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Let's be abnormal and have zero chill this thread
*sucks teeth*
>>223280637Abloobloooo
https://youtu.be/WY6yLkBEVMM
stop re-using this tranime pic
>>223282899this bitch needs to be raped by me
>animeyikes
>>223281461Why don't they ask China for help?
anime??
You can go to the poorest parts if subsaharan Africa or the deepest parts of the Amazon rainforest and you'll find people using smartphones. Is there a single place on Earth left untouched by American cultural imperialism? Maybe North Korea.
>>223282837while there are some traditional socialists in the dsa, quite a large number of them are literally marxists at best, leninists at worst. not in a meme way, but actually employing soviet strategies to enforce dictates. no real intention of helping the dnc, but to completely usurp it. they’ve had limited success but they have so much conviction that there doesn’t seem a way to stop it. traditional democrats are already groveling at their feet, including the most recent democratic presidential candidate.
wish I was 7 feet tall
What a life
>>223282941somebody posted a negress from africa a few weeks ago talking about how she was a "gooner" and didn't want to be an incel and all that stuff hah. pretty funny
>>223282967holy comfy
>>223282964That's too tall
It'd be funny if NYC started making gulags
>>223282980who cares. You get so much sex that it's worth it
>>223282967you would get too much water seeping in during rainfall
>>223282967Ziggers doing Minecraft IRL.
>>2232829967 feet? Bruh unless you play basketball that's freaky
Remember to follow the 10 Montenegrin Commandments
>>223282962what a bunch of retards
>>223283022i already told you that you get so much sex that it doesn't matter. That's literally the point of life and you get easy mode at that point.
>new thread>everyone leaveswhat a bunch of faggots
Sophie Cunningham is so pretty but she would hate me for being a liberal pussy
>>223281461Boo hoo nigger
>>223283080nice pic, faggot
Why am I so shit
I will be bandwagoning the Bruins this year
>>223281461even after the massive scaling back of USAID america still gives roughly ~2.5-3 times the amount of foreign aid given by the country in 2nd place (germany) with 75-85 billion compared to germany's ~30 billion and almost 30x the amount given by china who gives 2.5-3 billion
>>223282967why bother with such propaganda when they can just conscript people and force them to fight
grab the blicky like uhhhit the sticky like yuhh
>>223283119>amount given by china who gives 2.5-3 billionwow don't those Chinese know that they're missing out on so much SOFT POWER by not bribing warlords with millions of dollars
Toast for breakfast (I forgot I had waffles)Cup noodles for lunchFish and chips for dinner
kek>>223280687
>>223282971Please post it
>she left me on readIs it over?
>>223283181it never began
>>223282962It's weird how all these commies have this rich but third world background. Like Mamadickshit is like half ugandan or something Meanwhile communists back in the day were all Slavs or Jews
Why black guys get so mad at asian girls? Asian girls are extremely family centric, so it crazy to me when they won't respect their dad/elders.
Since I blew (blue) up and got greenI gotta leave some of yall on read (red)
>>223283197>>223283199/cum/ mind
>>223283197>>223283199Online dating is literally impossibleWhy is this so hard?We are attracted to eachother, let's go on a date.
Why do cheap whores always have to reside in sketchy motels? I don't want to risk being stabbed for some shiddy used up pussy
>>223283202Dude looks homeless
/cum/ is a garden
>>223283238/cum/ is a temple
Imagine how many H-1B immigrants are going to come in under JD Vance's presidency. Do you think it will be a bigger rug pull than trump?
>>223283238I'm a bluebell
all women prefer white men, this is just a fact and no study is needed to assert its truthfulness.
>>223283227shoulda brought your pimp stick
Who are the most honest politicians in the game right now
>>223283227they have to keep costs down
shut up with the fucking bot posts
/cum/ dating sim
>>223283292Is that supposed to be you since you're whining
>>223283277Mark J Carney
>>223283292Imagine behaving like this, utterly childish. I'm supposed to take these nutjobs seriously? LGBT is mental illness, plain and simple.
>>223283277Not really a politician but I unironically think tucker carlson is far from being a grifter. I think hes a true believer in what he preaches.if he has political aspirations in the future I think he could amass a decent following
>>223283292are the bot posts in the room with us right now
>>223283277
>>223283292Saw someone on X with a trans flag in their bio say this is a CIA plant
How many of you idiots get excited about new goyslop dropping? Do you genuinely want to buy fast food products you see on TV or in digital ads? I imagine some of you must look like this.
>>223283314Interesting. Does your caretaker know you use 4chan
>>223283326Timmiessss I'm so Canadian I love Tim Hortons!!!
>>223283326Says the retard watching those videos.
How many of yall are actual virgins? If yes, why do you think that is?
New debit card came in the mail
>>223283350What's it say
>>223283346Here>whyI plead the fifth
>>223283346I've never had sex because I don't leave my domicile
>>223283324can you prove them wrong?
Gym excursion with father has been delayed to tomorrow
>>223283346>my cunt?yes>wherefore?I was brainwashed by cultists growing up. Then I focused on work for 5 ish years and now I'm a recovering autist. This year or next year could possibly be the year of the gf, however I'm nearly a year and a half away from wizardhood and it'd be kind of stupid to go all this time and not become a wizard at the last second.
>>223283197>>223283199She responded and said "that could be fun, I'll have to check if I'm available this weekend (insert bullshit excuse here)"Like, we matched on a dating app, why do you not want to go on a date with me? Why is this so hard brosThis shouldn't be this difficult
>>223283357"To activate your card, use the PNC Mobile Banking app or sign on to PNC Online Banking at pnc.com"
>>223283327do you actually have any opinions of your own or do you just say things off vibeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ftlXFZ2ic
Would
>>223283416no physique gonna fix a base model iphone
You can dig a hole in your basement as far down as you want it to go, no one can stop you
>>223283433Would what? Tucker Carlson?
>>223283439That violates some sort of local code for sure
>>223283380I used to be like this, there are women and girls like this also.
>>223283439Mole people will have something to say about this.And legally I can't, I have surface rights only. It's even part of my deed.
Realized I was full as I had a mouthful of food and so I spit it into the toilet
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>>223283449>there are women and girls like this also.Like Futaba Sakura?
Who can I pay for a back massage
fat weeaboo girls with stinky pussies still wouldn't fuck 90% of you
i give myself the creeps
>>223283420>I'm nearly a year and a half away from wizardhoodAs long as you don't make your "have not" part of your identity, and you come across as confident, you'll be okay.
>>223283439In Ontario they were building houses with the basements going down multiple floors but the government said no more to that.
>>223283277No such thing
blacks are the foundation of america
>>223283346I'm not only because of Korean prosties
>>223283483massage therapist
>>223283485I don't want a fat weeb with a stinky pussyA skinny weeb with stinky feet is more my speed
I'm white, make $150k a year, own a house and several cars. I have a stable job and an 8" dick. But I'm only 5'10" which is why women won't even look at me.
Some times beer makes me piss like crazy
>>223283483Go to a vocational school with a massage therapy program and offer yourself as a practice dummy for free
>>223283422it's a big committment going on a date with a stranger and you risk awkwardness for an hour. So women need to be 90% sure they want to go. If they are on the fence then they'll pass.
>>223283513Turn to men
>>223283487>i give myself the creepsThom Yorke of Radiohead wrote the song "Creep" about this exact sensation. He followed a girl he had a crush on at Oxford and wrote the lyrics based on his imagined experience from her perspective
i truly hate women fortunately they don’t interact with me for any reason ever
>>223283513Boohoo nigga
>>223283515frying chicken crazy?
Living underground sounds cool
>>223283513Shoot. Im 6'"1, married, make $125k and am married but I'm still miserable
>>223283422>we matched on a dating app, why do you not want to go on a date with me?Because matching on an app is meaningless. You have no real connection to this woman, so unless youve already wowed her and built that connection she's going to pass because she has a hundred other dancing monkeys to choose from
>>223283513why did you send the magical creatures to shrek's swamp instead of anywhere else?
>>223283538Being married seems to be a miserable situation for a ton of people. Not really sure why people do that.>>223283536Dampness + ghosts + raiders seems like a bad combination.
>>223283292University of washington used to be based
>>223283292
>>223283542Sort of this. With dating apps you have to treat a match as if you met this girl in the wild. Girls don't want a penpal or a text buddy. You need to act fast and confidently.
>>223283525i don't stalk anyone... yet
>>223283346i am physically ugly and socially disabled and broke. this is the real dark triad
>>223283564She's beautiful...
>>223283552>Being married seems to be a miserable situation for a ton of people.For me that is not the case. We both find the marriage very comforting and stable. I could imagine people who marry for the wrong reasons may experience it the way you describe.
watchin Townsends
>>223283594Love that channel
>>223283552people marry out of convenience or because there's nobody else better which can lead to being miserable.
>>223283571That's what I did, that's why I asked her out after a couple days of textingWe'll see if I ever meet her in person
I don't understand sexless marriagesIf you're not having sex, what's the pointLike buying a car that you never can rideI guess if you have kids the calculus is different
Its 1867, you are eating fried pork fat and bread
>>223283610Sexually harass her, stalk her declare your love and that you will kys if she doesn't respondGirls love passion
>>223283614Sometimes you sort of forget about having sex for a couple of months, then one of you brings it up and you get back at it. A sexless marriage because you aren't actually attracted to each other is a different issue.
>>223283617*jumps out of window*
>>223283617Throw a grenade in and lock the door
>>223283617I would just quit my job if they told me I had to come into an office. Haven't done it in years and I will never do it again.
Failed wordle
Sister texted me "sankyuu" instead of thank you like some weeb
>>223283654post a picture of your sister for everyone to appreciate
>>223283654Give me her number
>>223283654How fat is she
>hardcore harassing woman to meetup professing my enfatuation >finally gives in and agrees to meet>immediately lose all interest, penis goes extremely flaccid and shrinksAnyone else like this?
>>223283614Those are the people who married for cash or status or whatever
Dogberg is hiding in the closet because it's storming even though it's evening walk time
This raspberry nectarine flavored sparkling water SLAPS
You can't make it clap like me
>>223283719I'd slap the fuck outta you if I caught you drinking sparkling water
>>223283654I really like saying "Danke" to people lol
>>223283739You'd be slapping me multiple times everyday because I am completely addicted
>>223283743Dance schön!
I also drink seltzer water but just cause I hate the taste of tap water
why are zoomers like this
>>223283767He's 100% gaming
>>223283767That's a millennialHe's wearing a mask so it's covid era and he already had a job so he would be too old to be a zoomer
>>223283767>masked up while sitting alone on a computer Glad he spared that monitor from infection
>>223283780nah that's a zoomie you can tell by his haircut and the fact that he's like 21 there. just answer the question, why are you guys like this?
I still see pipo wearing masks in they cars
He got the David Lynch Eraserhead cut
>>223283691You may be gay. I used to aggressively pursue women for sex when I was single. It wasn't until I got into a relationship that this inate behaviour was quelled
>>223283779>gaming>left fingers not on wasd Fake news
>>223283767i do that. i don't know why
Today I started work at 6 am and ended at 7 pm. This big hitta finna cry fr.
>>223283795>EraserheadI like David Lynch but this movie is pseud nonsense and boring as hell
>>223283805I used to yell on Xbox live.
Found the audio version, it's even better with sound:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1tnG3BnUv8
hello creampies
>>223283838Literally me
Made some hot chocolate
>>223283838
>>223283839looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
Poopy Doopy Dooo!
>>223283822My sister and I like it
>>223283870do you look like that?
>>223283873ThisSo much this
just won an argument congratulate me
>>223283798I have had sex with multiple women. Has nothing to do with sexuality. It's like as soon as the girl positively responds i lose interest because the challenge is gone
A cute black kween smiled at me today
>>223283884congratulations cumslut
>>223283886this is retarded serial killer behaviour
can you fuck in the shower or does the water make too much friction?
>>223283900Being naked in the shower with a girl is fun but fucking in the shower seems unpleasant
>>223283838the person filming this is a truly evil human being
*wastes entire life* whoops
>>223283900the latter. also easy to slip and fall
The sound fat girls pussies make in the shower when they wash them is crazy
>>223283899Nah
I wish I could have a gf
>>223283911doggy seems fine to avoid falling
>>223283886>as soon as the girl positively responds i lose interest because the challenge is goneI can relate to this. I liked the chase more than the catch. Now as a married man my response to this is unfortunately, that type of behavior is immature. There will come a time where the catch was worth the chase and you won't feel like chasing anymore.
>>223283202what the fuk is the "oxford study"
>>223283886I feel this way about femboys
I have a friend that's a girl. Isn't that almost like having a girlfriend? We've gone for dinner a few times before. She's cool. We're like friendly coworkers. If any of you say "friendzone" I will commit suicide.
They plotting on my downfall
>>223283935umm unless you've done the penis in the vagina...
we should bring back Roman food orgies but with goyslop
>>223283925not saying you will fall just that there's a risk of falling
>>223283935i dont know the difference because i have neither
>>223283943ok but what about the actual dick in pussy action. Does that work in the shower?
>>223283926>liked the chase more than the catchYeah, the pursuit is great but then once i have obtained it, my interest vanishesI think i have an addictive mindset. It's like im chasing the thrill and don't ever want the satisfaction because once I get that then the thrill is gone
>>223283938Never kissed her or seen her boobies. But we did hug once.
I fucked a girl in the shower standing up, if you don't have a tiny dick it's not that hard to do. She pissed on my leg afterwards.
>>223283935Same here lol. She just left me on read btw #kms
>>223283940mukbang?
>>223283957of course but dont let water get on your dick because water isn't a lubricant
>>223283794yeah. outdoors in wide open areas like parks too. just complete branch covidian insanity.
>>223283973I went to a university library recently and the clerk was behind plexiglass and masked up. Bizarre stuff
>>223283958From my experience part of that comes from your own insecurity. The chase is fun, even now that I am married I still sometimes think about the chase, but at the end of the day I can have sex with my wife whenever I want.My advice to you is to determine your objective or goal beyond just sex when pursuing a new woman.
>>223283979I would've broke the glass if I was in you shoes
>>223283794as a weeb I could care lessbut outdoors and in private is pretty stupid
>>223283966water is the #1 lubricant in our bodies jsyk
>>223283996You have never had sex.
Either prostitute or gooning at this point in the nightI'll swipe right on a hundred profiles first Then I'm flipping a coin
>>223284002Can't find any good prostitutes near me right nowWay too many Latinas, I want white bitches
>>223284001i've had sex with your mother several times, including about 9 months before you were born.
>>223283996you're probably thinking of synovial fluid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synovial_fluidbut no, water is not a lubricant. just like in automobiles and other machines which have metal contacts, they use grease/oil and not water.
>>223283979i work for a university. the first faculties to remove all the covid shit like pylons on cafeteria seats and social distancing floor stickers was the med school and engineering (same day). the last holdout, fully EIGHTEEN MONTHS LATER, was the drama faculty.
>>223283960you better have pissed on her as revenge
>>223284014>Way too many Latinas, I want white bitchesMust be nice. Where I live it's mostly niggers, and some trafficked asian whores
>>223284024It was pretty hot actually. Would recommend.
>>223284024Her pissing is part of the hot part. I've had girls piss on me in the shower and I pissed on them back.
piss is mostly just water
>>223284019>drama students are a bunch of faggotssasuga
>>223284002uhh im stupid how do you go about doing thist. not a glowie
any wizards here? i cant fit in with these normies
>>223284055There's pictures and videos of herI saw one of her 69ing with some broccoli head, it's so over I forget her name sorry, it's sophy something
>>223284063They're called callgirls for a reason You can figure out the rest
>>223284051the students put graffiti on a lot of it towards the end so i don't think they supported it. it was the profs and dean of the department. which to me makes sense as you've got to be some kind of insufferable no-talent to wind up teaching drama at the university level.
>>223284038>and I pissed on them back.good. girls be pissing everywhere in the shower thinking they're not getting pissed on back smdh can't believe these hoes
So tired I gave up on making food and now am laying down in bed
>>223284074yeah
>>223284077abject lies unless you have links or sauce
>>223284087hows it hanging big guy?
>>223284094i don't care anymore
Wish I was a russian during the soviet union
Even the driest of chickens somehow tastes decent when you put it between 2 pieces of bread
>>223284091https://www.erome.com/babyyysophFound itHer content is mostly garbage
>>223284080It's a MILITARY CONFLICT you duck fucking dumbass not a fucking WAR fuck a duck!!!
