>Is that... a vulnerable quapa female art student walking alone at night in cleveland?>Go Tyrone, my strongest soldier, I bless you with this battle
why is He like this?
>>223272663lol
Dude don't disrespect god you'll go to hell
> Oh look! An African child is born> Well, time to hit him with some of my custom made pathogens (TM) and kill him before he enjoys life> His bitch of a mom better thank me for this!A truly merciful diety.
>>223273087will go? future tense?where do you think we are now?
>>223272663being omnipotent means he watched all the cp in the world
>>223273160>watchedcreated
board quality has never recovered
>>223272663>>223272983Remember when you were a kid and you farmed xp with your favorite Pokemon by having it defeat harmless random Pokemons? God is doing exactly that.
>>223273160*omnividentthat's the word for all-seeing
>>223273509holy trvke…
>>223272663rofl
>>223273160>>223273160>Daisy, my child, I will test this Australian gentleman, don't be afraid!
>>223273173What do you think is gonna happen when the pleroma popo search his hard drive?
>>223273958DOCTOS
>>223272663kek
>>223273925there's not much of an audience for this reference on nu4chan
>and now for my final act, i will invent.... testicular torsion !!
>>223274948oldfags will know
>>223273087Then capitalise the G you silly billy
>>223274948we had a thread about him just weeks ago tho>>222827431
>oddly specific scenariowtf is OP talking about?
>>223274948
>>223273105It's a test or however the goyim is slaving away
>>223273160isn't HIM (YHWH) the same one that wanted virgin blood and sacrifices before the new testament turned him into a dindu nuffin'?
>>223273160omnipresent, too, so he took part in all of it as well
>and for my next trick Muhammed, I will send in the zutts
>>223276276>You need to get zutted because... you just do ok?
You will all go to hell for your slanders against the one. If you believe that life is hell as it is, wait for the real deal. You have no idea what an eternity of suffering means.
>>223277099>If you dont believe in me I will torture you for eternity because.... TO HELL WITH YOU
>>223273925
>>223272663God's plan.
and on the sixth day, God created cp. And God saw what he created, and it was good. And on the seventh day, God rested.
>>223272663God helps those who helps themselves. In this case he helped Tryone.
>>223273925Holy fuck kek
>>223273925i laughed irl but felt terrible about it
>>223272663Based