Kent edition
kent man in bedx
>>223277812Have you ever taken it?
Visit Halifax
>>223277828I live here it's a fucking shithole don't come
*watching from the distant shadows, speaking quietly into a recorder* approximately five to nine... they're beginning another, no signs of stopping.
>>223277791i only see one kent around here, and he's pahstin the op
Sex: I need it!
>>223277835Howard?
nth for the holodem
This is your daily reminder that the English treat the Scotch like flies, allowing them to buzz around making lots of noise for a bit before promptly swatting the cunts into red mush.
Might move to China
>>223277850Nope
>>223277824taken cialis. you can get like that naturally
>>223277844what you need is a clue
im kentonese
zesty flodden
reminder that lifting weights will make you lose weight quickerif you're obese you should easily be able to lose fat and gain muscle and the more muscle you have the higher your calorie output
>>223277865Viagra made me so hard it hurt, my erections are not like that normally, also made everything look slightly blue, haven't tried cialis.
>>223277863literally no need just hang around 10 years
In beddington winding down for an early night. Not been getting enough sleep you see
>>223277859arent there also battles against scotland where we outnumbered them massively and we were all slaughtered and they had barely any casualties
Me? Live in Shropshire
>>223277906ktim
>>223277874Doesn't matter if you shovel slop into your gob every day like fat cunts do.
>>223277859mad how hundreds of years ago loads of lads would just meet up in a random field somewhere and start knocking the shite out of each other
had my fruit. off to read a book now
>>223277909nah
this nigga eating fruit and reading books
>>223277932yummy
>>223277909yeah bannockburn
>>223277932Has tonnes of sugar in, same with Ovaltine
>>223277939mf wanna be Ian so bad
i am willing to fight and die for ukraine!
>>223277916stabbing each other with spears and that was welli'd HATE to get stabbed with a spear
>>223277915please refrain from making dull little annoying comments like this please, everyone with a brain knows my post implied it as part of a more general weight loss plan but you just wanted to be a tedious cunt with your know nothing opinion
>>223277610how is this allowed>>223277658I remember one time I was at balcony with a girl who was a friend and another girl and my friend said to the other girl what are you thinking about and the girl said "I'm wondering how big is his (my) penus" and we all laughed so I said it's not big at all :D
>>223277976illegal camera angle
HOLD MY HAAAAAAND
chess
We are something special. We are the /Brit/ team
>>223277993I LOVE WILLIES
>>223277976Not allowed!
Rorke getting stopped by the police and telling them he's a sovereign citizen
the talk of the day on /int/ is some random streamer dating an asian porn whorethis is how pathetic this place
>>223278002cute girls have really put chess on the map again, there's a very charming blonde girl that goes and plays people in the park, I like her videos
>>223277859interesting thing about Thomas Howard on the English side thereHe's Anne Boleyn's grandfather AND Catherine Howard (two of Henry VIII's wives).His house was in held low-esteem by the Tudors because his father, the 1st Duke of Norfolk, fought alongside ol' Hunchback Richard III at Bosworth Field, died alongside him too.Thomas Howard restored his house's reputation, Henry VIII's showers him with gifts and praise - puts him in the ol House of Lords with a hereditary seat.Duke of Norfolk still in the Lords up to Tony Blair's House of Lords reform act in 1999 where all hereditary peers were turned into life peers - with two exceptions who got to retain their hereditary status - Lord Great Chamberlain (which is passed between three different families) and Earl Marshal, which is held by.....the Duke of Norfolk.The current Duke was only kicked out as part of Keir Starmer's bill to abolish hereditary lords entirely.So this battle that took place in 1513 had effects on our legislature that still stood until literally a few weeks ago.Nobody's going to read any of this.
>>223277915sorry this >>223277987 post was unnecessarily aggressive
>>223278039nah i'd fuck up any copper
>>223278002Were you on the /sp/ sticky thread that fateful day?
>>223278041Anna Cramling's a qt
>>223277791wewe
if any pig tried to arrest me they'd end up like that ginger muppet at manchester airport
>>223278053i read itwish i didn'tbut i read it
>>223278088yes her, love her positive energy
>>223278063what happened
>>223278101Rasheed
things are heating up, can feel it in the air
my dad went for a walk on the day that it was 40c in 2022 and nearly diedsays he doesn't remember ever leaving to go on a walk so he must have had heat stroke even before he left lol
Put the biomass through a massive blenderFeed the slop to the pigs
enjoyed my return to /sp/ for the world cupwas my home board a long time ago
>>223278136sonion
>>223278088>>223278041I like the Asian one, don't remember her name
>>223278131Maybe he didn't leave, it was just a mirage, he was sat at home the whole time.
Ah yes im more of a distinguished physical media kinda of guySay, have you seen the frasier?
>>223278163spooky
House the biomass in flats clad with ACM
>>223278152the one that gets beat by 8 year old boys?
>>223278169Mine's on all on a hard drive, so it's physical
>>223278111Someone posted an Andrea bunkr
Just deciding on what telly to fall asleep to before I get some mouthwash and touch my willy. MENTAL
>>223278143I didn't. It's more of a shithole than this general and reminded me why I fucked off from there.
>>223278194The one where she's got her tits out? Shame it keeps getting taken down
>>223278195nonsensical disjointed post
>>223278195grow up
any footballs in? why is this not a penalty then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnKvlQ2h7si mean he exaggerated by the guy cleared used his elbow to shove him, which is a foul, correct?
alone againnaturally
>>223278143Eternal Arsenal thread calls out to me
Eternal sex arse
any Drumeo watcher in?
Need to apply to one job before i fall asleep, but I'm already drowsy.
>>223278252SOON
>>223278192her name is nemo>the one that gets beat by 8 year old boys?no idea i just think she's attractive lol
>>223278243That's the Championship you can do whatever you want there nobody cares
last 2 hours passed and it felt like 5 minutes
>>223278243dont watch non-league
been going to the gym for 5 months now and I legitimately fancy a man for the first timethis really tall muscular bloke in his 40s and he has a huge arse and I genuinely want to shag himtrust me when I say this has never happened before
>>223278281Give ALDI a go
>>223278291think you might have carbon monoxide poisoning blud
>WATCH: Wes Streeting and Shabana Mahmood have been caught on 'hot mic' allegedly joking about Labour's scheme to release prisoners earlynot even a fucking day and already a scandal
KYOCAINE AND ADVILLAST NIGHT WAS MAD REAL
>>223278304
>>223278213Nah there were 3 BG vids in there. I doubt it was her tho, no faces were shown
acting like a right bloody fuck right now
I'm taking matters into my own paws
>>223278288yeah its her I think
>>223278323anon had to get it on
Rorke doing Rorke things
>>223278323
>>223278312the hot mic moments in this country are so embarrassing like americans will just say shit like "grab them by the pussy" but british politicians just make cringe jokes and laugh like retards
My life is shit and I want to die
Don't miss my ex but I can still smell her in my head
>>223278356kill a politician first kthanksbaiiii
>>223278359ever shag her up the arse?
>Miatta Fahnbullehwho the hell are these people
what happened here thenhow come they climbed up to the top and fell right back down?
>>223278304The feeling might be mutual then you could have hot steamy gay sex in the showers. You should tell him bro
>>223278371Nah, once she said 'wrong hole' when I missed but that was it.
big fan of mike tyson hope they make a film about him
>>223278382owner died in a mad helicopter crash that happened live on TVbest player retiredbest players left
>>223278382all went downhill when that little chinky fella flew his plane into those towers
>>223278364
>>223278359sometimes catch the scent of perfume my gf from when i was 18 used to wear16 years ago now and it's still very vivid
>Miatta FahnbullehMe when I drive a Madza MX-5 and see my former school bully who is now great admirer of me and he asks me what car is it
do teams ever play moneyball in the yuukay?instead of focusing on winning?
>>223278403mogged
>>223278403mumberg
>>223278417
used to know a lad who shagged a bloke on a whim and it flipped a switch in his brain and he finally realised he was gay but then he ended up all camp and was obviously a bottomhe was just a normal deano before then as far as I was aware
>>223278426Yeah I had it on PS2, was a good game
>>223278454bizarre lie
> shagged a bloke on a whim
>>223278356What will 'berg do without you
>>223278285
>>223278454I've always feared that. What if you're gay and you didn't know? Then one day you just find out you're gay.
am bottom
>shagged a bloke on a whim
>>223278454so how is your dad?
>>223278480Sounds like you're gay bro
>>223278454i did the opposite shagged a lad when i thought i was curious and was so repulsed after it turned me fully straight
dead general
should point out that the lad he shagged was me
>>223278454>shagged a bloke on a whim
RIP anus sarwar
>>223278490pinkpantheress
>>223278356*gives you a hug*
It's a shag or be shagged world
>shagged a lad when i thought i was curious
>>223278523no, I am shaggedtacus
be right back forumgoing shagging a lad
i should be allowed to shag the men !!
we should all meet up and have a gay orgy for a laugh hahawould be bear jokes
>>223278423
If I were to shag a lad it'd look like paddy off of emmerdale, I reckon he'd have a nice smooth fat bottom and you could get right in there like what that lad on deliverance done to ned beatty
mad how many benders there are on brit
>>223278608ned batty
Just done a poo and didn't need to wipe. Fair enough I've done clean poos beforeThen I looked in the toilet and there was nothing thereDid I hallucinate a poo
>>223278620not the worst delivery but a bit robotic
>>223278636It's called a ghost poo
>>223278636A ghostie
>>223278608
>>223278608haven't seen him in over 20 years, he looks like porky pig now
>>223278636no it was just your haemorrhoid popping back out your arseyou can't knot yourself with your own bumveins lad so stop trying
this is stupid I want to talk about VAGINAS
>>223278636two questionsone, do you look like paddy off emmerdaletwo, fancy a bum
>>223277791That used to be my view when I ate my lunch. Have they finished those flats yet?
>>223278663exactly, you could lube him up and slide right intickle his walnut with your glans and redecorate his innards in true elton fashion
>>223278672Mental how nobody cares he's the PM now because we're all sick to bastard death of politicians
>>223278681Bodied that freak
>>223277906used to work in beddington but now I realise you were doing a joke
>>223278681 :c
anyone actually gay and live near birmingham?
>>223278693
when I was 16 my mum bought me stuart maconie's pies and prejudice and it made me realise how the m62 corridor is just a mass of afro-hibernians larping as oppressed marxists who are more like wogs and jocks and muslims than their english brothers because they're poor unlike londoners or something
>>223278730ok
>>223278681Done that archosaur freak
braindead biomass can't comprehend peace and quiet
>i don’t fuck with niggas who think they broadscouldn’t say that nowadays
>>223278730was just reporting this as fact in asda express
Rorke opening ChatGPT when the plane lands to let it know he landed safely
>>223278741Go and knock on their door you cowardly cunt. YOU WON'T
>>223278721Wiggle wiggle wiggle~
>>223278721wow some extremely generic slags
Got called a racist in farmfoods
>>223278762Indian>>223278766White
>oooh we like bisto and that fat cockney mystery meat who eats like a pig, an me dad voted labour so I have to an all, proper norf me. stockport county an the royle family, that's meyeah fuck off with that shit you braindead mongs
watching kingdom of the planet of the apeswould it be considered bestiality if this ape shagged the female human he met given he can talk and think and stuff?
Doing a wotanic shite
>>223278779stockport mentioned !!
>>223278779what happened ladwhy are you so upset
>>223278762outhere brothers mentioned
99% of the 2000s nostalgia is just because The Internet at the time was basically a spontaneous White Ethnostate lol, things were going downhill at a constant rate but the Internet started producing culture because... it was a spontaneous white/young Ethnostate
leftypol pooing out sam fisher
feel like knocking fuck out of someone
>>223278779'Eeeee owt as gridlin' as greeeveh
>>223278783Unironically really like the Planet of the Apes reboot films, I really like the world, though Kingdom was a bit dull compared to the other ones.
>>223278784your sister's well fit mr rowsellyour gave your kids gay names though nglstill, stay strong
>>223278779sup mouldie
>>223278530
mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppiLqLmnzE
>>223278813you'll do nothinggimp
>>223278814nothing wrong with being a northernernothing wrong with liking where you're fromit's the manufactured North™ identity of 'ooh we love gravy and marxism oop in manchestuh' that's cancerous
dear oh dearhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/mouldie/
>>223278721if my daughter turned out like this i'd fucking beat her arse
>>223278837i'd fucking annihilate you
eggs
what do they do differently?
lovely meal with my dad and his bf today
thoughts on Moderate, Practical National Socialism?
>>223278880not much really
>>223278801True say
>>223278881what did you eat?
>>223278911i know what his dad ate
I'm from Manchester and think it's a cesspithate andy bumcunt
>>223278911coq au vin
>>223278853sell us the pics lad x
>>223278939yeah well you would you miserable skaghead scally cunt
Lived in Liverpool for a bit and the average person is either much friendlier than in the South or a nutcase, no aloof posh cuntiness
>>223278880they're historically good at football and music and have a distinct accent! there are no other cities within 50 miles that could possibly make the same claim!
>>223278852ancient mouldie posting
feels like there's about 4 active posters ITT right now grim
yep Scousers are not aloof
>>223278976Nice berg
if you had sex with a clone of yourself would you be the bottom or top
>>223278836Baars
and thats me scranned out
>>223278943ooo lovely
>>223278976It's a work night
>>223279011I like beetroot but you people are absolutely obsessed. wtf is wrong with you?
>>223279011>beetroot and eggsgrim
>>223279006power bottom
>>223278943Cock of what?
I like when in pubs the nuts would be on a piece of card held up behind the bar. I like that they do it. In sitcoms from the 80s you can see they had topless women on those cards and if you bought 20 packs of nuts you would see breasts ok
just add any cunt on linkedineasily 90% of my connections are indians who add me for some reasonjust want to seem like someone who knows peoplelike some sort of shagger
>>223279072ok!
>power went off for ONE SECOND>computer shut down>internet disconnected>every alarm on the street going offNo sleep tonight
>>223279081sir jeet collector
>>223279081alri networkinglad
>>223279104It not right
rape
>>223279023>>223279025see points 1 through 4... nothing wrong with me.
>>223279108
Sir Net Worker
got no job :/
>>223279081they're your bank of workers now
The UK and its establishment sicken me beyond words.
>>223279131what's he doing
>>223279161scrombling
>>223279145get on benefitsbleed the system dry until it collapses
>>223279154>they're your bankclassic
>>223279158The British state probably needs to die for the White race to live in this country.
i'm bulgarian
AI is nice and lovely
>>223279145got me a new job recently>>223279179i used to be a neet on bennies and it's absolutely shit, the worst existence possible
going to bed
AI make TV Burp come back
>>223279238
just realised it was my boss's birthday today and I didn't wish her a happy bdayshould I do so tomorrow or would she get the hump because it's a day later?
Quite comfy once /brit/ settles down for the night
>>223279281ever shag her up the arse?
>>223279301now the real schizophrenia can begin
just bee yourself
sir rosenior clearly cracked the code. buy a bit of new zealand real estate then disappear onto a golf course somewhere with a neoliberal smile while the investments quietly do their thing. proper lifestyle arbitrage if you ask me living the kiwi dream one fairway at a time lol
>>223279281wagie life is mental
>>223279281don't worry about it ok
britain cries out for wotan and his nietzchean bwc
Had a meeting at work today about how my field (tree surgery) is institutionally racist.this is genuine mental illness isn't it?
>>223279313>>223279319
in america they call simple paracetemol acetaminophenwhat a bunch of fucking freaks.
>>223279332Thinking that we give a shite? Yeah, it is
we need to talk about left wing online radicalisation
>>223279255G'nite
>>223279343We covered this earlierThey just call it Tylenol
>>223279351aspergers posting style mong!
>>223279384don't sign your posts ok
>>223279332you kill trees !!!
>>223279390lmfaoooo done him
>>223279317Cute
I am BAD at sex
>>223279332how
mental how Zelensky is gonna put Biletsky in charge of the Ukrainian Ground Forces and Azovites in the west will still fall for it
still havent had me mint aero
>>223279406I am pretty good at it but I find it hard to enjoy until I'm about 7 shags in to a woman
>>223279408haven't got a clue what any of that meanstake it to /ukr/
Scotch football legends Hearts got battered 4-0 today by Austria's Sturm Graz >b-but it just preseason friendl-CL QUALIFIER ACTUALLY MATE THEY'RE SHITE!!!
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/CA/ghost/only/
what do you reckon Dua Lipa's favourite sex position is?
are you capable of admitting you were wrong?
>>223279466missionary
>>223279439biletsky is a nazi and the western ‘left” will still brainlessly support their zionazi yank puppet state in killing as many of its own men as possible for the interests of epstein’s mates
>>223279440don't think that's a real book
>>223279480>biletsky is a naziNo he isn't, that's the point
>>223279466albanian so dead fish position
>>223279446obsessed
>>223279440>Lansky was born on December 12, 1982, in Paris, France.[3][1] He has Algerian-Jewish heritage.[6]solved your little book mystery there
>>223279473to a fault>>223279466reverse cowboy
"Hitler speaks of this in Mein Kampf" - Jonathan Bowden
>>223279514What's he talking about then
new
>>223279521The bit where he says an empire the size of Britain's couldn't be put together by mere bribery and swindling, contrary to what /his/ likes to claim
old
>>223279488>In 2010, Biletsky reportedly said that the Ukrainian nation's mission is to "lead the white races of the world in a final crusade...against Semite-led Untermenschen".[47][48][49][50]even yankipedia using a slew of western media outlets as sources says so
>>223279499It's ALWAYS the French
>>223279461I can't post
the new as it were>>>/b/951698799
>>223279584>>223279584>>223279584>>223279584
