers
chaps
>>223266579I miss 2000-2010.
>>223266609No 2000
that's the council doing a shit job of cutting the grass again
letting out a feral howl and ripping my cock off with my bare hands
every year were the same shite2000-2026 don't miss any of them
sex
Bastani. Stevenson. Binface.Britain is broken. On a structural level.Get over it rorke.
they say scatland in america tho
that's the council doing a shit job [...] again
>>223266683looks vile and foul
>>223266678Havent seen one decent new film in about 15 years
>>223266678Damn boy how old is u
>>223266642i dont imagine only 5 ships were built in the entire USA. more likely it means container ships or other commercial vessels and all the US shipbuilders are more specialised
>>223266689he missed the broken britain content trend by over a year
>>223266707Um No Country for Old Men?Welsh main character btw
might start a PMC
>>223266755
my fav year was '97
SEX WITH RACCOON GIRL
>>223266755i saw some big PMC interrogators get paid 120k a month but imagine its waterboarding people with gasoline or something
>>223266784how Rastafarian mfs respond when you ask them where they're going when they're on their way to the council
Had new bin dates for months now and the bin men still sometimes forget to come on the days.
>>223266804lmaooo
>>223266755alright big boss
>>223266425this image has enraged and demoralised me
apparently women sometimes randomly have a period that lasts a whole month
>>223266689Colleague at toil was like this after coming back from Norway
>>223266788my favorite year was 1066
cant wait for steamingtoil friday
>>223264546You quoted Trains, Planes and Automobiles before, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?
>>223266826call that an ellipsis
where's good for film recommendations
>>223266792racoon girl detected but negative points for the AI
>>223266863gp love the racoon girl but hate AI
>>223266857/tv/
>>223266425i recognise that type of makeup
>>223266863>>223266872luddites
mad how much of a pathetic loser friendless incel virgin unlikeable stupid cowardly hopeless repugnant lustful vain arrogant ugly attention seeking self hating "man" i am
>>223266857me
>>223266873>>223266882cant be arsed with them i'll just use imdb
>>223266831that william was a real bastard
>>223266894well it could be worse
>>223266873>>223266882/tv/ is full of paedophiles
>>223266921bit like /int/ then
>>223266894could have just said "slug man in"
might rape a seed
>>223266924those food items are much larger than my penis
That's the NISSIN yakitori pot noodle devoured and the pear flavour squash imbibed
>>223266924courgette mogs me
>>223266689The people in this country are by far the fattest, ugliest, and most childishly behaved in the world, and we're not "rich" in any way aside from having plentiful consumer goyslopWhen you go abroad in Europe you're seeing what a normal society actually looks like where the people aren't infantilised ugly fat povvos
You WILL be watching capekino this December, right /brit/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVNGjRFZGk
went out with my aunt once and was chatting up this bird but that abruptly ended when my aunt happened to mention that her labour's weren't too painful and only lasted a few hours and I can tell this irked the women because she kept asking my aunt questions to try and basically get her to say that it was painfulgenuinely bizarre that she seemed offended my aunt said her giving birth wasn't too painful, from then on she was very cold with me and then decided to leavevery oddno, ive never shagged my aunt up the arse btw
>>223266976>in the worldI meant to write in the Westwe're not THAT bad
>>223266894Gotta fix ur life then ain’t ya or u just gonna waste your life
>>223266982grow up
>>223266929chortled
>>223266985ever shagged her up the arse
slept for 10 hours
>>223266985your aunt is basedwomen like to boast the pain of pregnancy because they see it as a badge of honour, even though all it's doing is scaring other womenthat girl clearly didn't like the fact that your aunt was not part of this collusion
banned myself from instagram reels nowhave eliminated all short form content...all that remains is /brit/
no one is willing to talk about how mental leftypol has gotten recentlyexpect to see more of it as rorke wins more and more elections
>>223266879I genuinely don't understand how that kind of eye makeup works
Feeling relatively depressed today. I'd rate my mood at a 4/10 and energy levels at a 4/10
>>223267034try it for your knob
>>223267018yeah makes sense thiswomen in my family have never been part of that kind of hivemind I've found
>>223267058so you're an 8/10 then? not bad really
>>223267058how big is your willy
2/2 for sweaty bollocks
>>223267087
>>223267033I'm not particularly rorkish but it is fucking undeniable how insane a certain kind of leftist has become in the last 10 years.
>>223267033consider visiting the politics board
>>223267034it's partly ai filter. 99% of women use it on tiktok. you'll be in for a shock when you see them in a candid photo.
>>223267122put the hammer down mate
