>put him in a thirdie country>he’ll be bald by 25>also give him poor social skills>Lord, isn’t that a bit rou->GIVE HIM A BELOW AVERAGE PENIS AND HEIGHT AS WELL… let’s see how he fares this battle
>>223269971>Give him a low IQ as wellIt never even began
>>223269971Yaldabaoth W
>>223269971Middle-class Americans will see this and still complain they have a tough life.
>>223269971>And to top it off, lets make him addicted to a loser image board that will make his already damaged mental health even worse
i have a micropenis and the only way i can have functional sex is bottomingi dont understand what is the god plot
>put him in a thirdie country but make it so he migrates to a firstie country after middle school>make him tall, attractive, easily puts muscle>make it so women like being near him and are nervously giggly around him>Make it so he excels in academics, can't forget that>Lord why would you make it so eas->ALSO MAKE HIM A LAZY TERMINALLY AUTISTIC INTROVERT WITH NO MENTAL CAPACITY FOR SOCIALIZATION >he will be my experiment on mentalcels
>creates humans as imperfect beings>waits for humans to do something wrong>punishes humans>lets humans torture his son >forgives humans because they tortured himwhat kind of a schizophrenic wrote this
>>223270039Low IQ people are often very happy.Nahhh, God gives us just above-average IQs. Not enough to be really good at something, but just enough to realize how miserable your dealing hand is.
>>223270113>lazyget checked for AD(H)D bro, i'm in a similar situation. nobody questioned why my room was always messy and why I would lose essential items all the time cause school was easy for me
>>223270145My opinion is god exists outside time and space and casuality works both ways
>>223269971>thirdies wake up to this every day and claim to suffer
>>223269971Thank G-d I was spared of the last two
>>223270288I think that just makes it break even more, if you already know what is going to happen but you do it anyway, it just becomes clinically insane instead of just incompetence
>>223270306The places where you wake up to this are either expensive or violent, sometimes both
>>223270394Isn't that just what Rio de Janeiro is like?
>>223270109>give male g-spot in the asshole
>>223270428rio de janeiro is a city not a beach
>>223269971>muh social skillsCan't blame God for that
>>223270145Americans built a country around this concept but instead of going to hell you go homeless
>>223270109Do you have Grindr?
>>223270565i had, but giving your ass to strangers is extremely humiliating, so I deleted it
>>223270501>
by the laws of probability, for a beautiful man with a huge cock to exist, there have to be other ugly micropenised males. you sacrifice does not go unnoted.
>>223270163thislow IQs would rarely ever find 4chI genuinely think low IQs normalfags are happier overall than low IQs that find 4ch in their teenage years and get blackpilled on the truth of the world
>>223270601did you actually cum
>>223270306those kind of paradisiac places are owned either by natives or rich jews, and they are priced for tourists. They are expensive, though very worth it at least once. Seeing and being in these kind of paradisiac scenes with your own eyes and body is very healing. A very potent dose of pure and unadulterated hopium, if you willt. went to san blas once last year
>and now for my latest experiment>give him good looks and a huge penis>but make him mentally retarded and afraid of women>make him nauseous when talking to women >yes that's it, sweaty and shaky hands too>ah, but of course, I almost forgot>give him a strong yearning for romantic connection>make it consume him>behold, a schizoid
>>223271239It looks like heaven, I hope after I die I wake up on a tropical island.
>>223269971>give him manbobs>give him smallest cock in the world>give him depression
>>223270522>>muh social skillshumans are social animals ... social skills are very important!
>>223269971>now give him no interests, no talents and no passions>make him drop every hobby he tries within a year tops>now make him chronically tired even though he isn't doing anything>now force him to spend the next 12 years on a mongolian basket weaving forum arguing with people he'll never meet about shit he doesn't even care about
>make him tall>make him athletic>make him smart, hardworking and tenacious>he will have quick thinking and a sharp sense of humor>everybody will notice his kindness and be kind to him>he will not be fooled or make a fool of himself>and why not, make him happy god really created a guy like this and then he decided to make me to compensate.
>>223270306>die of malaria
>>223271569This hits very close to home
>he loves big bundas and warm all year round tropical weather?>put him in a grey firstie country with flat arsed bints
>>223270109>>223270601that's brutal brother
>>223270306>no drinking water
>>223271909>die of malaysia
>>223272145Just crack open a coconut
>>223272145Just get used to drinking seawater
>>223272145Ocean looks pretty nice to me. Slurp it up. Be grateful for what you're given.
>>223269971Literally me why did god punish me as the only incel in my country and take way all my hope anons...
>>223271569literally me
>>223272145>make humans 70% water and cover the planet in huge pools of water but pour a whole lot of salt in there so they can't drink it
>Ah yes, Chad>Hmmm let's see...>High IQ, big dick, 6'2 aaaaaaaand a trustfund>Huh? That little fucking pissbaby anon is complaining about his giga cancer again?>Fucking little chud retard bitch that's a GIFT>Just for that I'm going to give you norwood VI
>>223272345ask your sister for sexis it really that hard? her friends are bored and just want a man fucking them
>>223269971He's basedHe's making you undesirable so you can feel the need for god
>>223269971How to counter the demiurge/satan:>fixes his confidence >gets a hair surgery or take med>gets a decent job and learn how to save up money wisely >BTFO of the demiurge with power of the holy soul and makes him seeth>reminds himself that all of these material things are nothing and only focus on soul soulmaxxing by doing the good
>make her a submissive cumslut>put her in an ugly male body
>It's just a test bro, trust the plan >t. sex haver
this is why we need eugenicsthe entire human population should be blonde Nordics with big dicks if they're male and big tits if they're female and who live to 120 in perfect health
>make him lose his father to illness at 7>great now give him exfoliative cheilitis because fuck him I guess>let's spice things up a little. Have his childhood friend die in a freak accident>welp, looks like he's pretty much dead inside. Good job team
>>223270306Kiribati is one of the poorest countries in the world despite being a tropical paradise
>>223275382Sorry, anon. :(Life sucks.
I've spent the majority of my life a shut-in.>single mother>raised on benefits>never attended secondary schoolI was literally born into an average middle-class household, too, lmao. How the fuck does that happen. Christ, what a disaster.
>>223271500They are. Doesn't mean skill are stuck at one level. People can learn.
>>223272116I just wish i had a normal dickFucking seems nice
>>223275826>never attended secondary schoolYou what, how?
>>223269971Low IQ is genuinely not a bad thing these days. You’re on the same level as foids and can vibe on the same normalfag level. Also low cortisol
>>223275826>>never attended secondary schoolwhy?
>>223269971Trvke. It was game over the moment you were born in the third world.
>>223276464>>223279389If only you knew how bad things are.
>make him a manlet (173cm)>have him balding by age 25>give him autism, but make it so he's too stupid to get it diagnosed>hahahah and put him in sweden
